>Seasonal Event: Final Fantasy XI: The Maiden's Rhapsody:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2015/The_Maidens_Rhapsody/
>Patch 3.1: As Goes Light, So Goes Darkness:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/6707e4bc0ca533c1a2cb12155fc91d884c6b6a84
>Patch 3.1 OST
https://mega.nz/#!yE9hhTiI!VPYZj59LUh1liUm3J_vmLghVJB8iL8KmBvNg3i10bf8
>Patch 3.1 Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkRTO7co_Yc
>Resources, guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/pMqHMBbc
>Previously on /xivg/!
>>123512085
First for Lalas!
>>123542076
...need to be thrown into a pot and simmered for 8 hours.
>>123542076
Please remake the thread.
cute catboys etc.
>>123542076
I've already had my fill of potatoes...but I'll mash another.
Duskwights are the TRUE Elezens!
konbanwa
>>123542284
ohio
>>123542174
>lewd lala op threads
no, it attracts the most idsturbing kinds of people.
c@s with claws
>>123542284
What flat toes and angular knees you have.
>>123542174
is my thread bad..
>>123542394
dont you have sleep to get before youget trampled to death by customers
>>123542401
thanks, they're actually the same as everyone else's
>>123542417
please/petme
>>123542457
Yes, but whereas everyone else hides them, you show them off with great pride.
When will Monks get blindfolds and glaives?
>>123542394
Au with Ras.
arent there caster claws like that?
ok so i got CUL to 50, what's next for crafting? should i get the rest to 50 or go straight to 60? i'd like to start making some money but only some of the high quality food i made so far sells
>>123542380
How about a qt Lala thread?
xth for 3.15 when
>>123542523
>but whereas everyone else hides them
not so sure about that, looking around idyllshire and ul'dah.
>>123542523
>everyone
>>123542603
Get all classes to 50, you'll need all cross class skills to HQ shit
>>123542618
looks like this crop is blighted. burn it down.
>>123542643
december
>>123542668
fug i don't know if i have the money to do that
>>123542532
Glaives? Never.
>>123542603
CRP for byregot's
Are the 3.1 story quests any good? It's the first patch I can remember that didn't have a dungeon or trial associated with the story, so the motivation to do it isn't there.
nth for levicouple races by accident
{Oops!}
>>123542459{/pet}
>>123542729
Muh Deamon Form...
>>123542741
ty...........
>tfw no futa highlander friends
>>123542741
that elezen looks like the drag queen on american horror story
>>123542805
>implying I have any friends
>>123542805
Are you on balmung?
>>123542757
This is Final Fantasy XIV.
>>123542849
Yes.
>>123542849
Harp stop it
>>123542831
cause i am
What ever happen to that anon that was going to do stream the bench?
CUNT
>>123542998
he LIED
would be an extremely boring stream anyway, idk what people expect
>>123542968
I'm not Harp...
>>123542284
お元気ですか
>>123543051
Jita stream flashbacks.
>>123543090
Claire, why are you so lewd?
>>123543114
whats that
>tfw standard touch failures cost me 2 HQ turn-ins
>standard touch and not the 2x hasty touches without steady hand
What the fuck kind of bizarro bullshit is that?
>>123543114
What exactly happen?
>>123543051
I've got nothing going on as of late, I might pick that upI'm already there all the time, not doing anything..
>>123542724
Take it slow and get your DoLs up while you wait for leves to refresh and sell the materials you're gathering if they have sell value like silver, mythril and electrum ore. 1-50 BTN isn't that great.
But yea you'll need lv 50 carp for byregots blessing, bsm for ingenuity, arm for rapid synth (not used that much but nice to have around), gsm for piece by piece and innovation, ltw for waste not, weaver for careful synthesis II and alch for comfort zone (and tricks of the trade). Byregot's blessing can be somewhat replaced by byregot brow but while the carp one can be used anytime, the one you get at every lv 51 class isn't bad but you're forced to only use it during good/excellent conditions.
listen here nerds
where are the sluts A T
also the video games. still lf leveling buddy~
>>123543053
who are you...
>>123543130
I don't see what's so lewd about asking if someone is doing well...stopping for now
>>123543307
What's your name, ese?I want to know to avoid it when you're there.
>>123543356
They call me, Prah
Probably an unpopular opinion, but the Aery is my favorite leveling dungeon to tank and heal.
>>123543391
You know exactly what I'm talking about.
>>123543517
same to be honest family
xth for shirtless au ra bois
>>123543638
cats instead imo
>>123543707
shut up pooptel!!!!!!
>>123543707
{same}
>>123543707
where's the food bitch
Who /callsdpsoutwhilehealing/?
Fucking retard BLM just sitting in every AOE in Sohm Al on Tioman, I let him die after the fourth.
>>123543906
what a badass... marry me plz
>>123543949
OK but you gotta pay
but seriously, what makes every BLM think he's god's gift to DPS when he's not breaking 400 in i130 gear?
>>123543864
absolutely
>>123543906
I stopped caring a long time ago. If they suck i just make up for the lack of their dps with mine.
>>123544052
heaven..!?
>>123543906
I just let them die on the 3rd timeand keep them dead
>>123543393
Best of luck with that, my friend.I'm not doing it immediately, and I have to test it out and see how it plays. Best case scenario, I don't do it at all.
>>123543978
Yeah I always hated healing them (and still hate healing certain ones), then I leveled the job and wound up liking it. Sometimes you just gotta stand in shit, and sometimes the healer can easily keep you alive, but you can't really call them out if you take a risk and die.
Never5get.
>>123544076
Yeah, that was my standpoint. He also dropped comets like a retard. My DPS at the end was about 20 points under his at the time he died.
>>123543906
>doing a dungeon with lots of required group heals
>Dark Destroyer, I shit you not, the Black Mage accompanies us in this journey to the boss
>doesn't avoid any of the AoEs
>refuses to get closer to the group so I don't have to AoE heal the rest and then single heal him seperately
Fuck you, Dark Destroyer.
>tfw still haven't done any of the new expert dungeons
man i have no drive to do that shit
>>123544291
This is prejudice against roosters!
>>123544396
They are pretty fun
I think leveling in vanilla wow was faster than leveling your first class to 60 in this game
>>123544360
>doing thordan ex
>always medica II on center before 1st set of divebombs so hot has time to top people off before double knights
>blm is always out of range
>>123544481
It wasn't
>>123544360
I just did an Aery where the MNK never dropped his tether and stood in the puddles on Gastycus or whatever.
I don't wanna talk abot Nidhogg.
>>123544163
Like, a small AOE is fine, but when he eats the initial meteor, then all the line AOEs and the circle AOE...
>>123542076
<3
>>123542380
wow rude
appreciation for cute things is not wrong
>roll 98 on lesser panda
>DRG who did 198 dps through Nidhogg wins with a 99
>>123544396
the sets are really nice though, and arboretum even drops a cute minion. not sure why they didn't add one to pharos sirius hm as well though.
>>123544481
>tfw feeling the urge to play wow again even though i know wod is crap
>>123544481
It really wasn't.
And that's not just 'cause I was like 15 in 2005 and got distracted exploring shit.
>>123545096
I really like the caster set. Top cute.
>>123544481
looool no.
especially because in vanilla wow monsters were actually reasonably threatening, especially if you were a non-pet class.
Maybe if you were powerleveling yourself fast and knew where all the quest shits were and didnt have to thottbot/allakhazam anything.
>>123545096
WoD's on sale. It's BAD, but the leveling is good and it's worth the price.
>>123545096
Minion should have been a Rose Garden desu
should i bother even using gauss barrel before i get 54?
>>123545209
yeah i spammed those dungeons over and over to get the full caster set, took ages for the top to drop
>>123545234
i already have wod and played a bit at the start, just never did blackrock foundry or hellfire citadel
>>123545293
no way, the korpokkur is adorable
>>123545356
You don't know SHIT about minions.
I would like to order 1 puttel bf
>>123545418
are u telling me that this isnt the cutest lil moss ball thing u have ever seen
>>123543340
i'll level with you but i'm not a slut
>>123542565
Darklight Claws of Casting/Healing.
>>123545478
order for table number table 3
>>123545728
that's fine haha
I just can't stand the idea of leveling 50-60 by myself. I hate doing anything alone in this game. and i've wanted ninja for a while
i am assuming you are on gilg
i am also assuming you knew i meant 50-60 and not 1-60
if not i am sorry
>>123545770
possible to solo farm unsync'd?
>>123545828
do u wanna play the gam 2gether?
Can we get some perfect elezen in here?
>>123546042
u first
>>123545998
Casting, yes. Healing, no, because the first boss of Lost City requires at least two people for the devour.
>>123545868
no to all of the above
sorry kid, nothin' personnel
>>123546042
>>123546035
ya sure
who you
>>123546123
go away rosette
>>123546134
random dude
we should meat
>>123546142
is that a fucking tranny
>>123546109
Life is hard.
Can my retainer bring back those? I've only gotten right side Darklight gear from 'em.
>>123542741
Don't worry, I'm sure you won't be in another day or two.
>>123546042
There are no perfect elezen, because they are tainted by the fact that they are elezen.
>>123546229savage..but maybe true..
>>123546042
Hey that's me!
>>123546178
ok :)))))))))
>>123546261
not trying to bully, just being honest . .
what's the longest you've gone without using a fantasia recently, anyway ?
>>123546042
Stop fucking creeping and breathing down peoples necks Ghost I swear to h*ck I will chop your shins off.
>>123546330
mm, week or two?
the longest ive ever had lasted months, but that was back on balmung. my fantas have been lasting longer lately but i dont post my avatars much anymore
>talking to someone
>they are being sickeningly cute
>kinda dig it
meh
>>123546110
you know what that hurts me
>>123546357
>implying you don't love the attention
Hope everyone had a nice thanksgiving and isn't feeling overstuffed right now.
>>123546414
What are examples of them talking cute?
>>123546357
Creeping I may be, but I do not breathe down necks. I maintain a respectably close, sexually-charged distance from perfect elezen.
>>123546432
friendly facade
>>123546515
People can't be nice on the internet, right?
>>123546547
seems more like they just wanted to post a selfie
>>123546407
I mostly control my fantasia urges by just fantasia-ing my retainer instead, since the reason I usually fantasia is just to see what my new gear looks like on my old characters.
Been clean for over 2 months now . . .
>>123546306
ok buddo
where your fc house at
>>123546589
thats pretty smart, i actually do that with my house's male retainer, i havent been femroe ever since i fantad my retainer into one too so thats helpswhat doesnt help is doing commissions for fantas
>>123546495
Just the typical silly sickly sweet type of cuteness you probably see a lot. The emote-y kind.
I don't know why but I'm digging it right now
>>123546665
I used to pay for mine the same way I paid for my sub, but my dota2/tf2 money has gone the way of the dodo since stopped playing both games a looong time ago.
>>123546764
gaylol
>>123546764
GAYUHHH
>>123546515
Geez anon, I was just trying to be friendlyand make it sound as lewd as possible.
>>123546665
>doing commissions for fantas
Which flavour do you like? I'd like to get my girl drawn.
>>123546764
softyspeed
>>123546432
thanksgiving was excellent, i like your glamour
>>123546821
>>123546861
yes
>>123546879
i am fucking
unbelievably soft
once you get past the wall of thorns
nobody ever gets past the wall of thorns i am bursting from within
>tfw someone even steals your face
We need more facial options and character creation options in general. Maybe when they drop the Piss3.
>>123546879
>>
Well you managed to fuck that up.
>>123546990
my true mentor
my guiding moonlight
>>123546990
>yoshi adds mogstation exclusive faces and body sliders
please look forward to it
>>123546883
Does that mean you want to go to a private area and check under each other's skirt?
>>123546985
You should write a poem about that.
>>123547041
>>
I'm not sure about what you're trying to say.
>>123546879
i've blown so many loads to megumi, i may be sick, help
>>123546990
Put on a mask. No one can still your face when you don't have one.
No one ever cared who I was before I put on the mask.
>>123547158
>15 dollar package for all new faces and sliders for every race
who am I kidding, I'd buy it. I don't care if it's shitty korean grindship MMO practices. ARR is my favorite dressup game that also has some combat.
>>123547159
i'm intent on keeping that border between
my center and
your edges
but i erupt beneath my skin
and reflect inward until life's
light cannot escape
i dunno how to format
>imma learn ya how to play swords
>>123546879
>flavour
orange or strawberry? idk
>>123547505
>SAM introduced
>you fight Ravana 1v1 for your level 60 job quest
>cut off all of his arms, he gains new abilities as he loses arms
>you end up doing some like super anime butterfly cut shit and end him
RULES
OF
NATURE
>>123547573
The best part of Samurai would just be the fucking animations the class would have. I want a dash attack that puts you behind the enemy.
I'd still rather have a hammer-user though.
>>123547573
>SAM revealed
>30-50 will be the fall of the Samurai
>50-60 will be you, tom cruise, as the last samurai
>>123547661
And what about 60-whateverthenewcapis?
>>123547657
Inquisitor. It's like a paladin, but cool.
>>123547657
inb4 it's all fucking quick draw shit where you have like NIN mudra combos to unleash like super fast 4 slash attacks or something
as long as it isn't a tank honestly, I want a sword wielder DPS class.
>>123547661
>level 50 quest
>all your doman friends have died protecting you
>you kill the big bad with your quest friend's sword or some shit
>you drop your helmet on your quest bff's chest
>the last SAM
>>123547754
>60-? Will be you reviving way the of the Samurai with your master, Ken-sama
>>123547573
>not Yojimbo
>>123547761
I kind of like having all the sword wielders be tanks. It incentives people to play the role.
>People here suck Ayase's dick because he got a lucky A4 parse
>Nobody ever says a word about Blackcat
What gives, bros? Or do you only give notoriety to the characters you want to have e-sex with the most, rather than who is actually the best?
>>123547880
But I've already leveled PLD and DRK to 60 'cause I like swords.
Some people just wanna cut shit up, man.
Hey guys how do I become an ebin?
>>123547657
Prepared to drop everything for a hammer dps class.
>>123547926
calm down blackcat
>>123547926
are you kidding me i regularly say he's the best blm in the world if it ever even comes up in passing
i adore blackcat nohomo
>>123547945
lots of character screenshots
>>123547945
This should give you an idea.
>>123547926
>>123547991
>having to live in someone's shadow this hard
i feel for him desueven though savage parsing at this level is entirely about catering to specific players at this point
>>123547926
I realize that people have like 20 ilvls on me and are a LOOOOOOOT more skilled than I am but I cannot fucking fathom doing almost 1800 dps, jesus christ.
i think ill just stick to paladin . . .
>>123548085
But I don't know any of those people. I want to be popular.
lf a cute monk boy to "open my chakras"
>>123548213
You don't have to.
Look at all the similarities.
This is what people respond to, in a good or bad way.
>>123548192
skill comes in but it's basically >>123548097
If somebody doesn't have a group with the capacity to solo heal A1, or DPS hard enough to kill A1 before the first jump, they flat out have zero chance. And then you have to consider the AST feeding him every card. It's comparable to calling everyone on the planet shitters because the #1 A3S parse is a BRD without actually considering how that number was achieved.
>>123548227
Server?
I can teach you how to open all 5 chakras
>>123548227
i can open ur heart chakra...
>>123548372
He said monk not skunk
lf erp
>>123548406
sorry...
>>123548434
whisper me, p'roci tia
>>123548434
Educational role play?
I can teach you about the Qing dynasty and how they came to be and what were the long-term effects on China after they came into power...
>>123548306
Oh yeah, I'm an idiot, I didn't realize you could funnel AST cards and shit to people and probably trigger raid CDs like litany and trick attack to benefit from them. That sounds kinda fun to do.
Back in the WoW day I used to do all sorts of bullshit to try to hit big DPS so I could dickwave trade chat. Dumb shit like having rogues TotT me w/disc priest spellhaste buff, i forget its name. Doing lots of damage is worth being at 99% aggro threshold.tfw could never tryhard again in my life even if i wanted to.
>>123548596
it's all my group does anymore, we take turns each week funneling cards to a different job because it's silly to see how much damage a job can do even if it's getting catered to
it's not to say blackcat is bad or even touch on that person-vs-person dickwaving, but it's not something that you should compare one player to another over
>>123548473
>>123548579
>tfw you thought someone how to ERP yesterday then theyfucked your face like a beast
well worth it
real nigga hours
/who up/
>>123548473
spuki ur cute
would you travel to the stars with me? just us two and the infinite cosmos around us...
>>123548568
No
>>123548725
>still no skin tone
>>123548741
it's passed rnh my friend.
>>123548760
been there already lad
>>123548725
But did you also teach them about the ancient Kingdom of Ethiopia and how it stayed independent while surrounded by muslims and later european powers too?
If not then you are doing a bad job.
>>123548692
why must u laugh at my suffering?
>>123548746
sounds cool beans
>>123548746
No oxygen, or heat, or radiation shielding...
>>123548859
I can't get off to that
>>123548784
>still no ERP
>>123548882
What's a little radiation when you're already pure cancer?
>>123548882
red don't ruin the beautiful moment with your logic and your smug face
>>123548890
>still no CC room in balmung
>>123548596
>Back in the WoW day I used to do all sorts of bullshit to try to hit big DPS so I could dickwave trade chat. Dumb shit like having rogues TotT me w/disc priest spellhaste buff, i forget its name. Doing lots of damage is worth being at 99% aggro threshold.
>tfw could never tryhard again in my life even if i wanted to.
same here man i just sort of lost it as time went by, a large part of me died when wotlk ended and i miss it everyday as dumb as it sounds.
>>123548725
>"i-it's my first time anon, i've never done this before, i'd be bad at it"
they always fall for it
im on balmung and have no friends
>>123548941
bit rude
>>123548725
I've stalked you multiple times and masturbated to you each time. Will you teach me how to ERP with you?
>>123548741
>up because sleep schedule's fucked
>not makin' dat gil
>capping red scrips instead
Who /suicidewatch/ here
poor little white miqo'te
>>123549009
stop being too autistic to say anything in fc chat (or even join an fc) then
>>123549021
Probablynot
>>123549004
Nah, it wasn't their first time, they just didn't have experience. They did some pretty common mistakes that got fixed almost instantly after I told them about it. They're a delight to RP with now.
>>123548950
better give yoshi that balmung entry fee yo
>>123548685
>>123548958
>tfw got mch to 60 and ran savage on it the next day doing embarrassingly low damage for the sake of a mnk parse
worth it desu
>>123549087
Why not?
>>123548741
motherfucker it is 6 am in what world is it real nigga hours
don't fucking say west coast either everyone knows west coast doesn't exist and everything in between doesn't matter
Late xth for bored hyur
>>123549297
oh shit stephen hawking
>>123549297
oh god he looks so sad
>>123549346
you mean stephen king you idiot
>>123549297
And I thought female Au-Ra looked like downies...
>>123549346
>>123549372
>>123548958
I got that way with every game though desu. I even tryharded and got competitive in casual games like tf2 and league of legends. Nowadays I just want to fuck around and have fun though, and don't worry about being the best, as long as I'm not dragging my group down.
>>123549297
have a bored elzn
>want to get to 60
>exp feels slow because everybody is asleep and im running alone
>>123549297
Is it really him...
>>123549393
That is so damntrue.
>>123549425
>saeha_mugen_taking_a_load.jpg
>>123549530
why
>>123549427
i just like to have now too now but the small ember inside me refuses to die out, every now and then i get that competitive urge but fades away quickly.
im going to post my character and act cute then ask people if i am cute then if they say yes i will do it again but if they dont i will also do it again but more often and passive aggressively
am i posting right
>>123549639
no, post it and say you're pure then reply to any thirstlords denying their advances
>>123549639
absolutely
>>123549639
and then proceed to alt tab back into erping, asking for items / carries and free sub money,the kage way
>>123549639
Respond to stuff with your character instead
>>123549363
>>123549393
>>123549450
>These carried replies
Not what I expected.
>>123549639
am i qt anon-chan
>>123550034
maybe
>>123550034
who is that cute boy?
does he like female midlanders...
>>123550080
asking 4 u right now
im lonely on balmung send friends please i want to have at least one conversation today before i lay in bed and cry
>>123550660
hi how r u
>>123550660
what's ur name pussi
>>123550660
name
>inspired by CG's tomboy to make femboy highlander
>trying a second time before ultimately using her character data
>and failing still
>1/2
>>123550702
Is this skyrim
>2/2
>tfw in fucking love
>>123550660
I bet you're a socially inept faggot who browses /a/ all day.
>>123550702
yeah feel free to just use the data itself, i like >>123550804 but something feels off.
with my tan one it felt like a really passable tomboy, but theres something half-half about yours where you see male features but you still see a woman underneath it allare you using it for a retainer or character? im curious as to what people do w it
>>123550660
Where can we find you?
xivg what else should i get tattoo'd on my face
>>123550969
what a time to be aliveI won 10k yesterday too
>>123550969
Okay, but after the ten seconds for all that passes what else will you do with it?
>>123550678
okay i guess
>>123550682
>>123550687
No ii'll be ostracized by my peers for being a socially inept faggot
>>123550859
this is somewhat correct
>>123550887
name a spot friendo
>>123551056
>getting dicked on kekpots for a week now
Kill me.
Game is dead?
>>123550870
>passable tomboy
I'm having trouble understanding this. I read "passible" I hear 'trans', but then "tomboy" I hear 'woman'.Since I'm in love with Adonis there, I'll probably use your tomboy as a Retainer for him. I plan to make him an ERP alt.
>>123551169
No, just me.
>>123551132
I've been losing MPG for 3 or 4 days in a row now.
>>123551112
Saucer
I don't guarantee you will like me or we will get alongUnless you are that person again that I was rude towards and I don't even remember it
>>123551132
>recently won Warrior of Light after having Zidane forever and spending nearly 1M MGP
>done with gold packs
>getting 3600/10,000 erry day
>mfw
>>123551112
i'll talk to you if you want
i'm just getting my ass fucked in chocobo races
