saturday night edition
>Seasonal Event: Final Fantasy XI: The Maiden's Rhapsody:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2015/The_Maidens_Rhapsody/
>Patch 3.1: As Goes Light, So Goes Darkness:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/6707e4bc0ca533c1a2cb12155fc91d884c6b6a84
>Patch 3.1 OST
https://mega.nz/#!yE9hhTiI!VPYZj59LUh1liUm3J_vmLghVJB8iL8KmBvNg3i10bf8
>Patch 3.1 Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkRTO7co_Yc
>Resources, guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/pMqHMBbc
>Previously on /xivg/:
>>123672061
I want to fuck a lalafell's little cunt!
hello!!!!!!
>>123708543
I hope you get raped in prison!
>Log on XIV
>No Friends
>No FC mates on
>No sales (this hurts the most)
Welp, let's get drunk.
cute cat boys
klaus volfield :^)
who /turtle/ here
We need to determine who the cutest female Au Ra is in this thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2UO0-pE9T4
cute cat girls
this is a catpost
Xth for Duskwights are the TRUE elezen.
>>123708849
The machinist
DRAMATIC LIGHTING
>>123708881
>stealing my oldschool memes
FUCK YOU
auri dames
>>123709119
well if you leveled ast to 58 or anything to 58 you couldve done it to be honest, my man.
>>123709045
FRIENDS W H E Ni just got home hi sorry everybody whos trying to reach me
>>123709045
Okay because nobody else is present you win Cutest Female Au Ra. You may now give your acceptance speech.
>>123708782
elbst :p
>>123709228
>you just get home
>I'm just leaving
I'm gonna make that Exalibru alt later. That is the server right?
>>123708993
A Duskwight's only friend and companion is his trusty Snowman Friend.
>>123709264
>Okay because nobody else is present
give them a chance to post
>>123709405
excalibur, yestime zones are hard, anon.
>>123709015
>>123709045
right on time >>123708849
>>123709495I'm EST
>tfw about to reclaim my identity
Who else /fighting for a cause/ here?
xth for having sex with your gf multiple times a week in expensive hotels
xth for Harp
ha-ha! time for SCH leveling.
I guess.
I just start thinking about the DPS and then don't wanna do it anymore.
>>123709723
Tincan-chan is a girl?
>>123709862
level smn
nice male midlanders and ugly catboy t-b-h
>>123709652PSTrip, have fun out there and see you soon!
>>123709473
Mr. Frosty and I had a great time last night
>>123709890
I can't ever get caster drops. I have a bunch of level 60 caster drops but hardly any 55-56 gear.
Besides, queues are faster as SCH.
>>123709868
I identify as tin-gendered, thank you very much.
>>123709868
GIRL VOICE
ABORT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxSTb7lBRNw#t=4m41s
>>123709760
>not just doing it at her place
Final Fantasy XIV General Kissing Prank (GONE SEXUAL) Pranks Gone Wrong Social Experiment Funny Videos 2015
>>123710061
Did you get frostbite on your nether region?
UPLANDER DOOM
RACE WAR NOW
>>123710284
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO
>>123709814
sweet eyebrows
>tfw just saw the Stunt
I can't escape
/aag/ will follow me everywhere
the game died why am I still reminded
it just won't let go
So I had to do a complete reinstall and now for whatever reason FFXIV gets really blurry if I put the game in fullscreen, windowed and borderless don't however. AMDfag btw>forgetting to backup your HUD files
Daily reminder that sexualization of lalafells is literally toddlercon and no amount of semantic arguments can change the fact that you're a pedophile.
>>123710284
/slap
IT'S A PRANK BRO
IT'S A PRANK IT'S A PRANK
>>123709929
is that u
>>123710230
>showed up in full allagan to his ceremony without paying royalties
>not even an invitation
I'm done, Stephen.
>>123710230
>its like you don't even have a thriving sex life outside of ff14
>>123709228
soon comrade, will be back later
>>123709264
but squid chang is cuter
>Log in
>Do daily crap: roulettes, vanu stuff
>Go AFK to go out for lunch with a buddy
>Come back, friend is on
>Chat for a bit, see search comment sounding a bit upset
>Ask about it cuz curious
>Thinking of leaving the server
>They go to work and I'm just upset now because I'm sick of seeing (Deleted) show up on my friend list
Who else's day went from Alright to Shit real fast?
>>123710779
{Understood.}
>>123710475
thanks
>>123710713
actually no but the similartiy is funny
maybe it was subconscious idk
This is too hard.
The water's cold.
My feet hurt.
I wish I was in Quarrymill being an avatarfag.
>>123710961
>tincan-senpai is a grill
my world is upside down
>>123710061
His name is Jara, not Mr. Frosty.
>>123710725
MAN AS FAR AS I KNEW YOU WERE FIXING TO BREAK MY KNEECAPS CUZ YOU JUST UP AND LEFT LIKE MY DAD
if its any consolation i'm pretty sure i was a pld here......
>>123710961
take your non-avatarfag posts elsewhere hussy
come back when you dress appropriately for the task at hand
>>123711040
you didnt notice the stance? it was even default /cpose
>>123711141
No.
>aery
>DPS has incredibly low HP pool, shit gear
>gets a prey beam
>doesn't break it
>runs through someone's circular AOE
>gets hit
>eats prey beam
>dies
>I rez him, tell him to run through a statue when he gets it
>"statue?"
>yeah around the arena
>"OK"
>gets it again
>doesn't do it
>neither does the other DPS
>The Aery has ended.
>>123709945
>PST
Nooooooo
>>123710961
Do you need halp ? D:
>>123710294
the sex was cold
icy like my heart, numb like my soul
>>123710779
>squid chan is cuter
Squid chan has cuter hair.
>>123711353
i know i know.hella janked, breh.
>>123711393
This, if you're on exodus. You can have my fireballs.
lord of vermillion was a mistake
>>123711540
The gold saucer was a mistake
>>123711540
not adding shady smock emote was a mistake
>>123708737
Who are you then?
>>123711530
I will fireball for you tincan-senpai.
>tfw they don't care about you
>>123710779
>>123711490
different tastes for different uhhh
????? mates??????
tfw the person supposed to be crafting part of your new glim glams logs out
>>123711504
We'll manage.
>>123711993
tfwyou're a fatty
>>123711907
>tfw they only use you
>>123711993
I want to kiss your ears
>>123711945
even shit-chan i mean squidchan knows he's shit
Good morning...I just want to crawl back into bed.
>>123711993
>being THIS impatient
wtf
>>123712280
no it's just i understand that not everybody likes my au ra, and no matter what character gets picked to be "the best" others will whine
>>123712305
KILL IT WITH NUKES
>>123712305
YOU ARE SCARY AND I LIKE IT
PLEASE HAVE SCARY KIDS WITH ME
>>123711393
>>123711530
>>123711897
Thank you for your concern, but this is something a can's gotta do by itself.
>>123711141
Next time you see me, I will be an avatarfag reborn. . .
>>123712316
wtf urself
YOU JUST RANDOMLY LOGGED OUT
>>123712465
why is she sosmug
>>123712305
i am both scared and aroused
>tfw no one wants to turn up with you this saturday night, so you're just gonna drink with your Snowman Friend then drive to the bar afterwards
I love you Snowman friend.
WAR or DRK?
>>123712660
I will wait
I will wait
For you
what's the most you've ever lost in a cum toss?
i lost half a million gil
>>123712885
Bait
>>123712305
Oh hello Red Au'Ra, how are you doing, hopefully better?
>>123712885
WAR if you like axes
DRK if you like swords
>>123712885
Both.
>>123712885
PLD
Be an outlaw.
>>123712974
A what?
>>123712872
I love you too
>>123713051
a cum toss, anon
>>123712885
they are both fine tanks and you should play what you like
>>123713096
You're my only friend left in this world. I dedicate my first shot to you Snowman Friend.
>>123712465
>cat that doesn't swallow
dropped
>>123713129
What's that?
>>123713169
Please don't drink too much , be safe
>>123712397
I made the cutest Au Ra post as a joke. I know you don't care but your Au Ra is fine, I like her.
>>123713287
I just pre-game a bit, get a nice buzz going before I go out. Then I'll drink some more and get back home somehow.
I'll be back for you little friend.
>>123710096
Lvl 60 arm here
I wanna rivet you till you break
>>123713143
>>123713019
>>123713018
But what if I'm tired of being a PLD and solo questing is awful and carrying shitters through duty is awful and I want to not be as bored?
Which class is morefun?
>>123712465
did you save a fucking thumbnail
>>123712930
That's not my cubicle though.
>>123713248
it's like a coin toss but when you toss the coin both parties cum directly at it, covering both sides of the coin, whichever side lands up is the winner
don't you know anything about eorzean gambling
>>123713350
You promise you'll get back home safely?
You don't drink and drive do you? Th-that's dangerous you doofy elezen!
>>123713434
I thought something looked off.
>>123713350
I will wait for you to come back
>>123713668
I promise I get home safely.
I rather not answer that question.c:
>>123713379
ignoring the fact that War is op, I find the MP management aspect of drk pretty fun.
>>123713673
I will return once my identity has been restored.
And if I don't, I want you to tell them.
I want you to tell them thatI was an avatarfag too.
Farewell, anon.
>>123713678
I won't keep ya hanging, promise!
>>123714128
But I don't even know what server you're on!
>>123714327
and its all your fault this nobleshitterfag is doomed to die in obscurity
>>123714495
I teased them, sure! But I didn't kill their armor!
>>123714559
whatever you have to do to justify yourself so you can sleep at night, but deep down we all know the truth. you're a murderer
Are there any updated ninja flowcharts? Can't seem to find one.
spuki
>Someone makes a thordan learning party
>Says they have to go after 2 attempts
why
>>123714913
No.. please.
/upset
justice for eggy
kick the whale
fl@ c@ seeks p@s and h@s
ballad doesn't restore MP under darkside right
need to know if i can yell at this bard
So is it true Abe got married?
>>123715319
No
Bard is a retard if he thinks it does
>>123715394
i wasn't sure, i'm a scholar and i know it wasn't for me and i wanted to say something but wanted to double check
>>123715376
to shana and everyone and there mothers are fucking shana
shanoa
>tfw a cute lala heals you after switching jobs in town but runs away before you can say hi
it's not easy to find a lala gf these days
>>123715612
>go to store
>purchase 10 lb bag of idaho potatoes
>cut hole in potato
>stick in oven
hot fresh lala pussi
>>123715513
>tfw abe sent me a tell asking if he could watch the next time I erped shana
>>123715612
Lalas really do make the best girlfriends and wives. Some midlanders are okay.
Fucking cat sluts and au ra cancer need not apply.
xth for bnhakas ticklish tomboy toes
>>123714327Balmung
>>123715152
So it was you all along. . .and just when I thought I had finally made a friend!
>>123715723
>au ra cancer
It's psoriasis. Please understand.
>>123715319
All MP regen effects are nullified while under Darkside, Bard is a shitter.
>>123715796
It wasn't me! You don't understand!
>>123715917
i said something and he said he was casting it for me but i got him to change to Foe's
all's good in the end
>>123715735
I love admiring them so.
>>123716268
>those handlebars
how shameless
>play through the game with english dubbing because you were 100% sure that there is no way they would simply allow changing it to japanese
>fucking bored with the MSQ, pure hell
>level 50, 3 months into the game
>ohshitiactuallycanchangeittojapanese
>the japanese dubbing is a fucking beast
>all those wasted hours of proper dialogues
>>123713379
Depends really. I find WAR to be more fun but I've been playing it since Beta and it's my main. And, it really really is OP.
If you like the "muh deeps" challenge (and a braindead rotation) then go WAR. If you like to play something interesting then play DRK.
>>123716458
mfw she's had me jerk off on them countless times and never you
>>123716558
they're not... that's just rude...
>tfw everyone only likes c@ feet
>tfw no one wants to play withhighlanderorroefeet
>>123716702
how did thordan go
Today I learned Elezen are very tall.But maybe it was just the steps.
>>123716708
Ok Mutsu
>>123716930
lets keep it that way
>>123716989
But not as tall as max height Au'ra that's for sure.
Au'ra girls are also very tiny.
>>123716268
But I understand perfectly. The goose has enlightened me.
>Started about a week ago
>Friends tell me about Golden Saucer and forces me to play the Lottery
>I hate gambling
>"Sure why not."
>Winning Numbers
>>123717035
is that a fucking tranny?
>>123717035
She looks like she would appreciate a foot massage after a long day of adventuring. A massage and nothing more.
>>123717079
is that tonight's?
>>123717108
yea
>>123717119
dont touch me!!!
>tfw don't want to get carried by fc through savage because I like the learning phase
>tfw only hopeless people are still learning it and it's more rage than experience
>>123717275
Yes.
How do I get Ceveth to ERP with me. . . ?
>>123717350
FUCK!
>>123717061
That fowl is a damn liar! I'll roast that bastard for spreading such slander.
>>123717301
May I touch you?>tfw desperate for the touch of a highlander tranny
>>123717397
I said get in line!
>>123717437
are you on balmung...
>>123716702
dork rotation is also pretty brainless tho, lets be real
like if the class didn't have the mp bar it would be 2.x pld boring
Daily reminder xivg,
drive drunk, live fast, get money, die young.
>>123717420
how much for a turn with those handlebars?
>>123717079
They really made the jumbo cactpot too accurate to real life lotteries.
>>123717763
Yeah. . .
sulnera
>>123717880
Don't be gross, Anon.
>>123717868
No, no, no, no, NOOOOO!!!
Don't do ANY of those thing's, it's WRONG!
Well, maybe get money...Then you can buy me stuff.
>>123717868
I don't have any plans on doing the first two, but having some money wouldn't be bad.
>>123715286
same desu
>>123717316
If you want to just get clears for 1 & 2 don't do it through a static, you can pretty reliably PF it especially with most people being overgeared
Just make a pf that says something like "A1S weekly clear, no previous clear necessary just know the fight" and you will be fine. Do the same for A2S.
>>123718145
we should trade h@s and p@s
>>123717397
Who are you, anon. . .?
Why do you talk like me. . .?
Why're you posting questions I ask myself. . .
You're scaring me. . .
>>123717397
stuff like three bananas in your pants
>>123717301
Of course. Just saying that she would probably appreciate a foot rub. Looks like a hard working woman.
>>123718238
sure m8
>>123717397
>>123717573
>>123718493
>>123718632
just pm me ingame
>>123716458
freak
Whats the best glamour for dark knight and why is it the tincan
>>123718803
are you a qt girl?
>>123718950
Whoa, looking a bit top-heavy there, canny.
>>123718793
come to The Bench
>>123719302
Sorry I'm at work, maybe next time anon.
>>123711530
oh hey a fellow exodus person
>>123719618
drat
>>123719714
Hi. There's a few of us here.
>>123719140
What other type of can would I have, anon
>>123719817
its hard making friends on exodus
Why is it so hard to make a decent looking elezen?
>>123720557
Why're you complaining? You succeeded.
>>123720479
Is it? I lucked out joining an FC then. Used to be in Eclipse until it imploded from drama. Few of us made our own fc.
>>123720557
because they're all disgusting
>>123720706
I'm in a FC with like 10 people
I could leave since no one plays and the leader ignores me, but I don't want to because I dedicated too much time and effort trying to make it big. Also I was one of the first people in the fc.
Now I try looking for a LS or something I can chat with people in but most people are quiet
>>123720895
That sucks man. You'd think it would be easier on a server like Exo that's marked as high pop.
>>123721046
thats what I thought at first since it took me hours to go into exodus, but now not that many people play for some reason
Ul'dah is a wasteland here
>>123721251
Limsa seems to be the most active town.
Speaking of wastelands, what's up with this thread being so dead
Diadem is terrible pls save me
>>123721351
It's Saturday, do you expect everyone to be sitting at home with their dick in their hands?
Is it me or is Couerl not really active?
>>123721351
people are probably playing
>>123721475
so leave and don't join it?
>>123721554
Fc needed me to go in and i'm hanging around for the eso.
might as well fuck up a dino
>>123721491
Maybe not EVERYONE...
where's Trachraet???? i gota unlock pharos sirius hard i looked at coords and hes not there
>>123716980
It did not go.;_;
>>123717783
Its not so bad. It's a step up from PLD 1-2-3 and WAR Triple Cleave.
>>123721676
DUMBass
>>123721734
Waking sands I believe
>>123721351
cause everyone's getting turnt
>>123721956
Rude ;;
>>123722262
sry anon but you shouldn't do things u hate so much in a video game!!
>tfw when erping with one person in-game, and two others on separate skype chats and none of them have any idea
Too easy, mates.
>>123722730
I'm sure they know you're doing other things. Unless you can reply to all 3 quickly. Then I assume you're a 1 sentence shitter.
>>123722730
Wish I could do this. My post times are way too slow.
It's a little quiet in here.
Can we post cute male elezen to lighten things up?
Have you found your boy love, /xivg/?
>>123723246
elezen deepthroats a huge shaft.webm
>>123723246
>>123723260
{/yes}
>>123723260
I've found someone that constantly sends and asks for dickpics.Then makes fun of my 3 incher whenever I send one...
>>123723134
they're all really slow honestly, sometimes they take 5+ minutes to type 2-3 sentences
>>123723260It's complicated...
>>123723489
They're e-fucking other people too
Houselanders
>>123723679
>Tfw take 5 minutes to type up like 3-5 sentences
>>123723489
If I ERP with you, I'm glad you're doing other stuff, anon. I feel so guilty about my post times;_;
>>123723805
PLEASE share your lalagf!!
>>123723805
>>123723260
>tfw found myself a big daddy roe
>>123723426
Is that a r..
>>123723808
>tfw whenever I erp I fire up mario maker and play that while waiting
>>123724336
>tfw no roe bf
Share him???????
>>123723260
elezen for cutest boys
>>123724810
>cute boy
>a famished Ecuadorian
pick one
>>123724715
>tfw I watch LP videos while waiting for a response
>>123725085
>tfw I shitpost on 4chan while waiting for a response
I finally got FF14 working on my shitty desktop (I was playing on my PS4). Unfortunately, it still lags pretty badly. Anyhow, can i run the Rebornbuddy bot even if the game itself is laggy or will it just fuck up?
>>123724737
N-no...
wingedc@
>>123724810
>stockholm syndrome
Thread is dead. Let's talk about controversial /vg/ topics.
Who's your favorite avatarfag?
