Fuck you Minfilia Edition
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>Seasonal Event: Final Fantasy XI: The Maiden's Rhapsody:
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>Patch 3.1: As Goes Light, So Goes Darkness:
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>Patch 3.1 Trailer:
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>Previously on /xivg/:
>>124018231
xth for midlanders with horns
cat
>>124045818
I need answers I'm too lazy to figure it out.
>>124046073
Please fix your awful face.
>>124045925
Darker or lighter?
I was looking for that "sun kissed" skin tone, but maybe I need to make the hair a little darker to go with it.
Or maybe I should bench it for now and come back to it later.
>>124045001
>>124045296
I'd help, but I'm not sure if I'll be able to hop on tonight. Otherwise, I'd do an unsynch'd run with you. We're in the same linkshell, so I'll check up on you when I get on if you still need a hand.
>>124045059
Don't be afraid to actively rotate your defensive cooldowns. They sit on around 90-120s cooldowns, with Holmgang being the longest at 180s and has some niche yet interesting uses.
Establish aggro, get Maim up, and keep yourself alive with Bloodbath self-healing. Mitigate big hits by pairing up a defensive cooldown with Inner Beast in harder content. Just be aware of the situation and how you use your buffs, and you'll improve as you work towards becoming a better player.
>tfw i will never beat AS1 because normie FC is shit
>>124046180
what's wrong with it
>>124046202
>tfw I will never step foot in savage becasue no static, no FC, and nofriends
>>124046281
It looks like the face of a fat 12 year old.
>>124046073
UGLY AND GENERIC
>>124046398
>>124046447
disagree
YOU HAD ONE JOB CEEG
>>124046073
quality c@ m8
>join <NEET>
>ask if anyone wants to run thordan ex
>silence
>later puttel posts "im gay :3" to fc chat
>fc chat explodes
>nothing but memes
>spuki and zani dumping pasta macros into chat
>puttel wont stop shouting "im gay im gay im gay"
>sometimes he spells it wrong
>he's literally typing it out each time
>You leave the free company
>>124046517
"no"
I want to marry an elezen~!
>>124046550
wow i'm joining NEET
Do the D-A-N-C-E
1, 2, 3, 4, fight
Stick to the B-E-A-T
Get ready to ignite
You were such a P-Y-T
Catching all the lights
Just easy as A-B-C
That's how you make it right
>>124046526
>tfw about to fanta
>>124046305
What server you on anon?
cute boys and stuff
>>124046526
Oh look, another generic looking cat who is obsessed with selfies has shown up.
>>124046202
>being in a normie FC
my FC is full of men that play as cute girls that have obvious autism to the point where they are very good at the game
>>124046707
we look forward to mocking your new form.
>feeding the tranny
NIGGA WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>124046692
When im gone the whole city misses me
>>124046707
YOU FUCKING WHAT
>>124045728
Well at the very least I'm confident you're a good player. You wouldn't be where you are otherwise.
I need more practice. Maybe I need to grind more. I get one chance to practice A1 and A2 a week, and while we do clear, I'm not at all spot with my performance in there. Once we clear it, we're done. I don't go back until next week so I don't get to practice again until next week. Half the time I don't even remember what it is I did wrong the week before because we're clearing anyway. It's a shitty way to be about going through fights you've cleared. I feel like I've gotten worse at them over time.
Do you go to other players for advice or do you keep at it, grind away, and come up with your own strategies? I'm really interested in your mindset to approaching new content.
>>124046758
Would you have preferred my generic looking midlander who wasn't obsessed with selfies?
>>124046807
>>124046883
Actually, I think not. My cat is too perfect
xth for there's probably an upgrade in that pile of books for me but I can't go grab one
>>124046526
i'm coming to the gold saucer right now to find you
>>124046730
One that you're not. We'll never meet.
btw, nth for burning Lalas!
>>124046692
Justice > Daft Punk!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiDsLRQg_g4
>>124046921
best whorec@
>>124046521
I SAID I WAS IN VA!!!who is this why are you calling me ceeg i dont like ceeg
>Free four days
Is game still shit?
>>124047102
It's even worst
>>124047059
I'm not a whore..
>>124046921
Glad you came to your senses.
>>124046942
OK if you're on my server.
xth for midlanders
>>124047092Weighty Watermelons
>>124047102
Yes
>>124047057
such a hottie!
>>124047175
oh you don't charge? excellent then i'll be by shortly
>>124046707
you're cute and I like you FYI. Don't think I've ever said it and sadly you do look like many other c@s (although yours came a little before them). Whatever you choose hope you're satisfied.
Duskwights are the TRUE Elezens blah blah.
>>124045648
It's not too bad, though you might have trouble with the final boss if you don't burn it fast enough since he heavies and places a huge aoe below you.
More dance music please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4yEzvhJ3WU
>>124047389
Can you not?
>>124047668
Um...
>>124047675
What are you doing to that young boy..?
Forcing him to stand on your shoulders like that! It's cruel!
>become the wagekek
>can only play during prime time basically
>verizon lags like a fucking piece of shit during those hours
>its only ff14 everything else is fine
Well, I'm not paying for a VPN just to play this shit game.
Bye bye!
>>124047693
>healer
well yeah no shit you're gonna survive a lot better, I could probably do it on a tank
but blm is just like no defense and no healing so I get raped
>>124046786
I'd join another but the /vg/ FCs seem to be shit.
Is the 50 dungeons worth doing for xp now?
>>124047751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALbVEmzY5S4
The best kind of dance.
but no, this is just a really good instrumental track.
>>124046198
sorry didn't realize you responded in next thread. Lighter was what I was thinking on the skin tone, it just looks a bit off. Hell, I think even darker would look better, if that's what you wanted. The colours were just really not working with each other.
mfw can't into thordan today
what is a video game
>>124047775
That is a cute top tho, what is it?
>>124048102
Your new character and your name are both ugly.
Why the change?
>the bow dropped
Happy day
>>124048182
someone wanted me to go back to my au ra and i changed my name back
im autismo
>>124048117
Tantra Chestwrap
>>124047962
My true mentor....
>>124048117
MNK eso chest dyed.
I think I am
Again
>>124048272
Abe, will you ERP with me?
>>124048272
If I send you nudes can we be friends?
>>124048102
oh hey you're not a cat anymore
>>124046970
And friendless you shall remain with that attitude.
>tfw
>>124048357
yea sure
>>124048363
i think i've gotten nudes from like two people ever and one of them was unsolicited but sure
>>124048546
Alright, cool. Please don't spontaneously log off.
>>124048546
is that lala a blm
>>124047792
Trying as smn now, 1st boss sure is annoying. Too much dps and phases go up way too quick
>>124048634
It's obviously a whm, since it is casting stonein my pants
>>124048595
okay
>>124048634
yeah they're really gud
>>124048934
Abe's heart has melted and she now loves the lalas.
>>124048284
thanks mate
>>124048934
midlander when friend
>>124047775
Had to let you know before you do something drastic like fantasia.
Miss Handlebars?
>>124049530
Yeah?
>>124049530
Please, she already killed herself again.
>>124048904
Yeah it's just a pain. I wanted another person to go with but oh well.
>>124046889
Both. Never be afraid to ask questions, especially to somebody more experienced in a fight or a class than you. A good way to figure out things yourself is to relate a situation in an encounter to one you're more familiar with, especially in a game with as many reused mechanics as this one.
Remember to line things up with your CDs, and always think about uptime, at least when it comes to DPS classes. Think about a fight on a GCD basis once you can remember the script, a lot of the best tanks/healers also do the same. A lot of this comes from repetition.
Don't be afraid to help people out with 0/1 chests, it might give you the experience you need. So basically, all of the above.
>>124049612
Please post a happy face, Miss Handlebars.
>>124049530
This is the birds, isn't it?
>>124049808
No, this is merely your admirer. Please show me you're okay.
>>124049723
http://strawpoll.me/6156713
Super-ultra unimportant.
>>124049676
Damn, last boss is even worse. Got him to 50% before i died from too much dmg.
Too bad i'm on primal or i'd help.
>>124050025
Can we at least see your current Elezen?
And why only til Monday?
Anyone else really not like HW's DRG? Maintaining BOTD is even worse than keeping Enochian.
>>124049928
>>124050263
LOL
I'm dead
Post more fappable fuck dolls please.
>>124050107
"Weekend" fantasia, even though it's not yet the weekend.
>>124050025
garris pls
>>124050213
yeah im cool with the filter, they make posts better.hope to see you two on excal soon(?) (maybe??)
>>124050347
You're so handsome though! Please don't fuck up that beautiful visage! Long hair is nice too! So many of the /xivg/ elezens have short hair instead of embracing their Tolkein heritage.
>backseat driver BLM in Gubal
fuck
off
mom
>>124050346
Is the orange haired elezen girl here?
>Try to make a c@
>all i see is vjera
Fuckingavlejashd
>NEW TO SERVER SUPA HARDCORE STATIC LS INVITE ME
why do new transfers to gilga have this mentality?
>>124050347
You took my hair and glamour
>>124050759
>your hair
and you are?
>>124050740
Isn't Gilgamesh the hip new place to be fore pros and elitists
Is Miss HandlebarsOsamaguy?
>>124050784
>>124050898
My shit. I lost it.
>>124050315
I am too. On thetinside.
>>124050759
I did? I guess that means you've got excellent taste in glamour, then.
>>124050449
Uh...thanks?
Eurodatacenter, are you dead?
Please tell me so I'd know if I should keep waiting.
How the fuck do I try the free demo of this game on steam? I made an account and now it's asking me for a 1 time password thing that I need to buy for 10 bucks. The thing looks like it comes on a keyring
>>124050898
>>124051163
just leave it blank
>>124051165
>v and s
I miss mittens
>tfw got ditched twice in one night
I'm on a roll.
To the moogle anon: My PC actually crashed! I know that seems like some horrible timing given the conversations. Sorry!I don't think I'm coming back. Just wanted to let you know what happened. Thanks for your help!
>>124051328
Alright, anon. I hope it goes well with your stuff.
>>124050413
I hope so too lol.. Been chatting with people on my server in LS and it makes it hard to make the decision to leave, though I haven't mentioned it. Also got to figure out how not to lose all my gil while selling this mansion I've come into possession of. I'll figure it out eventually. Thanks a lot for the input though.
>>124051317
What happened, anon?
>>124050025
>til next monday
glad to see my tax dollars are going to a good cause.
>>124050861
its supposed selling point is consistent pug quality, as in a random pug farm group should be able to clear thordan 9/10 pulls.
But because every other transfer has that carry me pls mentality the result is that half of farm groups can't even make past the second conviction tower phase.
getting that alligan floating ball mount is going to take a good fucking while
>>124051426
feel free to make an alt here and scope out the place if youd like, im usually in limsa.
be on the lookout forgirl friendand hopefully im in lower decks and not leveling when youre around!
>>124051447
First.I got keked
Second,someone left in the middle of ERPing without saying a word.
>>124051560
cute lizard
>>124051487
Ease up there, buddy. I'm not on your server anymore, you don't have any reason to beef with me now. I don't care about you and you shouldn't care enough to target me, either.
Just let go and move on, man.
>>124050025
>no kill yourself option
you tried.
>>124051582
>Second,
jeez either you were really bad or they're just rude
>>124051574
Don't tempt me, am fem midlander looking for platonic relationship no erp or rp, gotta escape the cancer that pollutes these threads
>>124051548
So,yes?
>>124047751
that music is too generic for me to give you a related genre
just look up dance/club music you should be satisfied...
If you give me a better example maybe I can help you.
>>124051706i wasnt propositioning anything if thats what you thought, its just my ign.
>escape the cancer
good for you! fight the good fight
>>124051662
get a job and earn those fantasia's you dole bludging scumbag
>>124051817
How'd you know? How did you know that the Tin Can, and their shining example of what an avatarfag COULD BE, saved me from that life?
Pic related, dick stuff I would do before I was saved.
nth for got my thordan clear finally
Does anyone wanna beat the shit out of me? I'm wearing a kevlar vest and I'm not afraid of you fucker.
>>124051951
haha I am pretty dumb
Just a bit drunk. Reading comprehension is failing, and so is decisionmaking. Excal is honestly the top of my list atm, I feel like I'm trying to find excuses not to transfer nowadays.
>>124047321
why are you here then?
What is the best way to farm mgp right now?
WHY DO PEOPLE RP PUBLICLY IN THE QUICKSANDS IF THEY DONT WANT OTHER PEOPLE BUTTING IN OR TRYING TO JOIN.
KEEP THAT SHIT TO PARTY MATES
This will never happen again
Never in my life
>>124052190
Grats!
>tfw you'll never have a friend circle around you
>tfw you'll never know the feeling of being orbited
>tfw you're just a male character, and not a cat boy
This is a good feeling right?
>>124052085
Wait, so I was right?
There were a couple of things that lead me to the hypothesis, and I sort of had a gut feeling.
1)I heard that beard guy was from exodus.
2)When beard guy apologized to me, he posted anime avatars
3)Both Miss Handlebars and Beardguy used the phrase "Did not deserve to be shat on" when talking about me. While apologizing and shitposting about birds respectively
4)The cloud photoshop of Miss Handlebars, meaning Handlebars had some proficiency with the program.
>>124052473
Which race has the biggest juiciestboogers?I think it might be Lalafells, hiding tasty nuggets behind those deceptively cute and tiny noses.
void ark doesn't count for the feelin lucky challenge, rite?
i'm leveling a class right now and i don't want to waste the extra xp
>>124052482
what's wrong with being a cat boy...
>>124051662
Keep chugging those fantasias. Tanaka once told me that if you used enough of them you could change your ugly appearance in real life and not just in-game.
It's not like it's your money anyway!
>>124052257
alright dude, hope to see you and your friend soon!
any name i should be on the lookout for?
id suggest transferring sober, dont want you finding yourself in bumfuck nowheresville tomorrow morning and 18 dollars missing
Dragoon or summoner for dps alt?
>>124052085
i have seen like 3 different people bully that roe
leave him be, he's trying his best
>>124052850
DRG. No one cares for SMN outside of A2S epeen.
>>124052717
Lalas = jews
boogers = nose gold
jews love gold
therefore, lalas have biggest juiciest boogers
>>124052873
he'll be trying his best for the next 2 months
>>124052492
>3)Both Miss Handlebars and Beardguy used the phrase "Did not deserve to be shat on" when talking about me.
Wow. Um... you caught me.
>>124052873
At least I don't point and laugh at that one guy dangling helplessly from a piece of scaffolding on the other side of Idyllshireanymore
>>124052492
>>124052085
Please don't keep me in suspense. I'm really curious now ;_;
>>124052085
interesting, maybe they were right after all???
>>124052809
>dont want you finding yourself in bumfuck nowheresville tomorrow morning and 18 dollars missing
Amen, I never make decisions while not sober, I am very good about that. Other than shitposting occasionally, of course, sometimes drinking makes me say dumb things. Don't worry if that's your IGN I will definitely find you pretty easily if I go there. I'll probably make a post and try to get a couple people to go with me.
>>124052492
What the fuck is going on?
>>124052873
he's actually trying to stick his dick on that rock
>>124053000
Sound logic.
>need 2 more dungeons to hit 60 on SCH
>tank leaves during one, DPS abandons
>in queue for 17 minutes for the other
au ra have the best butts
this is a fact
>>124053042
>Wow. Um... you caught me.I can't tell if I'm way offbase and are making fun of or if I really did catch you.
>>124053170
No, really. It was me. Also, all of that was done in Paint.net. It's why it was always so half-assed looking.
>>124053124
I don't know, man. Seems like some sort of Detective Conan bullshit up in here. I kinda wish someone has a screencap of the whole thing beginning from the beard rampage if this turns out to be all legit.
>>124053000
Trips don't lie.
did they change ninjitsu
>Trying to take SS
>HUUUGE armored bear comes stand behind you
>Starts waving
>Laughing
>Dancing
I don't even know him, what the fuck. ;_;Anyway, does /vg/ like? It's nothing fancy, I'll be wearing it throughout the month of December as my xmas outfit!
>>124052850
DRG for single target deeps. SMN for running dungeons and A2S.
>>124053303
mudras were made faster in 3.1 yes
>>124053348
Can't wait to see you ROED
>>124053272
>tfw it's one person and this is a ruse
>>124053000
I couldn't even fit my finger into my nose...
>>124053272What do you think I was doing while I was completing that Relic?
>>124053467
that's because lala heads are all noses
just full of boogers
their bodies are full of snot too
that's why they're so round and they piddle pat
>>124053467
I'll fit my dick into your nose.
>>124053426
RO.. what? Road?
smn glim glam hour
can anybody show me the sleeves dyed woad blue? id like to match it with this and see if i can make this top work.
also does anybody have skirt/pants/legs recommendations? im just kinda drawing blanks and settling for tights atm
>>124053104
ok! ill be around and logged in most of the time anyways
something something sluts whereor maybe an aether queue for something idk i'm bored?
zzzz i am so fatigued
>>124053563
BIG ROE BULLS
>>124053263
I feel like some sort of shitposting expert right now. You were a much more interesting person than I originally assumed you to be, Miss Handlebars.Makes me wish we could've been friends.
>>124053168
Yeah, the males.
>>124053348
I love when aura use blush facepaint and make it obvious it's there, only need some some red lipstick and a tiny monkey with a little hat playing a acordeon and they'd have a circus of their own.
Miss Handlebars... is a fake.
I don't know what to think anymore.
>>124053348
Can that snowman sit on your shoulder? Do we know all the pets that can? I know most birds can, but they're fuckin' ADHD and leave.
>>124053661Me too.
>>124053769
No!
>>124053467
How about you let me stick my tongue in instead, I'll go digging for you.
Besides, you people normally outsource your labor anyways, right? Can't have those cute little fingers getting dirty in the ol' mines!
>>124053769
AND THEN WHAT EH ? SNOWMEN IS FAKE TOO ? IS THERE NO REASON ON THIS EARTH?
>>124053835
My heart is broken. You are not the shy Au Ra Black Mage with a cute ensemble any longer.
>>124053859
There's no reason to continue living.
>>124053812
I don't think most snowmen are designed to sit on shoulders, Anon.
>>124053850
Fucking kill yourself holy shit.
>>124053850
truly the ugliest avatarfag in the general
>>124053947
That's not true! That's who I always was...
>>124053850
Creepy ra why do you scare and arouse me so
>>124053850
I want this lizard.
>>124053975
why be mean
>>124054029
i count this as a victory tbqh
Can I be your secret santa and buy you lego sets,senseiB'nhaka
>>124053812
Follow your dreams!
>>124053000
>Lala=jews
This logic is flawed
Jews come in and take everything away.
Lalas already hadLN and Thanbefore all the other dirty races came and soiled all the good lala lands.
Lalas are eitherRoman ChristiansorWASPs
If anythingRoesare jews.
>>124053572
More like,Semen Summoner
What's the least played job? Machinist?
>>124054157
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
So what exactly about him is so big?
>>124054210
Does this mean yes? Or are you sneaky sleeky?
>>124054165
yes thanks
>>124054346
That's a stupid question since he's clearly bigger than you.
>>124054346
His shoe size isbig
can someone teach me how to be cute?
>>124054346
His dick. Do you like em big?
>>124054402
You can't but theres a glitch you can use to make non /beckon minions sit on your shoulder.
Just beckon a minion, summon a new minion and /gpose during the desummon animation.
>>124054474
Step 1 make female au ra
Step 2 pick rukia hair
Done
>>124054029
You would've gotten away with it too, but you couldn't have known that you were dealing with a shitpost forensics expert, Handlebeards.
I dedicate this thumbs up to you for a job well done and a life well spent.
>>124054603
no i like my midlander and think she's the cutest. i was hoping for more on how to act cute.
>>124054474
just beyourself
>yfw you realize Tin Can was working with the birds all along to solve the cold case mass shitposting spree of Osamabeards.
>>124054292
that doesnt help..
>>124054603
It really is the best hair.
>>124054320
i regret nothing
>>124054525
Oh that's exciting to know. Think it'll be fixed anytime soon?
>>124054608
>Handlebeards
Ouch...
>>124054734
Well maybe if youMADEtheTHREADI'd be inclined to help you.
>>124054851
I WAS IN VA AAAUGHi made 3 in a row before the roegadyn give me a break..
>>124054826I'm sorry, I thought it was a cute nickname.
>>124053572
It looks like you were stung by bees as a child. Continuously. Until you reached adult age.
Season Greetings!
The Holiday Drier commencing holiday cheer for /xivg/! Once a week for the entire month of December, I'll be giving away steam games or Mog Station items (under $5) for those lucky enough to receive my prizes.
Keeping it simple, when I post my image (like so) on the threads first person to say "It's the Holiday Drier! Happy Holidays!" will get one of the prizes I said earlier (steam game or Mog Station item that is under $5).
On the threads, please supply a steam id to go with your post or an email to use for Mog Station items (tell me what you want too), and on balmung come up, and just send me a /say for the quote and then a /tell with your steam id (I'll most likely add you as a friend for a Mog Station item and send you the code via mail).Please bear with me while I try to find out exactly how to do these gifting processes. This will be my first time doing so.It starts now.
>>124054772
No idea, SE likes to fix tiny unimportant issues out from nowhere while leaving bigger ones around.
>>124054985
>"It's the Holiday Drier! Happy Holidays!"
>>124054985
>It's the Holiday Drier! Happy Holidays!
?
>>124054985
It's the Holiday Drier! Happy Holidays
[email protected]
>>124054985
I fucking hate Christmas.
>>124054953
It's a bumblebee nickname... It's cute but it stings.
>>124054985
>surprise, the box is full of my hearty roegadyn sperm
n-no
>>124053661
I don't know about "interesting":
>Sperg'd out over avatarfags
>Doubled the amount of avatarfag posts by themselves for several days
>Tried to out-shitpost imposter shitposter for an entire thread
>Ended up being an avatarfag themselves for positive attention
Amazing.
>>124054985
>>124055058
steam id is turbo slut, picture of noel
>>124055080
Yeah? Well fuck you, pal.
>>124054928
Excuses excuses.
A record is only good for as long as it lasts. Once it breaks its worthless.
Chocobo racing would be fun as fuck without the grind, it'd be just like Mario kart
>>124054985
Forgive my ignorance but "Drier" means in this context what?
>>124055106
But it's a nickname you should wear with pride. Most people don't even grow up to be one thread personality. You grew up to be two. I had to work hard to even hang onto my niche. There was some tough competition out there. Didn't you see that Cyan tin can? Whew.
>>124054997
>>124054525
Well. Thanks, just too bad it doesn't stay after leaving Gpose. This thing is like, the worst pet.
>Chillaxing and maxing and doing my Alc leve turn ins
>Cute cat targets me
>"Hey I know you, you're the sad guy from 4chan"
>This is the end boys
>Actually get into a pretty fun discussion with them
>Pleasant encounter, 9/10, would get recognized again
Jesus, am I becoming a Thread personality?..
>>124054984
whos to say i didnt stop getting stung
>>124055227
it gives me some slack, no?
>Once it breaks its worthless.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygQvB6OjHOU
![e223d8b252[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/w3k3KvJ.jpg "e223d8b252[1].png")
>>124055128
I was trying to kill time while doing my Relic. Do these handlebars look familiar?
>>124055346
Nice blog, you fit right in!
