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>MGO3 Info
http://www.konami.jp/mgs5/tpp/en/online/index.php5
>NEW PLAYER GUIDE
http://i.imgur.com/K9rvfa4.jpg
>STEAM GROUP
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/metalgeargeneral
>/mgg/ ONEDRIVE FOLDER
https://onedrive.live.com/redir?resid=65254E4C501EDAEF!4116&authkey=!AMDti9C9NNjfhT8&ithint=folder%2cxlsx
>LISTS, GUIDES, DOWNLOADS AND OTHER STUFF
http://pastebin.com/qM3XwMce
>MGS2 SUBSTANCE NOVEL - NEEDS TRANSLATION
https://mega.nz/#!Y08iFCBa!Z3j3Tco4vE14mwwVJTQbch9Zo4SvZRXO1ntjEjn1JRc
>MGSV NOVEL - PARTIALLY TRANSLATED
https://mega.nz/#!U1NFzAII!4nuhjrIo8arMdb2Ref4dWRB-4CZ86Sp9QY1sYDnhVfM
>TIMELINE AND EPILOGUES:
http://pastebin.com/3m93ExcY
>CHAPTER 1:
http://pastebin.com/frkkvef3
>CHAPTER 2:
http://pastebin.com/7YMg9Gia
>KOJIMA'S THOUGHTS ABOUT THE NOVELIZATION
http://pastebin.com/JVZZxW1D
>QTS FARMING
https://i.imgur.com/19a5fFK.jpg
Previous thread:>>124585209
NEVER
Oh, Snek! Hello!
such a lust for revenge
who
such a lust forANIMALS
>>124662706
zoophilia
I want to cuddle Quiet while she hums us both to sleep together in each others arms!
>>124662706zooooooooooooooo!
>>124662839
I want you to have that! I want you to be happy!
>>124662839
me too :)
>>124662839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VFfz0WMziU
I want to cuddle into Kaz's soft tummy and kiss and nuzzle it while he strokes my hair!
>>124662849
>>124662706
is this a joke from some shitty streamer or something? why do people say it all the time? it's not at all funny...
>>124662928
>gayposting is fully condoned
my fucking sides
>>124660693
If your going to butterfly emblem then at least put some effort into it
>>124663095
The girl who plays Quiet and sang Quiet's theme said it
>>124663095>is this a joke from some cute streamer or something?
ftfy
>>124663054do you want to see it jiggle a little bit when you sit on top of him and ride his cock? and watch his face as he groans and flushes with exertion?
Post /thick/ voice actors
>>124663357________________________________________________________no______________________________________________
When are we getting some news about MGO on PC?
I hope the update happens this arvo.
They better make any new upgrades require MM and BM, because having everything require CM and fuel is not fun.
>>124663779
yeah me neither
>>124663734
Post a less obvious attempt at giving yourself an excuse to joostpost.
>>124663357You should charge for these, seriously.Gimme another, I know you have it in you and you will make my goddamn shitty day.
>>124663252
>>124663356
alright her saying it sounds a little cute but I'm still tired of seeing the same bad meme joke every thread
>>124663918not him, but that's Tara Strong, anon.
>>124663734
Fuck Off witcha stupid-ass "hurr i wanna dress her as the boss and milk her saggy tits" shit.
>>124663734
Is 2 okay?
What's your highest leveled team, guys?
you became a demon for such little weapons as that
>>124664162
look at the shoes on that boy
Imagine if the grade 8 battledress is invisible to NVG. That would be so cool.
The UAV needs a durability upgrade.
>>124664491
oh anon.
>>124664538
no
finish your calorie mate
>TFW 800 MB coins
Third FOB soon, anons. Too bad it still won't be enough to make my security team reach lv100 with only A++ guards.
>>124664491
Killer Bee UAV when?
>>124664171
Combat at 96 currently
>>124664693
how man FOBs?
>>124664258
BABY BOOTIES
>>124664029
welcome to 4chin
>>124664725
Three, but I don't have a Combat platform on the third one yet.
>>124663959feeling all over his soft chest and arms and gently laying him back onto the bed
kaz biting his lip as you kiss up his soft neck, rasping out quietly for you not to stop
sneaking out of the room late at night to go get him a big slice of cheesecake, him swallowing hard when you offer to feed it to himhope your day goes a little better, you filthy degenerate <3
>>124664029
you want some new memes?
>>124665062
please no
>>124664725
Jesus Christ, learn to spell. Did you fall out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down? I hope someone snips your nuts, because spreading your seed would be a disaster. You are, without doubt, the worst person I have ever had the misfortune of meeting on this website.
>>124664992Your words have warmed me in this dark time. Bless you and bless king fatass <3
venom is a nice man
>>124665406
>anything but default horn
>nice man
>>124665406
>Venom
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES
It would have been cool if we played as Solidus. You'd be younger than Eli and that would be funny on several levels.
>>124665641
okay
>>124665641
I wanna play as little grey. Imagine the thrill of CQCing someone as a monkey.
>>124665701
Oh dear. You don't like that.
>>124665795
okay
>>124665230
that was a typo, dummy.
>>124665791
Quiet should have been replaced with Gray Fox.
>>124665932
Why did i laugh so hard at this fucking picture
>>124665874
What?
>>124666029
autism
>>124666061
>>124666237
dumping chopper dummy folder.
>>124666116
this made me laugh like fuck as well, so youre probably right.
meow
>>124666373
Here kitty kitty!~
I love the anti theft field sensor. Pair it with snipers and it makes every sniper on the FOB zero in on the intruder after he triggers it.
THIS RELOAD TIME IS EXHILARATING!!
>>124666619ThanksI dont shitpost often enough
Why are some of the MGO weapons not available in single player mode?
>>124666373
what do you think ocelot is afraid of?
>>124666373
i hope you become roadkill
>>124666651
It's been catching even high level guys for me. I figure they'll start taking a wide path around them though by default soon enough.
>>124666765
I swear that show was animated by meme50.
>>124666865faggots on /mgg/
>>124666865
Losing John. It's gay as fuck but it's probably the only thing he cares about.
>>124666940
It's simply not a common thing yet. That's why it catches people.
>>124666839
Balance
>>124667031
When was Ocelot's earliest appearance in the series? I mean in real life, not chronological order.
So in PW, what does leveling up your skill with a weapon do? Make you more accurate or something?
>>124667031"Gay as fuck" is a pretty good description of Ocelot.
>>124667228
snack eater
>>124667207
I don't see how a non-lethal bullhorn is unbalanced. Or the kitty snare. The kitty snare is the same as the playboy magazines from earlier games.
The Fulton cannon would be funny on FOBs, though.
>>124666839
>fulton cannons
>backup back down
>>124667228
MGS V
>>124667275
nah
>>124667228
Metal Gear Solid, 1998.
Chronologically, He was 19/20 years old in Snake Eater, 2004
>>124667448
yah
>>124667228
mgs1
>>124667031
yeah that's basically about what I thought too
I wonder if he's got any little fears though, like fire or closed spaces
>>124667476
Ignore nahfag, we are right, revel in it.
>>124667474
>>124667480
That was Revolver Ocelot.
>>124667601
kek
okay anon :)
>>124667620
He was just credited as "Ocelot" In Snake Eater? Is that what you mean? Or is this some wacky meme.
>>124667776
He's shitposting. Report and move on.
![04.2. _MGSV_ The Phantom Pain_ E3 2013 Trailer (Extended Director's Cut) [lQ8TZ4fRxFw].mp4_snapshot_06.10_[2015.08.08_22.47.36].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8TLvwD6.jpg "04.2. MGSV The Phantom Pain E3 2013 Trailer (Extended Director's Cut) [lQ8TZ4fRxFw].mp4 snapshot 06.10 [2015.08.08 22.47.36]")
Kaz, it's me. I'm here to get you out.
>>124667776
>>124667863
Ocelot is not Revolver Ocelot. They're two seperate characters.
>>124666951
Thanks for giving me something to do.
>>124667474
It's notable that he didn't kill Solid when he had the chance.
>>124667863
>reporting shitposts
>>124667956
Snek?
>>124668004
There'll of been some convoluted reason. It's not Ocelot's style to mess up and overlook details. That's really more of a Kaz thing.
>>124666951
like what >>124667964 is saying
Thanks anon
>>124667964
What are you planning on doing?
>>124667956
>tfw you get the version of the cutscene where you took too long
>>124668004
Can't kill someone who looks so much like your husbando.
>>124668136
kek
is there any template anywhere to create qt avatars for online?
Where are your friends?
>>124668184
Catching meme50's version of a cold virus.
my dad works at kojima and said that chapter 3 is coming in january 2016
Walk out to winter, swear I'll be there
Chill will wake you, high and dry, you'll wonder why
Met in the summer and walked 'til the fall
And breathless we talked, it was tongues
Despite what they'll say, wasn't youth, we hit the truth
Faces of strummer that fell from your wall
But nothing is left where they hung
Sweet and bitter, they're what we found
So drink them down and
Walk out to winter, swear I'll be there
Chill will wake you, high and dry, you'll wonder why
Walk out to winter, swear I'll be there
Chance is buried just below the blinding snow
You burn in the breadline and ribbons and all
So walk to winter, you won't be late, you always wait
This generation, the walk to the wall
But I'm not angry, get your gear, get out of here and
Walk out to winter, swear I'll be there
Chill will wake you, high and dry, you'll wonder why
Walk out to winter, swear I'll be there
Chance is buried just below the blinding snow
Walk out to winter, swear I'll be there
Chill will wake you, high and dry, you'll wonder why
Walk out to winter, swear I'll be there
You blind, snow blind, this is why, this is why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE3lTlPwykE
venom snake is actually decoy octopus, my uncle works for konami
>>124668867
My dad works at Hideo and said that chapter 3 is never coming out.
>>124668976
you're adopted
>>124668867
my dad works at hideo and said kojima is coming out tomorrow
>>124668315
I see.
>>124669063
I also lied, I don't have a dad. But one of my moms acts like a dad so that counts, right?
Speaking of things coming out, how much longer until the December update drops?
>>124669086
is that one of meme50s?
can i get the sauce
>>124669196
Less than 23 days.
If Quiet is Chico does that make her a transplant?
>>124669198
Lust Alert. It should be the one you were talking about, with the virus and such.
>>124669445
Expect someone to make a comic of this joke soon.
>>124669465
thats a different anon
>>124668867
who cares, post qts
>>124670037
she's a sexy bird!
![mgsvtpp 2015-11-07 16-27-01-077.avi_snapshot_00.17.47_[2015.11.08_16.23.10].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MflSUWz.jpg "mgsvtpp 2015-11-07 16-27-01-077.avi snapshot 00.17.47 [2015.11.08 16.23.10]")
>>124670037
>>124670198
Cool mouse
>>124670198
i like this mouse
>>124670272
Stef please, you already found out it's a gerbil.
>Battle dress provides no protection from stun weapons at all.
This is such bullshit. You should be immune to rubber bullets when you wear all that padding.
[soft playful purring]
>>124670332
a "gerbil"? how do you pronounce that?
>>124670037
Thanks fox engine
>>124670681
'her bill'
>>124670539
*rubs the kitty's little belly*
The december update is coming out today. I can feel it. Are you guys ready for custom placed mines on cameras on FOBs? Maybe cameras will actually be useful now.
>>124670681
"gar-bill" ;3
So i'm finally playing again, and I just got my Base Dev unit up to speed, are Gun-Cams worth it? Are they used only on 'lethal' FOBs?
>>124671163
I don't know if they actually do anything because the FOB defense log is so shitty. It doesn't tell you if the intruder gets killed by a UAV, soldier or camera.
All I can say is that gun cameras are bigger and easier to spot.
Do you guys have any funny MGS webums?
>>124671468
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/4829844
>>124671468
Probably
>>124671351
Speaking of the FOB defense log, I hate how you have to wait for it scroll by itself and how it only shows three things at a time. I'd much rather it show me a full page that I can scroll myself.
>>124671163
They're not a game changer but they're something else to be cautious about. One more thing shooting at you if you've triggered an alert, etc.
The field sensors are probably the best value security device at the moment, if you're prioritizing things.
>>124672229
Dem development requirements, though.
Best MGS meme?
>>124672513
Big Boss and Ocelot are gay
>>124672617
Ocelot raped Meryl, though.
>>124672513
MGS3 game and history are balanced and well aged
>>124672513
okay
>>124672617
it's definitely one of the most popular ones, but "best"? no.
>>124672617
i really like this one desu
>>124672513
its a russian tuant
https://twitter.com/db_singer_actor/status/674094843853844480
Reminder that Silent Hills is coming :))
>>124672617
>Big Boss and Ocelot are gay
That's like the worst meme, anon
>>124672925
Silent Hills was canceled 5 years ago, in Zanzibar Land.
>>124672925
happening
Remember when /mgg/ and MGS fandom in general wasn't so fucking gay?
I honestly can't tell if it's girls or actual gayfags fucking up the fandom.
>"Brother, did I ever tell you the time I had a parasite in my vocal cords that could have killed every English speaker, but Mantis removed them because he needed me for my hate?"
>"And I piloted a Metal Gear at the time."
>"That sounds fucking dumb Liquid."
Daily reminder to build a nuke if you want pvp. Depending on if you lift your blockades you can literally get invaded 50 times in one night. Fun as fuck imo. When you're ready to sleep just leave a blockade up, even low damage will give you 4 hours time. If you want more time, get invaded and let them fuck shit up/kill people before neutralizing them for a longer blockade time.
Pic related invaded me the second I lifted my blockade. Got comfy on the final strut and shot at the walls near him with mg bursts. UAV ended up mowing him down.
>>124673032
How could they ban it when Kojima does it
>>124664162
Was Ocelot modeled after Troy?
>>124670153
>TFW no XO
>>124673797
Nope
>>124674026
Some of his face was used in the model, yeah.
>>124673797
no
it's been gay alwaysi would bet around 50/50
>>124673937
Isn't defending your nuke intact meant to give you a 24 hour blockade
>>124673797
>girls
>on /mgg/
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CVrdrkOUEAAY5LA.jpg
Zoom in on the second page>chapter 3
>>124674335
Metal Gear is for girls.
>>124673937
>steal a nuke
>get all those invader alerts
>respond
>just camp up on your command post with the .50
>Online connection is fine
>No FOBs appearing on PC
What's happening senpai?
>>124674449
i'm not getting any on my PS4 either.
>>124674335
you'd be surprised
>>124673041
>>124674397
Donna Burke doesn't exclusively do voice acting for MGS. She's had plenty of other roles
>>124674335
I'm a gril Tbh
Pic related is me btw
>>124671163
>hey kid, wanna /ss/?
>>124674663
i want /joost/ to leave
>>124672925
ha yeah i recognize the wood trim
silent hills confirmed
that's fucking insane
way to go donna
>>124674724
I want them to stay
>>124674593
For example Angela in Silent Hill 2.
>>124674663
Nice racket.
>>124674663
You look like a trap fuckboi
>>124674910
they're going to no matter what.
>>124674663
show me your penis
>>124674449
Don't worry it's maintenance. Happened to me last week, was flipping my shit then it eventually said the servers are undergoing etc.
>>124674214
Maybe? It seemed like someone hit me around the 4 hour mark after a blockade. I thought it was tied to damage inflicted though with a nuke adding more blockade time on top of the base time.
>>124675095
good
>>124674417
Honestly it's so fuckin fun. I thought it would be a pain in the ass making a nuke but as long as you game your blockades it's basically all on your terms. Fun as fuck doing a defense then getting another character ready to do one/customizing guns and shit to use. Twice I had people invade while I wasn't playing and my security team didn't even let them get past the 2nd platform, I was worried someone would just sneak in and snag the nuke but it hasn't happened. On top of my s rank security and upgraded security devices I have like 12 people allied to defend me so I think I'll be good for at least a few days. Already building another nuke as well. Building nukes and defending them will keep me playing till MGO.
>>124662446
Para-Medic cute and best girl
>server goes down for maintenance
>puts my gmp in the red
Gee thanks
>>124676453
>that hat
Thanks for the laugh anon
>>124674593
>working on totally unrelated, unspecified "new" game
>fully aware the fanbase of the game you most visibly and recently represented is embroiled in a mass fit of wild conspiratorial speculation
>fully aware of the rumors and conspiracies surrounding Chapter 3 and the entire MGSV/kojima/konami controversy
>decide to post a cryptic picture on social media during the absolute height of one of the biggest controversies in gaming history in which the only legible phrase is "Chapter 3"
Yeah, I'm sure it's COMPLETELY unintentional and unrelated.
>>124674335
What if I have a feminine penis?
>>124676857
>Feminine
>Penis
>>124676857
Open your mouth wide open you fucking fuckboi
>>124678181
oaml yya
>>124676857
"What if I have a feminine penis?
Or you?
We could do this all day"
Is Kojima secretly elaborately rusing us all or is Konami just evil?
>>124679893
Konami did literally nothing wrong
>>124679460
are you telling me you think ocelot has a cute feminine penis anon?
Can someone please tell me when FOBs are back online? Nukes are always plentiful after an update for some reason and I'm looking forward to a bountiful harvest.
Thanks senpai
Is this the most beautiful scene you've ever seen in a video game?
Why is Kaz so fucking fat though? What was Kojima thinking?
>they added lights to distant platforms
Chapter 3 confirmed
>>124680443
No.
>>124680410
Right now, I think. It's too bad there isn't any update, though.
>>124680443
probably not but I think it's certainly the most beautiful in metal gear
>>124680634
CoolThat actually means alot to me
>>124680563
I don't know,but it doesn't make him any less hot somehow.
>>124680634
Such screenshots only remind me of how empty Mother Base is. I thought they would at least give us a firing range or something.
>>124680867
I know right?
>>124680910
I visit my FOB's to pop rounds off but yea I'd literally pay 5 bucks to have a peace walker style firing range.
>>124680443
lol noand it doesn't mean what you think it means, either :)
>>124680910
>firing range
BOOOOOOOOORRRRIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
I want to see my recruits driving jeeps
>>124681037
>being this much of an angry homophobe
>>124681034
>I'd literally pay
The only time that should be payed for is when the initial transaction to buy the game is made. bought the game.
>>124681141
Go back to fucking random guys in japanese bathhouses, dude.
>mfw someone joined my steam broadcast and watched me play the game for almost an hour
>>124681154
I know I just really wanted one.
>>124681037
Bosselot is real
>>124681141
I'm just letting you know. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, anon.Don't be upset
>>124681141
>anybody who doesnt believe in the same gay fanfiction as me is a homophobe
okay
boop
>new cricket noises at night in afghanistan
Chapter 3 confirmed
>>124681037
>>124681518
>>124681872
Literally the same guy.
Reminder: Who can imagine Metal Gear without the voice of David Hayter?"
Any sign of the December Update?
>>124682418
It might be happening right now.
>>124681879
When I die, somebody etch this entire line of dialogue onto my grave. I want the world to remember I went own shipping the hell out of these two.
>>124682502
wasn't that a fake
new daytime bird ambience
>>124682562
no its real. It was just worded in a way to make it seem gayer than it actually is.
so is the 3rd child psycho mantis? And is Ocelot one of the children?
>>124682678
this is how I feel about ocelot
>>124682460
No. Maintenance is over.
>>124682678
Correct.
"Having you in my life is a beautiful feeling... You make me feel so special with all that you say and all that you do... And today all I want to say is... You are the one I love and no matter what I will forever keep loving you..."
>>124683318
I'm not going to complain, but Otacon is straight as fuck
>>124683318
Their wedding wings. <3
>>124683318
Fuck Big Boss, Fuck Kaz, Fuck Skullface, Fuck all of it. Take me back to these times. :'(
Konami, if you're reading this, please for the love of god, make the next game in Solid Snake's era.
>>124682782
Maintenance is still on for me
>>124683401
Yeah, I actuallylike otasunebut it always feels weird because Otacon comes off straight as fuck.
>>124675801
But i don't want to get demon points! Im a good guy! That agents my peaceful philosophy.
>>124683401
Otacon seems to type to fall in love with anyone who shows him a bit of kindness.
>>124683960
snake just brings out "that" side of him i guess
>>124684216
provided they are female
>>124684216
he is. all sniper wolf did was let him feed some dogs and he was in love
>>124683643
Yeah, me too. That guy saying they added new things is a liar.
>>124684259
Who can blame him, he'd have to be practically asexual not to want that ass.
since this board is turning real gay real fast have some gay moms
>>124684391
That was me though, they did add lights, cricket and bird noises at some point maybe not today but very recently.
>>124684216
probably, I could definitely see it. I like it well enoughbut it's no bb/ocelot
>>124664162
Jesus Christ that man is so good looking I can't take it. That suit is immaculate.
>>124684621
I love them
I want them to form a philanthropy-type team and rescue baby ocelot from the hands of the philosophers
>>124673797
Dude MGS has been gay as fuck since the first game let you ride off into the sunset with Otacon. Just because more people are into it now with 5 coming out doesn't mean it wasn't always this way.
Kojima knows the game has such a big gay fanbase that he intentionally provokes them with shit like Kaz and BB naked fighting in a sauna and Ocelot being so flamboyant it jams the gaydar. I don't see the harm in it personally but each to their own.
>>124685034
Self-insert fags can't power fantasy with Raiden
Gay fags find Raiden too feminine to have gay
Being Raiden is suffering.
>>124685034
>Kojima knows the game has such a big gay fanbase that he intentionally provokes them with shit like Kaz and BB naked fighting in a sauna and Ocelot being so flamboyant it jams the gaydar.
you're over analyzing things friend
>>124685369
If you don't think this is intentionally playing up to the gays and ladies of the fanbase then I don't know what to tell you
https://youtu.be/EaABZqW4DNg
>>124683960
Yeah, his reaction to taking photos of hot men in MGS2 compared to chicks makes it pretty obvious he's straight.
>have to stay up all night until maintenance ends so I can blockade my nuke
>>124685478
Yea I've heard that.
>playing up to the ladies
There you go, that's more realistic. Also it's more slapstick and funny than gay imo.
>>124684621
>Lesbian Boss
Anon please I can't get more erect.
>>124685894
too bad our dreams will never be realized
it's a shame about her calling raikov a fairy
>>124682562
Pretty sure it was. The guy never came back to continue his bullshit like he said he would either.
>>124685984
This is the best lewd mgs fan art. Prove me wrongYou can't
>>124685478
>BB: Kaz, turn around
>Kaz turns around for him
>BB: "Ooooh" While looking at his dick
Kojima wrote this gay shit
How much hours till the end of maintenance?
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
http://www.konami.jp/mgs5/tpp/jp/online/notes.php5?kj=top20151208c
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>124670804
I think that line in GZ gave me the most hope for a shitposting good time when it came to codec and radio banter between Ocelot, Kaz, and BB.
I feel nothing.
>>124686686
It should have ended seventeen minutes ago.
>>124686690
I love how you just assume everyone can read japanese.
>>124686823
Here you fucking mongoloid
http://www.konami.jp/mgs5/tpp/en/online/notes.php5?kj=top20151208c
Im going back to play Ground Zero.
wish me luck
>>124687464
Good luck anon <3
>Maintenance ends
>Go to get a nuke
>The nuke isn't anywhere on the fucker's FOB.
Well this sucks.
>>124687464
Eyes open Boss!
>>124687464
>"Ketchupwaitingbruh?"
Is it just my imagination, or are my Espionage points decreasing over time?
Heeeey. I didn't get any MB coins or S++ staff after doing all those FOB events. They were supposed to be given out after today's maintenance, were they not? Thanks a lot, konami.
>>124687904
Same
>His ghoul was an organisation
What did he mean by this? Does he like ghouls? Is he a full on rapist?
>Reach the core of your first chosen platform type (number 1) to earn [S++ Staff] x2 for the relevant unit
>Reach the core of your last chosen platform type (number 7) to earn [S++ Staff] x3 for the relevant unit
>For each other platform core reached: [S Staff] x5 for the relevant unit
About fucking time they gave us S ranks in events.
>>124688205
>tfw not enough available direct contracts to cover every S++ and S+ in your staff ranks.
>>124688460
I have the same problem, too. I DC my best menand qtsand that's it. Even old motherbase staff I already kicked, not gonna bother doing missions to increase their ranks.
>Develop the LPG-63U to gain a massive boost in your PF battles!
>We had to give this incentive because no one actually wants to drop 50,000 common and minor metal on this overpriced piece of shit gun.
>In jeep with Skull Face while his going on his autistic rant about how nukes are languages.
>Realize the guys up front have the radio on
10/10 direction Kojima. Hollywood isn't ready.
>>124689108
Venom could have just shot Skully and jumped off the jeep at any time.
If we kept our weapons in cutscenes, Venom could have just used my grenade launcher to blow up Skully and those 10 guys he had standing next to him.
>>124689356
Not to mention I had Quiet running around and helicopter support
>Eli outsmarts DD soldiers who are going along to protect Venom.
Jesus Christ just give the kid the keys to Outer Heaven.
Is it nanomachines that allows Sally to cause rock to shot up?
>>124689356
Venom remembered the Alamo.
>>124690015
Vocal cordmetallic archaeacopulates with the rules of nature to crawl around the enemy sniper who is in the raven territory.
So basically yes.
Paz, 110%. At full force in her vagina, mouth and ass.
Do you think she's sour? Or sweet?
>>124690394
It doesn't really matter because she's dead. She had a bomb forced into her vagina and then it exploded. She died instantly, but that is not to say that her final days were painless. She suffered a great deal before her death.
>>124690564
Then why is she in my medical platform m8?
>>124690564
Nope, I got the cutscene. They got both bombs out.
>>124690594
>sheshurfied?
>>124690625
>woulda made a whole lot more sense.......
>>124690723
>Shotgun
>Shield
Scrubtastic.
>>124690824
Not worth saving anyway. The S++ are the real prize.
>>124690870
no much other options when going against riot suits
We did it, reddit!
https://www.reddit.com/r/NeverBeGameOver/comments/3vuosr/the_kojimakonami_ruse_4chan/
For real though, we've stirred up some shit again.
what's the hardest mission to get S rank on?
>>124691005
You mean battle dress. The guards aren't even wearing helmets, so you can tranq them.
>>124691501
the new FOB event with the prisoners has guards in riot suits, don't act dumb
>>124691404
They all are pretty much running simulators.
You know guys, Huey is not wrong, he is an asshole, but he is no wrong.
fuck these riot suit niggers they've put on the event FOB
>>124691750
He was okay in my book beyond being a snivelling possible traitor until he started talking shit about me while I'm in the middle of having to kill my own men who are dying of disease. After that I would have gladly gone full Kaz on that bitch.
>>124685984
Jesus christ.
Source?
>>124680563
This image has DESTROYED me.I want to press my face in his soft gut :3
I just realized something about Huey. He actually did kill Strangelove. It's just that he's gone through so much mental gymnastics to avoid the guilt that he actually believes he didn't do it.
I don't understand this fat kaz meme.
>>124692774
That's exactly what Ocelot said...
>>124684782
#stopsorrowerasure2015
Wait, if Naked Snake can't smell how does he taste food?
>>124693020
Youve actually stumbled onto something. What if all the animals he eats taste like shit, and he's just giving it a rating on pure guesswork ;_;
>>124692774
>>124692867
Well he didn't open the hatch agian, but it's not like he pushed her in there.
He let her die rather than killing her.
>>124693119
Fucks sake Huey hahaha
>>124691073
>there are people on reddit that didn't notice the connection between mgs2 and mgsv
what the fuck
are the Parasites the precursors of nanomahines or to foxdie?
>>124693613
Foxdie is nanomachines, isn't it?
>>124693613
both
hehehehauhuehuehuehue
>>124693696
Foxdie was an retro virus.
>>124693613
Foxdie's an actual organic thing, and it's a weird conditional killer too, substituting individuals for phenomes. It's a memetic successor to parasites.
Metallic archaea was literally nanomachines I think though.
>>124694018
WOLBACHIA HAMBURGER
>>124693613
>>124693696
>>124693724
>>124693769
>>124693613
>The Skulls show symptoms such as bruising and vitiligo ( destruction of skin pigments ) both can be caused by an autoimmune disease.
>They're called parasites because all of their special effects damage or kill cells in order to achieve them.
>If they cause a beneficial effect, nanomachines. If they don't, foxdie.
>Two sides of the same coin.
>>124694072
I just want a tape of that man saying every bit of jargon in the series in a row.
>>124693085
He also wouldn't be able to taste cigars.
And you see Venom taking a big whiff of a cigar during the birthday cutscene.
>>124694018
>phenomes
A specific set of phonemes, in the case of vocal cord parasites, but a series of phenomes for FOXDIE. whoa more pottery
>>124694018
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archaea
They are technically the same thing. Just with different properties.
>>124694236
Hey wait though, how would he know the food in his pack was rotten? He doesnt mention it until he's tasted it.
>>124694367
Sight
>>124694018
I reckon the metallic archea are how Venom loses the horn. Just dab some of that juice on the horn and watch as it melts away.
>>124694407
But he specifically tastes it, then says, "Eurgh, rotten!"
>>124694367
Flies.
>>124694407
Ah Signit. The true bad guy of MGS.
We are project "OGRE".
It's a social experiment. Using information, misinformation, words and language to manipulate and turn us against "Big Brother", in this case KONAMI.
Bravo, Kojima.
>>124694350
Portions of archaea that give them motility are even sometimes referred to as natural "nanomachines," so hey.
>>124694451
Naked Snake has very little common sense t. poisonous zanzibarland hamsters, imported japanese anti-ninja sand, Vampires, Santa, oil rig mercenary onsen, on-staff delightful schoolgirl idol etc
>>124694236
During a conversation with The Boss, Snake mentions that he can't smell. It is actually the player who cannot use their sense of smell to help play the game. The Boss then says that the player would "just have to rely on [their] instincts as a gamer." Master Miller says the same thing in Metal Gear Solid.
I think its just a meme
Head on back to NBGO little guy, big kids are talking here
I was doing puppet side ops when truck with normal soldiers came close to the puppet village. I lured them close to the puppets, i expected them to fight each other or something.As soon as they saw puppets, they started to run towards the, when they came close they both became stunned forever(i couldn't wake them up). That was disappointing
>>124694881
Well done, man. Well done...
>>124694587
>>124694587
I'm just saying they're both archaea. Code talkers says the vocal cord parasites are unlike Toxoplasmosis, which is Chromalveolate, not Archaeplastida.
Does African/Afghan Lullaby work on regular soldiers or just puppet soldiers?
>>124694942
>Toxoplasmosis, which is Chromalveolate, not Archaeplastida
What are you, some kind of biologist?
>>124694598
Or maybe we're the real Snake!
>>124694942
Oh, I thought you were talking about metallic archaea vs nanomachines, not the in-game parasites in general.
those are hard words
So even if Kojima isn't doing it, there's going to be another Metal Gear.
Any speculations on the scenario?
>>124695343
>>124695061
Parasitic protozoan, diseases like toxoplasma gondii, don't CO-PU-LATE. But to reproduce asexually.
Words that Drill.
Would you spill them to me?
With your breasts so still.
It makes me believe....
>The Suns Never Die
>>124695654
okay
>>124695486
There's plenty
>Big Boss & Zanzibar Land
>Metal Gear 1 and 2 remakes
>Solid Snake & Philanthropy
>The Boss in WW2
The update launch yet?
>>124674154
Had to get a stunt nose, though.
>>124695882
no
give it another week
>>124695730
>The Boss in WW2
Please god no. If I ever have to use a Garand or an SMG with a horizontal clip again I'm going to kill myself.
>>124695959
>Caring about guns in a MGS game
I really wish you would
>>124695959
I hope the next set of fictional guns is cooler than what we got
>>124696013
The SOCOM is a gun you can trust.
>>124696013
This is it. This is the last fucking straw. How can people be so heartless? How can you address a living, breathing human being and tell them to kill themselves for something as trivial as having an opinion different from yours? I don't want to live on this planet anymore. I'm done. I'm killing myself, and it's your fault.
>>124696137
okay
>>124696137
You should probably kill yourself
>>124696137
>>124696165
Never change, internet.
>>124696034
You think they'll keep doing that?
It's easier to just use real guns.
>>124695894
lol, the character modeler's hand slipped and pulled it out way too far. He promised he'd put it back, but then he went to lunch and forgot about it.
>>124695730
what about playing with Skullface in mgs3
>>124696290
Look at that big gorgeous schnoz. He's such a beautiful man.
>>124695959
>not going full CQC all the time
pleb.
>>124696451
You know they'll fuck it up anyway.
>character known as the mother of CQC
>it works just like TPP with single button, single-stage QTE and no novelty whatsoever
>>124696370
Sneaking behind Naked Snake and fulton all the bodies he's leaving behind when he's not looking?
Great fucking game. Fuck that.
>>124695654
looks like a giant skid mark
>>124696828
That way we may come to feel why he was so salty.
>>124693752
not gonna lie: I never thought of this.
>>124683523
>next game
as if.
:(
>>124691750
He was the only sane one there.
>>124697656
he was just looking for his self interest.
Update here yet?
Official MGO tweeted bunch of moonrunes not so long ago.
So in Sahelanthropus extreme, when time slows down it's for me to shoot mantis or to shoot the head?
>>124698608
To shoot mantis, since it's the only way to stop Sally from one-hit-killing you near the end.
>>124696137
So softlike the Boss' breasts
I've done the event fob about five times now, each time it tells me i get the 2 s++, but I still don't have any new staff at all. Am I doing something wrong? Do I actually have to extract the trash prisoners for the staff to count or something?
>>124698607
Looks to be another week at least, this week is just a high-level FOB mission and PF battle gimmicks.
>>124700426
>Am I doing something wrong?
You're not reading the part of the memo that explicitly says that the S++ staff are awarded at the end of the next maintenance.
>>124701118
I'm explicitly a dingus then I guess.
Thanks anon. It was just weird, because I ran the intel platform three times in a row when I noticed I wasn't getting any staff at all, and each time it awarded me 2 more S++
>>124701447
>and each time it awarded me 2 more S++
Yeah, when I did the first N.W.O. event the two S++ staff were on the debrief for every platform.
In the end I'm not even sure if I ever got the four I should have, but the memos always say in any case that event rewards aren't handed out until after the maintenance at the end of the event period.
http://www.gamesradar.com/adam-jensen-vs-solid-snake-quotes-canadian-videogame-awards/
Davey needs to fucking stop already.
>>124701736
The guy's upset that he can't talk for a living anymore. I would be too.
>>124701736
Fuck me, he actually cant do the voice anymore.
Quick question:
Why was Baker a target for FOX DIE again?
>>124701736
Uh, why? He uses quotes from games where he voiced Snake and is the iconic voice of him whether you like it or not.
>>124702005
A more important question is why did it sound like he was gonna cum in his pants during snake and ocelots fight.
>>124702024
Hating Hayter is how the 12 year olds whose first MGS is TPP pretend to be cool.
>>124702005
Because he was miller, man. Open your eyes already.
>>124702119
It's not his fault Snake started shooting up his bdsm scene while he was still tied up.
>>124702215
[sensible chuckle]
>tfw vee has come two
>>124702215
>Open your eyes already.
Back to NBGO with you.
>>124702919
Calm your tits, he made a joke.
>>124701736
What a fucking garbage-ass website holy fuck.
Also
>Canadia needs its own VGAs
>>124703072
>Calm your tits, he made a joke.
Speak for yourself.Oh wait.
>>124701118
Are you sure? I've just finished the event, and I got everything. 2 S++ for the first, a bunch of S inbetween platforms, and the last 3 S++.
>>124704039
>Ever
>>124703567
>Back to NBGO
Back to what now?
>research this big machine gun for PF score
>riot suit guards on the event FOB
We gettin our own riot boys soon
Game That's Forever Over
GTFO
>>124704148
>Are you sure?
Well, to be honest, I didn't read the entire memo for this particular event FOB.
However, both the N.W.O. event memos said that the S++ staff wouldn't be awarded until maintenance at the end of the event, as did all of the Espg. Point event memos.
It is possible they changed it, especially if you actually did just get your staff reward.
>>124704397
>riot suit guards on the event FOB
Oh shit. Srs?
>>124704687
Seriously.
>>124704736
Oh snap. Is that why they're giving 3 S++s? If >>124704148 didn't typo.
>>124704687
I don't know, but as far as I remember only one event gave me the staff when maintenance hit, but I can't remember which one was. Every since then, I always get the staff once I finish the infiltration. Other events though, I always get my rewards when maintenance hits.
>>124704894
Yes, that is correct. You get 2 S++ for the first and 3 S++ for the last one. But it is ridiculously easy. Four decks, with 3/4/4/6 soldiers each. Brennan makes the event a joke.
>>124704736
>zero risk security
cmon konami, not even a re-skin?
>>124705248
It gets worse.You might find prisoners 50 meters in the air, totally unreachable.
>>124705367
so are they going to implement single player objectives on FOBs?
Man, all I wanted were side ops with walker gears and random Skulls encounters in freeroam.
>>124705248
If KojiPro is dead then they're probably bare-bones on developers or something.
>>124705703
yeah, that's exactly what they are doing, they are sandboxing with the assets in the game in the hopes of creating new gameplay for the FOB mechanic.
>>124705554
Being able to use the battle gear maybe even.
>>124705248
Does that surprise you? They did not even care enough to remove "Diamond Dogs" from your enemies FOB and the goal room has "Quarantine Zone" on it or something.
>>124704584
>Actually deleting and rewriting it because you spelled it wrong
sorry for being a kotaku on this, but WHY does Konami hate Kojima so much atm?
>>124705703
but no developer has been fired, they changed the name and all that, but kojipro hasn't been closed down.
>>124705964
>"Diamond Dogs" from your enemies FOB and the goal room has "Quarantine Zone"
2deep4u.
>>124706029
I really needed to shitpost and I was in a hurry.
>>124706149
But some contracts did end. You can look up former KojiPro employees on linkedin. A lot of them work for Square Enix now.
>>124706136
This one anime I watched had this one voice actor charged with drugs possession.
They proceeded to wipe her name from the credits of that show and promotional material.
The Japanese hate drugs and won't want anything to do with you if you even suspected of having it.
Basically, unless it's all a ruse, Kojima got caught blazing it up.
>>124706351
>kojipro merging with square enix
OH GOD
That'd be nice!
>>124706934that nigger is big lol
Daily reminder that David Hayter is the worst voice actor in the world.
>>124707278
Youre about to trigger SO many babies who defend him like they know him personally.
>>124707278
liked his performance in MGS1, it sounded believable
in MGS2 he tried to sound gruffer or whatever. Sounded odd. MGS3 at the beginning sounded a little odd, but I got used to it. MGS4 was meh.
>>124706934
>we've managed to avoid being jailed
>>124706934
>>124706465
>>124707184
so what's the REAL reason behind their hatred of Kojima?
Is it because he wants to stop working on the MGS series? Or is it because the company is headed in a different direction, which is to say it's dying, and Kojima wants no part of it.
Is it because MGS is their only franchise left and they want complete control over it?
>>124707614
We dont know and wont know until his contract officially ends.
>>124707278
He was okay till Peace Walker.
>>124707184
Is that Hayter? Is that what he looks like these days? An attempt to keep his job by adopting RAD's hairstyle or something?
>>124707729
>till
I thought he did good in PW. Fite me.
>>124707759
Why is RAD so effortlessly perfect?
>>124707542
A BUD!
>>124706934
>sold
What a fucking jew.
>>124706812
Do people not know this?Square Enix is also a building or two away from Konami LA.
>>124707508
Hayter's work:
MGS2 = MGS4 > MGS1 > MGS3 = PW
>>124707818
I think it's the power of his hair. Hayter thinks so too, apparently.
>>124707862
Pretty good.
>>124701971
Yes he can. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcIfxBsMTwY
Friendly reminder that it's the VA director fault that he sounded terrible in PW. He/she told him to do that horrible voice
>>124707682
so for all we know he could've well done something deplorable and very much deserves the scorn he's getting from his own company?
so what if he slept with the bosses daughter? The bosses 13 year old, virgin, pure, kawaii daughter?
>>124708074
that sounds like MGS1 Snake but dead on the inside
>>124708074
Chill out David, I liked your work in pisswalker!
>>124708074
This makes me think that yeah, actually he would have been fine as a Solid Snake MGSV. That's about on par with most of RAD's performance or Skully, at least.
>>124708153
How else would he sounded when he worked on a fucking mmo?
>>124708282
Not RAD's, thats elder god tier. But yeah, as good as anyone else. I'd of had 0 objection with him being BB or Venom or feature as Solid.
>>124708452
Most of Miller's breathy anime dub badguy voicework was forgettable, but when he nailed it, he fucking nailed it.
I just mean on average, David Hayter certainly could have stood with at least Christopher Randolf or whatever with the proper voice direction. I don't think the man is untalented.
>>124708094
Can you see Kojima seducing somebody's wife or daughter tho? The dude still wears graphic tshirts in his 50s. He's a fucking nerd.
>>124708718
Randolf had easily the hardest job. He had to come off sickly and pitiful, but also sinister. He nailed it and made Huey terrifying. Great delivery.
just played the truth mission.
Fuck you faggots it was great, it would have been better if the game was finished, on that I agree.Now is there anywhere I can go at mother base or somthing? or all remaining are the fov invasions nad the side ops?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMBE4Swd-oc
Opinions on this delivery?
>>124709036
if i imagine it in kiefer sutherland's voice suddenly it's great
>>124709169
Exactly my thoughts.
Phew, that epidemic event really pushed me to do story missions.
>>124709265
I was running through everything so fast when that popped up.
>>124709265
i know right? those 4 or 5 missions are so fucking fast paced, its great.
>>124709254
I love his super-dramatic "This...is Outer Heaven" at the end. Venom's "fuckin welcome to outer heaven (you little shit)" casually tossed in as a sardonic aside after abducting Eli is so much better with that in mind.
Venom's so tired of it all, in retrospect I'm not sure how anyone bought that he was Big Boss/Naked Snake.
>Finish that new fob even 7 invasions
>end up in top 5k
Fucking hell, my fob already gets invaded 3 times per day, i don't want any more of this. Most of them are successful defenses, but still, the higher the rating, the bigger chance to get invaded by cheater/pro who kills all the stuff and robs me.
>>124709605
I mean at first I thought that BB was just all fucked up from the explosion and the whole coma thing, that's why he hardly talked and wasn't the same BB we knew before.
I just want Konami to make another modern MGS where we play asGaseous Snake
>>124712050
I'm tired of Snakes. I fancy an Ocelot this time round.
>>124712050
I want another MGS2 tier MGS.
Real abstract, absurdists stuff.
>>124708961
So is there anything else for me to unlock after playing the truth mission?
>>124712337
In before somebody quotes the irrelevant hack.
>>124712337
Ocelot during Patriots era please.
feat. BB Sigint Zero Eva Para medic
reminder
Such a lust for animals!
>>124712517
he's beautiful stop bullying anon
>>124712337
I fancy Ocelot too.
>>124712517
Yknow I think the people that adore Ocelot are already pretty deep-seeded. I'm not sure posting your favorite image ever is gonna break any hearts.
Daily reminder than Ocelot and Big Boss are homosexual lovers as clearly implied by the cigarette lightning scene.
Venom Snake is totally straight though.
>>124713168
You are indeed correct.
inb4 bitter triggered autists who hate love.
>>124713168
>Venom Snake is totally straight though
>wants Kaz to tell him what to do
toppest kek
>>124712631
Joostposting > every other kind of memeposting
>>124713168
>I love fat cock up my ass and I seriously believe my shitty gay fanfic is canon
>>124713808
good to know, anon
>>124713168
Big Boss smokes cigars though.
So you can't do this in TPP?
>>124713762
Joostposting > everything.
>>124714435
No, now go ahead and say it's the worst game ever like I know you want to.
>Spotted in front of Combat Platform door
>Knockout/fulton the guard
>No one else around, hear "cease fire" getting called down below
>Climb the latter above the door and move to the back of the area there by the AC pipe
>Get in Box
>Don't move
>Suddenly "there" and gunfire pinging off a surface
>Literally impossible for anyone to have LOS on me
>Sit there and listen to gunfire hitting the geometry for about 45 seconds
>Move away from the AC pipe more towards the center of the floor
>Guard walks around from the wall firing
>Lights me up and I die
>That guard had seen me through a floor and a wall, had to climb two ladders, and sat there firing for almost a minute
I don't have that one condescending Jim from The Office reaction image, but that was my face when.
>>124714456
Actual game discussion might be marginally better.
Marginally.
>>124715148
I actually have a picture of Kaz looking at the camera like he's in The Office.
>>124715647
I really don't care you fucking faggot.
>>124716064
I think you need a nap.
>>124715148
okay
>>124714684
I'm just a bit saddened, you could do it in Peace Walker. 'why did they take it out?' is what bothers me.
>>124713808
>this degree of denial.
top kek
>>124717025
Plug a nigger dick in your gay mouth or something.
>>124717191
okay, right away, sir.suckle suckle
My new chopper music
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5-NobfMJF8
>>124717191
>>/b/
>>124718040
okay
I had never bothered looking for the mission 51 video
I just did...
wft kojima?
why the fuk was that NOT thefinal mission of the game?
why include it on the bonus dvd and let us all wanting that?
crawled out of my study-cave
is the ruse-cruise still on course or has it sunk?
>>124718614
Iunno. THIS FUCKIN' GENERAL HUH?
Good luck with your studies, anon.
>>124718614https://www.reddit.com/r/NeverBeGameOver/comments/3vx2ts/project_ogre_konami_and_kojima_are_working/
>>124718040
Why that?
>>124718614
Hello, Reddit
>>124718751
thanks my man, good luck with your ventures as well
>>124718803
wasn't the OP in the thread just speculating crack-pot theories? I really want to believe but if there's a clear end then that's that
>>124719110
nice meme xD! :^))
>>124719242
>meme
>>124719542
meme
>>124719653...meme...
>let's talk about Metal Gear
>there's nothing to talk about
>let's speculate then
>go back to nbgo
>waifu posts, joost posts and shitposting continues
this is the worst. YOU are the worst.
>>124720302Whereareyourfriends?
>>124720302
Joost?
>>124720302
I've got more important matter to discuss. What do you think of Ocelot's dick?
>>124720302
The series is over. There is nothing to speculate over .... but waifus.
with that being said....
Why is Kaz is best waifu.
>>124720302
We /Troy/ now
>>124720919
>best waifu
>>124712340
get Quiet back?
>>124721152
did that before playing that mission.
>>124720919
I'm sad that Huey can no longer be my spaghetti dropping waifu.
Why did you do this Kojima.
>>124720528
i bet her breasts are lovely. a nice handful each.
>Would pay good cash for Joost Titpics.
>>124721263
Then you're done. Onto the next unfinished piece of overhyped japanese crap.
>>124721332
tfw Huey killed Strangelove for science
>>124721608
>pazfag and a hypetard
pffftttt
so whats up with the green/blue markings on the XOF?
the guys in your jeep are green (everyone is) when you leave okb zero but when you arrive at serak, they're blue... and then there seems to be both random blues and greens everywhere.
What's up with the enemy AI cheating like there is no tomorrow in PP?
>>124721375
How much, anon?
>>124722712
What did she mean by this?
>>124721608
and I'm onto the BLoodborne DLC
>>124713168
Hypothetically, could you hypnotize someone to be gay?Like... when Venom got hypnotized to have all of BB's experiences (for this example, let's put arguing aside for a second and say BB is gay while Venom is straight), and he was convinced he had always been gay, would he then wake up and start being interested in dudes like he thinks he always was?
Or would he not be into it and just be confused why he isn't?
>>124722712
>'bout tree-fiddy
>>124723040
>Or would he not be into it and just be confused why he isn't?That would actually explain a lot
Peace Walker > MGS 3 > MGS 1 > MGS 2 > MGS 4 > MGS 5
>>124723274
>MGS 4 >
Opinion discarded
>>124723274
MGS3 > MGS5 > MGS1 >MGS2
>Peace Walker > Portable Ops
>>124723362
If you cut out all the cinematics and focus on the gameplay and level design its superior in every way to MGS5
>>124723430
Funny.... My opinion is the exact opposite of that.
>>124722432
It's probably the same as a lot of other stuff, Kojima thought it looked cool without really giving it any thought.
>>124723274
MGS 1 > MGS 2 > MGS 3 > MGS 4 > MGS PW > MGR > MGS V > MGS 5 > MGS 6 > MGS 6-2 > MGP > MGS 7 > MGR 2 > MGS 8what
MGS3>MGS1>MGSV>MGS4>PW>MGS2
>>124723430
I actually liked the cinematics. It made it feel like a bigger, more over-arching game than it was in practice.
They really managed to make me feel some feels in that game as well.
>>124723712
Kojima thought it looked cool for the jeep driver's helmet to change color after "sins of the father"?
idgi, but i'm not Mr. Director.
How do I replace d-dog with a goat
>>124723696
MGS4
>Go on a killing spree and Snake gets PTSD
>Walk through a city currently at war and experience the war unfolding
>Witness executions you can't stop no matter how hard you try
>Sneak through a city at night
MGS5
>Animal NGO will pay you for rescuing goats!
>>124723040
That could explain the awkwardness between him and Quiet, seriously.
Two taps on the shoulder and a handshake to a woman that stretches with her ass in the air for you, are you kidding me.
>the Nuclear-equipped Targets tab of FOB invasion still doesn't work on Xbone
THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN GOOD FOR THEN
>>124724778
He saves his love for operating. He fucking loves operating.
>>124724778
Venom is a self insert. Quiet is a waifu character awkwardness is expected.
Will we ever unlock this cutscene?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4uSkAACoHcFaggiest ending ever?
>>124724884
Oh shit, it's one of the two people on xbone still disarming nukes. How goes it?
When was the first time it was revealed that Ocelot would be in the game? Was it the E3 trailer in 2013, or did people know before that?
>Forget to set alarm clock
>someone stole my nuke
>was alerted and called to defend it
>can't retaliate
sucks since the invader would have been stomped because I was called early
>>124725640
I don't know but why is Troy Baker's hair so perfect.
>>124725295
I dunno, I just started a few minutes ago. I mean, we have the second-lowest nuke count, but we only had 22% of the total player base. Actually trying to find nukes so far is a bitch, though.
>>124723947
It's poetry, you wouldn't understand.
>>124725791
Evidence that there's hope for everyone. At least when it comes to hair.
>>124726605
>tfw balding
>>124724387
Nice, completely unbiased! Can I try?
MGSV
>Sneak across two massive environments with multiple possible routes to take in order to achieve your goal
>Deal with the hardships and heartache of having literal hundreds of men serving under you
>Carry out executions you can't stop no matter how hard you try
>Sneak through a village at night
MGS4
>look, a monkey in a diaper who burps!Little Grey is also there.
>>124720919
Cause he's chunky.
>>124726605
Why is god so cruel, even with that awful hair he still looks handsome as fuck no homowell maybe a bit
>>124726854
>Little Grey is also there.
>>124726905
Where is all this fat Kaz shit coming from?I dig it
>nuke thief detected 0:38
mooooom
BB-8 is CUTE!
>>124726664
>Not stopping it
This is two k fifteen, you know... there are ways...
>>124727265
>Insurance Signed Up
>>124727260You got good taste.
>>124727265
>Insurance
Nigger......
>>124727585
>>124727732
Not him, but I think you can spend MB coins on it.
>>124727671
>Kazelot
You don't
>>124727889
oh buddy you must be new
we dont say that name around hereyou'll summon him
>you will never passionately cuddle with Solid Snake, smelling the sweat and light scent of gunpowder from a hard day's work and kiss him all over
>you will never give Liquid a big 'ol hug while secretly grabbing his booty
>you will never have a discussion about political philosophy with Solidus
>you will never have a dewritos picnic with Big Boss and Kaz
>you will never watch anime with Otacon
>you will never play catch with Armstrong
>you will never fall on top of Raiden and accidentally grab his crotch
>you will never have a rival like Jetstream Sam
>you will never have a quickdraw duel with Ocelot only to find that he was using blanks so he wouldn't hurt you
>you will never go drunk rollerskating with Fatman while Stillman watches nervously
>you will never have a little Metal Gear to take with you
>you will never have Gray Fox as your big brother
>you will never thank Hideo Kojima in person and shake his hand
why go on living
>>124728251summon who?
>>124727848
Why would you waste your MB coins on that shit?
>>124728381
>>you will never give Liquid a big 'ol hug while secretly grabbing his booty
Do you want to die? That motherfucker has hidden Moloto's all over his body
>>124728381
>why go on living
Good point. I guess you should just kill yourself.
>>124728381
>you will never thank Hideo Kojima in person and shake his hand
This one hurts the most. I just want to hug him and Ken so they feel okay after the horrendous year they've had.
Has anyone here who didn't play Ground Zeroes bought the Golden Bionic Arm that was released separately as DLC recently?
>>124728565
I really dont know
>>124728565
What else can you waste your MB coins on?
>>124729080
another FOB
>>124729080
FOBs and shit in MGO. You know, stuff that's actually permanent?
>>124729207
Let's be real, nothing in MGO will be permanent.
>>124729318
More so than a week of insurance for digital resources.
>>124728448
>he is new
>>124728396
>he is new tooat least neither of you is niles
has this joke been made before
if not here u go
>[Intruder detected at FOB]
>Killuminatti9-something-something
>He's killing staff and riding Reflex Mode like a retard
>Sneak up behind him and give him a Uragan-NL enema
>Wormhole him
>You have been disconnected from the session
What a fucking faggot. I know /b/ isn't my personal army, but if anyone from /mgg/ sees that piece of shit onPS3, give him hell for me?
>>124729756
I would if I was on ps3
>>124729560
Niles is dead bro
>tfw we only need to say his name once more to resurrect his corpse
>>124727732
>>124727585
>spending virtual points is so dumb bro omg! Especially when it makes your game less frustrating because you're retaliated against all the time! Heh I'm no redditor though I don't buy mb coins! Heck I don't even play FOB!
Only two retaliation wormholes can be open at once nigger, that means you get locked out of retaliation if you're chain invaded. >spending virtual points is so dumb bro omg! Especially when it makes your game less frustrating because you're retaliated against all the time! Heh I'm no redditor though I don't buy mb coins! Heck I don't even play FOB!
>>124729134
I already have two fob's , all platforms except a 3/4 medical on one and nearly everything on the other.
>>124729207
>mgo
I don't care about octopus and cat hats in mgo, a game I'm not going to be playing for a few months, so no.
>>124726664
Just tell people you're bald cause you trained too hard
>>124730360
>Only two retaliation wormholes can be open at once nigger
You wot m8. I've got six I could retaliate against right now.
>>124729756
I feel your pain. I defended my nuke almost 12 times yesterday and I miss the blockade cutoff by an hour and someone who was detected in 30 seconds steals it. Would have been just another easy defense if I had been on.
>>124730629
I only have two at any given period even though I had multiple people with 8-17 day wormholes. Regardless, people whining about spending mb on insurance are ironically the same faggots who whined about mb existing in the first place.
How do I get enough heroism to raid FOBs with nukes?
>>124731168
Playing the game.
It's like 150k or something. You should easily have that by Mission 31 unless you've been playing like an imbecile.
>>124731318
ok, Im really close then.
Thanks for the answer.
>>124728381
>you will never tell Ocelot he's pretty good and watch him try to hide a smile
>you will never get electro-groped by Volgin
>you will never rub ointment all over The Pain's body
>you will never see just how flexible The Fear really is
>you will never gently dab drool from The End's mouth as he snoozes in his wheelchair
>you will never hold a spooky seance to commune with The Sorrow
>you will never hear The Fury shriek about how blue the Earth isThe Boss will never take you on as her apprentice, becoming more than a lover or mother to you.
>>124715148
I basically know how you feel
>>124731743
>You will never get to go on a family ghost vacation with DeadBoss DeadSorrow and DeadOcelot as DeadBB tags along
>>124732072
I'm going to fucking kill myself and prove you wrong.
>>124731743
>>124728381
could you go have your fanfic / ERP session on some private gay chat please
>>124732205
>Implying you'd be pretty good enough to hang with them
>>124732380
It's not 'equality' until they're the only people allowed to post anything.
>>124732380
none of that is remotely gay. If youre this easily offended go to reddit
>>124732483
It's equality when people can post what they like so long as it is related and not porn. Like it was a while back before sperglords like yourself shit themselves over other people enjoying things.
>>124732483
It's not our fault your shit is deemed stupider by jannies than hours.
>>124732470
is he blowing a kiss...
>>124730360
Maybe MB coins could be used for something MGO related someday and you wasted them all for some stupid insurance?
>>124729634
lal
>>124732841
>bumping your own post
>>124732686
nice appeal to authority. since the janitors are chosen by volunteering one could just as easily be a faggot from /mgg/ and biased
>>124732668
>my gay fanfiction is more related that whatever you like to post!
>>124732773
I think maybe he is "blowing off" his "gun", but it looks remarkably similar to blowing a kiss
>>124668309
Hnngh-ghnnnng
>>124674417
>>124673937
Everyone I try to PvP for a nuke just spams the Hail at me, I've started just running the platforms with the new Battle Dress and a shield and by the time they join I'm already on the last plat and can get one nuke before my invis time ends.
>>124733117
why dont you post something YOU enjoy instead of crying like a bitch.
>>124732781
>but but maybe!!!
no
>>124668309
<-
>>124733241
because retards like you would lose your shit and i'd get banned
>>124733117
Post whatever the fuck you want that is MG related dude. I'm not here to stop you.
Don't get so autistic over what other people post and participate in the things you do like. Literally no one is forcing you.
>>124733249
Maybe I'll say maybe?
>>124733345
>because retards like you would lose your shit and i'd get banned
Youre literally the only retard losing their shit right now.
>>124732470
It's been a while since I've seen someone use >implying
>>124733345
you mong you an report any post you fucking want but if it's okay its not going to get deleted or anything.
>>124733364
>>124733451
>literally have meltdowns until certain posts are bannable on sight
>lel post whatever you want bro we're not stopping you XD
>>124733083
it hurts
>>124733610
Remember yesterday someone speculated that Ocelot has depression?
>The Ocelot's aim is off today
Ive been thinking about that all day. It's fucked me RIGHT up.
>>124733592
>>literally have meltdowns until certain posts are bannable on sight
Who does this?
If you're talking about Huey that faggot is disliked by every group here and routinely BTFO every time he posts.
>>124733592
are you serious with this
people try to start shit over gayposting every thread, but we have learned to ignore it
literally the only ones having a meltdown are people who hate gay shit and are bitter they can't post close ups of joosten's feet anymore
>>124733083
y did they lie
>>124733745
Just stop replying to him, if you dont his head is going to burst.
>>124729634
You can fulton that guy?
>>124733083
>>124733610
Fuck, it's not like it would be hard to patch it in. IT'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE. Even if it's just a random encounter and he'd only show up every 5 missions or so.
WHY IS IT NOT IN THE GAME I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>124733896
This is absolute 100% not okay you motherfucker.
My poor heart.
>>124733083
I just wanted to visit Ocelot and see Kaz's room
Why you do us like that Kojima
>>124733896
>that spit trail from his lips
>that tear on his cheek
>>124733735
this is honestly a little silly to speculate on, but it makes a lot of sense
he seems so sad and quiet all the time
>>124733083
>>124733967
>>124734110
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/the-best-moments-from-metal-gear-solid-5-the-phantom-pain-s-gameplay-demo/1100-6420604/
>25:00 - We catch the first glimpse of Mother Base, which will look different in every player's game.
>26:26 - Big Boss is greeted by a soldier and a goat that were recovered from the field.
>26:46 - A soldier practices at a gun range in the background. You can train soldiers through various activities, such as CQC sparring, to raise their, and your, skills.
>28:00 - Ocelot is spotted hanging around Mother Base.
heh...
>>124734110
you can go cry outside of it anon
>green light door like paz cutscene door
>>124727694
>go there now and its just a sad sad white light door
MGO PC news when?
>>124734409
I think its even more likely when you consider just how 'high' his high's are. People like him are pretty susceptible to it.
>>124734480
>Ocelot hanging around Mother Base
>Actually interacting with your men
>Big Boss
>Goat friends
it hurts
>>124734093
the whole comic is sad but beautiful wish i could read it.
>Do it for him, Adam
>>124734480
I seriously don't understand. It was there, it was ready and polished. It may have been scripted as hell but what the fuck isn't on the final Mother Base? Same NPC waypoints, same dialogues over and over again. Is it too much to ask for to have Kaz limping around and mumbling stuff about Cipher to himself or Ocelot just repeating some cheesy lines?
This isn't a hard thing to do on the technical side if all the assets are there. I don't fucking get it.
>>124735135
last gen consoles
>>124735064
Oh no, this picture
>>124735064
this is the worst
>>124735284
One or two more NPCs would have killed the performance on last-gen consoles? Shut the fuck up, man.
>>124735135
I don't know but that firing range would've come in handy when I wanna try out new guns instead of going into free roam or FOB training.
>>124735135
blame pcu.cks
their shit specs didnt allowed for all that detail, noticed how all builds were ps4, the definitive version?
>>124735064
Ocelot and EVA being good friends is my favorite thing.
>>124735046
do you have a link to the rest of the comic?
>>124723274
MGS 3 > MGS V > MGS PW > MGS 1 > MGS 2 > MGS 4Peace Walker is the second best story in the franchise
>>124735560
What the fuck even is this post
I'm literally dumbfounded by how stupid it is
>>124735363
>>124735367
We fucking each other up now?
>>124733117
>bumping your own post
I didnt I'm another guy who finds dumb shit funneh.
also there's not such thing as bumping our own post, you bump threads.
>>124735819
this is so goddamn sad and corny at the same time
>>124735819
>With a smile on his face, he destroyed himself for Big Boss' sake
PLS
I have no way to prove pic related was never a photoshopped image, and now Konami removed the text from the description.
>>124735816
>im too retarded tot think of a response so ill just say im too dumb to answer
ok kid
>>124735623
https://twitter.com/3m_0l/status/672088344499585024
>>124735046
>>124735623
I too am interested if you have it?
So Silent Hills was accidentally confirmed last night?
>>124735135
And then they go and give you Eli, Code Talker who are both supposedly present on Mother Base but they are nowhere to be found, unless you leave Mother Base and you catch a short glimpse of them on some platform. But once you actually go there, they're gone.
All those great characters, but YOU YOURSELF can't interact with them. Just like ghosts, PHANTOMS. It fits with the theme, right?
>"Those Who Don't Exist"
Fuck it. Fuck this game. Fuck everything about it.
>>124736328
Thanks pretty kitty
>bbocel wank
>>124736756
>complains about bbocel
>posts a gif of a dude that looks like he could be ocelots brother
>>124736848
EVERYONE KNOWS WHO OCELOTS BROTHER IS ANON.
>>124736985
I love/hate this meme so much
>>124737112
Me too matey
>>124736985
>>124737112
They're the Liquid and Solid of the old generation.
Also:
>Kaz tells you about Diamond Dogs and how Diamond comes from ''adamas", a clear similarity to the name Adam.
>Ocelot tells you about the whaling ship Heiwa Maru. Heiwa means peace, and so does the name Kazuhira.
>>124737637
FUUUUUUUCK
is it just me or are ocelot's eyes too greenish in tpp?
>>124737637
Which one is Solid and which is Liquid then
>>124737637
Well
That's not even far fetched in the world of Kojima
>>124735135
>>124736590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlp8GimssgI
>those lyrics
>that POETRY
>>124737637
>They're the Liquid and Solid of the old generation
as corny as that sounds I kinda like it
Kaz is Solid of course because just like Solid he did nothing wrong.
>>124738303
>did nothing wrong
i-is this bait
Huey did nothing wrong, right?
>>124738303
Neither did Ocelot.
>>124738376
No.
Kaz is an angel of peace.
>>124737931
one of them got rekt by the other.
>>124738303
he was an absolute cunt at many junctures of his miserable life
>>124738562
>tfw Ocelot accomplished more by 20 than you ever will in your entire life
>>124738571
I want to hold his head down and rub it into venom's birthday cake with that smug ass face he's making
>>124738982
He'd definitely enjoy that.
>>124738982
That's part of his charm
>>124737931
Hard to say, since Miller in TPP got the personality of MGS3 Ocelot and MGS4 Ocelot mixed together, while Ocelot in TPP got the calm, business-minded mentor personality of PW Kaz and MG2 Miller mixed together. It's a big toss up.
Either way, they both lose their arm.
>>124739049
yeah
I bet he'd get all mad that he can't really fight back with one arm though
>>124739170
>Hard to say, since Miller in TPP got the personality of MGS3 Ocelot
Not in any sense at all, really.
>>124738982
Do so I, but I guarantee its for a more perverse reason.
>>124739065
quiet is a magical girl now
neat
do PF points accumulate forever or do they reset at some point?
please and thank you.
>>124738982
That's not nice, he organised the cake and party just for you
>>124732205
see you in balamb motherbase, soldier
o7
>>124739170
>>124739282
>reckless
>obsessive
>treacherous
>eager to blame and punish
>>124739402I don't know if you can really guarantee that....
>>124739065
Quiet is cute! CUTE!
>>124740103
i agree!
So, the first time Ocelot deluded himself was in TPP to make himself think Venom was the real Big Boss, the second tiem was after liquid's arm thing to fuck with the patriots right?
>>124739979...I wanna pat and jiggle his tummy while he's on his hand and knee, eating a whole cake with just his face.
>>124740196
Thanks, anon!
Is Ocelot the true leading character of Metal Gear Solid?
>>124740862
no
d pupper is
>>124740862
Certainly debatable, but for me, absolutely.
>>124740632I wanna bend him over the table and put the cake just out of range so he can only eat a piece as he's thrusted towards it
>>124740632you could pull his head back by his hair and watch as he gasps for breath, tell him he's been good so far but he will need to work a little harder if he wants to finish the whole thing, make him nod and promise that he can do it, before letting his hair go with a little pat so he can continue eating
>>124740862
Ocelot is the one who put 90% of plans in place so probably.
Maybe The Boss since literally everything happens because of her.
>>124740862
No. He's one of the worst characters, actually
>>124738303
Kaz is one of the people directly responsible for the war economy aka the biggest problem in the mgs universe.
Kaz fags i swear.
>>124740993Fucks sake, that's WAY better.Kaz needs spoiling, reassuring that he's a good little pig, and i'd encourage him, rubbing him and watching him stuff his eager mouth, until it's all gone and he's covered in icing, panting hard, struggling to breathe, his huge distended belly spilling out onto the bed, an accomplished grin on his face. He's such a good, greedy boy.
I will repost this until peace day comes. Only two more days.
>>124741159
this
>>124737637
Kojima is god
>>124741870
Peace Day will never come anon
This!
This is the instrument of your liberation!
>>124742309
>two people on his base are literally called peace
youre silly, bb.
>>124733610
>>124733083
>>124735064
I really wish Solid had woken up in the torture room in mgs1 wearing an eye-patch and leopard pants, for obvious reasons.
Not that we would understand until a couple of games later.
>>124742346
flamethrower dick
>>124742346
How many times do you think Huey fapped over this thing
>>124742454
I can't really see ocelot trying to delude himself into thinking someone else was John again
he's been down that path, and all it got him was a selective mute who fell in love with a woman and barely seemed to know him
>>124742453
Who's second?
>>124742765
well ocelot could have left the memories/affection BB had for him out of venom's head to make the job easier.
>>124742945
Paz and Kazuhira
Reminder:
Quiet's vagina: trimmed, and tastes and smells great, like mango juice
Paz's vagina: shaved, and tastes and smells awful, like rotten salmon
>>124743083
Paz ded.
>>124743282
The picture of BB saying that was from PW m80, she wasnt dead yet.
>>124742994
honestly I'm not sure what I think about that
venom seems to have a lot of fondness for paz and kaz, which I assume is because he actually knew them as people. ocelot was more like a friend of a friend, someone he had heard stories about, but didn't actually feel anything for.
on the other hand, there is a textual difference in the way John and Adam speak to eachother, and likely feel about eachother too
>>124743607
I wondered why they were so distant the whole game, and honestly I was pretty relieved when I found out the twist.
>>124743282
>paz
>dead
pick one
>>124743802
i pick both
>>124743607
yeah theyre good friends
>>124743749
yeah I'm still not happy we don't get to play as bb, but I prefer this venom to be a different character rather than have bb have changed so much
>>124743983
I'm glad we agree
>>124744312
Yeah, no. Not like that
Nice try though
>>124744678
Best buds <3
>>124744832
do you legitimately enjoy gayposting or just do it to annoy people?
>>124744678
is this more what you had in mind??
>>124745069
Nah I really, really like it. But that was pretty obnoxious and I apologize. Youre free to interpret shit however you want.
>>124742765
Yeah, but it would've been funny, so it's ok.
>>124745248
I'm not the person you were trolling or whatever, just wanted to know if it was legit or not. Carry on.
>>124744832
Where's te evidence that Big Boss was ever in actual romantic 'lets fuck' love with Ocelot?
I mean Ocelot is clearly besotted but I never got the vibe from BB that he was into him other than really respecting and digging the kid's skills
>>124745470
Neither of them are
Anyone else enjoying the game lot more now that there is a playable Jackie tan
>>124745470
there isn't really any evidence, but John is honestly very fond of him
Eva notices it, paramedic notices it, zero notices it. big boss isn't a very romantic type of guy in any sense, but he seems pretty taken with ocelot.
>>124745470
John dense. Also super understated. There's knowing nods and actions here and there, the bike scene at the end of V but no, he never out and out said HURR LETS FUG.
He was 'in love' with Ocelot but how that actually manifested changes depending on who you ask. This is what happens when Kojima doesn't provide adequate info on shit.
>>124745890
>there isn't really any evidence
okay, gotcha. thanks
>>124745470
In the Zero tapes Zero mentions to BB that Ocelot is watching over him just like he would preferred.
Zero throws out a couple implications that they're very close if you want to read into it.
>>124746152
if you're going to be like that, we also have to take shit like venom/quiet off the table
>>124746249
c-cute
>>124746304
too late :)
>>124746304
The other day some dude was arguing that BB and Paz fucking in a box in PW was canon, but BB and Kaz doing the exact same shit wasn't.
It was the most pathetic thing ever. Imagine being that fucking bent out of shape that a fictional character might swing both ways
>>124746573
lel
>>124746579
They're both canon in my opinion.
>>124746249
yeah and he had ocelot in charge of the hospital for 9 years and he was his only source of world information when he woke up.
not even eva was involved.
some gay married shit.
>>124746573
where is the evidence that venom has romantic feelings for quiet? he certainly never acts like he wants to fuck her. I don't know how to read implications and character on my own without being spoonfed.....
>>124746731
Ocelot was even leaving flowers for him.
>>124746807
It's okay, faggot. Everything will be alright :)
>>124746573
>[Pequod playing white wedding in the distance]
>>124746807
Straightfags on suicide watch
>>124746579
Good thing it's not something we have to worry about anyway
nighty night boys
>>124747236
Night night little one.
>>124746579
I'm a little mixed on my feelings about this, honestly I consider them both non canon but the Paz mission was unlocked with the storyline, and the Kaz mission was unlocked doing non canon side ops
so even though the idea of bb being okay with fucking a teenage girl makes me uncomfy, id call that one more canon than the other
Ocelot didn't deserve any of this...
>>124747447
he deserves a bullet in the face
>>124747595
So do all these fucking faggots.
>>124747595
more likea load of cum
>>124747682
Kek I agree
This gay shit is OK but Joost-posting isn't? Come the fuck on.
If Ocelot offered you a lapdance, would you accept it?
>>124747835
what're you gonna do about. reverse-huey them?
>>124747835
That's equality now, anon.
>>124747835
Expecting intelligence from faggots is your first mistake.
>>124747957
this
>>124747835
>posting fanart is less legitimate than posting about a voice actress' personal friends
okay
>>124747761
Dyou think this would be his reaction?
>>124747835
When scrolling down I'd rather see her face than gay fanfiction/pictures to be honest.
>>124667963
wtf are you talking about
>>124748071
>voice actress' personal friends
except that he said joostposting
>>124747835
Well gay shit is canon in the Metal Gear universe.
Quiet isn't. She's 100% optional.
>>124748248
>canon
okay :)
>>124748221
joostposting turns into gabposting and milkyposting all the time
>>124748385
>moving the goalposts
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