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>Game Mechanic Info
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>be bad
>watch anime
>stay bad
>lose
VP with the tease.
>be anime
>watch get
>win good
>bad
If VP miraculously win this. I'll be /csgog/'s human toilet for a day.
>>123469190
losing control of middle ruins ct defenses, and it's basically impossible to hold with the proper t side smokes
>>123469302
gay
>Wake up
>TL got 16-0'd
What the fuck
>>123469427
g-get ready toilet-sama~
reminder to kill yourself
is TSM playing without sound???
>friend told me that i had made free money when it was 3-12
dat curse
Love how Happy and Kyoshima ruined the Eco rounds of many baddies who can't into deagle.
>>123469427
I can't wait to be inside of you anon ^_^
memes only past this point
anime
If TSM win this, I'll be /csgog/'s human toilet for a year.
>>123469852
You didn't need to post this, you were already a shitter.
What a fucking embarrassment of a match from both sides.
>>123469394
what is that thing
>>123469737
>16-13
>TSM barely wins against VP
>"ez skins" in chat
kek desu senpai
>>123469895
how much?
>>123469475
sad cunt
Thanks for the skines slavshits
>literal 10 year olds in the audience
see you guys in 5 hours when the next game starts
>>123470002
envyus vs nip in 40m, anime
>>123469936
0.07, I knew VP won't make it, but odds were a bit too low for TSM
>>123470054
That's a real girl anon, not anime.
>>123469893
political correctness
>he says comms is still bad
theyre all danish
the core three have been teammates for 2-3 years
karrigan has been there for almost 8 months now, cajun was with them in 2012 and for about a year straight now
how are there comms problems
fucking skin gamblers kill any decent bantz for
>how much?
>thnx for skines Xkeks
>>123470195
dont listen to these interviews
>>123470205
H O W M U C H ?
d2g here
lay some dank memes on me 'gogers
>tfw I have pinworms for the 2nd time in a year
fuck this gay ass parasite
what the fuck am I eating to get this bullshit
>>123470356
nys
>>123470408
My great grandma had trichinosis twice because she ate fucking bear meat or some shit
>>123470408
Burn your bed, kill your pets, or stop having anal sex
Fnatic or luminosity?
>TI of CS is on
>dead thread
>dead stream
>dead game
uh, gotards?
>>123470703
>best of 1's
>no one is currently playing
>>123470632
throw a few bucks on fnatic, lg has a new lineup and they won't play as well as they should
>>123470356
>>123470703
i was going to say it wasnt
then i realised this is the highest prizepool we've had ever
and it hasn't moved
reminder that valve basically said csgo is the test tube child for the way the run events and im pretty sure that the dota way is way fucking better
>>123470195
these guys play video games all day long
u think they are thinking on how 2 improve anything but aim?
Guys, I got supreme on eu
Am I got gud?
>activate steam mobile authentication
>next day try it out
>steam on my computer asks me for a verification code from my phone
>go to my phone
>steam on my phone needs to be logged into
>my phone wants a verification code from my phone
there must be something I'm doing wrong
the system can't be that stupid
Reminder to vote for Counter Strike: Global Offensive at The Game Awards, fâms.
http://thegameawards.com/nominees/
You can also vote for your eSports Player of the Year and your eSports Team of the Year.
I recommend you to vote for Olof “olofmeister” Kajbjer and Fnatic, since they are the best in their respective categories.
>>123470982
The truth is:it is
![5d73f6b9ca7c218c96f02bc06042761f[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/x8R0LaF.png "5d73f6b9ca7c218c96f02bc06042761f[1].png")
gotards???????
>>123469267
>>123469305
>>123469306
>>123469364
>>123469394
Neck yourself you fucking losers dipshit braindead niggers.
>>123470982
why not both.meme
>>123471150
You are not an anime living in your mom's attic
You are a meanie bo beanie posting on 4chan.org/vg/csgog
![aOnBK4C[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/OJtjvPw.png "aOnBK4C[1].png")
quick lads, LG or FNATIC?
>>123471212
LG trust me
t. pro bettor not sway
>betting LG
>>123471274
>>123471304
get out of here pedro
>thread dead as fuck
>all 4 people here use up their replies insatnatly for a betting question
literally everyone in this community is addicted to gambling
cs:go is made up of the ex-internet poker players
JW and flusha spotted arguing, I guess there is some unrest in fnatic right now.
>>123471459
Am I the only one here who actually likes to watch CS without gambling?
JW and flusha arguing over who gets the last BBC
>>123471548
>he doesn't at least toss .03 cent skines on matches to make it even more interesting
Anon pls.
>>123471548
yes
>>123471459
No one replied to me getting supreme =[
>>123471720
>=[
Fuck off.
>>123471776
y u so rude :-(
>>123471776
> >=[
anyway, anyone know why my csgolounge companion is making everything weird?
>>123471548
I don't even own CSGO since my computer is a toaster and I'm a shut in 24 year old NEET.I post how much all the time help me bros being a NEET is killing me
>>123471867
>:-(
Fuck off already.
>>123471941
why tho :-/
>>123471209
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.
>>123471919
link me ur steam profile lad
>>123471907
zalgo comes bruv
>>123470342
how much is literally a bad meem
omo.. gtr qt
first cosmo
now get_right
who will transition next?
ITT we pretend it's 2005 and this is /CSSG/
get_cute
>>123472184
coL > fnatic > SK
NA>EU
>>123472184
>/CSSG/
>not /1.6G/
>csgo community
>>123472184
>css
absolute kek
Fuck, didn't bet on NiP in time.
>>123472184
you play in 720? damn you comp must be good
Tell me about Chris
Why does he wear the wig?
>>123471776
Wew guy I'm just be el ironico : ^ )
will he grant you the skines, goggles?
>reddit vs reddit match
gotards???
>>123472452
reddit wins
>>123472184
Did a CS:S general ever exist?
I want to do lewd things with fiffy
fucking french faggots
the only respectable frenchfag is shox
>>123472548
newfags REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BACK TO REEEEEEEDIT
>>123472582
fuck off! fiffy is mine
>>123472612
>Not happy
>betting against envyus
I shiggery diggery do dah
>>123472613
Fuck off /r9k/
>>123472730
sorry i was just memestering
>andy & semsem
love these commentators :D
>>123472695
whats the best knife i could get for 30 keys?
>>123472684
happy is nice too. sry m8
>this pistol
games over RAFL
>>123472835
key knife
>54 degrees
>freezing my ass off
Why is it so cold bros?
>not betting on LG the kings of 1 of 1
baka desu senpaitachi.
>>123472932
54 degrees is fucking hot m8
>>123472884
rekt
>>123472884
>nip's last lan before disbanding
they'll win this shit
>BO1
>on lan
>against fnatic
T H A N K S F O R T H E S K I N E S
>>123472932
you are becoming sick
regards doctor
HAHAHA 5v2'D
>pistols are better than rifles
uh
>>123472932
was in the 20's Fahrenheit last night, frost on the ground this morning, was nice.
>envy win pistol
>fnatic 2nd round
>envy win 3rd round
GOTARDS?
csgo is a good game
true successor to 1.6 with these pistol rounds! So exciting!
>Pistols better than ak/m4
WOW WHAT A FUN GAME
AHHAHAHA
ECO WINS BOYS Xddd
>>123473035
>rekt
uh excuse me gogalite?
>>123473118
>>123473129
>>123473126
>tfw these cuks get shithoused with pistols all the time and are salty af
CT sided map btw, families.
>nv with these disgusting blue hair shit
eughgggggggggggggggggggggh
>>123473160
rekt again
>>123473118
>fnatic
does kenny have fetal alcohol syndrome?
>>123473341
yes
>the only person in this thread is me making shitposts for both teams
uh gotards?
>>123473271
>meme players
>on a meme team
>from a meme country
>doing meme shit
Not surprising senpaitachi
WHo was that fucker with blue hair?
HOLY SHIT.
>>123473378
uuuuh what the fuck i have been shitting the thread up for many minutes now
>>123473341
Huh? Kenny looks like he could be a model, you idiot.
get_right still rocking the g303
Why is kenny's hair blue? What's wrong with this fucking frog?
>>123473454
jumped the shark
FRIBERG
>>123473341
His eye angels are opposite to normal making him look retarded as fuck.
>>123473454
#prayforParis
>>123473396
4 of envyu
Is NIP to CSGO the equivalent of TSM to LoL in terms of fangays?
You can't post in this thread if your region recently lost 16-0
>>123472684
>>123472869
>Happy's the only NV player without a faggy avatar
I feel bad for him.
>>123473560
nip and c9 have the biggest/gayest fanbase
>>123473624
>french flag
>not the faggest avatar
lol
>>123470356
>>123473686
It's better than this other gay shit. Not his fault that he was born a frog.
>dat slag with the bad teeth and horrible nose
Solid 7
>Bet on Liquid
>lose
>Bet on VP
>lose
>Was gonna bet on NiP, but missed out by literal seconds
>They are gonna win
Fucking goddamn it. At least we'll see El Classico later.
Is kenny lurking SJW beta LGBT transgender crossdresser sissy threads or why
is his hair fucking blue?
>>123473624
is kanye west a coon?
>>123470356
>>123473129
GREAT GAME GOTARDS
what will be thooorin's excuse now?
>>123473872
They tend to make regular stupid bet where the loser has to dye his hair.
>>123473830
>>Bet on Liquid
>only one round
they are playing so good i'd like to see more rounds..
IS NIP BACK
OR IS NIP BACK
>kennys hair
Jesus christ.
>>123474115
all of envy it looked like, all but one. disgusting
>>123473932
Well no, actually they had to dye their hair after winning the major. I think even the coach went through it.
Often when people become champs, they'll dye their hair. Almost in variably it's a warning sign of failure.
>>123474115
>be bad
>BECOME anime
>still bad
>lose
>>123474229
Not the coach, the manager, different ppl.
Happy doesn't want to have anything to do with that shit though.
>>123474241
It psychs them out, they are thinking about their hair and how they look instead of the match.
>>123473262
>implying side advantage matters on pistol round
BOT ALLU
>NIP
NIP
>NIP
NIP
>NIP
NIP
>NIP
NIP
>NIP
NIP
>NIP
NIP
>NIP
NIP
>NIP
NIP
>NIP
NIP
>get right's awping
>allu
get_right is like LEM tier awp
>allu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3hLnY2N7jw
Why is Allu so shit? Didn't he carry the fuck out of his old team?
It's really amazing how big of a scene CS has. It has been really fun seeing it grow from small lans to big arenas.
>>123474550
Fins have no arms https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35Oh4vLtRbQ
>>123474550
tbfh I could carry 3dmax famsmh
envyus more like shittyus rofl
#freeOdeag
#freeKKona
I really hope NiP wins because at least they don't have two faggots members with dry hair.
>nv
lmao
ROAST
BEEF
>KennyS casually walking into fire
im turning off the stream
>>123474818
>two
fucking four
is f0rest balding?
ayyy lmao
If NiP win this game I will let all of /csgog/ deposit cum inside my holes.
>roasted french bodies
>KennyS
>Champion at DH Cluj-Napoca 2015
>mfw stream starts lagging when rounds that are interesting happen so no webms
Le French BBQ
>>123474898
commit suicide immediately
Kenny is a bit of an insect.
>>123474898
I'll lick it up when it pours out~
>nip
>good on mirage
what happened?
>Happy's face when these blue-haired faggots are literally throwing
>>123474881
Holy shit you are right, fuck those frogs.
>yfw NiP vs Fnatic
The god of entry frags!
>>123470953
>falling for eu meme
No
NICE FUCKING THROW
someone hacked and killed get_right at the flank
literally no reason to look there
>>123470953
you could be classed as a semi-pro in US
>>123474971
NiP is the most unstable team in tier 1. Their preformance is more polarized than VP's ever was. Sometimes they click and roll over people, sometimes they flat out shit themselves.
>NV talked shit against Fnatic about how they'll only have a honeymoon period
>NV didn't even have a honeymoon period
Its like poetry
If NV win this game I'll let all of /csgog/ pound my holes and strangle me.
why is NiP so inconsistent?
>nbkuck
NIP NIP NIP
>>123475303
Because they are getting fucked by their org. They still haven't been paid for winning Cologne 2014. Fifflaren hasn't even been paid for it.
>>123475303
they are very consistent, its the other teams that are inconsistent
>>123475303
Play well when they get paid
>>123475395
why don't they change org then, surely someone would pick them up
>>123475303
too true, either be consistently awful or consistently good, this is just cruel for gamblers
>FRENCHIES
NIP IS BACK BOYS
87-0
>>123475426
Because they are on contract until January 1st. They are still owned a shit-ton of money, so they don't wanna break their contracts.
happy is the only player on nv i like
i feel sorry for him fuck his teammates
FRANCE IN FLAM..oh.
B T F O
THANKS FOR THE SKINES FROGS KEK
>"Ok guys, we actually have to try now. Nobody will pick us up if we lose to these blue-haired frogs."
>>123475426
Because they have contracts and those don't expire until the end of the year.
>wake up
>liquid got 16-0d
lmfaoooooo 2bh familia
is allu the team fuckboi or that gtr now that he's got that wig on?
Allahu Akbar
>>123475395
is HeatoN spending all the winnings on steroids or what?
Why is gtr wearing a wig wtf
>>123475657
He's transitioning.
>>123475554
>allu akbar just killed the frenchies
french in flames!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>123475492
just fyi kill yourself
>>123475457
I keep telling people not to bet against or on nip.Really fun to watch though.
>>123475657
post a pick of him
lel http://steamcommunity.com/groups/csgolounge#announcements/detail/79173540568309631
>>123475706
his body type is really feminine desu
the wide hips + man tits with the wig makes him look legit transitioning
>tfw finally got livestreamer working on my thinkpad
i am LOVING this FREE (AS IN FREEDOM) software
>>123475784
Scroll the thread up senpai
>>123475706
you joke but this is how people who are about to transition start
>haha its just joking around
*****1 year later******
>I demand that you refer to me as a girl and respect my decision to mutilate my body.
>>123475762
why?
GTR is so brave... I'm so proud!
Will he (or is it she now?) wear a dress?
...Like Narcissa?
:3c
LG or fnatic
>>123475874
If I was a pro player I would probably dress up as a girl for shits n giggles.
>>123476017
Is that the speedrunner Cosmo
>>123476056
fnaDICK because they will give them the DICK
get it?
>>123476158
stop deadnaming you oppressive piece of shit
>>123476158
cosmo sliced off his dick and calls himself a girl now
>>123476056
70>30 Fnatic
>>123474898
So babbie where u at
>>123476017
why do i keep seeing that gif
>>123476056
If you are asking seriously you shouldn't be betting
Quick! Post THAT webm!!
>>123476253
kys
>>123476017
cosmo is so disgusting.
>>123476349
nys
>>123476339
>>123473624
Happy is apparently no fun allowed autistic. He's mean to people and expects everyone to do exactly as he says.
My guy.
>>123476339
>>123476339
since there is a break anyone want to tell me how this even has been? I woke up during the last game
>>123476339
