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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own risk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/ (Gaben-free Edition)
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Shimeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
first for Chara
doggo!
Sixth for ashamed goat man.
Best enemy
>http://pastebin.com/B06spgQg
Post Pacifist, Asriel/Friskeventually
fifth for reposting in the new thread
Skelebros in ugly christmast sweaters are the best
Post bestgoat.
>>123959603
You forgot a certain Skell in there, anon.
Xth for suicide is really bad and you really shouldn't do it.Please don't, I'm really worried
>>123959723I respect your tastes.
reminder that Sans is for sexual
>>123959728
Does /utg/ seem to attract people going through really terrible times, or is it just me? Or does our atmosphere just lend itself to people talking about their problems more?
nth for best brotp that will never be
Suicideanon here.Are your words actually sincere? Is it true? Are you as sincere as Papyrus?
>>123959829
Azzy lookin' like the Trix rabbit here >>123959654
>>123959907how did you decide on hanging?this is really important
Would a bara hug help?
Merely ask and I'll wrap my arms around you and pick you up with my embrace
>>123959907
We have no reason to lie, Anon.
Personally, all I know is that I may be talking to someone who really needs a kind word right now.
I might not be, but me giving kind words to someone making a tasteless joke is much preferable to someone needing some help and people laughing them off as not being serious.
>>123959907
Yes. Please don't go.
Just think of the bad times as... A trip to the dentist. It'll pass.
>>123959984I thought it might have a bit of impact to the people that will discover my body. Like they'll realize what they've done, finally, but it'll be too late.But mostly hanging just seems really aesthetic.
>>123960050I didn't expect that from a place like this.How could this be, when the people in real life always tell me to do the opposite?I don't get it.
>>123959886
I've heard a lot of people say the game helped them through depression, so it is possible that it just attracts those sort of people.
>>123959870
You're not alone.
>told my group that I was just so horribly busy last week
>I was posting here the entire time
I've already lost all motivation for schoolwork anyway, I'm just trying to pass until graduation at this point.
One more semester.
I just finished reading One by One, now I feel a little better pretending Asriel is okay.
Post cute gotes.
>>123959907
Anon, I'll date you if that's the problem.
I don't care how fat or black you are.
>>123959869daily ask not to sexualize skeletons
>>123960098
permanent solution to a temporary problem? Seems like a bad play. I mean, if you're that past it, why not just leave whoever or whatever and go somewhere new?
>>123960147
>I've heard a lot of people say the game helped them through depression, so it is possible that it just attracts those sort of people.
It's the opposite for me, I was doing a lot better until I played this game.
Now I'm super depressed again and I don't know why.
Daily reminder that depression fags are (You) whores who are just out for attention and nothing else, definitely not out to kill themselves.
Otherwise they wouldnt hop multiple threads and continue going "oh but its hard", "oh but you cant help me" and "oh i dunno how sincerer you are".
I know the spirit of comfy hours is to remain comfy, but this shit annoys me to no end.
>inb4 i get a response im supposed to feel sorry for
Sorry but these attention whores are getting out of hand. Its one thing to ask for a pick me up from a few posters, its another thing to drag your ass through threads and threads and write sad sap posts just to feed your (You) lust.
>>123960152
sell me on a 69 thousand word fanfiction with "major character death" as a tag because I've been burned before
>>123960098
Thing is, kind words don't cost me anything. And if they stop someone making a terrible mistake, then it would be foolish to not give them.
And what's the worst that could happen if I'm being played? I get laughed at?
"Haha, you were concerned about a fellow human being" doesn't really work.
>>123959886
People go through terrible times all the time, this isn't exclusive to here. I think it's the atmosphere here (as well as Undertale itself being so feelsy) that lets people be a bit more open about it, and there are a lot of anons willing to offer support, too.
Sometimes it feels like /utg/ is a big, comfy, slightly fucked-up, family. It's nice.
>>123960153It's true I've been loveless since birth, but that's not the problem.I just feel completely and utterly worthless.
>>123960182Sometimes, it isn't that easy.
>wanting to kill yourself
>even when Asriel says to not kill and to not be killed
>>123960230
Go back underground, Jerry
>>123960256
>being concerned about a fellow human being
Get a load of this fag
>>123960249
There are some ass pulls in the story, but it's okay overall.
The only "death" that happens is to characters that are already dead.
>>123959907
>>123960256
is that actually convincing him to not kill himself?
i've been at his point before and miraculously survived. all the positive words in the world couldn't have stopped me.
>>123960315
>Fag
Pretty much, bruh. Big Asriel's hips are rockin'.
>>123960147
You and me both, little buddy. One more semester...
>>123960175
Too late.
>>123960230
Yeah i have to agree. Its become like clockwork. Always someone crying for ages instead of being happy with a few positive responses. Classic case of seeking attention.
I LOVE PAPYRUS SO MUCH
>>123959907
>>123960283
can you wait until tomorrow and pretend you didn't kill yourself?i'll feel like shit if I couldn't stop you.
>>123960243
God I just wanna give him a hard punch to the snootle.
>>123960271
>Sometimes it feels like /utg/ is a big, comfy, slightly fucked-up, family. It's nice.
Just like in my Undertales.
>>123960283
You're not as worthless as you're making yourself to be.
Perhaps you just need someone by your side to show how valuable you are.
>>123960367
I'm straight, but even I'd make an exception for asriel
What's he saying, /utg/?
Sold my soul to the devil , will there be any changes in my next run? What's the ideal if i want the worst outcome -beside erasing the world-
You guys are giving me warm fuzzies in the heart right now.Thank you. I haven't heard such kind words in ages.I know there's a chance you're all probably lying, but...this makes me feel better, somehow.Let's put this behind for now.
Now post the best skeleton!
>>123960518
No bones about it, we're in hugbox mode, or at least a bunch of us are.
>>123960367
>>123960442
Oi! You stop that.
A reminder that Pete Burns is Mettaton
>>123960518
get bent goober.
Post bara
>>123960593
Now now, we're not sexualizing little Asriel. We're sexualizing mature, big-hipped faux-edgy grown Asriel.
Might do a few requests but don't really expect much.Like always.
I don't draw lewds and I'm shit at everything that isn't Flowey.
Hey /utg/ since you're like family to me, mind if I ask where you're all from and your favourite Undertale character?
chara has no screentime and would just murder me but I still love chara
>>123960518
"yo u seen this shit"
*points at word bubble*
>>123960665
>Spain, Madrid
>Undyne
>>123960665
Philippines.Shit country, I know.
Best boy is Papyrus.
>>123960548
What goddamn reason is there to lie on the anonymous internet
What the FUCK do I get out of it
You are a series of text to me and I am a series of text to you
I don't know you're a dog, you don't know I'm a 5 foot qt korean grill, dying really sucks and statistically there's a high likelihood that there are people who legitimately care about you even outside /utg/ even if your low self esteem refuses to accept it.
>>123960665
>US
>tie betwixt Toriel and Undyne
>>123960665
Norway, Asgore
>>123960418
ME TOO
>>123960548
Everyone deserves kindnessuntil proven otherwise, anon. I know for a fact that I can't lie, so here's one genuine anon.
>>123960665
Canada
Gaster and Frisk
>>123960372
No pls myphone memorycant take all these pictures
Can you argue with that, /utg/?
>>123960708
>Philippines
Strongest race in the world bro.
>>123960665
Ausfag here. I want toboopAsriel.
>>123960665
>USA
>Mettaton
I'll be your weird gay uncle that barely visits
>>123960665
Australia. Probably like, Asriel and Papyrus. And the other two goats.And ShyrenAnd Snowdin Canine Unit in its entirety.
>>123960665
>US, California
>Napstablook
>>123960758
Who could, Frisk is constantly surrounded by beautiful bodies
>>123960760
You mean *worst race in the world, bro.
It's okay, maybe one day we'll all sink underground, too.
>>123960593
The things id do to that butt... oh lawd.
>>123960665NJ, but 1st gen American and moved back to Scotland
Papyrus for life.
>>123960665
'straya.
Either sans or flowey
>>123960708
C'mon Philippines, you aren't half bad, you were one of our nicest colonies
POST MORE SEX GOD GOAT
>>123960749
Guess you need to look into getting an upgrade then, pal.
>>123960861
I love that artist so fucking much
>>123960861I want to slowly undress him and kiss him all over.
i love every goat
>>123960646
That Alphys you drew was very good, though. At least, I think this was you.
>>123960665
Canada
Undyne
Post Undertale Christmas pics!
>>123961027
It was me and it is actually pretty damn terrible. First (and last) time I drew Alphys.
But well, since there are no requests I guess I will just gtfo. Have a good day/morning.
>>123960665
Australia and Asriel.Holy shit the goat posters are all australian i should have known
>>123960665
BrazilHue
Toriel
>>123961067
I loved this one
>>123960995
That aint no goat.
>>123960665
>Sydney, Australia
>Sans probably
>>123960665
Australia
Undyne as a character, Asgore more as a husbando
>>123960665
Russia
Napstablook
>>123960592
>>123960650
these two made me laugh out loud
>>123960674how did you know I was one?
>>123960665
Straya cunt
Papyrus and Undyne
>>123960924
I cant wait for all the artwork from the east when this game gets translated.
>>123960665
United States (Virginia)
Napstablook
>>123961121
Nah, brah. I think Australia just has the highest quantity of people on right now. I mean it's like, not even midnight yet, here.
Goatlove is universal in the free peoples of the world.
>>123961121
I'm curious as to their whereabouts in Australia.I'm from Sydney
>>123960665
Brazil
Papyrus/Gaster
>tfw Undertale made me even more depressed
Hold me, /utg/.
>>123960995
>>123961223
I think there's a patch out already? I've seen screencaps of the game in Korean floating around.
With that said, there's already a lot of Japanese and Korean artists contributing to the fandom.
>>123954921
>I still need to even attempt to draw Alohys, but if she looks passable I could try to draw that panel for you?
If you're still around, I'd love to see it. Your art's great stuff.
>>123961248
Everyone will be in a capital city other than me.
That's how it always is.
>>123961279
You must stay determined.
>>123961248That curious bit of NSW where it's more informative to say Canberra since it's within spitting distance.
>>123960665
USA
Sans/Gaster
>>123961321So... Adelaide?
>>123961224
>Virginia
ayyyyy
>>123961334Shit. Me too.
Where the fuck are you, Anon?
>>123961258
Can I just correct it to all skeletons?
I can't really pick.
>>123960665
USA, Indiana
Asgore
>>123961279
>tfw /utg/ made me be productive again
>tfw /utg/ made me get off my ass and start working out to get swole
I dont know your plights anon, but hold your head high and take inspiration from the good times on /utg/. Start doing something that you feel would get you out of the gutter.
Im a gym pleb now for sure, but i know i will get there thanks to determination and a special someones pep talk from /utg/.
Now get out there and get cracking on something that will make you feel better.
>>123961381Queanbeyan.Gonna end up on an episode of SVU after getting kidnapped and dressed up as a goat aren't I?
>>123960665
Cali.
Goat parents.Asgore slightly more then Toriel
>>123960861
He's too sexy
Faggoats pls go
>>123961330
this games making me wonna get a sweater, or at least a oversized hoodie
shits gettn chilly anyways
>>123960913
Did someone say skelelewds?
>>123960665
Florida, Muffet
>>123960665
Vancouver
Mettaton
>>123961524
Sorry, bro.
It's Faggoat o'clock. Just like every other o'clock I can fit onto this damn dial.
Hey anon, why are your hands so...dusty?
>>123961496Well admittedly that's what I was planning, but fucking Queanbeyan?No thanks.
Can Napstablook go SSJ?
Well, I'm off to bed.
Goodnight, /utg/
>>123961548
>>123960665
California and Sans
>>123961615
Goodnight
>>123961279
Oh hey, I thought I was the only one.
>tfw Toby is a year older than you
>tfw Toby is self-disciplined and motivated enough to make a gane in a bit more than two years
>tfw Toby knows all the right people on top of being multitalented
>tfw one of your own characters you've had for years an aggressive, one-eyed blue monster lady with sharp teeth but now everyone will conpare her to Undyne
>tfw your stories will never be noticed even when you do het them out there because you're not in and popular artist circlejerk cliques
>tfw the game was too short and you will never have any canon adventures with the characters again
>>123961530
You should get a sweater. Unless you're a girl, get a hoodie for the pockets.
>>123961615
Night anon, hope you have a fantastic day tomorrow!
>>123960665
France
Asgore
>>123960665
Canada, All 3 goats.
>>123961593
BecauseI want the throne.
>>123960665
Live in Vancouver
Papyrusbut to be fair I love Everyone
>>123961604
Another day, another lost opportunity to become an Asriel boytoy.
Such is life, I suppose.
>>123961684
At least you got some cool skeletons to draw, right?
mom goat is fat lol and also kek
>>123960665
alaska
goast and goat
>>123961754Skeletons I'll never get any more canon antics with
>>123961593
Because i liked hurting small animals when i was a kid
You people seem to forget that, despite his adult body, god Asriel is still fucking 10-12 years old
>>123961749
Not that anon but if you lived closer to Sydney, I'd gladly consider your offer.
>>123961279
>tfw it's ruined what little productivity I've had
>>123961714
>I want the throne.
Why can't that be an ending?
>>123961842
If he's relived the same timeline enough times, he's mentally older than any of us.
>>123961493
>special someones pep talk from /utg/
Who helped you out anon?
>>123961687
Kinda like pockets, Hoodie it is then, going to get a really over sized one and just, like, sink in on it
>>123961842
Depends how you count his time spent as Flowey. Ciz who the fuck KNOWS how long he's been derping around as that little dude.
>>123961863
Truly, fate conspires against me.Wanna make a sexy Asriel cosplay now though.
>>123961892
It seems that way but he only seems to put two and two together at the very end of geno run.
Maybe Flowey is the dumbest thing ever.
>>123961842
Yes and?
>>123960665
Brisbane, Australia. Papyrus.
--
So that 'Plot Twist' image that surface a while ago.
The one where true end kid Asriel is at the flowerbed, however Geno Frisk is pinning him down knife in hand ready for stabbystab.
What if Toby goes 'fuck you you should have been careful what you wished for' and Save Asriel = Save Asriel from his fate of becoming Flowey, via murdering him so he doesn't get the chance to revert.
Dumb as fuck but still.
On another topic, there was a comic a while back. Frisk forcibly gives kid Asriel his soul, restoring him at the cost of his own life. And then some shit about Sans beating him up whatever.
An Anon pointed out that the comic was a bit dumb, since Frisk doesn't get to live out his life as he sacrificed it, and since Frisk is all ghostly n shit and shares feelings with Asriel, he said it will probably mix Frisk's regrets and Asriel's guilt and result in a Kurt Cobain.
Would it be not so bad if ghostly ass Frisk could communicate with Asriel, like he can see dead bro but no one else can?
>>123960665
Australia
ASGORE
>>123961842
You seem to forget that despite his body he's been alive for potentially eons worth of time loops.Not that i give a fuck, i'd diddle a pre-flowey goat
>>123960665
Switzerland
Flowey, for some damn reason
>>123961875
I wish there was a genocidesque route where you kill most characters, but the ones you don't kill becomes your subordinates. You become the new king and rule the underground with an iron fist.
>>123961919
Godspeed, anon. May you find one that is comfy and long-lasting.
>>123961823
Well, it's better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all.Sorry to be clingy and weird but did you see my response
>>123961305
>>123960665
Sudan
Neo mettaton, he is just fabulous.
>>123961941
If you do, make sure to wear it to a con here. I might just come up and say hi
>>123962063
For a moment, I thought it was relationship advice.
>>123962018
post more flowey pls
>>123962212
a good hoodie/sweatshirt IS a relationship.
>>123962230
does OF count
>>123961897
Musclebro. Well not directly, he posted a post maybe a week ago to someone else and it inspired me to get up and hit the gym across the street. Im still learning the basics, but im really enjoying it considering all i did before was sit on my ass and eat.
>>123962180
I'll be sure to keep it in mind.
>>123962151
Yeah, I'm going to get on it soon. Sit tight.Just kind of gloomy because Im sucking at my course big time right now, and I don't even have a great reason aside from depression/anxiety/adhd. It's embarrassing as fuck and I really don't want to faila third time
/blogging
>>123962018
Do you have a base for the chart? I'm new to /utg/.
>>123961990
Flowey said he'd done everything there was to do, so...
I'm so alone, /utg/...
I'm so afraid, /utg/...
/utg/, I...I...
>>123962348
>goatfucker being your saving grace
Well, as long as you are happy and productive anon. Guess we all find inspiration in the strangest of places.
>>123962235
damn strait, its a comfy, warm feeling bond, like a long lasting hug
>>123962359I don't have a dick though, just saying.
>>123962348
Wait what? He actually came back?
Look at these skeletons.
You can only hug one of them.
Which is it, /utg/?
>>123960665
>Mettaton
>Weird and mysterious land of Poland
Now that's a unusual combination...
>>123962458
Like a couple of weeks, tops.
>>123962638
didn't need to think twiceI'd hug Papyrus afterwards
>>123962638
I think Sans would be happier if Papyrus got a hug than if he got a hug and Papyrus didn't. Gotta think win-win, here.
>>123962534
Funny how that shit works.
>>123962621
For a post or two from what i have seen.
Please draw Asgore getting NTR'd lewdly.
>>123962585As far as I'm aware, I don't mind either way.Even outside of lewd stuff, going to a Con as Asriel and hanging with friends would be baller as heck.
>>123962235
I like the way you think, anon.
>>123962638
Papyrus, without a doubt
>>123962638Papyrus, obviously.
To who do you want to confess your love?
If Flowey has done everything there is to be done, has he defeated Sans in battle? It seems frankly unfeasible for him to defeat Sans in flower form.
>>123962435
Excited for it. Thanks for indulging me.I just managed to fail like half of my courses of the first half of the term because I got complacent about studying and I'll probably have to stick around in Uni for an extra year because of it, so you're at least in a better position than I am right now.
>>123962778
Please don't bully goat dad, goat dad is for hugs and kisses
>>123962828___You___
>>123962886
Okay.
It can be consensual then. He is sitting there watching someone (Sans?) rut his wife.
>>123962828Papyrus.He'll probably just friendzone me though.
>>123962778
Do not
>>123962832
He did everything POSSIBLE for him to do, anon. Not everything outright. Same deal with how nothing he did got him to get Asgore to show him the 6 SOULs.
>>123962828
You're mom
>>123962828
Anon, but Idon't love anyone
>>123962832
He hasn't done everything. He mentions that he's never even got close to the human Souls, for instance.
All he can do is what's within his power - he can manipulate and fuck around with shit and has done so as much as he can, but he has his limits.
It's possible he got a lucky hit on Sans in some timelines, but he definitely still considers him a threat, actively warning you about him.
Whoops, ended up drawing Alphyne cuddles instead.
>>123962638
Sans is my favorite but holy shit, a tiny pap is to cute not to hug
>>123962931
>sitting there watching someone...
Did I fucking stutter?
>>123961684
I don't know if it'll make you feel better, but I'm really fond of your paintings.
Your style is distinctive and beautiful.
Maybe life doesn't go as you would want it to go.
But still there are people that love you and love what you are doing.
>>123960665
Minneapolis
Mettaton
>>123962886
ASGORE = CREEPY CHILD MURDERER.
>>123962235
This nigga knows what's up.
>>123963061
I bet that sick goat had his way with them before he disposed of them too. Then littered the entire world with his rape and kill trophies so Frisk could find them.
>>123962886
is this an asgore shimeji
oh my god yes
How would a multiplayer version work? Basically 4players being pacifists to many monsters?
ASRIEL DREEMURR = SERIAL MURDERER
Asgore is innocent.
>>123963124
And then he probably ate them just like in that creepy screencap, right?
We get it.
>>123962783Agree'd. Too bad there aren't anymore cons in the area until mid(?) next year. God knows whether we'd still care about the game then.Either ways I've never done lewd RP in real life before but the idea intrigues me, especially when it involves one of my favourite characters.
>>123962549
Did Frisk get... violated?
>>123962987
You're saying that as if it's a bad thing.
>>123962987
Nothing wrong with that.
DID I HEAR ASGORE BULLYING
>>123963232
DO NOT
>>123962931
>He's just glad she's happy.
>>123963153
I'm still have to finish Doog's fic first andthen try to make some little Asgore models before I can actually make it happen.
But technically yea, I'm interested in making 1 too
>>123960665
Romania
Muffet
>>123963293
>Asgore is a cúck
New headcanon then?
>>123962991
I'm the other way around, Pap's my fave but I can't resist the temptation to jump into the arms of a huge Sans.
>>123963027
Thanks, anon. I'll just try to take control of things again, I suppose.
I feel much more confident about my traditional art over my digital.Also I'm sitting in front of that paper Pap right now.There are still so many beginner's tricks that I never learned in digital art.
Still, thank you. Your words did help.
>>123963232
Well, Asgore defense hours start in a few so might as well as do it now that we still can, right
>>123960640
Grown Asriel is best fucking husbando ever.goat husbando face is too sexy
>>123963293
Yeah.
I hope she keeps eye contact with him the whole time until she loses herself to the pleasure and calls out San's name right before climax, she will sign and enjoy post-coitus cuddles with San's as his skelly jelly fertilizes her with superior genetics (ones that don't die like shota shitgoat).
I started working out because of muscle anon too
Turns out that lifting makes me feel good
>>123963232
I still want a comic of Toriel and Alphys watching old security tapes post-true pacifist and learning about this shit.
>>123963331
Not new.
It's canon.
>>123963363
And there's some creepy shit involving Sans being called a bull or something, right?
Cu.cking is so fucking weird.
>>123963202Lewd ANYthing in real life is somewhat of a scary concept for me. I'm a heinously shy person when it comes to anything like that. I'm fine when I've got the internet between me though.
>>123963207
everyone always talking bout child abuse like its natrual. poor thing
>>123963468That's only if the guy fucking the dude's wife is black, anon.
inb4 humanizationposting
I demand more gook frisk
>>123963395
Yay im not alone, i wanna give him a big hug for inspiring me to get off my ass.
Apparently there were a handful of Undertale cosplayers at supanova Brisbane last weekend
I wish I had gone, instead of sitting at home doing nothing
>>123963468
It's not weird, it's normal.
NTR is hotter though.
>>123963397
>Toriel is unsurprisingly horrified and disgusted beyond words to hear how horribly and slowly the kids must have died
>Even more regretful and ashamed that she ever let them make the choice to leave and fight for their own freedom, she doesn't eat as much as she should and begins to waste away>Alphys on the other hand is shamefully aroused and goes to vore threads on /d/ from then onwards to drool over horrible monsters eating up delectable lolis and shotas
>>123963529
Anything to stop bullyposters.
>>123963338
i really don't like the whole naruto facepaint thing.
i feel like he'd take more after his mom and dad in being swole
>>123963579
you should have come, anonwe could have had an awkward hug
Well, why did she?
>>123963547
>>123963395
I tried working out once a while ago but it turns out I ruined my elbow so now i just dont care.
I could probably still jog until my ankles or knees go but what's the point?
>>123963626
I like the facepaint, because it's sort of evidence of his goofball attempts to be cool, as opposed to an actual attempt of the medium at making him cool.
>>123963493To be honest I'm not much better in real life, anon. The older I get, the more introverted I'm becoming, it really sucks...But even if nothing happens, it's still fun to talk about the lewd possibilities.
>>123963593
Alphys being a /d/-tier freak never ceases to amuse me.
Unfortunately I haven't gotten around to sorting my Alphys stuff into a folder so I'm posting this instead.
>>123963704
You know how it goes: Eight legs...
>>123963397
>>123963593
>Toriel is horrified to find herself aroused by it.
I remember reading somewhere Toby saying something along the lines of "messing with the game files is within the canon."
Could someone please find this for me?
>>123963764
Four pairs of hotpants?
>>123963768
I dunno. Alphys being a creepy weird pervert is fitting, but Toriel? Eh.
I don't see it.
>>123963626
>>123963729
>You will never help your goatbro dye his fur.
>>123963801
l-lewd
>>123963709
Im no doctor anon, but unless you suffer from some condition you should probably just go and see a doctor. It might just be you not knowing what you were doing and hurting yourself. Not that i know much either, im just following some program shit i got off the net.
>>123963729
Well yeah, that's because he's like, 12.
I doubt he'd do that on purpose when he's actually grown up though. Sure he'd be a bit awkward but not that awful.
>>123963741Discussing lewd things is /utg/ tradition, especially when it concerns Asriel Hips.
>>123963745
Alphys has at least a dozen fetishes, but is too afraid of rejection, not to mention actual sexual contact, to ask Undyne to do any of them.
Undyne proceeds to turn out to be thrice as freaky and suggest they do all of them at once the second she finds out.
>>123963336
I wish you luck in all that you are planning to do.
Looking forward for more of your art. I really like it.
Believe in yourself!Sorry if my words looking strange, english is my second
>>123960665
Canada
Mettaton
>>123964000
Trip speaks the truth.
>>123963397
>>123963593
>later frisk finds the tapes while trying to figure out why toriel's all pissy at asgore again
>sans, undyne, and papyrus happen to be with him
>varying_degrees_of_horror.png
>long uncomfortable silence afterwards
>*man
>*that was tough to stomach
>sans slept in a motel that night
Wosh everything away.
>>123963649
Aww man, now I really regret not going
Awkward hugs are my favorite
Did you hug your goat mom yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQlPr3hxXuA
Frisk x Toriel edit of this video when?
>>123964098
Would wosh heretics with/10
>>123964000
... Yeah, I can't really dispute that.
Fair call.
>>123963597
>utg frisk
KEK
>>123963597
>implying /utg/ Frisk isn't SUCH AN ALPHA WOAH WAW THAT FUCKS THE FEMALE CHARA UP IN THE PUSSY AND FUCKS THE GOAT, SUCH AN ALPHA MALE WOAAHW
>>123963896I keep missing the threads with all the goat posts!! I work weekdays and /utg/ is always most active during the morning/afternoon. By the time I get home, it's dead and only Ausfags are around to shitpost.
>>123964209
Its okay anon,goathips do things to me too.
>>123964070
>After the first pun, the silence grows ever longer
>So he keeps making more
>*yeah, pretty hard to swallow
>*took a lot of guts to finish watching
>*wonder if we'll be able to find it within ourselves to forgive him
>*so long as he doesnt try forcing it down our throats i guess
>*you uh, aren't responding.
>*tongue-tied?
I just want to have a friend like Papyrus, someone adorable that I can cuddle, make spaghetti with and read bedtime stories. Why is life so unfair ?
I probably shouldn't draw porn of monster kid?
>>123963704
Because monster dust makes good donuts apparently.
If you are to trust muffets genoside dialogue.
>>123964162
Always
>>123964306
I strongly recommend against it
>>123964305
No such person as perfect as him can exist, unfortunately.
>>123964204
Then join me on the Wosh crusade bruva, let not a single impure lewd stand in our way.
>>123964162
>Dose ears
Wat?
>>123964424
>Sans and Papyrus faces on his leg-armor
that really slaps me on the knee
>>123964306
Fuck the police, let anarchy reign.I dont even like the little turd, but if thats what you wanna draw anon, then draw what you wanna draw.
>>123964306
I'm sort of interested in seeing what that would look like drawn by someone with talent.
But i'm not interested in whatever you will make.
Do what you want, precious.
>>123964489
Truly the most tsundere pair of ears.
>>123964523
>with talent
*wwalks out of thread
>Sometimes, it’s weird what stuff you remember the most and what gives you the, quote, “kin feels.”
>For Asriel, one of the strongest memories I have is the sound that my (and my parent’s) mouths make when they close. We had hard mouths, kind of reptillian I suppose, and they made a light “click” noise often. Like teeth touching, but a bit more hollow….
>Isn’t that such a strange thing to remember? Of all the things, and of all the things to think of often. When I’m talking and deeply shifted (…there is an old community term) I think its strange that I don’t hear that.
>Who know why certain things linger so boldly.
>>123964393
It's ok I guess, since a person like him would probably never be friend with someone as shitty as me, anyway.
>>123963448
Also Asgore and Toriel haven't been togeather for at least a few decades by that point so its hardly cheating, unless anytime an ex sleeps with someone it counts as you NTR
>>123964609
Fucking tumblr interpeyring their dreams as fact.
>>123964671
No anon, he would be friends with anyone!
>>123964692
Sans just isn't trying hard enough.
>>123964609
The fuck are you on about nigger?
>>123963825
See, the fun of it is that Toriel wouldn't like it. She'd be completely repulsed, but unable to simply stop the thoughts and feelings that had taken root.
>>123964692
Skeletons have soul dicks.
Reminder that Asgore bullying is just vore faggs pushing that shit fetish on him.
PIC MIGHT BE RELATED.
>>123964671
>implying that Papyrus isn't so amazing that he could be friends with even the worst people
>>123964720
Then, I'll try my best to make him happy !Also, hope you'll have a good day, Anon.
>>123963303
bäaäaäaäaäaäaäaäaäa
>>123964671
>Papyrus
>Not being friends with anyone
Surely you jestin' anon. He's way too cool to not be your super awesome best friend.
>>123964950
I just read this as them laughing like sponge bob
>>123964886
Skeletons and monsters don't have a soul aside Boss monsters.
>>123964987
that's just terrible
>>123964948God, he's so cute. I can't take it.
Hope you have a good day too, anon!
>>123965020
This is just not true anon, its just that boss souls are the only thing that can be used to cross the barrier
>>123964923>tfw some letters in our alphabets are similar to the French due to their invasion in the past
It's kindâ funny
>>123964948
>love fluff
>papyton art just makes me feeljealous of Mettaton having Papyrus
why
>>123965020
That's not true, and even if it was Sans is a boss monster.
>>123964950
Frisk will always be an outcast in the goat family now that Toriel forgave Asgore for killing all her adopted kids and Asriel returned for no apparent reason.
It's no wonder Chara killed himself. They don't even remember him now that he's gone.
>>123965072
LITERALLY JUST A FREAKING RECTANGLE RIGHT?
>>123965020
What did Flowey absorb then when he captured everyone, you clueless chump.
>>123962621
Muscleanon still lurks, saving pictures of goats and inspiring /utg/ shitposters to get gains.
>>123965107
uhh no, boss monsters are a certain kind of monster. In game the only ones we meet are Toriel, Asgore and Asrial (who is no longer one)
Looking at Papyrus makes me even more depressed because I know I'll never be able to meet him.
>>123965152
A true human bean.
>>123965214
Papyrus should not sadden you, he should inspire you to always do your best to be more like him.
>>123965214
If you can't meet papyrus, at least take after him in some ways.
>>123965114
Are you one of these fuckers implying Frisk is a girl?
You better not be.
>>123965152
Damnit stop fatshaming me.Im too lazy to try...
>>123965280I can't help it. He's just that one friend I desperately want. But he's never going to exist.
>>123965235
desert pls
>>123964252
Its okay anon, we can goat post together.
>>123965214
Stop being such a faggot and better yourself
Does anyone have that small gif of blob gaster dancing?
>>123964252
Here's some goat for you
What do you think Papyrus wore before he put on his battle body? It's only been a few weeks since he put it on, right?
http://strawpoll.me/6149922
I think it's time we decided this.
>>123959551
I love him the most
>>123965368
>>123965280
Friendly reminder that there are people so bitter and jaded out there they found Papyrus annoying and dumb instead of pure and heartwarming.
>>123965475
Striped shirt
>>123965020
Anon, regular monsters have SOULs. They just instantly fade upon death due to being weak, with Boss Monsters having powerful enough SOULs to last a few moments postmortem before fading like regular SOULs.
Human SOULs are just DETERMINED so who knows when the fuck they fade, if ever.
>>123965107
>sans is a boss monster
No he's fucking not, what?
Toriel, Asgore, and Asriel are the only Boss Monsters we ever meet.Though given that the capital is apparently fuckig huge and also overcrowded, there may be more out there. They're presumably all the rabbit/goatlike things that the ones we meet are, though.
>>123965187
>After Sans' battle, he leaves the screen, so it is not possible to see his soul and confirm that he is a boss monster or not.
>However, the sound that plays when a Soul is shown to break in half cannot be heard.
Can't be so sure.
>>123960665
China
Chara
>>123960665
Clapghanistan, Murrica, U S OF A, GOD BLESS US
Undyne
>>123965545
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIN' GOOK FRISK
>>123965396
>tfw you will never be a complete shit and shitpost irl with Gaster
>>123965509
Those kinds of people don't matter, anon. But Papyrus would surely befriend them if he meet them! And then they would change.
>>123965365
It's all about making that first big step anon.
>>123960665
sanssans.
>>123965584
I like Frisk too. The little guy's like a fellow yellow-skinned, slit-eyed brethren to me. But I'd like him better all corrupted and broken by Chara, that's all.
>>123960665
Denmark
Asriel
>>123965635
STOP FOOLING AROUND, SANS!
>>123965619
I-i dont wanna be laughed at in public...
>>123965673
>HEthe true answer.
>>123960665
England, Flowey
>>123965396
This gif?
>>123965740
>giving two shits about what people think
Most people in a gym is too focused on their own training to give a shitUnless you're a girl with a good ass
>>123965509
Papyrus is definitely not a kid. 15 at the youngest, but he really doesn't strike me as a teenager - just an innocent young adult.I like to think he's 20.
>>123965740
Everyone at a gym is there to improve themselves, nobody is going to make fun of you for trying to physically improve yourself because that's what they're all doing as well.
>>123965214
>>123965368
I have a Papyrus friend IRL.
Be Determined. Brothers from Other Mothers exist.
>>123965813
Yes, thank you so much!
>>123960230
Daily reminder that going out of your way to be mean to someone who's already feeling down is pathetic. People need reassurance and you can just leave the thread if it makes you that angry. Think 'what would Toriel do?'
>>123965847I-is that really true, anon? There's a Papyrus out there?
>>123960665
France
This cutie pie
>>123965820I aint making promises, but i will try to make myself.
>>123965214
>>123965368
>>123965847
>tfw I am the Papyrus friend
>everyone finds me obnoxious
>>123960665
Texas
Asgore
>>123960665
Poland, Papyrus
>>123965897
No, he's not. There are people out there that are really that sweet and kind. Unfortunately, they're fewer and farer between as the world gets meaner and more cynical, but they're out there, somewhere!
>>123965924
People keep calling me Sans. I have no goddamn clue why.
>>123965924
I want to be friends with you and cuddle you, anon!
Postcrying/bullied Asriel
Also, why has no one drawn aNichijou version of Asriel and Toriel as Nano and the Professor?
>>123965857
You are welcome.
>>123966001
>Not Alphys as Hakase and Mettaton as Nano
Please anon
>>123965973
>tfw i have mettaton's homoeroticism and asgore's kekery
>>123966001
Why Asriel and Toriel when there's a much more fitting dynamic duo?
>>123966001
Here faggot
>>123965924
>tfw I am the Sans
>lots of people I work with hate me because I'm a lazy fat fuck who makes bad jokes
>>123965998
Oh my gosh!! Are you sure?!I'm actually very smalland female
>>123960665
late butArgentina
Either the Chara or Napstablook
>>123966118
Now, what about you is papyry? Is it the BOASTFUL COOL GUYNESS? Or the always kind to othersness?
>>123960665
Finland
Skelebros
>>123965897
I've known him for 7 years now and he is sincerely one of those people who betters his friends. His friendship has steadily improved my life and made me want to do the same for others.
They're rare people because it is very difficult to put sincere concern forth for others when your own life isn't in a strong spot. It's just natural to worry about yourself when all your problems aren't dealt with yet.
I just hope folks realize that spreading kindness is it's own reward. Be the dude Papyrus knows you can be.
>>123965924
Don't sweat it anon.
>>123966118Same.If you're really kind, we could be good friends!
So erm, quick update for our team's music in the VGL. From a previous poll, Dogsong won with the most votes as the main goalhorn for the team, but a bunch of people complained about it during the friendly's last weekend, so I want to ask again. Since we already have Geeeettt Dunked On as a cheeky 90+ horn as well, I thought it would be appropriate to poll it once again just to make sure.
So in short, should Dogsong stay as our primary goalhorn, or should we replace it with something else?
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/11IUAtPxUMvPPyiGw3f5IkbGvmAIjUabbHuEdkds2Pwk/viewform?usp=send_form
Is Asgores trident magic? like did he summon it from thin air?
Why does no one ever draw him or talk about some the shit he does with his eyes?
>>123966179
Reminder that kindness is frowned upon as naiive in the modern world, no matter who you are.
...God, I sound like Flowey, but it really is true.
>there are people who think papyrus is a pathetic loner because he's not lazy and gets his mail
>they think sans gets lots of mail rather than just being lazy and letting it build up
>>123966093
>tfw I am theJerry
>>123966225
If it was a physical spear, Frisk would've become a smear on the wall instead of taking like 3 damage to the soul.
>>123960665
Spain
Sans
>>123966179
I wish I was his friend, too.Sigh...
>>123966225
Of course it's magic, anon. That's why it could destroy a concept as metaphysical as "MERCY" and only does a few damage to a human, as opposed to a hunk of metal which would certainly deal calamitous damage.
>>123966225
Wouldn't be a stretch. I doubt he keeps a trident as long as he is stuffed inside his cloak. Besides, we've seen with Undyne that Cool Signature Weapon Summoning is a top notch magic.
Not sure what to say about the eye stuff. It could be tied to CORE tech and research given that they share mechanics. Or just general Human SOUL related magic research, since there seems to be color relation there too.
>>123966035
>>123966079
Fuck, that works better. So who's Sakamoto then?
>>123965512
Isn't Undyne a Boss Monster?Her soul leaves her body then rebuilds, into Undyne the Undying, or is this less Soul-based and more Determination/A True Hero arrives!
>>123966368
I think his eyes flash with intent and Frisk can sort of read it to know whether to move or stay where he is to outpredict Asgore predicting his movement.
>>123966293
Yeah I mean all of fish sticks weapons where magical too right?
The only real weapon in the entire game is a knife.
>>123966368
Well how else does he break the third wall and destroy the mercy button?
Holy fuck how come I never thought about it.
>>123961132Olá, pensei que era o único hue aqui.
>>123966423
Undine's not a Boss Monster, she's just an absolute mutant whose willpower was beyond what her body was designed for.
>>123966275
He's not a pathetic loner. He's friends with Undyne, after all. The problem is that Undyne is the only person aside from Sans that seems to be actual friends with him instead of viewing him as an acquaintance or just a town idiot.
I'm glad he got a lot of friends after Frisk came along.
>>123960665
1. Germany
2. Asriel/Flowey
>>123966267
I can't deny this but personally I choose to see it as having enough strength to spare that I can show this "weakness." Don't let people play you for a sucker obviously but if you can spare some of your resources in the first place you're already ahead of the game IMO.
>>123966318
Just keep on keeping on, anon! You got a pleasant demeanor and since we're both in /utg/ you've obviously got good taste. You never know which casual friendship turns into the life long bond.
>>123966316
>Spain
God, I thought I was the only spaniard on /utg/
Cheers, m8
>>123966396
Frisk or Burgerpants because grouchy.
>>123966470
>Third wall
>>123960665
Finland
Undyne
>>123966148
Both of those, actually. I try to be cool but no matter what I'm always a bit silly.I have too much empathyThe sound of crying babies/small children makes me genuinely sad
I have to physically resist the urge to cheer them up because I don't want to look like a creep
That resistance is not always successfulI can't say no to telemarketersI just want to be friends with everyone, I hate conflictI once called animal 911 on a young seagull because I thought it was injured and the other end laughed at me because in hindsight it was just being a greedy assholeI literally cannot tell a lie, even the tiniest one makes me feel crippling guilt
etc etc etc
>>123966185
!!!!
>>123966423
My headcanon is undyne the undying was undyne being reborn as a slightly different monster seeing as you never see her "soul exists outside her body" as is specific to boss monsters and humans.
But seeing as there's no precedent for it or any other monster do something similar all we can tell from it is she definitely isn't a boss monster
>>123960665
Korea
Frisk (DETERMINATION)
>>123966526
I-I got a pleasant demeanor...?No one's told me that before...
You're really lucky to have a friend like that anon. I hope you're right, that I find such a good friend one day, too.
>>123966423
It's determination. She never completely dies until she outright turns to dust, when her SOUL actually fades.
The way Toriel's SOUL shows up for a moment when she dies like Asgore's does is how you know they're both Boss Monsterswhich makes me wonder why you can't absorb Toriel's SOUL, actually. I mean, you can't take Asgore's because Flowey always shows up to destroy it, but why can't you take Toriel's after a non-true reset? I could understand why you can't take it the first run (Frisk wouldn't know) but after a non-true reset it would make sense to be able to do so.
>>123966470
Well how does Sans attack you when you're in your menus?
We don't even know how these encounters play out, visually. Does Frisk actually just turn into a floating heart or what?
It's very abstract.
>>123966156
Hey me too.
Though my very favourite kinda fluctuates between Pap and MTT
>>123966575
Aww, anon. You're (almost) as cool as the great Papyrus, I'm sure he would approve.
>>123966567
>first wall is behind the two-dimensional plane
>second wall is above
>third wall seperates game mechanics from lore
>fourth wall is the computer screen
>fifth wall seperates us from god
>>123966584
>>123966423
Undyne the undying is just a normal monster who used the power of friendship and anime to have a powerful mid-battle transformation
>>123966423
A monster's body is attuned to its soul, or something, so when Undyne gets super-determined to fuck you up her form changes entirely as a result.
>>123966575
How could you be called obnoxious?You're practically pure!
Let's be friends, anon!
>>123960665
Asriel
UK
>>123960665
USA
S
ASRIEL.
>>123966575
As a fellow sap who shares several of these sentiments I think you're a cool anon.
>>123966575
Please be my friend please
>>123963232
for what purpose
>>123966575
>I once called animal 911 on a young seagull because I thought it was injured and the other end laughed at me because in hindsight it was just being a greedy asshole
That's so sweet.
>>123966459That stupid goat can't trick me
>Decide to listen to some Undertale music. Maybe some SAVE The World or Spear of Justice.
>punch in 'undertale' in my history, click the first youtube link there, it all goes to the same playlist.
>Dogsong
>Listen to the entire 15 minutes.
I love those puppens so much.
Stop being so nice. You're pissing me off.
>>123966693Also my Trademark Favourite Food since preschool has been spaghetti, so I lost my shit even more over PapyrusWe also both always wear scarves and have an inclination towards red-orange
I know I could never be as great as him, but I'll strive to be second best!but does this make having him as a husbando some twisted sort of vanity?
>>123966746
Haha oh goshthat's the one thing I don't have in common with him
But sure!
>>123966884
Saps unite!
>>123966889
Gladly! I love people.
Daily reminder to feed and love you Pocket Gaster
If you have any problems with your Pocket Gaster, consult the nearest Pocket Gaster Vet in your area
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>>123966978
Man, I remember the shitstorm this caused.
What happened to dakifag, anyways?
>>123967042
Flowey's so cute when he's pissed off
>>123966575
Female short Papyrus! Please be my friend!So I can finally have my very first one! And so kind too!
>>123967042
Fuck you nigga.Is that better? I'm so sorry anon. I'd hate to make you feel bad.
>>123967053
No, it's normal to be attracted to similar qualities. It's a human thing.
>>123966632
>It's very abstract.
Sometimes more so, and sometimes less.
>>123966978
My dick
>>123966978
Anon what the tits?
I can even understand wanting to lewd shotagoat, but this is just a whole another level of twisted.
If you lewd goatson at least do so lovingly.
>>123967092
The shitstorm was hilarious
And I have no idea what happened to the faggotHe's active on tumblr, but doesn't post anything Undertale related
>>123967053
Yessss ok how we gonna do this
>>123967081
Mine died on the spin cycle. Where can I get another?
>>123967015
>listening to music on YT
you're triggering my autism about music quality, anon...
>>123967081
Anon! Mine is leaking black liquid and chirping. What does it mean?
>>123967042
I want tohugthe flower.
>>123960665
Freedomland.
I can't honestly pick an individual one. I guess Asriel since he ties the whole story and message together.
>>123967240
Then what do I do if I can't find the music I listen to on piratebay/kickass and can't be assed to try and find the CDs we have?
Hello everyone!
I hope you're having a nice day!
Did you eat today?
>>123966978
How could you.
>>123967270
me too and I want to hold his vine
>>123967307
>COMPACT DISCS
>2015
ANON
>>123967225
Recent reports have concluded that Pocket Gasters are self-regenerative, so just wait for a few hours and check the washing machine every once in a while, it should be there.. eventually
>>123967105
You don't have any friends?! Why were you all alone for so many years, anon?
Well, you're not alone anymore, not since you forst posted on /utg/
>>123967135
Okay good! This was bothering me for a while.
>>123967215
I'm ... actually not sure. Oh, wait.if you have a tumblr, send a pm to klgfanart and I'll give ya my skype
Just don't use it for evil!
>>123967328I love you
>>123965813
>>123965396
More importantly,whatever could it mean?
>>123967346
I need something to listen to while driving
>>123967328
OHSHIT I forgot I have food in the oven
>>123967331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ1Rb9hC4JY
>>123967307
Continue listening to YT videos and be content with the fact that mp3 distortion is either too subtle for you to hear or doesn't bother you.
>>123960665
US-of-A, North DakotatEMMIE!!!
>>123967394
People only talk to me when they need me, and when I try to say something it just comes off as awkward! Once they don't need me anymore, they stop interacting with me! No one even tries to befriend me!
So if you will be my friend, I will be very thankful!
>Have 400 images of Asriel now
A new milestone, but its just the beginning of my dark decent into the pit of gote madness.
>>123960665
Jalisco, Mexico
Dadster is best Gaster
>>123967449
This.
>>123967515
Anon, you're like a lowercase, sort of pathetic Papyrus. Just be as confident as him and you'll have lots of friends.
>>123967435
I love you too, Anon!
>>123967459
Go get it you IDIOT.
>>123967489
PolandA-alphys
>>123960665
Finland.
I like Alphys best.
Apparently, I'm the only one who does.
>>123967541
Submit to the fluffy goat anon, its easier that way.
>>123967589
Anon, I am literally God. It must suck being you, so please be my friend so I don't have to feel sorry for you anymore.
>>123967541
Hey, at least it's not like it's a real personI have more than 100 pics of Natalia Poklonskaya, I think I may have a problem but whatever
>>123967647
He doesn't call himself god, anon.
>>123967515
Well I'm sure that just about everyone here has been there themselves in one way or another.
I do admit it's a little bit awkward talking about it in depth like this, but I understand!
>>123967328
In my chest there is an abyss, a hole of the deepest blackness where nothing is created or can escape. I hide away from people to stop it sucking in and destroying them. While it tears me up from the inside piece by piece.
>>123967541
At least you don'tmasturbate to the goat dailySEND HELP
>>123967589
Won't they think I'm repulsive or something? I think I should just keep quiet, they say my voice is really annoying and squeaky!
This thread is in a serious need of some removal.
>>123967609oh man
>>123967696
Shedinja?
>>123966289
*ditch
>>123967729I do that too anon.This pit knows no depth to its depravity.
I am going to sleep, good night /utg/. Thanks fort he nice thread and encouragements. Be good as always!
>>123967729The subby, hiptastic goat?
>>123967773
Patrick please
>>123967873
Enjoy your 17 hours.
>>123967873
Sleep well lil skell
>>123967092
Got a link/archive? I want to kill a good 10 minutes.
>>123967873
Sans hates Mondays.
>>123967696You could always give me your SOUL.
I mean! You should talk to someone about that, pal. A therapist maybe?
>>123967774You're such a freak. I love it.
>>123967856Fuck, we really are a lost cause
>>123967881That doesn't matter
>>123960665
Argentina
Flowey
>>123966476JAMAIS, MEU CARO
http://strawpoll.me/6150220
Probably gonna lose some followers for this.
>>123967984
The real Flowey wouldn't be so nice. You gotta be MEAN but saccharine.
>tfw can't play the game because don't want the make the skeleton sad.
I just want to have a bad time goddamnit.
>>123967873
Goodnight skeletonposter.
>>123967328
Hi. Doing okay, annoyed about JC3's shitgarbage performance on PS4, and eating honeycomb cereal.
Life's fairly comfy.
>>123959907
Have you tried talking with psychologist or psychiatrist anon?
I know it doesn't sounds like helpful advice but these kinds of people are experts in cases like yours. I myself been throught suicide attempts myself. Been to psychologist then got redirected to psychiatrist and now i'm suppose to be on prescription medicine.
I'il be taking it from tommorow on.
I don't even know if i'm saying proper things anon, sorry i'm just trying to do my best to cheer you up and give you alternative.
I just want you to live on anon
>>123967984sorry I don't mean to creep you out or somethingoh man oh man
>>123968101
How does he even absorb nicotine? I'm thoroughly confounded.
>>123968101
Do what I did. Copy and move the original save somewhere else. Tell yourself you've split the timeline.
It's still fucked up but you'll feel a little less bad about it knowing they're happy somewhere else.
>>123968169
~magic~
>>123960665
Murca
Mettaton and Asgore.
>>123959907These words are sincereJust end it already
>>123968162
He meant it in a good way. I think. Like that one picture of flowey with his weird flower tongue out saying "...freak".
>>123967813
Damn straight nigga.
>>123968214The timeline ends when it's moved out of the folder.
>>123962828
Buddy.Actually, Adult Asriel.
>>123968036
Alphys is dealing with the 'middle of the story' deal.
Mew Mew Kissie Cutie 1 is the establishment. It's act 1. This is where things are introduced, the first relevant plotlines get introduced, and initial complications are resolved.
Act 2 is the 'competence' phase. The protagonists are coming into their own, and there's hints of what's coming in act 3. This is generally the least exciting part though, since it is neither the beginning or the end.
Act 3's the exciting bit because it's all coming to a head.
Basically, Alyphs is judging it on its own compared to MMKC 1, without the bookend of MMKC 3.
>>123968287
And starts back up again when you put it back in and start the game. Your point being...?
>>123968287
Nah, that's too dark.
>>123968089Anon you wouldn't believe how much I'm holding back.
>>123968112
I'm happy to hear that, Anon!
Hee hee.
>>123968162Hee hee, I love you you cute little weirdo.I did mean it in a good way, like that Anon said.You're still a sicko though.
>>123968350
That's a copy. Your friends are dead.
>>123968395
Be full on mean, you asshat flower.
>>123968287
>hard drive fries
>goodbye timeline
>>123962828
Bane of courshActually just Goatbro
>>123968323
Maybe MMKC 3 still hasn't been ripped because nobody has thrown it away yet.
Maybe that's the DVD with the claw marks on it you find at the garbage dump.Maybe it really is just nostalgia goggles and Alphys only really likes it because she first saw it during a time when she was really lonely and sad and the cutesy romantic plot made her vicariously feel better
>>123968424
? But they'd be right there again. Anon, I know you're trying to trigger whatever tumblr feelings this person has, but your argument is full of holes.
>>123968458
But,hes not even a big guy.
>>123968395oh man don't make me blush I'm outside right now fuck fuck fuckI shouldn't even be checking /utg/ in public but I get really worried about missing your posts holy shit I think I have a problem
>>123959907
You're making a very bad mistake.
You better turn back before you realize the severity of what you're doing. Because by then, there will be no turning back.
>>123968590
For you.
>>123967541
I have 959.
>>123960665Some gook country right beside South China Sea
Asgore
>>123968590
Then you'll have to show him the lightand make him a big guyAnd if he ends up as tall as Asgore he's a pretty tall guy
>>123968602
I'm kind of like that with chub chara anon. Boy, it really sucks, doesn't it?
>>123962638
Papyrus since I'm too small to hug Sans.
>>123960665Argentina
Either Papyrus or Undyne.
>>123968652
YA FUCKIN GOOK
>>123968429
What? No!
Anon, I've turned a new leaf.
I just want all my best best /utg/ friends to be happy and healthy and keep their SOULs strong!
>>123968602Awww. You might have a bit of a problem, Anon.If anyone asks why you're blushing tell them that you're looking at cute flowers.
>>123968750
>when you see this it's already too late
>>123963704
I wish more artists drew Alphys's face like that instead of boxy Land Before Time snout.
Remember to bully your goat daily so he doesn't get lazy and complacent
>>123968873
Strong so you can HARVEST THEM?
>>123968934
How can I bully that goat when it's already dead, has been for a long time and is not coming back
>>123968873
>Filename
you're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Good afternoon, anons.
I hope you all are having a lovely day, how're you doing?
>>123968934
>bullying him
>not dragging his sorry ass to the nearest gym
It's like you don't want him to be a big guy
>>123968873cute
>>123965823
Going by his word choice he's definitely not a kid.
>>123968934
>tfw it still hurts
>>123968873tell me your posting hours, it'll ease my stress, maybeI talked to you at like 4 am on sunday which does not bode well for me
>>123969032
it's not even noon yet stop smoking so much crack anon i miss the old you
>tfw finished my final genocide run
>felt a sense of accomplishment as I survived Sans final attack
>mfw watching him bleed
>mfw that ending
>tfw I realize there is no way for me to undo the damage I've done on the game world and its people
I-I never asked for this
>>123969032I just woke up.Everything seems to be okay on my side, how are you?I hope you are having a nice day too.
>>123969040
>actually wanting to ruining hismotherly figure
>>123960230
(you)
>>123969158
Shoulda backed up that save, anon.
>>123969158
Sure you did, anon. With every monster you went out of your way to kill, with every time you ignored the chance of mercy from those begging you to accept theirs
You didn't just ask for this, you worked your ass off for this. Be proud of your accomplishmentYou sick fuck
>>123969158
if it makes you feel any better, just think about how tens, if not hundreds of thousands of people have also gone through the genocide route and share your pain
>>123969158
Don't worry anon Sans just went back to grillby's to hang out with all his friends
Hey, amigos. This isn't an update for the writebin, it's more one of me for y'all. I've only got about two weeks of school left counting this week so I've got shit to do. I won't be updating the writebin until classes are done. I'll still be keeping up with new threads posted though since that's not hard. I'll also post this little p.s.a onto the writebin when I get home. Sorry if this inconveniences any of you somehow.
>>123969194
I prefer my guys bigand with a mask
>>123968934
>breaking up with the goat
Top pleb.
>>123969248
>tfw backtracked all the way to Grillby's to see if he was there
>>123966289Jerry isn't self aware though.
>>123968871
my child, u r breaking my gook heart.
>>123969248
>>123969158
fuck meant to post this with that comment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le-FLQfmKis
>>123969158
It's ok anon, you can undo all the damage
>you don't deserve it tho, you actually sold your soul
>>123969309
Anon, your LOVE went up and you heard the dust sound.
>>123968873The Joy must be hitting REALLY hard if there's a talking flower in this thread.
>>123969285
It's cool, best of luck with your studies.
>>123969232
>answering something from the top of the thread
Whats the matter bitchboy? Butthurt that you cannot attentionwhore without people calling you out on it?
The fact that you even linked it after all the time that passed since it was posted proves just how much attention whoring resides in these generals.
>>123969158
>I-I never asked for this
You did ask for this though. You were the one who chose to go and murder everyone; nobody forced you to do it or anything like that.
>>123960665
Island
The onion one.
>>123969378
>tfw didn't care about killing sans until I watched this
>suddenly realized how much I liked him as a charater and how fucked up genocide was
>tfw suddenly having a bad time
>>123969303
But anon, if hes wearing a mask, how will you boop his snoot?
>>123969285
It's okay m8, don't worry about it. Good luck with your classes, take care.
>>123968993
>>123969026
I promise I'm not planning anything evil!
I swear on my... Uh, roots. Yeah! Roots!
>>123969082
Am not!
>>123969115Good idea, Anon! I post at 9-10am EST and then anywhere from 2-9pm ish!If I'm not doing other things like I had to yesterday!
>>123966617
Best korea or worst korea?
Is that you kim jung ?
>>123969571
If he's wearing a mask I canpull it off to see if he dies
A reminder that the egg WILL hatch and Tem WILL be a proud parent, just you fucking watch
>>123969596
HMMM
Okay!
I trust you.
>>123969391
THIS IS THE ONLY WAY
HANG ON SANS
I'M COMING FOR YOU
>>123969378
FUCK THAT ENDING
NO
>>123966617
FRISK YA FUCKIN GOOK WHY IS THIS THREAD ALL GOOKS AND NO MOOKS EH
>>123969596
>Easter eggs in the filenames now
Wow, this is getting fun
all thisgook kek
Namaste my dear friends. I hope you are all having a good day and enjoying a nice thread.
>>123969798
>FUCK THAT ENDING
You were warned anon, you choose that ending
>>123969925
y-you too
>>123969596that's.. not so bad, I guess. I'm in England
>>123969798
Anon, you chose to do this. Do you really believe that deleting those files will negate your sins?
>>123969596
Reminder that Chara doesn't love you anymore and you helped turn them into the demon abomination they are now.
>>123965129
A sexy rectangle
Papyrus' favorite sexy rectangle
>>123960636
>yes, goo-
>nipple piercing
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>123970190
I don't get why so many gay people insist on piercings, they're such a turnoff.
>>123970247
I don't understand either.Just left it untouched so I can bite them, not sucking off the metal part, ugh.
>>123969762
Great! Hee hee.
>>123969881
What? I don't hide anything in my filenames!
>>123970019Well you know. Now I have an idea of where you live, Anon.Maybe I'll be seeing you.
>>123970131
Well... You're fat! And I know Chara still loves me.They are my partner after all.
>>123960665
Texas
And it's a tie between the goat family, Undyne, Papyrus, and Frisk.
>>123969727
*It's hard boiled.
>>123970327
stop roleplaying you autistic cunt
>>123970247
Gays have bad taste.
You know it's true.
>>123970385
don't crush Tem's dreams!
>>123970327
AHA
No files now.
You sneaky fuck.
>>123970385
With enough love, anything is possible.
>>123970440love or LOVE?
>>123970327highly doubtful
>>123970327
They're not your partner. Look behind you, one of these posts, they're just gonna kill you.
>>123970503love is superior to LOVE but not superior tokek
>>123959907
Can you see your life conditions improving on the forseeable future?
Can you see a better world for you to live in?
Do you have the willpower to change your imperfections?
If not, go ahead. You won't be alive, you'll be just waiting for death while everything crumbles around you.
>>123970619
Man, nobody is really qualified to give advice on whether you should commit suicide or not, because nobody who's ever done it is still around. I wouldn't play with someone's life like that, anon.
Which Undertale character has the softest nipples.
>>123970503
Do monsters have an lv stat along with an LV stat?
Does a monster's lv stat increase when it feels love?
>>123970412
This one guy I knew tasted pretty good. He ate a lot of pineapple.
suicide anon went to bed 3 hours ago y'all, you can stop replying to them any time
new thrad when
>>123970690
>People who try to commit suicide 100% succeed
>>123970619
You sound like you were/are too cowardly to do it yourself. Are you really in a position to be telling others to kill themselves?
>>123970720Goatdad's
>>123970762
not until bump limit, rev up your shitposting game anon.booby
>>123970805
>Asgore suffers from gyno
wow I don't know what to do with this
>>123970813
VERBOTEN
>>123970813
>>123970869
>>123970871
booby
booby
>>123970813i want to kek a booby
How DOES Frisk shoot with an empty gun anyway?
Is it determination being focused through the gun into magic bullets or some shit? It's a cool idea.
>>123970813
I want to lay on chara's tummy!
>>123970902
FOREBODEN
FOREBODEN
>>123970762
In about 140 posts.
>>123970916
>3
She pistol whips monsters
>>123970916
Monsters are hurt by killing intent so just pointing a gun at them is probably enough to do damage
>>123970959
I want Chara to stab me in the tummy!
>>123970813
MACRO SHOTA ASRIEL VORE
SKELEFUCKING
UH
DOGGO...WALKING
still 130 posts till new thread, so post some music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TErySTMbFlk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lpGtoVfCsU
>>123970972Poopy.
>there are people in this thread who dont want to live with all 3 goats like a happy little family, fucking like rabbits with one another every night and eating pies every day
Some shit tastes all round.
>>123971067
Jesus christ. If they were that sensitive, 4chan posts would probably kill them.
>>123971109
VERBOTEN
>>123970813
KING ASGORE "KIDDY CONSUMER" DREEMURR
>>123961497
Same here, but I'm from Minnesota
>>123971126
>having sex with all of the gotes
Nah, if there'd be any sex in gote family it would be with Asriel
>>123971126
No thanks, sounds tempting but I love my family.
>>123970916
Probably just pistol whips it.
>>123971087
Anon, as much of a display of power as that is, wouldn't it hurt too much to be arousing?
>>123971214
Maybe he's a masochist?
>>123971214
>hurt too much to be arousing
I don't understand.
>>123971167
>leaving goatmom and goatdad hanging
You are a terrible son.
>>123971185
Give in to the omnipotent goatlust anon.
>>123971067
That's not exactly it.
Monsters are hurt more by the intent behind an attack rather than attack or intent alone. More like the intent is a multiplier than anything.
>>123971126
>you'll never go on an adventure with Asriel and Chara as Buddy
Why live.
>>123971161
ASGORE "A CHILD A DAY KEEPS THE WIFE AWAY" DREEMURR
>>123971323
Pff, good one.
>>123971298
I wonder...if you attacked with really good intentions, could it heal them? I wonder if that's what the "soul communicating" is that monsters do with bullets.
>>123971292
If I was a part of gote family like a child in a chara/frisk and asriel sort of way then I wouldn't want to bone goatmom or goatdad.
Fun brother/sister stuff would be nice though
So this is the new fotm fnaf crap. well, at least this have some cool music
https://soundcloud.com/ew_fee/sans-actually-sounds-ok-in-utau-desu
>>123971126
>You will never fuck Asriels goathole and suck Asgores 11' dick while Toriel rims you.
A man can dream.
>>123969416
>The Joy
OK, now I really wanna see a MGS crossover that isn't of The Phantom Pain or Lizard Otacon.
>>123971415
It'd probably be like Woshua, Tsunderplane, or Vegetoid's attacks.
>>123971323
10/10
>>123971415
>.if you attacked with really good intentions, could it heal them?
Things like what happens with Vulkin would imply that's not possible; but taking into account other monsters can heal you with their attacks, I would say it can happen.
>>123971415
No, probably not.
If you press FIGHT during the Undyne date, it does the exact same thing as hitting the "Fake Attack"
>>123970720
Grillby.
>>123971537
Vulkin's just a colossal derp.
I want to bully the Floweyposter
I want to burn the entire east coast to find him
>>123966476Não é não.
>>123971618
Why would you want to bully such a nice flower?
>>123971606
But they are trying their best.
http://giygasbandicoot.tumblr.com/post/134223512788/this-is-what-happens-when-you-decide-you-wanna
Please look at this and tell me how this makes you feel
>>123971618please stay away from my husbando
>>123971585
So soft your hands melt.
>>123971682
I'm going to bully my partner however I see fit.
>>123971742And then I'm coming to England for you.
>>123971781>implying magic fire works like regular fire
>>123971452
That sounds hot as fuck, im not too keen on dicksucking tho.but if it means i can have goatmom rim me while i have Asriel bouncing on my shaft then i guess goatdad is getting his dick sucked.
>>123969603
I is of worst korea gook guy
I eat kinchi and is of playings starcraft.
Also reminder that best korea is worst korea and worst korea is best korea
>>123969867
BECAUSE WE KILLED ALL THE GOOKS AND MOOKSat least once, or not. Depends on you.
And then we erased the system file and got the happy ending.
>>123971826
Real fire makes your hands crunchy. Magic fire makes them melt.
>>123971826
Stop ruining my fantasies.
>>123971862
Hum.Grillby is actually 100% pure, living Determination.
Alright thread, what are your top ten soundtracks? Mine are:
1. Hopes and Dreams/SAVE the World
2. Battle Against a True Hero
3. ASGORE
4. Your Best Nightmare
5. Death by Glamour
6. Finale
7. Dummy!
8. Spear of Justice
9. Stronger Monsters
10. MEGALOVANIA
>>123971840
Asgore's a nice guy, I'm sure he's open to negotiation on dick sucking terms.
I don't know if this has been brought up before, but is there any particular reason characters like Papyrus and Undyne can remember Frisk on a reset if Determination acts as a rewind rather than hopping to a dimension where you didn't die?
>>123971931
>No Bonetrousle
>No Spider Dance
anon please
>>123969908
>tfw your name is jack
I dindu nuffin I swear
For once in my pathetic miserable existence I'm having an amazing day.
How's everything going for you, /utg/?
>>123972065
It's not a 100% perfect rewind, unless it's a True Reset.
Hence True.
>>123971931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oU-4QGbb6XY
The only song you need
>>123971316
>Chara ends up backstabbing me at some point
Nah I'm fine
>>123971824
chara stop
>>123971931
1. Megalovania
2. Battle Against a True Hero
3. Asgore
4. CORE
5. Your Best Nightmare/Finale
6. Dummy
7. Spear of Justice/NGAHHH!!
8. It's Raining Somewhere Else
9. Undertale
10.https://tobyfox.bandcamp.com/track/empty-house
>>123972053
I mean, he can always plow goatmoms ass while she rims me? Im sure that is more his thing anyways.
>>123971931
Megalovania
Spider Dance
Bergentruckung/ASGORE
Dogsong/geeettttttt dunked on!!
Bonetrousle
Battle Against a True Hero
Waterfall
Memories
Home
Death By GlamourBonus Mode: Dark, Darker, Yet Darker
>>123971931
My favs tend to change but:
Undertale
SAVE the World
It's Raining Somewhere Else
Death by Glamour
ASGORE
Snowy
Dummy!
Spider Dance
sans.
CORE
https://soundcloud.com/ew_fee/ghost-temmie-battle
>>123972410
I unironically love this.
>>123972176
Having a pretty good day
Just signed up for a membership at the gymTime to become a big guy
>>123963051I live about 15 minutes from Minneapolis! Let's be friends!
>>123972491Was getting swole a part of your plan?
Think of an Undertale character.They encounter Frisk walking home from school, crying. How do they comfort the kid?
>Monsters come to the surface world
>People make monster body pillows and monster plushies
>People start fetishizing monsters and starting cults
>Cult of Tem is responsible for millions of suicides
>Monsters go back to the underground
>>123972613
What if this game was just their attempt at testing the waters?
>>123972592
>Endogeny
They pick up frisk and carry them on their back as they rocket away
I should draw this sometime
>>123972592
>Frisk encounters Frisk
THE ABUSE OF SAVESTATES HAS BORNE IT'S FRUIT
>>123963293
KEK
>>123972592
>Snowdrake
Tells them bad ice puns in a attempt to cheer them up
>>123972698
Judging from the intense spawning of 'subculture materials' from the internet, they might get burned by that water and may never come up here.
>>123972592
>Mettaton
>acts like a 1950's mother and starts coddling her
>goes to the next PTA meeting instead of Toriel and raises a ruckus
>>123971931
Megalovania
Spear of justice
Song that might play when you fight sans
Bonetrousle
It's raining somewhere else
Battle against a true hero
Finale
Metal crusher
Heart ache
Dummy
>>123972592
>Vulkin
Offers hugs. Uh oh.
tit
>>123972491
Please become a big guy for me, anon. Thentake me from behind.
>>123973001
STILL FORBODEN
>>123973001
FORBODEN
>>123973001mammary
So many Toriels in this thread. We need to deploy more booby.
>>123971931
In no order
>ASGORE
>Dummy!
>Spear of justice
>Its raining somewhere else
>His theme
>Death by Glamour
>Hopes and dreams SAVE THE WORLF
>Bonetrousle
>Undertale
>Spider Dance
>>123973143
VERBOTEN
>>123972176
Made a choccy brownie andquornchicken. 5/5 bretty gud day
>>123972556Of coursh
>>123970159
He's kind of the only sexy rectangle in the game, anon.
nipple
>>123973173
breast
>>123973143
>>123973163
That's EXTRA FORBODEN
>>123973230
FORB
...Knee?
>>123973269
No, Toriel. I'll heed my true calling. Booby is the future and you cannot stop me.
>>123960665
USA, Florida
Tied between Toriel and Napstabook
痴子
>>123973337
Scandalous, but allowed.
hipbone
>>123973230
>>123973262
FOREBODEN
What's even the bump limit on threads in /vg/ anyway?
>>123973380
FRISK YOU GODDAMN GOOK.
>>123965235
HAS
>>123973429
750
keep shitpostingpoopy
Oppai
>>123973380
FUCKING CHING CHONG GOOK MAN GET OUTTA HERE
>>123973429
750
My tight ass
>>123973380
不允許
>>123973459
>>123973493
NO
>>123973501
VERBOTEN
>>123973423I wanna caress some hips right about now.
breats
>>123965475
>tfw you realize that his is the only battle sprite not animated
>tfw image limit
>>123973561Shitpost faster then, so we can have pictures back
>>123973562
VEB
>>123973163
Toriel ... booby?
>>123973423
Allowed begrudgingly.
>>123973584
His dating sprite more than makes up for it.
>>123971931
in no particular order:
Waterfall
Hopes and Dreams
Asgore
Spider Dance
Bonetrusle
The Core
Megalovania
Ghost fight
Metal crusher
Undertale (guitar)
>>123973656
ABSOLUTELY VERBOTEN
>>123972592
>Asgore
Lifts Frisk up in a big goatdad hug and carries them home, where they can have tea and explain what happened in a mon-public place.
>>123973562
My child, I'm not sure if I should be more upset over your perverted words, or your poor spelling.
>>123973584
What about Toriel?
雄っぱい
Doctor Pavel? I'm CIA.
>>123973646Just imagine running your fingers down that hourglass shape...
I am so goddamn honey right now
Fuck spoilers.
>>123973561Whose hips?
>>123960665
Poland, Sans
>>123973830
That sounds pretty sweet anon, care to share some of your honey?
>>123973778
That's for Asgore, RG01 and 02 you silly.
https://youtu.be/jjnkJVg5-NY
For some reason I'm just imagining Frisk singing this, with Asriel for the backup singer.
>>123973817What the fuck you think I've been doing for the last half an hour?
>>123973817
What about his handsome jawline and powerful bones, anon?
>>123973529
MOST FORBODEN
>>123973758boober
>>123973830
can i taste you?
>>123973779
He wasn't alone
>>123973896
>>123973941
Get lost, Winnie the Pooh.
>>123973830
You are feeling extremely sweet right now? What happened anon?
>>123973914Tenderly licking his snootle.
>>123973921
My child, I'm starting to get the impression you may be making fun of me.
>>123973974
Uh, you don't get to bring friends..
>>123973921
MAGMARTEN
>>123974003
I think we're talking about different people, anon. I'm sorry. Papyrus wouldn't appreciate me licking his nosehole.
we can make a new thread now
>>123971931
1 Song That Might Play When You Fight Sans
2 Battle Against a True Hero
3 Spear of Justice
4 MEGALOVANIA
5 Hopes and Dreams/SAVE the World
6 ASGORE
7 Dummy!
8 Bonetrousle
9 Spider Dance
10 Death by Glamour
I actually love all of them, but if I have to pick, this would be the order
>>123974029bobob
>>123974062
They're not my friends
Migrate when ready:
>>123974097
>>123974097
>>123974097
>>123974069
No, im happy in this gutter.
>>123974029memmery glandsI only make fun of you because I like you.
>>123974121
Frisk, are you actually just having a stroke now? Should I call an ambulance?
>>123974208bobbei
>>123974208
Hello, I am a legitimate, for-real doctor. Only an emergency dose of booby can save this boy. Wherever could we find any on such short notice?
>>123974373
...I may be having doubts as to the legitimacy of your medical degree.
>>123974482
I don't think that man is a doctor, run while you still can.
>>123969402
YES, YES, THANK YOU!!!
Also, NOT NICKLES, PICKLES, WITH A "P"!
>>123973538
STYLE
>>123970991
>SHE
COOL FUCKING MEME SHITLORD
Seios
>>123969158
I beat sans yesterday too, and im feeling the pain. But i will never sell my soul.
I knew I wasnt in control anymore. I had to end it before it was too late. I knew if i pressed zfloweywould have died. I exited the game. I hate Chara so much. You get nothing from me.
I can still be a good person, right?
>>123969378
Go on, Sans. To the big Grillby's in the sky.
Shine on you beautiful diamond. I'll meet you there sooner or later. After all, we all have to go to Grillby's eventually.Made myself sad
