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>Previously on /xivg/!
>>124628815
>>124651424
Where the holy at tho
Catbois and stuff
>>124651648
I should be asleep, but instead I'm doing this
Oops!
thighs where?
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>you will never rub tankmomlalas tummy while you feed him food because he loves it
Where the toe-suckers at.
tfw still no lala gf
i must protect the lalaboy..
>>124651828
here.
>>124651915
thats my job, back up
catgirls and stuff
>>124651828
only the finest!
Femroes?
>thread opens with the worst shitposter in the first five posts
See you all in another 750.
meem
>>124652007
sorry but he's public use
majestic green beast
>>124652074
{same}
>>124651973
Here
>>124652074
>>124652038
Hello are we memeing
>>124652147
visitors only
>>124652038
"c@s"
>>124652147
what the
>>124652282
FUCK
>>124652296
>trashy cats jerk off ghost dicks.png
>>124652282
just like a public toilet, im only visitingyour face
Does anybody want to do anything in game? Some dungeons or roulettes or something?Hang out and chat even?
xth for depressed and need some love but dont want to drag any of my friends down with my bullshit
>>124652578balmung?
PLD shitters fuck off. DRKs get out too. This is a WAR only zone.
balmung has a serious lack of gyaru sluts desu
>>124652578
Let's talk about video games.
>>124652638
Yup, Ririten Yuyuten on Balmung
>>124652592
depression is narcissistic by nature
Hi, kinda new to xivg, anyone wanna be my friend? :3 (yes I'm on Balmung ^^!)
>>124652871
Are you gay?
>>124652214
How good are you.
>>124652871
Ippiki?
>>124652643
IM PALADIN
SON OF BITCH WARRIOR
WARRIOR IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A OT?
DO YOU WANT A STORM'S EYE?
WARRIOR IS PIG DISGUSTING
CURIOUS GORGE IS A MURDERER
FUCKING WAR
>>124652916
Yuppers!
>>124652064*submissive femroe noises*
Can somebody please give his handlebars a ride.
He wants a dicking
>browsing OF
>thread on healer subforum on skills that are never used
>repose
>cure III
>presence of mind
the fuck
>>124653048
My gaydar seems to be working perfectly.
Sorry, I don't hang out with happy people.
>>124653152
Too fucking tall to ride.
To fucking macho looking to get my dick up
spuki
>>124653049
>submissive
No. You're a fem roe, come on now.
>>124653241
>cure III
>presence of mind
>never used
Is this still 2.0?
>>124653241
>tfw 95% of the time I forget PoM exists
I don't know why, I put it right next to divine seal. I've been using it more recently though but still, fuck.
>repose
useless very soon after you get it, shit either resists or you're hitting it with aoes and shit anyway
>cure 3
very situational because of its range
>>124653152
why dont u do it?
>>124652934
I am a five time toe sucking champion. They call me Dyson Hoover.
>>124653049
>submissive
*Dick intensifies*
>>124651973
It would be an honor and a privilege to suck your toes.
>>124653315
>being a prison gay that only likes feminine boys
shake my head to be honest family
>>124653418
it took me awhile to start using it on a regular basis since it was complete shit due to its huge CD until the change in what... 2.4?
>>124653395
but submissive femroes are the cutest!
>>124653423
because what the heck is a erp
>>124653241
>OF
>expecting correct information at all
>repose
good for lower level/solo stuff, not sure if ive used it outside of bray tho
>cure 3
t9, bismarck, a4. basically anything that you dont really need to medica [ii] for
>pom
i use this all the time for healing AND dpsing, thats bullshit if they dont use it
>>124653395
>tfw almost went back to marshmallow minheight softy femroe but went hl instead
its for the best, im not cut out to be one of the big girls
>>124653049
next thing you know you'll be saying you like Men!ha.. ha.. ha
>>124653490
but prison gays dont like guys at all
even hot twinky cats
>>124653490
>being a porn gay who only suckles on gay jock types
eltsb
>>124653609
>hl over white roe
>>124653665
Drawc@ pls calm down and have a glass of water.
>>124653360
he bed
xth for le midlander t-b-h
>>124652871
h-hi...
>>124653674
Prison gays want dat trap lala booty
>>124653580
They're okay I guess.cute roe
>>124653609
highlanders are fine too
>>124653842
darn.
>Still can't summon minions in a dungeon
Why?
>>124653985
ps3 limitations
>>124653907
Lalas are creepy af though. They look like old porcelain dolls that your weird aunt, who lives in the middle of nowhere, collects
>>124653443
I giggled.
>>124653474
Of course it would.
>>124653241
>Repose being relevant in any endgame content.
>Presence of Mind having a use outside of Stone III spam or crunch time.
>Cure III has laughable proximity and has a fringe use in A3S where you'd only cast it once but you have 10s to recoup the HP required for the next mechanic anyway.
None of these abilities are attractive to use or "required" frequently enough to merit them being "good". SituationAL abilities are awful.
this is a good post
>>124654053
>I really wanna project my tastes onto others!
>>124654053
>old porcelain dolls that your weird aunt, who lives in the middle of nowhere, collects
take it back
>>124654274
So you think it's okay to fuck lalafell?
>>124654365
No. Back in the shelf, you demon.
>>124654157
theres no reason NOT to use PoM if you have it up, its not great but its dumb to never use it.
Repose is for being a cunt in pvp only
Cure III is okay i guess since its really fast but the one or two shitters it misses are always the ones that need it most. It's pretty great outside of static situations when you dont know if someone's going to fuck up a mechanic or not.
>>124654464
>>124654365
i wish i could put tank mom on my shelf, and keep him there forever
>>124654464
There are no such thing as lalafell. They're a fantasy character. It is as impossible to fuck them, as it is to fuck your catgirl.
>>124654157
In the minor leagues they called me the Big Bad Wolf. Because I'll huff and puff and blow your socks off.
>>124654365
porcelain, just like a toilet
>>124649037
>wanting attention from people on 4chan.
Again, dysfunctional.
>>124654274
>tfw lalas don't look that cute in game
>instead of dimunitive shotas they just look like triangular potato sacks with 0 definition and no joints
>>124654697
Don't be such a pussy and man up on the fact that you support the concept of having sex with a lalafell.
Also, I play a manroe so your asshurt is pointless.
>>124654467
Presence of Mind is inessential, regardless of if you "should" be using it or not. There is no situation where it's required and the benefits of using it are extremely marginal.
>PvP.
I mean, I guess. Yeah, sure.
Cure III is great as a spell, sure. But hardly ever utilized because there are a billion other spells that can do its job instantly, without or less MP cost and greater range.
Unless it's coordinated/solo-healing I don't see a use for it 99.9% of the time.
>>124654698
I'm not wearing socks right now...
>tfw lvl 47
pls i don't want to do aurum vale
>>124655032
Free reply.
How do people feel about brown cats?
>>124655314
I don't like tanned cats that stare at walls without putting any effort into the picture they're taking.
>>124655314
Should be near my penis at all times
>>124655041
>I'm not wearing socks right now...
That's even better.
>>124655314
>brown
pic unrelated??
>>124653586
Can we cuddle and maybemake out?
Should I stay in EU or switch to an NA realm? Not a whole lot of people here, even during the day (primetime).
>>124654994
>Looks at the picture
>Doesn't read the text
>2015
>people still can't distinguish between fantasy and reality
>when the idea of separating subjects in a virtual world from subjects in the real world comes up, these people slink back and reject the idea
>they argue that actions taken in the virtual space will greatly influence those taken in real space
The brains of properly functioning adults ("Grown Men" and "Grown Women" as you like to call them) can accurately determine and discern between fantastical spaces and the world around them. However, for individuals with certain mental issues, making this distinction can prove difficult. And the inability for them to do so causes them to lash out at those who can.
>>124655506
You should come to Balmung and be my gf.
>>124654694
thank you.
>>124654898
no thank you.
>>124655481
We can chill but no kissing maybe cuddles
>>124655704
>no kissing
gay
>tfw no one likes kissing
>>124655506
You should switch to phoenix
>>124655236
I'll tank it for you. Well spam it and talk n have fun, it'll be gg ez :D
>tfw Stealth doesn't work in Diadem and half the nodes have a mob that aggros near
>>124654694
hes very fidgety, i think he might fall off the edge
i can let you hold him for a couple seconds but youre not taking him
>>124655041
by that same logic, isnt raise inessential? no one should be dying if things are going right! Back in ARR I would hold onto it case i need multiple raises in a minute because randoms would be randoms.
I don't see the problem with situational abilities at all, I like having an expansive tool kit that has function outside of my core ability.please let me have this, theres so little freedom to this shit as it is, afhsagfsajh
>>124655798
I'm sorry I failed you
>>124655671
Do not reply to this filth.
Only associate with others of the ubermensch.
>>124655816
server?
>>124655802
Isn't Phoenix even more dead than Ragnarok?
>>124655393
Contain yourself.
>>124655883
No because players aren't perfect as much as I'd like them to be and you can't even cast raise on someone who isn't dead. The ability filters itself when it's not needed, unlike Cure III.
>>124655835
>he doesn't have personal bodyguards for diadem gathering
>>124656004
Balmung ofc :^)
>>124655968
oh no, i wasn't the guy that asked you to hang out and whatever.
i just have a kissing fetish
>>124655835
it's almost as if you have to work together with the other players
>My already dead FC just lost 2 more members
Help;.;
>>124656038
wait, so your "dead" server would be ragnarok? where are you looking for people, southern thanalan?
btw no phoenix is far from being dead and sometimes, but ragnarok should be more populated anyway
>>124655968
I guess I'll just cuddle with you then I guess.
>>124656094
I'm the one that asked.It's my fetish too, server?
>>124655314
brownerrr
>>124653049
>Submissive
>>124656210
Now if only they gave a reason for another player to justify wasting their time with crafting mats instead of farming more gold chests.
DoL portion of Diadem is more underbaked than the DoW/M bit.
>>124656327
>wait, so your "dead" server would be ragnarok? where are you looking for people, southern thanalan?
All over the place. I have never seen more than 10 people in one spot such as cities etc.
>>124653815
That ain't me. I'm currently lagging out of HalataliNot that a submissive femroe is a bad thing
>>124656327
and sometimes even too full*
Like going to idyllshire in peak hours is hell
>>124656519
I find it difficult to believe that. I've never ever seen less than 30-40 people in phoenix's limsa even in the afternoon or night, or less then 10-15 parties recruiting in PF.
>>124656368Balmung
>>124656628
How does one submissively shove their horse cock into your c@hole?
Who is the hardest person in /xivg/ to win over? I want a challenge.
If you could sell Fantasias on the marketboard right now, how much Gil would one go for on your server?
>>124656854
Win over one of the prison gay c@ futashits as alala
>>124656854me~~~~~
>>124652871
HARD PRISON GAY IPPIKI
>>124656842
Be male roe
try to win over a futa highlander
if you can do that, you can seduce literally anyone.
>>124656448
stay dead
>>124656448
>Someone picked theright colour chocolare
>>124656886
Millions until the market crashed.
>>124656854
ayase
ive been refused erp erry time fammers
>>124656842
What in my what?
>>124657164
thats cause you're not elk, shyvana.
>be WAR
>be forced to grab snake instead of Echidna because Alliance B
>Raid wipe because Echidna isn't killed fast enough.
Warrior problems.
>>124656854
anyone getting really bad lag in instance?
>>124657227
shhhh its okay draw'qote, maybe she'll let you stick your dick in her first.
>>124657369
it's called morbid obesity bud
>>124656795
>>I find it difficult to believe that. I've never ever seen less than 30-40 people in phoenix's limsa even in the afternoon or night, or less then 10-15 parties recruiting in PF.
But so it is. There's barely any people in the fields, barely anyone doing FATEs.
When I tried the game even just one year ago, there were tons of people doing FATEs, even higher leveld ones.
>>124657365
Pls
A little bit of neck kissing, a little bit of "i love you" gently whispered in your ear
then a little bit ofbeating and chokingand you've practically melted in someone's arms
>>124656271
Time to join the ranks of the deceased.
>>124657227
You really have /no/ fetishes? Really?Really?
>>124653665
Exceptions can possibly be madeHow good are you at Cuff-A-Cur
>>124657653
Drawc@ is legit pure. Probably doesn't even know what gorgoning is.
>>124657653
I can't say I do. I just like lady bodies.
Is the dev team really just 20 people?
>>124656837name/race/gender?
>>124657606
now: no reason to do fates since everyone that really wanted 60 has hit it already, even more so now that dungeon exp was buffed
then: relic grinding so fates were hammered constantly
wait for 3.15 to add fate grinding autism back into the mix and you'll see
>>124657609
do not
>>124656842
>>124657541
>tfw this is my fetish
>tfw futas only go for females
>>124657789
Admittedly no. I've no idea what that is.
>>124657606
But no one does fates nowadays senpai, that's no longer the best way to level up. To judge your server population look at the party finder, at limsa's lower decks (not even the other two cities, no reason to go there outside of GC) and idyllshire if you're 60, those are the spots where everyone idle when they're not in an instance.
But again, if you're ragnarok, I can safely assure you that it's not dead.
>>124657893
Oh, sorry about that, I didn't know. So the population on Ragnarok should be good, then? Also, I don't see as much talk in the chat as back then. Do people now exclusively talk only in linkshells and free companies?
>>124657989
You know about Zanzibarring right?
>>124657316
not squid but elk didnt erp with ayase i am pretty sure
>>124657227
They're talking about butt stuffstay strong
>>124657878What are you interested in? I can be a few things.
>>124656854
Aether
Oh sorry, I thought you said easiest
>>124658157
See, people do this shit to me at work. Are you just making up words now?
>>124658214
So I don't need to know. I don't like butt stuff
>>124656854
tfw pretty sure tons of people have tried to hint at ERP or win me over but I can't into social cues and remain oblivious
Pretty sure i have aspergers
>>124657789
>>124658157
Are you
are you making these up
I'm hardly pure and I HAVENT HEARD OF IT
>tfw joined balmung to get a lot of sick and degenerate erp going
>been almost a year, no sick or degenerate erp at all whatsoever
>about to get married in game soon
>seriously no more sick and degenerate erp
Farewell to all the FemRoes and Lalas I have can never and have not fucked.
>>124658327
Make an alt on Behemoth and have a grand ole time with the /d/ FC before you get hitched.
There a collection of drawc@ art? I think it's the cutest thing ever.
What time does eso reset
>>124658265
No. I'm completely serious.
>>124658305
You've atleast Steve Harvey'd before right?
>>124657936
Pls, if you didn't live in the worst state, we'd be banging like rabbits and enjoying life every day.
>>124658390
But I'm a male character.
>>124658506
So?
>>124658440
STOP MAKING THINGS UP
>>124658480
>FL
>worst state
ill fite u m8
>>124658249Femcat or fem au ra.
>>124658547
You're just upset because nobody has Zanzibar'd you before.
>>124658539
Well as a long time Balmunger, males don't get laid at all. Unless it's with other male characters.
>>124658547Do you likelalafell?
>>124658506
>>124658713
They love male characters over there, you'll be fine.
>>124658594
I don't like my states hot
I do like my elk hot, though~
>>124658682
but what does it MEANbecause honestly its probably happened if its the tenacious D type thing
>>124658739
no
no ss or whatever the fuck it is you're after for you
>>124658785
They do? I thought that the only ones they like with dicks are futas.
>>124658850
oh i've got just the thing for that.an oven
>>124658998
hisssssssssssss
the winter gives me power to resist your ovens
catte boiz pls post
>>124659495
what's in it for me?
>>124658424
Pls
I just got one of you ebins in my duty roulette and we kicked you for saying "tank pls"
lol get rekt
>>124659495
*catboy noises*
>>124659767
gee mister catboy
what big pecs you have!
>>124659764
congratulations, this is how you get promoted to true ebinhood
>>124659764
inb4 you get a nice 3 day vacation for abusing the vote dismiss feature
>>124659767
*moogle noises*
>>124659986
They'd be more likely to ban the person that expected the tank to hold aggro.
Pick two ebins.Put them in an erotic scenario.
>>124658480
youre killing me
>>124652176
financial panther
>>124660281
Elk and Lioraholding hands
>>124659767
>all i can hear is the inhuman screeching of cats mating
>>124660281
Elk and Shyvana mud wrestling
>>124660281Naka and Tofu sitting together
>>124660594
but that would just be one person...
>>124660281
Vjera and Abe
Stuck in an elevator all alone and they have to wait for rescue. Vjera gets frisky and things escalate from there.
>>124660641
Good
>>124657704
I've got my own gym?I haven't played with chains lately, more of a rope person.
*liora noises*
>>124658938
>the year of out lord 2XXX
>not liking lalaboys
ah yikes, thought we could be cool..
at least you like cats n stuff
>>124658938
>into rape
>not into ss
it's illegal either way
>>124660887
>"Don't worry anon they're just ebin of the month."
>"They'll get banned and we can leave all of it behind."
>"They'll move on and stop shitting up the general."
ITS BEEN THREE MONTHS.
>>124660340
GET EM SHEBA
>>124660281
Spiderc@ blindfolded and chained to a bed while BDSM gear Mado rubs massage oil on her bare tummy.
>>124661026
NEET killed it off but he whored his butthole out to them now they allow him to post again
>>124659767
>>124660375
Here, let me do mine!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uf03ZMnxw9c
>>124659986
lolno
we got another dps instantly too and cleared ez
I hope he learned his lesson about posting with an avatar
>people get THIS mad over pixel characters
>>124661208
you gotta do it like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr6eFl7hCiA
>>124661208
You mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4dW1ibuquM
>>124661061
I don't think sensei would approve of this
>>124661704
>c@
>not wanting it
doesn't exist
>Tfw your favorite small time ebin will never graduate to full time and change the current status quo, slowly eroding and replacing a current ebin who has become boring and old
I need new entertainment please move on and make room
>>124654265
if you say so, nerd.
>>124661418
They could not have chosen a more appropriate image to put to their video.
>>124661562
I don't so much eat fish as I put them in tiny fish clothes and give them wedgies.
>>124661397
>ebins taking over my board
>>124661775
yes
>>124661061
>>124661775
Who's that small time ebin?
>>124661775
Who's your favorite?
>>124661061I-I wouldn't mind seeing this drawn out.
The ebins have gone too far. We must fortify a crusade to take back the Holy Land that was once /xivg/
To arms, brethren.
>>124661937
i want to ravage this bussy
>>124652296
>tfw best c@ posts in thread
When will ebins and anti ebins learn to live in peace and face a common enemy that threatens them both?
Tumblr.
>>124661061
>putting my friend together with that degenerate
Fuck off
>>124662147
don't bussy red...
>>124661026
There was an xivg ban wave like a month and a bit ago where all the main ebins and shitposters were either on a month vacation or desperately trying to ban evade and failing...and I've honestly never seen such boring slow and dead threads
>queue for roulette ex as WAR
>healer isn't DPS'ing
>DPS are shit
>leave
Don't waste my time.
>>124662147
sorry, he's already been ravaged thoroughly for the day. It's really nice bussy too, shame I won't share any.
So what's the deal with Centurio seals? What's the best way to farm these things I don't know if I need a party or what and how do I even find these hunts?
>>124662140
can i come?
>>124662283
Actually a mod went full retard and started banning people for ban evasion just for regular shitposting. It happened here and /wotg/ and several other generals. Happened to me too and I had to wait 30 days for calling someone a double nigger. Shit was stupid.
sleepy time for allagan constructs
reminder to take a break everymeowand then
>>124662326
hunts, there should be a pf up and usually people just scout around HW areas and kill em when enough people show up
you can solo/duo ARR hunts now at 60, tho
>>124662293
>Queue as DPS
>Other DPS is shit
>Healer is shit ontop of not dpsing
>Tank is shit
>Queue as Tank
>Healer is shit, isn't dping
>Outdps both dps
>Queue as Healer
>DPS
>Tank and both DPS are shit
How important is it to get Awareness for WAR?
>>124662319
>he's already been ravaged thoroughly for the day.
Who told you about my Void Ark run today?
>>124662259
Who is your friend?
>>124662620
for raw intuition? pretty useful.
>>124662620
pretty important for savage but otherwise it's just one of those 'sorta nice to have I guess' things
>>124662259
they're both degenerates, which one is your friend?
>Tfw too scared to fuck Aldyet's ERP alt
>>124662896
To be fair, we're posting on 4chan, that in itself makes us degen by default.
>>124662293
>que for ex roulette as healer
>warrior if full str isn't using defensive cds
>chain pulls 3 mobs so he can instant cast steel cyclone
>have to use all of my cds to keep him up
>he spergs out about muh dps
>tells him to reroll blm
>he rage quits
>get 2 str 3 vit pld and complete the run with ease
>can actually dps because he's been playing his class for more than a month and know what to do
>>124663081
b-b-but muh fell cleave bro
>>124660874
Alright hot shot,full double-downs on Finer Minerand I'm yours
>>124663040
I post here to defend those who can not defend themselves. Check your privileges oppressor scum.
>>124663004
aldyet erps?
>>124663004
their surname is pronounced "Swallows" i'm sure you'll be fine
>>124663040
okay okay okay so
"which ERPing fetishfreak degenerate is your friend?"
>>124658424
Plsssss
>>124663262
>oppressor scum
Are you saying that Alexander has already taken over the 4chan servers?
