Let's Play Catch! Edition
Previous thread: >>123732319
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own risk.
You are above the consequences.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/ (Gaben-free Edition)
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale
-Shimeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
first for lewds
>>123741962
This one?
booby
First for best grill.
first for best brothers
nth for scalie gaylies
Sixth for Asgore a best
how do I get good at sans?
xth for autism convention 1/4
>touching lesbians
xth for skelebros make my day.
Don't get horny.
Finally
Look at these fukken cards
>>123742118
First for best robot
>>123742214
BULLY HIM
HE EATS CHILDREN
>>123742118
>You will never play catch with Papyrus's severed head while he yells and screeches
>In joy
Probably
>>123742228
Holy shit you delivered
>>123742228
That Alphys a qt
>>123742118
Nth
Fkr alcohol and mettaton
>>123742120
Sleep well lil' skell.
>>123742195
More like, fist for worst girl
Anyone have any funny decent dub videos of fancomics?
>>123742270
OH I-I-I LOVE LITTLE KIDS
THEY TASTE JUST SO GOOD
OH I-I-I LOVE LITTLE KIDS
THEY TASTE JUST SO BAD
>>123742228
I actually like that Alphys.
Does anyone have fish oil anon screencap?
>>123742254
>>123742270
Whole? Or in bits?
Does he like, bake them into pies?
>>123742176
wish granted
I just wanted to sayI love you guys so goddamn much. Thank you for always making my nights a little brighter.
You faggots.
>>123742228
>alphys more attractive than undyne
>>123742316
sleep well lil' skell
>>123742310
ALCOHOL (YOU) SAY?
>>123742118
I wanna marry goatbro!
>>123742418
I love you too, youbguys are the only people I talk to regular nkr
>>123714328
One thing I've noticed in this new instalment is the lack of showing Frisk's soul-heart, which is ever-present in the other parts.
Did he make it all the way, and make the deal?
>>123742415
Is it that time again?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eJ3EZqdHoU
>>123742418
Same here
>>123742409
Depends on the mood, anon.
Why do you think he had to try a bunch of different recipies for Butterscotch Pie? Not easy to make that shit right witgout ruining the human child you put in it.
>>123742418
I have fun here as well. I enjoy shitposting in good company
>>123742404
>>123742418You too, anon
>>123742252
Why not?
>>123742310
RATINGS
softlyPROTECT THE SKELETON
I love pictures that emphasize the scenery, but this one in particular makes me feel very lonely.
remember to bully the flower
>>123742385
Doogle go to sleep
>>123742497
yes,sorry only one, but here is a christian picture,
>>123742418Love ya too, little buddy.
>>123742464
yes watermallon mix and half water half vodka rto finish the night.fucking keybord doesnt habve autofix like my phonne FUCIK
>>123742228
I really like these two.
>>123742302
of course
2/4
My friend cut Frisk out of the picture
Thanks Eli
>>123742209
yes
>>123742547
The dwarf fortress CHARA KILLS thing inspired me to play Dwarfs again
Time to see how grand the adventures of Undyne can be in the land of killing! Praise Armok.
>>123742118
lol I just played this game after smoking a bowl.
what the fuck was that
>>123742228
>that fucking spear
Think of your weirdest fetish,you have to explain it to your favorite character. What is their response.
>>123742631
>cute alphys
NON-CANONICAL
>>123742640
That's actually not a bad Mettaton.
>>123742418
These threads actually make me feel suicidal.
Anyway good night.No I'm not going to do it fuck off.
>>123742469
Go back to sleep Frisk.
>>123742582
But it's only 11:30 on a Saturday
>>123742640
That Flowey is cute as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyXnOYEuqsAIm too drunk for this shitbut I love it
>>123742606
Well at least you won't accidentally autocorrect booby or text porn to your family.
>>123742654
>>123742710
shaking my head to be honest family
>>123742553
Just don't get horny! Please! Think about Papyrus before you get horny.
>>123742687
DUDE
>>123742195
Definitely a best.
>>123742323
You shut your whore mouth.
>>123742704
Napstablook would be very confused and would probably pretend not to be home when I visit
>>123742415
FOREBODEN
This thread is lacking The Great Papyrus!
>>123742704
Asgore,I like your big burly dad bod and I want to worship every inch of it
I think he'd be down with it
>>123742704
>vore
>asriel
Love is over. Nothing is good any more.
I don't want to defile the goat child.
>>123742418
I love you guys too, even the weird posters.Except for catfucker and the /vg/ /pol/tard, those guys can fuck off.
>>123742770
I dont talk to my fmilt
>>123742704
AlphysProbably has a similar amount of futa, we'd end up sharing.
>>123742751
She knows best for you.
>>123742640
Is that guy on the right trying to look like that Mark youtube guy?
>>123742858
Did they disown you?
>>123742729But why does it make you feel like that? goodnight anyways.
>>123742704
>Woshua
>bukkake
Oh boy.
>>123742225
You need at least 4 healing items for his 2nd stage. If you don't have Instant Noodles/Pie/Face Steak around still you might as well restart your genocide run.
>>123742886
But it's comfy hour :c
>>123742838
pic related
>>123742704
I'd have to explain cuntboy to Sans and he would make a fucking pun about it but I'm too intoxicated to think of one.
>Thinking seriously about an unofficial/semi-official sequel to Undertale
>Pretty sure I'm going to get death threats from hardcore Undertale fans
>>123742851
>Except for catfucker
>>123742631
>>123742640
Not bad cosplays.That Mettaton is sexy, very true to character.
>>123742782But anon, I'd be getting even hornier.
>>123742640I want to ask that Mettaton for his autograph
>>123742640
Who's the guy on the right supposed to be, Markiplier? Anyway the Mettaton is pretty decent and the Flowey looks well made.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=301lp51z_cE
I'm pretty sure we can do better than this.
>>123742316
Sleep well lil skell
>>123742685N-No!You... You really don't need to hurt people. You don't have to do this. Nobody is making you!
...R-Right?
>>123742858
Boss? Dog? Parole Officer? Doctor? Phone company? Weed dealer?
>>123742316
sleep well lil skell.
>>123742704
How would I explain my virginity fetish to Papyrus? The guy wouldn't even know what a virgin is.
>>123742118LOL
^
|
|
Beware
>>123742732
>We will never see Chara murder goatbro in front of Frisk
>>123742704
>Mettaton
>Tentacles
This is going to be fun.
I diddit
>>123742985
>>123742903
im really drunk and switcehd to my computer to talk to you fags, I dont even know anymore.
>>123742704>TF
>Asriel
I don't think he'd fully understand why or why it's bad to be honest.I don't either
>>123743014
Tell him he's the only one who can offer you what you want.
>>123742704
>guro
>Sans
Bad time.
>>123742704TorielStuffing/Bloating
desu I think Toriel's pretty chill about like everything that isn't Asgore, so she might just laugh it off.
>>123742459
>you will never share a pocky with Sans
>>123742469
who's this artist?
>>123742780
this guy gets it
>>123742687
>>123742259
these kinds of pictures make me laugh so damn much
>>123742228
>supanovai hope you dont post a pic of me, i swear i'm not that autistic
Welp, 40 attempts and the Sans fight stopped being fun. gg, you win. Time to let my lil sister finish her neutral run now.
>>123742704im into gay goatboys
y-you okay with that, az?
hello its me
>>123742704
I can't tell Papyrus about the nasty crap that turns me on, he's too innocent. He wouldn't understand it anyway.
>>123742940
Since you're not getting paid for it just do it under a fake name. What's the worst they could do?
>>123743031
>>123743021
BEWARE THE TEM
>>123743153That's not a fetish you faggot.
>>123743169
Fapanon?
>>123743169
fuck off??
>>123742118
How do I cope with the fact that my waifu will never really love me?
>>123743107
It's truly a shame more people don't have patrician taste.
>>123743196
I'm pretty sure furry is.
>>123742816
Exactly this.
Help me, the thoughts have been slowly taking over my mind.
>>123743196don't make funna me for being vanilla ;~;
>>123743169
hi me! i'm hungry
>>123742704
>Papyrus
>guro and rape
I'm in for a talking aren't I.
>>123743018
see a therapist flowey
>>123743048
Oh.
So are you a cannibal? Share us your drunken wisdom.So are you a cannibal? Share us your drunken wisdom.
>>123743193
Damn straight you should
post your favorite undertale OST cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIuBpl7k_eU
>>123742898
holy fuck you're like the 100th person to say I look like Markiplier fuck off
3/4
Actually asleep
I thinkshe wanted to get stabbed or something
>left charger at friends house
>only have 31% left to shitpost
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>123743018
>Asriel and Flowey existing as seperate entities
Instantly retarded. For shame.
>>123742704
>Monster Kid
>Dullahans
"Yeah, bro, I've heard of some of those headless guys. Yo, those guys sound so cool! They're a little freaky, but still cool! Not as cool as Undyne, though."
>>123743042
Oh my god, you did it.
>>123743310
>Dullahans
okay go on please
>>123743091
I mean, all she really eats is pie so I'm pretty sure she's stuffed already.
>>123743293
Well, it's fitting for a character like Sans.
>>123743293
If it makes you feel better you're uglier then him.
>>123743310
>chara
>corruption or feminization
They'd understand.
>>123743021
>Frisk encounters edgy adult Asriel instead of Toriel in the ruins.
What happens, /utg/?
>Toriel
>have to explain my fetish for being raped
>>123743305
RIP, you will be missed anon.
>>123743270
I ditn say I was a cannibal, my drunken wisdom is just incoherent screaming
>>123743306
I think it's a cool concept for Flowey to be an alternate personality of Asriel's after he's saved he still has to deal with, but yeah, them as two separate physical entities is retarded
I propose Dane Cook's voice is canon for /Bestpants/
Someone suggest other voices for other characters
I want to molest Monster Kid
>>123743347
I thought she ate snails in various dishes.
Either way, chub Toriel A+
>>123743380
>tfw no qt big bro to pat me
>>123742704
Gaster would probably have a very hard time trying to understand how watersports is even a fetish.
>>123743362
Anon, that's not nice! He's a very good-looking boy.
>>123743346
I got it from DRRR. It's a bit hard to explain.
>>123743401
>I ditn say I was a cannibal
I'm taking that as a maybe.
>>123742940
do it faggot
>>123743293
A lot of people consider Markiplier pretty attractive for some reason so I wouldn't be too insulted.Personally I'd say you're better looking than him anyway.
>>123742640
fucking eli man
he should just go look at duck penises all day while painting fences hes not cut out for photo editing
dank memes
>>123743041
what is this
>>123743213
I will let you know the moment I find out.
>>123743214
I have faith that even people with the worst taste can change.
>>123743380
Basically the au of pic related
>>123743362
T-thanks
4/4
Well that's all from me
I want to make spaghetti with Papyrus!
>>123743213
>find a women like your waifu, and date her.you just gotta believe in yourself, anon.
>>123743443
yeah, thats cool kid
but who doesn't?
>>123743284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ryt0vbV6pw8
>>123743542
>blooky's legs
>>123743507Look up "yoshinoya copypasta".
>>123743538
>pic related
>no pic related
>>123742704
Ok, Undyne. Well. I know you've got an open mind, you've got good taste in partners, look at Alphys, and... No, no I'm not hitting on your girlfriend! No! I mean, not that she's not great, but. Uh. Shit.
Ok, I like my partners big. REALLY big. Like. EVA height. You know, there's more of them to love! And strong enough to push me around a bit, but not too rough. Bit weird, but... Well. That's it.
Ok. I'm glad we had this chat.I really wish there was some decent art of giantess Undyne. That WASN'T vore or crush or something fucked-up.
>>123743542
Oh my fucking god this cool dude
>>123743476
But still uglier then the person he is being compared to.
>>123743542
You're welcome!
>>123743542
DON'T
LEWD
BLOOKY
>>123743542
OH LAWDY
>>123743542
>that Toriel
>>123743481
googled, seems cool, thanks for sharing
Sans is now judging you on the sins of your shitposts, how are you punished?
Does he leave you be or gasterblast you into oblivion for being a filthy degenerate?
>>123743542
Why do the skeles have hair? I don't like.
>>123743481
now i want to see celty freaking out when she meets napstablook
>>123743213
>>123743523
>Fishfuckers are literally keked by a weeb lizard
Feels good to not have that problem
>>123743542
>that fucking blooky
I can't sleep, gimme something silly to doodle so I can maybe pass out
>>123743542
>that Blook
Oh my.
>>123743601
I meant the pic the poster before me posted
you meet a sexy undertale cosplayer at a convention and you somehow end up in bed with them
who were they cosplaying?
>>123743542
>The guy in the back that just wants a sodaI like these cosplays though
>>123743542
This isn't even close to the bad I've seen are other cons.
>>123743670
Feels good to not be a goatfucker furry, too.
>>123743673
mad dummy and the tutorial dummy arguing
>>123743526
sans pleasestay forever
>>123743612WOULD YOU FUCK A GHOST?
>>123743654Time to die several times on a row I guess.
>>123742974
Someones GOTTA PUT THOSE HYDRAS TO THE TEST!
>>123743712
chara
>>123743546
How would you go about dating a lesbian as a straight male?3D is also disgusting
>>123743665
wait, celty is afriad of aliens...
shit
>>123743712
Tsundereplane
>>123743670
but we're keked by the fact that goatbro isn't even canonically alive
>>123743237once you start thinking about it you can't stopyou're stuck like this for life, anon
Savor it
>>123743542
The Undyne and Toriel are pretty good.
Not too crazy about the Sans and Papyrus but it looks like they at least tried.
>>123742418
Reminder that this place too, shall die.
>>123743673
Something involving Toriel, Chara, and hot peppers
>>123743712
Aaron.
>>123743654
I only ever shitpost about lewding him, so you tell me, anon.
>>123743654
I'm fat Chara Anon
I'm gonna take that faggot on
>>123743284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRw26sEEywY
>>123743063
He'd still be oblivious to what virginity and sex is, I would have to teach him the birds and the bees.After I did said birds and bees with him.
>>123743782
Not right now but there's nothing stopping you from dragging flowriel out of the ruins and giving him a soul through whatever means.
>>123743506
PARTY!
HARD!
>>123743654
I literally only cutepost
suck it sans ive done nothing wrong
>>123743542
Why is Markiplier at this convention?
>>123743670
Your problem is that you can only fuck Asriel when he's absorbed the souls of thousands of monsters, or he's a flower.
>>123743454
Yeah, now that I remember correctly she does only eat snail delicacies.
I'd imagine she'd get pretty chubby only eating that.
>>123743673
chara and asriel having an edgy OC battle
cute kids playing are cute
>>123743654I shitpost about how Alphys a cute and borderline lewd of her and/or Undyne. He'd gasterblast me a few times but let me go at about 10 resets. At least my degeneracy is canon.
>>123743654
He'll leave me be and call me a sad excuse for a shitposter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuJjVPVxfpw
i should sleep soon
>>123743654
I think the worst think I've posted is the lyrics earlier in this thread
I'm safe
>>123743542
Thanks for the quick doodle material.
>>123742195
More like
>first for best GILL
>>123742197
>>123742249
>>123742565
I like you guys.
>>123742704
I like size differences and feeding guys. Wouldn't be too hard to explain to Papyrus, so I guess I'm lucky.Weight gain, on the other hand ...
>>123743741
ONLY THE PINK ONE
>>123743654
I pride myself on my shitposting. Depends on his tastes.
post cute flower
>>123743654
I say some creepy stuff about his brother sometimes but the rest of it I lorepost, drawfag, or stick up for Pap so hopefully it cancels out.
>>123743873
Is there a love more pure than these married dogs?
>>123743670
No need to be so spiteful, goatfaggot
>>123743741
NO DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE GHOST
THEY ARE FOR SMOOCHING ONLY
>>123743870
>>123742704I want Papyrus to deflower me. Once I teach him about the act he might be accepting and be very gentle.
>>123743654I've got a question for you anonDo you think even the most irredeemable fucker can choose to change?
I made this fucking post, didn't I? Goat fag for life!Heh, alrightI've got another question for youDo you want to have a goddamn bad time? Because, if you make one more post like this, your really not going to like what happens next
>>123743654
I've shitposted about Gaster a little but I'd say I'm fine.
>>123743654
Well...at the start, I was really bad. I shitposted about sexually assaulting his brother, I found and posted cringe constantly, I lied and trolled just to upset people...But I haven't done that in a while. I try to be kind to my fellow posters, compliment OC posters and creators, offer thought-out posts on the characters and stuff, and report rule-breaking. I realized that I was just pissing people off for a cheap, brief laugh, and I didn't need to.Surely he can see that someone can change, right? That after being shown a little kindness and the nice feeling of people actually liking me and my posts, I didn't want to hurt anyone anymore?Who am I kidding. I'm gonna get dunked and deserve it.
>>123744016
I guess you can say you are a dirty brotherfucker
>>123743794
Fuck
See normal bara bodies put me off because the people they're attached to tend to be assholes and dominant jerks but Asgore being so nice despite having that kind of build gets me so fucking hard.
This is the worst kind of hell because there's almost no one else like this.
Reminder that wanting to fuck a fish still makes you a furry.
>>123743854
just fucking put him in a pot and wait at a hospitals emergency ward for a bit
there, you saved flowey
you may now love the cute flower
Not sure if want.
>>123744128
No it doesn't, it makes you a scaly.
>>123744116
>that little belly peeking out from underneath
lord, give me strength
>>123743738
some things you gotta do on your own, kidbut i'll be around for a bit anyway
>>123743914
Yep. Pretty good stuff, that chubby/mom-fat Toriel
>>123744059
what
he called or dank memes
>>123743654
I only post here when Im drunk. I dont really shitpost or anythingI just want friends
>>123744168
No, it makes you a lesbian
>>123743952
>>123744073
I'm going to post it again in the daytime because time always repeats itself. :^)
>>123744025
What that pic's supposed to mean?
