You and your waifu trapped for weeks on end in a log cabin with eddrf and a horde of warbling femquars edition
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>f*mshep and f*mshep sympathisers crucified and shot out of the airlock
>liara best waifu
>waifus speaking english
>sappy christmas fanfiction
>swallowing sweet stallion spunk in spadefuls
Reminder that posting of "femshep" is prohibited by imperial decree. Violators will be punished with slow, merciless crucifixion with all the waifus spectating and laughing. Refreshments will be provided
Previous thread: >>124251673
liara best waifu
femshep top-tier waifu
>>124565184
pls be in kharshan
>>124565358
jackposter
Do you know what sounds oink oink oink?LiaraBecause she's a pig.
>>124565553
behead those who insult liara
>>124565358
what's with the pig noses
>>124565505
In my headcanon femshep was dragged to the BT capital in chains and was repeatedly humiliated and abused for her part in the destruction of the BT relay. Just imagine what the nasty BTs would do to her as revenge. By the time she got back to Earth she was addicted to the stink of BT cock and would do anything to be allowed to lick a Batarian's balls.
>>124565953
Tumblr noses, they really should all be red.
>>124566116
funny, in my headcanon femshep doesn't exist
>>124566419
Not even as an enslaved cockpig that's been trained to present her ass to any alien she encounters and beg to be punished? Not even as Sheploo's disposable bedwarmer?
>>124566662
>Sheploo's disposable bedwarmer
shepard would have to burn his bed after the swampbeast touches it
it would be better for everyone if we just used "her" as thresher maw bait and called it a day
>>124565358
Maybe if you're a blind-deaf man looking for a new cumrag. Femshep is so ugly and boring.
>>124566937
My femshep looked pretty cute, way too cute to be maw bait.
>>124567190
how about a yahg
>>124567297
I'd love to become a Yagh's loveslave and so would my Shepard. They're like the biggest and hottest alphas in the galaxy.
>>124567432
>loveslave
don't think that's gonna happen senpai, yahg are carnivores
Catching your waifu in the shower, singing a silly song?
>>124567624
Feeling the earth shake, shortly before being overwhelmed by thousands of femquars? Hearing a malicious swedish man laughing as you and your waifu are slowly suffocated by the warbling mass?
>>124567550
So what? That only makes it hotter. Imagine pleading for your life as you're about to get eaten and persuading a Yagh that you'll be able to satisfy him much better in bed than in his stomach and then completely submitting to him.
>>124567884
The Shadow Broker lived alone on his ship for like 60 years. I don't think yahg have much sex drive
>>124570130
Why does EDI never look like EDI in a 3D render? Did Bioware really fuck up her shaders that badly, or are all these artists just being lazy?
i'm hungry
>>124572408
Same.
>>124572885
no food in house and grocery stores not open this late, what do we do?
>>124573007
Cannibalism I suppose.
>>124568369
Or he has an hyper active sexdrive and that's why he seems so easily agitated.
>>124573108
i can't even find my car keys so i'm just going to eat myself, wish me luck
>>124573197
Luck to you.
>>124573007
go hunting
>>124571510
Yes.
https://fanfiction.net/s/10485522/1/Mass-Effect-Recruit-the-Clone
This is actually an interesting idea
>>124574372
>it's not smut
dropped
>>124574552
Its not Sunday anymore in my time zone
>>124574729
MEG runs on JST
>>124574769
Its Monday in Japan too :^)
>>124574937
>doesn't know what JST means
newfag detected
>>124575047
Someone told me a few months ago but I've forgotten.
S A M A R A
A B
M O
A
R I
A Z
>>124576220
I
What
Her eyes are even flatter than Ashleigh's.
>>124577932
h-hey cutie!..
>>124577932
I honestly fucking shuddered
Daily reminder that femshep is patient zero of STT and should be treated as an extreme biohazard
jettison immediately if spotted and enter decontamination furnace
>>124579905what is stt
>tfw just spent 5 minutes pacing back and forth in my room talking to myself and making retarded hand gestures like i was having an imaginary conversation before i realized what the fuck i was doing and stopped
holy shit am i actually autistic?
>>124580028
What were you talking to yourself about?
>>124580028
Yes.
>>124580028
No, sounds more like you're unstable.
>>124580028
Maybe, I recommend seeing a psychiatrist.
>>124580028
I sometimes pace and mutter a little to myself when I'm trying to write something I consider important because it helps me get my thoughts in order, but I don't think I just do it for kicks, or anything.
>>124580028
At least you don't zone out staring at your computer screen for minutes at a time without doing anything.
have you let captain anderson sing to you tonight /meg/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZAY-78zhmw
>>124579983
You pure, innocent soul.
>>124581660
Sexually Transmitted Tangerines?
>>124581660
Succulent train temptresses?
>>124581660
has there even been a female turian in the mass effect games? i never finished 3 but as far as i can remember they don't even exist
>>124581913
They show up in ME3's DLC.
>>124582058
weird that they are so underrepresented, i can't believe there aren't even any no-name crowd NPCs that are femtur. come to think of it, i don't remember any female salarians either. and all the minor races like the volus and the elcor seem to be monosex. out of all the species in the game, the only females i can remember in the game besides humans are asari (literally a female-only race) and a very small handful of krogan.
>>124582129
Well female salarians are like really, SUPER rare, aren't they?
>>124582189
i don't know, i'm not too deep into the lore, i guess that makes sense. just always thought it was so weird that they go to all the trouble to come up with really in-depth histories and back stories for all these different races and they don't even put a single female from them in their games. not from a feminist standpoint or anything, i don't care about any of that politics, it just seems like a really odd and random oversight to me, it's a lack of fleshing out the species that in every other area are really fleshed out.
>>124582313
All their women have made the right decision to stay at home and cook in the kitchens instead of getting their guts ripped out by aliums and being shot to death by geth like many of their men do.
>tfw listening to star wars music while playing MEmakes me wish the games were better
>/meg/ has 10 posters
>/bwg/ has 46 posters
Should we just give up and migrate to /bwg/ already? It feels futile to resist.
Do you think in Andromeda we will be able to pick what species our character is? What would you like to play as?
>>124582626
No, /bwg is a shithole. Also it's 1am and the thread was just made, of course there won't be many posters, that's not nearly a fair comparison. Please don't shill your general here, just be calm and be friend and enjoy the culture here (or don't, that's okay too)
>>124582626
>migrate to /bwg/
good joke anon
>>124582626
You go over there. If you give a shit about bwg you won't be missed.
>ywn travel the stars with your dear friends
please kill me, it hurts more than i can imagine
>>124582626
Jesus cunt-ripping Christ, give it up /dag/, we're never going to merge with you. Go back to your own thread to cry and jerk off to the rampant faggotry.
>>124582719
>>124582743
>>124582865
>>124583202
Are you guys still going to be here when it's just the four of you? Hey, let's drive away another poster to /bwg/ so that there are one less of us, great idea.
When only two of you guys remain, do you really think it will be enough to keep /meg/ alive?
>>124583457
>let's drive away another poster to /bwg/
are you sure you're not already there? fuck off.
>>124583457
hey dumdum, fuck off
>>124583457
Don't be so sensitive about it. It will die when it dies. Right now it's not dead, there is no reason to throw it away. People enjoy its culture and current form, and all of that will be lost in a merge.Please fuck off, you aren't even being reasonable.
FIGHTING HORDES OF SPACE BUGS WHEN?
>>124583581
Very well. I guess you're nine now, when the number shrinks further remember what I said.
>>124583730
Good riddance, you're completely full of yourself and taking this way too seriously.
>>124583785
I dunno, I think he had a point, we probably can't keep this general alive until Andromeda comes out at this rate. We need a strategy to recruit new posters. What if we started posting asses, would that help?
>>124583932
I think our general is fine enough as is and I doubt we will get many new posters until Andromeda no matter how hard we try. I always enjoy some nice asses though.
>>124583932
woah, post less ass. we don't want to scare away any potential irish posters
>>124579983
Sudden
Turian
Transformation (Syndrome)
A horrible disease, a fate befitting sluts who would sleep with the enemy.
anybody want to play some lost planet 2?
>>124583932
couldn't hurt
>>124583996
It's good to know that asses are still halal.
Lore friendly ass.
>>124584465
i want to fuck miri
>>124582465
that decision was made for them
hello meg
>>124564981
nice OP I guess?
>>124565184
top feel
>>124582626
if you are the taliposter please leave. if you aren't, consider going anyway.and take the taliposter with you
and if you were already there and just came here to shill: fuck off.
>>124583457
never mind then, just fuck off.
>>124583932
We said that 2 years ago already when there was nothing on the horizon at all.
Wait till real news comes out. /dag/ at the same time before DA:I (I mean 1 year ago before it was released) had much more infos, leaked voicecast, much more official shit and all that, that's why they were much more active. wait till that slowly comes and it will be more active again. it already was more active a few months ago, but that slowly dwindled down again.
tldr: we're fine.is that remy's ass?
>>124582634
I'd like to play as anything but hughman, but there won't be an option, one won't be able to choose.
>>124584465
SO PROGRESSIVE
>>124586086
Are you slut shaming, you gross jerk?
>>124582634
STRONK BT mastur rayce
or asari
>>124582634
>Do you think in Andromeda we will be able to pick what species our character is
you'd have to be literally mentally retarded to think this, because the protagonist has already been revealed to be human N7 Spectre named Ryder
>>124582634
Nope, at this point I think it's confirmed we'll be a human named Ryder, and have squadmates named Sweet, CJ and Smoke.
>>124564981
>You and your waifu trapped for weeks on end in a log cabin with eddrf and a horde of warbling femquars edition
Alright. I like log cabins.There better be a fireplace to huddle around during a snowstorm
>>124567624
Sounds lovely, let's hope she's willing to have some company in there.
>>124572885
Is it wrong that I find the vault girl icons more arousing than the actual drawings?
>>124577932
Help. I'm afraid. Someone hold me.Jesus christ those eyes.
>>124580028
I think maybe a visit to a psychiatrist is in order.
But on the other side we all do odd things from time to time, exhaustion and boredom can be factors too.
>>124582129
I preferred when every turian was identical and you just assumed there was a female here and there.
>>124582626
BWG, en skit.
>>124585403
Hello WG.
>>124586424
>Ryder
YOU BUSTA CJ
>>124588315
Din mamma en skit, kackerlacka.
>>124582634
I'd like to play as an elcor but we all know that only human beans will be available as an option during the SP campaign.
>>124588315
But Eddy
those reverberating female voices are unbearably hot
>Cerberus thanks you for all your hard work
ol hughmon sluts arre MYNE
>>124591734
still can't believe they wasted troy baker on such an awful role
>>124594680
You're doing this on purpose
>>124594754
There aren't now many more decent Sheploo images than there were before.
>>124595134
That is a horrifying femshep though
>>124595225
femshep is pure, wholesomen and entirely undeserving of the hate she gets from a minority of meg goers
>>124595350
>minority of meg goers
ya right
>>124595350
Femshep is pure alright.Pure shit.
>>124595350
Femshep deserves scorn for being such a l*wd b*tch. Whether or not she deserves hate is another matter.
>>124594680
What's going on with her midriff? She looks like some kind of mutant.
>>124577932
Ugly as shit, as usual.
>>124588221
>carrier longer than a dreadnought
>all it has to do is store and launch fighters
I fail to see the point. I don't think you need a 700m long launch system.
>>124590371
Fuck no.
>>124597480
I'd rather have space carriers just be a long thin tube with racks for fighters along the exterior with automated refuel/rearm trains running on rails between the racks. Add a few maintenance hangars, some point defense and little else. Just a barebones ship full of fighters. And preferably only fighter drones since in ME manned fighters don't make sense. Maybe a rail catapult system to launch fighters with, drones can withstand higher G-forces than people and a souped up mega-catapult would conserve fuel for the fighters.
>>124594680
Reminds me of those ferret pictures.
>>124590371
I find femturs a little weird, they have too many human features added. Hell Nyreen even had tits! It's like they are a subspecies of turians, not actual regular turians. what with the cat eyes.
>>124594680
>extremely low-riding, extremely crumply pants with inward facing space converse shoes
>while holding her arm, looking very insecure
Holy fuck do I hate the person that drew that.
This is how she sees female Shepard? As an insecure 16 year old in high school that gets somewhat bullied by the pretty girls?
Holy shit.
>>124598286
That's the look of an empowered womyn, shitlord.
>>124598286
>getting this upset about an image
>imagining the thought process of the artist
lad...
>page 10
>liara is making advances on me
I'm tired and I can't fall asleep, please help
>>124605457
drink a glass of warm milkunless you are lactose intolerant scum
>>124606504
>not drinking almond milk
Philistine spotted
>>124607059
>almond milk
Enjoy being a manlet
>>124607304
>still being in puberty
>>124588315
hi eddrf
>>124597480
ladies and gentlemen: Euderion aka Thomas Raube aka Thunderchild
>>124597918
>drones can withstand higher G-forces than people
don't forget mass effect fields, eddrf, they negate all that.
>>124598926
what the fuck man
>>124607059
I'd love to do that but you can't find it here except for the Reformhaus, which is one of those bio-health food stores and I am unwilling to pay €5 for 250ml or however expensive it is.
is yours sweetened?
>>124607387
I'm not though.
I had a friend that drinked almond milk through puberty and he never got past 5'8.
My brother did too and he's 5'9 eventhough our dad is 6'.
>>124607932
Well, I'm lactose intolerant and 6'4
>>124607828
Unsweetened. I mostly use it on cereal, and sweetened is too sweet with cereal
>>124608264
And i'm a 7' cripple
>>124609019
Hey im sort of crippled too. What's wrong with you?
>>124608264
hmm okay, because I found some on amazon, unsweetened, a liter for €3 plus porto, ordering a test, then if I like it I'll probably order a whole batch
>>124608264
>lactose intolerant
what happens if you drink real milk? diarrhea? death? coma?
Who /best waifu/ here?
>>124609267
Dark chocolate almond milk is really tasty too
>>124609325
Upset stomach. I have a weak stomach anyway so I dont notice the issues specifically from dairy too much
>>124609375
>>124609375
clearly not you
>>124607828
>Mass effect fields.
Oh right. forgot about those. still drones would be more understandable considering fighters die in droves to GARDIAN laser fire.
>>124609554
I've yet to see a pic of Tali that has that great look of a woman in her prime just after sexand just before the second session that wakes the neighbours.
Also bought dumplings for dinner, but fucked up the cooking so now they're pretty dang dissolved..
>>124610314
>they're pretty dang dissolved..
maybe the dough was low quality
>>124610838
Wouldn't surprise me, they were pretty cheap.
I should have went with something else. They were way too salty.
>>124610940
Where do you live, Stockholm? Do they have good Chinese places, there?
I haven't found a good, real Chinese place here in southern Sweden.
>>124610314
>considering fighters die in droves to GARDIAN laser fire
>Let's put people and really fuckin' expensive mass effect drives in them!
Bioware pls.
Ken Watanabe in Mass Effect when?
Mass Effect needs a cool Japanese dude. A character like Anderson and Hackett, but played by Ken Watanabe.
>>124611232
There's a few, I live a bit outside Stockholm but there are good places, especially in Stockholm proper.
Not sure how genuine the food is but it tastes good.
Also for clarification, I bought the dumplings in a box from Konsum for 39.90:-.
>>124611357
That's whats always bothered me about the carriers in ME. The Gardian is described as an amazing active defense system, and then we still have these piddly little fighters with humans in them. If the setting justified the fighters, maybe they have bullshittium shields that only work on small craft, or the pilots launch immense barrages of ablative dust that absorbs the rays of the laser. Or if they were expendable drones.
But nope, nothing. Gotta have 'muh carriers' in a setting where they don't make sense.
That's not what I expected, I expected to see Liara or Tali, not her. Wtf?
>>124612136
>I expected to see Liara or Tali
>expeted to see Tali
>>124612492
tali doesn't have in-game face
Infiltrator has to be one of the easiest classes in ME3. I mean I run past tons of enemies without even fighting them.
What the fuck man? you don't want to see the rest of that (also almost all the other pics are NSFW, everything-expansion and growth).
>tfw naked princess zelda hiding inside the chimney or doorway or whatever it is
also deviantart still loads slow as fuck for me and I don't know why. I literally have to reload every pic so that it loads more because it just stops loading after a few centimeters down to screen. I only have that problem on deviantart for some reason.
>>124609406
went to a huuuuge health food store around the corner just now after I called them and asked if they had it. bought 1l unsweetened, 1l sweetened and 1l hazelnut milk, 2€ each since they were on test sale (WOW! still too expensive to buy it regularly).
I'll be honest, the unsweetened one tastes bad. it's like they only used the skin to make it. maybe the sweetened one is better, but I'm not going to open it now since I still got a pot of tea here that needs to be drunk.
Maybe I'll use it for baking something, got a recipe book with english cookie recipes here and I remember some of them needed unsweetened almond milk.
>>124611743
mass effect had its chance to a cool asian dude with kai reng and botched it.
>>124613583
never played infiltrator in 2 and 3, do the enemies also ignore your squadmates?
Just finished ME1. The end was cool, fuck le reapers, I'll fuck their shit up in ME3(I finished ME2 too).
>>124613671
Yeah, I don't drink the unsweetened plain. Guess I should've mentioned that
Hazelnut milk is really fucking creamy
>>124613789
>do the enemies also ignore your squadmates?
no, but they teleport to you if a cutscene is to appear
>>124613789
No but in a lot of cases it seems like if you keep on moving forward enemies will just die or disappear on their own once you reach pre-programmed map check points.
>>124614042
well that's good to know now, maybe the sweetened one is better. it's sweetened with agave syrup by the way, don't know if that's a good thing or not (it's a health food product after all and I'm actually wary of those because it's the taste that suffers first in 99% of cases).
>>124614776
Agave nectar isnt bad, just an overpriced simple syrup really
>>124615198
I really don't understand the attraction to feet
>>124613936
If I can recommend something:
ME3 isn't that terrible a game for 90% of the playtime, but the last 10 minutes is tumblrite fan-fiction-tier writing with tons of logical fallacies, character assassination, and a complete dismissal of the themes of the entire series, all made worse when EA tried to defend it with the Extended Cut DLC.
I strongly suggest, especially if you enjoyed ME 1 and 2, to get one of the "Happy Ending" mods (doesn't matter which one), and the Citadel Epilogue Mod (which requires the ME3 Citadel DLC). The flow of the story works much, much better this way (since the Citadel DLC's tone is much too lighthearted for the primary plot, especially when it's designed to be played right before the final missions).
>>124615878
Not this guy but JohnP's alternate happy ending is better in my opinion. The other version has a bunch of shitty custom voice acting
Also have you played the Citadel epilogue mod? I've been meaning to but haven't really had time
>>124615878
>ME3 isn't that terrible a game for 90% of the playtime
Lel.
> Tfw everyone irl hates me
A-am I at least cute, meg?http://m.imgur.com/a/pEipf
>>124615640
>I really don't understand the attraction to feet
me neither. it bugs me to no end that every time you enter a female celebrity name into google for whatever reason, one of the first results will be "feet".
>>124616876
>open link
>see title
>close tab
Go to bed Victoria
>>124617070
Can't, I gotta big day today
>>124616149
>JohnP's alternate happy ending is better in my opinion
I agree.
>played the Citadel epilogue mod?
It just changes a few dialogue options (most notably Joker's dialogue is spliced so that it's obvious that it takes place after the events of ME3) and some text and it's fairly seamlessly for the most part. There's a bit of dialogue that's been cut in reference to NPCs going off to fight the Reapers, but it doesn't detract much from the primary cast.
The way it's slotted into the game means that the epilogue only happens if you reach conditions at endgame where Shepard survives, so things like parts of the Citadel still being intact an so on don't take huge imaginary leaps.
>>124617251
I know most of it works pretty seamlessly. I'm mainly worried about the scene after the party with your LI talking to you outside the normandy. I feel like that was one of the best done moments in the series
>>124616876
You looks alright.
Unfortunately, you can't change bone structure with hormones. Some South Korean women shave their jaws and shit, though.
>>124617606
*you look
>>124617606
Yeah, definitely getting it once I have the money. The things I have big issues with right now are my chin and nose.
>>124617457
It's a tiny bit jarring since non-crew LIs will still walk away from the Normandy while Shep sprints to it (I suppose they don't join the crew for whatever operation they're next off to), but the dialogue for the end sequence is kept entirely intact, as far as I remember.
Is Miranda's ME3 romance plot any good? (Please no ME3 spoilers, I haven't started it yet)
>>124617719
Just don't Michael Jackson yourself.
>>124619120
As good as any of them. Take that as you will.
dead thread?
>>124621231
it happens when no one posts
>>124621365
then please post more everybody
>>124615878
>ME3 isn't that terrible a game for 90% of the playtime
Mass Effect 3's only real crime is having a retarded ending which isn't even that big of a deal because
>videogame storytelling
The rest of the game's...quality is well in-line with the first two games.
Holy fuck, just completed Mass Effect 2. That was the most epic ending i've ever seen in any fucking game, ever.Nobody died for me
>page 10
One of these days I'll just not bump any more.
Is this how it feels when you suffer from claustrophobia?
The sweetened almond milk is all right, but nothing really fancy. €2 are just too expensive for it, will test the hazelnut milk later.
>>124621441
I would have done so and with deviantart pics, but as I said, it is loading slowly for me. this pic took me like a hundred times of refreshing because it was progressing in milimeters (never mind the pic was 8mb in the original until I reformated it from png to jpg). Reminds me of my old 56k modem. it's probably the router's fault, need to get my brother on it.
>>124622238
>guaranteed replies
Why the fuck don't Bioware embrace some based horror elements with Mass Effect? They've came close but never took the plunge, there better be some run down floating ship in ME4 that is spook as fuck.
Space is seriously underrated in horror mediums.
>>124616952
>Doesn't understand foot attraction but into futa
Kek.
Fuck, MEG, I'm really jonesing for a pizza, right now. 21:56 might be a bit late, though.
>>124627060
Order one and eat it tonight and tomorrow.
>>124627060
some pizza places have opened till 22.30, good luck.
>>124626434
this
every game needs a token spooky mission and prison break mission, ME4 better have both
>>124628116
Even Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride had those!
>>124625961
>€2 are just too expensive for it
>expensive
don't you people in western yurop have a minimum wage of 1800€ or something like that?
>>124628839
something like that, but it's still a lot of money for 1 liter of "milk" that I don't even enjoy this much.
Anybody happen to have the other picture by this artist? I know there were two, I even have them saved somewhere, but I can't find it.
>>124630826
try sorting your pics by date maybe?
>>124616876
I didn't know Wayne Rooney was mtf!
>>124616952
>one of the first results will be "feet".
It's the first result. Always. Goddamn footfags.
>>124619120
>Is Miranda's ME3 romance plot any good?
About as good as Jack's. Better than Thane's and Jacob's, though.
>>124627060
>tfw playing VtM and ordering pizza at 1 am just this weekend.
>tfw pizza delivered by 1:25
Feels good man.
>>124631618
>About as good as Jack's
>>124631801
Yes ...
>>124632005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5bxf1LxAa4
TWENTY
SEVEN
SECONDS
>>124631493
Done that already. I'm finding the weirdest shit.
>>124631618
>decided to buy the pizza too late
>no one is open or delivers after 22:30
I hate living in a small town.
>>124626434
I'd love something like that.
>>124630826
A blowjob from her ought to be interesting.
>>124625961
I don't understand the fetish in the pic.
What does /meg/ think of Witcher games compaeed to the ME trilogy?
>>124633264
>Witcher
>2 mediocre (borderline unplayable) games and 1 good one
>Mass Erect
>2 excellent games and 1 decent one
Gee anon, I don't know.Hyped for Cyberpunk 2077 though, getting tired of "muh high fantasy" RPGs.
>>124632067
Sounds about right, yeah.
>>124633264
Very good games.
>>124633005
>A blowjob from her ought to be interesting.
I found the same one again, without the other one that I'm apparently imagining. Oh well.
>>124633429
>mfw this entire post
Kep'chu waitin, huh?
>>124633924
Don't mind him, he just keeps posting "guaranteed replies" shit.
>>124631618
He doesn't look like Rooney at all
>>124633264
>>124633429
ME has 1 excellent game, 1 decent and 1 piece of shit.
The Witcher has 2 great games and 1 piece of shit.
Mass Effect got me really hooked though that's why i'm still, The Witcher just got me interested ao i'll go with ME
>>124635509
>1 piece of shit
Which one?
>>124616876
Not really, you look like an effeminate metalhead in drag. I would still pound your butthole tho.
>>124635728
The Witcher 1 and ME 3
>>124636592
always the charmer
Fuck you /meg/
Seriously fuck you fags, i just had my first gay dream and i'm sure it was because of the Miri poster
>>124631618
>>tfw playing VtM and ordering pizza at 1 am just this weekend.
>>tfw pizza delivered by 1:25
>Feels good man.
sounds fun until you lose control of your life and end up horribly depressed
>>124631618
>playing VtM
excellent taste? In my MEG? Inconceivable.
>>124633264
W3 > ME3
ME2 > W2
ME1 > W1
>>124636690
Hey, I'm just being honest.
Yo family. Do you think we will get a nice tomboy waifu in Andromeda? That's all I want, I would be very happy, please make it happen.
>>124636847
Futa Miri ain't gay at all. You have nobody to blame but your perverted self.
>>124637670
I'm sure we'll get at least one ugly dyke in Andromeda, if not all the women are men with tits which I could seriously see happen.
>>124637670
Yes, but she'll be lesbian and struggling with her identity.
>>124636847
I think you're closet homo
>>124636847
GAY gay, or just futa Miranda?
>>124638107
Please no, no identity struggles in ANY companions, let alone my tomboy waifu...
>>124637891
No ugly allowed, only cute
>>124638303
>No ugly allowed, only cute
Good luck with that. Feminism 101: cute and sexy women not allowed.
Garrus fags are the worst, almost as bad as solas cancer, I'm pissed they turned my bro character into some shitty fap bait for 40 year old women
>yfw the normandy was a reaper all along
>>124638973
This actually happened. Fucking hack writers.
>>124640129
what's this picture from? i want to make sure this girl is happy, she doesn't look like she is having a very good time
>>124637156
>sounds fun until you lose control of your life and end up horribly depressed
Did you play ME3 again, anon? I'm terribly sorry.
>>124637307
>friends barely have time for P&P RPGs
>usually have to play with group at local game store
>party is always some analogy between Toreador, Tremere and Ventrue
>considered edgy if I played Bruja, Malk or Nos
>First game in 2 years that I played with my friends
>I guess I will never play that other campaign where I played as Big McLargeHuge
>>124636847
> i just had my first gay dream
You're doing it wrong. Try to think about your waifu before sleep.
>>124640887
i haven't fapped in a while and had my first sexual dream in a long time last night. unfortunately neither of my waifus were a part of it despite me falling asleep thinking about them.
>>124640465
>anime
>girl
night meg
>>124640887
>Closey eyes
>See Miranda's monster cock pointing directly into my face
>She strokes it furiously, it's so big she can't even fully reach around its girth with both of her delicate hands
>She rests her meat log on my face and spits down on me
>She grabs the back of my head with both of her genetically enhanced arms
>Her schlong starts to throb as she shoves it down my throat forcefully, nit giving me time to collect myself
>I try to get balance by grabbing onto her soft bubble butt
>She just slap my arms away and pushes me balls deep down onto her now slimy dick
>I keep struggling for hours with her anaconda violating my face
>She keeps spitting into my face between encouraging rough slaps
>I feel Miri begin to twitch inside of my throat
>She explodes a flood of semen down my throat, the pressure is so high that her thick cum shoots straight out of my nose
>She pulls out and unloads the rest all over my face as I cough and retch finally being able to breathe again
>She just wipes her elephant cock on my hair before she pulls up her incredibly tight pants and nonchalantly struts out of the room
This is what happens when I think about my waifu.
>>124641383
G'night, westy. Dream of dongs.
I have a question. just got the torrent for me2. r.g games one with all dlc. to access them, I just run the exe? do I have to do it before creating a character? should I access wnything with the cerberus network that fails to connect?
or just run the exe even after making a save file and all will be unlocked?
>>124637670
Unlikely. You're going to have to make fem-Ryder a tomboy. I really hope they have gotten their shit together and finally made a good chargen, I want to be able to change the body proportions and make a man who doesn't look like a caveman and a woman who doesn't look like a greasy haired half-troll. If they're too incompetent they should at least allow fun like the chargen in the Saint's Row games did.
>>124641383
it's very ealrly for WG to sleep at this time
>>124643281
>to access them, I just run the exe?
I think so. You don't want to connect to anything when you've got pirated content and I would install the DLC before starting a game.
>>124644606
Do you keep track of his sleeping habits? Sounds pretty stalkerish, do you have a crush on him, anon?
>>124643376
>that pic
DEGENERACY
>>124644647
is there something dlc related that I should be able to view in game at the very start, so I know they're installed? or it's missions that come up later?
>>124645609
You're going to get a fuckton of DLC mail at your personal terminal. You should also be able to wear your new armor after the tutorial.
>>124645258
Yeah, it's disgusting, her cock should be at least twice that size. Whoever drew that should be ashamed for giving her such a small pecker.
>>124644923
Yea, I'm here almost every day and he usually goes to sleep at 5-7am my local time
>>124642209
>tfw like dicks but don't like dudes
Liking dicks is suffering, /meg/.
>>124649148
I share your pain.
>>124649462
>that facial expression right when she says "for incompetence"
muh dick is diamonds
>>124647410
Maybe he's going to stop being a jobless bum?
>>124649148
Do women enjoy taking semen? Men I've been with love it, even if it's bitter. Jokes aside, in real life do women like it or is it just something they endure?
>>124650563
Some like it some don't, not all women are the same y'know, anon. I personally love it, if I wasn't afraid of diseases I would let every guy I know nut into my mouth, one after another.
>>124650167
He works at a hotel, anon. Sometimes he works nights.
