Breakfast edition
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>ARG Patch
Added The Keeper (unlocked by donating 1000 coins to the greed machine) and new items:
Keeper now holds... a single fucking penny
Rib of Greed
Keeper's Store Key
Karma
Sticky Nickels
Deep Pockets
And more co-op babies, yay.
>Nerfwatch patch
Stopwatch is now only on-hit (still special)
Punching bag can die and has a long respawn time.
Kamikaze is now shit again.
Mega blast only gains 3 charges from batteries.
Alt+F4 exploit fixed.
>General Information
http://bindingofisaac.com/
FAQ:
>What does "item" do?
http://platinumgod.co.uk/rebirth
http://bindingofisaacrebirth.gamepedia.com/Binding_of_Isaac:_Rebirth_Wiki
>What's that HUD that people are using?
https://github.com/networkMe/missinghud2
>What is "thing" on the post-it note?
Top row: Mom's Heart/It Lives, Isaac, Boss Rush
Middle row: Satan, ???, The Lamb
Bottom row: Mega Satan, Greed Mode, Hush
>What is Hush/Blue Womb?
New boss in a new area that opens when you beat Mom's Heart before the 30th minute.
Pretty much a bullet sponge though, so have fun with that.
>How to unlock The Lost?
1. Unlock Missing Poster.
2. Die holding Missing Poster in Sacrifice Room.
3. Congratulations, you have now unlocked The Lost in a fraction of the time of everyone else.
>How to unlock The Keeper?
Donate 1000 coins to the greed machine.
If you're not up for autistic level of grinding, use cheat engine;
1. First scan for the value you have in the greed machine.
2. If only one result, change it to 999.
3. If not, donate one coin and try again.
4. Repeat step 3 until it works.
>The Keeper has no sprite and dies instantly!
Remove players.xml from your resources folder.
First for
massive community rebalance patch will be
Well-Done Steak Community Expansion, with over 6000 new Co-Op Babies!
Apparently stopwatch is no longer special. OP should be updated with new patch.
I used to enjoy this game before the keeper
OP should be changed to mention Stopwatch isn't a special item anymore
>>124664889
>>124664938
Roger will do.
Got a fresh brick of text to stick in there?
ayyy what the fuck is this rock doing
>>124665393
It's hiding from you, because you're a homicidal baby in your mum's basement, haunted by the ghost of your dead father.
>>124665054
>6 December patch
>Sacrifice Rooms do stuff
>Scissors now have 2-room charge time instead of 6
>Friendly Ball now has a 3-room charge time instead of 4
>Shoop Da Whoop now deals x4 tear damage instead of x2
>Butter Bean now reflects bullets
>Stop Watch works with Holy Mantle and is no longer Special
>Match Stick trinket can remove the Tick trinker
>Abel now fires towards you rather than perfectly mirroring your shots
>Afterbirth Fly items count towards the Beelzebub transformation
>Cain's Other Eye now scales with your damage
>Lost Fly now damages properly
>The Battery now works properly
>Taurus now works in Greed Mode and Boss Rush
>Angel Statue quit/continue exploit fixed
>Boss Rush quit/continue exploit fixed
>some guaranteed damage room layouts removed
copy pasterino'd from reddit. Do what you will.
>>124665856
>Abel now fires towards you rather than perfectly mirroring your shots
He really did it. The absolute madman. He made Abel worse.
>>124665856
>Tick trinker
>>124665856
Thanks, will add to the next thread, when this one finishes, sometime next week, the way we've been going lately.
>>124666114
>>124666138
Trimmed the unecessary
The > arrows and spelling errors, to be precise.
Anything else you want added before I pass out?
>>124666023
>stand in line with the center of the room
>Abel knocks enemies into you
Brilliant.
>>124666138
Put something about Dad's Key being in the Gold Chest pool, too.
>>124665856
>>Taurus now works in Greed Mode and Boss Rush
GUD
>>124666731
The dads key thing was deconfirmed.
>>124665856
>Fixing Butter Bean to do what it was supposed to do on release
Good job edmund
>>124665856
>>124666023
>He made Abel worse
>Sacrifice rooms got buffed so hard they're now OVERPOWERED
>Half the changes are making things work how they were actually supposed to work in the first place
Steakbirth
>>124668565
Steakmund Mcstillbirth
>>124668565
Why does Edmund hate Abel so much?
I FUCKING HATE THESE THINGS.
>get d4 in late chapter 2
>reroll it when i get a chance to collect transformations and it gave me 99bombs the first time
>get amazing brimstone companion,cursed mega tear, homing bomb, halo of flies after passing over some decent setups with d4.
>dad's key sitting in last treasure room, pick it up since i haven't seen a single angel room
>abort the fetus
>crush hush
>murder Satan
>slaughter the lamb
>mega murder mega Satan
it's those little moments when you become an unstoppable god by pure chance that makes it a treat
>>124665856
>Match Stick trinket can remove the Tick trinket
that's fucking brilliant. i approve and fuck the Tick
>>124670465
>tfw got Abbadon + Mutant Spider on Azazel
>With just two items I could suddenly one-shot every boss in the game and went on a godless rampage down to the depths of hell
Truly this is what makes the dozens of hours of failed Lost runs worthwhile
>slaughter the lamb
>mega murder mega Satan
Wait - did you go through the Dark Room to beat The Lamb, then go back to the starting room to fight Mega Satan?
Is there a purpose to that besides unlocks?
>>124670749
>Is there a purpose to that besides unlocks?
being a hard motherfucker
>champion big red spider
>literally cannot run away because it's a gravity well
Why is this allowed
>tfw terrible at this game
>tfw total hours in re/afterbirth + vanilla is 97 hours
>tfw just now unlocked the Polaroid
I don't know how I can enjoy a game so much when I'm so bad at it.
>>124670749
>Wait - did you go through the Dark Room to beat The Lamb, then go back to the starting room to fight Mega Satan?
fuck yes i did. I knew that bitch didn't stand a chance.
Also general question to anybody, is ringworm supposed to increase azazels range? cause it did for me last night and it was sweet
So about this new expansion do we have to buy it? I think it's afterbirth + I don't do crosses.
>>124671206
yep
>>124670348
walking hives are far worse
>>124671425
The ones that spit out drowned chargers are cancer.
The extra 7~ HP they have is hellish so early on
>>124670889
>>124671206
Damn. Respect.
>>124671198
When I was (and still am) trying to grind out Godhead in vanilla Rebirth I hit a -400 win streak at one point
>>124671425
4 walking hosts in the 4 turret mega room are the worst
>>124671192
Deflection champs can also be irritating
>>124671490
>WoTL enemies were notably worse than base enemies, Spiders, Isaac, and shit
>Rebirth enemies were notably worse than Flash enemies, Bloat being the most notable
>Afterbirth enemies are notably worse than Rebirth enemies
I'm sensing a pattern...
So Infestation 2 overrides Maw of the Void, which is a goddamn shame because I nearly killed myself taking Maw of the Void hoping my huge luck stat would give me black hearts for days.
>>124671986
Maw isn't affected by luck anyway
Go for Mega Stan now or run through the chest and try to hope that I get more drops/pickups than I lose in hearts?
>>124672346
charge the box then fight goat man
>>124672346
kill ??? you pussy, just make sure you have an available charge battery charge for the megasatan fight
>haven't played Isaac for a few days
>learn about new patch
>check out the notes
>"Added graphics for a Satoru Iwata themed daily run"
This was for his birthday, wasn't it? I missed it, didn't I?
Was it fun, /boig/?
>>124673408
It was. Had all the nintendo themed items.
>>124673507
my run of that daily had the themed items but in a completely different order than 2 people who i saw have the exact same seed
like i didnt get the blue crown first item room and i got fucked up as a result
>those fucking invisible demons who run faster than your base speed and show up in devil rooms and curse rooms all the fucking time
>>124674368
>those turret demons hiding behind the demon statue who avoid your shots and teleport everywhere
>>124671512
I think my highest losing streak was somewhere in the 20s
>>124674495
Don't worry, the Keeper will change that.
>Eden run
>pheromone bean + battery item
>first floor treasure room is dunce cap
Let's see where this run takes me.
>>124674804
I'll be sure to look forward to that if I ever unlock him.
>>124664706
>Stopwatch is now only on-hit (still special)
it's not special now
Did they fix the way The Lost is unlocked on this latest patch?
>>124676737
No. That's an old change.
>Tech X + Epic Fetus + Quad Shot + Loki's Horns + Brimstone
Noice.
Okay so I know these generals have died down hardcore lately but help me out real quick
I have Inner Eye and Ipecac
My boss rush has Mom's Knife and Ludovico
Which one is the better option
I'm Lost and have both Key Pieces to kill Mega Satan and finish this fucking post-it
>>124677660
Knife
>>124677709
I died because I paused the game during the boss rush and couldn't remember if I lost my holy Mantle or not
I had Holy Light so I was always shiny and couldn't tell
my first item was ludovico and then i got ipecac and then moms knife but my damage was still really shit, whats up with thati died by running into a red poop
>>124678340
You'll get'em next time, champ.
>find crawlspace
>3 pennies
thanks
>>124665856
>some guaranteed damage room layouts removed
>that one fucking room with the 3 buttons and blue spike blocks is still there
Fuck you.
>>124679627
>2 outer buttons first, then inner button
>never take damage
git steak
>>124679627
Basically what
>>124679682
said.
The buttons block the blue spike blocks, so do the 2 short ones on the outside you can touch and dive out of, then do the inner one, which will turn them off before you take damage.
>in challenge room with lost
>get hit first wave, leave and return to get back shield
>skipped first wave enemies and went to second wave
>game crashes after 'third wave'
well fuck
>libra turns succubus into an all-stats up
Oh baby
>hook worm gives prize bombs if you have doctor feetus
wait what.
Has this happened to anyone else?
They're not moving and i can't damage them, quality stuff once again breadmund
>>124682552
They'll move eventually, and if they don't, the doors will open on their own.
>>124682552
The doors will open eventually.
Mainly a work-around for those runs where you have zero range.
Like Lilith with Mom's Knife before it was fixed, you'd be lucky to have the knife go 2 rocks far at max charge
I wonder when are they planning on releasing the + dlc? Hopefully soon so people can make fun stuff and new items with floors and enemies.
Of course stuff like angel rooms having no items can be fixed right away.
>>124671938
Bloat got added in WotL though
One of the reasons why Vanilla -> WotL was a considerably larger damage spike than WotL -> Rebirth, which really wasn't harder at all
How exactly did sac rooms get buffed?
Holy shit thank you Sacrifice Room in Cathedral, that's another post-it filled
D100 is fun.
>>124689462
http://bindingofisaacrebirth.gamepedia.com/Sacrifice_Room#Rewards
>Explosivo godhead
Okay, that's pretty fun i'll give you that edmund.
I don't really like the idea of an editor being released. I want to feel like a special little snowflake with my hard to get achivements but now everyone will have real platinum god in 2 days.
>>124690398
>Explosivo
>>124690398
>Explosivo
Legit one of my least favorite items in the entire game
It's ruined 3 of my builds and it's like Experimental Treatment
I pick it up every time and think it'll be different and it never is every fucking time
Fucking TRASH
>>124690524
Legit kekd at that webm, thanks
>>124690650
its good with low damage, but if you already have good damage you shouldnt bother, the delay isnt really worth the extra damage the explosions do
>>124690650
It's fucking awful. It falls off everything, does shit damage and gets worse the further you get into your run. Once you've built up any sort of damage it actively harms your DPS even when it sticks, and God help you if you have any increased tear size.
>>124690741
Ain't no thing but a thing, bruh.
>>124690524
>>124690650
Wait, explosivo is bad? It's my favourite item from this shitty expansion.
>>124691139
I've explained why I dislike it
It synergises absolutely horribly with almost every item in the game, you're forced to shoot another 2-3 tears to kill an enemy or otherwise wait until the bomb blows off, or decides it just doesn't want to and the enemy is right on top of your ass without any lube
And like >>124690820
said, if you have big tears you're fucked
I had an amazing Lost build and was ready to fuck Mega Satan but picked up fruitcake on my huge +damage, Polyphemus+ Proptosis +lump of coal run and I went into a room with 3 Dingles, I JUST FUCKING HAPPENED TO GET EXPLOSIVO out of all the other options, The tear literally covered the entire screen, couldn't see anything, and got charged to death
Wretched item I won't be picking up again for a long time.
Fruitcake and Explosivo that is.
>>124691139
If you've got a good run going, it's essentially nothing but screen clutter and a huge miss chance.
>That editor
I expect good bosses, floors, curses/blessings and, enemies and items from you /boig/
>>124694475
You can count an angel room fix from me.
D100 saved this shitty character
>>124696437
If you had any actual trouble with Greed Mode Keeper, you really need to git gud.
>>124696591
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL XD GIT GUD LMFAO SENPAI
>>124696591
good meme desu senpai :D
>>124696929
>>124697120
The floors literally drop health in each wave, and you get a decent chance to get extra cash via Wooden Nickel. This is on top of how easy Greed Mode is to cheese normally.
>>124697181
until you realise you have to fight Ultra Greed with a piece of shit character
>>124697715
You mean the boss who makes you drop money every time you get hit, on a character who heals anytime you pick up hp?
Huh.
>>124697715
Anon, it's Ultra Greed. It shouldn't be too hard to just not take damage twice during the fight. In addition,
>getting hit drops coins
>there's shopkeepers that drop coins
>you'll have an above average build due to buying less HP ups and getting more money overall
>>124697807
Money, not hp herp.
>>124697807
>>124697854I haven't actually played Keeper yet, I just figured it'd be really tedious since you'd have a harder time breaking the game and having fun I'd imagine
whats the fastest you've ever killed hush? I think i did 1 min 30 seconds recently, never been op enough for a faster time
Also is it just me, or is money = power bugged? it seems to amplify damage way too much with special tears like mom's knife and epic fetus
on the pay 2 win challenge i got epic fetus floor 2 and literally 1-shot krampus, while with a similar damage value on another playthrough also with epic fetus on floor 2, it took 3 or 4 shots
>>124698692
Around 10 seconds with an extremely strong Lilith build.
>>124698692
less than a second with Chaos Card ;^)
when modding comes out I'm going to make chaos card tears just for shits and giggles.
Also will they "gate" dailies? Cause I personally don't care but mods will fuck those scores more than they already get fucked.
Is this works on keeper?
So what does people think of Afterbirth+?
With complete (or psuedo-complete) modding control you can make the game however you want.
Mind you, Achievements would be interesting - how would modding affect it?
>>124699431
Haven't tried that one, but other healing items work on him.
>>124699431
Surprisingly, yes.
>>124699541
It depends on what they decide to price it.
If it's free then it redeems the expansion.
If it costs money then it's just another way Edmund and Nicalis can prove they can make people buy literally anything they shit out.
>>124698935
I'm not going to believe anyone saying they beat it in less than a minute until I see a video, unless you just used a chaos card like fag no.2 below you.
To get Platinum God, is it just the Challenges + All post-its on Normal + Mom's Heart on Hard? Or is it all post-its normal and hard?
>>124700020
Try it out for yourself; I saved the seed. Finished off my Lilith post-it with it.
when i imported my rebirth save, all my boss marks and challenges no longer display as completed, do i need to do them again?
>>124700239
You also need to beat Mega Satan on hard with all characters.
>>124700454
Actually, cross that, you might not need to since that's Afterbirth material. You would definitely have to do that if you're going for 1001% though.
So the safe way to do satan now is by abusing sacrifice rooms?
Can you do it with the Lost or it's worse than before?
tfw you get a start so good and fucking squander it
on basement 1 i found nine-inch nails, magic mushroom and child's leash as lilith
fuckin rip
>>124701441
Ask yourself what happens when the Lost loses health.
>>124700369
Just made it too hush there's no way in hell you did it in under a minute without some kind of editor.
Also seeds aren't trustworthy anyway because I have no way of tracing your exact steps.
>>124700239
>>124700703
I should have noted, to get REBIRTH Plat God, is it just the Challenges + All post-its on Normal + Mom's Heart on Hard?
That should be an easier answer.
>>124705318
Yes. As far as I know, you don't need full Hard Mode post-its for Platinum God.
>>124703717
Just want to confirm, you didn't pick up Tech II, right? It's pretty easy to follow the seed since you've got a list of what items I got and when I got them.
should i take the mega satan laser on the keeper
>>124706806
addendum to this:
i already have ebin fetus and triple shot, which makes me drop six rockets in a row
>>124703717
Alright, just did that run again. Here I am right before I enter the doorway.
>>124707643
Right after killing ???.
>>124707778
And Hush killed.
>Eve run, no damage upgrades ever but Lil' Brimstone so keep trucking on
>Tiny Planet shows up, fuck well whatever so pick it up
>item room with a re-roll pedestal shows up later, re-roll something into Dr. Fetus and unconsciously pick it up
>WHAT HAVE I DONE
>somehow still manage to beat Satan thanks to Virgo, Gimpy, Old Bandage, Fanny Pack and Midas Touch dropping shit like mad when I get hit
I accomplished what I wanted for that run but holy shit I don't ever want to do something like that again.
>>124707918
The blinding light on death. Even counting the time before I entered the room, that's a 33 second Hush kill. Money = Power was a choice in one of the Blue Womb item rooms so it could have gone slightly faster, but I opted for Rubber Cement to stay true to my original run.
How did you fuck it up?
What the fuck, just got a room in the womb 2 with a turret and two buttons, when I pressed them both the doors didn't open and I started taking damage, lose all my life. Says I'm killed by a spider?
There weren't any enemies in the room, great run too, had dad's key.
help
>>124708775
>blank card jera.jpg
>>124709067
>mfw only jera unlocked
pretty much every time I see blank card it's unlimited items
>>124709403
I wish I had thought about that, in addition to unlocking the rune bag in that state as well.
>one Jera every 3 rooms
Might feel good
>>124709403
>>124709784
For the longest time, I just had Jera and Perthro unlocked (this was before I got the D6 so it was handier back then). I'd say that's an even better state to be in, and maybe Algiz if you're having trouble with The Lost. For completion's sake I've been going back and doing all the challenges so my glory days are coming to a close, but I'm definitely saving the less useful runes for last.
On a side note, how the fuck am I supposed to do Family Man? Do I hold R until a curse room gives me Incubus or what? I really can't think of any one item to reset for that could make that run any less hell.
>>124710261
>mfw only perthro and dagaz unlocked for a while
>almost guaranteed to be capable of removing a shitty curse once a run, or rerolling shitty items
it does feel nice to have more rune variety now thoughdat fukken jera
Fucking finally. I had less trouble with Suicide King.
>d4 as keeper on greed mode
>Strange Attractor, Tiny Planet, Soy Milk
>d8 from earlier fucked with my tears so soy milk fires at the rate of normal tears
>Fistula was the boss
RIP
Why didn't Tyron just make it so that you had to fight fucking Mega Satan on Brains
>>124714548
>mfw playing Guiles theme for 3 hours straight doing that challenge
fuck your alimony give me that key
So, this is all I have left to do.
What is the fastest way to get them? Infinite money in the greed mode with chaos?
>>124715774
Chaos is the worse bad actually, because of all breakfasts it spawns
For mega blast get Habit + healing source (pyromaniac is better), devil rooms normally have fire you can get damaged.
>>124715774
>all of those items are from the devil pool
Either that or keep restarting until you get a curse room and get teleported to the devil room and pick up the items if they're there.
>>124715774
Greed mode, most likely.
>items are easily accessible (and restock makes it even more so)
>devil deals are guaranteed
haha fucking plebs having problem with filling the greed machine amirite guise
>>124715975
>>124715984
>>124717259
Good idea, I'll reroll the first deal with the devil in greed mode or I'll get infinite money in greed mode for Habit + Dr/Epic Fetus + Pyromaniacs then reroll as much as I want.
>>124718453
>0%
but how
>>124718664
Because it isn't actually 0%, it's just rounded down. For instance, it might be 0.3%.
>>124718453
Break Greed Mode
>get Glowing Hourglass + 9 Volt or AAA Battery + Chaos Card
>enjoy your Keeper
Worst challenge?
>>124719417
Guardian, because it's almost 100% luck based.
>Do a Devil Room round in The Shop
>95% chance that it's double Stain, with those shitty headless worms that spit at you
It's like they know that this is the worst combination.
>>124719417
Pre-patch SpeedAnd I still beat it
So I finally got all bosses with every character.
Any tips for my missing challenges?
Head Trauma
Suicide King
Cat Got Your Tongue
Onan's Streak
The Guardian
>>124720043
>Head Trauma
Get Lump of Coal somewhere around there. Otherwise just practice dodging, it only lasts until Mom, and it isn't too tough.
>Suicide King
Lead into your shots and go for devil deals on the off chance you get Mom's Knife.
>Cat Got Your Tongue
Get a Candle.
>Onan's Steak
Practice your aim and don't take any items from item rooms on a Curse of the Blind.
>The Guardian
Pray for good RNG.
Is there a pastebin of really fun or overpowered runs somewhere? Sometimes I just get really frustrated with this game and want to steamroll everything.
Super Fun Items that make any run cool:
Polyphemus
Brimstone
Sacred Heart
Godhead
Mom's Knife
Monstro's Lung
Chocolate Milk
Ludovico
Mutant Spider
Inner Eye
Dr Fetus
Epic Fetus
Tech X
>>124723889
>inner eye
DON'T
>>124723889
>no rubber cement or Propostis
>>124723889
I forgot proptosis
So Afterbirth +.
Hoo boy.
If it costs money, then Edmund is confirmed shitter
But if it's free with Afterbirth, then all is forgiven.
Also, has anyone gotten around to trying to figure out the blog post's missing words?
Copy pastarino below:
<evil edmund> Afterbirth †will have a bunch of new ***** ********, including a couple of new bosses, a few transformations and new items/trinkets. How many? That’s a ****** you’ll find out on *******. Oh, also, ***** ***** **** and maybe something else related to ***** ****. There’s also a *** ****** I’m leaving out until a later time so you can wonder and conjecture/speculate ***** ****.</evil edmund>
Why does Atheme even exists when Maw of the Void is just the same fucking item, except a straight upgrade?
I mean, there are items that are just straght better than other ones in the game, but these are two brand new items. Why even put in Atheme?
>>124725805
> and maybe something else related to ***** ****.
Greed Mode maybe?
>>124726150
>yfwanother Donation machine
>>124725916
Because Edmund realized that the Lost and Keeper were getting a bit too easy, so he made another on-hit effect.
>>124726362
>yfwmaxing out that machine unlocks the pre-arg Keeper with the old man skin
>>124725916
>What are beans
>>124726843
read my post agin
I felt like the bad guy in 2hu
>>124726987
So I'm dumb and/or new, what's that display on the left?
>>124727129
I hate to spoonfeed because it's literally in the OP, but it's called MissingHUD. Download it from the link up above.
>>124727129
MissingHud 2, google it and enjoy family
>>124727228
>>124727248
Thanks a buncharooni
>>124726516
>now I can use this broken piece of shit character but looking like an old man
Literally download the sprite replacement mod.
>>124727957I never said that they'd both be Keeper
>>124728442
Edmund will make the old man even more gimmicky and worse than the keeper. Time to face the truth.
Any tips on drawing smut of this game?
>blood donation machine + keeper
easily infinite money
>>124729081
Don't do demons, everybody does those.
I hated chocolate milk sicne origianl game
>>124729667
DUDE LOL
>>124729081
Draw Maggy and draw her chubbybut not stupidly obese that's gross
>>124729750
D U D E
U
D
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L O L
O L O
L O L
>>124729690
>>124729893
What are you trying to say or accomplish here
>>124729750
Is this something decent or give up?
Recommend me good one heart devil's deal item for keeper
>>124723889
>no ipecac
also
>mfw spirit of the night, whore of babylon AND brimstone all in one devil room as the lost
>phd next floor treasure room
don't stop me now, i'm having a good time
>>124730812
ur mum
>>124730991
Don't get too confident, I often die to stupid shit when I get overpowered items early on.
>>124723889
soy milk
>>124725916
Lilith can use athame but not maw of the void, it has some use.
Mathas finally unlocked the keeper
>>124730234
It's awful, but don't give up. Just remember what Fatal1ty said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
>>124731278
Which is silly, considering she's blindfolded, not gagged.
>>124732059
Yes, but she can't use chocolate milk/brimstone herself either, despite those being mouth attacks.
>>124732245
And no No. 1, damn shame.
>>124732059
>>124732245
>>124732372
I find this conversation thoroughly more erotic than I should.
>SMALL-ASS ROOM FILLED SWITCHES
>ACCIDENTALLY STEP ON ONE
>FOUR MONSTROS SPAWN ON TOP OF ME
I'M GOING TO TAKE A FUCKING PISS ON THIS $100 STEAK
I'M GOING TO SHIT ALL OVER IT
>having a really promising Keeper run with Tech X and Holy Mantle
>in Necropolis XL about to go shred Mom
>looking forward to finally getting dat Hush achievement
>suddenly in a random room the game decides to glitch out and my character keeps moving downwards
>it's a room with the 4 brimstone firing vaginas in the corners
>before I even realize what's happening, I lose my Holy Mantle protection and my first coin heart
>start yelling and trying to move my character out of the brimstone barrage
>it keeps moving down for some reason
>"hueaa..."
>rest in peace my vocal chords and my neighbours' opinion of my sanity
I just lost a 32 edenstreak
It had to be a fucking lump during IT LIVES that finished me off. The game knows I hate these assholes.
Literally milliseconds before I killed the boss too. I would proceed to Hush and one-shot him with Chaos Card and maybe recover some health at his place.
32 wins
Goddamn
>>124731195
>soy milk
Short of libra is this EVER worth taking? Because it seems like it's universally garbage.
>>124734678
It's bretty good with piercing tears, ipecac and coal
>>124734678
No, not even with piercing desu. Only decent synergies are with Libra and Lump of Coal.
>Cricket's Body and Spoon Bender
>In the same item room
EDMUND DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE COME ON
>>124735380
>Cricket's Body
>>124736023
Naw, I went with spoonbender.
I had technology on Lilith so it was the one that synergized better
any tips for the keeper? (reddit guide link welcome)
>>124736131
You can get the same effect with the card, the book and sacred heart, but you already chose anyway
>>124736587
Don't play the keeper.
>>124736838
>Card
One use and it's done
>Book
Replacing Box of Friends?
>Sacred Heart
>Angel Rooms
>>124734450
stop caring about your life
>check the blog
>they're putting in a bestiary
>ed said he'd never ever put in a bestiary
What's next, detailed information about items? That customizable character that was promised for Rebirth but never happened?
>>124738751
>customizable character
That sounds like a killer reward for 1001%. Find every item and you get free reign to start with any X number of items you want. No unlocks for him, no achievements or leaderboards, just pure wish fulfillment fun.
God fucking damn it I'm excited for a feature we'll never get.
This is suspicious
>>124739419
Does it even heal you?
>>124739615
It should, other items work.
>>124739419
That's called a won run, anon. Hurry so you can get the Boss Rush, Hush and the boss of your choice in one go. (I recommend going after the Lamb, he's harder than ??? if you ask me)
>>124739707
>died in devil room because bomb pushed me and accidently took two heart devil's deal
well that was...really something
>>124739939
You have no one to blame but your clumsy, stupid self.
>>124738105
You are dark inside
>>124708285
>How did you fuck it up?
By not using a trainer apparently :^(
>>124740217
>i'm shit at the game, so people who do better than me must be cheating
Is this /boig/ or /codg/?
I desire suffering, so I'm gonna start on my Keeper runs. Wish me luck, fellas.
>>124741041
>all damage counts as red heart damage, so no devil rooms ever
This is shit already. Anyway, which unlocks should I be shooting for first? He can start out with the Wooden Nickel, right? What does that require?
>>124741307
Beating Isaac with the keeper.
I've put up with a lot of your shit Edmund, but this one. This one takes the fucking cake. I hope you choke on a dick.
>>124741512
This is why I just used CE for that shit and never looked back.
Is there ANY way to disable health scaling for hush and ultra greed
I know it's a cheat but i want it
>play lost
>get polythemus
>get mom's knife
>get maw of void
>three orbitals
Thanks to that, I got the Dead Boy achievement.
>>124742292
Oh yeah, and Magic Fingers, 1+1, and counterfeit penny.
What a generous run that was, even w/o Dead Cat.
>>124723889
The Wiz
Holy shit Guardian is fucking stupid.
Does this little shit WANT to take as much damage as possible?
>>124742531
Punching Bag's AI was "improved" in Afterbirth.
Basically, yes, it wants to take as much damage as possible.
>>124725805
Judging by the name of the expansion, i assume its free to afterbirth owners. Edmund probably got flustered with people who were upset with afterbirth, and wants to add a bit more to try and make amends. I mean, he's a manchild, but he's not an asshole. He wants to make something people will enjoy.
>Floor 1 Turdlings
What
Why does this exist
>>124742910
Isaac and his Isaac
>>124741689
May I ask why? Is it only because you're so bad you can't kill them or is it something else?
>>124743023
It's like you don't even try to enjoy your steak.
>>124743064
AS ISAAC WATCHED CHRISTIAN ISAAC ON THE ISAAC.
>>124743124
>Is it only because you're so bad you can't kill them or is it something else?
I just don't enjoy it.
By the time I'm capable of reaching Ultra Greed I'm usually stupidly overpowered, and if I'm not when I reach Hush, I just don't fight him.
But slogging through these long-ass grindy fights are speed bumps in what's otherwise a really fun playthrough, and it feels like a waste of all the neat items I've got.
Slamming megasatan into the ground is fun when you have tough runs to compare it to, but there are no highs for the lows of Ultra Greed/Hush to contrast with. They're all lows.
basically i just don't enjoy it
>>124742910
>yfw it's$6
>>124743621
Im skeptical that they would charge, but if it really is I just wont buy it.
>>124743250
YOUR ISAAC HAS BECOME ISAAC BY ISAAC, HE NEEDS TO BE ISAAC
>>124743124
its tedious anon
like if youre dropping quad shot epic fetus tear bomb nukes they shouldnt be taking as many hits as they would from someone with soy milk and explosivo
health scaling is a tool that should be used to soften the punishment for having low damage not to arbitrarily lower the bonuses conveyed by an increased damage stat; it subverts the entire purpose of a damage stat in the first place if the fight is always going to take ~5 minutes unless you have an additional source of damage the game cant scale for like the shears or bumbo
>>124743852
ONE
LAST
ISAACkills me everyime
>>124743415
But they have fixed ultra greed already? You can sometimes kill him in seconds. And you can always just skip hush if it's such a speed bump. And speaking of speed bumps. How was the "2 free items after mom fight" mod you used in rebirth? I mean bossrush is pretty slooooow..
>>124744052
YES ISAAC
>>124742848
So how the hell am I supposed to do this?
Just hope I get tons of health ups, Lil' Chad and the bible for mom and heart?
>>124744549
Reroll your run in a Dice room
>>124744549
Just try and body block as much as you can. You yourself are invincible, so use that to your advantage.
>>124744390
>But they have fixed ultra greed already?
nope
>>124743882
But isn't that brilliant? A boss that always challenges you which you can just skip. JUST FUCKING SKIP IT YOU FUCK OR CHALLENGE YOURSELF IF YOU FEEL LIKE A MAN. JESUS!
>The keeper now holds swallowed penny
>The keeper now gets all free items from shop
which one?
>>124744798
but they have? I literally nuked him in like 3 seconds.
>>124744390
>>124744872
>A boss that always challenges you which you can just skip. JUST FUCKING SKIP IT YOU FUCK OR CHALLENGE YOURSELF IF YOU FEEL LIKE A MAN. JESUS!
okay
what the fuck part of this are you not getting
I know you started this discussion thinking "they don't like greed/hush because he's hard and they suck" but it's been repeatedly said that is not the reason, and you're still debating as if that's what was said
like, you're arguing against what you imagined people would respond with instead of what they actually did
hush and ultra greed are not hard
they're just tedious and take forever and make your cool items and synergies feel useless and boring
>>124744549
Rush every enemy down, and try to bodyblock as many projectiles as possible. Mom is a damage race, Mom's Heart is a matter of just hugging her until she dies.
>>124744993
Free items, swallowed penny is not that rare.
>>124744872
i dont know how you can type with all that steak in your hands, eggroll
