New Wave Now Edition
Overwatch is a first person shooter made by Blizzard. The closed beta is live and I'm invited.
>Main Site
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/
https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch
>Overwatch Game Data Spreadsheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/htmlview?usp=sharing&sle=true
>/owg/ Steam Group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/overwatchgeneral
>List of /vg/ battletags (post yours in the thread if you want to be added to it)
http://tygla.com/owgnames.txt
Old Wave: >>123871426
>he can't bhop
maybe if im first ill get an invite
YOUR NEXT LINE WILL BE>tfw /notin/
>>124018586
I'm sorry anon
>>124018570
Bhopping is easy in MonHun.
i've had enough
>>124018596
>tfw /in/
pretty shit game tbqh senpai
>>124018961
Jammku confirmed for best bro.
Just got beta access.
All you haters should go follow his shit and watch, you'll get a key. Same way Sodapoppin's top followers all got access.
>>124019043Where'd you contact him
Been /in/ since forever, it's a pretty gud game, like today I only screamed "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" and punched my monitor twice.
>>124019043
Here is your reply.
>>124019030
Except he did give out beta access to SC2 months before the game launched.
>>124020067Accept my request Jammku
![tumblr_nxq9bp8FnF1qbdu5eo1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/NvWI3yZ.png "tumblr_nxq9bp8FnF1qbdu5eo1_1280[1].png")
need 2 breed
>>124020203
He only does it for subscribers / followers. He isn't going to give you beta unless you're part of his community.
>>124020358I follow him. I'm a part of everything he has.
>>124020067
No, he most certainly did not.
All he does is sit here and respond to himself all day.
I must impregnate this korean girl many times in the interest of creating multiple children
>>124020420
He did. He even gave 14 day guest passes once he got the collectors edition.
>>124020950I KNOW ITS YOU JAMMKU. ACCEPT ME.
Luciois the purest.
>>124020217
>>124020517
>no line of d.va saying 'are you stupid?'
this is the game's greatest flaw
Do you think the OW characters compare bodies in the shower?
>>124021230
How big is Rein's dick
Holy shit!!!
Check your emails NOW!!!!!
>>124021813
still nothing anon
>>124021758
The Biggest
i need that orgasm dart post asap
>>124021061
Does she call anyone a noob?
>>124022089
search archive retard
>>124021813
everytime
>>124021813
excellent b8
>No one good streaming
>No beta invite
>Already masturbated 5 times to D.va
Back to bed
>>124023358
night anime!
>>124023358
Dont leave anon! I'll let you use my account if you want
>1669 viewers
>8:30 PM EST
Dead.
>close out of hearthstone, battlenet updater pops up with "Overwatch has started an update"
>Game is still not playable, check email to double check, still nothing
Dammit Blizzard why do you do this to me?
>>124023358
>>Already masturbated 5 times to D.va
Do you do it quick or nice and slow?
>>124023483
Are you serious?
Imthem#1882
Message me. NOW.
>>124023734
Both.
>>124023761
>ImThem
Jesus christ you're everywhere
>>124023761
>People keep posting IDs
>>124023895
post your ID and i will seriously let you use my account
How the fuck is no one good streaming this game this late at night holy fuck is this game even played by anyone anymore
>>124024081
What? I. already. said.
ADD IMTHEM#1882
RIGHT. NOW.
>tfw no one will share an account with me
>>124024262
Fine guess you dont want to use it
Post your bnet ID and e-mail associated with the account and I'll let you play my account.
>>124024262
E-mail too please.
>>124024442
[email protected]
I'll use it senpai just send your info right here
>>124024251
I like roflgator, he has pretty good quality and he's a bit funny.
>>124024569
Alright I'll try this cocksucker out,don't disappoint me anon.
>>124024251
>watching streams of any game
kek behavior
>>124023853
>>124024251
roflgator is really the only streamer I can stand, hes not an opinionated jerk and he has some pretty decent skills
If only they would send out keys to more people so the game wouldn't be so dead.
>>124025076
>so the game wouldn't be so dead.
game isn't dead you're just salty cause you're not in
>>124024704
Ok.
>>124024706
Watching SOME streams is fun.
>>124025214
Less than 4k viewers on twitch. Its dead, anon
Is this sharing of accounts actually going on, or is it just a very elaborate ruse.
>>124025214
I have a friend that is in who waits 30+ minutes in queue at night. Combine that with the fact that it has even less viewers than heroes of the storm most of the time and sits in the 25-40th viewed game on twitch.
Dead my friend, the hype train has derailed.
>>124025470
>elaborate
It's just regular rusing.
3 days now since last time bothered to play this game
meanwhile some people are spending hundreds of dollars to get a beta account lol
>>124025470
What do you think, anon?
>>124025470
Im still waiting for a cute anime to post their ID so I can share my account with or possibly even get it stolen
>>124025649
woops forgot my id
>>124025649
Whats more cute and anime than the junkers?
ASingleWorm#1915
>>124024275
that's because that'll get your access removed anon
>>124026038
roadhog and junkrat is a pretty based otp
What the shit - did anyone get in today?
>>124027000
Jammku gave me one today. I followed his twitter and youtube, then asked him on bnet for one.
>>124027000
No, there are no more invites going out until next year at least
>>124027000No one got in at any point. Blizzard hires people to spread the idea that some random peopel got in, but only streamers actually got in for real. There are no invites, no nothing.
>>124027206
If I dont have to pay him money I will sub to everything he has for a beta flag
>>124027000
I think a few people got in as a wave was going out, however seeing as Blizzard reverted the patch changes 10 minutes after implementing them, they probably stopped the invites and focused on fixing the patch because it was bugged or something. idk wtf's going on over there, some transparency would be nice. confusion over a product is the worst thing a company can do when marketing it.
Whenever I kill one of the waifus in the game I always imagine my bullets are orgasm inducing chemical darts and their death cries are actually mind wiping orgasms that leave them breathless for the respawn timer. Or orgasm inducing neuron pulses if it's an energy weapon.
Anybody else think like this?
>>124028339
thanks doc
>still no d.va sfm
>>124030008
Soon.
>>124028339
i didn't before but now i will
Paladins is actually pretty fun
>>124030959
>playing Palashit instead of playing Overwatch
You dont know what real fun is friend
>>124031158
Must be used to iphone games.
Hey, so what about that Overwatch?
>you will NEVER be invited to the beta
>>124034469
>Widowmaker will NEVER smother you till unconscious with her ass crack
>>124025565
Why the fuck would anyone play overwatch? Accounts can easily sell for $200-300 that same day
>>124028339
No, but I'm starting to think whoever posts this gets a mind wiping orgasm.
>>124034659
If Overwatch was flagged on my account I'd be losing ludicrous amounts of money to sell my battle.net account for less than $1500 due to all the other shit on it.
My friend has Overwatch beta but he never plays, but he plays WoW constantly.
Would I be able to play his Overwatch account while he plays WoW, or would that not work?
>>124036181
Go ahead and try to log into the same bnet account on 2 different computers. I'm sure Blizzard won't ban his account.
>>124034469
I would think Blizz would make use of the winter break as the best means of publicity, open the gates to a fairly large beta to let people drool over their waifu's ass and such. Dunno if they actually care about stress testing the servers, but if they do, perfect time to get as many participants as possible to see what happens under severe loads.
>>124038093
If they don't it's going to get messy, they are showcasing a game that looks and feels nearly complete and not providing any information as to a release date and other questions.
Streamers aren't streaming it and everyone else is losing hype, if they keep this up they are going to turn away a lot of their potential playerbase.
>>124038429
Well spring starts in March, assuming they try to push it out early as possible on that schedule, they still have a few months to do weekend tests and shit, just since they already have pre-orders up seems like a missed opportunity not to make use of people's holiday shopping fervor.
>>124039167
The whole thing is really messy, they have it up for preorder but aren't giving out keys while they are pushing overwatch merchandise in their store instead.
They need to focus on getting people into the beta who want to be there instead of trying to hook streamers who don't care.
>>124039392
Not even don't care so much perhaps, but they're going to burn them out with only a handful of them going at it for as long as possible.
Not sure how much they care about balance, but kind of need lots of people dicking around to see find goofy exploits and such.
With all the mobility I'd think eventually someone might find a way to glitch under the map like the early days of TF2, shit was hilarious.
>>124023358
Sleep so good.
>>124043065
Let's see proof, friendo.
>>124031158
>playing Overwatch
if only
y'know
i could do that
Pretty bummed there was no wave today. Don't know what the hell Blizzard is doing when a lot of the people that are in the beta are saying barely anyone is around for matchmaking.
>>124036181
>>124036505
You can't login to b.net on two different computers, it just won't let you.
When I auto-login on my laptop it logs out my desktop
>>124040815I love you
>>124045576
They're struggling to populate the in game cash-shop. Guarantee they aren't letting the game out the door yet because the higher-ups don't think there's enough monetization yet.
>>124045876
That's the point.
>>124046009
I know, they've got to implement the skin selection shit and a cash shop before they let a lot of people in.
![[DmonHiro] Kokoro Connect #09 - I Can't Stop, I Can't Stop, I Can't Stop! (BD, 720p) [EFC8DDFC].mkv_snapshot_16.44_[2015.11.22_01.20.37].png](https://i.imgur.com/NVxFLQq.jpg "[DmonHiro] Kokoro Connect #09 - I Can't Stop, I Can't Stop, I Can't Stop! (BD, 720p) [EFC8DDFC].mkv_snapshot_16.44_[2015.11.22_01.20.37].png")
So when is that new wave?
![tumblr_ny4qnwu5581tccu4oo1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/rYUMZ5B.png "tumblr_ny4qnwu5581tccu4oo1_1280[1].png")
do you think D. VA drinks Mountain Dew™ and eats Doritos™ like a true gamer when she plays Starcraft™ 2?
>>124046828
No that's only for people who play xbone. True Starcraft 2 pros just waste away and die in internet cafes.
>>124046540
Sorry to say but not until next year
reminder to report avatarfags into oblivion until the mods finally do something
>>124046828
No, she's korean, she eats a bunch of spicy food, drinks bubble tea, and says extremely rude/crass/direct things to you about you
Stop watching streams, stop posting on the subreddit if you were before, hype needs to die down
>>124046540
>>124047692
How does it feel to not be able to play the game for 6 more months?
>>124048609
Shitty, but Blizzard kinda broke me. My hype turned into just wanting something I couldn't have, and when I realized this I realized I don't really care anymore.
I'll just play other games and buy Overwatch when it comes out. A month ago I was ready to pre-order the Origins Edition, but... meh.
So, how does their Battle.net login thing work with consoles? I know if you try to log in on a second computer it kicks your account offline from the first computer, but with Diablo 3 console (which I don't have), is there any login conflict or can you play a game on Playstation while simultaneously being logged in on a computer? I'm assuming they'd use the same thing for Overwatch console version.
![tumblr_nxwd8lCgJn1qkawquo1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Q09T7NK.jpg "tumblr_nxwd8lCgJn1qkawquo1_500[1].jpg")
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>124049840
literally what the fuck
![tumblr_nxwd8lCgJn1qkawquo2_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YXBSvH7.jpg "tumblr_nxwd8lCgJn1qkawquo2_1280[1].jpg")
>>124050820
Sometimes it seems like people don't realize that men and women have different shapes and sizes to their faces
or that lips aren't THAT goddamn differently colored than the rest of our skin, nor that boldly defined
![tumblr_nxsyiqQDGF1s2fshso1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/rhgmQQN.png "tumblr_nxsyiqQDGF1s2fshso1_1280[1].png")
>>124051074
What are you trying to imply anon?
>>124051464
nothing that art is perfect :^^^^^^^^^^^^^)
>the new patch supposedly increased Toblerone's turret health, and HALVED its upgrade cost
The game's still in beta and any resemblance of balance is already being butchered.
No matter how well the game does I think we're all going to agree that blizzard fucked up marketing this game, even if years down the line it has well over a million dedicated players
>>124052109
Blizzard can't possibly fuck up marketing their own games. They're Blizzard games, so people will buy them just because.
>>124051552
Yeah thats what I thought anon
>>124051406
symmetra is a cutie they just need to fix her face a little bit tbqh
>>124052026
Can confirm that this is not true
>>124052990
It went live for a few minutes then been reverted.
>>124052026
I think very briefly you were able to start the match with a level 3 turret
/owg/ slowing down, is it going to die or is there another beta weekend coming up?
>>124054194
Next stress weekend not until January at the earliest.
>>124054194I want to lick Tracer's belly
>>124054347I want to lick your belly while you lick Tracer's belly
>>124054418a-anon,that's lewd
>>124054194
It's dying, there's a point where people just aren't going to wait any longer and are going to go do other shit.
There's more video games than ever vying for our attention and our money, I don't really understand how Blizz thinks this is a winning strategy. I'm sure I'm not the only one that already spent money on the sales that just took place, and none of it went to Blizzard
>>124054194
I'm /in/ and it's time they invite more people
I want to queue at all times and get a 6v6.
>>124054702Just the way you like it, right? Now how about a game of Overwatch then after we can get even lewder
>>124055740I don't have my access yet,I'm just gonna keep being lewd on a chinese cartoons imagrboard
>>124056053Well thats a shame you dont have it yet but when you do get in send me a friend request so we can play together and do other stuff. OuchStopIt #1661
>>124056461
>>124056053
>>124055740
>>124054702
>>124054418
>>124054347
Cease this shit immediately.I'm at work and you're making me hard.
>>124054886
This is sadly how most of my friends feel, we had a lot of fun in the beta weekend but none of them want to sit around waiting until the spring hoping for something to happen while Blizzard refuses to tell anyone anything about their plans.
Might as well forget it exists and just go play something else.
>>124056803
im sure they will announce something about more beta invites some time this month
How do you feel about Overwatch?
https://strawpoll.me/6156969
>>124057048
where is the "/in/ and loving the shit out of this game" choice?
>>124057182
Make your own Strawpoll, becauseI don't care anymore.
>>124057182
Uh, what's the point of putting bogus shit on a poll? It's not a joke poll
https://strawpoll.me/6156988
https://strawpoll.me/6156988
https://strawpoll.me/6156988
https://strawpoll.me/6156988
ACTUAL POLL
>>124056461Sure why not,mine is Razormind#2455
>>124056645Cmon anon,don't resist it
Is some butthurt fgt ddosing servers because he didnt get an invite?
>>124060610
What? servers are fine for me anon
>>124060629
>EU
>>124060610
Seems to be all battle net games, I guess authentication servers down or something.
>>124060859
>says anime
>>124060897
At least someone's awake over there this time of night.
>>124060859
Inaba pls you're gayer than both of them
So fucking dead.
>>124054194
Sauce?
Was there an invite wave yesterday? I swear to god all the fucking retards were online yesterday and the games were horrible.
>>124064279
None that were announced.
Alright guys give me your battlenet IDs.
I'm gonna try something, check back tomorrow
Post your memorable plays:
>Roadhog in Numbani offence
>Enemy team greets us right after the initial spawn poin.
>hook bitches, tank damage, all the good stuff.
>suddenly hear "NERF THIS!" behind me
>enemy D.Va dropped her ulti near me, no cover at hand
>see the lil bitch running off, nope.
>Hook the Gook, we all die together
>>124064925
>Checked the box that said "Overwatch Beta"
>Months later, still cant play.
>not even weekend stress test
Very memorable.
>>124064791
Goldendale, Washington.
>>124064925
>Be roadhog
>Tracer jumping around the capture point
>Hook her midair and brrrabt her face
>Use the Gatling gun to take out the remaining four enemies on the point
>Capture it while they all resplendent
The play of the game went to a hanzo
:')
>>124064925
>be reaper on defense
>jump onto the point at the last second
>press Q
>>124066531
Why didn't they just shoot you? :S
>>124067591
They were all dead! xD
>>124067718
If they were all dead then why press Q? :S
>>124028339
>mind wiping
I-I want one..
>>124069296
I got one for you bby ;)
>>124069720
b-but I'm aboy_
>>124069897Thats even better anon
>>124069960
but b-boys can't kiss boys anon, you aren't making any sense right now, gosh.
>>124070139
I want to__beTracer.
>>124070139
Yes they can sillynow let me show you how good it can be
>>124070345
I want to be the windowmaker
>>124070348
plz anon I'm starting to feel funny
>>124070583
But windowmaker is a mindbroken zombie (hence the skin color).
>>124070583
You can be my widowmaker bby <3
>>124070697
That makes her even better anon
>>124070747
>widowmaker
>>124070697
>implying I don't want my mind broken
yeah..heh u-uh good point anon
I lose my mind when a big hard cock dangles in front of my face. Honestly. My mouth hangs open, my eyes glaze over. My brain gets all mushy and all I want to do is please the cock with my mouth.
Mindbreak is real.
>>124070809
Hers already has been. You wouldn't get to experience it.
>>124070850
W E W
E
W
>>124070697
Skin color is a bonus for me. I heard/saw once "Once you go blue, no other one will do." and damn, it was right.Even though hers look more purple than blue, but her profile says blue, so it counts.
>>124070850
Show me the way to mindbreak hell
>>124070807
>mememaker
>>124071116
HRT. They say it makes you less horny but it doesn't. Instead of wanting to penetrate things I feel all warm and fuzzy. I'm in heat all day every day. I just want to suck cock, I want cum inside of me, I want to be used as a human cock sleeve. My mind is full of cock. When I actually get to suck a cock or get fucked I swear it's a trance. I feel like time doesn't exist, my brain turns off and only getting fucked matters.
I've become such a little slut whore, help.
>>>/tv/63245966
FUCK
>>124071576
You sound like a total_qt_I used to read into hrt a lot and heard this was sometimes the case, and couldn't help but think that it was a benefit
>>124071576
>>124071879
Gays not welcome.
>thread full of horny boisluts eager to please others
>but none of them wants to give up the pleasure of being cummed inside and assume the dom role
This is true hell right here.
>>124071985
sufferthe wrath of my cock
Game is so fucking dead we have faggots taking about gay things.
Time to leave this gen until pre-order beta.
>>124074326
See you tomorrow.
>>124074326
Bye anon! I'll miss you!
>>124071985
what is this image from?
artist name?
>>124075254
nvm found it
>ovewatchの最ドスケベキャラ。
>日中韓キャラ全員描こうかと思ったけど時間が無いのでD.Vaだけ。
>ボディの謎金属塗り忘れたよね…
According to Google autotranslate, he says D.Va is the "most Dirty Little character of ovewatch."
>>124075989
D.va SFM is taking so long
>>124075989
I NEED TO IMPREGNATE D.VA
>>124076546
No she's mine.
>>124076426
>d.va SFM is taking so long because they want to make sure her tits are perfect
>>124075989
>Overwatch's lewdest character.
>I wanted to draw all the Asian characters, but I don't have the time so I've only drawn D.Va.
>I forgot the body's mysterious metal coating, didn't I...
>You will never get an hour long SFM video of d.va being fucked in every hole in every position
Why live
Why doesn't blizzard give out more beta access? It's like they don't want their game to get more popular and make more money.
>>124079681
>no SFM video of D. VA trying to maintain a straight face while streaming Starcraft 2 on Twitch whilst a vibrator goes into maximum overdrive in her vagania
why are we still here?
>>124080093
Feb pre-order/more open "closed" beta.
>>124080156
Just to fap?
>>124080093
Plenty of time for it to get popular in the days immediately prior to it actually making that money post-launch. You want people to be hyped when it's "Yeah! Overwatch next week!" more than "Five to six months? Oh, well, I'll just play completely unrelated things while I wait."
Blizzard's site says this game's deadline is 6/1/2016.
In 8 months with how this selective beta invite is going, this game will be fucking deader than shit in 8 months with all the hype literally disintegrating due to everyone moving on.
Blizzard's model for this game is already failing.
>>124081004
Fuck okay that makes sense. i'm just a little to butthurt about not getting beta access i guess.
>>124081210
You guys are just butthurt. People will just move on in their lives, do all the things they need to do, college, parenting, work, find a qt gf. Once June 1st rolls around the game will be a gigantic hit.
Christmas is soon kids, your games will be inside your stockings. Stop worrying and embrace the life outside your room.
>All the people in here constantly complain about the game or not getting in
>everyone else just erps
Fucking hate this general but i keep coming here.
>>124080093
>needing beta access to play
Get on my level.
How do I git gud with McCree?
>>124083153
play quake live and use the railgun
>>124083153
play unreal tournament and git gud with the shock rifle
>>124077905
>cowtitted d.VA
How mad
>>124081210
>>124080093
This super closed off beta ends before the end of this year.
In jan/feb we'll be getting a pre-order beta or a much, much more "open" closed beta that will eventually invite 99% of people who sign up by the time the game is within 1-2 months of release.
Maybe pre-order beta won't be until march, who knows.
>>124083993
They aren't going to do that.
>>124084165
They're so going to do that.
>>124084524
>>124083993
pretty mad
but seeing as widow's were kept the same, im not so sure they'll do it
>>124084165
>he doesn't want a busty version of d.va
I have read somewhere you can install overwatch without an invite. Can i do anything with it like practice mode or something?
>>124084165
I'll like it either way so
>>124085321
Either way is fine, busty is probably better honestly.
>tfw nocomic of d.VA coaching you in starcraft
>>124086721
>she will never make a heart with her units and point at you in the audience
>tfw Diva will never poop on and cover you with an excrement amount greater than her bodymass
>>124087271
>>124081729
>>124084059
This game's hype has slowly been dying, week after week. Perfect example is Twitch viewing and these threads. Twitch is up to like 1500 viewers or some shit? Generic fighting games have more than that. Also, these threads have gotten slower and slower each week.
Blizzard's model of forcing everyone to wait another 8 months is going to bite them in the ass when everyone says "Overwhat?"
>>124024548
Sent
>>124087965
AckbarAdmiral#1581
[email protected]
please
please
please
>>124087717
Actually, it's at 36k now.
But 33k are from the Yogscast.
>>124088143
>people keep posting IDs
>>124088305
It's generally around 1500-2000
>>124088457
It's going to be hilarious next month when Overwatch viewers will be down to the 100s.
>>124087965
TenelkaSolo#1491
[email protected]
>Hey guys look at our awesome new video game!
>haha just kidding watch streamers and youtubers play it for a day or two!
>see you in 7 months :^))
Blizzard fucking up the launch, as usual
>>124088753
It's the first stand-alone title associated with Activision - so of course it's going to bomb.
>hurr guys lets kill our new game hype by not letting anyone play it for 8 months
Blizzard has never been so stupid.
https://twitter.com/adultswim/status/672104428804050944
>>124090235
nice
>>124090235
>implying they won't fuck it up
