Previous thread: >>123098484
> Can the game be considered a full release?
No, for all intents and purposes, KSP should be considered still in early access state.
The game is nowhere near being able to stand on its own legs both from a gameplay perspective (career mode is definitely not ready and balanced) and a stability perspective.
There are still major bugs and memory leaks that shouldn't exist on a finished game.
> Are there big issues with the game?
Bugs and instability are still real and frequent problems, as with every product still in beta. Ask in thread for details.
> What are the devs doing?
Modified versions of popular mods are being included in the stock game while the game engine is being upgraded to its latest version. The next major update (1.1) is supposedly going to bring a complete overhaul of the GUI, be 64bit friendly, have a refined physics/heating/aero model and generally perform better.
An external team with heavily questionable experience (Flying Tiger Entertainment) is being tasked with porting the game to PS4, XboxOne and Wii U. They seem to be rushing for an imminent deadline and they are also working on a version of the game that will be obsolete in a few weeks/months.
> Should I buy the game?
KSP is very enjoyable at first, then it usually needs to be modded to retain some sort of longevity, but doing so may dramatically increase the instability of the game. You will be very familiar with the word "Oops!".
The Developers, Squad, have shown many times that they can't handle the project and are trying to squeeze all the money they can with the least amount of effort and with controversial PR tactics.
The general consensus at /kspg/ is that you shouldn't purchase the game, not because the game itself is unplayable, but because most of us agree that Squad does not deserve your money.
>>123397386
Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhVA84YNO14
Dev Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L2lDHNmRFw
/kspg/'s (outdated) modlist and FAQ:
http://pastebin.com/vrFCBFYk
NEW MODLIST. Old FAQ is still retained above.
http://pastebin.com/vM6CE7YJ
>Game site
http://orbit.medphys.ucl.ac.uk/download.html
>KSP mods
http://www.curse.com/ksp-mods/kerbal
>Flags
http://imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0
>Party-approved rendezvous tutorials
http://imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
http://i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg
>Some useful calculators
http://alterbaron.github.io/ksp_aerocalc/
http://ksp.olex.biz/
>Official forum
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/
>Hotkeys for operating your craft that are never mentioned anywhere else.
http://pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
>Official /kspg/ fan fiction
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
http://pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if
>List of IRL launches.
http://www.spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html
>View from the ISS:
http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/
>Race Into Space
http://www.raceintospace.org
>Original BARIS for DOSBox scaling and filters and shit
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz+Aldrins+Race+into+Space.html
BARIS, Orbiter, Space Engine, OpenTTD, Bonnie Tyler, Snek with Job, Take On Mars, ULA posting, and planes are also welcome ITT. Along with literally anything else besides maxmaps, who is to be erased from history along with the shitty era in KSP development.
DELETE THIS
>>123397575
no
rate me
>>123400142
>all those piddly little solar panels
>all that monoprop
>>123400142
>all stock parts
>no ven's
>no EVE
>no scatterer
>no B9
>no KW
>no procedural parts
>no mk2 expansion
>no OPT spaceplane
>no AIES
>no DDS4KSP
>no realchute
>no editor extensions
>no stock expansion
>no contractconfigurator
>no GCmonitor
>no FAR
>no RPM
>no KAS
>no chatterer
>no firespitter
>no scansat
>no RSS
>no realfuels
>no RO
>no custom skybox
>no custom hotrockets config for the engines
>no custom-made parts
>no orbiter
>no actual plane flying around in real life
>>123400142
No effort/10
>>123400142
seems like you need these:
(You) (You) (You)
>>123400363
wew laddy
Spacechem on sale for 69% of £1, its DLC for 39. Is it worth it?
>>123402114
Well, can't you afford to risk 1 pound?it is good
>>123401813
its aMEME u dip!!! i bet u dont even go on 4chan or slash b slash
![korn[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tBaYPRE.jpg "korn[1].jpg")
>>123400142
explain the desired outcome of this course of action
>>123402297
A mouse
>>123397386
Why the fuck didn't you put /kspg/ in the title?
>>123402610
More importantly, it doesn't have an edition.
>>123402610
>>>/vg/kspg still finds it
Who /Apprentice/ followed by /PeepShow/ here?
this place could use some blogging
Condolences to Maxmaps' Family.
Im finding hoverships to be more and more useful for those multiple surface scanning contracts
>>123404954
Well, looks like you guys don't need some blogging tonight.
That's fine, I have a very important marathon of the walking dead tomorrow morning so I'll just go to sleep now.
Have a good night and happy shitposting to everyone
>>123406948
Goodnight
>>123406948
I'm a little offended.. I was looking forward to blogging. I guess maybe concentrate on getting that tampon out before it causes TSS
>>123406163
Are you having fun yet?
>>123406163
>stock engine smoke
>not using an mm patch to replace it with smokescreen smoke
disgusting
>>123407092
I didn't mean to offend or to sound like an angry bitch.
I saw that nobody responded and I figured I could use some sleep instead of blogging for nobody.
I'll make sure to please your autism tomorrow then, stay tuned my friend
>>123407667
Of course you'll be back. They always come back.qt network tho, would schedule freight/10
>>123407667
You're never blogging for nobody. I enjoy every blog.
>>123408447
Don't encourage him.
>>123408594
Fuck you, what are you providing for our little collective? Seriously, fuck you so much.The lack of KSP content shows me you a shit.
TRUMP 2016
Squad is actually putting serious work into developing Multiplayer, but only because they plan on charging for it, going back on their promise of free updates.
>>123410715
it was retarded to promise something for free for perpetuity
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salyut_programme#Salyut_2_.28OPS-1.2C_military.29
>On 11 April 1973, seven days after launch, an unexplainable accident caused both solar panels to be torn loose from the space station, cutting off all power.
>>123410715
KSP2: Mutliplayer edition 59.99
>>123410715
how would ksp multiplayer be fun in any way? you can't timewarp so you sit in space doing nothing waiting for everyone else to finish their maneuvers
you could do things like spacex returns, and high altitude plane launches I guess but that's it and not that interesting for the guy in the plane
>>123412390
So was it the filthy xenos or capitalist pig dog saboutage?
1.1 postponed again. Jesus fuck, big surprise.
>>123413252
That's not how multiplayer will work. It was confirmed that it will be an instanced system, where both players work in their own instance with their own timewarp, and can sync to each others' times.
>>114573098
>Being this bad about replying to old posts
>>123413832
even dumber
>>123413832
>>123413941
http://hwcdn.libsyn.com/p/1/f/e/1feb4263aec20c71/Kerbal_Podcast_048.mp3?c_id=8932303&expiration=1448507839&hwt=34e4e4ac6d5dc702d73c1c6013d917c7 Multiplayer talk starts at 25:25. Timewarp talk starts at 26:35.
>>123413941
>multiplayer is be stupid because no time warp
>multiplayer has time warp, that's stupid
odds ksp
evens kms
rate my plen
>>123418173
vens/10
Stock masterrace.
>>123418516
>>>forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com
The thing I keep coming back to with Multiplayer is how will it be moderated? How will people work cooperatively versus be militaristic? Is it fair on an unmoderated server to drop a bomb from orbit? Where's the fun in getting nuked while you're mining?
What happens when one user creates a lot of kraken invoking ships? How does having nothing to do across the entire solar system change when no everyone has nothing to do together?
http://www.planetaryresources.com/2015/11/president-obama-signs-bill-recognizing-asteroid-resource-property-rights-into-law/
>>123418516Eunuch masterrace
how is this general still alive
>>123420134
Squad flash froze 2012 KSP so they could continue to harvest preorders for three years.
Hence, here we are.
>>123420134Anger is stronger than any pain.
I like the people. Even the animals and OpenTTD.
News board soon, fellow stalkers.
test
>>>/news/2
>>>/new/2
>>>/nws/2
>>>/ns/2
>>123421667
Can't actually go there yet.
>>123421864
no you can
>>>/news/
>>123421864
Scratch that, just can't post.
>>123421990
nigga what
boards dot 4chan dot org slash news
>>123421667
/pol/ ded when?
>>123421667
but that's what pol is for
>>123423591
what? being shit?
>>123425360
discussing world events, aka news
>>123419652
See >>123414629 starting at 29:25. Server moderation will be up to whoever is running the server. And I'm sure a server host can easily keep backups in case of kraken attacks.
>>123427280
coming from the company that wipes your screenshots every time they push a hotfix, sure buddy.
And I'm not going to listen to some podcast where they lie about the lies they've lied over the lies.
no patcher
no spaceport
no multiplayer
no fun
no escape
>>123430612
I'm playing http://xkcd.com/1608 right now.
It's pretty fun tb͏h
hot damn, my feet stink
>>123431574
If you put your shoes in a bag, put them in the freezer, and let them sit overnight they'll stop smelling
Maybe it'll work for your feet
>>123431256
did I win?
>>123431256
Fuck this thing is huge
>>123431256
I fell in a volcano and got stuck. Fun!
>>123431574
wash them I guess
>>123432556
For younity
>>123432915
>>123433067
:^)
>bored
>try to make qt little plen with new jet to attempt to have some fun
>give it skids from some mod instead of wheels because why the fuck not
>necessitates usage of rocket launching system
>click launch
>wait through 20 second load screen
>leak 100mb of ram in the process
>light rockets
>crashes into ground at 10 FPS
>massive amount of lag making it impossible to see what went wrong
>revert to sph
>wait through another 20 second load screen
>leak another 100mb of ram in the process
>make changes
>click launch
>wait through yet another 20 second load screen
>leak yet another 100mb of ram in the process
>light rockets
>crashes into ground at 9 FPS
>revert to sph
>wait through another 21 second load screen
>leak another 103mb of ram in the process
>ditch rockets and just make it point straight up
>wait through yet another 22 second load screen
>leak yet another 104mb of ram in the process
>light engine and fly up at 9 FPS
>super maneuverable and fast
>actually having a bit of fun
>bullshit SAS starts making an oscillation
>lose control
>crash into ground
>revert to launch
>wait through yet another 23 second load screen
>leak yet another 105mb of ram in the process
>fly again
>SAS fucks me over again and makes it impossible to fly
>crash into VAB
>revert to launch
>wait through yet another 23 second load screen
>leak yet another 105mb of ram in the process
>try flying
>fly under island runway hangar at mach 1
>finally having tons of fun
>krash
>reload game
>try loading plen
>every time I try launching it the game krashes
>mfw
I got 142 coins. Or maybe 1412, 1412 seems excessive so Im guessing 142.
ded
>>123434767
I've found 122. You can paste this in the console to see how many you've found:
var L = 0;
for (var S = 0; S < explorer.objects.length; S++) {
var I = explorer.objects[S];
if (I.got) {
L++;
} else {
console.log(I.x1.toString() + ", " + I.y1.toString());
}
}
console.log("You've found " + L.toString() + " of 169 coins");
Nothing broke!!!!!!
>>123438649
Where the fuck are the shadows bitch
>>123431256
christ the controls are horrible, not exactly fancy pants man
f͏am t͏bh
>>123335480
>being mexico mad about replying to old posts
>>123419906
So it's the guano islands act, only in space this time.
>tfw no qt satch gf to ride my my RAaæket 69696️️ ROKET 69 RŒKIT️ ️6SIXTY NINE
happy thanksgiving /kspg/
I am grateful Squad admitted they screwed up. I am grateful for Maxmaps' departure. I am grateful for the minds that reside here.
Fuck it. I'm even grateful for 4chan.
HOLY FUCK I DID IT /KSPG/
>>123445742
What did you do exactly?
>>123445836
I got all the coins in >>123431256Totally didn't use cheats:^)
>finally get elite:dangerous working
>start the basic tutorial so i don't get my shit kicked in immediately
>mfw the default control scheme
>lose connection to server and get kicked out before i can even leave the hangar
>>123446237COBRAnotus:^)
>>123434507Maxmaps would remind you you purchased a game with no obligation of reaching 1.0 and that everything after is a gift bestowed upon the fanbase by an all-loving Squad.nowadays, Harv will just look you in the eyes and tearily apologize.this is progress, anon.:^)
>>123434507
How is it even possible to leak this much ram like this? What the fuck is the game even doing?
>>123445605
Happy Random American Holiday, America.
How do people retrieve payloads back from the ISS? Do they just stuff it in the soyuz when they return?
>>123447303
Squad's actually a good dev, but the Mexican government is forcing them to leave a hole in memory allocation big enough that illegals can slip through it.
>>123447827
Found a wikipedia article on it:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_logistics#Downmass
So it looks like what I said is indeed possible, but based Elon also allows it with his Dragon
>>123448456
>inb4 he kills three crews in a row and spacex is blacklisted
>>123448037
I laughed
>>123447390
No it's the one where the Pilgrims taught the Native Americans that the Pilgrims were the real native americans. Serves as a good warning shot across Mexico's bow.
>>123448456
Elon pls
>>123448648
I think you'll find that if you've lived in a place long enough then you become a native. To suggest otherwise is racist.
Finally made a fully stock shuttle>inb4 >all stock parts
>>123445605
>I am grateful Squad admitted they screwed up.
when
>>123449272
none of those are stock parts
>>123445742
>hitboxes larger than the sprites
into
the
trash
>>123449349
is it even physically possible for someone to be that retarded?
>>123449349Here, have my 100% stock B-29.
>>123449590
>>123449272
this is the worst cancer i've yet seen, and it came out of a thread regular. what a disgrace. does that shuttle even have more than 10 parts outside what's in its service bay?
y'have to scroll pretty far to find the word "photoshop" in these comments
https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/3u41n0/apparently_the_nro_has_been_converted_to_the/
>>123449743
Dude, no need to get so fucking mad over a joke. I don't like that shuttle either.
Just look at my stock Soyuz replica and calm down:^)
>>123449875
kid i'll beat the shit out of you. just post your address, you'll be dead by friday.
>>123449743
You never play a low partcount build to minimize midgame lag?pleb.
>>123449963
i never play periodbilly
>>123449928
Ok
367 Fafni Dr Kimberly, ID 83341
Fight me faggot
>>123450013
okay, that burned.
>>123450371
FUCKING FIGHT ME FAGGOT. I'M OUTSIDE MY HOUSE WITH MY FUCKING 100% STOCK SHOTGUN REPLICA
>>123450371
what a depressing state. white people should be above such conditions.
please wake up
>>123451693
can't wake up
>>123449349
>>123449743
at least it's not this
>>123450450
This makes me wonder, how much of /kspg/ is /k/-tier?
How many of you are nogunz?post em if you got em
>>123451928
have some shillery and plagiarism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0fKqaNyzBQ
>>123452030
tfw too poor for gun
florida being florida, i don't like not having one in my car
>>123452030
I have a stun gun, some pepper spray, and a rubber band pistol, that's all
>>123452030
aint got shit up in nyc
>>123452175
>rubber band pistol
Yeah, and i have a spitball and a straw, but i wouldn't qualify it as a weapon.
arduino circuits are so fun. too bad real electronics are autistic black magic.
>>123452030
Does this count?
>>123454116
No.
>>123454141
B-but it hurts (a lot) when you get hit
>>123455027
It doesn't count unless it fires one of these or something similar.
>>123455884
I tried shooting those little chocolate eggs once, they were exactly the same diameter as the paintballs.
Shit was fun
>>123455985
i tried shooting a half inch steel plate once, carved a hole right through it.
Shit was fun.
>>123456040
>>123455985
>>123455884
>>123455027
>>123454141
>>123454116
>>123453572
>>123452218
>>123452175
>>123452101
>>123452030
>>123450450
Americans are fucking insane. You're no more civilized than the niggers.
>>123456183
fite me irl faget
>>123456040
No..I mean, I tried using chocolate eggs as ammunition
>>123456183
I'm not even American
>tfw no openttd blog
>>123458412
Tonight, buddy..tonight.
>build plen
>try to assign action groups
>SPH needs an upgrade for action groups
>close SPH
>open VAB
>load plen
>assign action groups
>take off from launchpad
Ayyy
>>123452091
Her channel is full of shit, and this is the video you are addressing? wew lad
>>123458896>tfw no qt3.14 openTTD gf
Is there a way to switch between radial and axial symmetry in the VAB?
>>123462480
Are EditorExtensions still maintained?
>>123462480
Press R.
>>123462552
Last version seems to run fine on 1.0.5.
>>123462798
Thanks m8
>>123452030
Australian here. Don't own any guns (getting a license is a bitch) but I used to use assault rifles in the air force cadets. And also take flying lessons.
>>123452030
Nogunz here.
To be fair, laws in France states that if you own a handgun, you should put it in a safe when you don't carry it.
Pretty much useless for self-defense. Also, if someone try to stab you and you shoot him, law consider you're faulty of using non-proportional defense, and you can be charged for injuries.
>>123464508
>non-proportional defense
So you're only allowed to kill him after he kills you?
Well done, yuropoor.
>>123464508
Im not a gun nut but that proportional defense thing is dumb as hell. A knife can kill just as well as a gun can.
I love how Americans generally seem to think that gun control means banning guns. The system here in Austalia works petty well.
https://www.qld.gov.au/law/crime-and-police/gun-licences/new-weapons-licence/
so guys, I was planning on a little blogging tonight, but I have to do it now because of reasons.
I guess it is time for a little recap, for those who forgot or didn't have a chance to see the first blogs. Text wall incoming.
Ok, everything started a while ago, I asked kspg to choose a cargo to start my train network and Alcohol was the winner.
The way this works in the industry mod I'm using (called FIRS) is that Alcohol is produced by a secondary industry, meaning that its production depends entirely on the delivery of cargo from a primary industry (which produces cargo by itself and doesn't need external resources).
So I couldn't have alcohol right away, but I had to focus on the raw materials needed for it to start being produced. (grain and fruit)
This is where I first started building: green circles represent clusters of farms where raw materials are produced, those materials are delivered to a brewery (light blue circle) and turned into alcohol.
Here comes the first problem: farms have an extremely low production rate, which means you need to have a lot of farms to get an acceptable raw material production. Unfortunately I ran out of farms before I could reach a good quota and alcohol could not be produced at a fast enough rate to justify a new, dedicated train line to deliver it to its final destination.Actually, nothing stops me from doing it anyway, but my autism prevents me from building something that will not be used for the most part
The solution to this problem comes from another resource, farm supplies. Supplies come in various kinds and they can be used to boost the production of a compatible primary industry up to 4x its normal rate.
New problem: farms supplies are not produced from within the alcohol industry chain, meaning my network Is not hooked up to an industry that already produces that resource.
the solution comes in the next post.
use this >>123404954 to see how the network looks without colored lines.
>>123468126
The solution to that problem is to start servicing a new industry chain, where farm supplies are produced.
This is where the top part of the network came out.
to cut it short: yellow circles are coal and iron ore mines, their cargo is delivered to a factory (grey circle) that turns them into metal. Metal is delivered to another factory (red circle) where it is turned into both farm supplies and engineering supplies.
New problem: farm supplies production is a bit too low and definitely not regular enough to be transported yet.pink lines are farm supplies, but those are the only resources that don't have a train line yet
The solution comes from engineering supplies, produced at the same factory.
Turns out that coal and iron mines both accept engineering supplies as a boosting resource, so the next step was to bring those supplies (red lines) back to where the belong.
And then we come to where we are now, I just recently started delivering supplies to the mines and I am still waiting for their production to raise to the max.
This is a very important, yet kind of tedious process, because every time a primary industry boosts its production, you have to adjust the length and amount of trains that pick up their cargo, then go to the secondary industry (which in this case is the factory that produces metal) and tweak trains over there too to account for the increased amount of raw materials delivered and finished good produced.
Eventually, there will be enough metal produced to finally have an high enough amount of farm supplies to bring to those farms. Until then, I will just need to do a lot of tweaking and balancingand being autistic
that's it for now, there would be a bunch of other considerations to do about locomotives, wagons and speed limits, but I think I got you bored enough for the moment
pic is the mod list I'm using if anyone is interested
>>123468248
whoops, wrong list, this is the correct one
>>123466771
>>123467063
The purpose of this law is just to open an investigation when someone is shot. The shooter is always judged, but if it's up to the judge to decide if it was justified. (Works for civilian and cops, soldiers got their own court).
>>123468126
>>123468248
Thank you. My autism needed this.
>>123468248
Why can't you just start with too many trains on the line and cut them back until primary production is roughly balanced?
>>123461440
I just wanted an excuse to talk about why women can't >into ksp
>>123470997
Because too many trains means that each train will wait a long time at a station before it is loaded, potentially causing huge traffic jams since most of the tracks are shared with other lines and other trains going to different places.
Keeping always the right amount of trains lets you understand the situation with a glance.
There is a train waiting too much? Then it means something is wrong somewhere and that industry is not producing as it should be. A quick solution is to send that train to the depot or make it shorter so it doesn't block anyone while you look for the real cause of the problem.
Have a station with loads of waiting cargo? Just add a train and wait a bit to see if the cargo waiting starts to decrease.also autism is the reason
>>123471363
I've never really had a network where the number of trains using a station was enough to back up the railway to a sufficient degree if there wasn't enough cargo at the station, but I haven't got that autistic about FIRS yet.
>>123471554
That is mostly a problem for stations where cargo is both loaded and unloaded.
Unless you make huge stations, having too many loading trains means they will block too many platforms for too much time, potentially blocking trains that want to unload at that station and causing a sort of gridlock where trains can't load because other trains can't unload.
I don't like huge stations and I try to keep the amount of trains to a minimum, I also like to concentrate a bunch of industries into one station, so traffic is very much a problem for me and your solution wouldn't work with the way my network is structured.
Again...autism, I know
>>123472075
>stations where cargo is both loaded and unloaded
Does the game have a way to define some platforms only for loading and others only for unloading? Or for train orders to specify only certain platforms? I know we can use waypoints but I think that would only work if you have a single rail feeding all the intended platforms.
>>123472715
Now I think about it, that wouldn't help anyway if the line was backed up.
>>123472715
as far as I know, you either use waypoints or make it so a train line doesn't share any tracks with another and it uses its own platform.
there are probably mods that add new kind of orders so that you can split traffic between platforms, but I never looked into that so I don't know.
Anyway, here is an example of why I can't just spam trains.
This station has 4 platforms and is serviced by 25 trains (which will become more as the mines keep increasing production and the amount of metal increases aswell), there are trains unloading coal, unloading iron, loading metal and unloading engineering supplies.
Basically, the whole top part of this network relies on the fact that each end every train spends the least amount of time in this station. Loading trains are the bottleneck here and, since they are quite tightly packed, it is very easy to end up with all 4 platforms occupied by loading trains if I don't keep an eye on the production level and avoid any waiting.
if this station stops working, it will start a deadly chain reaction where raw materials can't be unloaded, metal can't be produced so the loading trains can leave and engineering supplies can't be delivered to the industries serviced by this station, decreasing production of metal even more.
>>123473613
Correction, it has 3 platforms, not 4
>Last update broke kerbal konstruct and kerbinside.
Why? It worked in 1.0.4, it's the same Unity version, pretty much nothing changed.
>hen you update the way colliders are handled, you can at least tell modders.
I don't like dr turkey already.
Is E:D anyfun
>>123478184
Yes, depends on what you're doing.
When you're alone. It gets boring. When you have friends and actual objectives, yes, it's fun.
>>123478184
Erectile dysfunction is never fun.
>>123478596
Playing with a big floppy dick can be fun
>>123479424
Is that your fantasy, anon?
>>123479605I might play with a horsecock if the opportunity presented itself, yes
>>123479714
Well that's pretty gay anon, you should want to play with planes and spaceships.
>>123473613
>it is very easy to end up with all 4 platforms occupied by loading trains
I'd be inclined to separate loading and unloading into different stations.
>>123480026It's not gay if it's with an animal
>>123479714>you will never bleed to death after having your innards devastated by an erect horse dick
>>123480221I don't do butt stuff at all, much less traumatic butt stuff
>>123480087
Personally, I just go like this because there is no problem when everything works and I can keep platforms, tracks, junctions, waypoints and weird interchanges to a minimum.
>>123480320You saying I can't fuck your gay ass, anon?
>>123480435No, you can't
>>123480320
I don't think a stallion's erect dick will be any less harsh on your throat.
>>123480539Aw, man. Lame.
>>123480613
I doubt I could take it down my throat anyway
For a horse, it'd have to be limited to licking and strokingNow my cat, on the other hand
>>123480736It's a shame because all this talking about it has made me weirdly curious how a horse dick would taste.
>>123480736now your cat's going to die in like 3-4 years
>>123480823Assuming it's cleaned well, probably just like skinIf it isn't cleaned well, it probably won't taste good at all
>>123480948Stop it anon
>>123480987nah i'm just kidding it's probably 6+cats live a long time and you do actually treat your cat well, as far as i knowhe is gonna die though
>>123481164Such is what happens when you're a member of a species with a relatively insanely long lifespan
>>123480987I mean, in comparison to a human. But then, I don't know how human dick tastes either.
>>123481308
What determines maximum lifespan anyway? Metabolism? Some ratio of metabolic rate to body mass?Number of dicks sucked?
>>123481797
How useful you are to Goldbergstein
>>123481389Wanna learn, fuckboy?
>>123482109
p. accurate desu
/kspg/ - animal penises
1.1 When?
>>123484221
Probably sometime in the future. However, will 1.1 actually be 1.1 in terms of the features we're all expecting? That's the part that'll be interesting.
>>123484475
>Unity 5 will come with 1.2
>1.1 will feature wheels>6 months later
>Unity 5 will come with 1.3
>1.2 will feature new UI
>>123484475
Well, the update looks massive to be honest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-WHW-QNswE
This is your song, /kspg/.
Friendly reminder for all newfriends to fuck off
This is my secret club, not yours!
>>123482415
Yes.
how do i get gud and buy something that can actually reach orbit
>>123485070All right fella, we'll get something goingnah just kidding you gay as fucknah just double kidding you're alright i'm just not game
>>123483550
>not being a zoophile
>posting in the zoophilia general
>>123485281
>implying I'm not catfucker
>implying I'm not the only zoophiliac here
>>123484475
Wew, lad, it's enough for 1.1 to be 1.0
>>123485376
Hey I know you're not the only one, I've had to talk to multiple fuckers before
your cat's still going to die though
>>123485149
Don't play career.
>>123485263
That's okay your dick probably isn't as good as a horse dick anyway.I don't see the appeal of cat dick though, they look weird.
>>123485913
>implying you don't want to suck this
>>123485913bullshit my dick's coolbe respectful
>>123486421S-sorry. Can I make it up to you somehow? :3It's true though. No dick will be as good as horse dick.
>>123486538yeah, you cansneak into Squad's HQ and figure out 1.1 whenYou're cool though, it's alright dawg. We're still down for dinner on tuesday.
>half the thread is horsecock
>>>/cocg/
Finally 1.0.5
Wasn't even excited for this update, which was a good thing, I thought all the tweaks were for good.
Designed this ugly SSTO in less than 5 minutes and on the first flight achieved orbit.
You know you got good on designing on KSP when you don't even need to revert back to the hangar when first designing a vessel.
(tough I did forget to put RCS trhusters)
>>123486859
Neurotypical scum. This thread includes human dicks and cat dicks too.Didn't even know we had a /cocg/ desu.
>>123487118
That's a pretty SSTO.
And what's wrong with that resolution?
>>123487118
>that thing
>requiring any designing prowess
Hello Newfriend! Please check out our OP before posting your fine crafts here!
>>123487162coc's a bad game anyways
>>123487292
I play windowed. Got used to it. Back in the old days (pre-0.18) the game crashed so much and it took a while to ctr+alt+del it to free my computer from the full screen that I got used to playing windowed. Graphics are shitty anyway so I don't even bother playing at 768p anymore. It Don't even turn on the fans on my 970 gtx.
Tough Ideally I would play at 1600x900 or even 1920x1080 (my display is 2560x1440)
Good thing they remodeled the Vernier/side engines (Thud) Always hated that thing because it was so fat and inneficient. The higher ginbal is a great thing.
Too bad the light part is still shit.
And they finally did a proper intermediate 1000kn engine.
My god, catdickfag is still around.
Any expectations for 1.1?
>>123487558
My friend, I've been posting here since 2012 and 0.16 I assure you I'm older than you.
>>123488094
More memory leaks due to the shittiness of the unity engine senpai
>dozen of parts redesign and tweaks
>still cant get the wheels right
fucking squid. Why I am not surprised?:
>>123488350
I'm not your friend buddy.
>>123488524
This is your own fault :^)
>>123488554
I'm not your buddy, friend.
>>123488723
Yeah, right, that is what I'm supposed to have done, fucking beautiful.
I am thankful that squad made such a wonderful game.
>>123488813
I'm not your friend, mate.
>>123488026
>tfw you will never force satchie to take horse cock
>>123489182
I am thankful that you're my friend, anon.
Holy shit this is ugly as fuck.
>>123489569
Get dynamic landing gear like everyone else, shit.
>>123489569
Hey
Hey
HeyPut the big wheels in front and the small wheels on the back
>>123489569
>>123489804
Wait, nevermind, I see what's wrong
Put big wheels in front and big wheels in back
TRUMP 2016
>>123490101
LIKE THIS? :^)
>>123490306
Could you not.
>>123490306
Actually, small wheel in front too
Then it'd be fine
>>123489375
>tfw you will never have a vagina or anus big enough to take horse cock
>>123491125
Not with that attitude.
>>123491125
Just believe, anon.
>>123491125
It's perfectly possible to take an entire horse cock up your arse. I take dildos up to 40x6 cms inside myself.
Problem is keeping the horse still and erect without him thursting. If he thrust to hard and miss the curve of the sigmoid colon, you are dead (like mrs hand)
>>123491721
Oh wait, let me add this to the list of things I don't give a shit about
>>123481797
telomeres, little end caps on your dna n' shit.
they break down over time and once they're all gone a cell can't divide anymore, so you slowly rot from the inside as your body breaks down due to cells dying and not getting replaced.
>>123492105
but telomere shortening isn't a problem anymore anon
BUILD bridges, not WALLs
>>123492105
Do telomeres somehow get renewed when sperm and eggs are produced?
>>123493894
No
Humanity will lose the ability to reproduce in 2020
1-4 KSPcareer
5-8 C:DDA
9 buy E:D
0 go to sleep
>>123494224
I have made a terrible mistake.
So I finally picked up this game and decided to run through the training scenarios to learn how to play.
On piloting now, and he tells me to open up orbital view and click on the "Ap" button.
I think my orbital view is broken, because all I can see is a straight line, I can't zoom in or out or change focus, please help
>>123495459
I didn't even know this game had tutorials.
>>123495779
Can that fuck games up? I mean, yeah I have Unity 5.2.2 installed. torrented KSP and it's version 2.2.0.4
>>123496128
It's a meme. The developers blame most problems with the game on the Unity game engine.
If you ask me, fuck the turoials and just play sandbox.
