Maintenance Shitposting Edition
>Seasonal Event: Final Fantasy XI: The Maiden's Rhapsody:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2015/The_Maidens_Rhapsody/
>Patch 3.1: As Goes Light, So Goes Darkness:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/6707e4bc0ca533c1a2cb12155fc91d884c6b6a84
>Patch 3.1 OST
https://mega.nz/#!yE9hhTiI!VPYZj59LUh1liUm3J_vmLghVJB8iL8KmBvNg3i10bf8
>Patch 3.1 Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkRTO7co_Yc [Embed]
>Resources, guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/pMqHMBbc
>Previously on /xivg/:>>123923305
an hero please op
>>123943129
after you, anon
749 is NOT 750 REEEEEEEEE
>>123943191
Don't give up hope!
SERA COME BACK
>>123943191
RIP. I forgot to close the quotations.
I've failed.
I must hide my shame.
anon from last night here, decided to make some character revisions on the benchmark since the servers are down
hows my highlander?no cock
>>123943191
You forgot to close your quote, retard.
I love fem roes.
>>123943313
>generic face
>super common hairstyle
good now i can finally shit one out
>>123943191
>2013
Seriously? How long have I been here?
>>123943278
Have you embraced the handlebars, Handlebars?
>>123943317
Me tooxth for maintenance boobposting
Reminder to root for Abe~!
Are we hunger games now boys?
>>123943313
a beautiful sight
>>123943376
not my fault so few of them are workable :^)
don't forget to prep your balmung alts anons
and xth for midlanders i guess
>>123943317
They are pretty great.
>>123943432
>not my fault so few of them are workable :^
Yes it is you shitter. Make it work.
>>123943449
>>123943420
I wish I had a circle of fem roe friends. That would be the best.
>>123943408
It's better than any of you actually knowing my IGN.
is there any reason for me to play this game if i don't care about ERP or playing dress up?
>>123943605
Your IGN isHandlebars Mcbuttfuck
Kind reminder that there are only 24 days left until Christmas.
Good night /xivg/
>>123943449
sit on my face?
>>123943473
im making it work plenty just playing fem highlander
>>123943605
Can't handle everyone knowing you have the hots for a can of Coke Zero?
>>123943397
did you miss
>>123943420
Most playful Roe 2015.
nth for dank Lalas!
>>123943647
Do you like Final Fantasy?
>>123943557
Same...
>>123943712
Please Leave Paks
>>123943716
i do
>>123943738
I feel like you're the one person here who truly understands me anon. Let's be friends.
>>123943716
>Tfw you have the cute Lalas on your friend's list,
>You have collected all the Lalas that matter.
ticklish c@feet
Please post cuteand lewdboys/men.
>>123943803
>>123943738
i feel the same way kinda
>>123943690
But wouldn't you suffocate?
>>123943557
There are a few femroe Linkshells around.
>Thread fills up and hits image limit rapidly due to rampant selfieposting
>New thread
>People immediately start posting literally the exact same images that were in the last thread
>>123943828
Ok Tofu
>>123943872
>But wouldn't you suffocate?
possibly, but i wouldn't mind
femroe reporting in
>>123943828
me I am
>>123943889
Welcome to the threads during maintenance. Enjoy your stay.
>>123943647
it's a pretty comfy mmo in general
hi I used to be an NPC, but quit before Heavensward came out.
Is Pure still a thing?
>Go to play DQ Heroes while servers down
>Yangus' attacks feel like playing a WAR
>I want to play my WAR
Fuck
>>123943889
>reaction image reply
>>123943872
Why would a fem roe linkshell let a non-fem roe in?
A man can dream.
So are roes a major fad now, and I just haven't been looking?
>tfw replaced...
>>123943647
play for the dank memes
What games should I play while we`re down? Is Far Cry 4 any good? I wanna run around and explore the pretty map.
>>123943889
Threads, threads never change. On the bright side, selfieposting is gone as soon as they cant anymore, forcing people to actually talk about things.
>>123943448
why is that annoying bitch so fappable
fuck you
>tfw 52 MCH
i understand this image now
>>123943974
Nigga you coulda asked me this on vent.
>ywn find a max height, kind and motherly femroe to feed you and take care of you
>ywn wear her hand knitted sweaters and socks
>ywn eat her fresh home cooked meals
>ywn be effortlessly tossed over her shoulder and put to bed when you get cranky and insubordinate
>;_;
>>123943997
Ok. Can I make a request?
>>123943905
I'm NOT TOFU!!
Don't associate me as that degenerate scumbag paedophile.
>>123943872
I'm with this guy >>123944012 Femroe centric groups should stay femroe centric and devoid of admirers.
>>123943702
I'll admit, I laughed. But no. Some of the people here genuinely scare me.
>>123944082
I'm not home.
>>123944073
By the time you hit 60 you'll actually be really disappointed whenever you do level-synced content that doesn't let you use Gauss Barrel.
>>123944073
>More baddies bitching about gauss
When will anon ever git gud?
>>123944124
I think I just died a little on the inside anon...
And i'm not even usually into the bigger ladies.
:3c!
>>123944162
Really? Why are you out at 11 PM though? Want me to just hit you up on Twitter instead?
>tfw you know your friend well enough you two can just talk anonymously and hold conversations.
>>123943449
It is not a crime to love Roegadames.
>>123944219
please, join me in the mourning of a feel that will never be felt
>>123944128
Depends...
>>123944250
can i join?
>>123943317
>tfw a big boobed femroe took advantage of me
>>123944147
Simmer down tofu2
>>123944250
Jesus fucking Christ, deploy the gas
>>123944250
When are servers coming back up
>tfw can't decide between Dawn or Dusk au'ra
>tfw end up not playing at all
Kill me I simply won't have the motivation to level both
>>123944314
Mrs. Doubtfire?!?!
>>123944304
I like your drawings, I think they're funny and stuff. Could you draw another one with you and a fem roe with the ponytail roe haircut?
Maybe have her read you a story.
>>123944124
>tfw
>>123944281
>ywn have Roemom pat you on the head affectionately when you finally penta meld some stubborn piece of gear.
>ywn have Roemom scold you for not bringing the right amount or being late.
>ywn see Roemom pleased by a particularly nice gift you made or found for her.
Oh god... my heart.
>>123944347
that's not me, i don't capitalize
you can't even accuse the right person
Servers are up.
>>123943889
Which brand of cancer would you enjoy seeing die in a death match? I'm running out of ideas.
Repost from last thread.
>>123943539
Well, if it's done in public.
>>123943651
Emphasis on quotes.
>>123943794
Gilgamesh.
>>123944073
Its funny, I feel faster with Gauss on than with it off at level 60, Ricochet and Gauss Round just makes it really quick.
>>123944314
What a sophisticated qt
>>123944314
Who is this classy lady
>>123944464
>responding to a post dot directed at you because Tofu is mentioned
CLASSIC Tofu
>>123944314
nice reddit meme
>>123944250
good GOD i can't deal with this picture
i must take my leave
>>123944480
That'd actually be pretty annoying because I would feel pressured to finish stuff before reset.
>>123943970
Yeah, if you don't run any meaningful content. Otherwise it's stressing as fuck to clear the tough fights before they are no longer relevant. I don't understand how anyone can play this game just for the story or socialization.
Doesn't it bother you that you still have not made the effort to see if you are really cut out to play this game at the highest level?
>>123944501
>Aspiring Ebin.
>>123944501
Fuck off back to /v/ with your shitty meme garbage.
>>123944427
Thanks, that's actually a cool idea.
>>123944501
>me
oh gosh
>>123944480
AUHEUHAEUAHEEUHUEAYEU
this is
an elbst
>>123944585
>complains about reddit meme with image of Meme: The Character
>>123944501
>not on there
>not even listed as aspiring ebin
I'm offended.
>>123944501
>tfw you're not there
>>123944682
yep I have one too
>>123944501
Who is hyped for Liora killing Guffy?!
>>123944650
Thanks, I really hope you draw it. I would love to see it.
I have to sleep now. Good night new friend.
>>123944501
>ippikek
He still plays?
He still lives?
Wowwwwwww
>>123944640
She made it guys. She really made it.
>>123944729
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/11783533/
>>123944457
>ywn attend a party with Roemom and get hugs from all her Roemom friends
>ywn be read a bed time story by Roemom and fall asleep before the end, every single time
send help
>>123944686
dont you fucking talk shit about my husbando
>>123944726
Jaja. Goodnight
>>123944501
Clearly not enough people from the lala district.
>playing as a lala
>playing as a non-roe with 0 height and 0-20 bust size
Take a seat please...
>>123943804
Yes but do you have this secret rare Lala?
>>123943776
You should give it a try, the PvE is quite good and the Final Fantasy feeling, along with the polished visuals give a good immersion. It has a great soundtrack too.
>>123944501
I dodged a bullet.
>>123944501
Anon, that's the wrong axe!Unless that's an Ifrit Axe and I'm blind.
>>123944501
I'm not there.
Good.
>>123943889
Here's a nice fresh one for you m8.
>>123944951
>>123944501
are the districts separated by race?
>>123944809
Oh christ I never even thought about her friends.
>ywn have roemom playfully introduce you to all "the girls" she grew up with and they'll take turns patting you in that teasing motherly way.
I-i-i-i'll be in my bunk
In addition
>ywn have roemom's older sister stop by and tease her about how she's "robbing the cradle" watching her be flustered.
>ywn have Roemoms older sister make a pass at you have have Roemom jealously wrap and arm around you.
Oh god I need this so bad now. I might roll anon elezenjust to fit it better, or one of the young faced ones.
>>123944501
Harpuia
>>123943889
have a rare putty
I need more gil.
xth for old men
>>123944732
Maybe now her soul could rest in peace.
>>123944756
>he's on fucking tonberry of all places
GEE I WONDER WHY THAT COULD BE
Two thirstlords, reunited at last?
>>123945143
I have 20k. Quit your moanin.
>>123945145
Running the world.
>>123944501
We all know how this is going to end:
A. Jaiba is killed and everyone goes on the kill lala meme rampage
B. Jaiba wins and everyone gets mad and goes on the kill lala meme rampage
>>123944631
not really. i raided in eq up to vexthal, in ffxi up til we killed kirin and quit at the beginning of promathia, and all through wow up until cata. did first coil progression when it was relevant then my FC all went back to wow. i'm perfectly happy not taking this game seriously.
If anyone is bored and wants to chat, come to #maintenance @ rizon.net
(can use this if you don't want to download a client: https://client00.chat.mibbit.com/).
>>123945256
Did you not do any of the main quests? You'd get 20k after 3 of them.
Welp, time to work on my Backlog until Xenoblade X.
When was 3.15 again?
>>123945269
What lipstick color is that? I want to try it.
>>123945332
December 4th.
>>123944953
>It has a great soundtrack too.
It's a shame
I can't help but turning the music off because of the same fucking combat music all the time
If only Yoshi wasn't a faggot and put a "disable combat music" option
>>123945086
>ywn help Roemom pick fresh fruits and veggies from the garden
>ywn be bathed by Roemom after working in the garden
>ywn snuggle up in front of the fireplace together on a cold winter night
>ywn make Roemom exceptionally proud by finally master first job
>>123944631
Not him, but
>stressing as fuck to clear the tough fights before they are no longer relevant
So are you telling me you unironically get stressed out over whether or not you can quickly clear the newest fights in a video game so you can make it in time to show off to the community?
Dude get a grip on reality, it's a fucking video game, it's meant to be enjoyed. If you care that much about e-peen in an MMO maybe you should re-evaluate your life and take a step back.
I've done the hardc0r3 raider thing in other MMOs, it can be cool to finally clear a tough fight and get that sense of accomplishment, but the pain and stress required to reach that point often isn't worth it and this game is no different.
>Doesn't it bother you that you still have not made the effort to see if you are really cut out to play this game at the highest level?
I know I can, and even if I couldn't I wouldn't give a fuck because it's a video game. Video games are supposed to be fun, and I simply choose to spend my time in game doing what is most fun to me.
>>123945003
tfwno cute fl@ c@ butt
>>123945145
why contain it
>>123945426
The regular battle theme in XIV is so incredibly boring, it really is. I started playing my own music instead of it after 20 hours of playtime.
>>123945389
Heh
>>123945365
second column on pink, dark.
>>123945319
How many people are there? I'd be uncomfortable if there aren't enough people that I could fade into the background inconspicuously.
>>123945365
Dumb slut
>>123945145
Post your logs and begin the new wave of Paks'ing
>>123945446
Ok I like roes but I don't pretend to be a toddler. This is approaching
>ywn roemom changes your poopy diaper
>>123945537
waiting for kage logs, and not the ones she shoves inside her either
>>123945549
i never wanted it to go anywhere near that
>>123945465
greetings
>>123945532
2, someone just joined.
Feel free to drop by.
>>123945525
Thanks!
>>123945535
I'm a male highlander.
>>123945628
Ugly.
>>123944501
>Not on the list
Dodged a bullet there.
>>123945264
The last time we did it I drank containment water and died from an infection.Even the simulator knows I'm super naive anddistracted.
>>123945628
Hows thebagel?
>>123945669
Dumb fucking SLUT
>>123945628
Hi Tofu
>>123945681
fuck u
>>123945743
no bagels here, anon
>>123944501
Hurry up faggot
>>123945718
>Most of these people used to be on Ultros
Jesus i'm glad this server is almost cancer freeToo bad Emin is still here
>>123945774
Just being honest.
You're character is really ugly.
>>123945762
Say that to my beard and see what happens.
>>123945718
nice
>>123945718
>Jaiba kills godspeed
Delicious irony.
>look for au'ra naming convention
>mfw
Jesus that's Darknest-tier fetish pandering
>>123945846
Any server you're on will always be cancerous.
>>123945868
Don't know why my phone used the wrong "your", but whatever.
>>123945928
You dont likehorses?
>>123945319
Get in here fools
>>123945928
>look for something that doesn't exist
>>123945537[7]<Raijinken Caelum> Can you use my mender and stuff too?
[7]<Byooki Braus> Yeah I can click on EVERYTHING
[7]<Byooki Braus> wow this is neat
[7]<Raijinken Caelum> We in now
[7]<Byooki Braus> It's like I own the house as in I can literally move everything around
[7]<Byooki Braus> I mean I won't
[7]<Byooki Braus> but I can
[7]<Raijinken Caelum> Go ahead. I dont really care. I might change things around
[7]<Byooki Braus> but I love your DARK ASS house
[7]<Byooki Braus> I can also eat your food
[7]<Byooki Braus> kk brb
[7]<Raijinken Caelum> YOU BETTR NOT
[7]<Raijinken Caelum> THAT SHIT IS EXPENSIVE
[7]<Byooki Braus> IT'S GONNA GO BAD UNLESS I DONT
[7]<Raijinken Caelum> Omg
[7]<Raijinken Caelum> Did you eat the tea set
[7]<Byooki Braus> NO
[7]<Raijinken Caelum> WHY IS THERE 9
[7]<Byooki Braus> IT SWEAR TO GOD IT WAS 9 WHEN I LOOKED AT IT
>>123944501
are you actually doing this or what
>>123945086
I just want to kiss all of them...
>>123945743
I was actually eating a bagelgarlic flavoredwhen I read that post. It shouldn't have bothered me since I wasn't part of the discussion, but I stopped eating it regardless.
>>123945907
bet ur not a masters tier protoss 1v1 me idyit
>>123945928
Some of it is bad, some of it is alright.
Noykin best
>>123946057
Byooki my man
I'm happy for you but this is hella gay
>>123946027
what server and channel you retard
>>123945718
>>>/v/
Fuck off.
>>123945928
Never have I laughed so hard at background lore like I have reading about Au Ra tribes and their wacky shenanigans like HORSE MARRIAGE.
>>123945448
Real life is great man, what are you talking about? It's this game that gets annoying.
>>123946027
Won't load for me
>>123946089
Oh hey fellow duskie. But yeah, its peculiar, and very alluring.Looks like i'll be wading through the see of futa shit over the next few weeks.
maelstrom stronk
>>123946136
#maintenance @ rizon
>>123945319
>2 users
Nah I'm good.
>>123946289
There it is. My heart went doki doki again.
>>123946353
>2
theres like 6
>>123946057
this is unclean
>>123946057
This is pretty gay
and cute
>>123946057
Definition of autism.
>>123946289
>>123946182
Hey, it was fun at that time.
>>123946136
It kind of says #maintenance and Rizon in the picture you know
>>123946665
Fuck. Off.
>>123946593
This guy shows his loyalty.
This dumb fuck >>123946289 is not showing their loyalty. As expected of a voidsent.
>>123946689
it's a red filtered phone pic, it's hardly legible
>>123945928
>not being part of the glorious inflation fetish tribe and going to Eorzea to eat absolutely everything
>>123946726
Ugh oh~ Someone's autism is flaring up.
>>123946665
Post more
>>123946950
Better wait for the new one, don't you think?
>>123946027
Why is your phone full of blood?
>>123947000
Im guessing the creator is just fugging around till he gets results that he likes.
He should have been done a while ago.
>>123946753
>uldah housing
>no flags
-16/10
get gud hellsfegget
>>123945928
dazkar best tribe
>>123945928
Kharlu a best
>>123946027I'm already in.
>>123947150
Seawolf, you dumb slut. Besides, that's a very old webm.
>>123946027
You know it Chief.
>>123945928
>au'ra naming convention
>Bairon
I found Paks' whole race.
>>123947326
YOU MUST TELL ME WHY A CUTE BOY LIKE YOU IS SAD ;.;
>>123947415
isn't it obvious?
He is sad because he is alive.
>More matchmaking tweaking despite it having been fucked and then fucked worse since 3.1
>Diadem cooldown reduced from 2hrs to 45min
>Adjustments to default settings if Dualshock 4 is detected on the Windows version
>Housing lighting is now its own permission option instead of tied to the Interior settings
>Role queue display has been fixed in the DF window
>AoE telegraphs tweaked (again) to be more visible
>Aero has been removed as a cross-class skill.
>>123947463
>Thunder will never come back
>>123947463
>Aero has been removed as a cross-class skill.
fugg off
>>123947415
Cause tfw no cute girlfriendor cute boys playing as cute girls
>>123947460
Truth
YOU CAN TAKE MY MONEY YOSHI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhr2mLhmdR4
>>123947463
>expected nothing
>got nothing
is it back up?
>>123947668
http://arrstatus.com/
>>123947584
Confidence breeds success my friend. Act like a big dick winner, and women will assume you are a bid dick winner
>>123947668
Open the loader yourself, the patch is up already.
>>123947581
When will thunder 2 and blizzard 2 be useful?
When will <50 skills interact with Enochian and why aren't there >50 traits?
>>123947326
What server are you on?
>>123947593
THIS is what's crushed your soul? This pathetic shit, and not something that actually matters? Fucking poser with your god damn glasses and trendy haircut, go dive into a vat of Ceruleum.
Hmmm.
I have objectively the cutest lizard of /xivg/.
>>123945465
iktf
>>123947838
>Talonaar Skystrike
Who the fuck is that?
>>123947863
how big is yourtail?
>>123947785
Balmung, the pinnacle of degeneracy
>>123947794
Not really, but I'm kinda having fun with the mirc chat, so my personality isn't accurate. Then again, you can't really pin-point a sadness or a reason of sorrow. Sometimes you just are, and everything around is just sad.
Sometimes you hit that 10% Fail on your Reclaim while cooking, and you just realize everyone is shit and delete everyone on your Steam's Friend List and FFXIV friend's list and leave all your Linkshell.
>>123947838
nice i made it to the big leagues
>>123947957
>be on fucking Balmung
>can't even find another degenerate to write obscene things with
How fucking sad of a human being can you be
I don't even ERP and I'm sure I could find myself a slut or two in a single day
>>123947906
The shitposter spamming /v/ trash.
>>123947838
tfw ur in district 3 w/ ur homie
>>123947906
ZR's clown
>>123947326
You're a big Elezen
>>123947957
>Sometimes you hit that 10% Fail on your Reclaim while cooking
I suddenly feel a profound, existential sadness.
>>123948016
I almost want the white one, but 12 dollars for a recolor is eeeeeh
>>123947904only you can fix this
>>123948016
called it
>>123947838
>Aspiring Ebin didn't make the final cut
>>123947771
>When will [...] Blizzard 2 be useful?
PvP and Cross Classing as an Arcanist
>When will <50 skills interact with Enochian
Astral Fire and Umbral Ice do
>>123947326
This is the roe I'm thinking about changing into
>>123948063
wanna be friends
>>123947863
I want to change my name to Wizard Lizard. It's probably taken.
>>123948016
Aw come on SE just turn me upside down and shake my pockets out if you're gonna be like that.
