haha! memes! edition
Official World: 42
Official FC: "grindanfc"
Clans: GrindanScape (For an invite, go into the FC and ask for one. No requirements.)
>I've been inactive, what did I miss over the past x years
http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Update:Game_updates
>Latest Patch Notes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_PUJ2Mo8OI
http://services.runescape.com/m=forum/a=13/forums.ws?15,16,978,65713205
>Latest BTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsuPX1znBUA
>Money Making Guide
http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Mmg
>Gear Guide
http://services.runescape.com/m=itemdb_rs/gear_guide
>Wiki
http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/RuneScape_Wiki
first for memes! haha!
>general was gone for nearly 12 hours
Didn't miss it at all desu senpai
Is it time to just let /rsg/ die? it may be nessecary and it will purge the fc too
>>124096360
I honestly would want this too happen even though I don't.
The thread was dead for 12 hours anyways, it's time to move on folks
j-just let it die.
It's over friends, /r07g/ won.
since the general is dead, its about time i quit too
>>124096360
how will it purge the fc
Red pill me on femto
>>124100980
With no thread the FC will slowly die over time.
>>124097021
hahahhahah what the fuck
The people in this FC man, holy shit
>>124102116
faggot
>>124101869
>not being ana
Sorry man, but ana is the god-tier qt. Too bad she left jamflex so suck MMG's british phalus.
>>124103393
Ana isn't even fucking cute, she doesn't even have an ass either. How dare you fucking come to me with that shitty Mod Ana meme. She's fucking shit and I'm glad she's gone.
Go fuck yourself.
>>124104916
wooow calm down there desu senpaii
dont go full edge on me boi
Should I spunk my cash on 92 prayer/85 herblore, or just get an SGS and continue my quiet slayer life? Only 75 slayer btw.
>>124105701
slayer would be fun and net you some cash which you can then put towards prayer and/or herblore
what kinda comfy job should I get so I can 9-5 then come home to spew dank memes and grind xp?
>>124112078
depends on the country
>>124113130
burger land
>>124113165
Accountant if good at math
HR representative if not
any one have that pic where pepe spinosaurus uses his feces to defeat the trex?
>>124115239
Here you go
Guys how do I make money with these stats/gear?
>>124116306
Araxxor
If he's too hard then you could still easily farm QBD.
Also getting 99 slayer would round off your melee stats to 99
>>124115239
>>124116639
I appreciate it
t. a friend
>>124115381
>free sex toys
>>124115381
part 2?
>playing pest control
>some guy keeps putting his dominion marker down
>i express dissatisfaction
>5 lines of attempted rustling
What a try hard.
>>124117898
he le trolled you good gentlesir
>people wasting their pulse cores at Christmas range
I appreciate the 10% xp boost but damn some people are stupid
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS GAME MAKES ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF
ONLY TWO SKILLS LEFT AND THEYRE FUCKING CANCER
fucking kill me
>>124122559
You can stop playing.
I seem to do more damage with a 2h than DW, i though DW was better?
Got my fire cape and royal crossbow today :3
>>124123706
Now get all the kiln capes.
>>124123952
I will when I'm closer to be being a jaded old player who hates the game.
Could someone post the Hefin agility no mouse movement pic?
I can't find the one that was posted here before.
Vamp here, take my Chronicle closed beta keys you fucking animals.
WP4I-TFLS-DDNE
X2SW-R9M9-3K30
>>124126323
>X2SW-R9M9-3K30
thanks
>>124124874
I can't get this to do the window shortcut like it claims, but here you go.
It's also a pain to try and set up *exactly* like this.
>>124103021
4u
>>124124874
>>124129242
Personally I just do this because it's fast and easy to set up.
Legacy interface, fixed mode, camera zoomed out all the way, put leaves on top of the light creature, use screenmarkers to make little circle slightly left of character. It uses the light creature shortcut on roof but not window shortcut.
When a window shortcut opens and I notice then you just move mouse horizontally to opposite side of your character. Pretty brainless.
Also screenmarkers is a very handy program for a lot of things, but having noted where you need to click makes it easier to afk and multi-task agility.
Man this cookingspan xp is pretty great
>>124129242
>>124129969
Thanks guys
bjemp
0-4: Start Watching FMA: Brotherhood
5-9: Start watching Cowboy Bebop
Dubs can overrule this
The shitshow that's been going on in the fc for the past two weeks or so is so out of hand that I almost wish we had mods. We have Sodapressed, a literal fucking Brazilian who's total level 300 and can't afford a bond. Then we have multiple shitters like juslykejesus, newfriends who ask questions every 15 seconds that could be solved with a wiki search. I try to like everyone but these shitters are making it extremely difficult.
I'm not claiming I'm perfect and I'm not trying to make personal attacks. I'm also not saying newfriends shouldn't be helped, it's just that after helping them a few times you'd think they'd become self-sufficient.
And yes, you probably know who I am. You're not some super sleuth because you figured it out. I'm not trying to hide who I am, it's just that this has nothing to do with my identity. If you feel the need to call me out then I'll confirm it's me.
>>124137669
I'll take newfags over windalgo, bartin, hopecutter, any fucking day
>>124137669
>newfriends who ask questions every 15 seconds that could be solved with a wiki search
Honestly as annoying as Soda is with his insistence on not using degradables and other shitter tactics I'd so much rather actual discussion about runescape than ironic ERP spam and "le memes"
>>124137669
nice meme
>>124138671
I agree that discussion of the game is the best for the fc, but the problem with these shitters is when you explain why what they're doing is bad and how to fix it, they just disregard everything you say and insist their shitter tactics are superior.
>>124139247
I agree, it's very obnoxious but it will at least attract more/better newcomers. They'll see that while some people may be annoying at least others are trying to help.
>Chell! *raises paw*
>W I N D A L G O
>Ohhh you knot feels so good in my supple puilsing boipussie
>poops lol
Doesn't exactly appear as appealing to newcomers
>>124137669
i'm 10/10 sure this is lapses or akemi
>>124140025
As per my promise, yes, this is homura. Ya caught me and now my entire argument is invalidated.
>>124141017
wew lad idc desu im tired of soda and newfriends in fc too desu
>>124141017
I had a feeling.
Honestly, you're right. I was witness to your "discussion" with Soda about degradables and even chimed in to correct his odd outlook on "saving money"
Some people just can't be reasoned with
>>124141017
hey homura do you wanna cyber
>>124137669
People unable to learn simple things:
Sodapressed
juslykejesus
iMrWest
Ghost Facts
Schumi
did I miss anyone?
Some random dude just changed his outfit to look like mine and started doing some herblore next to me lel.
>>124144524
I think he likes you
>>124144840
I like you
>>124144302
plo
remove plo
prif funtimes :')
>>124093996
Anybody need Chronicle keys? I have two.
>>124149107
please
>>124149824
want me to email you or just post it here?
>>124150006
well i sure as fuck won't be giving you my email
>>124150152
D1JW-7BJX-6DMA
You don't have a throwaway email? Chill out you fucking faggot
>>124150152
bitch
Is LM Jane like a 40 year old woman or something?
>>124150929
yes she is
>>124150929
>>124151228
Every time I see her I examine her and feel a bit better about myself. She's a true inspriation.
>>124150929
literally who?
>>124150929
Yes, she actually is. Her clanmates also call her Mom, apparently.
>this game still exists
>>124150929
Here you go, my adventures with L meme Jane, bed time. night night
>>124153098
>this game
>>124153098
>he doesn't play rs
>membership runs out in a week
>too lazy to smack around QBD for a couple hours to keep it going
am i finally free
>>124153505
>a week
>2 mil a day
>84k an hour
>>124153505
don't kid yourself
>>124153106
>You just don't have a sense of humor because you were raised by antelopes
Solid rib
8.5/10
>>124153106
To be fair, you were sperging out there, calm down on the autism on public.
It makes all of us look bad
I wish there was any reason to use darts and javelins over crossbows and longbows.
Also quick question, is it worth it to hold on to the more expensive loot from slayer, or should I just high alch them? It seems that high alch and ge price are very close
>>124155508
>It seems that high alch and ge price are very close
I assume you're referring to rune items.
Alching is good for saving inventory space if you dont have the spring cleaner
>>124134901
Haruhi
>>124156287
I had it, and a fully upgraded set of golem on my main account until it got hacked and banned. Still pissed off about it
>>124153106
>59 yo woman plays rs
damn shes old enough to be a granny
>>124156569
That sucks.
Jagex has actually opened up reports to review accounts that have been banned while hacked in the past. Keep an eye on things to catch the next review and maybe you'll get your main back.
Worth keeping in mind though of all the requests they receive only 0.027% were legitimately hacked while banned
>>124157060
Even then, I've done so much on this new account, it wouldn't be worth going back other than the things I mentioned and a lot of solomon stuff. I asked them to look into the ban and realize that while botting was happening, my account was logged into a computer half way across the planet from the only location that I play from. I don't think they would transfer my stuff over, either.
>>124157359
Yeah, probably wouldn't transfer the solomon stuff. You might get some decent gold or items off the account though
>>124157426
Maybe some bandos, not sure what else I had that was noteworthy. It just sucks that they didn't even take time to read my appeal or try to help, they just sent me an automated response.
Discuss
>>124158110
Went from funny to sad really fast.
>>124158110
>despise afkers
autism
>we need less worlds, it feels too empty
truth
>we need to learn to share resources
only a vocal autistic minority complains about being "crashed", but it's also understandable since there are so many empty worlds
>auto-muted for constant usage of profanity
retard
>microtransactions are perfectly fine
ehh depends, if you don't like mtx then you have to be accepting of a dev team the size of OSRS's
>durrr veteran capes need good stats!
stupid, it's a cosmetic item
how the fuck do i figure out how much time is left on my sub? i bought premium last year but don't remember when exactly.
>>124158110
>despises afkers
>feels we need less worlds and that players need to share resources
>microtransactions are fine
>thinks veterans are cool
Just what the fuck. His views are self-contradictory. Nobody who despises afkers would be that much of a shitter.
Redpill me on windalgo
>>124153106
What does L M actually stand for? I'm not realy up-to-date with what special snowflakes call themselves nowadays.
>>124152335
>calling someone in an online game who makes implications after your mother
That's some serious autism
>>124159409
probably a clan "tag" ie. a way for shitters to think they're getting a good name and all be in a sekrit club
>>124158859
should say when you press the "extras" button that your membership will expire on a certain date
>>124159239WINDALGO
>>124159409
Lil Monsters
>>124158110
is there an in-game equivalent to castrating someone? this player needs it.
>>124159409
likes men
>>124157032
i remember cutting maples in seers years and years ago, and i would talk with some grandma from the uk
cant remember her screen name, but she was pretty down to earth. itd be kinda nice to see more older people play.
>1 medium and 1 small update per month
>1 big update every 3 months
>down from 3 medium updates + 1 big update every month in 2006
>down from 2 quests per month in 2006
>osrs keeps getting more stuff
>community now split into 4 game modes
When did it all go wrong?
man i haven't played rs in 5 years, i recently came back to give eoc a try but damn i have never seen a shittier combat system in my life.
are jagex devs talking about any future changes to the combat? i mean its just horrible. rs had its own niche combat system why on earth did they decide instead of upgrading legacy and making it better, to create some shitty version of wow combat....
i really dont have the courage to play osrs from lvl 3 again... i really like the graphics and looks atm , but the overall gameplay is just horrible.
almost everyone playing in members worlds is maxed that means jagex is having trouble getting new players imo, what on earth are they thinking....
>>124163071
you realize like 10 people run OSRS right m8?
Reposting best list
>People who are nice and friendly
Chi pa pa
Elysian Duck
M Schumacher
Fluxify
Kytosai
Push-Ek
Skellington
audkyrie
Shekelberg
Pryda
Chell
Videogames
Muh XP
Lady Tinder
XFemto
H0t Foxie
Sibb
K I T T E H
SnibsnabXDDD
Aural
Akula
CITF
Koponb
Edlette
Ghan
Awpod
Sonny Moore
>People who are good and know a lot about the game, but can come off a bit cocky or rude.
Eon Dead
Eiki
plo
NickBlaziken
Espeon
Prinny
Ren Partycat
Karu
SerenBestGod
Gomenasai
Lamia Chan
Desu Genesis
>Annoying people
Hopecutter
Windalgo
St Leinad
Neophile
Wehtamm513
Bartin
Hella Bro
>>124164134
>not on that list
feels good desu senpai
>>124160401
That's pretty gay
>>124165247
It's a pretty old list I pulled from the archive
>remembering I had an account from 2003
>I could have a 10 year cape right now
>remembering I sold it to the class retard in middle school for 50$
>mfw that account had only a 1 mil and a full adamant set
middle school was rad
>tfw jagex is giving out your outfit for free
Is there a cap on the amount of cooking/defense experience you can gain from the Christmas event?
>>124164134
This is everything that is wrong with having a vg chat. Posting rankings. Kill youself
>>124170175
(Your mom * 2) / 8 + 4
>>124170336
Massive then
So that's a no on a limit?
How much are bonds? Do people really buy and sell it at GE price which is 14 mil?
>>124171110
Usually can snag bonds 10% under med, but you're going to be paying at least 5% over med during the holidays.
>>124171172
So how do I make money to buy bonds when all the good money making stuff is members only?
I've just been doing Ankous for 50k-100k an hour which seems slow when the goal is 14 mil.
>>124171368
Simple, you flip. Only autists PvM for bank, including maxed players farming endgame bosses.
I started with 8 mil and turned it into 2.5B in a year. Currently working towards my first blue.
You should be able to double your wealth every day if you don't have that much gold, considering how fast and easy mats are to flip.
And obviously, you shouldn't be buying bonds with GP yet. Once you can easily make back the cost of a bond, is when you should consider picking up a bond for members.
>>124171676
some pvm for fun
Should I start all over? Most of my skills are level ~60.
It's a f2p account and it has average stuff.
The only thing I might miss out on if I don't start all over is the treasure keys from the free quests. Am I missing anything else?
>>124171945
Don't waste your time starting over. Over a dozen of novice f2p and member quests have been updated and revamped, meaning you have to do them again, rewarding you with TH keys but not quest points. So if keys is your concern, you won't be getting screwed that hard considering you can't possibly have progressed far in the game if you're shit is all in their 60s.
>>124158802
>stupid, it's a cosmetic item
Yes, who else thinks accomplishment/completion/maxed capes should be nerfed way down too?
12 TH Keys or 160 Runecoins?
>>12417380914 days of membership
First bill cash stack. Now I can quit. Right?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
(Will post more cute noobs.)
>>124171110
I was selling consistently a 15m on GE the first day of premier club
How big of a margin do you guys look for when flippping?
>>124171676
Not him but how do I learn to flip for myself? I'm not asking for specific items but how do I find items that will work for me. Everything i've ends up with little profit.
>>124174586
sell that shit and move on with your life
>>124174586
Good job you're 4% of the way to a rare set
>>124179240
big
>>124180725
RICH GET RICHER
>>124180725
How long time does it take for something like that to sell?
Hey gamers, D A R K H E M M I N G here
I finally let my membership lapse and I'm too much of a poorfag to rebuy it, both in-game and IRL.
F R E E D O M ! ! !
>>124187375
See you next week.
Tutorial Island underwater quest
>>124187375
Is Mindspike members only? Wiki says no but in game says yes.
>>124187893
I don't think it is, but if you can't equip it in-game as a non member then the question answers itself.
i have one extra Chronicle BETA key if anyone here hasn't gotten the invite yet.
Jagex is giving invites out like candy at halloween though so you should eventually get one
saw this one killing grotworms with an addy sq shield
>>124187768
>Implying I enjoy jimmy's new quests
Literally ignored them all past Zamorak Heist
>>124190203
but why
>>124158110
>One monster spawn is enough for one person.
why am i constantly getting logged out?
>>124194725
just happened to me too
>>124138154
This.
>>124194725
servers are dying, it's happening on OSRS too
>>124189283
can i have it?
I just started after a few years of not playing, does GE have a limit now? Like I can't trade 25k ores until the next day?
Have the colors of ores been changed?
>>124164134
im not nice and friendly!? haha!
>>124196254
>>124196396
samefag
>>124196254
limit resets every 4 hours
>>124197005
Oh, okay. I thought it was for the whole day. Thanks.
>>124196396
Copper is now blue
Tin is orange
Iron is orange
Mithril is orange
Adamant is orange
Rune is orange
Coal is_black
>>124200587
>6 summoning
>>124200587
cute af
>>124200587
>12 qp
>21 slayer
>12 herblore
S T O P
>>124196018
sorry anon, just got back from class, if you're still here let me know
>>124202932
i'm here bb
>>124202996
BNLY-3VMO-31VK
Anyone want to play minigames?
/vg/ Soul Wars?
Should I be saving all sirenic scales I get or is it better to sell them?
>>124206649
I just sell them. I can't really think of any situations where serenic is 100% necessary
>>124117898
I know Vale.
He's a royal cunt and can barely do GWD
>>124206990
Honestly man, he wouldn't fucking shut up.
@arobond
withdraw ring of duelling (use to tele to mobilising armies and take spirit tree to gnome stronghold) and a crystal tele seed manually, along with fruit tree saplings when doing fruit tree run.
>>124163823
And they keep getting consistent updates. It doesn't help that half of the remaining active players play osrs making rs3 look more dead than what it really is.
How bad is Mourning's End 2?
>>124210814
>And they keep getting consistent updates
Small ones. Any time something big is on the horizon it gets shit on in the polls
Not to mention the issue with bots and the toxic community (throwing a bitchfit about afk training being patched and their memeshit)
>>124211727
>small ones
OSRS has gotten plenty of big updates...
>>124212475
like?
>>124209885
are you seriously not even comped
>>124212551
I'm not gunna give you a run down on all the new shit in the game, but here's today's update
http://services.runescape.com/m=news/skill-cape-perks?oldschool=1
I've literally only done slayer for the past few months, I wish I new how good this skill was back when I played in like 2008 so maybe I wouldn't have quit for as long as I did.
>>124213140
well it's about 10x faster now, for starters
>>124212965
Nice Java drive by, cuntboy.
>>124212965
Pretty small update from the looks of it
>>124209885
>(use to tele to mobilising armies and take spirit tree to gnome stronghold)
Or just run to the ge from the varrock tree?
fucking retard
>>124213598
it's faster to ma tele, or even crystal seed to cadarn and use the spirit tree there
>>124214082
wow, juggling seeds and teleports to save a literal 10 seconds off a 5 minute daily farm run sure is worth it!!!
>>124214139
it is. i bet you don't surge to your patches either.
but really why are you so upset that i'm doing something quicker than you for minimally extra effort? you make it sound like equipping a duelling ring is a grueling task.
>>124214292
because efficiency faggots like you are ruining this game
just use the lodestones and run to the patches like all the normal people do you fucking faggot
>>124214354
i'm ruining the game by doing my farm run faster, yup
>>124214428
you're promoting a cancerous mindset and encouraging others to do it
>>124213437
adding a perk to every skillcape is a small update
alright lol
>>124214548
It is by literally any standard. Are OSfags this desperate these days?
>>124214548
When Priffdinas or Invention is considered "large" I don't know how you could see making capes provide teleports or act as gauntlets/tiaras/a light source anything but "small"
>>124214548
thats patch notes worthy! haha!
>>124214548
>applying the properties of other items and adding a few teleports to capes is a large update
Are T90s any good for slayer?
>>124217856
well theyre the best, so yeah
you pretty much have to try to not make back upkeep on them
>>124217856
It's hardly worth it. Slayer is all about endurance, so non-degradable equipment is definitely where its at.
But I guess if you're literally rolling in dosh then it wouldn't matter one way or the other
>>124217856
T90 weps are worth it for everything but the easy tasks (wfs, black demons, etc) certain tasks aren't worth it without t90 weps
>>124217856
weapons: always
armor: only if you're a rich shit
>>124214737
>>124214946
>>124215249
>>124215361
all this damage control
a decade old game with 10 developers managed to push out higher quality updates than RS3 lmao, pathetic
>>124219016
Not even trying now. 07 kids on suicide watch.
>>124219016
It is a small update though mate. No need to get mad.
>>124219016
>posts patch notes tier update
>gets BTFO
>d-damage control!
>>124212965
fucking easyscape BS
>>124219016
>>124180725
do you know the current price of 3a wreath?
So why is this game so badly optimized again?
>>124227243
because NXT is coming relax
>>124227243
because it was built on java years ago?
>>124227395
>it's been like this for years without anyone doing anything about it
Bravo Jagex.
>>124227243
Because two teenage britbongs threw it together with Java 15 years ago and all the company has done since then is pile more shit on top of it.
Just wait for the C++ client
>>124227353
>>124227759
NXT is coming just like HTML5 was coming.
>>124227964
HTML5 was a dumb gamble on Jagex's part. They couldn't have known that every major browser would stop working with it
>>124227964
>>124228112
HTML5 was new and exciting and supposed to be very browser friendly
NXT is C++ which is tried and proven across tons of games
>>124227531
they have been doing things about it just small things because if they did big things they'd most likely break a few million small things
>>124228643
They break a few million small things with every update as it is.
>>124228757
here's to hoping NXT isn't a flop desu java is shit
>>124228801
nxt wont cure the clusterfuck that is the UI or how shitty the game runs LOADING.... just face it rs is fucked, no hate i played it for 11 years, im moving to albion online its so fucking simple and fun, its like how runescape could had been if jagex had common sense.
>>124229161
>or how shitty the game runs LOADING....
It literally has though. We already have videos of it from Runefest.
>>124229161
>how shitty the game runs
It's creating an entire new dedicated client in C++
Better loading times
Larger loading zones
increased texture resolution
improved draw distance
better dynamic lighting
no fps cap
Just some of the things they've shown off
i dont play this game, but can someone tell me why pures wear gilded legs if they offer the same stats as runelegs?
is the wiki wrong in that sense?
>>124232716
They're PRETTIER
>>124139721
does it have to? there are a million other fcs where they can be new and not have to be subjected to erp.
>>124234495
Are you seriously defending the absolute garbage that is the FC?
If you want furry erp (ironic or otherwise) go hang with the furry clans. Let the rest of us have a "4chan/Runescape" chat
>>124164134
most of my friends in the chat are from the last one
>>124234691
you can have that in redditfc queerboi
just ignore the people you don't like
>>124234691
if you get triggered over ironic funposting you can either ignore that player or kill yourself, you know. not seeing it is completely in your power.
>>124235065
>>124235487samefag
There's a reason the secret FC exists and people constantly post ignore lists
>>124235589
pathetic
>>124235706
posts like this are meaningless
you can edit the other "you" out in 2 seconds in paint
>>124235781
alright i don't know what you want me to do then
we're two different people who type similarly and hold the same opinion
>>124235781
k well if you want to be a twat about it then fine, good luck arguing that id bother editing this shit in chromes disgusting dev tools in a minute.
you being mad about people telling you to fuck off to your safe space isnt a viable argument that they are wrong.
Any good fc's other than grindan? The hours I'm commonly on, not a single person will talk.
>>124236124
>expecting to interact with other people on RS
Laughing at you right now, mate.
>>124236102
You're joking right?
You can just double click the field and edit the cell in plain text
>>124236228
and bother with class/id consistency within appropriate divs? let alone hunting down whats what and that bullshit. not worth to tell you youre wrong.
>>124236349
>and bother with class/id consistency within appropriate divs? let alone hunting down whats what and that bullshit. not worth to tell you youre wrong.
you literally don't have to do any of that
>>124234691
Considering how long it's been going on, if you DON'T want furry erp, ironic or otherwise, fuck off somewhere else.
>>124236456
yeah, i dont because i didnt. youre salty and stupid, so go back to reddit where people will coddle you and say youre not.
>>124236602
>salty
I want these nig speaking twiter teens to G O
>a bunch of unemployed losers arguing about jobs
gotta love lurking in this shitfest of a chat, You people are unintentionally entertaining
>>124237178
fuck off lapses
>>124237281
wrongt. Food List
>>124237396
dammit food lapses fuck off already
r8 my f2p scrub
>>124237553
id call him a noob
7/10
>>124237396
KEK
Is it better to train on Cockroach soldiers or hill giants for fpers? Roaches seem like they have better drops....
>>124241032
>>124241231
[Linkin Park plays in the background]
