>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
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>Competitive News
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>Betting/Trading/Item Related
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http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
http://goaggro.com
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet responsibly and always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System:https://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png
http://i.imgur.com/LjvGBwi.jpg
http://www.hltv.org/pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://autoexec.global-offensive.com
Crosshair: http://tools.dathost.net
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide: http://i.imgur.com/MbmZUUX.jpg
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>be bad
>watch anime
>stay bad
>lose
VP with the tease.
>be anime
>watch get
>win good
>bad
If VP miraculously win this. I'll be /csgog/'s human toilet for a day.
>>123469190
losing control of middle ruins ct defenses, and it's basically impossible to hold with the proper t side smokes
>>123469302
gay
>Wake up
>TL got 16-0'd
What the fuck
>>123469427
g-get ready toilet-sama~
reminder to kill yourself
is TSM playing without sound???
>friend told me that i had made free money when it was 3-12
dat curse
Love how Happy and Kyoshima ruined the Eco rounds of many baddies who can't into deagle.
>>123469427
I can't wait to be inside of you anon ^_^
memes only past this point
anime
If TSM win this, I'll be /csgog/'s human toilet for a year.
>>123469852
You didn't need to post this, you were already a shitter.
What a fucking embarrassment of a match from both sides.
>>123469394
what is that thing
>>123469737
>16-13
>TSM barely wins against VP
>"ez skins" in chat
kek desu senpai
>>123469895
how much?
>>123469475
sad cunt
Thanks for the skines slavshits
>literal 10 year olds in the audience
see you guys in 5 hours when the next game starts
>>123470002
envyus vs nip in 40m, anime
>>123469936
0.07, I knew VP won't make it, but odds were a bit too low for TSM
>>123470054
That's a real girl anon, not anime.
>>123469893
political correctness
>he says comms is still bad
theyre all danish
the core three have been teammates for 2-3 years
karrigan has been there for almost 8 months now, cajun was with them in 2012 and for about a year straight now
how are there comms problems
fucking skin gamblers kill any decent bantz for
>how much?
>thnx for skines Xkeks
>>123470195
dont listen to these interviews
>>123470205
H O W M U C H ?
d2g here
lay some dank memes on me 'gogers
>tfw I have pinworms for the 2nd time in a year
fuck this gay ass parasite
what the fuck am I eating to get this bullshit
>>123470356
nys
>>123470408
My great grandma had trichinosis twice because she ate fucking bear meat or some shit
>>123470408
Burn your bed, kill your pets, or stop having anal sex
Fnatic or luminosity?
>TI of CS is on
>dead thread
>dead stream
>dead game
uh, gotards?
>>123470703
>best of 1's
>no one is currently playing
>>123470632
throw a few bucks on fnatic, lg has a new lineup and they won't play as well as they should
>>123470703
i was going to say it wasnt
then i realised this is the highest prizepool we've had ever
and it hasn't moved
reminder that valve basically said csgo is the test tube child for the way the run events and im pretty sure that the dota way is way fucking better
>>123470195
these guys play video games all day long
u think they are thinking on how 2 improve anything but aim?
Guys, I got supreme on eu
Am I got gud?
>activate steam mobile authentication
>next day try it out
>steam on my computer asks me for a verification code from my phone
>go to my phone
>steam on my phone needs to be logged into
>my phone wants a verification code from my phone
there must be something I'm doing wrong
the system can't be that stupid
Reminder to vote for Counter Strike: Global Offensive at The Game Awards, fâms.
http://thegameawards.com/nominees/
You can also vote for your eSports Player of the Year and your eSports Team of the Year.
I recommend you to vote for Olof “olofmeister” Kajbjer and Fnatic, since they are the best in their respective categories.
>>123470982
The truth is:it is
![5d73f6b9ca7c218c96f02bc06042761f[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/x8R0LaF.png "5d73f6b9ca7c218c96f02bc06042761f[1]")
gotards???????
>>123469267
>>123469305
>>123469306
>>123469364
>>123469394
Neck yourself you fucking losers dipshit braindead niggers.
>>123470982
why not both.meme
>>123471150
You are not an anime living in your mom's attic
You are a meanie bo beanie posting on 4chan.org/vg/csgog
quick lads, LG or FNATIC?
>>123471212
LG trust me
t. pro bettor not sway
>betting LG
>>123471274
>>123471304
get out of here pedro
>thread dead as fuck
>all 4 people here use up their replies insatnatly for a betting question
literally everyone in this community is addicted to gambling
cs:go is made up of the ex-internet poker players
JW and flusha spotted arguing, I guess there is some unrest in fnatic right now.
>>123471459
Am I the only one here who actually likes to watch CS without gambling?
JW and flusha arguing over who gets the last BBC
>>123471548
>he doesn't at least toss .03 cent skines on matches to make it even more interesting
Anon pls.
>>123471548
yes
>>123471459
No one replied to me getting supreme =[
>>123471720
>=[
Fuck off.
>>123471776
y u so rude :-(
>>123471776
> >=[
anyway, anyone know why my csgolounge companion is making everything weird?
>>123471548
I don't even own CSGO since my computer is a toaster and I'm a shut in 24 year old NEET.I post how much all the time help me bros being a NEET is killing me
>>123471867
>:-(
Fuck off already.
>>123471941
why tho :-/
>>123471209
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.
>>123471919
link me ur steam profile lad
>>123471907
zalgo comes bruv
>>123470342
how much is literally a bad meem
omo.. gtr qt
first cosmo
now get_right
who will transition next?
ITT we pretend it's 2005 and this is /CSSG/
get_cute
>>123472184
coL > fnatic > SK
NA>EU
>>123472184
>/CSSG/
>not /1.6G/
>csgo community
>>123472184
>css
absolute kek
Fuck, didn't bet on NiP in time.
>>123472184
you play in 720? damn you comp must be good
Tell me about Chris
Why does he wear the wig?
>>123471776
Wew guy I'm just be el ironico : ^ )
will he grant you the skines, goggles?
>reddit vs reddit match
gotards???
>>123472452
reddit wins
>>123472184
Did a CS:S general ever exist?
I want to do lewd things with fiffy
fucking french faggots
the only respectable frenchfag is shox
>>123472548
newfags REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BACK TO REEEEEEEDIT
>>123472582
fuck off! fiffy is mine
>>123472612
>Not happy
>betting against envyus
I shiggery diggery do dah
>>123472613
Fuck off /r9k/
>>123472730
sorry i was just memestering
>andy & semsem
love these commentators :D
whats the best knife i could get for 30 keys?
>>123472684
happy is nice too. sry m8
>this pistol
games over RAFL
>>123472835
key knife
>54 degrees
>freezing my ass off
Why is it so cold bros?
>not betting on LG the kings of 1 of 1
baka desu senpaitachi.
>>123472932
54 degrees is fucking hot m8
>>123472884
rekt
>>123472884
>nip's last lan before disbanding
they'll win this shit
>BO1
>on lan
>against fnatic
T H A N K S F O R T H E S K I N E S
>>123472932
you are becoming sick
regards doctor
HAHAHA 5v2'D
>pistols are better than rifles
uh
>>123472932
was in the 20's Fahrenheit last night, frost on the ground this morning, was nice.
>envy win pistol
>fnatic 2nd round
>envy win 3rd round
GOTARDS?
csgo is a good game
true successor to 1.6 with these pistol rounds! So exciting!
>Pistols better than ak/m4
WOW WHAT A FUN GAME
AHHAHAHA
ECO WINS BOYS Xddd
>>123473035
>rekt
uh excuse me gogalite?
>>123473118
>>123473129
>>123473126
>tfw these cuks get shithoused with pistols all the time and are salty af
CT sided map btw, families.
>nv with these disgusting blue hair shit
eughgggggggggggggggggggggh
>>123473160
rekt again
>>123473118
>fnatic
does kenny have fetal alcohol syndrome?
>>123473341
yes
>the only person in this thread is me making shitposts for both teams
uh gotards?
>>123473271
>meme players
>on a meme team
>from a meme country
>doing meme shit
Not surprising senpaitachi
WHo was that fucker with blue hair?
HOLY SHIT.
>>123473378
uuuuh what the fuck i have been shitting the thread up for many minutes now
>>123473341
Huh? Kenny looks like he could be a model, you idiot.
get_right still rocking the g303
Why is kenny's hair blue? What's wrong with this fucking frog?
>>123473454
jumped the shark
FRIBERG
>>123473341
His eye angels are opposite to normal making him look retarded as fuck.
>>123473454
#prayforParis
>>123473396
4 of envyu
Is NIP to CSGO the equivalent of TSM to LoL in terms of fangays?
You can't post in this thread if your region recently lost 16-0
>>123472684
>>123472869
>Happy's the only NV player without a faggy avatar
I feel bad for him.
>>123473560
nip and c9 have the biggest/gayest fanbase
>>123473624
>french flag
>not the faggest avatar
lol
>>123473686
It's better than this other gay shit. Not his fault that he was born a frog.
>dat slag with the bad teeth and horrible nose
Solid 7
>Bet on Liquid
>lose
>Bet on VP
>lose
>Was gonna bet on NiP, but missed out by literal seconds
>They are gonna win
Fucking goddamn it. At least we'll see El Classico later.
Is kenny lurking SJW beta LGBT transgender crossdresser sissy threads or why
is his hair fucking blue?
>>123473624
is kanye west a coon?
>>123473129
GREAT GAME GOTARDS
what will be thooorin's excuse now?
>>123473872
They tend to make regular stupid bet where the loser has to dye his hair.
>>123473830
>>Bet on Liquid
>only one round
they are playing so good i'd like to see more rounds..
IS NIP BACK
OR IS NIP BACK
>kennys hair
Jesus christ.
>>123474115
all of envy it looked like, all but one. disgusting
>>123473932
Well no, actually they had to dye their hair after winning the major. I think even the coach went through it.
Often when people become champs, they'll dye their hair. Almost in variably it's a warning sign of failure.
>>123474115
>be bad
>BECOME anime
>still bad
>lose
>>123474229
Not the coach, the manager, different ppl.
Happy doesn't want to have anything to do with that shit though.
>>123474241
It psychs them out, they are thinking about their hair and how they look instead of the match.
>>123473262
>implying side advantage matters on pistol round
BOT ALLU
>NIP
NIP
>NIP
NIP
>NIP
NIP
>NIP
NIP
>NIP
NIP
>NIP
NIP
>NIP
NIP
>NIP
NIP
>NIP
NIP
>get right's awping
>allu
get_right is like LEM tier awp
>allu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3hLnY2N7jw
Why is Allu so shit? Didn't he carry the fuck out of his old team?
It's really amazing how big of a scene CS has. It has been really fun seeing it grow from small lans to big arenas.
>>123474550
Fins have no arms https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35Oh4vLtRbQ
>>123474550
tbfh I could carry 3dmax famsmh
envyus more like shittyus rofl
#freeOdeag
#freeKKona
I really hope NiP wins because at least they don't have two faggots members with dry hair.
>nv
lmao
ROAST
BEEF
>KennyS casually walking into fire
im turning off the stream
>>123474818
>two
fucking four
is f0rest balding?
ayyy lmao
If NiP win this game I will let all of /csgog/ deposit cum inside my holes.
>roasted french bodies
>KennyS
>Champion at DH Cluj-Napoca 2015
>mfw stream starts lagging when rounds that are interesting happen so no webms
Le French BBQ
>>123474898
commit suicide immediately
Kenny is a bit of an insect.
>>123474898
I'll lick it up when it pours out~
>nip
>good on mirage
what happened?
>Happy's face when these blue-haired faggots are literally throwing
>>123474881
Holy shit you are right, fuck those frogs.
>yfw NiP vs Fnatic
The god of entry frags!
>>123470953
>falling for eu meme
No
NICE FUCKING THROW
someone hacked and killed get_right at the flank
literally no reason to look there
>>123470953
you could be classed as a semi-pro in US
>>123474971
NiP is the most unstable team in tier 1. Their preformance is more polarized than VP's ever was. Sometimes they click and roll over people, sometimes they flat out shit themselves.
>NV talked shit against Fnatic about how they'll only have a honeymoon period
>NV didn't even have a honeymoon period
Its like poetry
If NV win this game I'll let all of /csgog/ pound my holes and strangle me.
why is NiP so inconsistent?
>nbkuck
NIP NIP NIP
>>123475303
Because they are getting fucked by their org. They still haven't been paid for winning Cologne 2014. Fifflaren hasn't even been paid for it.
>>123475303
they are very consistent, its the other teams that are inconsistent
>>123475303
Play well when they get paid
>>123475395
why don't they change org then, surely someone would pick them up
>>123475303
too true, either be consistently awful or consistently good, this is just cruel for gamblers
>FRENCHIES
NIP IS BACK BOYS
87-0
>>123475426
Because they are on contract until January 1st. They are still owned a shit-ton of money, so they don't wanna break their contracts.
happy is the only player on nv i like
i feel sorry for him fuck his teammates
FRANCE IN FLAM..oh.
B T F O
THANKS FOR THE SKINES FROGS KEK
>"Ok guys, we actually have to try now. Nobody will pick us up if we lose to these blue-haired frogs."
>>123475426
Because they have contracts and those don't expire until the end of the year.
>wake up
>liquid got 16-0d
lmfaoooooo 2bh familia
is allu the team fuckboi or that gtr now that he's got that wig on?
Allahu Akbar
>>123475395
is HeatoN spending all the winnings on steroids or what?
Why is gtr wearing a wig wtf
>>123475657
He's transitioning.
>>123475554
>allu akbar just killed the frenchies
french in flames!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>123475492
just fyi kill yourself
>>123475457
I keep telling people not to bet against or on nip.Really fun to watch though.
>>123475657
post a pick of him
lel http://steamcommunity.com/groups/csgolounge#announcements/detail/79173540568309631
>>123475706
his body type is really feminine desu
the wide hips + man tits with the wig makes him look legit transitioning
>tfw finally got livestreamer working on my thinkpad
i am LOVING this FREE (AS IN FREEDOM) software
>>123475784
Scroll the thread up senpai
>>123475706
you joke but this is how people who are about to transition start
>haha its just joking around
*****1 year later******
>I demand that you refer to me as a girl and respect my decision to mutilate my body.
>>123475762
why?
GTR is so brave... I'm so proud!
Will he (or is it she now?) wear a dress?
...Like Narcissa?
:3c
LG or fnatic
>>123475874
If I was a pro player I would probably dress up as a girl for shits n giggles.
>>123476017
Is that the speedrunner Cosmo
>>123476056
fnaDICK because they will give them the DICK
get it?
>>123476158
stop deadnaming you oppressive piece of shit
>>123476158
cosmo sliced off his dick and calls himself a girl now
>>123476056
70>30 Fnatic
>>123474898
So babbie where u at
>>123476017
why do i keep seeing that gif
>>123476056
If you are asking seriously you shouldn't be betting
Quick! Post THAT webm!!
>>123476253
kys
>>123476017
cosmo is so disgusting.
>>123476349
nys
>>123473624
Happy is apparently no fun allowed autistic. He's mean to people and expects everyone to do exactly as he says.
My guy.
since there is a break anyone want to tell me how this even has been? I woke up during the last game
>>123476339
the juicy one?
>>123476339
Have this gif(t) instead, friend.
>>123476426
I knew there was a reason I liked him.
>>123476334
I know right? LG is gonna crush them!
>>123476406
thats not even a webm
>>123476573
>>123476526
>>123476491
>>123476436
>>123476431
No! The OTHER webm!
>>123476475
hey fellow na bro!
if u dress up as akari i'll make u give thanks :))))
>>123476406
dude.... here
>>123476431
is that shox
>>123476730
so? fuck u, that gif is glorious
>>123476730
Ah. You're after this one, aren't you?
Take it. It's all yours, my man.
link me to some 10/10 steam groups to join
>>123476882
Did she died?
>>123476908
is that kennys?
>>123476831
im australian mate
>>123476908
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/L0TI0N
>>123476908
what the fuck is that
>>123476730
>merlini
*pukes*
>>123476951
are you cute?
>>123476981
shit group
>>123477187
lie desu
Goodnight, /csgog/.
>>123476431
>people fuck whores without condoms
baka desu senpai
why did valve change the ranks so that everybody is either supreme or global?
>>123477306
>slavs
>people
>>123477142
recently I got a bit more chubby which some people may call cute
>>123477498
dress up as akari and send me a pic so i may decide
>>123477306
That guy (just like your average slav) has clearly given up on the simpler things in life such as worrying about diseases.
>>123477596
no thank you good bye
>>123476882
Sauce please?
>>123477624
ugh another fake gay anime
neck yourself
FUNKY YEAH
BASELINE KICKIN
>>123476850
The acid is kicking in.
Stay calm, the walls are just melting.
someone nudge me when the next game is live
*rolls over in bed*
EL CLASSICO SOON
>>123477720
ayo fuck off mate
who /NEET/ here?
Nip or fnatic /csgog/?
For me, I like them both. I feel like Nip has overall skills as a team but I like fnatic for their different playstyle and they usually makes good matches.
>>123477939
go find an aussie shitpost website to join instead of an american anime and gay rights website.
somebody post the webm where semenler trips on the stage
>>123478047
ayo
WHO /FNATIC/ HERE?
>>123478093
neck ur self
>>123478045
favela
whats the best looking "poorfag" Karambit?
Who the fuck is this host faggot?
His face, his voice, his hair, what the shit?
So obvious he doesn't have a clue what he's talking about.
r. lewis and thorin are our guys on the desk right?
>>123478181
AYOOO
>>123478223
And butterfly knifeNight FT
>500 years between matches
>>123478321
ynk is our guy too
>people call serbian guy "ruskii"
why are both euro fags and na trash are so stupid?
>>123478372
how about no
if you really insist atleast censor the face
why don't c9 sign pimp
>>123478372
DELETE
THIS
I love dick!
>>123478538
because they'll sign gtr
>Tosspot
Hope you like hearing old British idioms.. About big shoes etc..
>>123478372
>open a few shirt buttons
>receive hundreds of dollars
I understand why some of you want to be girls
>>123478637
gtr is staying with nip
>>123478646
it's amazing someone who has as ugly face as her has managed to make so much money out of their looks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5IPsjZRP0k
>>123478689
lmao
>>123478738
it makes me sick
>>123478738
the bar for girl gamers is astonishingly low, especially when you consider how large the gaming industry is as a whole
really goes to show how disinterested girls are in general with games
>flusha what should we do
>waits 5 seconds
>uses aim key
>they are going a lets go b
>>123478825
it genuinely amazes me
like someone with the looks of kitty could never make it in any other career where your looks are key
but in video game streaming the audience is so fucking thirsty and has so low standards that even she can make it
>>123478868
yeah thats really it
can you to imagine kitty trying to make it in like myfreewebcams or something
girls way better looking than her get no following
>turn on stream
>annoying analyze desk brabbling
>make some food
>watch some youtube videos
>they're still at it
bravo gotards
>>123478738
Blame the low standards retarded teenagers who can't into porn and cam sites and wank their noodles on twitch gamer grills.
>>123478930
holy fuck is this a brand new dank meme? :D
can I post it on reddit pls lol
THIS IS SENSATIONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL
>>123479002
accurate
>fiffy making the taco joke
There we go, it's done now.
xD LE TACO HAHAHA
god damn i hate this epic gamer culture
>all these swedish faggots wearing costume and wigs and shit
jesus christ just nuke this cockless faggot hellhole country already
I just bought myself a Benq2411z
i will never ever ever play this game without 144hz again...
the difference man
all these aimlocks wtf?
>>123479350
THEY ARE PRO U STUPID SILVER
I recent bought an EIZO™Forgis FG2421™and I could feel my game immediately improving.
If you too want to become a top player, you NEED an EIZO™.
why is the stream quality absolute dogshot?
>>123479550
gotards have low standards
>>123479508
Nice I just checked with my local retailer and I found that they carry EIZO monitors. I just ordered one and it's already improved my game! =)
>I need a spanking
WOW FIFFY
FLUSHA
L
U
S
H
A
wtf flusha
>>123479207
>luminosity betters
>>123479620
Nice cop man, hopefully your new EIZO™ monitor will step your game up!! :-)
>>123479687
fiffy knows how to pander to csgog gays
>>123479687
literally got me hard as a rock
>this banter
lel
sweden yes
femanon
flushas movement on fleek desu
fiffy is literally gay
>frontside misty
nys/kys if you think this abomination looks good
what are these shitty casters? are they brain afk or something?
rate my meme
FNATIC
N
A
T
I
C
someone tell Luminosity they'll get asylum in Swedenstan if they win, need some competition in this match
>olof 16-1 after 9 rounds
this slaughter
>>123480071
name ONE (1) AK skin that looks good and doesn't cost thousands of murican dollars (i.e. fire serpent)
>huelocoast
oh he went there
>>123469217
>BRA7-1L
OUR BOYS NOT FUCKING AROUND FÄM
Why didn't LG made their roster changes AFTER this week-end?
Did I see wrong or did fer TK?
>>123480247
rebel wasteland or whatever its called
red and black lam are also good
JW with 3 kills. 11 rounds in. They are still 11-0.
another 16:0 ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXHZMEy_eyY
Wait what happened with Luminositys roster? Why did they replace their best players after Coldzera?
Soo..this gonna be another 16-0?
What is this meme?
>Rushing cat obviously doesn't work
>Let's rush cat
br tactics
LOL DENNIS
THE MEME KING
>Fallen: I've made a huge mistake
>>123480402
last tourney of the year
players want to go on vacation
nothing like a nice clean 16-0
>>123480071
Meanwhile skins like Horus and Anubis aren't accepted yet.
>>123480549
VACATION?xD
>>123480585
VAC VAC VACLOL
>flusha 20-3
Someone tell him to disable the hacks so they get one round
>>123480549
>last tourney of the year
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/ESL_ESEA/Pro_League/Season/II/Finals
>not believing in our guys
oink oink
This is the most dangerous lead.
>>123480660
I thought it was in January, my bad
>>123480585
Kappa Kappa
It's ok, guys. Dust 2 is CT sided.
>>123480695
Second half choke is inevitable. RIP, pig.
its okay my fellow monkeys dd2 is 15-0 ct sided
>>123480775
>yuropoors always said that lg wasnt na when they were shitting on eu teams
>now that lg is getting shit on suddenly theyre an na team
lmao
lol fucking brutal
>>123480826
they're still getting rekted
16:0 the best kind of meme
>>123480247
PREDATOR
>america
just stop playing cs
BRS ON BLAST
ON BLAST
BLAST
16-0
>16-0
16-0
>16-0
16-0
>16-0
16-0
>16-0
16-0
>16-0
16-0
>16-0
16-0
>16-0
16-0
>16-0
>>123480826
>yuropoor
not with all that prize money
16-0----------16-0----------------------------------16-0-16-0
16-0--------16-0---------------------------------16-0-------16-0
16-0-------16-0---------------------------------16-0---------16-0
16-0------16-0-16-0-------16-016-0------16-0-------------16-0
16-0-----16-0---16-0------16-016-0------16-0-------------16-0
16-0-----16-0----16-0------------------------16-0----------16-0
16-0-----16-0---16-0--------------------------16-0--------16-0
16-0------16-0-16-0------------------------------16-0-16-0
>NA
best meme
lounge down? wtf
*autistic trap dubstep intensifies*
how does it feel to live in north or south america?
what if it's the whole american continent that is trash and not just burgers?
16-0----------16-0----------------------------------16-0-16-0
16-0--------16-0---------------------------------16-0-------16-0
16-0-------16-0---------------------------------16-0---------16-0
16-0------16-0-16-0-------16-016-0------16-0-------------16-0
16-0-----16-0---16-0------16-016-0------16-0-------------16-0
16-0-----16-0----16-0------------------------16-0----------16-0
16-0-----16-0---16-0--------------------------16-0--------16-0
16-0------16-0-16-0------------------------------16-0-16-0
>>123480826
>he fell for the bait
>>123480990
feels good having more freedom than the communist shitholes of europe
enjoy your weekly terrorist attacks
NA CS.
lmao
Not a single fucking round so far.
>>123480958
lol n1 device :P
>>123478043
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?!?
dude na cs lmao
>>123478043
>>123481018
being on summer vacation isn't the same as being neet
>two 16-0s
umm.. gotards??
>>123481036
>weekly terrorist attacks
>weekly
>5 in 15 years
>weekly
:^)
>>123481036
>free to live your whole life as a wage slave
>will never own a house, will have to survive on shitty pension in old age
pretty kek desu
Semmler @OnFireSemmler 8s8 seconds ago
Never forget, Thanksgiving when NA and SA fly to Europe to do their turkey impressions
>>123479002
>can you to imagine kitty trying to make it in like myfreewebcams or something
she would be one of those who rarely shows face its not uncommon
>implying you wouldnt
>>123481140
>Doesn't account for the millions of dollar in sticker money that meme players like Kenny Scrub has made
>>123481140
Oink oink, capitalist pig.
>>123481207
she looks like this kind of girl which really likes cum
>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
>>123481152
it's fucking november. where is it summer vacation?
>>123481224
>millions
>he actually believes this
leppest kek
>>123481159
NA CS.
BRs on suicide watch.
>this wubstep
>>123481198
But the EU vs NA match was last week!
>>123481326
it's called electroswing lad
>>123481207
Why does she look so bloated? Looks like she stuck her head in a beehive.
>>123481317
MIIIIIIIIIIROOOOOOOOOOO
KLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
>>123481207
>>implying you wouldnt
Honestly, 100% gods honest truth I really fucking wouldn't. Not even if I was smashed out my fucking mind.
>>123481276
>He actually believes that the TI5 prize pool was more than one million dollars
This is how stupid you sound
>the city of Jesper Wecksell
>>123481427
plastic surgery, heavy makeup that covers every inch of skin
youre not supposed to notice that what are you a fag
>>123481207
Is she related to sucy?
>>123481317
another shoah
>>123481529
7-1----------7-1-------------------------------7-1-7-1
7-1--------7-1-----------------------------7-1--------7-1
7-1-------7-1-----------------------------7-1-----------7-1
7-1------7-1-7-1-------7-17-1--------7-1--------------7-1
7-1-----7-1-----7-1----7-17-1--------7-1--------------7-1
7-1-----7-1----7-1----------------------7-1-----------7-1
7-1-----7-1---7-1-------------------------7-1--------7-1
7-1------7-1-7-1-----------------------------7-1-7-1
>>123481529
It's ok. Dust 2 isn't an awp map.
>>123481549
i doubt she's had plastic surgery
if she had then surely she would've fixed that nose as the first thing
>lounge is down
smdh
>>123481619
Did you get that on HLTV?
>>123481721
>steam community is down
>market is down
>>123481721
Steam community so trading as well.
>awpsome
Is that a typo or a brand?
>luminosity kick boltz and steel
>get 16-0'd
RIP
>>123481859
you autistic retard
>>123481317
huh brazilians are kinda freaky looking
like by their facial features they could almost pass for white but then theyr skintone looks like someone edited it in photoshop a couple shades darker than it should be
>>123481812
>>123481845
>he doesn't have skins in lounge
lol
>>123481859
its a meme you dip
>>123481482
my kek sense is tingling
>>123481929
cumslut
>>123481925
If trading is down lounge cannot draft you retard.
>>123481859
>prizes are awps
>what is a joke
>>123481926
Sorry I don't follow gabens marketsims that much.
>>123481529
there's only so many kills you can get when rest of your team is running over the enemy like that
>>123481968
>being this new
>being this retarded
I don't care about drafting you mong nigger, I can bet the skins I have in csgo lounge.
>>123481925
>implies i want to bet
SOMEONE JUST LIKE YOU
JUST LIKE YOU!
>>123481929
Stop posting dude. Seriously.
At least spam someone moderately attractive. Fucking hell.
thoorin is gonna do the funeral now
Why are americans so bad?
>>123482075
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Oooooh, baby. NA BTFO.
Getting 16-0'd was a ritual of passage to become an NA team.
Top banter.
>>123482424
absolutely top banter
Pronax on the desk when?
>play 2 matchmaking
>they are still talking
>no games
gotards stop
>>123482424
Yeah that's a really original joke, we've only seen it 987 times on HLTV in the last 15 mins
That iceskating CT.
uhhh gotards?
>>123481859
yeah it's supposed to say awosome
>>123482520
there was a short game in between :^)
Haha Thoorin I too have see the reddit images. xD
>>123482668
No I watched the Fnatic vs. L
>>123482520
>playing mm
>playing the game at all
lol?
>>123481902
ye i wonder what all of them feel right now
>>123482829
I came to the same conclusion after those 2 games
>>123482829
I watch the pro scene regularly and don't even have the game
>>123482973
ROFL [3]
>>123482973
topkek, went right back into his face.
>le asperger historian banter man
>>123482829
this desuwa. I'm just here to laugh at murricans.
Are there even any bo3s
>>123483214
yes, there are many black ops 3's on steam and in your local gaming store
>>123483214
tomorrow
Single or double elim
>>123483694
I don't know
DaMrRootbeer: Olofmeister and JW and Flusha = Hacking Cunts
Should pro players be able to sue people for baseless cheating accusations? Surely it fits the label for libel/slander?
reply to me when it starts pls!
>>123484143
>baseless
how do you even post on 4chan with no functional eyes?
>>123484170
it's starting get in here
>>123484143
Valve could just stop choking on money and develop a proper anti cheat detection.
>>123484223
>hes so good, he must be cheating!
this would never work for accusing some top sports athlete of using doping
who /comfy/ here
>aus
>hungry
>about to eat while watching fnatic vs nip
D'Arby??
>Sit here for 30 mins
>Decide to go and buy some coca cola and chips
>come back
>Game still hasn't started
umm gotards?
im going to buy razer gear im not sure why but i just think its the right thing
>>123484336
yeah but top sports athletes also don't teleport a few minutes infront of them while being on TV
>>123484481
these are nice desu
>>123484481
Are you american?
>>123484143
>i'm 12 and my parents allow me on the internet
JW so based
anyone want me to be their human toilet?
>the match STILL hasn't started
these season highlights are a pretty mind concept tbqh
>>123484908
you know you can do other stuff while waiting for the match to start?
>>123484170
(YOU)
START
NOW
>hate both teams
>hate sweden
>hate jw
hope nip wins just because i hate jw slightly more than the rest
>>123485048
lmao fuck off kenis you french faggot
>>123485048
why do you hate jw?
>>123485048
i fucking love jw got some stickers on my awp
>>123485048
>hate the pig
ummm... reddit?
>>123485048
Jealousy breeds success
>>123485048
what are you, muslim?
>>123485048
who let reddit in again
:startmatch:
>>123485027
liar>>123484287
also liar
literally praying nip wins this
how can you hate this pig?
>try to bet on NiP before NV match
>csgl down
>try to bet on NiP before NiP vs Fnaitc
>csgl down
>>123485169
I'm sorry. They said we start NOW, and now they play this shit.
is this audio clipped to hell for anyone else?
>>123485086
>>123485109
>>123485117
>>123485119
>>123485132
>>123485138
>>123485153
easiest bait of my life
Vendetta is like HenryG -gay +that weird guy who always wore a trench coat in highschool
>>123485325
Fine for me with livestreamer+vlc.
>>123485048
>Love both teams
>Be Swedish
>Love JW
:^)I don't like my country either desu. It's gone to shit.
>>123485361
>I was only pretending to be reddit
pige
>>123485386
same setup here but the highlight reel was clipped an insane amount on like 50% volume
hhhelp
>>123485392
Yeah sitting in your moms basement watching videogames sure will help your country, faglord.
>>123485392
>One of the best countries in the world
>Gone to shit
I don't think you've ever seen a shitty country, like Spain or India
>>123485325
my ears were definitely not hearing nice things
>>123485550
>Spain or India
kek
>>123485361
>being actually retarded
>"i was only pretending"
>>123485542
It's beyond repair.
>>123485550
Sweden was not always shit, was my point.
>semmler literally NEVER has a straight tie knot
manchild
Why is le 2015 man commentating csgo?
rip ddk
>>123485691
john oliver? what?
>>123485758
>semmler
>not john oliver
can't you see?
>kek9
>>123485824
not british, glasses properly sized, owns more than one suit, laughs at the wage gap meme
semmler isn't as keked as we joke about him
So here I am, watching some amazing Dreamhack CSGO on my benq monitor while drinking some monster energy drinks, and I see Allu jumping with his scouts and hitting shots, I get pretty fucking mad, you know? So I alt tab on my lenovo keyboard, use my Razor mouse to type on 4Chan website about this, you feel me?
>>123486026
stop btfoing me so hard
what's with the PS1 graphics in the stream
krimz ice cold
>NiP cs
>XIZT
>XIZT
>XIZT
>XIZT
>XIZT
It was probably allu not understanding Swedish, lets be real.
>>123486026
how is wage gap a meme
>NiP in charge of 2v1s
fucking hell just disband already
>jw
>>123486442
(you)
GOD BLESS JW
>NiP losing two rounds in a row due to not pushing at the same time
allu so fucking terrible with the awp
>>123486495
no explain to me
>>123486525
??????? why she do that?
>>123486636
>allu as a main awper is worse than some secondary awpers
explain this gotards?
Now that sgares is gone. Is it time for the Australian uprising?
GO JESPER GO
>>123486760
>Australian uprising
What is this meme?
why is csgog so ded
>a grenade going off in your face doesn't kill you
uhhh gotards?
>>123486760
You can only go up from 16-0
>>123486639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE29WXXT17Q
>>123486928
that chick seems to have a lot of internalized misogyny
>go B
>win
uhm...
fnatic looking like the best team in the world again
>Professional stream
>Broadcasting with low graphics settings
Really, guys? Is it that hard to crank everything up to max? Surely you guys have good machines at a fucking LAN.
>>123487054
yeah i bet shes had sex too
>bet Fnatic vs LG at 76:24
>match ended long ago, item still not drafted
>odds are 82:18
I swear Lounge is manipulating this shit.
I need to screencap it at match start next time.
>>123486928
>>123487054
boxy 2.0 is hot
>>123487285
she's a liberal who is dating a bisexual banana warrior /r/atheism fag
Xiztrfy
$3850
4
0
9
>>123487206
Also, total cutie pie at the bottom. I'm glad mpv can stream Twitch by default.
>>123487185
>fnatic fangays
allu is so terrible I can't get over it
>>123487395
dude in the glasses?
Yeah he's pretty cute
>>123487440
That Deagle miss against the back of Kyoshima earlier was something.
>>123487365
>bisexual banana warrior /r/atheism fag
?
>>123487409
how much did you bet on reddit in pyjamas?
>5v3 to 2v3
NIP CS
>>123487365
everyone is liberal and atheist these days
not sure what banana warrior is
>>123487623
Wrong general faggot
>>123487623
forgot about this meme
>>123487603
'armoured skeptic'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqqNTbW5zF4
>>123487641
zero (0) $
I'm just saying that you can't say that only after two BO1's
>>123487395
She has down syndrome mate.
>losing a 5v4
uhhh niptards? LMAO
>>123487603
also pic related is her former
lmao
>Friberg peaking before a flash
retard lol
im from dota
why cant I watch this dreamhackCS in game?
>>123488213
when did spunj gain weight?
>>123488212
because this isn't a tournament sponsored by Valve
(yeah I know it sounds strange to you but 90% of CS tournaments aren't sponsored by Valve)
R I P N I P
I
P
N
I
P
>>123487857
okay... so he makes videos? i don't get how that translates into "bisexual banana warrior /r/atheism fag" but whatever
>Friberg pushing
>>123488523
oh good on you me m8 good one good one gday gady
but ill be wagging my willy out to u
ill be waggin
a lotta me M8S not be into tthe janny turdie but ell ome m8 u see i do be
im A BIG FAN
imm a waggle my willy all day
IM GOING TO WAG MY WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
MY WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my WILLY IS GOING TO EXPLODE
aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IM GOING TO EXPLODE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
sweet release me mates...
>best d2 team in the world
Just enabled the (you) sound option.
Can I get some (you)s to test it?
>>123488514
His entire videos consist of "dude christians lmao" he's literally some fedora r/atheism faggot like the banana warrior "amazing atheist"
how is this hard for you to understand? are you new to this kind of thing?
uhhhh
>>123488641
sure
>>123488641
wew (You)
>2 (two) smokes
>2 (two) misplaced
>16-0 and 16-4
holy fuck
>>123488682
>>123488704
It didn't work, I don't hear anything
>>123488514
>...
>using ellipsis unironically
>not knowing about gaytheist youtubers who are frequently mocked on /pol/
hello reddit
>>123488819
you set it for (you) not (You)
>>123488907
>going on /pol/
gonna shower
cute boys are free to join me :3
>>123488907
>being a /pol/ack
Fuck off to facebook, twitter, 8gag and where esle you rats crawled from to 4chan.
>>123489007
Knew you were a redditor, it's just so obvious.
>>123488907
>>123489043
samefag
>>123489007
>not going on /pol
>he betted on reddit in pyjamas
So is everyone going to pull skins out of returns from csgolounge with this escrow update? They'll have to verify whether or not they want to give back your skines once the update hits.
Haha time for another short 2 hour intermezzo.
>>123488987
Ok now it worked, but is there a way to change the sound? "Boop" is not something I want to hear when I get a reply
is this the Third Fnatic Reich?
>>123489054
I wasn't the guy from before :^)
>>123489087
That's a funny pic anon
>>123489228
I dont fucking know
>>123488654
Oh, I thought it was legitimate about the bisexuality/gay part
>>123488907
>watching youtubers making videos about atheism
>going on /pol/
>using unironically unironically
>>123489327
He is bisexual.
no luck on google.
question is, if youre kicked AFTER the win and after the drops, during the server shutdown period, what happens?
Never bet on NIP.
>>123489243
No seriously fuck off dude. You can not even keep your shitty worldviews out of a videogame general.
>>123489991
lol
>Loll fucking tryhard
>I am only smurfing I'm not playing seriously
>Lmao hacker
>Lol VAC
>Lol jumping and hitting me?
>bh
>bg
>NiP lost despite clearly being the better team in all aspects
uhh... gotards?
>>123489557
You don't get kicked
>>123490248
They had worse teamwork. CSGO is a teamgame.
>>123490486
i got kicked. you mean it has no effect? you can kick people @ the scoreboard right as a team scores their 16th point
>try to play CoD on my xbone inbetween watching matches
>servers offline
uhh gotards?
>>123490248
desu im a nip fanboy but that teamwork on dust 2 was complete shit. no buddy system and bad timings and coordinated attacks.
post ur wishes 4 the games
liquid lose to legacy, vp wins to legacy
LG lose to NV, NV lose to nip
>>123490654
>fps on console
>>123490621
Pretty sure nothing happens if the vote goes through
>>123490248
NiP lost a lot of rounds because of individual bad decision making and they were clearly being outaimed by fnatic as well.
>>123490654
>CoD
>gotards
???
>>123490518
>>123490657
>>123490898
thanks for the (you)'s family
long time CoD MW 2 player here. I played CoD on Xbox for years and would consider myself to be quite the fragger
how hard will it be to get into counter strike GO?
>>123491192
you'll do just fine, there's literally no difference between cod and csgo
>>123491192
Not hard
This >console fps thing is just some circlejerking
>>123491383
I heard you have to stop moving to shoot precisely
explain this to me
>>123491610
You have to stop moving to shoot precisely.
>>123491383
Fuck, Hyuna is so nasty (and not in the good way). Get that plastic freak out of here.
>>123491681
is this true?
>>123491383
what a gross looking gook bitch
post some cute guys instead
Need name.
>>123492082
black cock lover 1990
>>123492082
Magic Stick
>>123492120
shut the fuck up
I'll be at dreamhack
post epic memes I should have on a board
>>123492231
white cock lover 1991
>>123492261
better I guess
>play against a smurf booster
>is boosting a girl gamer
>girl gamer sucks ass
>lost the match because of the amount of carry
>derank
>mfw
>>123492364
mfw i boost girls and they give me sex irl
>>123493060
>that barefeet toph in the back
>people in this very thread asked if they should bet on LG
I just woke up again because I fell asleep at how shit LG is
>tfw reddit could easily implement verified rank flairs but they won't do it because "b-b-but it will cause toxicity and rank elitism!!"
as if any shitter being able to display themselves as GE is a better system
it actually really annoys me that they could do it so easily and they simply won't do it because "but what about the shitter feelings :(("
>>123494687
no one cares go back to reddit
>>123494802
haha thats so whacky and funny and also really original hahahaha!
please keep posting more of this you are a master of the comedy!!!!
i'm fucking kidding you should honestly kill yourself
>>123494865
wew lad so edgy xD
>>123494865
Hey wow, rude. My friend told me /csgog/ is a friendly and caring place. :~(
>>123495032
i only care about cuties
>>123494802
I thought we laughed you back to /pol/ earlier?
how many hours did it take for you to realize you were actually decent at the game
>>123496485
when i beat heaton
>>123491610
just use p90 and smgs/pistols in general
almost perfect moving accuracy
>>123491961
this desu
>>123496485
0 because GO wasn't my first counterstrike.
>>123495163
You are just like me. What's your steam?
>>123496485
i beat a stack that had flusha, jw and krimz when i had about 1500 hours to the game i think
Should I play ESEA?
Or is there a better alternative to 64 tick?
>>123497575
Are you global? No? Play CEVO/Faceit
happy t-day
>>123497804
What if I'm global?
>that one fucking guy you cant kill
why are all the fucking awp servers in awp_lego_2 that map is TRASH
>>123498530
neck yourself
>>123498810
o-okay ;_;
>>123497804
faceit is better than ESEA in EU
I HAVE A BLUE LAMINATE AK WITH A Ninjas in Pyjamas | Katowice 2014 STICKER ON IT, IS THIS WORTH ANYTHING?
how do pro players shoot at medium to long range? do they wait for the weapon accuracy to reset or do they just wait for the recoil to reset?
>>123476832
ahh i remember when DDK would play quake 3 cpm pickups. look how far he has come.
>>123499070
arent these the same thing
>>123499232
no
weapon innacuracy is when the gun stops moving and recoil is when the crosshair resets
>>123476967
his skin is so shitty. jeez. fucking gamers are disgusting.
>>123484435
>all these fat fuckers eating junk food inbetween games and analyst desk
fucking amerifats
>>123499310
>when the gun stops moving
what
>when the crosshair resets
?
the crosshair doesnt do anything
are you some shitter playing on dynamic crosshair
>>123499651
its fun
How do I play against people who are also bad at video games?
Not played CS in like 8 years and casual puts me against much higher level people who are not bad at video games.
>>123499817
when the crosshair returns to the same spot u weenie
>got rid of anxiety while playing csgo
>i'm finally winning 1v2 retakes without my heart exploding inside my chest
>i'm not a bottomfragger anymore
>i can be on top of the scoreboard now
>8 wins in a row solo q only
>finally supreme
>>123499929
casual is a mixed bag, honestly just go into mm, get your placement and if its shit because you haven't played for so long it will mean you'll be with the baddies you can practice on
>>123500071how did you get rid of it
>http://oddshot.tv/shot/dreamhackcs-20151126135740977
>can't even close a round with his aimbot on.
>>123499986
idc anymore you are making something super simple and basic sound overly complex by the sound of things
>>123500071
what did you do
i literally cant play competitive only community servers
>>123500571
what a shitter lmaooooooooooo
>>123500619
http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics/
NEW THREAD
>>123500927
>>123500927
>>123500927
>clutching a 1v4 with a Scout and a CZ against 2 AWPs and 2 AKs with 35 seconds left on the clock
>>123498925
Nope
>>123500571
He plays at like 10x normal sens.
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