Woof edition.
Old thread: >>123859695
>Crews
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name in the thread.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_community (PS4)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>Patch notes
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/212174298--10-20-15-GTAV-Title-Update-1-30-Notes-PS4-Xbox-One-PC-
>Thread archive
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/
>Brady Games Guide for GTAV
http://mediafire.com/download/f7ymmhia55ybhy9/GTA+Brady+guide.pdf
>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
http://pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4
>Map of GTA V with collectibles and stuff marked
http://gta-5-map.com/
>Modding for single player GTA V
You should completely remove the mod files before you play online. People have been banned for modding SP before. You have been warned.
https://www.gta5-mods.com/
>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide
>GTA San Andreas MP mod info
http://pastebin.com/5yp4brcD
I willspookthe general back to life.
Post characters, please.
>>124254583
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink.
>>124255371
>You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink.
Well guess what, Ray, I'm the fucking water and I'll be goddamned if that horse doesn't drink me.
>Blater keeping /gtag/ alive.
Everyone will be thankful when a new update comes.
Someone keep it up till I wake up tomorrow
Worthless NEETs ruined this general.
>>124258685
>>124259630
No, you did.
>>124262558
No, worthless NEETs did.
The word filter saved this general, desu senpai.
>>124262592
You're the only one posting endless off-topic shitposts.
>>124263838
keked XDD!!!!
i kinda wish you could chop off the roof on the voodoo
Anyone else online?
i heard gta online is riddled with hackers and unplayable.
confirm or deny
>>124268574
true, but sometime playable
>>124268650
I went away for fallout, finally got out of my damn cave. Is gtag truly dead?I'll miss you
we dead?
>>124253528
Kek Thank god i left this general a year ago. If it was dead a year ago god fucking dammit now its dead, rotten and smells like shit. Just end this guys. This is getting sad.It hurts
>>124270740
then why the fuck did you come back cunt
>>124272571
To see how things were going. You gotta admit this shit is sad
>>124272731
do not listen to this man, go about your business my underlings shitpost for the approval of your lord derrickmint
>>124272972
>gtag actually behaves like this
No wonder this shit is dead. See ya when gta6 comes out gtag!! hopefully pccuks wont ruin this general again.
I'm trying to make space on my hard drive so I can swap it for a 128GB. Hmm.
Dead general.
I actually misspixlefoxthere, I said it
Anyone here played the LSPDFR Police Mod for GTA5? Is it any good? It uses the Rage plugin hook, which doesn't work on pirated copies, otherwise I'd try it out myself. At least as far as I know, since it refused to work for me on version 1.0.350.2 of the game. It might work on the v1.0.505.2 that I'm downloading, but I won't hold my breath. I don't suppose it would be worth buying GTA5 (along with its apparently unplayable online mode) just to play a single mod, would it? Playing as a police officer sounds like a lot of fun, and some of the previews for the upcoming version of the mod do look pretty cool...
>>124274437
>the new 'hand on holster' animation that we've added in LSPDFR 0.3
>the player's body isn't rigidly locked, meaning that character body movement is actually properly synchronized with player movement. This also acts as a really cool way to draw your weapon, as the transition from holding at the holster to aiming down the sights is seamless.
hnnnngh
>bought it on amazon since had $40 in gift cards
>used key on rockstar site
>errors errors errors errors
I don't get why rockstar(or steam) doesn't allow me to add my code to my account and download it that way. this amazon shit is slow as fuck.
>>124276157
I think you can download it from rockstar's servers if you register the key on the social club
>>124276157
you'll have to register your cdkey to your rockstar account anyways? what are you doing?
haha REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE hahaha REEEE
![1449231194166[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/AHQq66F.png "1449231194166[1].png")
>>124274109
Who is it supposed to be?
>>124277305
>>124278324
I did. their servers keep giving errors. I tried for 2 hours straight before giving up. found a few comments saying to make a second admin account or some shit to fix it, but I'm not jumping through hoops for a game I bought.
rockstar needs to fix their damn updating servers.
KA KOW-KOW
>tfw waiting for install to finish
Nice emblem you fucking losers.
>we r leejun le /r/4chan upboat
Go be a racist autist somewhere else.
What's the best way to earn in game cash online without paying my beloved Sheckels for them?
>>124290891
>>124291537
whats the problem with reddit? if you simply stop being autistic and grow up, maybe you'll get laid one day
so is rockstar ever gonna do anything about the stock faction's inability to negotiate small bumps or are they content with only the lowrider version being drivable
>>124263227
I think the funniest thing about the filter was when it was first implemented and every faggot who talked like that started complaining about people spamming 'desu', 'senpai' and 'baka' without realizing that it was their own kind doing it. They finally started to see that's what they sounded like all the time.
r8 my stack
>>124298832
It's good
>>124298832
>two tornadoes
>they're both soft tops
Why?
So what's the deal? I haven't played in a few months.
so can anyone here actually play gta on pc? Or should I just stick to consoles where I can actually play?
>>124303557
You should just fuck off back to /v/ with your console war baiting bullshit.
>>124303557
I've rarely had problems playing it besides actually wanting to play it.
>>124303557
PC and last gen consoles are full of hackers
>>124305798
>>124302031
12000 sell value
>>124307873
>>124305798
Can a Playbox crash from to many clones being spawned?
>>124308247
Only the gang ones.
>>124308370
they are all gang ones
>>124308957
So why did you waste money respraying them?
>>124309025
I didn't. they come in purple yellow and green
>>124309482
Okay, enjoy your pocket change.
>>124295864
Spoken like a true redditard fedorite
>every time I check the thread it's on page 9
What happened?
>>124311435
The memers finally got bored of circlejerking here and moved somewhere else.
Can you customize big rigs? I'm considering using one as my primary ride for lels
>>124312006
>for lels
Reddit pls
Any console peasants lurking? What aim sensitivity/camera movement sensitivity do you guys use?
>>124312506
Near max/Max on Dino Gen. With aiming (excluding Snipers) there's no perfect balance, it's either too slow or too fast.
>>124312731
Thanks anon, I'll give that a try
Maybe I can finally git gud
Some random hacker is spawning cash for everyone. This guy will probably be banned within the next few minutes at this rate
>>124313764
Fake Ivan, pls. They are more likely to ban those that receive money than drop it, now. I would be worried if I were you.
You may only quote this post if you are a better player than me
Not so fast, literally all of you
>>124313764
More like you will for picking it up
>>124313971
>>124313985
Well it spawns on top of me so I guess I'm fucked
>>124313978
>selecting deathmatches with player owned weapons on maps you are good at and only starting if you know everyone else is bad from the player list before, if one is alright, you back out
ayylmao
>>124314172
Get in a vehicle m8, bags will just slide off and you won't collect it.
>>124314172
Ignore them, newfeg. At most you will get all pick up money removed
I suggest you to buy expensive houses and cars, they don't get removed
>>124314235
>implying implications
>no one can be good in a legal way
anyone know where to find the Gta 5 setup tool?
>>124314372
That's what i thought. I'm kind of sick of the pickup sound so I'm just riding out the storm in a car
>>124313978
NIGGER
Have you destroyed an armored kuruma today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9t3B6DHe6k
anyone beat this?
>>124314934
What are you suggesting?
>>124315009
>hating kuruma users
>hating a car that is super under-powered, you can't even drop bombs out of them and you can only shoot in some angles
>somehow using sticking bombs is accepted but driving a slow car is not
fucking memer
>>124313978
Could you at least change up what you say when you post that so you don't just look like a bot?
>>124315293
>actually defending easy mode
I thought we didn't allow casuals
>>124315662
But I'm saying Kuruma is not easy mode
Easy mode are super cars and using the DLC rocket launcher
So this shit its really dead? i tought that maybe i was on slow hours but man. Its slow all the time. RIP in Piece /gtag/.Let go you sad fucks
>>124315124
Oh hey sorry man didn't know you were actually black bro, sorry man I'm not racist, I have a black friend you know man
>>124315870
It became a toxic environment full of microaggressive cis gender bullies.
>>124315293
>>>/ign crew/
>>>/reddit crew/
>>124316121
I don't play with crews, I join a lobby and kill everyone who isn't in passive mode
I think I can probably kill all fags from gtag by myself
>>124316236
You would fit right into IGN
Goz come back
>>124316236
I do this and am still in GTAG. A lot of us have become first blood shitters.
Is GTA V the best open world game ever made and are Rockstar the most consistent developers of all time?
>>124316030
>literal cancer
Good to have confirmation
>>124314596
No one?
>>124316459
Post your KDR, I bet you aren't even a proper shitter
Time for memes & comfy.
>>124315768
>but i can only shoot at certain angles!!!
Fuck off dude. Kuruma is easy mode.
>>124316478
Yesas long as you don't touch the online.
>>124316581
>Kuruma vs any super car or an Insurgent
Kuruma loses
>Kuruma vs helicopters or jets
Kuruma loses
>Kuruma vs people on the ground with rocket launchers
Kuruma loses
>>124316728
But that's the thing all of those use explosives, the only way I can remove you from that goddamn armored box is by paying 6k.
>>124316834
>caring about money
>thinking the Kuruma is op
Are you rank 20? Serious question
>>124316952
>guize kuruma isn't overpowered
>but here's some reasons why it is
>lel caring abotu money just pay it every time I call in one of my 40 armoured kurumas and end up in bad sport eventually because your a baddie who has to use explosives. just get good like me
>>124316537
>>124316952
No I'm rank 130, it's just a couple hours of fighting T20s removes a huge chunk from your bank account.
Btw /gtag? is opiate still a fucking annoying faggot? I saw it pop on the general andIm dead curious
>>124317065
I bet you have never been in bad sport sessions
Stop crying
>>124317076
I expected less to be honest, it's not that bad if it's your first character
>>124317093
Learn how to kill people in Kurumas without blowing them up then
>>124317219
He's never not been an annoying faggot.
>>124316728
Kuruma never loses against other people on the ground unless you're fucking braindead
Also those other vehicles aren't a good point of reference. Just because a jet would most likely win against a Kuruma doesn't mean the Kuruma isn't easy mode
>>124317268
I bet you've had this game since after heists came out.
>>124285048widely
>>124317369
If the Kuruma is easy mode then lot of cars are, not only kurumas
You must be braindead to get killed by a kuruma user
>>124317423
Not really, +75% of my playtime was before the heists DLC
>>124317268
They removed what little hitbox that thing had and the ability to remove the doors with the heavy shotgun.
>>124317575
>+75% of my playtime was before the heists DLC
And yet you defend the shittermobile. Nah, nice lie.
>>124309961
I sell them between pac standard runs
>>124317731
I'm just saying it's quite easy to kill kuruma users, they tend to be bad players
It's way harder to kill people on jets and super cars with no back window
>>124317286
Oh i see...i see new faces here tooits like visiting my home town for the first time in years. everything is so diferent now.
>>124317841
Mind sharing these super secret methods for killing kuruma drivers without using explosives that somehow nobody else has thought of?Don't worry, I can wait.
Christmas update when?
>>124317865
If you didn't know that nugblaze has always been an annoying piece of shit then I don't think you've been here long enough to start getting nostalgic.
>>124318017
There's a tiny tiny little window below the actual open window of the kuruma where bullets can get in.
Don't ask me where R* made it smaller after people found the original one.
>>124317575
>blow up jet
>you're good
>blow up kuruma
>lolol -$10k
Crew session tonight?
>>124318232
No, there isn't anymore. Thanks for confirming you haven't played this game in forever or just haven't left your armoured hugbox in forever.
>>124318247
>caring about money when you probably play on pc, ergo a hackers infested shithole
ok
>>124318017
Aim to the head
Is there a reason R* doesn't allow a bunch of race classes to be used outside of player made races? In IV all classes were available all the time.
>vans
>utility
>service
>emergency
>industrial
None can be selected for most tracks. I'm aware most pubbies only touch superdupers on 0 traffic maps but people in race crews like to mix it up.
And I know R* is aware they are locked because they make retarded class choices for new cars knowing putting it in the proper class would prevent its use
>Moonbeam
>Chevy Astro Van
>muscle car
>>124318364
No there still is it's just impossible to shoot into now.
>>124318161
I remembered that but never paid attentionbeen here since before gta5 was confirmed btw
>>124318046
On Launch it was active for like a week or so, content available until early Jan.
Last time it was active for like 2 days barely. content available was shorter.
Now it'll be active for half-an-hour at 11pm on Christmas Day, content available will be active until midnight, you'll never get to use them again afterwards.
>>124315009
>he drives a motorcycle
>he thought lost and damned wasn't garbage
>he feels disdain for japanese sports bikes because they outperform his piece of shit bike
>he belongs to an online MC aka Mansex Club
>>124318461
Racing has always had a ton of fucked options. I'd pay money for a racing DLC that could fix all the issues there are
>put Moonbeam in muscle
>it's a slow as fuck van that can't compete so no one uses it anyway
>>124318487
Welcome back, I guess. The place is still shit.
>>124318457
>hackers infested shithole
Wow PC version sounds like trash
>>124318710its worse
>>124319079
Stop posting spoilers you namefag attention whore
goddammit, kys mate
>>124319242
Dirty, dumb phone posting scum
>>124319242Make meBut now now seriously this place has seen its better days. I'll leave now m8 take it easy andhave FUNSee you in 5 years
>>124319318
I'm on my computer
>>124319582Thenwhy thefuckdo you care?
>>124318686
>>124318461
>Race DLC
Yes please. Here's what it needs
>allow all classes to be chosen for all tracks where you can currently choose all of the current classes
>allow host to lock one vehicle choice for any track
>remove Sanchez from off road races
>create a new "Classics" class for uncompetitive older cars in the muscle and sports classics class eg: Slamvan, Mañana, Rat Loader
>reclass certain misclassed vehicles such as the Blista Compact, Moonbeam and Futo
>make the spoiler on the Adder work
>allow filtering of unverified content such as SIKK JUMPS and WOW WALLRIDE
>allow filtering certain race classes. May not be possible since you could just change it when people join
Anything else you guys wanna add?
>>124319678
He's namefagging and posting spoilers in literally all his posts
I can't stand attention whores
>>124319779Ok then
>>124319779
>My personal problems are everyone's problem
>kysNo u
>>124316236
Fuck you retard
>>124320157
Give me your username
I'll kill you until you love me, punk ass white boy
Will someone be my friend?
>>124320809
Maybe
>>124320809
Only if you have a higher KDR than me, ergo no
Friendly reminder that Blater ruined this general.
>>124320809
I can be your friendi dont play gta anymore though
>>124320940
omg your so cool can i succ ur dick
>>124320809
KILL
YOUR
SELF
>>124320596
Coffee Cupp
I'm gangsta motherfucker!
>When your ride is so dirt nasty low you scrape the bumper going down hills
>>124322809
>drag radial
>on a lowrider
Come on, anon. The one time it would be appropriate to have something gaudy like white walls and you fail at even that.
>>124323002
What? How do you change your tires to another design?
I clicked custom and that's what it gave me.
Post secondary characters you probably won't use.
I didn't know someone was posting with spoilers.
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Been using this custom css ever since that day everything was spoilered on /v/
>>124319694
Hey instead of shitting up the thread with stupid memes you discuss stupid ideas instead you fucking faggots
>>124323375
Whitewalls are the custom tires for lowrider wheels.
>>124259630
and posting unfunny memes that are worse than anything you'll find on reddit is better how? why can't both groups just kill each other already.
>DOING MISSIONS WITH PROTEINFOLDER
>>124332898
With who?
>>124333198
Good. You do not want to play with this man. He will masturbate in your car no matter how low it rides.
Need 1 more for humane finale 30% cut message -Horris- for invite
>>124334372
full up
horris i had to restart gta gimme a couple mins
Restart
>>124305798
This image isn't even accurate. The XO has both the worst framerate and resolution of the three.
>>124313764
>J*
>Doing anything to combat hacking
lmoa
Get up Get down
>>124339296
Move around
>disconnected from session
>>124343670
Just another day in GTA Online.
>This guy getting high in the chat thinks we're laughing WITH him
>>124344259
DUDE!!!
GTA online adventures - SAW party bus edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe15B8CnOeU
>>124344967
WEED!!!
>>124349038
LMAO!!!
I haven't been here for a few months but I'll post it anyway:
Dead game
Dead crew
Dead general
>>124351156
>Dead game
Not at all
>Dead crew
Not really
>Dead general
More or less, yeah
>>124351156
>I haven't been here for a few months
Fuck off
>>124351219
>>124351156
should've stayed at reddit, kiddo. Now you're fucked
*unsheathes olll*
>>124351496
Olll?
>>124352676
Just don't acknowledge him.
>>124353352
Literally who the fuck is u nigga??
North Yankton DLC when
I want GTA: Fargo
>>124353483
Don't acknowledge me either.
>>124353983
Hello there
>>124355467
Fuck you. What did I just tell you?
>when your homie bails you out in the nick of time
>>124356774
>when u nutted but she still suckin
>>124357137
That wasn't even close to being either relevant or funny.
Friendly reminder worthless NEETs ruined this general.
>>124357318
Fuck you then
>>124357334
Just go away, faggot.
Did they break the stock market in singleplayer? All stocks have bottomed out and show no sign of raising. Even assassination missions don't give more than 1-2% raise before crashing again.
>>124358001
Read my lips.
Dead. Game.
>>124358071
I've been in the game, it's far from dead. Take your necro-fantasies to a real dead game you corpse eating faggot.
>>124358001
They nerfed the Stock Market, as absurd as that sounds.
They lessen how much money you get and the timeframe too I think, but mostly the money.
>>124357447
Go to bed Blater
pls no bully
>>124357334Suskago to sleep.
>>124358754
>molotovs
Nice choice.I just wish they weren't so useless in most situations.
>>124315021
Some anon posted a time of 43 minutes
>>124315009
>uses the word 'toxic' unironically
I hate Kurumas as much as the next guy but this dipshit sounds like a MOBA whiner that thinks anything but a fight on their own terms is unfair and unbalanced.
>>124358223
>"In this update we're proud to add Shark Card functionality to Single Player!"
>>124362079
I'm honestly surprised that's not already a thing.
someone hack me some monies
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>>124316486
He was joking. It died because there was one player who purposefully tried to ruin the crew and stir up drama. If you're not interested in the game or the general, just fuck off.
>>124364803
Should I just crop my recap post to make this easier?
>>124366376
Don't name names, let it die.
>>124366480
The game's still up and we have about seven other GTA titles to talk about.
1st for pixel did nothing wrong
>>124253528
thanks for woofing the thread
t. woof
>>124368025
she tried to warn
we didnt listen
>>124318457
I don't care about money, I care about being bad sport lobby banned for the 3rd time. Fucking cunts hiding in their cars, I have no choice but to strafe them.
>>124368402Suskgo to sleep.
>>124253528
Hey I just got this game on ps4, and I know I'm more than a year late, but anyone want to add me?
I had it on ps3 for a while, but it started to become too annoying.
>inb4 PC
I don't have a PC, and generally aren't all that into PC gaming.
>>124366376
I don't think I've seen it, actually. I know I'm still unsure of some of the details of what went down, so I'd be interested.
Of course, I have no idea who you are and what your agenda is. But I'd like to see it.
>>124371179
>ps4
>>124364470
D O W N
O
W
N
>>124372213
why
>>124372328
Not enough Shark Cards™ were purchased last month, so they're going to have a "Singleplayer-Only Month" to remind us that R*ckstar is in control here.
>>124372213
just D O W N my shit up
>>124372402
It's UP
>>124372213
>>124373079
>>124372556
U P
P
Friendly reminder that worthless NEETs ruined this general.
Is GTA5's modding scene dead?
its still down for me.
also
>>124375605
is correct. This used to be a ok general before PC keks turned it into sissyboy chatroom for keks
pic related exclusive PC DLC weapon
>>124370072
>go to workderrick
>>124376414
>That picture
kek
alsoKatanawhen
>>124357334
>>124375605
How's that cognitive dissonance working out for you?
>4 player stealth missions
Literally impossible.
>>124379473
Not really
>>124370072
this time wasnt me, tore my quadbut it's true
This thread is more dead than Johnny.
>>124384864
Unrelated but why did they take out the SP mission where Trevor kills them?
>>124385868
Because they didn't.
anybody here still on ps3? it's such a miserable wasteland these days lol
>>124385987
That's your fault for being poor.
>>124386026
>that's your fault for your mom and dad not buying you the new system, MINE DID!
>>124386169
Oh, you're underage or a NEET which is pretty much the same as being underage.
>>124386285
lol i'm not working because of health related reasons, got anything edgy to say about that?
