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Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
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Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
Previous Thread: >>123430702
reminder that any lan that hires sheever as a caster or analyst is a honeypot lan
>SWNL
>285 days since last hero release
my cukolding girlfriend
So /d2g/ i haven't followed ANYTHING since the majors
whats new in ESPORTS drama?
How does Sheever get invited to stuff.
She hasn't actually improved in like 4 years, she's still awful and seems to struggle to communicate anything, she just repeats the same shit over and over.
nth for Sheever is cute
is saksa pajkats new husbando ?
>>123477404
very little, forced team stability by valve seems to be working
dota a shit
Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.
>>123477453
she is a female and reddit likes her because she is a female
that all really
>TI5 winner at your side
>asks 3k shitters opinions
Fuck sheever
I hope she doesn't get invited to Shanghai too
>>123477510
Uh, m8
>>123477330
It is over 700 day since Oracale was created in wc3.
If the game ported everything back them, Valve would have been dealing with constant whinning for over 700 days.
Maybe it is iceforg holding back Valve release schedule
Wagamama is 7k, let's get him to host events since MMR is all that matters for the job according to /d2g/
>>123477561
i want to smell her hair
>>123477760
waga would be 100000000000000000000000x times better then sheever
>>123477760
>more game knowledge than soe and sheever combined
>was a caster for ti3
sure
>>123477760
>those legs
hnnngggghh
why does dota have such great womennobody fucking mention the monkey
>>123477330
Every hero is already ported and finished sitting in a flash drive at Valve HQ, they'd just rather not release it because they hate the Dota 2 community and just see them as disgusting cattle.
2 8 5 D A Y S
8 5 D A Y S
5 D A Y S
D A Y S
A Y S
Y S
S
Is there a single tier 1 team at this Dreamhack LAN?
>>123477760
would watch, anything will be better than sheever at this point
>>123477912
MFF
Now that Alchemist is meta and that mantarine was proven to be shit at Frankfurt,
which is better:
Solar Crest Blink, or traditional Shadow Blade Basher?
>>123477870GIVE ME BANANA
>>123477912
OG is literally the best team in the world
>>123477502
Did LD really approve of this webm?
>>123477982
I don't like this picture its too flattering for her
anyone else dealing with an infestation of jungling bulgarians in your games today?
>>123478002
Love this meme
>>123477760
But I would prefer Waga over Sheever or that aussie dyke any day of the weak.
>>123478054
he said it was his favorite meme at a tourney a while ago
>>123478067yeah i just dont want any vomit inducing pictures saved on my computer
>>123478120
Also, Cap said his favorite /d2g/ meme was the 'Luna shitter'
>>123478092
It's objectively true though.
What do you guys call this champ again?
>>123478187
>>123477470
More Fwosh please
>>123478249
Because weebs are hiding in shame
>>123478249
Becuase our playerbase is mostly Russian/Peruvians/Pinoy who only care about being able to play the game.
Anything is else in unimportant and secondary
>>123478249
anime shitters killed themselves when secret lost
>>123478341
BadBadFly
>>123478249
because we don't have sniffposters FeelsBadMan
>tfw I almost crashed my car twice yesterday
what should I do to celebrate my continuing life, /d2g/
>>123478493
literally good kelly
>>123477760
>Pleanty of casters have no dota skill and minimal knowledge
So MMR and playing the game doesn't matter
>Loads of dota casters have no communication abilities
So ability to communicate like a fucking human doesn't matter
>Loads of casters know other casters
Ah, the perfect system! Thanks anon you have shown me the light.
Literally anything is better than what we have.
>>123478395
>>123478493
>literal scene slut that WILL end up kekolding you
>people still waifufag her
I mean I kinda get the sheeverfags since she does cute stuff and is pretty much a NEET but fwosh? really?
>>123478584
Uninstall Wizard
>>123478249Remi___the best.
Lan organizers wouldn't spend big money and hire a good analyst for a honeypot lan
thus dreamleague is a honeypot lan since it has a sheever analyst
i'm pretty sure sheever will do any job if you just pay for her hotel and some food
Should I buy age of empires collection? I don't really play video games anymore but I could pretend to
>>123478584
sell the car before its too late
>mfw we could be learning dota and mathematics in school but instead we live in a "modern diverse country full of progress" where we learn about how gender doesnt exist and everyone is equal and 2+2=5 instead
>>123478695
Dota 2
>>123478634
>tfw no giantess gf
>>123478726
Mek is bad on CM
>>123478726
>CM + mek = good
And a new generation of slav shitters clogging up west europe are born
>>123478807
>tfw
>CSGO 4x times bigger than Dota
>Hearthstone bigger than Dota
>Starcraft and Heroes of the Storm closer to Dota than Dota to CSGO
Nice game dotards
rate my meme
>>123477331
my piss-loving gf (also my toilet)
>>123478726
mek is fucking terrible on CM, if you CM actually has the farm for that she should have put it towards a blink or force instead and let someone else get mek
>>123478794
post the rest
sheever is ugly and manly
not even a manlet
>we will never have first for kaidota back
>we will never have BIG DEAL in esports back
>we will never have dendi is the best solo mid in the world right now back
>we will never have quarry posting back
what happened to us
now all we have is gay secret memes and kek posting
>>123478884
>tfw
>>123478884
Did you know valve gave her money to get these dresses?
Apparently all the panelists and casters had to show Valve their outfits and Valve would tell people not to wear what they brought and had a budget purely to clothe the panelists
>>123478942
whats wrong with that dudes dick
he's like a sprinkler
>>123478992
>get banned for me
Nigga, use Google
>>123478937
freaking Epic dude!
freaking LOLd
10/10 if troll
7/10 if copy pasta
>>123479019
source?
>>123479017
hnngghhh
this thread is complete shit
thanks sheever
1-5 shitpost
6-9 play video games
0 reinstall doturd
>19int ES
>>123479134
Her stream a couple of days ago, just look for the vod it was at the beginning before she started playing
everyone is so bad but me
>there are people who like swedes who arent zai
kek
>>123479228
you better not be lying to me you sack of lard
rare sheever lews boys
>>123479393
SPOILER THAT SHIT
>>123478493
WANT FWOSH
>be 3k trash player
>go sf mid
>enemy TA is 5k because he queued with a friend
epic mm valve xd
anyway I'm not here to blog, I want to know: how do I actually become mechanically better?
like. last hitting and shit thats easy, but I want to know how to contest the enemy for last hits. Actual last hit timing skill doesnt help shit when enemy can make his hero better than yours. I want to do that too
why is Cema maxing curse that spell is so bad
What the fuck is going on in this game?
>>123479509
Old
and
busted
janny doing god's work
>>123479509
hey I got a post deleted too
>>123479503
ES doesn't have any spammable spells though so it's really good against him in lane
>>123479509
sheever posters doing nothing but shitting up the thread but they get a free pass
>>123479509
>sheeverposting is allowed
uuuuh no?
>>123479509
How is some nip sperm dumpster Sing shot a few loads into one time in any way relevent to Dota 2?
>>123479509
while we're at it, ban drowposting and wyvernposting as well
actually fuck it. any kid of "-posting" should be bannable, pictures of heroes or personalities add nothing to the discussion
Is XiiTuzi the new fwosh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsPBYDcl_Bs&feature=youtu.be&a
>SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE
Goddamn, had my ass completely kicked by an invoker player. They must have had crazy fast reactions to do the combos they performed.
Wind sceptre to disable.. and then a 3 shot combo of shockwaves, fireball and something else.
>>123479825
That's just the basic Invoker combo, m8
>>123479703
Discuss fucking what? The exact same set of heroes picked in every single pro and ranked game because it's an automatic loss not to pick them? Or nearly the full year since any meaningful update? Or nearly the full year since new heroes? Or the new quality cosmetics? Or the comic we paid $20,000,000,000,000 and waited a year for that was literally homo LoL-tier shit?
This game is a fucking joke
>>123479637
ES has a 5s cooldown spell at 20 mana. it seems like such a waste to me
>only 1 good team
>low tier prize pool
>shit tier production
Is memehack the ultimate honeypot lan?
>>123479814
>Secret get second in the most important tournament up to date
How is this a failure again?
>>123479703
I wish they would just ban everyone to be honest with you family
>>123479825
keybinds
these people are basically robots
>pick -armor fish
>win every time
uh, dotards?
>>123479868
Then get the fuck out of this thread if you hate it so much.
>>123479228
alright you didn't lie to me
>>123479471
you can double wave TA and pressure her but SF doesnt do well in the first few levels especially if your opponent is higher mmr than you
just stack camps and try not to die, at some point you can just double raze the wave and then farm the jungle
>>123479825
>I can't buy BKB
'okay'
>>123479938
Honestly, just range ban anyone who's every mentioned Dota 2
>>123479967
Not everyone on /d2g/ is interested in baiting anon
>>123479926
>in the most important tournament up to date
based undcover eg fan posing as a secret fan
>>123479981
I was dire and actually that brings me to another point
I'm bad at lane-to-jungle rotations, I never know when it's a good time to quit lane and go stack or nuke camps.
>>123479926
ti5 wasnt important?
also they didnt win, you cant spout "SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE" when they lost, no one said it was failure but they lost
Saksa is actually so fucking good
>>123480019
They had invis, and gem, kept killing our wards.
>tfw no womble hero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FhKNBV5FTU
>>123480053
Just shut down 4chan altogether
gg
>>123480172
>This stops you from having and using BKB
'okay'
>>123480053
this is honestly not a bad idea in a non-joking way
>>123480226
neither is this
>>123480172
What does this have anything to do with BKB?
>>123480223
>tfw no soup dragon hero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIw7E-q-flc
Do you guys like
Keepo , Kappa , Kippa , KappaPride or KappaRoss ?
>Pick tiny
>win
I can't wait till 6.86
>>123479945
Do they allow keybinds in "professional" games?
this magnus is garbo
>bo1
why do they keep going?
why don't they just PUT THIS SHIT DOWN
>>123479945
so you can set up invoker keybinds to do say "qwe invoke cast" with only one keypress? similar to csgo jumpthrowing grenades?
guys
I miss our little banana
this game is getting shittier and shittier
>>123480935
>He still plays Dota 2
>>123480812
from what I understand
that "god-tier" pub invoker is just binding "sick" combos to throw into idiots i.e. barely doing anything but having a marginal comprehension of how pub games operate, not any real skill
>>123480739
It's a team of people who were to bad to play on alliance what do you expect
>>123480935
How? This is one of the most balanced patches to date, there's a much smaller difference between what people perceive as a tier 1 hero and a tier 2 hero and people recognize specific picks on certain players now.
What items am I supposed to have as Juggernaut? I did awful and don't know why.
I can't wait for tiny to go into the dumpster next patch
>>123480594
Yes.
>>123480812
>>123481031
No, there's actually a problem with stuff like that now IIRC.
Something about delay for commands not registering and there's no command to stall it properly to make everything go through. Unless someone with a setup Invoker keybind want to prove me wrong.
>>123481031
This is how I view 99% of invokers
>Holy fuck I'm so good look at me throw this 1400 worth of magic damage at a support and kill them wow I'm so good look mom I invoked coldsnap and used Urn pure skill I tell you holy shit that guy walked in a straight line and I landed a sunstrike why am I not 6K MMR??
>THE THROWS
>BAMBOE IN CHARGE OF NOT SECURING AEGIS FOR THE OPPOSING TEAM
>another game decided by RNG
nice game dotards
>tfw tony outdps your satanic
>>123481247
build according to the game, aghs is generally shit
in this game a mom would have been good because they don't have burst
also always make MKB fi you're against pa
otherwise yeah if you're fighting go s/y, if you're farming rush bf
what happened to ppd ?
time for some
THANKSGIVING
dota
>>123481785
Professional truck driver now
>>123481785
rtz killed him for touching his addy.
>>123481695
I thought Aghs was good since it gives you the extra slashes and the smaller cooldown allows you to spam your ult more often for teamfights.
>>123481917
>tfw having a cornish game hen for dinner
feels comfy man
The echos created by echo slam should do damage depending on the max hp of the target creating the echo, so 5 man echo slams are more powerful than 1 hero plus a creep wave, which would reward good positioning/punish bad positioning more
It should be so that if the enemy team groups up they can be rekt, because they should know not to against an Earthshaker
>>123481785
redneck genes starting to manifest
same as fly's jew heritage is starting to reveal his true form
>>123480432
How can people be so unbelievably fucking bad at this game and be well above 4k, is everyone just buying account boosts now for fuck sake.
>>123482001
It's shit
shiiit
You are not a walking ulti
You will rarely win a fight with just one ulti
you are a right clicking carry
build for it
>eaiooehherebbber wombo combo wheahwehher
who invited this guy to talk
>>123482024
>MAKING ECHOSLAM STRONGER
M
A
D
M
A
N
>>123480432
what a depressing atmosphere for a kids show
>>123481917
>tfw browsing /d2g/ from work while getting paid extra to not sit around my extended normie family and feel like shit
>sumail deleted his twitter
when did that happen
Niqua is so awkward
You can't get more Finnish than this
>>123482112
thank for having my back senpai
>>123481917
>ty for the kill :)
>ty for the tower ;)
>ty for the mmr :p
>>123482001
>I thought aghs was good because <Insert what Aghs does>
Gee anon, you're right, Aghs does something for your hero so its obviously good.
Its not like you could have bought almost any other fucking item that would have provided you with a lot more, nope that wasn't an option at all.
MKB, Abyssal, Butterfly, Satanic are all better than Aghs that game.
Time for MFF comeback and win this lan boys.
Can someone post all the he's my favorite trick or treater dota comics ty
Sheever is so anxious and embarrassed that I just want to comfort her and tell her everything's okay.
>>123482409
What do you expect with so many awkward faggots dragging you down
>>123482185
this is literally escapism level shit in northern england
atlaest until you are old enough to find out about opioids.
>>123482381
>>123482409
Nobody wants your greasy cheeto-dust covered hands on them autismo
>>123482381
Sorry I've only got the DSP one. And not sharing.
>>123482480
Go on friend :"^)
>HS beating us in viewers.
It's fucking over.
How much mmr do I need for /dotagf/?
>>123482486
Are you ok?
>>123482143
wouldn't be explicitly stronger, just requires more skill
>>123482645
Minimum 6.2k
>Non-overheating laptops are now a selling point
Waow, basic functionality.
PPD and Synderen are casting the next game so you analysisfags can cream yourselves
>>123482567
>implying memehack has ever been a good dota lan
>forgetting about summer 2013
>forgetting about dreamleague season 2
>>123482519
Pls man I need the laughs
>janitors have a preference to what dota-related waifus are posted
literally a sign of the apocalypse, the whinchester boys must be on the case already by now
>>123482567
How does this RNGfest even have professional players. So they pay for the best cards of course and then hope for lucky draws?
HS honestly seems like the kind of thing were cheating software should be abundant. The little non-random choices you have seem computable by an algorithm.
>>123482381
>>123482924
kill yourself
>>123482893I can't find it, my shit saved off 4chan folder is too big.
>>123482924
>Post non dota related content like Fwosh
>Gets deleted as per the rules
>Whine
?????
Anyone here like Dota 2?
>>123482989
Ty haha
Is there any Dota event where SirActionSlacks doesn't try to brute force his way in with meme videos until he gets invited?
>>123483103
reported
>>123483058
>>123482989
not a fwosh poster bois, no h8
>>123483103
no get out
>>123483120
Why would PPD agree to this, do you think?
Buckle up
>>123483268
Casting at dreamleague? He probably doesn't have anything better to do and is on holiday or whatever.
>>123483268
He gets a FREE vacation.
The way sheever meets OD's eyes...
You just know they fucked.
>>123483349
I can agree he's a mastermid but I just can't like someone with an ego so huge they actually get a gf that looks just like them.
>>123483268
Got nothing better to do I guess
>>123482381
>>123483428
YOU JUST KNOW
>>123477331
gay
>>123478942
hot
>>123483575
ncie thumbnail faggot
>tfw balding
>surrounded by swedekeks
>can't go outside or I'll freeze to death
being ppd ain't that great anymore I guess
>>123483432
>implying fucking the female version of yourself isnt the pinnacle of Alpha.
>>123483268
Next important LAN is in march, lots of free time until practicing
POST MMR GRINDING TUNES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B30Z6x2zKNQ
>>123483572
>>123483575
Haha good stuff ty
Demon truly is the pinnacle of mediocrity.
>>123482381
>Anonymous 11/26/15(Thu)19:48:29 No.123482381
>>123483731
That's not the same girl is it?
>>123483894
ONE WORLD IS MUCH LIKE ANOTHER
>>123483894
I CHARGE AHEAD
will he ever find a good team again?
Is that a fucking bloodstone trophy?
Shit mate, which team will be the first to win a full viable item build
>>123483894
ENDURANCE RUN
>>123483894
QUICK SPRINT
>>123483950
>bad player
>good team
no
>>123483894
ENDURANCE RUN
>invoker gets buffed every patch
>lmao 4 INT GAIN XD
>meme combo with meteor does MILION DMG
>lmao ravage with dissarm
Shitters still want this faggot buffed.
If only you COULD find a girl as fun as Spirit Breaker.
HOLYFUCKING SHIT SHEEVER
>It'd fit in my PC
>>123483950
I honestly think mff's weak link is ar1se.
The mid position should be given to sing.
The problem being sing is probably their best core, best offlaner and best middle.
why are shit players so attracted to sniper and drow?
>>123484191
Invoker's perfect combo doesn't even amount to a slightly fucked up Lina or Tiny combo in damage.
>Sheever talking about taking BIG cocks on stream
how is this allowed
>>123483819
WR maining thursday
https://youtu.be/0mJt5ttZXds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDey_X095-Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcZlwAKMCGc
>>123483886
Hahaha zip zap
>>123484297
They're very easy to lane with, and lowskill players themselves have no idea what to do against them.
>>123484297
>Sniper gets slightly out of hand
>Icefrog nerfs him so hard he's never made relevant even in pubs
I miss Sniperposting guys...
>>123484517
I miss ranged bashgodding more than anything else.
>>123483585
There is absolutely nothing gay about being a kekold. Sure you suck a cock and eat some cum once in a while but it's all for Her pleasure.
>>123484517
>slightly
YOU GOT PEEEPD
>>123483894
Wtf?is that peter's sister?
>>123484630
I miss the times I could enjoy this game and every match didn't make me wish I could genocide the entire human race.
>>123484669
faggot
>>123484719
No, that's peter on the weekends. Please respect his life choices
>>123484389
She's a big girl nothing less than 8x6 for her PC :^)
>>123484517
With the 6.85 buff the shrapnel he has become slightly less shitty, but is still just a shadow of his former glory.
>mff picked miranal
gg
holy shit that brew prediction
thought it was gonna be a drow
>>123484762
Alright...
>Still no pitlord
this game is still shit, I see.
even after all these years.
Reminder that arise has 42% winrate on sf in competitive
>>123484849
I want him to fuck my ass
>go offensive trilane
>feed
ShitShit
>>123485167
Better measure those stats I'd bash your fokken hed in m8
>>123485380
ty :)!~
>>123485356
how come all russian players have qt white gfs while EU/NA settle for generic disgusting asians?
>>>/v/317959053
>their balance rarely affects the game as much as anyone else.
Do people actually believe this or am I getting meme'd?
>>123485380
