Welcome to /mk8g/ - Get Fucked Edition
Discuss Mario Kart & Mario Spin-off Games! Welcome, Mario Maker fans! Welcome, Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash fans!
>Wanna know what /mk8g/ is all about?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc8KzuEmXyE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNMvL7z2ub0
We got a miiverse page! Post your neat drawings and check out everyone's doodles!
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/titles/14866558073268532636/14866558073646102396
>Game Codes
Main Lobby:
--Mario Kart 8 ALL tracks with all new DLC and 200cc!:
4584-9410-2777 (lobby name is /v/eekend 3.0)
--Frantic Lobby (higher freq of powerful items):
6415-1175-2608
--Mirror Lobby
8033-6549-7779
--Teams Lobby
9950-7090-1141
Other games:
--Mario Kart 7 (ask in thread) : 07-0695-1617-1935
--Mario Golf: World Tour (turns): 58-1023-1832-5422
>How do I play with you guys!?!
--First time racers:
Go to "online - one player", go to "tournaments", go to "search by code", enter our main lobby code "4584-9410-2777", hit "join". If you keep getting put in empty lobbies, the current one is full. Keep hitting "join" periodically and eventually someone will leave & you'll get in
--Returning racers:
Go to "friends" from the online menu & view "recent players" list to find and join someone who is currently racing. You can't join somebody in a new lobby if you haven't first searched for the lobby code
>Ripped OST:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/gpbzprxxz6x5y5p/Mario_Kart_8_%28Base_Game_%2B_DLC1_%2B_DLC2%29.zip
>News:
200cc kart is out. Mario Maker DLC announced. Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash is out!
>Thread PSA:
Do not reply/respond to shitposters
Regularly announce the number of players in a lobby
Keep up the banter during races
Post screenshots in the thread & draw doodles at out miiverse!
>/vg/ League 5 team:
http://implyingrigged.info/wiki//mk8g/
>Today's protip:
Git gud and pump the B button if you can't handle the turns in 200cc
First for all mk8g badges and all my money gone thanks to this thing.
Baito is a good salesman...
2nd for Klic getting the thread deleted again
>>123761821
But the last thread got archived, not 404'd.
>>123762010
>talking to an obvious shitposter
just ignore and report glazty
Hi
>>123763037
sup
Will suck dick for videogames.
>>123764128
golf?
>>123764181
Sure.i was joking about that sucking dick part by the way.
>>123765039
Did you guys start yet?
>>123765340
No,I forgot I asked
Will go grab my 3ds charger and make a lobby.
1/4 Golfu
2/4 golf. Starting at :36.
>accidentally press B for super topspin
>not fast enough to press the screen for a backspin
Good game
Good game.
Good game.
>TT-styled taunts will never come back
good race friend
Kart anyone?
>>123774853
NNID?
you host
>>123776594
yellow311
>>123776672
Might have to wait a little longer, unfortunately
Mario!
Wario!
Eario
>>123782668
brawlinthefamily
Anybody wanna play 7?
>>123785081
I'll play.
1/8 MK7.
2/8 MK7
2/8 MK7
Woah. I suck...
>>123787594
no you don't cheer up
>last place almost every race.
G-Good games, I guess...
>>123789135
Just keep practicing, you're not bad. Also noticed that you actually went on the ramp when doing the Mario Circuit shortcut. It's quicker to just drift on the grass to the right of the ramp instead.
Who is responsible for reviving this dead general?
>>123789520
You.
Bowser
Kart?!?
>>123797491
>join
>get disconnected
2/12 MK8
3/12 MK8
Anyone else playing Mario maker?
>First time playing with /mk8/
>Not used to 200cc
that was a mistake
STatus?
>>123801979
4/12
Remember to keep the thread alive
5/12
5/12
>friend still uses Metal Mario B-Dasher Hot Monsters Super Glider
Isn't the combo really bad in 8 or something?
>>123803692
It's fucking shit actually
All speed has no place in 8
6/12
All these new faces~
>>123803902
Just joined yesterday, you guys seem pretty cool
This warping yoIt's bullshit
7/12
>>123804198
Trust me we are as uncool as you can get.
Hugging two dakis in evening kind of uncool.
>7/12
8/12
Sometimes you just take the blue, and you win.
>>123805468
back down to 6/12
>>123804198
I think we are cool, but just ignore the bad eggs that like to start crap
Thanks for the games I need to... Something else.
Shit ending
Im just giving out 1st
6/12
>>123806519
masturbate?
>>123807104
I dunno, eat at 2 am, play something else.
>>123807104
>>123807104
http://strawpoll.me/6137684
http://strawpoll.me/6137684
http://strawpoll.me/6137684
>>123807328
>Hottest
I'm neutral to all. I don't find videogame characters hot or sexy.
>>123807589
>I don't find videogame characters hot or sexy.
Good games.
5/12
>Red shell tags Red for half a lap
I hope the porn is at least good m8
>>123807931
the real brain problem here is the fact thatit extends further than that and I don't find real people sexy. I'm pretty much sexually attracted to nothing.
4/12 We dying fast.
>>123808152
Well, yes.
That exists.
>>123808450
I'll join, even if it might not last long.
That's what you get for using the horn
>Javi slows down
>use my horn
>realize what he was doing when it was too late
>can't protect against the blue
Fuck
>tfw first
Think that's the only time I've got it in my duration of playing here.
7/12 Coming back to life, it seems.
>Javi gets bluebaited.
Did you think a single shell would save you?
Good games.
Fun races.
Those bills did not last very long
>That ending
>Reminds me of that Red Shell mishap in a previous Toad's Turnpike
Finally got you back for that one.
>>123811659
Looking behind caused me to run into the car, I don't know why I do it at turnpike
>Watch Coggert run into a Technothwomp
>It flings him from the midleft of the track and off the course on the right
>Get bumped off NBC immediately at the start
>Catch up with a Star and Red Shell at the S curves and bump Javi back off the road.
Rosalina is fat.
>>123813741
>Getting red shells at all
>Meanwhile im stuck with coins and shrooms
Good ol' fireballs
>Decide not to use the cheese shortcut with the triple mushrooms I got inches before first place
>Almost lose it and barely make it ahead at the last stretch.
>Javi gets Triple Reds in first
>Stops to bully
>Escape in the pit to the right
>Get Lakitu's out all the way to the beach strip outside the water
>Take Javi a second to see that I was getting far ahead of him
This seems like a fine place to ask. I remember a while back there was talk of possible private servers for wii and ds. Is this a possibility fo rthe future?
>>123815054
There are servers for those. We don't play them though
>>123815201
The sort of thing you can get onto using an actual wii and not emulators?
>>123815054
Custom online servers for the Wii exist, called Wiimmfi, so you can do friend room matches there. Worldwides and a fanmade mode called custom tracks worldwide also work but the userbase for those two are bad.
Pretty sure the DS has custom online servers so long as you either emulate, use a flashcart, or have an Action Replay.
Nobody plays Wii and DS because Wii's community is shit and DS only supports 4 racers and is a pain to set up.
>>123815316
Yes.
There's a MKWii modding community, they play through private servers on actual consoles
>>123815363
>>123815403
Still, good to know. Thanks!
>>123815363
>the userbase for those two are bad.
Bad falls short here.
Bean banned me because of I removed Wii's piss filters through cheats
Comm error
GGs
Fuck these items
>>123816078
GGs
>mfw late to the party
die thread
>>123825503
>dice thread
you don't belong in this world xD :^)
>>123825893
FUCK YOU THIS THREAD WAS THE SECOND TO LAST THREAD SO YOU KNOW HOW MANY OBSCURE THREAD I HAD TO BUMP TO GET IT THAT LOW?
Kart? Golf?
Gather around, everyone, and join in the debonair acceleration of such exquisite sophistication!
1/12
2/12!
We've got ourselves a show!
2/12
That horn didn't go completely as planned
That was a really close one
3/12
Nearly bit that banana.
3/12
Ascending!
That red got past my green and that bumper?
Arg. Somewhat close for second.
Please don't bully Roy
3/12
>>123831096
Bully Roy!
4/12
Going places!
Stupid bumped breaking my red
4/12
4/12
Remove triple reds.
That red was custom made tor me.
>>123831968
Bullying isn't so great now is it
>Looking behind to see a wall of greens
>>123832309
Saved 'em just for you, brosev.
5/12
>>123832246
Not when I'm on the receiving end.
5/12
Light those cigars!
5/12
>tfw S rank
Hold on to your butts
Im motivated today
The one time I don't look behind me.
6/12
More is never enough.
6/12
Damn it I wanted triple reds so much
6/12
Just too late
What a fuckfest finish.
Too bad Sandoval
>>123833907
That was my respectable finish.
Every time I look behind something bad happens to me
>Crutch triple reds
>Twice
Those reds, I swear.
I'm not even surprised.
7/12
Right time to get on!
Why Alice
Time to turn off those torrents
Seriously
>>123835173
Ha!
>>123834982
Why not?
If I'm lagging too much, just let me know and I'll leave.I'm using Larry
>>123835409
I legit forgot that Koopaling's name.
Based red
>>123835409
We tolerate lag, but when everyone is getting coins, we wonder what the fuck is going on
>>123835632
No.
Thanks Alice
I owe you one
Status?
Thank you based bill for not ending at the curve
>>123835938
6/12
>>123835893
It was a gift for Coggert, but you took it instead.
>>123835938
6/12
>That 1st steal
All's well that ends well, except when you get fucked at the very end.
Why did everybody get triple greens?
>That ending
>comfy looking snow course
>get knocked into a pit then starred not long after
>catch up at lap 3
>suddenly Javi
Not comfy
Thanks lightning bro
>couldn't get close enough with horn
7/12
7/12
we living
6/12
>>123837970
And now we're down to 4/12
Thanks for the races.
Good races, everyone. Thanks for playing.
>Green trips
>All hit me
Why do I even bother.
>>123838369
Thanks for playing, bro.
3/12
We are a dying breed. Laying it all on the line!
Good games. You guys are really good at 200cc.
Tight last race, Red.
Thanks for making Kart happen tonight, everyone. Was a blast.
lobby status?
>>123840772
ded senpai
>>123840856
Welp, time to sleep thenI have to work anyway.
Good night.
>>123840967
Goodnight bro
>we have a riggedball team
holy shit that's awesome, man things have changed
I need people to play my courses;
Manuerjel (1001 Spikes)3440-0000-00FC-C67B
Leap of Faith (1001 Spikes)E8E1-0000-0041-1FE3
Booty Traps (1001 Spikes)9E65-0000-0103-6FA8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OJ0ar_-rbA
Wa!!
>>123848831
Is that girl Javi?
>>123849214
What made you think that
>>123850209
Someone from here told me that Javi is a girl irl
>>123850879
Oh wow
>>123850879
And you believed them?
>>123841463
cool
>>123856059
No Mario
>>123860502
tfw there's someone that always posts "Cool" as a response to Mario Maker levels, yet he probably never plays them.
>>123864126
neat
0/12
Daisy!
0/12
LET'S GO
>>123870281
01/12
Golf? 7?Yuropoor Tennis?
>That guy that spams "Not Fair!" whenever he loses
Are you that guy, /mk8/?
>>123874117
The only thing I spam is "I'm Excited!" when voting for Excitebike.
>>123874117
Used to be, then stopped being.
>>123874117
>first
>go easy on me!
>last
>that was fun!
>>123874117
>That faggot who spams "I'm using tilt controls!" when he isn'tNikki
>>123874117
>This is my last game
>Hooray
>>123879923
>tfw
>tfw you enter a full lobby and no one says hello or welcome to you
>>123874117"I'll get you next time!"
>that guy who disconnects when he gets hit by a blue shell
0001/0012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=SSphw8m4tDo
Get up, you creeps.
>>123883843
Cumming
I woulda raged.
2/12
YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY HATE
LOCK ON GREENS
3/12
3/12
Keep those batteries fresh.
>Baby Park
Eternal 2/12
I got paranoid.
This game is so fucking retarded
I'm coming
>>123886559
You better
3/12
>>123886360
It tries.
That wasn't very cool
>>123887138
Come back please
>drop controller
>Would you like to exit?
>carefully pick it up
>Yes
Ok then.
>>123887489
Today is not your day, is it
>>123887584
Every day is my day. Mark your calendar.
Almost caught you slippin.
>>123887823
Very nice
>Could've had the lead
>Flying off the course
FUCKING
>on the phone while karting
Always bad idea. Also I hit some kind of invisible wall that nearly knocked me off the track.
Good attempt
YOU SLIPPERY LITTLE WEASEL
>>123888726
Try petting a cat
>>123889195L-lewd
I was about to ask if you were drunk.
>>123889578furfag
>>123889649
There are similarities
>>123890121
You got a fair win out of it.
0/12, taking 5 and standing by
Good games
Bo
>>123892908
obs
>>123892908
>>123894615
As you wish
>tfw my irl friends are getting Wii Us
Sayonara, fuckheads
>>123899301
bye ryan
>10
http://www.ew.com/article/2015/11/30/disney-xd-nintendo-mario-kart-8-tv-special
>>123901120
>>123906878
>mfw the MK8 races at the nintendo world tourney
It was both awful and hilarious. Unless these people aren't fumbling around into walls at 200cc, I don't give a shit.
>MK8 DLC
>Egg Cup
>Yoshi Circuit
>B-Dasher comes back instead of Egg 1
Why?
Could you beat this man at MK8?
>>123914131
Yes.TFW Watching that stream taught me you can manual trigger the pirahna plant, Thanks trihex!
>>123914131
This guy is an asshole, he plays like shit and his videos are shit.
