Garbage Edition
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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own risk.
You are above the consequences.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/ (Gaben-free Edition)
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale
-Shimeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
benis
finally a place to call home
anyone want a cup a tea with best goat?
ok, i'm actually going to bed on this one
goodnight /utg/
Last thread was one post away from perfectly hitting the bump and image limit at the same time.
>>123748952
How does one have tea with a gaster blaster?
>>123748926
The operation was a success. Welcome to dead.
honestly, you guys are pretty cool,
wanna grab a coffee some time?
Finally done a proper pillow prince fic.
You're welcome, /utg/.This is my first time writing lewd so pls be gentle
http://pastebin.com/uDugXzR9
>>123748976
sleep tight, human
DON'T GET HORNY
xth for murdering Sans made me attracted to him!
>>123748531
Undertale Information Resources
http://pastebin.com/G05fTWqz
also, WOW that was a quick thread
Post sad times.
Would you play it?
>>123749013
I, uh, have a thing. Have to wash my hairs. Hair.* Ditch
>>123749104
*FIGHT
>>123749015
Bless your soul, anon.
Reading now.
>>123749045puff
>>123749071
>>123749013
yes (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
tfw you will neverkiss the flower
Your favorite character is about tomarryyour least favorite character.
What do you do?
>>123749203
Thought that was pyrope for a second
>>123749203
Now neither of us will be virgins.jpg
>>123749240
>Asgore marries Jerry
Im disgusted but intrigued
skeltin
>>123748976
Goodnight, Doogle, thank you for existing.
>>123749203
Flowey, that's lewd.
>>123749203Damn it
>Asgore kills himself
>Toriel returns to rule
>Undyne wants to murder me
>Flowey steals the 6 souls
THAT'S THE PACIFIST ENDING?
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
ANONS
how do i ask out a girl i like?
we're friendly with one another, but i have no clue how to let her know i want to spend more time with her?
>>123748976
I don't believe you, but good night fellow ice water drinker.>>
>>123748976
Goodnight Doogle, sleep well.
Hey, so last night I got a request to do porn of Grillby and the drunk bunny. sorry it took so long, whoever the fuck it was
doin two panels for it, and got the first done, the second'll be done soon. here's the link
>>123749323
you didnt befriend em all
>>123749013You go to any cons, buddy?
>>123749323No, that's not the pacifist ending
>>123749323
nah, that's neutral, every first playthrough is neutral
>>123749346
give her a dead bird
>>123749015
Oh boy, time to read some lewds.
I want Undyne to suplex me
>>123749283
That honestly warmed my heart, thank you anon
>>123749349
>>123749375
Just gonna listen to some Chopin, then I'll drift off to dream land
>>123749240
>Jerry marries Papyrus
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>123749346
rip off your skin and impress her with your healthy bones
>>123749027
Why not? Arousal is a normal part of most people's lives, don't be afraid to experiment or embrace what makes us who we are.
>>123749045Same. Please send help.
>>123749323
Reload and go befriend people anon.
>>123749346
if irl girl
>hey anon, would you like to go out together sometime?
oh wow it turns out its actually that easy
>>123749346
Girls like nice teeth.Kill somebody and give her their teeth.
>>123749240
>Papyrus marries So Sorry
I'm going to intervene with all my might!
>>123749408
IT WAS MY SECOND PLAYTHROUGH.
I DIDN'T KILL ANYONE.
>>123749396
>>123749476
YOU'VE GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME
HOW DO I BEFRIEND EVERYONE?
maybe if we all gently tuck in doogle simultaneously he will go to bed
>>123749240
I can't believe Jerry would stoop so low as to coerce/blackmail Napstablook into marriage. This is awful, someone please save this ghost.
>>123749240
>>123749532
Holy shit I had the same pairing and was thinking of posting the same exact image. Are you me?
>>123749240
>Papyrus marriesMettaton
FOREBODEN
>>123749536
Did you date Papyrus already? If not, go to his house and talk to him.
If you already did that, go to Waterfalls and hang out with Undyne.
>>123749567
threats of violence work better
>>123749013
I HATE COFFEEbut I like you
>>123749536
Are you sure you didn't kill anything? I don't think Undyne wants to kill you if you didn't.
Did you befriend Undyne and Alphys?
>>123749536Shouldn't have killed Flowey, anon
You can continue where you last saved.
Go to...
A) Papyrus house
B) Undyne House
C) Get the letter from Undyne
>>123749567I read that as "gently fuck in doogle".
>>123749536
There are other conditions you need to get the True Pacifist ending besides just not killing anyone. You gotta hang out with Papyrus, Undyne, and one other character I'm not spoiling yet but the game makes it pretty clear after you hang out with Undyne.
>>123749240
>Papyrus marries Temmie
Well... I like to think she'll be able to keep him happy. They're both very positive, spirited and enthusiastic. I could see it working out, and hope that it does.
I'm not gonna try and sabotage their happiness because Tem gets on my nerves. I wish them both the best.
>>123749642
Undyne wants to kill you no matter what. Its only after befriending her she stops.
>>123749648
I don't think he would appreciate that.
>>123749678
>temmie least favorite
but why
>>123749596Are you my Persona, anon?
>>123749678
>Temmie worse than So Sorry or Jerry
How?
>>123749240
>Sans marrying anyone
>implying he'd ever show up to the wedding.
Ha ha, good one.
>>123749015
This and the new rape fic in the same day, oh boy.
>>123749710
It's just the 'LOL im rAnDuM xD *holds spork in air* *dies*' thing. It annoys me.
I don't wish death on her or anything though, I just don't find her anywhere near as charming or funny as the rest of the games stuff.
>>123749240
>Frisk and Toriel
I do not approve of this for many reasons.
>>123749608
I dated Papyrus.
Didn't do the Undyne thing.
>>123749642
>>123749675
Alright, I get it now.
Thank you guys.
>>123749645
>spoiler
Is that the advice he gives you if you spare him?
tfw you have a close female friend who
>has brown hair in an inverted bob
>likes gore
>has trouble feeling empathy
>minmaxes in MMOs and plays a lot of grinding games
>loves chocolate
I-I'm not going to get stabbed, am I?
>>123749240
>Asriel marries Chara
>you now realize Jerry is "that kid"
you know exactly what i mean
>>123749796
I know what you mean, I had that reaction at first. It's weird, normally I hate that stuff but for some reason I don't find Temmie that annoying in the end. Maybe it's because she comes off more as amusingly retarded than full randumb.
>>123749824
>Is that the advice he gives you if you spare him?
Yes, he tells you how to get the pacifist ending if you don't kill him.
>>123749870
hopefully
>>123749870
Gift her Undertale.
>>123749786
Got the link to the new rape fic?
doggo!
>tfw otp will never be canon
why live
>>123749678
That sounds weirdly cute actually.
>>123749870
only if you get in her way
>>123749879
as should be
>>123749926
http://pastebin.com/gaGJMkNi
>>123749916
I probably shouldn't have killed him then.
He was just so damn annoying, and not in the fun way, like Mettaton.
And I only killed Asgore the first time because I had also killed Toriel.
>>123749879
>playing pretend
>play marriage
>asriel bets chara wouldn't keep it up
>chara postpones their plan and marries him for real when they grow up just to prove him wrong
>>123749957
flowey x a bunch of weird lines?
>>123749990
Thanks!
>>123749957I don't understand exactly what's going on in that picture.
>>123749240
>Asgore marries Toriel
Wait, what?
>>123749240
>Chara having to marry Toriel
no
>>123749489
are you sure?
that sounds too easy
what if she is wierded out by me asking, i like this girl, and i don't want to make her feel uncomfortable
>>123749240
>Chara marrying Chara
A. A. A. A. A. A. A.
>>123749957
flowey x scyther otp?
>>123749742
Dependsare you an Alphys-tier chink womanlet?
>>123749781
They'd just drag him to the city clerk and hand him a pen to write a big X on the marriage certificate with.
>>123749240
>Papyrus marrying Alphys
I take Pap's hand and politely explain that even if your best friend who was like big sister to you "disappeared" you don't have to marry their wife.
I WANNA MARRY ASRIEL
>>123749015
>Ecto-dick
>>123750164
Truly the best possible timeline
>>123750139
>what if she is wierded out by me asking
thats literally never how it works.
either she sees you as someone she would date, and says yes, or she doesnt, and she'll turn you down.
theres no in between and youll never know the answer until you ask
>>123750192Dear lord...I actually am. Holy shit.What does this mean, anon?
Think of any undertale character.You walk in on them having sex with your favorite character. What is your reaction?
>>123750116
What one was what anon, tell me.
>>123749240
Asgore marries__me
>>123750192
>a sans burrito I have not saved
delicioso
>>123750219
I might write another with just plain old sensitive bones.I need to build up my confidence in writing lewd fics first though.
>>123750279
>Chara having sex with Chara
dick status: muh
>>123750279
>Chara fucking Chara
I've erased the world too many times. The timelines are merging.
>>123748858
SJW game go home
>>123750303asgore can no longer be depicted this way, as i am beginning to lose control over myself
>tfw no sequel
>>123750279
>Papyrus having sex with Papyrus
W-well...I mean...
>>123750337
GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING KIDNEY I NEED IT AND SOME OTHER STUFF
>>123750303
Dem eyes.
Why dont people draw him like that more?
>>123750279
>sans masturbating
let me help you with that there ol' buddy ol' pal of mine
>>123750304
I don't know why this made me laugh so hard but topkek, my dude.
>>123750303
Anon, you can't be worse than Jerry or So Sorry.
>>123750292Asgore was my favorite.
>>123750328
>>123750329
The Charaposters are forming a hivemind.
>>123750361
I need a Papyrus selfcest fic not for lewd reasons but hilarious reasons. Bonus points of them knows how to have sex and it ends with them giving up and watching tv.
i dont think ive ever seen anyone post fanart of or talk about onionsan in these threads, ever
Y'hear!
>>123750458Charaposters were always a hivemind
>>123750353
Lose yourself in him
>>123750443
You like dad more then mom... wait you dislike mom?
>>123750504
You haven't been around here much, huh?
Would youhang outwith Burgerpants?
>>123750458
>forming
>present tense
it happens too much for us not to have one
>>123750504
I love Onionsan. I hope Onionsan makes a lot of new friends in the ocean.
>>123750253Are you a degenerate fishfucker on the side too?If so think we may have been foreverially Gasterized.
>>123750504
Onion-san a moe.
>>123750473
*neither of them
>>123750361
That's cheating.
>>123750551
mom's a conniving bitch, dude.
Everyone loves Asgore's theme... but Core is underrated.
>>123750314
It's fine anon, I'm still coming to terms with being attracted to a skeleton so blue dicks still weird me out. You did good though.
>>123750279
>Papyrus and Papyrus
>they're just screaming at each other, arguing about which one is greater
>eventually they hold a puzzle competition, daring one another to solve more ridiculous and dangerous puzzles each time
>they end up playing a round of Boggle while riding a slab of ice into the Hotlands
>>123750279
>Papyrus and Undyne
Uh. This is weird. I'm going to loudly say I hope their training's going well and then leave, and hope neither of them bring it up with me.
>>123750304
How many even are there?
>>123750279
You kind of fucked up there, everyone is just thinking of their favourite character.
>>123750590Damn straight I am. It's uncanny how we have such overlapping traits, anon.Maybe we're destined to be amalgamates.
>>123750559
Maybe.Can I pet him?
>>123750559
Yeah, and I'd help him gather the confidence to ask out his future boyfriend, too.
>>123750504
>>123750629
It's not as good as Another Medium (Hotland), but it's probably the second best area theme. Genocide Core especially. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txl24v6KYMo
Hey /utg/ if you had to get an Undertale themed tattoo, what would you get?
>>123750590
Has anyone made a foreverially Gasterized image yet?
>>123750683
another medium is pretty underrated. honestly really good puzzle solving music. i feel like amalgam gets the short lot every time though.
its weird that out of all the other fandoms, we have no kinship with/jp/
Toby is a HUGE touhou fan after all
>>123750651
I have 17 unique sans burritos saved, but I know there are more
>>123750736
The skelefamily together.
>>123750736
The save point star.
>>123750279
>Sans and Papyrus
Impure heathens! You both should be ashamed of yourselves.
>>123750736
A red/black 9
>>123750736
I'd probably kill myself.
Tattoos are abhorrent.
reminder to keep clean this winter. wosh u boots. do not track filth into u home.
>>123750736
probably something trippy and colorful from the asriel fight
>>123750683
Another Medium used to be my favorite 'area' theme, but I had a change of heart after listening to Core so many times.
I haven't actually heard geno core before. That's oddly awesome.
Jerry.
>>123750780Please tell me the lore behind Sansrrito. I am interested.
>>123750836
>winter in the deep south
Sorry, Woshua.
>>123750559
Of course.
>>123750780
Seventeen? I'd ask you to dump them but that'd be a bit of a tallorder.
>>123750736
Never, but if I was going to, something subtle that can pass for a normal tattoo and only other fans would understand. Like the pixel heart, or save icon/star with it.
Think of the last non-undertale game you played.The protaganist and Frisk, or Chara if you played Genocide last, swap. At the end of the game, they swap back through the void.
How does it go for each party?
What do they say to eachother?
Will they be disgusted at the other's actions?
>>123750764
I fucking looovvveeee amalgam. Both true lab and amalgam.
>>123750736
a small pixelized text saying "Determination."
>>123750664Perhaps we are. Remember to stay determined anon.
>>123750736
Delta Rune probably.
>>123750758
I might make one if I have time when I get my tablet back and these threads haven't entirely gone to shit by then.
>>123750559
Heck yeah
>>123750859
>fucked up spoilers
This is my cue to go to bed. Goodnight, you sinful bastards.
>>123750864
I want fug catty.
>>123750736
People who get stupid fandom tattoos without proper thought reallyget under my skin
Lusty little goat.
>>123750736
Toby doggy tattooed on my sclera, under my tongue, right buttcheek, at least three more places. The one who can find them all can have my hand in marriage.
>>123750942Of course, you too, anon.
>>123750801
>not supporting the purest form of love
>>123750536
asgore really needs an electric trimmer
>>123749798
FOREBODEN
>>123750990
*FIGHT
Lotta progress for 'The King' part 2. Not as much as I hoped, but I didnt anticipate the backgrounds to be as difficult as they were.
But, here is the last panel of Part 2, where we finally start delving into the past!
would you like grown up asriel as much as younger asriel?
What ifToriel absorbed Frisks soul?
>>123750959The filename suggests you got it from an imgur album, can you link it to me, please?
>>123750902
RIP AND TEAR
RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS
>>123750920
Yesss. These were big factors in true lab being my favorite area of the game.
>>123750219
Well I mean he's a skeleton. What else could he have? You going to stick a femur bone inside yourself?
>>123751039
Goddamnit I can't take any unironic use of "daddy" seriously anymore because of all the goatfuckers.
do you think burgerpants kill himself in the neutral endings?
the only thing he has that keeps him going is hoping asgore gets that last soul
and in neutral, all the souls are gone
so he doesn't really have much to keep going with, does he?
tiny advisors
>>123751008
>>123751039
ya
>>123750669Nope.
>>123751039
No, and i hate the teen faggot fanart too, stop posting it.
>>123750959
Goodnight anon.
>>123751043
Would probably fight Asgore or do what she always does. You know, pies and such.
i honestly would have happily stayed with toriel
>>123750536
He looks like he'd be sweaty and I'd get his chest hairs in my mouth.
>>123751159
make pies
let the next human walk out and die
the usual
>>123749240
>sans marries chara
um
>>123750902
>last played Danganronpa 2
>swap Hajime and FriskSince both are pretty much pacifists who hate killing, Hajime would be the one who gets a good time (although he'd still be cynical with all these unknown monsters) while Frisk gets a big plate of despair.
>>123750736
Burgerpants smoking a fatty across my back.
>>123751085Not that anon, but here you go http://imgur.com/a/WOuHQ
>>123751012but I like his manly hair
>>123751113
No, he's all out of vacation days.
do you guys honestly think you can go one day in these threads without getting horny?doesnt count if you dont already sexual any of the characters
>>123750329
It's less of a time machine, and more of a /dodgeball cannon/
>>123750902Maxwell from Don't Starve
Oh boy.
Flowey would adore him as a kindred spirit, at least. He's a cold, cruel, cunning son of a bitch who's already reveled in exploiting and controlling a world and fucking around with the people in it, I shudder to think about what he'd do with SAVE/RESET powers to a world full of people infinitely weaker than himself.
He'd get one of the worse neutral endings, I imagine. And anyone he spared (people like Papyrus would be easy prey, I bet) would probably get screwed over in some other way by him and his dodgy deals.
Frisk, on the other hand, would be adored by Pig and Bunnyman alike, though I really worry about how they'd deal with hounds. I guess they could befriend them if they tried hard enough?Max thinks Frisk's a loser, Frisk probably just feels sorry for him. Particularly after he learns who he used to be.
>>123751113
>implying mettaton would let him kill himself
>>123751271
Highlight of the genocide run, on par with the undyne and sans fights.
>>123751236
Thanks anon,I love you with all of my determination.
>>123751294
I've never been aroused enough to get a boner from anything here. It's just shitposting.
>>123749054
i'm gonna plug this post again before i head to bed, the link has a text dump and loads of info on the game data itself, including sprites (unused and beta elements as well) and such. later all.
Reminder asterisks are buttholes
>>123751113
Nah, he probably just comes to terms with his life and continue. Eventually marries either the alligator or cat bitch and has to actually try and get promoted so he can support his knocked up bitch.
Or maybe he quits and gets a better job as a stagehand.
>hear a plastic crumpling noise
>there's no plastic anywhere in my room
what a strange ghost
>>123750559
id smoke weed with burgerpants and watch animated movies
>>123751416
Goodnight anon.
>>123749980
>filename
Nigga that's Frisk.
>>123750902
>Willow from Don't Starve
She'd just set everything on fire until she reaches Grillby and try to marry him.
>>123750902
>agent 3
Frisk would negotiate peace between the octolings and inklings and come back to the entire Underground covered in ink, Mettaton crying from all the bad "art" everywhere and Asgore would be surprisingly happy because he got an art lesson.
Flowey would definitely enjoy the inkling too since ink helps plants grow and get strong.
More or less the Underground would be a really ugly place but most people would be amused by.Frisk would probably get hounded by the Inkling version of furries though and Octavio would be Asgore 2.0.
>>123751294I only sexualize Alphys so probably.
>>123751174
>He looks like he'd be sweaty and I'd get his chest hairs in my mouth.
BULLY THE FLOWEY
>>123751294
not when this fucker exists
hoI! pUT tEM'S FAEC ON STUF!
>>123751445
lie down and feel like garbage with him, that will probably appease him.
>>123750736
I've been trying to think of a tattoo that is both not boring and not really gay
but I can't do itespecially because I want the tattoo to remind me of Asriel
>>123751294
I dont think i've ever gotten an erection from these threads, so yes.
>>123751294
You know that feeling when you're kinda horny but you don't have a boner? It's like that for these threads.
>>123751489
Why would we do that when we have a lizard to bully?
>>123751496
be honest, how often is it that someone posts sans and you just cant help but drop em andbone yourself?
>>123751496
Yes.
>>123751039
>Grown up Asriel
>Not looking like demongoat
I really really dislike this idea
>>123751598
>bone dildo
would you buy it /utg/?
>>123751496
This.
Post brotherly shenanigans.
So what's with sexualizing the skelebros anyway? It's just bones right?
![f3P0fRt[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/XyG3NVk.png "f3P0fRt[1].png")
>>123750902That's what you get.Sometimes I hate this underground.
>>123751659
I'd be okay with any depiction as long as he keeps those streaks.
>>123751687
Just... Dont think about.
>>123751667
someone get bad dragon on the phone
>>123751687
You're underestimating people on the internet.
>>123751687
Can you stick your fist in a skeleton's pelvis hole?
>>123751659
he is so very huggable and not edgy though
>>123751667
No.
I like Sans.
I'd fuck em if it were possible.
But never, would I ever.
>>123751687
The best part about it is I can get away with posting this because they are just a bunch of bones.
I Think critical is the best possible voice for sans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z14BiHlF-Xs
>>123751687
I mean if people wanna facefuck flowers, volcanoes, or giant eyeballs, why the hell not.
>>123751739
They did MLP themed dildos once. I think someone should actually suggest the bone dildo to them.
>>123751294
my favorite character is not for sexual, I am repulsed by anthro, and the most fuckable character doesn't even have genitals, so the lewds of him leave me confused, as i can't even fap to this
>>123751659
just get rid of the edgelord markings and it's all good
>>123751687
It's a personality thing. People will find a way to sexualize anything if it appeals to them on an emotional level.
If Sans was a human or a goat or something they'd probably still be just as much porn of him, if not more.
>>123751598
Maybe not on /utg/ since most of you like him as a bottom bitch. I prefer dom Sans
>>123751771
I know right
I wish he ended up like that to begin with
I feel like undertake may have legitimately improved my relationship with my older brother a bit
It's not like we didn't get along or anything like that, but he always enjoyed his hobbies in solitude and spent most of his time in his room when we were still living together.
He lives in another state now but ever since I got him to play undertale he's been asking if I want to play video games with him online on the weekends almost every week and his girlfriend said at thanksgiving this week that two months ago he started talking about my hobbies and how cool a brother I am a lot when they're out places with people.
It makes me pretty happy
>>123750864
Fuck off with your noncanon shit
He belongs to Nice Cream
who else has shimeji?
which ones are you using?
flowey a cute
>>123751783
So if you bone a skeleton... is it necrophilia?
