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>Previously on /xivg/:
>>124097557
>tfw no lala gf
xth 4 Lizurdz
Show cute C@s
>>124121048
>tfw dead
Where the femroes at
is this the Excalibur version of the bench?
FUCK urianger
Tfw I met a lil cutie pants highlander today.
Oh meeeeow
le midlander t-b-h
xth for brojob
>>124121226
fuck YOU dude.
>>124121048
tfw no Au Ra BF
What should be my main dps at 60? Dragoon or BLM?
I like both, just can't decide. I heard there are a lot of shitgoons, but not many black mages. So it'd be easier to get picked up for end game stuff.
But I have no idea how reliable that source was.
>>124121062
Neph do you fuck with Highlanders?
sent;)
Remember vjera will never stop shitposting just to stay relevant.
i'm fuckin cold senpai jeeze
>>124121457
tfw no Au Wa BF*
>>124121226
>implying he's not going to ruse the edgelords with his master keikaku
>>124121602
I don't know what this is implying
I think you're making fun of my accent though
So i'm going to cry now
>>124121520
Remember that you'll never stop shitposting whilst being irrelevant.
>>124121301
indeed
xth for not having a bf
Do not reply to Vjera. Do not talk about Vjera. Report Vjera and hide Vjera.
>>124121683
>wanting to be relevant
>>124121710
>wearing pants
not gonna attract one at that rate
>>124121130
stop taunting me ;_;
>>124121704
I never wear lipstick. Maybe I should.
>>124121704
>the shitposting trinity
>playing PLD
>2015
Just fuck off.
>>124121710
i'l b ur bf
>>124121765
sera
Rev up thoseshitposts
Fucking DF is broken again?
>>124121765
Are you 18 yet
>PF is now full of "no diadem gear allowed" farm parties
>>124121805
I just wanted to know what kind of face Sakurako was making there.
Anybody else just D/C on Aether and can't get back in?
>playing WAR when DRG does more dps
>>124121906
vroom vroom
>>124122086
I'm on Aether, Balmungs Mist zone got the dick and fc can't get back in that was in Mist
>>124119021
i like dark eyes though... my eyes are really dark irl too but people don't say i look possessed...
bright eyes look creepy anyway
>>124122086
yep
thanks banda
>>124122205
>>124122086
Balmung here. Was holed up in my room in The Goblet, and I'm fine.
>>124121906
K.
DPS is a simple job that even a retard can do.
This is why it attracts shitters
But it also has long Q
So these shitters come in as healers and tanks.
They don't do that intended job and just DPS.
They then proceed to to make other Tard DPSs suffer and turn ez runs into pain runs.
Prove
Me
Wrong.
>>124121486
no lol take ur tranny ass somewhere else m8
>>124122295
that looks 20x better famzone
>>124121301
Hi!
>>124122096
People enjoy them quick queues, buddy.
>>124122369
u shitting me it looks awful, stop having wrong opinions
3.1 is already stale
3.2 is going to be a long wait
>>124121906
I got thecutestcharacter
>>124122445
dumb gay idiot
Late xth for /petting and /hugging friends!
>>124122527
Thats not shitposting,thats the truth
>>124122527
>cutest
>>124122136
beep HONK!
>>124121464
Lots of bad of each.
Personally i main drg and sub blm
Blm is FUN, but so is drg. Imo drg is harder to optimise than blm. I strongly advise you fuck around on a practice dummy for a few hours and in your spare time.
Blm is fun too, but if you cant make yourself constantly cast then you wont do well. Level both, main your favorite.
What's your favorite inn, /xivg/?
nth for good times and being the luckiest!
>>124121504
thank you so much mr.mysterious!i look like a midlander..!
>>124122882
the innside of me bussy
>>124122882
that one or ishguard are the best two
>>124121062
*demons
Should I ERPProci?They're really turning me on.
>>124122635
C@s are for pets. Lalas are not for pets
>>124122980
No me first
>>124122913
You're not a midlander?
>>124122948
Agreed. Before I had my own room at my fc house, those were my go-tos. But I heavily favored Limsa's. It looks so comfy!
>>124123012
nope, highlander!sorry if i tricked you
>>124122980
can i watch...
Post you're character.
Link the music your listening too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSg0p2Bl0PQ
>>124123000
Lalas are for pets. C@s are not for pets
whats the quickest way to level up retainers
>>124122882
Any inn's good if I could get you in it.
>>124123001
I can get him off better than you! >:c
>>124123043
>ywn wake up in the mid-morning with gulls squaking in the distance, looking out the wall spanning windows over the calm ocean
>>124123069
I don't actually care what you are. Just surprised, definitely does look like a midlander.
>>124122450
>expecting a catch up patch to keep you entertained
Anon...
>>124122882
>>124123218
We'll see...
>>124122913
More like the STDiest.
>>124123247
yeah i think its because a. im hiding the face and b. no muscle
it really hides it and you wouldnt be the first to confuse me for a midlander
>>124122913
At least post butt window geez
>>124123292
is that a fucking dhalmel?
>>124123131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DfArO6TMEgpls no bully
>>124123212
Too lewd, Anon...
>>124123220
Romantic, isn't it? Way better than an alarm clock. You could open a window and enjoy a cool breeze of that ocean air...
>>124123170
Your jedi mind tricks wont work here!Until Episode VII is out
>>124123441
{No thanks.}
>>124123220
actually I have done this
...
it was disappointing I wanted to surf
>>124123441
That's not why I gift people things. Stop.
>>124123504
its a midlander
>>124123295Get 0wned so I can tease you faster
i would buy the yda outfit in a heartbeat if you could wear the booty shorts by themselves
>>124123538best girl
>>124122913
>minfilia with a high allagan blade
please stop that
>>124123801
How does anybody even remember that
I'm not a girl i'm a boy I have boy parts
>>124123131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7NVxAMQn_I
Don't bully
>>124123834
i was leveling pld and its my current glim glams, sue mei was tempted to just take a pic with my chantico out {/laugh}
>>124123170
>>124123538
But all races are for petting, aren't they? From the smallest lalafell to the toughest roegadyn, and all the cute elves and cats in between.
>>124123834
>implying you don't secretly want the outfit and hair
>tfw no white devil
>>124123904
memes are eternal
i feel like they left the jiggle factor a little too high on the machinist shirt
>>124123995
i love memes
>>124123976
The hair might be kind of cool but I could care less about the outfit.I already spent enough on the cash shop already.
>>124123761
We're losing ANYWAYS
>>124121906Kage Aether isn't a slut at all and is infact just a pure girl tormented by her past, we should all feel bad for her and give her the attention she deserves
In bizarro world, that is.
Degenerate filth
THIS NAKED BITCH EYEBALLIN ME
I GOT A BALD HEAD
>>124123979
Yo
>>124124151
You must look like a giant cock.
>>124124151
the memes, they write themselves
>>124124151
L O N G D I C K S T Y L E
>>124124151big brody?
My Raging Strikes + Convert always come off cooldown during my 25 second Enochian which cannot fit the additional Fire III > 2xFire IV but it feels like a waste to use one without the other.
On the other hand delaying RS by 30 Seconds seems like a terrible idea and I'm a little lost.
Of course this isn't a problem on certain fights, A1S aligns pretty well with the jumps and I'm saving it for Hand of Pain / Second Healer Hand anyway but on A4S where I'm basically hitting a training dummy for 5 minutes makes me think I could be doing a lot better.
>>124124425
he's /yelling about having a bald head so yeah
>>124124360
kek'd
>>>OFFICIAL XIVG MIDLANDER POWER RANKINGS<<<
>God tier
Househyur
Suhr
>High tier
Rylai
Elk
Liora
>Mid tier
Arie
Haruna
Ayase
>Low tier
Nohten
Abe
Shyvana
>>124124447
Aikaal's recommendation is to hold off on the RS for 30 seconds
>>124124447
Delaying it is fine if you will get the full benefit and won't be using it again in that fight, I think.
>>124124552
Nice bait
>>124123131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOXrbbCjvSM
>>124123523
>tfw I listen to undertale tracks while doing my expert roulette
>>124124552
>Elk is a clone of Abe
>Abe low tier, Elk high tier
>Shyvana is a clone of Ayase
>Ayase midtier, Shyvana low tier
Does not compute. This whole list is shit anyway.
>>124124552
>LoL names
>>124124661
The undertale ost is solid. And that youtube person does some really good guitar covers, and he's still doing more. I love his rendition of Heartache, and he JUST put out Undyne's theme.
>>124124552
how does one get to god tier
>>124124552
post c@ rankings
tfw static is dying
>>>>OFFICIAL XIVG POWER RANKINGS<<<
M Cat:
F Cat:
M Midlander:
F Midlander:
M Highlander:
F Highlander:
M Elf:
F Elf:
M Au ra:
F Au ra:
M Roe:
F Roe:
M Lala:
F Lala:
>>124123979
I have it
Your not missing anything
People are STILL laughing at me
>>124124661
your character is so fucking hot, i blow so many cumbuckshots per day on my screen fapping to it, and you still will never give up that skin tone
>>124124552
Everything about this list is shit
>literal who
>literal who
>whore
>mexican faggot
>literal who
>literal who
>literal who
>faggot
>literal who
>gigantic faggot
>literal who
>>124124692
>Elk is a clone of Abe
does not compute is right
soo the game is pretty cheap right now, any kind soul out there wanna hook up a poor dude?, its ok if you dont tough
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198063124566/
>>124125097
It's different from the one you were asking for a while ago anon... I ditched Raen and went Xaela again...I... appreciate it?
>>124124986
F elf: S++++
>>124125203
you realize this game requires a sub right? how are you gonna play if you can't even afford to buy the fucking base game
>>124124943
Stop dressing like a cheap slut.
>>124124943
Get some variety. You've had the same boring look for a year and a day now.
>>124124106
>he spent real money on cash shop items
>>124125239
im calling the police
>>124124943
you kill the old god and obtain their power
>>124125437
wow you fucking dork stealing my joke
jesus christI'm on zodiac step now no thanks to you
>>124125316
yeah of course, but the base game comes with a free month right?, I will get a job by then (I hope), already played the trial version and liked it a lot
>>124125451
what is wrong with me if this turns me on
>>124124552
Can we do all races males?
>>124125437
I'd pay real moneyto fug this qt c@
>>124125437
>he spends real money to ERP
>>124124628
>>124124564
Ah, I figured. Good to get some input on it tho as I don't know many other BLMs.
I really love this job on the current content, literally melting dolls and slimes is great and I'm glad RNG is not as big of a factor anymore.
It does take a while to optimize Enochian for different fights tho
If the DD's in my team weren't a million times better than me I'd consider switching to it for the next batch of content.
Started playing PLD, actually having tons of fun. I've expected brainless job, but I'm required to think 10 times more than with my SMN.
Maintaining aggro, marking targets, shuffling tons of ogcd buffs, stunning the aoes, using cover on braindead newbies. And all of that on top of running content as fast as possible, doing different pulls depending on team composition.
If only Shield Bash was ogcd and if only the difference in DPS between PLD and WAR wasn't as big - I would be completely in love. But I still really like the job.
>>124125740
>I don't know many other BLMs.
I have the same problem. The BLM is a solitary creature, only going into the public eye to one-shot dangerous adds.
>>124125825
PLD is one of the most braindead jobs in the game though. Enmity is super easy and all of your utility abilities aren't actually useful.
>177
>1.1k dps
Welp, guess I'm too retarded for Enochian.
>>124125119
elk is mexican? wew lad
>>124125235
I don't care, your au'ra is the best i've ever seen, if i could pay you for the skin in cum, you'd be drowning in it.
>>124123131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeHA6cnAoRs
>>124125993
no...
>>124125986
That seems like a lot for i177.
>>124125986
That's pretty good for a 4 minute dummy parse.
>>124125532
congrats nerd
>>124125681
wew lad
>>124125716
nice memes
>>124124552
fag taste tbqh baka senpai
>>124126001
I bet you say that to every cute au ra.
>>124125963
I don't know how did this braindead opinion started, but my SMN, NIN and DRG feel way more braindead than PLD or tanking in general. With DPS I just run with the muscle memory and tunnel vision, thinking of shit, listening to music. It's like I don't really play at all.
Maybe when I'll play the job for few months it will change, so far I'm having a blast.
>>124126131
>STILL hasn't cleared thordan
>>124125986
FWIW, I do about 900-1000 depending on thedungeonfight and I'm 186.
>>124121158
Anons who played the game for few years. Is SE implementing snow on Christmas?
>>124126001
More (You)s please
>>124126172
>those legs
qt tbqh
>>124126427
can i fuck you
>>124126195
I don't, i have an au'ra and she's nowhere as cute as yours, the only one that makes my boner throb, like my heart
>>124122663
Not just a VA anon, quite a few of us who worked on it lurk here from time to time.mostly other localization people
>>124126427
Do you liketributes?
>>124126518
>you make my boner throb like my heart
oh shit son what're you doing!
>>124126264
stfu I'm looking for a new static ok
>>124126518
>>124126613
>>124126473
>wanting to fug a slag over railing a pure voidsent maiden like miss handlebars
s h i i i i i i i i t
>>124126661
professionally flurting
>>124126729
>Miss Handlebars
>Pure
>Literally lusting over a Tin Can
>>124126729
>wanting to fuck pixel people
>>124126808
Do not insult Miss Handlebars.
>>124126878
why are lalafells ALL evil?
>>124126532
What are your thoughts on the community here and the state of the game?
>>124126940
>thinking localizers are anything but low level drones
lol
>>124126878
when can i expect more yummy cummies mommy, your baby is hungry :3c
>>124126532
We're probably a minority amongst a minority regarding all the FFXIV boards out there, but do do ever take into consideration some of the things mentioned during serious conversations here? Such as the quality of the localization, and other comments on regional changes?
>>124126937
>>124127071
>>124126878
mommy, give bitty~
>>124126884
>>124126729
Hey, take it easy...
>>124126473
>>124126613
Anons I can't even be bothered to ERP 85% of the time. Let's be honest, ERP takes too much time and you'd rather have a fast fap instead.
>>124127165
I'd have a faster fap if you shared your skin tone
>>124127128
what are you trying to say jesus
>>124127165
>ERP takes too much time
#1 reason I don't do it. Into lewd stuff but roleplay takes too damn long.
>>124127127
{/hug}
>>124127165
>guilty of this
S-shit
I'll be creatively lewd one day
>“Quick Exploration” is now complete.
>You obtain a suit of heavy Darklight armor.
.. I know now what I must do.There must always be a tincan.
>>124127165Maybe if you weren't such a good slut it wouldn't be so fast
>>124127165
Well you're shit at erp so no wonder you'd rather fuck yourself.
>>124127291
Semen white
>>124127314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuPBbFOiygo
>>124126940
Pretty much what
>>124127050
Said, we're only localizers by virtue of the fact that we worked on XI as well, played a bunch of 1.0, then offered up our services for 2.0 and forward to make the "engrish" less jarring than it used to be.
We don't have much ability to talk to the actual dev groups.Well thats a lie, but because at the start the world teams and mechanics teams were split some of us have more communication with others.
We have the chance to review a lot of early stuff and play around with demos but because like 50% of stuff we do doesn't even make it into the game its pretty hit or miss actually revealing any of it.like all the shit that was supposed to happen in little Ala'Mhigo during the escape from Ul'dah questline that was cut because "its already long enough"
>community here
Its a chan community, nothing special. Never happy, hyper critical, rarely objective but often insightful.
>>124127419
>tfw fem hl
>tfw got the DL legs from a venture
{soon}
>>124127131
>tfw Miss Handlebars will never come to Balmung
>tfw you won't be able to ambush her and rape her before she could find the tin can
>tfw you won't get her so hooked on your cock that she forgets about the tin can
>>124127443
I need a screenshot of the skin tone in CC to know what your semen white looks like
all hail catsnake
>>124127453
I know you don't have any actual control, I was just curious about what you thought about it.
Also why did you guys fill the game with purple prose?
>>124127534
It's an ugly fucking lizard you thirsty loser
>>124127580
Dirty Boots-Chan~
>>124127580
cat and cat snake
>>124127534
So much nope.
>>124127419
>>124127521
>>124127443
Why are you mad anon? Do you play a highlander or reo by any chance?
>>124127291
puu dot sh/lDdXq/49f2b848f2.dat
Here anon, have a nice fap okay?
>>124127431I try.
>>124128079
>you will never flip her visor up to give her a quick peck on the cheek
;_;
>>124127597
Depends on what you're talking about, a lot of people were given batches of what to translate, and then examples of what they wanted it to be like, some went full on, others toned it back a little.you were typically assigned everything related to a series so that your own style was prominent in that particular quest chain unlike 1.0 which had TLs pick up and drop at different pointsSome people just like to be bombastic, others don't.
For the quests and FATEs? unless they were marked as MSQ, Class quest or "Critical" then it was assumed that you were allowed to be tongue in cheek.the DE and JP's were a little more serious, but both the FR and EN stuff tended to have a more humorish feel to it, often because the deadlines were short and we'd get a bunch of energy drinks, smoke up and just go at it.We're also a bunch of huge nerds, so things often devolved into "not your not allowed to make another shrubbery reference, stop it." "NI!"
At the end of it the TL's/reviewers for a given deadline were usually so swamped they'd just skim it for anything overtly stupid.I'm so sorry for all the Kobold jokes in La Noscea, the TL's really wanted them to be "funny" but I always felt it was campy...
>>124127818
>ywn pass Miss Handlebars in town, giving her a wave and a smile before which she happily returns, before you both go about your own business
tfw gay :3
>shitter uses 2 bar LB at <5%
>>124123768
They're midlander hempen pantalettes, anon.
>>124128150
Has anybody seen Tin Can's face yet?
>>124128554
It's better this way.
>>124128496
>Shitters that used the LB on Bone Dragon and not Atomos.
>>124128496
>guy caster LBs at 15% just so he can do it before any melee
>1% wipe
>>124128364
That... would actually be kinda nice.
>>124128812
I'm glad you think so.
>>124128364
>tfw random people I don't know used to and still do randomly pet me while I'm just sitting around
I dunno how people know me but I never know them
>>124129083
are you a cat?
>>124129183maybe
>tfw bored after dailies, port back to FC house
>c@ sitting outside the gate
>start chatting, fun to talk to
>[flirting intensifies]
>been a few days, still having fun hanging out and running stuff together
>offered to share property after demolitions free some up, all for it
>some of the most relaxing time I've had in weeks
Well this all came out of nowhereand I'm okay with it.
>>124127165
That's why you don't do multi-para.
>>124129345
are you going to destroy her pussy
>>124129083
>TFW people try to meme at me as if we're friends because of le thread
Fuck off.
>>124129345
its a dude
you are flirting with a M A N
which is fine as as long as you are actually gay
>>124129465
who hurt you anon?
i wish i could doze in public like a bum
>>124129345
>tfw this cat looks like my old EB
I miss them...
>>124129632
Well, you can <DOZE> erp like a bum
Which c@ should I fap to?
>>124129896
Me
>>124129896
Why not an elezen...
>No one will ever RP an old highlander male homeless dude, walking up and down the streets of Ul'dah, asking for change and food, giving snazy coments to bypassers and giving people helpful advice
>>124129465
i will not be stopped in my pursuit of yummy cummies.
do not deny me any longer.
you have been warned.mommy :3c
>someone tells me to dom
>can't get rid of sub tendencies
Why am I such a BITCH?
>>124129896
>>124130045
>old highlander who tells the shitters of Balmung how to properly play their class as they walk past him in search of ERP
The hero Balmung needs, but doesn't deserve.
>>124130108
sucks to b u, spuki
>>124130045
>no one will ever be bolverk
what time do red scrips reset
>>124129896
Guaranteed replies.
>>124130017
Because Elezen are in class!
>>124130108
>tfw the only time I ever want to dom is when I'm playing with a "Dom only" type of person
I just want to be the one that breaks them and turns them into a cum-guzzling slut.
>>124130250
Not anymore...
>>124130312
Then why the fuck are Elezen on their phone still?
>>124130017
I'll fap to you too if you want
>>124130413
I'm on my PC now... But too lazy to turn it off...
>>124130250
My classes are over though...
>>124130128
Did that already.
>>124130547
Elezen should learn to conserve their fucking batteries.
>>124130641
Who the FUCK are you?
>>124130705
My name is... not important...
>>124130680
>saggy balloon tits
>>124130705
I had my charger with me today...
