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- The 8th NA Splatfest, Burgers vs. Pizza, will take place on December 4th, 10 PM PST!
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Help me decide.
The cutest pair!
Marie with the best taste as always.
is this a competition to make the op as small as possible or something
swear it's shrinking every thread
Callie a cutest
Why does the N-zap kill me so fast???
Octolings are the best!
>>124032370
It's called minimalism you uncultured swine
Cute squidboy seizes the day with confidence. He knows that if anything ever goes south he'll just be back onto the battlefield within a clock tick anyway.
why is kraken such a crutch ability?
>>124032470
because they're playing with power
>See the roller
>Dodge the roller
>Swim out of the roller's range
>Get killed by roller
>Every time
tower control a shit
Marie is the best! The best!
>>124032571
Because it starts up instantly and grants invincibility. It wouldn't be so bad if it was only on the Krak-On or had a start up animation so that they can't instantly splat your shit if you're too close when they activate it.
>>124032573
This made me laugh out loud.
>mfw triple bucket is objectively the best bucket
>>124017234
But Kaz,I'm already a squid.
>>124032337
I'm with you. This is the second hardest choice. The transformers splatfest was the first hardest
>>124032117
HA HA TIME FOR OCTOS
>>124032880
can you not do your own laundry
>>124033056
Kill all Octolings
>>124033056
Octos > Lolis
>>124033056
Octos with poor living conditions!
>>124033213
only thing they're good for is cannon fodder in single player
>>124033230
What about neither
>>124033370
>>124033412
Adult Inklings are pretty cool too.
guess we lost one.
3/4 squadWindow Johto Brade
Splatournament team ranking
Judd Dredd > Tentacle Difficulties > The Squidiots > Splatterpunks > Pain & Puffering > Squid Jam
>>124033561
/full
>>124032337
Pick pizza, I think burgers will be the most popular one.
>>124033647
Not sure whether to save this one in my regular folder or in the wank bank.
>>124033657
But tentacle difficulties is a squidboards team.
>>124033868
i don't know, cp is pretty popular in the splatoon community
>>124033941
loli haet pizza
>>124033927
and they're getting mad on twitter that bill stole their name, pretty funny
>>124033868
I see more pizza posts than burger
>>124034070
What year is this
>>124032337
Go to Maccas
Go to Dominos
Eat unhealthy food
Decide which you like more
This is not tough
>>124033941
Clever Collin over here!
>Getting one shot by indirect hits from Blasters
Is it just my connection or something?
>>124034080
Well, I guess I know my team
Any squads up?
>>124034157
Y'know, I don't actually know what year that's from. It's been around as long as I can remember.
>>124034070
I like you
>>124034074
Pls link, I like when irrelevant teams get mad over nothing
>>124033383
The Inklings EAT the Octos
>>124034487https://twitter.com/trintran/status/671876308574449664
>>124033941
Was this supposed to be impressive?
>>124034461
Pretty sure it's roughly 2006ish
>>124034675
>i have more followers
>>124034167
What the hell is Maccas?
>connection lost
FUCKING JAPS
>>124034675A reminder that these guys were the ones who won a 3v4 against 3 people from /ink/, then uploaded footage of it to YouTube and Reddit to show off how good their strategies were
>>124034459
take my spot in rafa / johto / window squad
ggs Johto squad
>>124034710
That's about what I would have guessed, it's when I remember it from, but as far as I knew people might have been repeating it for years before that point.
>>124033913
Why not both?
>>124034931
later
>>124034931
ggs
Fucking japs
>>124034847
i knew i recognized that name from somewhere
>>124034969
Inefficient.
Honestly I wish I had a tag based filesystem. This whole hierarchical tree thing is really poorly suited to your average user's needs.
>>124034762
Maccas
McDonalds you pommie cunt
>>124035160
you can tag pictures in windows, it's how i sort my screenshots
>>124034931
We need one more
I want to adopt Callie! And Marie too I guess
>>124035328
Who am i sending the request too?
>>124035482
all thisnon-commitment included
I think the thing I dislike most about this game is that sometimes my shots hit walls because 3rd person shit, and I usually get rekt because of it.
>really want to squad
>no tv
I hate being a drifter like this
>break out the .96 Gal Deco out of salt
>feel ten times less useful, but bring in twice as many kills somehow
>>124032880
> Cute little green bucket
> Swings fast
> Inks turf decently
> Disruptors are fun for everyone
> Bubbler is comfy
> Teammates like it too
> Someone tries to shoot me
> Pop Bubbler
> Toss a Disruptor
> You're_fucked_now.jpeg
>>124034754
Was this supposed to be impressive?
>>124035736
>>124035637
You would love her and cherish her and take her to school and read her stories and tie her shoes and pay for her medical and beat up her bullies and take her to movies and help her with homework and drive her to the prom and walk her down the aisle and you will love every goddamn minute of it and you damn well know it
So we all agree that Camp Triggerfish has the best aesthetics and Walleye Warehouse has the best map layout, right?
>>124036073
>pushing the squidboard salt spray rig meme
>>124036073
Was this supposed to be impressive?
>vs S+ scarth team
>hit scarth 4 times, nothing
no scarth, you ARE the lag
>>124036026
96 Deco kills fast and keeps the user alive, but runs out of ink fast.
You're either wiping the enemy team or are useless shit when using 96 Deco.
Might want to take a look at your connection there Window
Gg anyway
>>124036091
i know thatat least for callie
anon you're killing me here
>>124034762
>>124036301
96 gal ink efficiency actually isn't that bad compared to the splattershot pro
>>124036130
I can agree to that
>>124036345
You'd keep the green one around just because Callie doesn't want to leave her.
>>124036379
was this supposed to be impressive?
ggs ran
>>124036431
SSP (still) holds the record for chugging an entire tank in seconds, and is the reason why I picked up H-3 instead.
>>124033941
quick mods are asleep! post CP!!!
>>124036692
GGs rainy
>>124036527
>Cuttlefish isn't even their Grandfather, he just took care of them after the Octopus destroyed the rest of their town
That's my new headcanon and I'm sticking with it.
>>124036896
one of my favorites
>stop playing for a bit
>come back and suck balls
Ink me.
>>124037128
Sweet!
does anyone have the weapon rolling card?
>>124037162
Holy SHIT somebody help that poor squid before she dissolves
>>124036896
I have no idea how people can enjoy pizza without any toppings.
If I'm going to be shoveling grease into my gob I want it to be a memorable experience.
>>124037516
I've been a picky eater since I was a child. I can hardly get myself to eat anything besides fried chicken and pizza. I've been getting better lately but I still won't put toppings on pizza
>>124037769
I know 6 people like you and catering for them is hell.
just eat it for fucks sake you might like it.
>>124037804
I am gonna SLAP the smug out of that face
>>124037769
It sounds like you're still a child, anon. At least get fucking pepperoni on your pizzas.
3 S+ robojap dream teams in a row
why does it do this? seriously?
>>124037869
amen. just eat whats on the goddamn plate.
>>124037804
i like this a lot.
>>124037906
i can stand pepperoni. The problem is that new foods will usually make me gag so I don't want to try new things in public or with people that aren't in my family so I don't appear to be rude. I'm almost 20 so I'm not technically a child at least.
ggs squad but today is just not my day, it would seemalso i've had to piss for like an hour
>>124037976
It's very likely that's where they earn dosh, since they don't lose rank while still getting paid 6k per win
Just found some good vids of the Bamboozler. Are there any good videos of the inkbrush/octobrush?
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm27381249
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm27615357
>>124038106
Were you one of those kids that hated when the milk touched the cornflakes, or when the beans touched the mash?
>>124038349
Is that Hank... from Nintendome?
>>124038106
I'm picky in a different way, as in, I don't want to waste money by trying something new and not liking it.
>>124038393
No FUCK off. If you need money get a job, I don't give handouts to trash.
>>124038435
cereal without milk is hard to eat. as for the beans, I've never eaten beans in my life
>>124038435
who the fuck eats cereal without milk
>>124037769
as someone stuck in about the same boat, just try new shit, anon. don't force yourself into every new food, but if you see an opening to try something new in a small quantity just do it. you'll end up introduced to some rad foods that way
like for example pizza toppings because what the fuck who doesn't put things on their pizza everand who the fuck wouldn't join team pizza
>>124038809
Picky little shits, that's who.
>>124038809
I had to on my birthday this year, because I poured a bowl of cereal, then realized the milk had spoiled. It was so freaking awkward.
>>124038820
Woomy can't reach her phone because a fat bitch is in the way
>>124038978
Put the cereal back in the box?
>>124038898
>Planes
>Science
>Ninjas
That's why. I like Marie, but that shit isn't right.Plus burgers are better
>>124038978
what the fguck nigger
i want to buy you some milk
>>124038820
i want to smell their butts and crotches
>>124038978
you have my condolences
>>124038978
>mfw last month most of the milk I bought was spoiled, even days before the expiration date.
>>124036073
-flc
>>124038820
How the fuck do you even get into that position?
>>124038820
tfw you will never do this
>>124039356
you can't see it here but she's swishing her tongue around in that octo's belly button
>>124039356by doing it on purpose
>>124039139
>tfw Callie has incredibly good taste in the NA splatfests
>She has some shit taste in the EU splatfests
>>124038426
I've crossed swords with Giko once and the experience is still burned into my mind like a car crash.
If you want some footage of the brushes try entering パブム(Inkbrush) or ホクサイ (Octobrush) and skim through what there is until you hopefully find something informative. Nobody has ever successfully taken a brush into a top level skirmish so don't expect much, though.
>>124039210
Kekd
>>124039482
Fun fact, Octolings don't naturally have those black eyes.
It's just the law the Inklings beat the shit out of them whenever they pass on the streets.
sex with octmarie!
>>124039541
>implying it's not marie with the patrician NA taste
only thing that callie got right was cats/dogs.
>>124039581
brushes break RM on a lot of maps - with any level of coordination you can get some easy KOs
>>124039705
I can belive it.
Reminder that you can still register for the /ink/ Secret Santa art exchange! The initial wave of emails have been sent out. Check your inkboxes!
Email me at namefield with the following if you are interested
>Your email (throwaway is fine)
>A screenshot of your inkling
>Your mii name
>Any special requests e.g 'Draw her with a suction bomb' 'Draw her drinking juice'
We currently have one person unpartnered, so it would be nice to finish on an even amount.
If you have any questions or comments, reply here or email me ([email protected]). I'm usually lurking and will be around to answer your question.
>>124039716
Race Betraying with Marie!
>Have the splatoon amiibo 3-pack on my secret santa list cause ive wanted the amiibos for a while
>Saw 3 inkling girls in best buy today.
Did I fuck up by not getting one?
>>124039821
Cats are better, Rollercoasters are better, Art is better, Cars are better, Pirates are better; and the EU is stuck with messy rooms and the North Pole. This shit ain't fair.
>>124040090
the individual boy/girl are common as fuck, the 3-pack is better because it's the only way to get the squid amiibo (there are solo squids floating around but good luck getting one without being robbed on the price)
>>124039821
>Cats being better then dogs
>>124039943
Whats the deadline
>>124040091
>being a messyfag or a polarbear fag
>>124040198
The green squid is litterally on store shelves in england, saw 4 today.
>>124040090
The squid amiibo is harder to get solo because it was only in the 3 pack or in a bundle unless you import it.
>>124040290
I'm neither of those things, that's the point.
>>124040227
To register: No deadline, probably stopping near Christmas though, but the sooner the better.
To hand in your art: No deadline, but before January would be nice.
>>124040091
>Cats are better
>>124040386
oh good, plenty of time to learn to draw
>>124039705
Good
>>124040198
Alright good. guess I'll just wait a month to dress up my inkling girl as a schoolgirl.
Hopefully I wont blow all my sea snails trying to roll trips on these fucking goggles.
>>124040517
No shit, everybody knows that.
>>124040743
Cats are shit m8
>>124039461
>>124040798
Maybe if you're a furry
I want to marry an Octoling.
>>124040886
She'll divorce you thirty minutes later and take half your things. And then steal most of what's left.
>>124040386
Ah hell If i get over the anixeity of my shitty drawing i'll sign up by the end of the week.
>>124040375
Oh, fuck, I misread that post completely. Alright Anon, you're pretty cool after all.
>>124041019
>not forcing a pre-nup
lol
>>124040386
you don't get your art on christmas?
hey chef, how's that ravioli coming along
>>124041020
The one that I've seen so far is pretty hilarious, don't sweat it. I'll try and post these in each thread.
>>124041128
I sort of want to do that, but it can be a bit difficult with people going on holiday, being busy all day etc. That's why I say closer to Christmas might be nice, but whenever is fine.
I haven't bought this game yet. What do the octopus girls sound like?
>>124041534
Like an inferior race.
>>124041534
Araa~
>>124041534
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1e0vxwsWUV6
>You'll never perform cunnilingus on the suction cups of a squid girls hair tentacle.
>>124041534
they sound like they need to get hosed
>>124041663
....oh no boner
>>124041534
disgusting
>>124041663
What about when they get splatted?
>>124041663
I want them to force me to show them my dick then laugh like that.
>>124042026
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mz2O9OeBq5
>>124041607
>>124041798
>>124041874
I like this meme.
any squads?
anyone else having disconnects a lot
My plan for this splatfest is sadly what the opposite of what I did in the past...
In the past I just chose my favorite and sadly have last 2 of the last 3, this time I will just log in around 12-1pm and check on forums to see who is "winning" more before I decide. You'd be surprised how accurate the general is around 1-2pm (Popularity and Win %).
>>124042656
I used to have lots of disconnects but I haven't gotten one in months.
>>124042741
like 5 times in a row tonight. I can't even stay in one full match, but I never get DC's normally and I can't find anything wrong with my router
>>124042732
>picking muh 6 snails instead of your favorite side
>picking muh 6 snails instead of your favorite squid sister
>being so low-ranked and shitty you can't make the equivalent of 6 snails in an afternoon
>>124042287
It's not a meme, it's the truth
>>124042656
right here, my internet goes to shit at night time for whatever reason. getting my lan adapter in a week so maybe that'll help
>>124042732
i can already tell you burgers will win, spend 5 mins in Inkopolis and see all the bad pizza miiverse posts drawn by squibs
>>124042890
does Middle Earth get more than 'Merica? I only get 4 extra for a win
>>124033370
>they're toasting their final few hours before the power flicks off for good and they're plunged into darkness and slow agonizing death from starvation
>>124043180
it's been 18/24 for loser/winner for a while now
>>124042890
Its more of I don't want to lose my way to king because I'm being dragged down by retards and literal children.
>>124043394
Man it hardly matters; you get points whether you win or lose. It just takes a bit longer. There are gonna be loads if squibs regardless, remember?
Is seriously no one squadding?
I'll open one in a few minutes
Accepting friend requests until then
NNID:ThatsSo
>>124042282
They either sound extremely disappointed or fucking savage. These things are scary.
>>124043674
When I was pirates, everything was such a nice breeze.
When I was hotdogs I wanted to kill myself.
>>124043840
i think pirates and decepticons were the smoothest rides to royalty i've had so far
>>124043782
Ill join! I just got the okay from my host, so let the squads begin!
>>124043782
Added
>>124043782
I was about to go solo right now but I'll join if there's space or interest.
Guys, I was gone for a month. What did I miss?
Burger 4 Life, btw.
>>124044017
>>124044020
>>124044086
Squads up
>>124044115
What
>>124044212
You missed the shitposting.
>>124044212
Hell on earth.
Don't go back and read the past few threads.
>>124044115
Is that?
No... it can't be...
THE SCARTH?!
>>124044214
Wh-where?
>>124044115
>catfag
So if things hold true to form we can probably expect the next Jap Splatfest announcement to be next weekendalong with Mahi Mahi Resortright?
>>124044486
It filled up
Sorry, I'll say something if a space opens up
>>124044115
top cat
>>124044115
I always knew Scarth was a pussy.
>>124044384
So business as usual. Good to be back. What's the lastest weapon to bitch about being OP?
>>124044624
Are you sure that's a cat and not a bat?
>>124044608
Blegh
Ill host my own then if there are enough people
Nnid:Dmanstew
Join the shitsquad today!
>>124044731
do people own pet bats? I wouldn't mind having one of those too
>>124044787
added
>octobrush nouveau fucking when
>>124045117
after they add even more new weapons that aren't in the game yet
Whats so special about the octobrush nouveau?
>>124044548
Old picture, but here's my dog.
>>124045273
It's a Charger that has a brush on the end, so it's pretty damn versatile
>>124045393
Please dedicate your dog to me!
So damn tired of the .96 deco
>>124045989
nerf walls again pls
>>124045393
10/10 would fuck
Is anyone else getting constantly disconnected when playing with Japs or do I have to buy a LAN Adapter for the Starter Pack U?
>>124045393Did your pupper have a good recovery?
>>124046226
LAN adapter does help with communication errors.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qox8N33QHAU
Most underrated track
>>124046778
Is it just the Japs or is it my internet being shitty, though? I can't really tell with the Wii U.
>>124046929
Best MP track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1gIL6ib-Bo
>>124046929
>setting up a brief music queue to finally art stream
>just added this
>this gets posted
>>124047149
Stream link?
>>124047085
Everyone's situation is different. All I know is a LAN adapter clear up all my connection issues.
>>124047149
Drawing Splatoon stuff?
>>124046929
>you will never experience the tutorial again and listen to the hype ass music
>>124047095
It's one of the better ones, but Splattack still remains the best. That song makes me feel like I'm finally back to enjoying video games again.
>>124047328
>>124047430
Yeah, I said "I'd do it in the afternoon" and I completely forgot that I'd be busy all day. But it's on the way now, I just need to configure some stuff on Hitbox because I haven't used it in 40 years.
> charger had 4 kills
They were all me, I know it
Squads back up if you guys wanna keep goingDid we only lose 1 that whole time?
Just
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7ylxg1fYZM
>>124047604
>Hitbox
thank
you
>>124047719
My rank says yesknock on wood
>>124047719
>someone took my spot
j-jeez
>>124045947
She's being non-compliant atm sorry famburger
>>124046450
Yeah, thanks for asking. Her arthritis seems to be getting a bit better as a result of pentasan injections and her tooth extraction has healed completely.
>>124047958
I hear letting your dog eat your cum helps relieve arthritis
>>124047719
We lost 2-3 times in total.
