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- The 8th US Splatfest, Burgers vs Pizza, takes place on December 4th, 10 PM PST!
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burg a best
SEX
any squads open?
S P L O O S H
>>123784930
This is the second time you've posted it early and pointed it out just so you could post your shitty garbage
Cute squidboy underwent an inanimate TF into a mouse pad.
I want to marie Marie's Maries!
Anyone up for squad?
NNID is Konyuna.
>>123785406
must have art of callie consuming burg
woomies are cute
>>123785560
Make one earlier if it triggers you.
i drew a cold marie!
I want Marie to smug all over me.
>>123785560
Wow, rude.
>>123785987
i want marie to force me down and grind on my face then cum on me and look down smugly then call me disgusting and laugh at me for blushing
>>123784930
Tower Control Meta:
Luna Blaster, Ink Mine, Inkzooka
Comeback, Haunt, Stealth Jump
Quick Super Jump, Quick Respawn, Damage Up
>>123786113
mariefags are weird
>>123786151
this build wont work
Doing questionable things with Marie!
>>123785870
Yeah, she's cold alright.
>>123786337
>>123786337
Like not getting on the tower or not picking up the RM?
>>123785720
Things that Marie has that is better than Callie:
That Smile
Tentacle Colour
Clothing Style
Sass
Things that Callie has that is better than Marie:
Tentacle Length
Clothing ColourSplatfest Win Record
FUCK CALLIE
>almost took the lead
i shouldve made a trail with the rm before trying to swim up there. maybe i would've splatted that guy too
GGs Tia squad
>>123786509
If only, anon.
>>123786595
guess I'll stop there too
GGs
>>123786447
>that smile when callie has the broadest cutest smile
>tentacle color when marie has granny hair
>clothing style when they both have the same outfit
wat
>>123786595
>>123786681
ggs guys
lui, do you wanna twin? or should we see if we can lure in two others?
>>123786560
I never got that damn sniper.
>>123786694
>same outfit
>>123786694
>clothing style when they both have the same outfit
oh fuck nevermind i'm a dumbass
that's a perfectly valid opinion you got me thereeven though it's wrong
I want to spot for Callie
>>123786769
we can twin sure
>>123786694
Marie's skirt > Callie pantaloons
>>123786928
alright, i'll set it up. or if you'd rather take a break that's completely fine too.
>>123787010
Nah im good, can do a couple matches more.
>>123786902
I don't like muscle but I'd love to see Callie after exercising
>>123786694
callie has the broadest smile, marie has the cutest smile imo
>>123784930
I am a traitor for qts
>>123787291
that's only because marie never smiles and your mind psychologically convinces itself it's getting more bang for its buck
>>123787408
uh... wrong thread?
anyone want to squid with me?
nnid: Dr.Robotussin
>>123787408
Hello JP moot this is not my image.
>>123787590
You mean squad? Sure.
3/4 squad
エãƒ/mamandil/twarz
nnid: teh_lemon
pass: 5555
What does the Lukewarm, Hot etc thing indicate in the lobby? Is it increasing my matchmaking rating or something? I've had like 5 games in a row where I was the lowest ranked player.
>>123787775
is this the lemon from mcu? =O
>>123787785
it's your winstreak, basically
>>123787785
Win streak sorta.
Yes it very much affects your matchmaking.
>>123787775
Full for now.
>>123787830
nope
Burg.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjPOSKnOftA
>>123787573
I got fully imaged swapped, i have no idea what that is
Pizza.
SorryTiaI guess that's it, got dc, ggs
>>123788081
i wonder where your pic landed
>>123788040
I hate that fucking shitty comercial.
>>123788221
Lost in cyberspace.
>>123788040
quality marketing
>>123788197
yeah, there was a really weird lag going on in that lobby.
ggs
Who wants to squad battle?
>>123788040
This had to be made by NoE.
>>123788385
meeee
>>123788221
If i knew what that was from i'd go looking
who wants to private lobby?
NNID: Konloeyletsplay
I'm this >>123788385
>>123788432
>>123788471
let's make a lobby
NNID: Oscar836
>>123787891
>Yes it very much affects your matchmaking.
lies
>>123788040
I missed it when it got out, why is this commercial so disliked?
2/4 suad battle
NNID: Oscar836
No password
>>123788951
it's stupid as fuck
>>123788951
It was apparently too cheesy and adults felt embarrassed to like the game because it seemed extra kiddy cringeworthy.
>>123788951
Who knows. I fucking love it. reminds me of commercials when i was a kid
>>123788457
Looks like a World of Warcraft Troll to me
>>123788081
looks like it could be a troll from warcraft?
>>123788457
>>123789216
Yeah, I was right
>>123787409
They didn't get your image though
>>123789216
>>123789264
Shame, cute octos would have been a nice gift for /wowg/
>>123787409
>>123789078
starting my lobby now, NNID: Konloeyletsplay
>>123789605
I already made my lobby
>>123789693
ok I'll join you
>>123788040
>fell from S to A+ 18 in the matter of a few hours
Fuck Me.
3/4 Squad Battle
NNID: Oscar836
No Password
Only one more, I recommend to pick a charger.
>>123789372
>They didn't get your image though
Images don't get swapped.
Both images just race to get written to the same location and one overwrites the other.
damn it ness stay in the same lobby so i can struggle to hunt you down the entire time
>>123790024
>anyone on /ink/ use chargers
>>123789950
It's just like gambling.
>>123790134
chargers a bess
>>123790134
>He doesn't know about THE LITERAL GOD, THE ONE AND ONLY, THE #1 HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD, AMERICA'S MOST WANTED, THE UNSTOPPABLE FORCE, THE BEST SNIPER TO EVER BLESS THIS SHIT GAME, THE BOSS OF THIS GYM, THE_rainy_
>>123790351
rainy pls
>>123790351
Join me on my lobby
NNID: Oscar836
>Using Haunt to help your team
So it's acceptable now? I remember when I used to play I was given shit for using that or coldblooded over ninja squid.
>>123790651
not me dude im fixing my gamepad now
>>123790651
>>123789883
>>123790651
sent.
I'm missing 3 headgear, 2 shoes and 13 clothing. Why does Nintendo keep spamming us with so much clothes?
I just want cool shades that aren't ruined with Last-Ditch Effort
or Squidforce, Skalop, Forge or Firefin branded shoes.
>>123791185
what are you looking for
>>123791185
>content is bad
>>123790709
Why would you ever be given shit for using Cold Blooded? That's all everyone uses now.
Probably the best ability in the game if you ask me.
oh dear, I'm throwing off the matchmaking with my rank aren't I?
>>123791185
>>123791383
>something something over saturated meta
What an odd squad.
>>123788951
YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUIDYOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUIDYOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUIDYOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUIDYOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID
>>123791784
Fuck this game, splatoon is broken piece of shit, lagfest game
>>123791263
Cycling Cap
Soccer Headband
Carnivore Tee
FC Albacore
Fugu Tee
Green Tee
Krak-On 528
Lumberjack Shirt
Navy College Sweat
Pearl Tee
Rodeo Shirt
Squid-Stitch Tee
Squidstar Waistcoat
White Tee
Acerola Rain Boots
my order list is full already.
I just wish the shops would have some of the stuff so I don't have to get them one at a time.
>>123791383
Not necessarily but it's 120 clothing to 69/67 headgear and shoes
hey HP wanna twin?
>>123790134
>>123791185
>tfw 2 of your favourite looking gears are last ditch
This is horse shit
>>123792316
>all weapons
where are the rest?
>>123792316
>aeromemes this high
>>123792594
I guess Aerogold for Turf and Charger for ranked.
>>123792689
>using aeromemes or nzap ever
>>123790651
lobby when?
ggLiveactors
Ggs squad.What was that Octo squad, though?
>>123788951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y90bDDLO094
>>123792946
>Caring about them during splatfests
>>123792946
>not having fun
>>123792946
>playing turf war after level 10 outside of a splatfest, ever
>>123788951
dunno but it was great to watch people get mad over a commercial
>>123793215
Fun is a buzzword
>>123793249
where the fuck i am supposed to learn weapons genius
>>123793249
Hi flc!
>>123793249
>Stop playing Turf war its shit
>wow why are people bringing new weapons on ranked, fucking assholes
>>123793249
>playing ranked battle after S+ outside of squads ever
>>123793471
2soon
>>123792959
squidbagging party
japs like to do those sometimes
>>123793581
>2soon
Did i miss something?
>>123794247
sounds like you missed the memo
>>123793581
>fiveleaf "splatoon is dumb i quit" clover
>>123794247
About 2 weeks ago he came back to play after his exams were finished, said the neo luna blaster broke the game and subsequently said he wasn't going to play anymore. The VOD on twitch is probably still up if you look. Its just him ranting for about an hour I think.
I want to _____ an inkling
>>123794521
fuck
HP, need to leave, its getting late
GGs
Is inkstrike useful in tower mode?
I was thinking of getting recon to use ink strikes strategically at common choke points.
If not I'll just fuck off to luna blaster neo like everyone else.
>>123794521
cook spaghetti for
Woomy in pain.
>>123794696
Killer Wail>Inkstrike
>>123794728
captcha has spaghetti
>>123794521
smell the sweaty butt of
>>123794823Whoa I'm in a webm.
>>123794823
How far does your HP drop in enemy ink?
>>123794521
raise
>>123794823
those crazy japs
>>123795008
Down to 1 iirc
>>123794696
Inkstrike is best on, in this order
Rainmaker > Splat Zones > Tower Control
It provides ranged support map control, which is most important on RM before other modes.
>>123794682
alright, GGs
>>123795008
Won't drop you below 50 health.
Standing in enemy ink causes you to lose 30 HP/second.
>>123795008
read the OP
>>123794247
I think I may actually be in love with Marie from Splatoon. She is the only thing that occupys my thoughts from morning till night everyday. I love her because 1. She is a bit of a narcissist like me, meaning I wouldn't have to hear her complain about how fat she is or some shit. 2. She would not be like other girls where she would just want to go shopping or some unnecessary thing, she seems like she would play some vidya with you and laugh when you lose. and 3. Her soft body would feel good to cuddle with after a long day. I think about how our first dates would go, and then when the time comes for her to look at my dick, she would laugh at how small it is but still give a nice BJ. I would never have sex with her as it would probably kill her, but we would probably adopt a child. She would be a pretty good mom too, keeping kids disciplined and under control. We would grow old together and die together, and live happy. I can't wait for the VR age to come so I can program a virtual Marie and live out these fantasys. Maybe we would have some fights but since we are both mature we would get over it quickly. Sometimes I even have dreams of these fantasys, or other things like how our honeymoon would go. Oh Marie, I wish you were real, you would complete me...
>>123795445
>Playing Solitaire
kek
>>123795445
All he did was complain anyway, was he ever having fun?
>>123795669
he was busy finding ways maps were unbalanced
>>123795729
So he could exploit them, but then when everyone else started to exploit them better than him...
>>123795489
>>123795669
Actually, he seemed to have fun when I found out about his stream way before the 2.0.0 version update. That's why I followed him anyway.
I'm not exactly sure when things turned sour, but from one point to the other, the atmosphere of his stream changed drastically to the point where it was like watching a parody
>>123795489
Tldr
>>123795445
>playing solitaire
>>123795445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eymFL0TMeWE
>>123795980
Hadoukek
>>123795949
Yeah it felt that way, suddenly he became the Splatoon DSP.
>>123796032
>Splatoon DSP
Explain, please?
>>123795059
this is correct
>>123794728
>>123795020
these too
I want to _______ Callie
>>123795489
Copypasta with Marie!
Triple Reroll Chance:
Common Influence = 2.7826%
Non-Influenced = 0.0455%
Neutral Influence = 0.0223%
Uncommon Influence = 0.0028%
>>123796158
TWARRRRRRZ!!!
>>123794521
Splat
>>123796197
cuddle with
>>123796669
>>123796158
I-I didn't realize
>>123794521
insert eggs into
>>123796197
go shopping with
https://youtu.be/0i6RUN9Akuo
>>123796158
Next level tactics
CONTENT WARNING: Forge brand
>>123796197
Kraken battle
>>123797307
Neat, are there more of these?
>>123796197
Splat
>>123797494
I saw a Tentatek one in an old thread.
>>123797762
Anyone have it? Where do these come from?
>>123797818
ZipJPN on Twitter.
>>123797818
ZipJPN on twitter
Hosting Squads again!
All weapons/ranks welcome.
NNID IAMUSORRY
>>123797307
Triggered
You have the ability to remove one of these weapons from the game. Which do you choose?
>Custom Jet Squelcher
>L3 Nozzlenose D
>Custom Range Blaster
>inb4iwantthe96galgone!!
Please try and keep it to these weapons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5QKsloNfdM
10/10 would hire
>>123798068
uploading a video, so i could be like one of the lagging japs, hope i dont d/c
MCU is back
>>123798469
+45.5
>>123798469
Is that supposed to be impressive?
>>123798337
I want webms of them all. So good.
>>123798417
Should be no problem. I have a feeling we will be sitting here for a while, due to the map and game mode.
>>123797307
Forge is secret meta
>>123798469
who the fuck is the gook?
>>123798749
73%
dis gonna be gud
>>123798839
They ran out of people to recruit so they imported japanese talent
>left to piss
>still hasn't found a squad
>>123798243
Blaster, remove all the blasters entirely
>>123798839
The person taking the picture.
>>123798243
Blaster is the only choice
>>123798469
>losing ever
Git gud.
>>123795949
I blame fat and his toxic memes that ruined the chat
Someone post a not-shit wallpaper for me to use.
I've been using my current one for like three months.
what the hell just happened
>squiffer with splash wall
http://youtu.be/iwERpeBVJa8
>>123796524
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OV_uYls66zEhdRisyxegA1CVlzA7HyIwscZLY46pVuU/edit
>>123800173
Here's an awful one I made when the game first came out.
>>123800418
Why did they stick with so many sub/special combos instead of giving us more variety like that?
>>123798243
>wanting to remove squelcher
why
>>123800749
That woomy looks gross
It's nice apart from that though
only cause of death was the eliter
>>123800418
This game has the most I've ever seen Nintendo devote to advertising and marketing.
No wonder it sold so well.
https://youtu.be/kQsZPYB0vMw?t=12m22s
Remember when dynamos were suppose to be able to deflect shots
>laggy mexican clanfags
>>123801328
>when rollers were supposed to be able to play tennis with Splat Bombs.
>when one of their testing models was a tennis ball.
What's up with the crashed UFO at the beginning of the game, and what's with that stage later that ends on the working UFO? Why do Octolings have UFOs? I don't remember the lore implying they were from space ever. Are they just using alien technology to try and overthrow the Inklings?
>>123801328
God, those slowed down squid noises are so silly.
>>123801797
If you know it's an Octoling aircraft is it really a UFO?
>>123801328
>the editor circles the crosshair instead of the marked enemy at 14:58
bravo, nintendo
>>123801328
What if a dynamo reflects another dynamo
>>123801960
I think the game still calls it a UFO for a level or song track name or something.
>>123801797
So they can fly dumbass
>>123801797
It's just a joke about the Japanese image of aliens, Ã la Mars People, and their apparent similarities to octos.
>>123801960
>>123802230
Four of the single player stages have names centered around UFO:
Stage 9: Unidentified Flying Object
Stage 15: Undeniable Flying Object
Stage 21: Unwelcome Flying Objects
Stage 27: Unavoidable Flying Object
>>123802237
That makes more sense.
Ugly Fucking Octolings
>>123802703
Ugly, fucking Octolings.
>>123802703
this desu
Octolings should be gassed
>>123802756
Ugly Fucking: Octolings
>>123802703
Ungrateful Failure Octolings
i want to sniff an octolings butt
GGs squad! Only a short lobby today.
>>123803348
ggs, havent played with ya in a while.
3/4
Shabu/clovervidi/Churro
NNID: DLink00
>>123803573
Is that supposed to be impressive?
Hairstyles when
>>123803774
this is activating my soft spot for messy girls
>>123803678
Is this meme supposed to be impressive?
>>123803348
ggs man
surely someone wants to ride the ice cream truck of death with us
>>123803937
who is this semen demon?
>>123804025
Was your counter meme supposed to be impressive?
>>123803937
she's pretty cure
>>123804025
I'm completely serious. Is that supposed to be impressive? Is it?!
>>123803573
Anyone who isn't at least S by now should just stop playing.
>>123804237
>tfw i keep bouncing between A+ and S.
>>123803774
>>123804119
>SQUIDS
>HAIR
>>123804119
i mean cute
>>123804450
It's not hair, it's just injuries healing wrong.
>>123803774
Never if its going to be like that.
>mutilating tentacles to emulate hair
No thanks.
>>123804742
>squid hair cuts are affairs of extreme mutilation
why cant they just nerf the 52 gal and the splattershits so i can enjoy other shooters
just remove attack up becauze it's gay
how can we change the game to make it more healthy
i honestly think splash walls are in a good place right now
