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In case you missed last night
Join bum squad
>>123972329
Fuck last night.
And fuck Marie!
I want to scarth Scarth's Scarth!
Cute squidboy thugs control this area of Inkopolis, so clear the way or pay.
>>123972475
I'm gonna scarth scarth in the scarth so hard he'll be drinking out of a funnel for a week.
>>123972329
>women slutting for attention on the internet
More news at 5. Repost the whore.
>>123972568
She was going to make art for us you mong
>>123972449
>>123972509
No
>>123972691
And? She went on talking about her hair instead. It's never about what they do in the end, but just the attention they want from hungry betas.
>>123972691
>encouraging attentionwhores when there are plenty of artfags who are both better at drawing and not out to actively ruin the general
>>123972509
>>123972449
I went into the archive and found the post.
Its just some dude with gray hair wearing glasses that looks like needs a shave and a haircut
>>123972808
Where are the drawfags? All dead we killed them
>>123972789
Some white knight chatted it up and asked her about it
>>123972543
The one on the right looks like he would stab you any second or worse
>>123972935
>Where are the drawfags? All dead we killed them
Wrong. Try lurking the thread once in a while.
>>123973106
Well I haven't seen any.
Last I saw was that broad that drew the Octoling bullying an Inkling, and they update maybe every three days at best
>>123972935
>all dead
There are 43 people entered in the Secret Santa thingy.
Stop hitting me me, silly boys
>>123973354
>>123973354
>Hitting me
Oh, I'll hit you alright.
>>123973327
I'm not a drawfag, but I signed up.
4th never, I'm gonna go get something to eat.
Wake up Marie! It's time for sex!
I hate that whenever I see a .96 Gal Deco my entire thought process goes into look at this tryhard faggot
>>123973354
DELETE THIS
>the mutant in 2d
>>123973798Callie havingsex with Marie!
>>123973557
I'm not a drawfag either, but I doubt we could get 43 people and not have at least one of them be a drawfag.
>>123973803
Sounds like you need to git gud famjam
>>123973938
Too bad Callie doesn't know what that is
>>123974134
There's no way Callie could hang around someone as lewd as Marie without picking up what sex is
>>123974387
It's basically elaborate cuddles when you think about it.They definitely share a bed though
>>123973798
When am I going to learn kanji? God, I'm such a stupid, lazy, worthless fuck.
Well I just went through the last thread and I have no idea how it all went downhill so fast.
If this shit keeps up we'll be burying this general by christmas.
>>123974942
>Holding hands to overcome stagefright
There are no cuter things in this world.
>>123974942
Pls stop talking about last night. I was there and it really was the lowest point of ink I've experienced. It was as if everything that ruins generals (circle-jerking, tripfags trolling and shit-posting, a grill attention-whoring, ironic shitposting in response) all reared their ugly heads at the same time. I just want to forget about it and post woomies and talk about the FUCKING GAME.
>>123973798
lol, but it actually says
>Marie! Let's go look at the stars!
>...You've got to be kidding me.
>>123974896
nigga kanji is the most convoluted fucked up language,not truenobody blames you for not wanting to learn a convoluted fucked up language.
Just get the basics of hiragana and have the reading ability of a 5yo japanese kid who cares
>>123975407
For example, here is a cute woomy
>>123975407
You got it pal
Have some famous woomies.
>>123975657
>lvl 26
>he's already S+99
>>123975659
I've never seen two characters so cute in every situation. When this game launched, I finally understood the idol craze.
>>123975747
save cumming.
>>123975407
it wasn't that bad really. just a lot of shitposting (it was honestly pretty funny watching that guy come into squidloli general and get triggered by squidlolis harder than anyone i've ever seen) but nothing that will bleed into the general for the long term.
it'll get worse when the legion of hungry betas at /ink/ encourages this new attentionwhore to ruin the general for real. get ready for that, because it's definitely going to happen soon.
>>123975657
That is an ugly woomy
woomy
>>123975407
>it really was the lowest point of ink I've experienced. It was as if everything that ruins generals (circle-jerking, tripfags trolling and shit-posting, a grill attention-whoring, ironic shitposting in response) all reared their ugly heads at the same time. I just want to forget about it and post woomies and talk about the FUCKING GAME.
sounds pretty much like regular 4chins if you ask methat said, the 13 year olds are back in school so shit should calm down until crumbus vacation
>burst bombing an eliter
>>123975857
he's using 96 crutch so he probably got there legitimately. i really don't see anyone getting there without a crutch. solo queue is hell.
>>123973354
The previous pics were nice but this is outright fucking gay.
>>123975857
Or an alt NNID.
I do have one to practise specific weapons for ranked without sperging my rank.
>>123975857
Nope, just quality skills, my friend!
>>123975907But that is my woomy ;_;
>>123975967
I just mistakenly thought /ink/ was mostly safe from the occasionally lost /b/tards that think the whole site has the same (lack of) board culture and etiquette. It was kinda funny looking back though.
>>123976068
>gay
Not even close, that thing is an abomonation.
THESE are cute gay squidboys
>>123975747
>almost S+99 myself
>eternally aware of the dismal fact that i'll never be a literal god like pancho
>>123975815
They're adorable, they're funny, they're successful,they'd probably destroy anything in a fight;they're just all around best.
This rotation is the worst, Port Mackarel is an absolute shit.
>squib rollers
That was cute.
>>123976441Especially Callie but I admit that this is entirely subjective
>>123976514
-London
>>123976218
it's not an alt account. guy got his save file deleted and had to start over. we were talking about it a few threads ago and how he got back to S+ in a day.
>>123976605
No that's the best part; it doesn't matter which one you prefer, you still have god tier taste regardless.
How many parallels have that kind of result?
>>123976884
Alright, thank's for telling anon.
>>123976514
Worst bait i've seen all day and I live in a rural english fishing village
Post Squids insted.
>>123977019
>You will never cradle your gf in your arms
Fugg
>>123977019
>>123977190
I want to bully each and every single one of them.
>>123977320
But there's only one Octoling there?
>>123976884
of course, people "told" you on an anonymous forum, it must be true!
>>123977431
>forum
>>123977418
ALL OF THEM
>>123976975
Has this been scanned yet
>>123977431
>>123977487
But it's physically impossible to bully squids; that's why Octopus exist.
Any news on tomorrows splatoon treehouse event?
>most popular Splatoon stream right now is a grill outdoing even Samu
>>123977579
I do it all the time.
>>123977589
Who /TeamAudrey/?
>>123977549
Most of it.
You think they'll ever nerf damage up stacking?
>>123977784
They did on the E-liter. People just don't give a toss about reading patch notes.
![CVFg-x2UYAA41KB[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/eaBsuj2.png "CVFg-x2UYAA41KB[1].png")
>>123977589
>>123977652
I want the handsome Erik to whisper filthy company secrets in my ear.
>>123977784
It's rarely useful except of a few weapons, and it usually means pushing the weapon to 99.9 or somewhere around there.
Anyone else having connection issues right now?
Holy shit we won a match on Port!
>>123977778
This book shows just how easily they could've fucked this whole thing up.
Tops to Nintendo for taking the dumbest idea for a game ever and crafting a genuine living, functioning, believable world out of it.
>>123977778
squishy
calamari
belly
Only 30 more minutes of Port Shit!
>>123976975
I love the expressions the devs gave them when sketching their poses.
It's like they were following some guys ideas and it was their way of saying
>See? See how stupid this looks!?
>>123976724
I don't understand this meme
>>123978568
It's a crappy city
>>123978494
I took an animation class back in high school and I vaguely recall that in order for a character to be successful, it should be easy to draw that character in various poses and facial expressions.
>>123977320
Bum pls go
>>123978643
a REALLY crappy city, somehow worse than hull and birmingham combined.
>>123977778
Where can I see it or download it
>>123976975
Huh, they actually drew Marie with bigger titties than Callie
I guess that about settles it
>>123978568
Some guy in /fit/ was a huge beta, like the people that go crazy over girls in /ink/, and would ask any girl that posted their picture if they were from london.
>>123978707
Well hopping on one leg and dangling their hands like downies is a pretty meticulous pose.
Yeah, ok, I'm done squadding. Thanks guys gg
>>123978827
Lazing about and eating will do that.
Callie's all about the ass. Running around and Rollering will do that.
>>123978836
l o n d o n
o
n
d
o
n
3/4
Bum squad. Join the cult
>>123979306
This is high rank anon, no fun allowed.
>>123979457
there aren't enough pictures of callie's ass and marie's tits side-by-side
>>123977418
No? All the ones with round heads are Octolings.
>>123979728
I'll play for a few gamed.
>>123977929
I actually kinda like the idea of a multi-event-type tourney. Do fan tourneys do that, too, or is it a one-mode-deal?
>>123979728
>carbon meme squad
>Port Mackerel SZ
We're a bunch of masochists.
>>123979826
Oh shit I never noticed that
>>123978707
>high school animation class
Does that mean much?
>>123972107
I like how Nintendo ensured their new IP was immune to blowjobs.
>tapping the right stick works at random times
That screwdriver can't come any sooner.
>>123980051
Profesional animators were involved so yes
>d/c
Glad I could end that rotation another step closer to S.
>>123979457
Lets be fair here, they're both war vets. They'd be suitability fit.
>>123979959
Splat zones is where all the tryhards come out since it's easy to lock down the map.
>>123980701
>zones is the mode where i get the least tryhards
Am i playing some bizarro splatoon
Pool here, gonna leave for my meidos in skyrim
>>123980701
More like Splat Zones is where all the shitters filter out since you can't singlehandedly stop a push with a kraken/killer wail.
>>123980579
Do vets still go to war? Pretty sure there'd be no need since dogs aren't involved anymore except on the bomb squads
>RM
Rev up those squads
Wish I could have got the whole squad in one image.
Who /squad/ here?
>>123981024
>>123981123
AddFlippyElf
>>123980905
in squads, the opponents go to spots to prevent your squad from advancing forward. its like they have fucking trained in advance for the spots that would wreck the most.
>>123981216
sent
>>123980994
Are you fucking serious?
>>123981092
>File name
Roller jugglers
>>123981092
Rolling in green
>>123981216
Done
>>123981216
3/4
Need one more
>>123981216
Friended.
>>123981493
Full friendo. Will still add you for next time, hopefully.
>>123981092
The Bums
>>123978826
Probably on Tumblr somewhere.
>>123981092
Rich Gang feat. Young Thug
Anyone else squading?
>>123981942
Not yet, start one.
what's the best turf covering wep ?
>>123981942
I'm interested
NNID: RaytheRuler
Favorite /ink/ regulars?
>>123979825
You could just ask.
>>123982127
Anonymous
Everyone else is a faggot
>>123981092
generic_american_youth.jpg
>>123981942
squading up
All rank and weapons
NNIDZDWATF
in game nameYoi
>>123981092
inkopolis highschool track and field team
>>123982127
favourite /ink/ newcomer?
You got some moves Kouhai.
>>123982127
>>123982436
any of the ones that tell you to kill yourself
Fugck
>>123982358
>There will never be a spin off Splatoon anime featuring a bunch of squids at squid school learning how to Turf War
>>123982596
good riddance, anime is shit
>>123982349
Squad Up
>>123982596
anime is stupid to be quite tee bee aitch with you family
HOSTING SQUAD
ALL RANKS/WEAPONS WELCOME
NNID IAMUSORRY
>>123982695
>>123982808
It won't be an anime because it won't be in Japanese. It'll be entirely in whatever the fuck Inklings speak
>>123982862
sent
>>123982862
I don't see it, is it already full?
>>123982890
anime isn't stupid because it's japanese senpai
>>123982862
gimme a sec ill join
What
>>123982339
is the splashomatic thing just a better aeromeme ?
>>123983194
DON!!!!!!!!
>>123983096
Stupidity is only dependant on shit taste
Has this place been overrun by circlejerking and attention whoring yet? I've been gone for a couple of months.
>>123983416
It's better if you put Bomb Range+ on standard for ridiculous coverage, Neo is a mini-Tentatek.
>>123983194
proof that gear doesn't make you better
Hosting Squads again!
Any rank/weapon welcome.
NNID IAMUSORRY
>>123982862
>Not posting unsaucable new Splatoon content.
This is not me.
>>123983473
I agree, anime likers have shit taste which is a natural result of stupidity
>>123983532
No, not yet.
>>123983556
>unsaucable
that image comes up in google search
>>123983416
Very different function. The Splash-O-Matic is basically a much more accurate Splattershot Jr; the Aeromeme just vomits ink all over the place. Consequently the Splash is equivalently much stronger.
What also gives the Splash-O-Matic the edge is its insane Special.
>>123983256
>Kid
>Not Squid
>>123983532
No just shitposting.
Gg squad those few games were fun.
>>123983649
Wait it does? It doesn't in mine. Well never mind, that poster is not me atleastt
>>123983573
You haven't even watched one bro
Most of them are agreeably shit
>>123972935
>where are the drawfags?
i lurk here all the time. still have a couple squids to finish
>>123983797
>Just shitposting
So more or less the same as it has been then. Solid.
Haven't played in a while due to extreme burnout after the Science vs. Art splatfest for some reason, but I finally got it in me to play again. Glad /ink/ hasn't gone to shit in that time.
>>123984016
Are /sci/fags really that salty?
>>123984187
They're Mariefags so of course the answer is yes
>>123984187
You should've seen the moneyfags.
>>123984341
>tfw like callie's appearance more
>yet i almost never agree with her choice for splatfest
help
>>123984491
>prefer callie
>agreed with her 8x in a row now
I wish I could say I know how you feel, but I don't
>>123983926
oh that's my squid! thanks drawannon
>>123984692
are you really a black girl
>>123984187
I chose art. I had just been playing nonstop up to that point and unwittingly ended up taking a long break. I only realized because I was looking for something to play today, saw Splatoon, and realized it had been a while.
Reminder that you can still register for the /ink/ Secret Santa art exchange! The initial wave of emails have been sent out. Check your inkboxes!
Email me at namefield with the following if you are interested
>Your email (throwaway is fine)
>A screenshot of your inkling
>Your mii name
>Any special requests e.g 'Draw her with a suction bomb' 'Draw her drinking juice'
We currently have one person unpartnered, so it would be nice to finish on an even amount.
If you have any questions or comments, reply here or email me. I'm usually lurking and will be around to answer your question.
>>123984884
Can't blame you, I hardly pick this one up more than two or three times a week. The pressure of maintaining a rank you fought so hard to reach is just not fun.
What the fuck am I supposed to do after I finish drawing an anons squid.
so what the fuck happened last night?
did you fell for some attentionwhoring shit?
Doing good, Squad.
>>123985142
go to the archive and look yourself holy shit
>>123985121
I feel like I tend to play in bursts rather than playing in moderation. Which is kinda shit for this game because it tends to make me rusty when I do pick it up again.
>>123985142
Some tripfag got a bit rambunctious. Nothing else was that terrible.
Stop talking about it now.
>>123985073
I'm done with my drawing. Do i just hold onto it till christmas and send it to the email given to me?
>>123985128
>>123985423
Sorry, I've been meaning to email people to follow up with instructions for clarification.
Once you finish, you can choose when to send it. Closer to Christmas might be cool, but whenever is fine. Please send me the completed work as well (>>123985073) so I can create a collage of what's been created.
Of course, send it to the email address that I gave you. If I've somehow given you a nonworking one or something like that, please let me know and I'll help to fix it.
tl;dr
>You can send it whenever, closer to christmas feels more like a christmas present but it doesn't matter
>Please send me a copy of the picture you've drawn for a collage purpose
>Send it to the email that was supplied to you, if you have an issue with this or its not working or something let me know and I'll try and work to fix it.
Thanks guys
I now understand what it means to want to protect a smile.
>can't take on a dynamo without trading because of bad connection
Any open squads looking for a squid?
>>123986124
Actually a group of Squids is called a Shoal
FUCK CALLIE
>>123986513
I'm trying
>>123986513
She'd kill the shit out of you
>>123986513
Cherish Callie
I wish I could master the ancient art of the invisible ink.
>>123986731
He's channelling his inner Bum Nuggler
>>123986689
Oooh that felt good.
This rotation plus Jet Squelcher is better than sex. A LITERAL GOD OF RANGE.
>>123986673
It's as if they took a physical slice from a solid block of perfection and carved it into an angel, and then made that angel look like Bayonetta, and then sprinkled that angel that looks like Bayonetta with some excess perfection and called it a squid.
>>123972107
>have not played since last splatfest
>still addicted to fallout 4
>new video card should come in tomorrow
>splatfest is only a few days away
>conflicted between taking my gatling laser to everything or playing splatoon
Squads?
Has this general ever got any good gets?
Gotta dorp out. GG
IAMUSORRY squad 3/4
>>123987653
No, but /v/ did with Splatoon
>>123987548
How can a person have such polar extremes of good and bad taste in videogames?
Ending squad here, was fun games.
>>123987693
GGs.
Goodnight Americans
May your aim be true and your urge to shitpost be low
>>123987829
>he plays bethesda games for the story
GODDANIT YOU FUCKING PEICE OF SHIT
FUCKING ATTACK THEM YOU COWARDLY COCKSUCKERS
>>123987934
Pray tell, what DO Bethesda games do well?
>>123987995
Sell
>>123987995
It's fun to wander around and just see what happens. There's something calming about just walking around a wide open world while occasionally fighting things that attack you along the way.
Because let's be honest, Bethesda stories are fucking terrible, but it's not the story that matters, it's the journey you take.That's just me though.
>>123987995
Exploration. Open world stuff. Ever since elder scrolls 1, the story has been bland and not very moving but once you get out there and just start exploring a huge world, finding scrap, turning scrap into not scrap and moving on to do it again.
>>123987995
I know I'm going to be funposted at for this but I genuinely believe they make good open world RPGs. I still haven't finished the main questline, and I know it sounds autistic, but 'living' in the world is the fun part for me. They serve as an excellent modding platform which allows you to fix the flawed gameplay itself, as well as adding new things, you just have to have the autism to go through and spend an absurd amount of time modding.
>>123988369
Mostly big bouncing breasts and bikini armor though.
>>123988369
Splatoon related mods wh-
Oh right, GECK wont be out until next year.
>>123988471
>big bouncing breasts
y-yeah..I really need to tweak her bodytype, I had the weight up so her waist doesn't look like it's about to snap.
>>123988620
GECK?
Sorry, I'll stop being off topic now.
>>123988620
What mods could possibly make sense?
>>123988858
O C T O L I N G S
>>123988826
Garden of Eden Creation Kit.
It's the Fallout modding suite.And yeah, I'll quit going off topic too.
>>123988858
A weapon that shoots goo. most energy weapons turn enemies into a puddle anyways. Can probably stretch the whole radiation thing in for inklings.
>>123988858
I just want ink colors
3/4 Scarth/Leo/Connor
PW 1116
NNIDscarth23Let me know if you add me
Come get <60s dunks on camp RM with us
>>123988858
Old Splatfest shirts to keep.
>>123988205
>>123988369
Alright then, Sorry if I was harsh before, I hate Bethesda with a passion, and people who praise them piss me off. If someone likes the games but understands how flawed they are that's fine with me.
>>123989253
>if the dissenters at least somewhat agree with me, it's okay
>outright disagreeing with my opinion isn't okay, though
i've never played a bethesda game in my life and yet can tell that you're full of shit, lad
>>123987995
Being shit. You can always link their name to the most unacceptable practices and design flaws.
>counter goes onto 34
>get splatted
>moves to 35
>>123989227
I wish they allowed this. At the very least, letting you keep it if your team wins
Y'ever pour so much of your being into a stupid video game about squids only to realize that none of this shit will matter on my deathbed
>>123989424
>I have no idea what I'm talking about but I'm going to rewrite what you posted in a way that I can dispute it and try to start an argument with you
You won't get another reply out of me.
>Cant wear glasses and a hat
What a shit game
![ITat6yL[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/AtODeLL.png "ITat6yL[1].png")
>>123990995
close enough
>>123990634
Nothing will matter on your deathbed, do what makes you happy.
welp that's enough being bums shadow
>>123991156
Thats uggo
>>123991269
>>123991365
All the beanies look too big
>>123989424
>lad
No need to read more.
So which spaghetti is best?
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