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Previous Thread: >>123345425
1st for Sport Skins
I wish my mother would have gotten an abortion.
Nth for fuck that upset pussy, have some more smug bitch boy
>>123495253
Hidoi onii-chan why do you hate your imouto?
We smug now?
did somebody say smug?
>>123495442
we pretty /smug/
Welcome to Smuggen
>>123495529
Oh, good. I was just checking.
>>123495305
>he only lives to samefag and post shit pics
your mom should be upset †ßh sµh ƒaµ
>>123495735
>this upset over anime faces
I wish a smug loli would end it all for me.
Bellona a qt!
>Thread condition = terminal cancer
I wonder whose fault it is
I like how smug we all are
>>123496210
>not realizing this is the best the thread has ever been
Kek
Wow. It's getting pretty smug in here.
>>123496272
>we all are
>we
>all
>are
poor fucker
>>123495164
Smug skins when?
Athena is best girl.
Athena model update when, her model looks outdated.
How smug we getting? We rustled yet?
>>123496547
Im still feeling pretty smug desu senpai
I can't help but think that we're getting a little TOO smug.
I think we can get even more smug in this thread
>>123496723
>TOO smug
kek
>>123496723
>Too smug
No such thing.
>>123496737
Engage thrusters!!
I thing we can reach HyperSmug if we just hold on a Little longer!!!
What is going on here?
Remember to keep the discussion on topic.
Smite smugs
This will show all those who oppose our heart of hearts that are filled with the smugness!
someone PLEASE kill anime.
Are there any guardians who aren't shitty OR OP? I just want a average guardian.. Are there any mages that can be built defensively?
>>123497260
All guardians are OP when built defensively and with ethereal staff.
>>123497260
guardians ARE mages built defensively lol
>>123497167
Gotcha my smugga
>>123497428
>>123497329
FUCK! I just want to play and NOT be OP.
>>123497496
Shit kid
>>123497260
some like to pretend scylla is a viable support
>>123497260
Play Zhong then
>>123497496
>He doesn't like being OP
You might as well quit this game, there are about 20 OP gods if not more.
>>123497496
Play Arachne.
>>123497167
>>123497664
Who is this goddess of everything a black man worships?
Palashits are back.
Smugposting is the entire thread.
Season 3 is going to kill Smite with these stupid active changes.
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here. This thread is a graveyard waiting to die.
>>123497908
Red a shit
Purple a best
>>123497993
B-b-but she ain't got no watermelons darnell, now how's a nigga supposed to eat if there ain't no watermelon
>>123497993
Everything from that show is hot, liquid, shit.
>>123498279
You forgot the dripping prolapsed anus
>>123495305
>he unironically enjoys the fact that he will forever remain genetically irrelevant
Weird.
>>123497260
>>123497496
I thoroughly enjoy Kumbha, but his damage is kinda OP.
That being said they need to increase the range on his 2, it's kinda dumb that most CC out ranges it, making it incredibly easy to counter.
Who /bigcums/ here?
>>123498449
>this upset
>>123498449
Please tell us all about your "superior" genes
damn, i've decided to move from lol to smite, and why are supports so fun and well designed in this game? xing tian, khepri, athena and aphrodite are really fucking fun compared to league..the role as a whole is just so good
>>123498646
right here buddy
>>123499062
If you want a support that stand in people face ruining their life combo-ccing them and doing pretty good damage try Kumbhakarna and Bacchus.
If you want a more defensive one try Geb, he's currently top 2 best support besides Athena.
>>123497146
>>123498990
well first I don't have shit bird genes that give me shiny faggot feathers to be seen from miles away by all the fucking predators of my specie
>>123500250
But your species has black people.
>>123500250 yeah >>123500408 is right. Your species holds all them niggers. At least smug anime girls don't have black people. Smug anime girls are pure
>>123500363
>>123500408
>>123500656
what is your level of education you samefagging sad shit kid ?
>>123500740
GED and 2 years of college.
http://smitedatamining.com/smite-pts-datamining-japanese-god-ne-zha-ravana-new-skins-season-3-items-actives-more/
ACTIVES
ON
REGULAR
ITEMS
>>123500740
Probably more than yous
>>123500865
What item will be beads so that literally everyone builds it.
>>123498924
>>123498990
>typical responses I anticipated
Oh well. I'm not mad at all, I just feel sorry for you.
>>123500984
>I'm not mad
K
>>123500984
pshhf nothing personell kid.
>>123500865
You are late and they already said it's just one thing they were testing in their dev client. stop being a gullible redditard.
>>123500876
how many chromosomes you have ?
>>123500983
Who knows, who cares. Aegis is on a magical item now, maybe Beads will be physical only. This is marks the end of Smite, boys.
>>123501116
Probably more than you
>>123501115
Nice source, faggot.
>>123501274
>he actually admits being a retard
ok It's all I wanted to know
>inb4 pretending maximum damage control
>blonde bellona never ever
:(
>>123501421
>>123495081
>Already a new Khepri Skin
>Lady gaga skin for Aphro instead of Nox
>Hey, another demon skin and is for Serqet
What's going on with Hi-rez art direction team?
>>123501462
>Goatfu never ever
>>123501632
When will aphro get a good skin.;-;
>>123501421
>Says he's not mad
>still continues to get baited
>>123501558
reported for hate speech
>>123501719
I like Beach babe.
>>123501797
I would like beach babe if she had a beach umbrella and not a fucking full sized shove
>Slams on ground and opens during back off
>hirez PLZ
>>123501797
It's fine until you look too closely. There's a lot of problems with that skin, they're just pretty subtle.
>>123501421
>>123501116
>>123500984
>not mad at all
>not mad
>>123500983
Everyone should just be able to 'beads' every 2 minutes as a self-active. It's just silly and dumb to keep pretending that mandatory item is 'optional'
>>123502241
>he thinks there's only one person pointing out how pitiful he is ITT
>xing's and khepri's 5th nerf (almost in a row)
Do they seriously only want athena, gen and sobek to be the only guardians people use?
>>123502426
The problem is they don't address the core problem with Khepri and Xing which is that their ults (and khep's grab) are simply OP and need to be reworked entirely, so they keep chipping away at things that don't really matter, due to their refusal to address the real problem.
>>123502426
>sobek
>useable
>gen
>geb
>athena
>not always banned
>>123501706
This just speak loads about the weird shit you are into
>>123504012
>not wanting a qt goatfu gf
What are you? gay?
>>123504012
>Will protect you with powerful, muscular legs
>Fluffy ears and tail
>The important bits are all still there
Literally perfect.
>>123504292
>wanting to fuck a goat
>gay because I don't want to fuck goats
Gayer than your dad I guess
more on-topic smugs please
>>123505791
No smug, only beautiful boy
>>123505791
Happy thanksgiving, /smuggen/
i used to have it but i think i deleted it
does anybody have the image of change's old wedding loading card which had the smug bunny on it, i used to have a closeup of smugbunny
>>123506330
Not the Smitebook anon, but I attempted one. Wanted to do a Nox/Wukong one, but I found no good image so I settled for this.
>all this smug
>nobody posts smuggiest girl
>>123505791
>>123506467
you're a godsend, anon
>>123506494
2/10 needs serious improvement. See me after class.
>>123501632
Hugbug deserves all the skins since hirez keeps nerfing him
He's also confirmed top tier husbano so there's that too
Seven posts before yours.
>>123506740
How would you improve it? Also, is there any good image with Wukong and Nox? I searched everywhere and all I could find was one porn image.
>>123507145
Meant for
>>123506579
fresh new smug
>theres no smug anhur images
i need images of smug bestcat :(
>>123507806
Well there's this.
>>123507996
forgot all about that
Looks like smitten
>>123508356
>that /vp/ shitty meme
why
>>123507806
>Anhur
>bestcat
Not even close
>>123508438
Ok, thanks for the info. I guess that idea is out. I will have to find something with a different goddess and a completely different setting.
>>123508794
bastet is close to anhur
but anhur will always be best cat
>>123508540
You mean 1/3 of smitten.
>>123506494
I like it.
>tfw haven't made one of these in like 4 months
This was fun
>>123509329
>posting it in the paladins general first
>>123509378
Go away!!
Who
>>123509329
Not too bad, but why is there only 1 Smite porn crop?
>>123509329
Nice mix of lewd, lore, and laughs. Nice job.
/Anhur/
>>123509640
anhur a best
here
>>123509498
I dunno, I wasn't thinking about it so much as just getting the faces
>you'll never bend katixxia over while she's cosplaying redstar athena
>>123509840
You should at leas have had the classic Ne Zha one. >>123509468
boys?
>>123509981I have too many Ne Zha pictures
>>123510280
God I can't wait for his remake or whatever.
>>123510280What you need is more webms of Ne Zha
Glorious Nippon gods when?
>>123510436
who is this sexy beast and when can i get a picture of anhur fucking them
>>123510393
>"Hello? Police? I've just witnessed a rape."
>>123510393
>bad game design though
>>123510393
>LHOG's mic was lit up that entire time
>"shit fuck fuck shit ass goddamn please no no fuck"
>>123502241
Man green coat Lupin aged like milk
>>123511720
Eh, barring some of the fantastic shit like Fujiko Mine, Lupin's never been a particular looker.
That image title...
http://hactho.deviantart.com/art/Godly-Women-with-Big-F-ckin-Swords-574620400
>>123512293
>big thick blades ready to penetrate
>>123512183
Part 2 aged like fine wine for me
I watch that shit all the time
>Assault
>Enemy team tower humps 5v4
>Congratulating themselves in post lobby
Now I remember why I left
>>123513609
just freeze the wave and block them off from getting exp.
>>123502738
You do know sobek got buffed 3 times in the past 3 months. He's a fantastic solo lane, and nigh unkillable unless jungle and mid gank him.
>>123513914
we'll i mainly meant in the support slot anyway.
>>123513368
Oh it's all top-tier animu for sure, I just meant that it's always been very style over pretty animation.
>>123508438
>I was a wimp before anchor arms!
>>123506494
It's okay. Not save worthy, though.
>>123512293
>No Nemesis.
>"Get in Curse, anon."
>I've told you guys that I don't have curse and I don't want it.
>"Well, just get it."
>This happens every time I enter a party.
>>123516050
Maybe you should fucking get curse. The whole reason you okay with a party is to be in curse together.
>>123516050
look fucko it takes litterally 5 seconds to install it and you don't even need to talk.
you miss out on alot of plays and shit just because, you aren't in curse.
and guess what it annoys everyone.
>>123516191
No, that's what being in a clan is for to party up. I don't like talking on voice chat.
>>123516318
>It annoys everyone.
I know of one guy it annoys, and I'm sure it's you.
>>123516418
What's your IGN so I never party up with you?
>>123516050
Makes me glad that I mostly play with people who just use mumble like sane human beings.
>>123516418
i'm pretty sure its not cause i haven't played recently.
How do I fix this shit?
Repairing won't do.
>>123516675
Reinstall. Stop trying to mod your cheats in.
>>123516838
But if I don't get 20 ranked wins, dad's gonna put his pebus in my butt
>>123516838
Never tried to mod anything, it started giving me this error after I used Malwaresbytes to remove some shit.
>>123517126
So you knowingly removed bits of code and you're surprised it broke it? Reinstall, you fucking idiot.
>>123517236
Of course not from Smite itself you nigger, I just run a generic scanner while trying to remove a shit addon from my browser, the ones that autoinstall and change you default search engine and shit.
I guess Malwaresbytes also removed something from Smite God fucking knows why, but trying to repair gives that everything is in order so at least the game files are ok.
Should be a launcher error, reinstalling everything for just a launcher error seems overkill.
>>123517578
Well, you're beyond help. You've been given your answer multiple times, take it or leave it. I'd just uninstall if I were you, Smite is dead soon anyways.
>>123517578
Why don't you just learn to read shit when you install applications instead of just clicking through as fast as you can you fucking retard.
I hate the new mastery skins.
i want my gods to be gold and shit not fucking flesh and cloths.
anyone can do that shit, only gods can be made of gold and still move.
fucking hirez, stop ruining smite, give the game to other developers please.
>>123518885
you're joking, right
you can't have taste this bad
please, tell me you are joking
let's talk about bellona builds
we'll start by talking about things that baddies do
>use her abilities
bellonas abilities are all trash, except for the dash on her 1 and the neglible heal on her 3, and her ult. using bludgeon is almost always a bad idea, it's better just to auto attack outside of wave clears.
>build cdr
because bellonas abilities are trash, you shouldnt ever build cdr.
>build tank
this is retarded
>build bruiser
slightly less retarded
>not building deathbringer on all gods
nigga what are you even doing
>not building heartseeker
y not
>>123519286
>mfw this webm is clearer than my actual game
feels bad man
>>123519007
His favorite skin is probably golden hun batz
>>123519286
Boy this all looks like a wonderful idea, and look at all that damage you're doing! Trying this out now!
>>123519442
np man, glad i could help
>>123519442
Is the other guy baiting or does he not realize he's hitting level 1 Odin that has 0 items
>>123520345
There's a picture of Tom shooting himself in the head, yes it's in all seriousness.
>See that Inuki announcer pack thing
>Google because dunnowhothefuck
>They're some englishman or something putting on
For what purpose. I was hoping they'd at least sound like a cute boy with that picture and name.
>>123520564
So that dude is actually fucking serious? Sorry I know I'm a little slow but I just can't fathom why he thinks it's a viable build because of jungle practice
>>123520638
Ne Zha announcer pack when?
>>123520003
how do i do this?
i've been meaning to do some damage tests to find the perfect build for a few gods.
>>123521250
Don't do this. Your best bet is to try it in casuals against real opponents who level and counter build and react.
>>123521796
no its fine.
whats a adc gonna build? defense?
Any admins for the NA clan on?
>>123522545
Your business?
>>123522691
looking for an invite.
I do all gametypes.
Not a shitter
>>123522691
They keep banning Tyr in customs and I want them banned
>>123522772
post name and region
>>123522860godlesstyrant
NA
Friendly reminder that clan officers will search through the thread for anyone who wants an invite. There is the control-f function; we know how to use it. You don't need to check if an officer is online first.
>>123523053
no you don't lefthandofgod you blind old ass nigger.
>>123523183fuck off copper you newfag
reminder that the NA guild is literally shit, while the EU guild had the top ranked league player in it for months..
>>123523375
Fuck you dad. I'm gonna go rub cum in your eyes
>>123523438
and somehow still manage to be irrelevant
bravo
>>123522189
this nigga knows what he's talking about
>mfw people doubt the bellona crit build
no wonder i'm the top ELO player here
>>123523592
you're lucky he didn't have his ult up or that could've gone real bad.
>>123523829
No dude, it's all skill. He is the highest elo. He obviously knew his ult was down and then chose to go in on him
Bologna skin when?
>>123523969
>jumping on a chiron that's 4 levels higher than you and has fire giant buff
>high ELO
>>123524117
>not detecting sarcasm
It's okay man, I hear a lot of kids with autism or aspergers can't tell the difference.
what the shit happened to /smgen/?
im outta here
>>123524534
I guess you're heading back to the reddit?
>tfw no family OP image.
Invite NA
Townshend
>>123525647
did you get banned or something
>>123525856
I left because you guys kept making fun of my builds even though I tried them in jungle practice and they were really good
>>123525021
this is shit
>why would nemesis fall for someone that isnt even in her own pantheon
>artist didnt do a good job expression nemesis as being blind
>>123526316
>>why would nemesis fall for someone that isnt even in her own pantheon
this is how racists think lol
also maybe because you know... half of the people on the greek pantheon are sisters, brothers and first cousins.
>>123526448
Didn't stop Zeus
>>123526576
yes but Nemesis is a pure waifu.
also blind people are not sluts.
>>123525647
Why the name change?If you don't want people to know its you then I won't namedrop you, just wondering.
>>123526736
I don't care
>>123525975
You sound like a little bitch.
>>123528212
Kelly please, I just want to be as good as envy_weak3n, he's my hero
>>123506494
>tfw Tyr would never be degenerate enough to take part in Smitebook
>tfw thred ded
Come back to me Bertha
>community is more cancerous then League of Losers
>dmbrandon is an alright person. it's everyone else who's shit
>Sol and Zeus are broke dick op
>Arena is actually the worst game mode
>I can build whatever I want. Fuck you
>>123531232
Nice blog faggot
>>123531232
Your first implication is already hilariously wrong. Even in low ELO shit, at least the retards in this seem to keep to their Curse or Mumble or whatever pals most of the time. There's been a hundred different situations where if it'd taken place similarly in LoL, I know it'd have turned out some guy and their butt buddies super autisming in all chat for the rest of the match no matter what. There's shitters absolutely, but it's nigh impossible to breach the level of absolute sperglord that LoL has packed itself to the brim with.
Throwing this shit here as well since the Paladins general seems dead. I've managed to pass around about 20 keys in the last 2 days and I got 2 more that are wanting some, but all my pals know I are ded or too lazy.
Someone mind throwing me a key so I can continue spreading the love?
[email protected]
>>123532228
Fuck you, get your own keys. No one answered you in the paladins general because we don't want anymore of your autistic friends you faggot
>>123532359
You having a bad day anon? Wanna talk about it?This is a safe place.
But seriously, nothing wrong with getting the game around as much as possible at the moment, if people stick, they stick, until then inflating the numbers and having fun is just part of it.
Also, when can we expect more Sol nerfs?
>>123531232
>>community is more cancerous THAN League of Losers
Impossible.
>Arena is actually the worst game mode
You don't play boring-mode (Conq) do you?
>Red Hood Hou Yi is 7k fantasy points
>Only skin I actually want for him
>Never available again
>Nevew evew
>>123534635
>not having at least 10k FP
nigga what the fuck, get playing bitch.
>>123534724
I'm at 8k I just need to grind wins.
>>123534724
>All dem points at a rate of 15 per-win
But-but, fuuuucckkkkkk.
>>123525021
The one thing that family has in common is that they are all shit gods.
>tfw play with the shitter squad and their average ELO drags you down so much you fight these chucklefucks.
<3 you guys.
>>123532228
>>123532793
Added you to the list of people in the pastebin that need a key. There's quite a few right now, so if you want to try avoid waiting for some the best time is asking at 8 AM EST. People get their 3 invites for hitting level 4 at 5 am and around this time people will get the notification that they can invite someone.
>>123532793
Always expect more Sol nerfs.
>>123534983
just grind arena or clash.
>>123516050
Honestly dawg, if I played ranked, I'd install Curse just to not be a dickhead.
You know what surprises me, when the E-Sports happens and they are like, "lets cut to what the teams are saying!" I'm surprised not one of them screamed "GET RAPED YOU NIGGERFAGGOT!" whenever they get a kill
I wonder how triggered the casters would be?
>>123535462
>that ravana using the ultimate build
>yet eating shit while using it
>IN ARENA
REEEEEE
Jungle Nox
Mid Hou Yi
Solo Khepri
Support Nu Wa
ADC Ra
New meta.
>>123520003
>implying thats damage.
Pick Mercury, Use Sprint+Inner Power with the Same Build and then come back to me.
>>123534635
>didn't buy the season ticket
>not SUPPORTING ESPORTS
Your own fault to be honest family. I'll be over here enjoying my big guy Hou Yi and Dr Vanus
Should I get black ninja Xbalanque? I got 400-some gems and dunno what to grab.
>>123535972
yes
you may indulge
focus your mind
>>123535894
For this stupid win that probably shouldn't have happened I will draw a shit doodle. Request away!
>>123535893
>soul eater with no crit
>"ultimate build"
>>123536048
aachen here
child play scylla tea party with janus as a butler
>>123536048
Draw Bellona and Nox clashing their main weapons (sword and candelabra) together in a fight to the death
>>123536186
>building crit
>not going 100% attack speed
>not shredding through tanks and everyone alike
in the garbage bin you go.
>>123536359
>attacking tanks with a pseudo-assassin
It's 2015? How are you still making these mistakes? I mean come on. You gotta dive those carries, that's what his ult does.
>>123536506
>you ult the carry
>hit hits you in the face with his crit build
>woah i wonder why i died!
ok
>>123526576
Because Zeus is a slut, that's why.
