urianger is my husband please don't bully him edition
>Seasonal Event: Final Fantasy XI: The Maiden's Rhapsody:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2015/The_Maidens_Rhapsody/
>Patch 3.1: As Goes Light, So Goes Darkness:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/6707e4bc0ca533c1a2cb12155fc91d884c6b6a84
>Patch 3.1 OST
https://mega.nz/#!yE9hhTiI!VPYZj59LUh1liUm3J_vmLghVJB8iL8KmBvNg3i10bf8
>Patch 3.1 Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkRTO7co_Yc
>Resources, guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/pMqHMBbc
>Previously on /xivg/:
None of these dumbfucks know how to make OPs where's Sera when you need her.
stop fucking up edtion
>>123894905
nth for good times
>>123923387
wat
c@ butts
xth for a i love a male roe
>>123923387
shut up you do it then you fucker
What's tonight's shitposting agenda when maintenance comes? I think we should discuss it in advance rather than run around like headless chickens once the servers die.
me putt
xth for midlanders t-b-h
Wildwoods are the true Elezen
Duskwights go back in your caves
xth for FUCKING LAG
Duskwights are the TRUE Elezens!
xth for it'll never end, you'll never be free
>>123923503
Wildwoods and Duskwights should live together in peace!
Same assmad dude here about the triple triad tourneys, will they ever do anything about this, or are they just at a fuck it point? Like they apparently have been.
>>123923645
Take off the tin can. It set her free. It'll set you free.
nth for Lalas
>>123923774
win trading has been the name of the game since launch, same thing for LoV. people even use alt accounts to do it. people made dozens of butthurt posts on reddit about it. nothing is going to happen. TT/LoV is trash.
>>123923824
lala.
>>123923443
c@ tums
does the collector's edition come with heavensward or no? it gives me a heavensward icon on my ps4, but iunno
i won't have to remake to use any of the heavensward stuff when i upgrade later if it's not on the CE, right?
>>123923904
>those hands
>>123923910
cool
>>123923730
Only if they stop looting our shit and blaming it all on the "wild" man
>>123923997
what bionicles are you getting for christmas
>>123923997
do u only like cat tummies
>>123923883
I'm sad now.
>>123923910
smooth wouldpet______________________
>>123923997ticklishtomboytoes
>>123924056
scaly au ra dicks are cool too
Who should I whisper t oget into Pure on Balmung
Can you hear the call, /xivg/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tks_6VzRjXk
>>123923730
Agreed
>>123923774
Most likely not. People have complained about it on the Official Forums since tournaments came out, the only thing they did was make it so everyone who gets enough points earns the Platinum Triad Packs (enjoy your x3 Lahabrea x1 Ultima Weapon). I doubt they'll ever do anything to remedy the issue, and yes it's always the same people who abuse the system every tournament.
>>123924165
There never cool.
They never will be cool.
See a dermatologist.
xth for motherly roes and creeper potatoes
>>123923449
xth for I love a male highlander only because he won't fantasia to roe
>>123923730
friendly reminder heavensward is expac dedicated to elezen and that's why it is so bad.
>>123923910
where
>>123924056
I appreciate girl tummies ye
>>123924310
I agree family
let's just lie in the bed while the sky is descending
>>123924342
Mad femroe detected
>>123923401
i love you will you please eb me
>>123923692
anon
why?!
>>123924263
I just don't get why they won't just ban the people from tournaments? It's literally so blatant that if my dumb ass can tell shits going on, they should just slam the bans.
>>123924451
the day this game gets a roe based expansion it's the day this game dies
>>123924342
>dedicated to elezen
>All the plot related Elezen die.
Can we get the next two expansions be dedicated to Lalafells then?
>>123924412
Does anyone want to help gang tickle this c@s feet? The more the merrier.
>>123924560
muh paying customers will get their feelys hurt if they actually get in trouble for cheating
literally the best they'll ever do is make a system that prevents it and then not ever punish any of the people who did it for the last 9 months no matter how egregious
>>123924604
>all the barafags migrate to this game
>game is saved and populated by best fetish
>>123924695
can i jerk off on them too?
>>123924468
{I have nothing to give you.}
>>123924618
Way to spoil.
Let me guess they kill ol one arm nigger too?
>>123924695
>creepshotting ps2 level feet of people in game
The sad part is you've probably masturbated to them too.
>>123924802
Bara is garbage of the same caliber as futa.
>>123924891
butthurt twink detected
>>123924847
Nah that would imply that anything interesting at all happens with the Ul'dah plotline.
I want to/petmale lalas.
>>123924891
>same caliber as futa
go away twunk.
>>123924956
Asspained faggot discovered
>>123924746
>remove pvp from TT tournaments
>make every single TTT npc random/chaos
Tournament fixed.
>>123924891
Bara is BEST. Bara 2d guys are the cutest thing ever. They made mea fujo.
>tfw ur in the shower and can't snipe the new thread with miqo'te boypussy
>>123924117
is your filename a reference to the khia song...
>>123924983
back off friend, i get pets from ONE person only.
>>123925074
Why are the best pets the most potentially dangerous?
>>123923730
source damnit
>>123925187
too late
/pet
>>123925131
this one gets it. you and me both, friend.
>>123924695youre really pushing my buttons
>>123924891
Shut your whore mouth
>>123925131
>>123925036
Shit taste abound I see. A shame
>>123925392
i've done 30 unsynced brayflox runs and never seen that h@ fuck u!!
>>123925425
no need to bring in your scat fetish anon
>>123925409
Bara. Is. Garbage.
>>123925265
AAAAAH!!
>>123925392
I'm glad to hear! You and Shan will look great oiled and tied up in my tickle dungeon. It's only a matter of time before those feet are mine.
>>123924263
GIRLS
CAN'THHNNGG
STOP
STOP IT!
>>123924201
Guffy guffs
>>123925564
>i like boys that look like girls
what are you GAY or something senpai?
>>123925498
get the crafted version?
>>123924201
P'roci Tia
>>123925516
If by scat you mean bara, I wouldn't dare touch that filth
>>123925673
w-what.. there's a fucking crafted version?
i wanna die
>>123925713
and pvp, too
>>123925698
>>123925516
I believe the fetish you are speaking of is fart fetish.
>>123924201
Zani Crixalis
>>123925713
There's a crafted version but it doesn't have the antlers and the pauldrons are different. Stay true to your self Tin-Can-Chan. Stay true, and believe.
>>123925660
The look of the man is irrelevant. It's all about that sweet sweet lady body brother. Mmm, ample tits, soft thighs. Men don't compare man.
>>123925564
Your taste is the only garbage here.
>>123924201
Spuki bugi
>>123925894
i am not tin-can-chan
>>123925902
>ladies
gross dude, spoiler that shit
>>123925924
Oh well I wasn't paying attention.
Excuse me as I delete all my posts, reset my router, and try to get my posts off any archives.
reeeeeee
>>123926085
Mash numpad0 for a couple seconds.
>>123926085
>cancel
>reselect
>instant log on
>>123925713
its dyeable too. Just look for cashmere hat of casting, should be relatively cheap
>>123926017
Come, properly worship under the altar
should i use fracture
>finished all seasons of american horror story
>supernatural sucks beyond 5th season
>finished walking dead up to latest episode
fuck i need a new show
also how do i monk at level 50
>>123926275
Someone tell me how to cheat at Mini Cactpot.
>>123926318
>fracture
El-Oh-El
How do we bring back the tin can, /vg/?
>>123926535
Don't be like that. You know you love her.
>>123926520
watch the wire or the sopranos
>>123926572
you learn math
>>123926607
Can bait
>>123926275
>>123926679
>no tail
no.
>>123926520
Try "how to get away with murder" I also liked "person of interest"
Monk you just do what you did all the time. Debuffs + positionals. not hard.
>>123926607
Go farm Halatali HM with them.
>>123926607
I think she's too far gone now. She's gone crazy.
>>123926607
It's quite simple, we recycle the can.
>>123926607
replaced
>>123926572
make Y shape while being aware that you're eliminating the probability of choosing 123 or 789. if you uncover a 1, 2, or 3 in a corner make sure at least one of the corners opposite of it is uncovered, otherwise you'll be stuck with a 50/50 choice that you could have prevented.
you should almost always come out ahead, but it's based on luck. you could get 50k in 3 days, or break even/lose for a week.
>>123926872
She needs help. She needs her can.
>>123926860
Anonymous, I am worlds away. I am merely a concerned spectator. Powerless.
>>123926884
I'm listening...
>>123927037
I refuse to acknowledge this as a replacement.
>>123926607
you are the only good looking femra i've seen posted.
>>123927037
Not if I can help it you Bananas in Pyjamas lookin ass nigga
>>123927137
While I disagree I appreciate it anon.
does it make a difference whether your retainer has i200 or i190?
>>123927247
>this picture
... 10/10 would CLANG.
>>123927469
no, i180 is the current retainer cap
Rate my lizard
>>123927247
>Bananas in Pyjamas lookin ass nigga
S A V A G E
A
V
A
G
E
>>123927586
You get that thing out of that cat and you do it NOW
>>123927558
ayy lmao/10
>tfw no gf
>>123927647
i'm a bottom, not a top, anon.
>>123924201
Rio Zaruba, Dame, Milly, Banda, JP
>>123927558
Generic/10
Should have made her red anon
>>123927123
please baby, give me a try. I assure that you'll love it when Ipurge your mortal form from this plane of existence, foul succubus<3
>>123927247
the cat is presenting... again.
>>123927558
cute
if youre on my server we could be friends
but lets face it, your some grown as man anywayrly though, looks pretty good imo
Tin Can... more like Trash Can! Lmao! Pwned!
>>123925564
>tfw being wrong on the internet isn't a crime punishable by death
>>123927741
>spoiler text
I... just wanted to be supportive.
>>123924325
shehulk and a barmaid aren't my mom
>>123927851
fuck off bitch!
house keeping?
>>123927965
>Slams the door.
COME BACK IN YOUR SWIM SUIT OR DON'T COME BACK AT ALL!
Laughing at all of these c@s trying to take the tin mantle.
>>123927965
oh no you have caught me naked exiting the shower
>>123928018
slamming one of those japanese paper doors is probably very unsatisfying
>>123927965
Now here's a cat who has seduction down pat.
>>123927876
is that true? that's not what the birds have been saying...
>>123927586
f@ on c@?
>>123928187
why is he on your head!?
>>123927247
>unironically mentioning Bananas in Pyjamas
....
I like you
>>123926318
>are you a warrior
yes
>are you a mnk
in some really edge cases
>are you anything else
no
>>123928097
well, i don't believe I'll ever be able to get an erection again. thanks for that!
>>123927678
same wanna be my gf
>>123928184
I swear on my life every thing those rotten creatures said is a bold-faced lie.
>>123928458
youre probably not on my server and youre probably not a girl
so id be your bf and youd be my bf
nigga thats gay
Guys , everything will be fine .
>>123928580
i could pretend to be your gf...
>>123928392
thanks for the kind words esse
>>123928645
nigga
thats
gay
>>123928746
;______;
>>123928638
I want to believe you, Mr. Snowman. I do. But I fear the worst is happening.
>>123928746
>plays a catgirl
>doesnt want to be gay
???
h
Weeaboos are the worst
>>123928939
. . .
>tfw someone accidentally sends their ERP tell to /shout
i wonder if they will ever recover
Send halp! I've beed eated by the Snowman!
>>123929234
>thinking they have shame
>>123928580
nigga what girl wants to be a gf to a catgirl
>>123929234
>Accidentally say yes to someones question in chat.
>Didn't even clarify what we were talking about it was just "Yes."
>Immediately teleported out of the zone, turned off shout chat, and considered transferring.
>>123929272
I would never do something like that ...
>>123929323
A gay onnever play girls in mmos as a male if you want galbutt
>tfw no bf
>>123929550
I'd feed you burgs babe
>>123929550
send a tell to me, p'roci tia
>>123929323
Me!
But I play male lalafell.
>>123929550
no bf cuz ur ugly
>>123929549
I might be a bit drunk...
>>123928285
>get a minion that you can beckon
>put it on your shoulder
>swap minions and turn /gpose right away
the new minion will now be on your shoulder/head. Only works with walking minions, flying ones will fly really high above your head
>>123929575
thx bae
>>123929631
:--/
>>123929657
disagree
>>123929550
pubby bubby
JUST
i didn't win it......
>>123929692
>thx bae
You gonna be my fuckin bf or not?
>>123929692
he is right tho , you're pretty ugly
>just saw maintenance notice
I wanted to hit 60 on SCH today too.
Why am I literally bad at everything?
>>123929753
are you a cute boy
>>123928939
Hi, best egi.
>>123929660
please remove the f@ c@ from your head
>>123929894
No, I'm fat. I cook a mean burg tho.
>>123929887
because you have weeboo haircolor.
the au ra besides you is pretty qt tho
>party wipe on the trash pull of a3 normal
hmmmmmmmmmmm
getting to level 15 sucks
>>123929737
>nah dawg no need to buy eso left side you can just spam diadem for bis in a week
thanks for the advices xivg/plebbit
loving those 3 stat line left side piece
Harpiua got a haircut.
>>123929968
oh...
>>123929640
Fuck.Ok I'll bite anyway, server?
>>123926607
She doesn't do anything but lay in bed and ramble about avatarfag things anymore.
I think it may be time to put her out of her misery...
>>123930073
Fine, I'll be your wingman. Come get the burg anyway.
>>123929974
I used black or blonde 90% of the time in the past so I wanted a change. Sometimes, it's ok tobe blue.
>>123930184
How horrible...
She can pull through. I believe in her. Just like I believed she could be the best avatarfag. Please, if you can. Tell her I still believe in her!
Show me your tails.
>>123930079
Mateus ;^)
>>123930327
well okay I can understand that reason.
to be honest it doesnt look bad on your character.
>>123928638
Stop lying to them. You know that's not true.
>>123930184
oh please pick me to do the honours, I am the most merciful of cats
>>123930447
I figured if any race should use my first anime hair colours, it's Au Ra.
I also tried red but it didn't work quite as well, and pink clashes with a lot of stuff, so blue was thecoolestchoice.
>>123923910
c@ butt when?
>>123930079
an eu one.but my ingame gf is already my best friend I doubt she would like you. its not meant to be anon
>>123930184
the mogry weapons are the best skins in this game
>>123930398
I told her. And this was all she had to say...Post butt
>some guy had been making pf for thordan last phase/enrage clear the whole week
>suddenly today in hid ad lf static he says he has thordan on farm
Yeah "farm" as in farming lockouts.
>>123930782
Some of the Ramuh weapons are quiet tasteful as well.
>>123931025
You're a monster.
>>123931076
True, but morgy ones are the only ones which make me smile everytime I see them and get the weapon out and it does the cute morgy sound. love it.
How active is Touch Fluffy Tail? .. And how active is Cactuar in general compared to Balmung?
Also what happened to the FC on Balmung? Why isn't it in the pastebin?
>roll 90s on both bolts
>lose both of them
>tfw you realize you're a tsundere
Why did I have to be the worst anime cliche? ;_;
>>123931354
ded
ded
kinda ded and but still exists, just not considered the official balmung vg fc anymore
>>123931354
A few of them aren't. Ours isn't and we have quite a few /vg/ in our filthy normie FC.
Probably for the best really.
>>123931585
Kuudere master race.
>>123931547
>carry group through Nidhogg, breaking all Sables and doing 2nd most DPS as healer
>roll 98 on panda
>HEH.jpg
>shitty 198 dps MNK wins it with a 99
Never celebrate early.
>>123931547
>rolled 97
>didn't hear the shush sound that items being deposited into your bag makes
>checkd log, some guy rolled 99
>>123931681
>198 dps
>as monk
what how why
???
what was he doing??
>>123931585
Me too but it isnt as cute as in 2d. irl it fucking sucks
>>123931782
I honestly don't know. He got sabled once but c'mon.
>>123931597
>just not considered the official balmung vg fc anymore
What the hell happened? I used to be in it and it was fairly active a few months back. What would be the "official" Balmung FC now then?
>>123931663
Your post literally made no fucking sense at all. Please explain it properly.Now I'm really not too sure what to do at all... If the Balmung FC died and the others are just as inactive there's no point in joining any of you..
>>123931168
i have a crush on u blm dragon
>>123931916
Yeah, becauseIRL people just stop talking to you when you're cold.And even if they don't, they eventually pull away when you get too clingy.
>>123931663
Wash your greasy ass hair.
Who the fuck thinks that looks good?
The levels of denial are uncanny.
>expert roulette
>BRD doing 500 DPS
>SCH not doing any DPS
>putting in twice as much work as either of them
this is unfair, people need to know that they are underperforming
>>123932013
PURE
NEET
Wings
SaintBlDia I guess? there's more surely.
>>123932168
>>123931916
i dunno about you two but whenever i see a tsundere in anime i just want to slap the shit out of them. irl it doesn't translate to cold people just think you're an asshole.
>study computer engineering
>meet girl
>fall for her
>become couple
>play FFXIV together
>get to do this
Feels good man
>>123932013
If you're trying to join Pure, just send a whisper to one of the officers
>>123932281
Yeah, anon. I want to slap them too. Then I realize that I act like a less exaggerated anime tsundere.It's time for a chage, 2bh.
>>123932265
>Pure
But that's the FC I was talking about, you nerd. I'll just look up on my own since you guys don't know anything.
>>123932283
That looks really nice. I am happy for you both.
>>123932013
>there's no point in joining any of you..
that's the spirit.
basically it turns out there's so many people that found each other to be insufferable cunts they made their own splinter FCs that died out.
>>123932283
>>123932283
Now raid with them and dish on FC dorks in private and have fun.
Also, don't forget to have fun outside of Eorzea as well.
>>123932283
>>123932459
congratulations
>>123931585
thanks reimi
>>123932148
I'm sorry, Anon. I'm spoken for.
>>123932459
>>123932423
Thanks mate
>>123932471
She's lvl 60 DRG, I played beta but dropped and am lvl 48 PLD
Gonna take a while for us to do things together
>>123932535
But she's already gone crazy, Handlebars.
>>123932535
that's ok i enjoy appreciating u from afar
>>123932630
Stop rubbing your gf in our faces you both look so cool...
>>123932471
>raiding with your SO
nonononono
nonono
nonononono
More fappable screenshots, please.
>>123932630
/pet @ both of you
>Someone in Cactuar already has your character name and is a level 50 dead mule
>>123932804
>>123932804
>>123932630
>>123932745
I'm not trying to do that though..
I'm new in the general and saw everyone takes screenshots and that's kind of the norm around here
if you're not discussing mechanics or discussing drama of people taking nudes
>>123932845
If you can reach me, she's so tiny :3
>>123932630
Poke her in the tummy and say 'loldrg' until she hits you.
>>123932789
I did it inWoW. If you're both competent players and are actual adults, it can be a lot of fun, especially when you see dumb people being dumb.
>>123932937
maybe you should come up with an original name then, anon
