Unrequited love edition
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In this thread:
>femshep dying on the cross for ourentertainment
>cute femturs with warbling implants
>liara eternal best waifu
>the wehrmacht making first contact
>depression
Reminder that posting of "femshep" is prohibited by imperial decree. Violators will be punished with slow, merciless crucifixion with all the waifus spectating and laughing. Refreshments will be provided
liara best waifu
requesting that liara pic in the bottom right
femshep best waifu
>>124252310
go to bed kaidan
>>124252026
here you go m8
>>124252526
you appear to have posted the wrong image my friend! i appreciate the effort though
>>124252526
wow qt
ded thred
post femsheps to save it
we're gonna need more crosses
>>124253081
how can someone be so pure + cute, bros?
>3 IPs
hmmm
>>124253378
>the anti-femshep sentiment all comes from one samefag
i knew it
>>124252310
She is dead Liara. It's time to move on.
>>124253589
>still 3 IPs
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I must say, this is one of the highest quality /meg/s I've posted in so far
Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.
So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.
-KL
>>124254278
>Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.
>
>So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.
>
>-KL
what does femshep'scookingtaste like?
all memes aside default femshep is pretty ugly
Only Shepard can revive /meg/. What would her team look like?
woah the thread theme is actually okay for once
>>124256709
waifus banging that ovo that xo desu
S A M A R A
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>>124256904
rare waifu
What is her earth goodbye conversation like if you "romance" her?
>>124256984
Its blunt i'll say that much. But it's one to remember too.
>>124257106
you've got me interested now
i hope it's not as disappointing as the jack conversation
>>124257106
>>124257164
https://youtu.be/ezkEMhE2cTA?t=2m35s
kek i was not expecting megtan
>>124252310
Go to bed Traynor, She is gone.
>tfw nobody to explore the universe with
>>124251673
swampfrecklebeastfemshepcancer BTFO
>>124257453
that's a cute femshep
>>124257469
>tfw nobody to be with
ples /meg/ don't cry
>>124257810
no more tears
only vengeance
Adrian DELAWARE best shepard
Prove me wrong
>Protip: You just can't
>>124258124
what a cutie
>>124258124
cute cute CUTE!!
>>124254554
What did he mean by this?
Do you think the pathfinder will get homesick? Do you think he has a home?
>>124258263
this ugly son of a bitch is genociding super hot blue bitches and basically you're fucking stupid
seeing the sunrise in your waifu's eyes?
>>124258664
S A M A R A
Ye
>>124258664
i-if you insist
>looking for that qt liara pic
>find this
>>124258886
I'm more appalled that he signed it than by the lack of quality.
>>124258664
Why is she staring at the sun?
>>124258886
>>124258886
nice
>>124258980
because she wanted to quietly sit with you at the top of your favorite hill and watch the sunrise early in the morning together while everybody else is still asleep
i found this as well, looks like a photoshop edit, was also 35 mb before I converted it to jpg
prefer the original
what non-sexual things would you do with your waifu at night?
>>124259604Hold her tight so that I can be lulled to sleep by her rhythmic breathing
>sitting alone in your cold and dark room in your old age and staring at the only picture you have of your long deceased waifu for hours on end
>>124260110
>his waifu won't outlive him by 9 lifetimes
>he won't be near-immortalized in her memories
lmfao
>>124260218
>your waifu getting shot and dying alone, slowly, and far away from you early into her 9 lifetime-long lifetime
>retiring from the systems alliance because of the emotional trauma
>becoming a recluse and living in a cramped studio apartment on a backwater planet because it's all you can afford on your alliance pension
>hugging your pillow at night to keep warm and pretend it's your waifu while trying not to cry
>>124260663
>>retiring from the systems alliance because of the emotional trauma
nah pic related senpaidesu i like reading sadfics and stuff like this, must be a bit of a masochist
>>124260782
>knowing that the only place your waifu lives on is in your memory
>not killing yourself because that would mean she would be gone from the world forever
>wondering what her last moments were like and wanting to kill yourself anyways because of the horrible image in your mind
>staying alive and living with the pain as punishment for the guilt you feel at not having been there for her during her death
>anderson raising his hand to knock on your door despite you turning him away the last handful of times he tried to talk to you, but stopping, sighing, and walking away at the last moment
>>124261361
What if you both promised eachother to keep going if the other didn't survive?
>>124261464
>making a promise with your waifu to keep going if one of you dies
>your waifu dying far, far earlier than either of you could ever have expected
>terrified at the prospect of living the next 60 years of your life alone and without her
>struggling more and more to keep your promise as the years go by
>your closest friends from the Normandy trying to help you but slowly giving up and falling out of contact one by one because of your distant behavior, the most faithful leaving last
>cold, poor, and alone, the only things you have left in life to hold on to are the memories you created with your waifu and the promise you made with her
>>124262028
i need to go lay down
>>124262215
enjoy your sad thoughts, friend
everything will be better when you wake up... right?
>>124262376
I've been having this cycle repeat for several months now. I think I'm learning to cope
>>124262624
I used to be exactly like you anon, I haven't really done it in a long time though. I think it's a side-effect of depression. Hope you're feeling better some time.
>Play fallout 4
>Go to the combat zone
>Oh i guess this person is supposed to be foll-
OH FUCK SHE'S SPREADING
SOON ALL WILL BEfemtur
>>124263394
You cant even feed her to a deathclaw either
>>124262889
Thanks anoneddrf?
>>124263598
>eddrf?
Nope, just another anon, I'm pretty new to this general too. Although oddly enough it does seem like I have a couple things in common with him.
>>124255907
like rotten fish
>>124255907
turian tears
(poisonous)
>>124258124
>>124259604playing cards
>>124258124
>>124265939
>>124266329as if in support to his statement, his well-trained buttocks vibrated in unison
Is a femtur or deathclaw more dangerous to soft unprotected human flesh?
>>124258124
TOTALLY STRAIGHT!
NO FAG-O-SEXUALS ALLOWED!
>>124268139
damn it, final line reminded me that he's no longer working on Courier
>>124268267
eddrf said there could be an epilogue he'd work on. I'd love to have that or some word from him about it.
http://orig04.deviantart.net/42a4/f/2015/338/b/4/limizphia_d_ysequa_by_rastifan-d9iyv8m.jpg
Meet Limizphia D'ysequa. Probably the most successful consort in the history of Asari whoring.
Limizphia was the first consort to explore the concept of human bondage and submission. Not
that she was the only one. Her Asari colleagues also scrutinized this notion which apparently was
all about "giving the humans a lesson".
But lacking Limizphia's grasp, they kept reading history and math books to their confused human
customers while Limizphia was happily whipping away on her's, telling them what they was worth,
or as it sometimes were, what they wasn't.
Limizphia even got a human anus implant when she was given to know that this was the preferred
entrance for human males who wanted to "teach her a lesson". She had made more credit on that
than anything else.
Limizphia couldn't help marvel at how wondrously complicated humans were in their apparent simplicity.
She also found that having a name that was hard to pronounce made her more erotic to them.
>>124252310
>>124252510
Best couple desqu
>>124269256
Why are the nipples so high
The right one seems just
Ugh
Hello
>>124268267
I'm sorry anon.
>>124268763
I was working on it, was about 3k words in on it, then I had intense computer issues and mistakenly made a factory reset, I had most of my work backed up but the epilogue was among the casualties.
I really had fun making courier but in the end as I grew as a writer I realized I had made a multitude of mistakes. I made the relationship go too fast, I didn't spend enough time fleshing out the characters. And lastly it really was a product of my psyche at that time, I was depressed and had quite a number of troubling thoughts involving suicide. This kind of shallow lovey dovey cuddle fest was a bit of an escape into a place where there was adventure and sexy alien chicks.
But as I began to recover I realized that the whole thing could have been infinitely better if I waited a bit for Ril and Fred to become romantically entangled. There were hints of this new development, the story arc on omega was supposed to be longer and more fleshed out than before. But about that time I was losing interest in long fics set in mass effect. If I was to write a long piece then I wanted to create a universe of my own, catering to what I want in a Sci-fi universe. Augmentation, biotech modification, seedy lairs of scum and villainy and towering skyscrapers gleaming in the morning sun. Desolate colonies on strange worlds.
ME has all those things, but not in the way I like them, and at some point you'll have to stop bending and stretching an established universe to suit your throbbing writing boner. Instead you must create your own universe that fits you perfectly.
I'll still write the epilogue, I owe my fans that much. It might not be done this year, but it will be done.
>>124269256
since the anus she was born with was too different for humans that it necessitated replacement, that begs the question. What are asari buttholes like?
>>124270723
That's a good point.
The more I look at them the more I'm surprised the artist didn't notice.
>>124271016
Morning eddy, thank you for explaining about Courier and your ME fics generally, and it's wonderful to know the epilogue is still coming. Hope your other writing is going well also.
>>124271662
Thanks anon.
http://ksikevinsi.deviantart.com/art/ME3-Jack-Dance-By-Ksikevinsi-552331569
>>124252026
>>124271016
Asari dont poop desu
>>124277279
B A S E D
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>>124277891
liara only poops when she's in the presence of her waifu femshep, and only then it's involuntary
>>124259604
Stargaze whileholding hands.
>>124273467
Jack's hair grew fast in a year
>>124280292
Half a year.
hi meg
>>124251673
good OPthe theme is not to my tastes though
>>124259604
listening to music I guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwbmXRhg3cY
>>124271016
>asari butthole.
>>124283050
is that a chameleon's eye?
>>124283143handegg inflation valve
>>124283332
>>124283486
what?
>>124251673
Previous thread >>123896068
>>124283050
That's probably the least erotic orifice I could imagine.
>>124251673
>cute femturs with warbling implants
>tfw you're qt femquar waifu confesses that she's supplementing her income by doing freelance warble implant work.
>She brings up an elaborate microphone and asks for help eliciting a genuine l*wd warble.
>two weeks later you and her go out to a fancy restaurant, paid for with the bonus she got.
>>124284768
Samara looks like she's utterly fed up with kasumi's antics. I'd be too, not a fan of the mischievous rouge archetype.sera
>>124283486
There is a guyor girlsomewhere who is getting awfully horny knowing their friends disapprove of their fetishes.
A waifu walking around in the compression clothing she wears underneath her armour?
>>124285165
>rouge
>>124285502
Rogue then?
>>124285301
Oh baby.
Rate muh waifu in the new suit
>>124285869
Hideous
>>124285597
>Rogue then?
Yup. 'Rouge' is also French for red.
>>124285869
Y'know, I've never used Tali outside of the Moon and biotic terrorist missions where I wanted her tech abilities.
I had a hilarious screenshot where Shepard told Adams that he didn't actually want her there, that Udina forced him to take her in, but I lost it when I got new harddrives.
>>124285301
>We wanted the game to be more sexy, but we also didn't want it to make any fucking sense, so here's a supposed biotic warrior who has massive cleavage, severely exposing her heart and lungs while also wearing combat heels.
I hope Andromeda has views like this.
Planets and moons you can land on with massive ridges, mountains and valleys that go on forever beyond the horizon.
>>124283541
I was jesting.
>>124285301
this stuff is so fucking sexy.
>>124285869
somewhere in the negatives/10
>>124287712
Faggot
>>124287806
For making a joke? That's prettyGermanof you...
>>124287631
I hope so too, I really like just exploring planets.AWG?
>>124289068Yes.
>>124288953
No, that's a different anon WG.
>>124289112Tjena.
>>124288953
I'm not the talicancer
![Batman TAS 01E15 - The Cat and the Claw (Part I).mkv_snapshot_06.50_[2015.11.27_20.01.19].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fKoDhoE.jpg "Batman TAS 01E15 - The Cat and the Claw (Part I).mkv_snapshot_06.50_[2015.11.27_20.01.19].jpg")
>>124289187
>>124289227
I am confused now
>>124289220Hejsan.
>>124289691
What's up?
I've got to say it's a shame they abandoned the cobbled together look of the quarians, I really liked Tali's look with the cybernetic arm and the mismatched suit sleeve.
>>124289582
>dem eyes.
>>124290109
I'm fine. I had dinner half an hour ago, and now I'm going to make some coffee while I eat some cookies, including Göteborgs chokladwaffers and Ballerina-kex.
>it's a shame they abandoned the cobbled together look of the quarians
>the cybernetic arm and the mismatched suit sleeve
Indeed. It made it look like they've really lived in space for three centuries, and now have to make due with recycled materials and scrap other people don't use.
It would also make her a bit more interesting, having not only a cybernetic arm, but one that looks like a piece of a geth.
>>124289691
Ash = Tali > Liara
>>124289068
What's AWG?
>>124289691
>>124291442
the pastebin must have vanished again...
>>124291442
he's a tripfriendwho I haven't seen in longtime
>>124292046
What rank is he?
>>124291587
I still don't understand why you'd draw a melting baby.
>>124292046
Still lurkin'.
>>124292164
Rank?
>>124291587
well done
>>124292164
rank? like major/corporal/colonel ?
can somebody help me get out of bed please
>>124292741
Yeah something like that
>Miri is more plot relevant
>Ash is a companion in ME3
appearance preferences aside, who's the better waifu?
Looks like the SMG in Mass Effect.
>>124292771
I always get out of bed not because I want to, but because of "oh, would you look at that it's 16.00". When I don't have work.
>>124293062
Barely recruit.
>>124289582
That's whybi don't reply to 6184718642 posters with one post
>>124294289
>6184718642 posters
>it was three posts
>>124281853
>not listening to r&b while relaxing with your waifu
>>124283779
Sorry, I always forget about that
>>124263743
I guess it's because you're spontaneously writing mini-fics.Definitely not complaining
>being the pathfinder
>having a wiffle on earth
>knowing you will never see her again for the rest of your life when you leave for the andromeda galaxy
>knowing the pain she feels too at the fact that she will never see you again
>pulling out of the spacedock and wishing you could turn your rocketship around and go home
>not being sure if you will find a new home in your new galaxy, and not wanting to anyways
>flying away with tears in your eyes, wanting to just go home to your waifu
>>124295609
>I guess it's because you're spontaneously writing mini-fics.
>posted at the same exact time i did exactly that
Are you a wizard anon?
>>124295847
Yes. Don't tell anyone
Also why wouldn't they have you bring the waifu along for reproductive purposes?
>>124291703
pastebins are for busters
>>124294574
Are you retarded?
WG usually replies to a lot of people with one post
>>124296161
put your trip back on
>>124296161
Sure, but not in that specific one.
>>124292564
it's probably someone's fetish
>>124292771
eat less
>>124293308
game looks sleek as fuck
>>124295609
>listening to r&b
>ever
>>124295676
>being the pathfinder
>having a proper background
haha yeah right
>>124296753
What's wrong with r&b?
>>124296285
Thats not WG. His posts have a certain... quality to them
>>124296931
>What's wrong with r&b?
I don't like it
>>124297128
Your opinion is wrong
>>124297128
I don't like YOU anon
This is somehow Mass Effect, according to Deviant Art.
>>124297938
That was pretty rude anon
>>124298106
Why does this exist
>>124293142
>Miri is more plot relevant
What? When was this?
>>124290694
Indeed.
>>124290694
>Göteborgs chokladwaffers
Min neger.
I've bought way too much candy and chips, but it's friday so eh, decadence ahoy! Bring on the grapes!
>>124291442
He's a tripvän
who used to frequent /meg/ looks like he has shed his trip though.
>>124295676
>not bringing waifu.
>>124298106
I'm all for tits, but two pairs are a little excessive no? And those aren't even ME guns!
>>124296002
>being the pathfinders waifu
>knowing the love of your life is leaving on an important mission and you will never see him again
>futilely applying to join the crew to go with him even though you both know that you will never be accepted due to your lack of security clearance and important scientific or military background and they can't justify wasting a spot on the extremely small crew of specialists just for you
>>124298106
Or, related to, rather.
>>124298631
Oh, that makes more sense I suppose
>>124298310
You're right, I'm sorry
>ViolaNarRayya
It gets worse and worse
Anyone else having problems with deviantart?
It loads slow as fuck for me since yesterday.
>>124297227
>>124297938
You will see the truth one day. And then you will think of me.
>>124298106
The words "mass" and "effective" were in the description
>>124298361
>decadence ahoy! Bring on the grapes!
Yes!
>>124298953
Sorry, no sluts allowed.
>>124299563
forgot pic because it was still loading at 6,9 kb/sec...
>>124299943
She should really consider breast reduction surgery. Her spine looks to be in bad shape
>>124296745
He still replies to 3 of them you moron, it still can get confusing.
Is anyone else's Google Chrome being a piece of shit? I can't tell it to repeat .webms, and for some fuckin' reason the 'save as' button is below the 'open in new tab'.
>>124301118
>moron
Are you who called Western a mean name without indicating which of the 3 replies it was meant for? Why are you so angry?
>>124301829
Yes it is.
>>124299563
>>124299943
>sluts not allowed
>barefoot asari with soles turned up
>>124265248
Oh, it's already been posted. The mask looks like a turian.
>>124303150
Hey, if you wanted bare feet you only had to ask, anon.
>>124303409
Shit, forgot to spoiler it. Don't want people to have a heart attack.
>they didn't help the geth exterminate the quarians
>>124302036
>you insulted me that means you're mad
Not mad at all but you can't understand a single line of thought
>>124303932
That guy's not me.
>>124303681
>help the geth
>pick destroy
>>124303932
Here's your reply kiddo.
>>124303409
Nice feet, but her ass is even more gorgeous.
>>124304921
Yeah, it's one fat, gorgeous ass.
>>124303409
Elizabeth isoverrated
>>124305269
Elizabeth ishot.
>>124305440
No, she'smediocre
Miranda blowjobbing.
>LankyRelievedGoldenmantledgroundsquirrel
femshep > liz 2bh
>>124305525
No, she'sattractive.
>>124303681
>they cured the krogan
you can't make this shit up
>>124305769
I agree,but not in the pictures you posted, she looks like a cow
>>124305654
Everyone > femshep
>>124305882
Yes anon, we all want to be with her, but sadly we can't.
>renegade femshep/garrus
>>124305842
No, you look like a cow, anon. A bit, fat milk cow.
Meg, why didn't you tell me I'm a goddamn nazi? One time an anon tried to make a list and just because I wasn't in agreement with it, I sperged out and made a list just so I could "correct" him. I'm, of course, referring to the skirt list. Please, feel free to shoot me, next time my OCD is triggered and I overreact like that.
>>124280292
>Jack's hair grew fast in a year
>>124281684
>Half a year.
I read somewhere once that hair growth and nail growth is related to your metabolism. Jacob and Jack are reported to have a very advanced metabolism, so nail/hair growth would be tied to that. Maybe Mass Effect fields would explain Jack's abnormal hair growth rate.
>>124284768
I don't know about you, but I do like where Samara has her hands on Kasumi.
>>124306149
But anon, I'm a fit and handsome lad
>>124306226
>Jack's abnormal hair growth rate
imagine her hairy jungle down there
>>124306865
I'm sure she shaves it anon
>>124306226
Please shut up with the 'muh advanced biotic metabolism'. It wouldn't make the hair grow that fast. It would just increase the necessary food intake, that's all.
Like I've said before, biotics have 'a higher metabolism' because they expend a lot of energy creating mass effect fields. To compensate, they need to eat more. That's it.
It's literally in the codex.
>>124299943
Her poor spine. imagine the backaches she gets from those tremendous bonkers.
>>124306226
Don't worry OCD, lists are always appreciated no matter the reason.
Besides I only have an old german airgun, killing you with it would be a very long and boring affair.
>>124306865
Maybe she had laser treatment to remove the hair-follicles.Or she braids the hair into long cords of hair, putting one braid in each pants leg.
>yfw there is a trans companion in andromeda
It's the next logical step after DAI, I hope you guys are ready for SJW paradise
>>124306226
>Meg, why didn't you tell me I'm a goddamn nazi? One time an anon tried to make a list and just because I wasn't in agreement with it, I sperged out and made a list just so I could "correct" him. I'm, of course, referring to the skirt list. Please, feel free to shoot me, next time my OCD is triggered and I overreact like that.
OCD, what the fuck are you on about? Why do you keeping think about things everyone else have dropped?
I also liked his list better.
>>124304164
>>124304317
Well, fuck you both
>>124307057
>Or she braids the hair into long cords of hair, putting one braid in each pants leg.
That's disgusting, what the fuck eddrf
>>124306226
What is your opinion on crucifying f*Mshep?
>>124307174
Calm down, broski, and grab a brewski.
>>124307352
>a brewski.
canadian ?
>>124307208
We've talked about batarian jizz that is foam, we've talked about the aspects of gigantic asari dicks and the juice which they produce. And many other things, why would you react on this in particular?
>>124307436
Pubic hair is icky, Eddy. You've got to laser your entire body.
>>124307576
Bah. A little bodyhair has never bothered me, granted pubic braids is taking it quite too far, but I don't mind bodyhair at all.
>>124307208
of so many disgusting things created and discussed about here, hairy coochie is something harmless
>>124307436
You seem just as fascinated by the idea that asari have giant dicks (they do NOT) as WG eddrf
>>124306865
Trust me, anon. I already have.
>>124306957
Wow. Rude.
>>124307057
I am a glutton for punishment.
>>124307104
>Why do you keeping think about things everyone else have dropped?
It was pointed out to me by someone else. Also, what about that one thing that happened 8 years ago that still haunts my nights with regret?
>>124307278
Uh, it coincides with my opinion on crucifying Diana Allers. Next question, please.
>>124307713
What is your opinion on crucifying Allers? I know about shooting her out of an airlock but not crucifixion
>>124307352
Are you fucking kidding me?
Reddit is that way
>>124307710
Nah, they're just fun to write. Just like how I like writing Adrian Delaware Shepard. It's fun.
>>124307713
>crucifying Diana Allers
Oh baby jingo!Let's hope she doesn't come back three days later..
>>124307846
/meg/ is not for drama, don't be like that.
>>124307831
best way dealing with allers
>>124307846
Eat a cookie, faggot, your bloodsugar's plummeted.
go to bed australians
>>124308359
>Australian shitposting
Fucking figures.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1qN6gLbUMw
your waifu falling for a guy like this
>>124308979
As long as he up-rights is dialog the waifus will fall on his dick like gravity.
>>124309126
>the waifus will fall on his dick like gravity
sounds like rape
>>124308246
>Hahaha you mad bro XDDDD
Yeah, go suck some dick, nigger
>>124309181
Femshep raped Vega, so probably.
>>124309264
No, I actually think you might have low bloodsugar. There is no reason why you would be this angry.
>>124307831
>What is your opinion on crucifying Allers?
Yes.
>>124307952
I'm sure that won't come back and bite us in the ass.
>trying to use geth smg and disciple shotgun for achievements
they fucking blow, what do?
shiala dressing up as the grinch?
>>124309939
why?
>>124310454
she's green + it's christmas
>>124298953
dem hips tho
A waifu wearing a leather skirt?
>>124311307
Question is, is it a skater skirt or a pencil skirt?
Is she wearing a tight-fitting top, or a blouse?
hi
>>124311654
hello friend
waifus in nightgowns!
an asian femshep?
>>124311923
Does she have nice muscular arms, strong, thick legs and ass, and a sexy back?
>>124303618
y-you sluuuuut!
>>124303681
>>124304206
best decision out of the bunch
>>124305626
haha oh wow
>>124307065
>just one trans companion
what about inclusion and fair representation? there should be hundreds of trans companions!
check your privilege, shitlord!
>>124307436
you have to draw the line somewhere.
>>124311923
>>124312080
who cares as long as she fits on a cross
>>124312080
she would be muscular and strong but still lithe
>>124312223
>woman in the special forces
>lithe
Nope. Out the airlock she goes.
>>124312363
crucified f*msheps being launched out of an airlock?
>>124312448
yes, launched right into my waiting arms where i can save them
>>124312516
good you both can enjoy the vacuum of space together
>Not thinking control is the best ending
Come on now
>>124312597
that's fine, i'll die holding my waifu in my arms
>>124309921
Both weapons only work if you have them on a high level.
Also the Geth SMG only works with AP rounds, try using it with the Geth Engineer, it works better with weapon bonus
>>124312223
More like this.
>>124312767
watch Transcendence and imagine the bad end.
>>124313448
what's wrong with her bellybutton? looks like somebody tried to put their dick in it
>>124313508
somebody tried to put their dick in it
>>124313448
And this.
>>124313508
I know i would
>>124313636
How is that the same person? She's not even asian in the second picture.
>>124313636
If only femshep looked like this...
>>124313636
And this.
>tfw no buff waifu, only toothpicks
>I'M A STRONK WOMAN SHEP XD
>I CAN HANDLE RECOIL XD
>>124313820
chronic smokers don't tend to look like that
>>124313720
She was never Asian, to begin with, anon.
