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Previous Thread: >>123955832
this is the first time ive ever rooted for navi
>>123972284
reddit please
i dont play ember, why dont pro players skill ulti past lvl1?
>290 days since last hero port
OY WHAT'S THE BEDTIME
This is some 322 shit for sure
fucking OG
Why is /d2g/ constantly circlejerking over UK Dota?
>dendi
dendi
>dendi
dendi
>dendi
dendi
>dendi
dendi
>dendi
dendi
>dendi
dendi
>dendi
dendi
>dendi
dendi
>dendi
dendi
>dendi
dendi
>dendi
dendi
>dendi
dendi
DONDO SUPAH MIDA XD
notail is going to win 3 lans in a row
nth for P-bonjwa
>Dendi
Yeah, you like these abs, don't you, anon?~
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering a tent with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. At that point she sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove them one at a time. "Squire, must you pitch another tent so soon?" she says to me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but she kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I happily endulge until my raging boner begins to hurt from pressing so hard against my trousers. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." I do so while she does the same. Then, all of a sudden, I feel an inescapable desire to stand still. "FIGHT ME" she screams as she pushes me to the ground and gets on top of me. It's only now that I notice she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that she won't stop until one of us cums. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
AGAIN
>>123972435
all me
based dender
Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.
How can you faggots enjoy watching sheevers stream? She's so boring and mediocre at the game. Sure she's cute but she's just not worth watching and without a facecam it'd be unbearable
>>123972564
no, me
>be britbong
>look up to beesa and rime
>they will never play with you
feels bad man
>>123972345
literally the worst hero in the game right now
>>123972612
i dont, sheever is shit at everything and looks like a man
>>123972612
literally only because they find her attractive so she must be perfect
>>123972564
>>123972619
honestly all me
these graves are so on point
>>123972564
>>123972619
>>123972716
all me btw
>meta of le ebin healing supports
So fun to watch, so fun to play
Post your favourite Rime stream moments!
http://webm.host/2ec17/
http://webm.host/b46cf/
http://webmshare.com/KYK1v
>>123972830
morello please go post to your own thread
just got back to dota after 2 years
good to see navi still doing well
>>123972769
theyre on fleek for real for real family
>>123972830
People have said this about every single meta
>>123972863
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AoyKTp5wRm
E X T R A D O G
>tfw you'll never be as based as James
>OG struggling to stomp washed up NaVi or inept to 2-0 them and call it a day
This is the so-called best team in the world?
>Kekmo
>>123972993
nice try me, but those free (You)s only prove it was me!
>tp completed
>stunned anyway
Dotards?
>NaVi is good
NAVI IS DOING IT
>LITERALLY DOUBTING
>>123973114
you're god damned right they are
>navi is bad
NAVI
IS
BACK
>>123973104
JUST
/d2g/ on suicide watch
GUESS WHO'S BACK
BACK AGAIN
HALLOWED ONE'S BACK
hey /d2g/ what do you think on my drawing of pano bully pls
>>123973104
ITS BETA YOU RETARD
Why doesn't Moonmeander buy a fucking orchid? jesus christ
>>123972863
3rd one doesnt exist :<
>>123973186
He's pretty clearly an alcoholic.
If he stopped that he might actually be tier 1.
>Start the game as Dazzle
>Nobody goes mid
>I have to try and hold it down while constantly saying "SOMEONE GO MID I'M SUPPORT"
>Get ignored
>Lose against a team with a disconnected player
Is this game meant to be fun?
>>123972981
BANTZ
JUST
TP
OUT
JUST
TP
OUT
do OG think tomb stone stuns or something?
>>123973192
gud
now please draw Traxey getting fucked by Gondar while being under the effect of Track
>>123973282
"wen game goes ful retard u go with it or if u go and half retard ul done for"" - mr. ogrange ganja MAN
>>123973192
Pretty good, but you need to work on your anatomy and lines
NAVI IS BA__
>>123973281
>show up drunk for ti5
not even an alcoholic would be dumb enouigh for htis
I just had a nightmare that I got eye of skadi on Viper.
>>123973390
BALD
can 2lans play anything else than gyro?
>>123973340
*Traxex, fuck you smartphone for ruining a perfectly fine post
OG
IN
FLAMES
>>123973192
sfw go to reddit
nsfw go to 4chan
got it?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!??
>Ember is balanced
na'v straight outplaying OG ROFL
DITYA RA GOD
>>123973192
go to >>>/ic/
get ripped a new one
realize you suck at drawing and stop sucking
DITYA GOD
SMELLY CLIFF
this ember is having fun desu
>Ditya Ra
Literally shitting all over those kids
DIRTYYYYYYYYYYYY
So, i'm in a total rank spiral, i'm not sure if i should grit my teeth, play some unranked and try and fix myself and try ranked again once i have a decent winning streak of 10+ games or so.
Or create a new account and see if that helps bring about something fresh.
>shitya.ra is bad
-d2g
Did Loda really get into a fight to protect his pet monkey?
ember is so fucking fun to watch tb.h
hope he wont get nerfed too hard
>>123973192
>Focus on face
>Give up on everything else
>Hide her ASSests
umm drawtard?
OL' DIRTY RA
TURNED OGS BAGELS INTO BREADSTICKS
>Dendi is bad -d2g
Ditya ra and Sonniko are gods tbqh
>>123973192
Head looks a bit too big
Idk, I'm not an artist
>reddit team OG literally losing to a washed up slav team
>>123973192
>>123973491
also try working on 3d drawing more
>Team picks hard carry
>Lose at 20
You would think people would learn by now. Its only 4.5k but seriously come on
>OG KEKOLDS DDOSING DITYA RA
>>123973550
creating a new account won't make a difference, you're probably just tilted
>>123973509
>na'vi
no lmao, it's ditya alone, everyone else is getting trashed. Most of their tactical decisions have been shit.
But OG is even more shit for not getting a fucking orchid or hex. Moon should have gone Orchid early to deal with Ember.
>>123973192
Its good, i like it but theres something a bit off on the upper part of torso and around the head area
>win lans
>can't beat shitVi
>the city of bigdaddy2lans
REMINDER HITBOX IS SHADY AS FUCK AND IS DDOSING DIRTY GOD RIGHT NOW
>OG fans so desperate they have to DDOS Na'Vi
LMAOing
hey guys
how do you make black text?
If this Ember was Hvost he would have had 3 rapiers by now.
Waiting for memeish honeypot lan.
FUCKING GOLD
>>123973690
Tilt? is that the thing where you hit your skill/rank ceiling and can't really have any hope of improvement without another couple of hundreds of hours play?
>Ember is 15/0/12
>still losing
>>123973696
So you're saying all the work Magnus and Sonneiko has been doing with forcestaffs, ganks and RPs hasn't been important? Without any of those, Na'vi would've lost after the first rosh fight to OGs deathpush
>>123973769
game would be over by now because hvost is dogshit
>>123973828
He doesnt have 2 rapiers
>>123973696
sonneiko is literally the only reason this game didn't end at 15 minutes
>>123973192
this drawing is still in beta right?
>>123973769
If hvost was this ember they would've lost the game sub 20 minutes
>>123973807
no, it means you're frustrated or are in a bad mindset to play at your best. you should take a break
>>123973192
she looks like a negro desu
>wake up
>OG are losing
>to fucking NAVI
>Rime is somewhat casting this trainwreck
holy shit
RAPIER
A
P
I
E
R
>OG can't even last for 2 major before becoming shit
>>123973807
Yup anon, you'll never ever ever ever get any better. Just keep sliding downnnnnnn the ranks to single digits where you belong.
Hope it'll be a fun trip for you, hope you don't kill yourself along the way <3
>OG is actually having trouble with shitvi
wut
>let OG win frankfurt
>they lose to fucking navi
being ppd is suffering
>buy rapier
>too pussy to do anything with it
>lose
ITS HAPPENING
so does this mean the TI curse extends to majors?
How did it take this long for people to do Mag + Ember?
>>123973890
Don't listen to this guy, you ain't ever getting out of this shit.
>>123974031
Speaks the truth. Loser.
>>123974101
What about EG after DAC
>>123974101
If true, I'm glad Secret didn't win.
>>123974101
That seems to be the case
Thanks OG for being a test subject for Secret and new EG
>>123974101
EG after DAC
ppd is immune to curses
TWO RAPIER LMAO 2
where the fuck do i get the willpower to start playing ranked?
i calibrated at 2k ages ago, and now i have been constantly playing HS/VHS games in unranked for the last few hundred matches, so i guess my unranked "mmr" is something like 3,6k atm
>>123974161
People have done Mag + Ember since the hero entered captains mode
>two rapier
this is some 322 shit right here
How early was Ember picked this game?
Because OG have no fucking lockdown.
Does Sonneiko give no fucks?
>>123974273
any lan win soon ?
anything ?
not even honeypots ?
>>123973769
We're getting close
>>123974172
>>123974273
DAC wasn't a Major
>>123974172
>>123974273
>EG is still relevant
>Losing to fucking Navi
If this was before Envy did the double rapier thing then this Ember would have had a skadi and a MKB at this point and just straight up lost the game instead
Literally NO ONE used to buy rapiers unless it was like 80 minutes in
HOLY SHIT
ahahahahahahahah
>OD in charge of casting
HOLY SHIT
FUCKING REMOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ASDLFA
DSF
AEFAJEWFWALEF
AEWF
WAEJFWAEJFLEWAKJF
WAEFJWAEJFWAEF
AEWFJ
A
FJ
AEW
AHAHAHAHA
HOLY SHIT
more like ditya rape amirite
OOOOOOOH MY GOOOOOD THEY'RE DEAD
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKASDASFEIUFHEWASVKAS
Fuckin kek
ILL EAGLE
L M A O
HOLY SHIT
THEM HEROES ARE FUCKING DEAD.
THEY ARE ALL DEAD
wow
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
remove OG
BASED NAVI
LMAO
LMAO
LAMO
HAHAHAHAH
OIOIOIOIOIOIOIO
>dd
>double rapier
>RP
>empower
holy shit
OSFrog
AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
>>123974328
Ember was last pick
ODPixel is the most fucking annoying piece of shit in dota casting.
LE OPPA DENDI
JUST
DENDI IS BACK
SUPAMIDA SUPA MIDA OPPA OIPPA
XDDDDSD
>DOUBTING
NAVI IS BACK OPPA DENDI SUPAMIDA
>EMBER IS BALANCED
SAID NOBODY EVER.
holy shit
NAVI IS BACK
NAVI IS BACK
NAVI IS BACK
NAVI IS BACK
NAVI IS BACK
NA'VI IS BACK
FRANKFURT MAJOR WAS A FUCKING FLUKE
le farm vacuum face is balanced
hey i know esports are on right now but can i get some sniper tips?
>OG
>OG
THAT SHOULD BE ILL EAGLE
HOW MUCH DAMAGE DID HE HAVE?
>2 RAPIER
>CRIT
>BF
>EMPOWER
>DD
AGAGAGAGAGGAHAGHSAGSHASGHAGSHAGSHASGHASGSAGASJAASAHSKJAHSKJAHSKJAHSKJASHKJASHKJASHKJSAHKJSAHSK
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS SAVAGE
POST YOUR MEME SHIT OG FANS
ROFL NA'VI
did you miss me
>OD in charge of casting
wew lads that was shit
>double rapier crit with BF and DD
>heros instantly die
lmao OG are shit
>OG lost to Na'vi, fucking Na'vi, who had two standins
>TWOLANS
THEY FUCKING DID IT BOYS
NAVI ARE BACK
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he just remove 3 ppl from enemy team in 1 skill
NAVER IS BACK
>OG
>Navi wins 1 game
>2 standins on team
>"NAVI IS BACK"
fanshitters never change
Webm pls
I need webm of this shit m8 pls halp
>>123974632
pick winter wyvern
>This is the Major winner
Westerners are so fucking getting rekt at Shanghai
?
THEY FEED OFF YOUR DOUBTS YET YOU STILL DOUBT
>>123974731
I mean it was 6slotted carry with a DD and 2 rapiers
RUH ROH
BACKSTABBYS POCKET KNIFE IS OUT
>OG
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH AHHA HAH HAH AH
>draft no lockdown against Ember
>lose
>SLIGHTLY SPOOKY
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>Can Crit people WHILE being in a safe position WITH one of the best escapes in Dota.
Explain how Ember Spirit is balanced DOTARDS.
Was that the same Rime that used to shit up the inhouses?
>>123974743
Pls go home nolans
OUR BASEDEST GUY OPPA DONDO BEATING REDDIT MEMESHITS
Embe, Bane and Magnus had so much impact, it felt like the rest of the team didn't matter
>Best everyone
>Lose to navi
What the fuck
>Rapier Ember
How will Icefrog fix this?
>implying og gives a fuck
Nice honeypot online tournament u have there rofl
>>123972597
>dat trigger discipline
Reminder that Alliance will put OG back in the dumpster it came from. s4's 8k > Miracle's 8k.
>>123974749
>>123974753
http://oddshot.tv/shot/dotastarladder-en-20151201164228539
Based Reddit on point as always.
LALALALALALALALA
>guess who's back
Fucking gold
>>123974764
by whom? fucking VG? lmao.
I need to see the ember ultra again
>get double damage and buffs
>wipe enemy team with the push of a button
deep skill
>>123974834
maybe dont let ember farm a rapier
>>123974765
HALLOWED ONE IS BACK!
>>123974813
THIS
OBSESSION
it's too early in the morning for these dank memes
>>123974442
double bf into daedalus rapira was the build when he first got ported you clown
>>123974813
how is n0tail such a cutie :3
This man won the game. He lastpicked pretty much the only carry that wouldn't be shit upon by clockwerk. But Ember doesnt give a fuck about getting cogged. They can throw their everything at him but they have no lockdown.
GETTING EMBER CAUGHT WAS LITERALLY PART OF HIS PLAN.
>>123974584
I truly loathe that overhyped British cunt
>>123974826
they did also go 0-4 vs vega at major
THANKS FOR THE RARES OG FAN GAYS
>FRANKFURT CONFIRMED FOR HONEYPOT
FRANKFURT CONFIRMED FOR HONEYPOT
>FRANKFURT CONFIRMED FOR HONEYPOT
FRANKFURT CONFIRMED FOR HONEYPOT
>FRANKFURT CONFIRMED FOR HONEYPOT
FRANKFURT CONFIRMED FOR HONEYPOT
>>123974843
how do you anglophones even tolerate these casters
>>123974813
>six slotted carry can delete people
Woah...
tiny bait for magnus R
then ember just one shot 3 of them
i remember last time i see this kind of shit is ti5 that dunk
>>123974826
they were just lucky, even crit himself said so
>>123974101
OG just won dreamhack
>>123973769
except hvost can't play ember. Or any meta carry except gyro
>>123974609
Ember is imbalanced when the enemy team drafts no reliable instant disable and then proceeds to not bother to get any through items.
If Moon went orchid on clockwork first instead of blademail, Ditya would be forced into manta instead of Daedalus, farm way slower and do way less damage in the long run so your Viper has hex or Gyro has abyssal maybe sometime before Ember already has two fucking rapiers.
Granted I think OG thought the game would be over before Ditya mattered, but they also played cocky around Roshan, they have fucking mag ES AA, it's almost impossible to be better at pit fights than Navi was. It was too easy for Na'vi to fuck up Roshan fights.
Also that fight where N0tail died for no fucking reason trying to engage with 1/4th HP after taking mid rax, and all of n0tail's stupid deaths in general.
>DITYA RA
NA'VI ARE BACK
>DITYA RA
NA'VI ARE BACK
>DITYA RA
NA'VI ARE BACK
>DITYA RA
NA'VI ARE BACK
>DITYA RA
NA'VI ARE BACK
>DITYA RA
NA'VI ARE BACK
>DITYA RA
NA'VI ARE BACK
>DITYA RA
NA'VI ARE BACK
>DITYA RA
NA'VI ARE BACK
>DITYA RA
NA'VI ARE BACK
>>123974932
it means frankfurt is a major tournament because it's cursed dipshit
>>123974972
>OG [1] - [2] Ditya Ra
my cückolding girlfriend
>people making fun of O(ur) G(uys)
Good to know NaVi is still team reddit after all these years.
>>123974836
dmg control so fking early REALLY?
ditya ra is a god
>>123974920
he's a big guy for us
>19-0-15
>aegis steal
>2 rapiers
>b-but ditya ra is bad guise :Ddd - d2g
Is ember the new storm?
>og 1 - 2 dirty ra
>OG fell for the frankfurt honeypot
Not even secret when that far.
>>123975076
bandwagon harder my friend
a lot of loyalty for one major
someone please post a webm of that SoF
>>123974956By watching the Russian stream
>give miracle a hero which doesnt require skill and cant win 1v5
>expect onelans to not be completely usless and actually make his contributions relevant and crucial to the outcome of the game
>lose
wow who could have guessed
>>123974813
>fuck up your smoke horribly, then decide to keep going anyway when you know the enemy is ahead
>group up tighter than a nun's nasty when you know the enemy has AOE wombo combo
>get AOE wombo combo'd by the superior enemies
Explain how Idiocy is balanced DOTURDS.
