Oh my god what's wrong with your face?
>Seasonal Event: Final Fantasy XI: The Maiden's Rhapsody:
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>Patch 3.1 OST
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>Previous thread: >>123335902
Duskwights!
nth for pure Lalas!!
>>123350230
Pls anon, the Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/pMqHMBbc
Hope the servers come up soon.
>>123350230
Why doesn't Hildibrand have eyebrows?
xth for c@grills
What are you going to do when servers go live?
>>123350430
Come back to pet you some more.
>>123350430
Make an RP Alt, for reals.
>>123350430
Try to make friends unsuccessfully
>>123350430
Talk to you about business...
>>123350404
Amen to that.
>>123350170
His cute characters, his lack of embarrassment, the fact that he is a complete degenerate.
>>123350509
What server are you on? Maybe I could be your friend.
whats the fastest way to level gatherers?
>>123350519
Wow that hair with brown looks amazing for a cat.
I usually hate cats, but your feline is most 10/10.
Hmph.
>>123350548
Leves and selling your ass to Rowena when you hit 50
>>123350513
oh...
THAT...
/blush
>>123350672
What...
>>123350721
Please don't post my dead waifu
>>123350721
NCSoft master racec:
>>123350430
Stop being lazy and finish my god damn relic
>>123350757
>NA shitters overfarmed Dino Island to the point that SE actually perked up and did something about it
>>123350885Check your mail, onegai
>>123350757
all the more reason to go miner/botanist/fisher while still rolling on loot
>>123350757
>tfw not 60 yet
>already get fucked
t-thanks SE
>>123350728
>>123350672
Okay but not really because I have to sleep...
You need to work on your shitpost game... You can't keep up..
>certain ERP sluts got to 60 a few days ago
>they're unskilled to do savage
>welfare nerfed before they got a single piece
>>123350982
What? What mail? My in game mail? Or an email?You sure you got the right person, bud?
>>123350757
>We ask that you please understand that this is being done in order to maintain the overall balance of FFXIV.
What they're really saying
>We realized players lost all interest on alexander, expert/eso grind, void ark and hunts literally killing the balance of the game so we have to step up asap before A4S clear rate goes from low to 0.
>>123350757
>diadumb even more boring.
>>123350430
Probably continue throwing myself at Alex NM to get i190 gearfor my retainers even though it's a waste of time.
Either that or start working on ARM/BSM in preparation for 3.2 and CRAFTABLE/DYE-ABLE ALLAGAN AND HIGH ALLAGAN.
I just love suffering.
>>123351131
oh no, now they will not be able to be ERP sluts with 210 gear. what is an ERP slut to do. this will severely impact their gameplay, and 210 gear will stop dropping in Diadem entirely. woe unto them. they will not be able to go on.
>>123351131
How did it get nerfed? Can you post link to sauce? I always find it hard to find the shit I'm looking for in SE's website.
>>123351237
see http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/272652-Regarding-Adjustments-to-Exploratory-Missions?p=3448736#post3448736
I love the way Omono Nomous'namefeels on my tongue.
>>123351226
>>123351110
Okay... I'll try...
rainbow cat crabs
I just had the nicest burger I've ever had in my life.
Thanks, maintenance.
SERVERS UP LADS, GOGOGO
>>123351490
what kind of burg
>>123351490
Was it an ostrich burger? That shit's so good.
>>123350329
i want to glomp this lala if you know what i mean
>>123351535
No they're not.
Is stoneskin really needed for SCH or AST?
I'm too lazy to put my conjurer to 34, doing swiftcast with thm was enough of a pain.
>server still not up
help
>>123351640
ya
>>123351664
it can really help mitigate damage.
if any tank says "it's just 15%" you should probably stop playing with them
for what it's worth, if you as a healer feel like your tank is kinda squishy and they do nothing to try to help, you should probably stop playing with them too.
>>123351721
Do you like futa cats?
>>123351664
yes
fucking do it you little shit
>>123350586
thanks m8
>gruelingly level to 50
>another ten levels but easier
>get armor crafted
>cost a pretty penny
>work up Red Scrips
>get fly armor and better stats
>sell Legendary material for chicken feed
WHY!
diadem nerfed?
b-but my left side mistbeak dont have good rolls yet
>>123351535
No. Nyet. Nein. Nao. Nahi.
Can we get a new producer? He doesn't know what he's doing anymore.
>>123351776
No problem, shounen!
Get your ERP alts ready!
>>123351664
SCH no
AST yes
>>123351762
not really
>>123351939
Then what do you like?
>>123351604
>>123351606
Nah, it was a pretty simple burger.
Grilled beef patty, bacon, cheddar cheese, bbq sauce (made at the burger place apparently), tomato and a jalapeno white sauce. Nothing overly remarkable.
They just cooked every single aspect of it perfectly. The bun was perfect, the meat was perfect. It didn't all fall apart as you ate it. It was so soft to bite into. The ingredients were in perfect harmony.
Damn good.
>>123351971
I'm going to grill you after I use {Carve and Spit}
>>123351971
I skipped breakfast today
Dammit, Red
>>123351969
i like you anon
>>123351971
nice, nothing better than a carefully prepared burg. I had a bad experience recently with a chicken and brie cheese burg where the brie was cut like like half an inch thick and there was three slices of it, absolutely disgusting
>>123351971
What's the most exotic burger you've ever had in Australia that was good?
In Americanland we have a very limited selection of meats, but my favorite still is a Buffalo burger. It's like, the most tender, juicy, and tasty.
>tfw elk sends me nudes
>>123352142
He does that for anyone if you ask nicely
>tfw c@ withdrawal
>>123351971
>jalapeno white sauce
Dayum.
>It didn't all fall apart
As a sandwich does. If its components gush out or fall a part, it is not a sandwich.
Those fucking pretentious diner/pubs with stupid-ass menu items that are just a goddamn mess need to be napalmed.
>>123352131
Not that red cat but I have personally had a boar, emu, kangaroo, and crocodile burger
Australia is a weird place and you can find some neat stuff. Even kangaroo meat is sold in grocery stores.
>>123352021
Damn, and I've tried so hard to debunk the rumour I am a grill gamer.
>>123352075
Well then I won't tell you about the chips (fries) they did which were covered in cheese, bacon, more of their bbq sauce and more jalapeno sauce.
>>123352131
Most burgers I've hard are pretty pedestrian, though I've had kangaroo which is nice but a little drier than I'd like. I've been trying my goddamn hardest to get my hands on a crocodile tail fillet burger but every place I try that does it has been unable to get any in. I'm told it's like a weird cross between chicken and fish. It's my current burger journey but I don't think it can top this place I've gone to.
>>123352296
Yeah. It's just pretty surprising how it all stayed together even with all the different sauces in it (you could also get a crumbed poached egg that just flows out yolk when you bite into it), it still didn't leak out everywhere half as much as you'd think.
>>123352403
My ex lived in Australia, and she really likes kangaroo meat. Even though their critters and kinda looked down upon, but she said it's very tasty.
I really want to try Kangaroo Meat personally, there's crocodile meat, but not a burger around here.
I had boar, it was a bit dry, since it was such a mustcley creature, but it's texture itself was very unique.
I want to try Emu!
>>123352506
I'll just say this now: marinated kangaroo meat is like eating heaven.
>>123352506
Kangaroo meat is quite good, but it's a bit different. The upside (if you care) is that it's also super good for you as it's not really a fatty meat. It's even better for you than chicken, that I've been told.
I would recommend going on a food adventure if you ever come out here!
When are the servers coming back up?
>>123352727
15 min
Haven't played since shortly after HW dropped.
End game still almost entirely non existent? I know me, and most of the people I know quit after HW, and our sever ript.
>>123352549
>>123352684
I dunno if importing Kangaroo is a thing, or if Kangaroo meat is popular on the west coast of america. Guess I just need to go visit Australia sometimes. And either eat, or become the eat.
Eat La Eat
>>123352495
Oh, now I actually want crocodile more than ever. There was a little old shop owned by two elderly couple that I used to visit back in my old house almost eight years ago. They had crocodile but it was very expensive, so I could never afford it, like 20+ dollars.
The shop closed down a while ago, but that was a rare place with Crocodile.
>>123352809
Thanks buddy, I owe you an ice cream.
>out of 3 HM runs get 2 useful pieces of 210 gear
>both of which came from one run
>now 210 chances are even lower
T-thanks yoshi.
yoshi is retarded lmao
>>123352978
me 2
>people just want to get to the cap and get the best gear so they can stand around and be bored
i will never understand this ideology
>>123352951
>>123352978
mistbreak welfare babies B T F O
>>123352992
What's P'uttel's favorite food in game?
>>123353024
dick
>>123353024
cute boys
>>123353024
dicks
>>123353024
http://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/wiki/Finger_Sandwich
also these
>>123353069
>>123353070
>>123352951
Come now, you know that Diadeam will be used for the new relic questline in 3.15.
>>123353087
>Clusters
What the fuck, that's expensive.
Pick something from the 51-60 range.
Wasn't there some mention of dyeable High Allagan gear being available in 3.1? Was this just a misrepresentation of Diadem gear having the potential to be pre-glamoured to HA gear, or will it be something introduced in a future patch?
>>123353152
idk senpai there was supposed to be ranked pvp as well. yoshi is a fucking hack
>>123353190
"Hurr Relic in 3.1 :B " - Yoshi "Kill yourself" P
>>123353129
okay Meat Miq'abob then
>>123353152
>Was this just a misrepresentation of Diadem gear having the potential to be pre-glamoured to HA gear
I think they ended up pushing that back to craftable versions in 3.2. I've actually seen some gear drop with Allagan glamours in Diadem, but never dyed.
>when you fall in the bath tub and you try to contact life alert but your button is too far away so you trained your self hard enough to get out on your own
>>123353331
this was one of the coolest things I was looking forward to, that you could get stuff with rare stats and glamour/color combinations that weren't possible otherwise. DISAPPOINTMENT IS ALL I GOT THO
>>123353246
What's your main pve role?
Also, how would I even deliver these snacks to you?
>>123353396
is slut a pve role
maintenance lifted when
>>123353463
puttel is pure
>>123353395
Don't worry anon, craftable Allagan/High Allagan is on it's way. Soon we will have our dyed tank coats, our dyed black mage robes. We'll have them.
I don't know what I'd do if they ended up saying "lol just kidding" like they did with relics being 3.1. Probably just sit there, numbly staring at my screen.
How long would it take for me to level a fresh char all the way to 60? I will be literally just using it for raiding.
>>123353396
dork knight
>>123353463
oi oi cheeky
>>123353516
a few days if you do it smart
>>123353484
>implying puttel is the only slut
BOY THIS MINION HOTFIX PATCH MUST REALLY BE A BIG DEAL FOR THE MAINTENANCE TO GO PAST THE TIME THEY SAID IT WOULD
Servers are back up
UPUPUPGOGOGO
Servers are up. This is not a drill.
I repeat, SERVERS ARE UP.
S E R V E R S A R E U P
>>123351776you
Fuck, I just got halfway through Nightcrawler.
so are there always lots of people on balmug? thinking of moving
>Balmung closed already
jesus christ
>finish making my Lyn
>ffxiv servers come up
Oh...nevermind...
Why god, why.
>Servers are up
>Got a chance to make my cute Midlander on Balmung
Success!
>tfw finally made it on Balmung
4 MONTHS THIS TOOK 4 MONTHS AND I PROBABLY WONT EVEN PLAY THIS CHARACTER AT ALL
>>123353778
>>123353750
too slow m8's
>>123353814
Nope, managed to make 1 alt.
Wanted 2 though.
>finally made balmung alt
>will never work up courage to erp
>>123353794
N
A
M
E
time to see how much they fucked up diadem
>>123353864
Post a picture, bitch. Momma will judge you.
>>123353794
>carrotfag is spreading
>>123353864
you better erp
you stole my spot, bitch
Looks like more bots got into the server instead of actual players lmao
>>123353868
Ashforth Brewer, I think I made his skin a bit paler and his hair a bit lighter from this pic.
Scary... there's a neverending line of bots running towards the marketplace...
>>123353989
>>123354029
>these piece of shit chinks prevented me from making a futa xaela
REEEEEEEEEEEE
Which one of you is this?
So this is Balmung? It doesn't seem that special...
>>123353989
were you cerethes person i forget the name, started with ce tho
>>123353552
What is the smart way then? I want to grind this shit as fast as possible.
>>123353804
what...my lyn is cool...
>log in as soon as the servers come up
>queue void ark as tank
>still having to wait
They should have never listened to people who cried about Labyrinth of the Ancients. It should still be 6 tanks, 6 healers, and 12 dps.
>>123354119
Get a buddy for instant queues
skip all the quest dialogue
>>123354097
How big is your dick?
when the hell did he get this gil
>>123354215
Big....Enough while still being very feminine.
>>123354306
i totally failed at blocking out the name lmao
>people had a small window to make a character
>they made a horrible looking character
>in Ul'dah, and not as the single best leveling class
>they will never have a chance to fix this mistake
smdh tbqh phams
>>123353359
glad i scrolled up desu
Why...can I not connect to the NA data center
>>123354579
ippiki is that you
>>123354080
Excellent question, I would like to know who this hottie is.
>>123354632Because you've got to milk me first.
>>123354579
>Subscription fanta
>>123354579
Why do you feel the need to judge everything people do to scrape up attention to yourself?
They made what they like
They're probably not going to level it
What is veteran reward fantasia
>tfw missed chance to make a new character on Balmung
>tfw still gonna have to transfer
>>123354210
What if I have no buddy to level with? I made one on Gilgamesh.
>>123354579
>phams
what, is everyone vietnamese now?
>>123354676
>not keeping it as backup for new hairstyles
Let's be honest, you're not leveling, see >>123354734
>>123354743
i thought balmung was closed off? is it still possible to get there through the transfer option?
>>123354632
Restart the game it was happening to me too.
>>123354743
>Almost made one but got too picky with skin/ lip colors at the last second
God dammit.
>>123354806
yeah, I just transferred
>>123354743
Joye? I never thought you'd resub
>>123354815
if it wasn't made in literally two minutes after servers came up you weren't close at all
>>123354792
I'm not even one of the guys that made a character on Balmung, famalamalimalamaly.I've been openly ERPing on my main for a year now.
>>123354895
Still doesn't justify burning your only free fantasia because you were in a rush or were feeling like memeing
I have a character on Balmung but it's hilarious to watch the desperation
so where the new gilgamesh sluts
>>123350398
Highlanders don't have eyebrows.
>>123354875
I was at the character creation screen within literally 30 seconds.
>>123354974
why new, when you have me around?
Is there no way to get Twintania as a mount if I've used a referral code?
looks like it's going to be another week waiting over an hour for this shitty void ark que. kill me
>tfw made plans to do content with friends as soon as maintenance was over
>they don't show up
What do I do now..?
>>123355042
i dunno, are you already one of mine?
i haven't been paying you much attention if so.
s o r r y
>>123355149
have you tried not queuing at 3 in the morning on a wednesday?
>>123355120
Inviting other people, anon
>>123355180
i could be..Kage aether
>>123355173
You come sit in my lap!
>>123354756
What class are you? I could help you out later.
>>123355197
doesn't matter if i que at prime time, same shit.
>>123355180
Why the fuck are you always lookign directly up at the camera. That's like acting 101 bruv, don't make eye contact with the lens
>>123355226
have you tried not queuing at 3 in the morning on a wednesday
WE MADE IT SENPAI
>>123355149
>people still queueing with tanks
Just go dps and greed on tank pieces, everything your party tank doesn't need is yours, worked for me so far
>>123355246
because he's looking at you
>>123355246
not that anon, but i've seen people bitch and cry about people that take screenshots looking away or at an angle. always some autist that doesn't like something.
>>123355214
But I don't even know who you are!
>>123355280
yes, I still wait forever like I said
>>123355289
i only have tanks leveled :^)fuck me in the ass
>>123355226
If possible queue with some DPS in a party. I've had sub 4 minute queues as tank that way.
>>123355287
dang, is abe gonna fug both of u
>>123355287
Who do the graphics on this screenshot look so... odd?
>>123355246
i break the fourth wall
i'm not part of your universe.
>>123355209
i am not on right now, and logging on is quite a bit of effort.
i think i ran out of collars toolel
>>123355209
Oh, it wasn't appearing earlie,r maybe because I let my sub lapse
Thanks, if anyone wants one: F9QGCXP3
>tfw no males that like futa
I thought Balmung was supposed to be degenerate...
>>123355404
>>123355404
>Abe fugging anyone
kek
Is there like a guideline or a range of dps out there for each job like a graph or something? Like a breakdown of the expected dps based on ilvl? Everyone seems to have like a number in there head but say a NIN in i196 doing like 850dps is that good, bad, or average? Or like a MNK same ilvl.
>Adventurer in Need (DPS)
>Reward Already Received
>Duty Registration Complete
Anyone else do this?
>>123355396
that would be ideal but no one wants to do that shit with me
>>123355441
I like futa on maleBut I don't ERP
>>123355441
send a tell to me, p'roci tia
>goldspammers wish me a happy thanksgiving and my friends + /xivg/ don't
>>123355441
i'm a male irl does that count
>>123354806
You can sneak in right after the servers comeback up, but you've got to beat all the bots and other erp seekers.
>>123355410
Looks like that on /gpose.
>>123355512
Not even a little bit? I go both ways...
>>123355558
No sorry, male characters only.
>>123355441
How long have you been on Balmung? Because I've had about five male character models approach me. Three of them roegadyn.I'm futaroe.
>>123354963
If they decide to fanta a second time later, it's cheaper than a transfer.
>>123355217
Archer.
would anyone who just made it on the Balmung like to PLAY THE GAME and level up, instead of worrying about ERP and whos gonna fuck who? I'd like a leveling partner.
We can fuck at level 47
>>123355702
why level 47
>>123355723
Glamour nigga.
>>123355702
Class?
>>123355723
Maybe because Aurum Vale is so painful you want to relax after
>Gothic Dolly is getting more and more desperate for ERP because their subscription runs out in 2 days
>Literally running around with <FUTA> as their FC name
>Getting more and more lewd in the open, as if they weren't bad enough before
In just 2 more days the game will be a better place. For Christ's sake it's always dickgirls who are the grossest.
>>123355812
What are some examples of this?
>>123355702
i could level blm with you since i need swiftcast really badly
>>123355812
who is the best non-dickgirl, anon
>>123355812
What the fuck is wrong with this game really
I've been in almost all existent mmos but this is the one with the most degenerate community I've ever seen, in a sexual way of course
And no I'm not saying this because of /xivg/
Is that because of the higher average age of users?
>>123355679
Sweet, I can tank or heal stuff later for you, if you want to.
>>123355287
Is Shana a girl irl or just another neckbard? Pretty sure it's the latter right?
post happy faces
>>123355846
Talking about their big fat nuts for one thing.
>>123355973
I'm a guy
>>123355978
pls be eu
>>123355948
I literally don't even know but you're super right
Like you said it's not even just xivg. It's like widespread as fuck. So much lewdIt's kinda godlike but also kinda like fuck off you know?
>>123355625
A month or so. I've tried hitting on guys, even male roes but they always decline and tell me that they would prefer girls instead.
>>123356018
Why do you and Abe hang around so much then?
>>123355973
i never got this. everyone that has a beard has hair on their neck. do you glorify girly men that can't grow beards?
>>123355978
That's an adorable lala
Would /hug
>>123356057
Why not? I like him.
>>123355948
I don't even mind lewd. I don't like it when someone just doesn't fucking stop to take a breather about it and shoves it in your face 24/7.
I'd even prefer fucking erp sluts with their search info talking about raping their tailholes to some gross fucker running around thinking they're so clever with their 'shocking sexual jokes'.
>>123355978
I'm happiest when I'm sad.
>>123356130
why won't you be my gf ;;
>>123355812
maybe if you didn't spend all your time online around the dicksands you wouldn't have to see them, but it sounds like you're keeping constant tabs on them so i guess that's not an option. i saw them maybe one time.
>>123355948
This game facilitates ERP well, more so than any game I've played. Search Info is a wonderous thing. Also sandals.
>>123356207
Hello Dolly. You're a sick fuck you know that?
>>123356041
And here I am turning them away because they're too masculine.
I can't meet with you right now, but it would ease my guilt if I could send them to someone.
>>123356057
Do you not know what Yaranaika "i have alts on every catgirls server" Abe does?
is anyone on who can invite me to the balmung linkshell
>tfw got my last mistbreak left side piece yesterday
glad I didn't go to bed and joined that HM party
still not happy with some of the rolls though
>>123355812
>For Christ's sake it's always dickgirls who are the grossest.
Hey, that's not fair. I'm a very clean person, to the point of being obsessive about it. I just sweat easily.I hate it.
No I'm not this Dolly person.
>>123356385
Nope no idea honestly. Please enlighten me.
>>123356161
/slap
>>123356220
Actually this game has one of the worst facilitation for ERP I've ever seen in an MMO.
For one, character customization is abysmal.
Two, the search info is so frightfully small most people use it to paste a tiny url link to their f-list.
Three, the chat system will randomly drop your message if it's too lewd. This has never, ever happened in any other MMO I've ever played.
Four, no private instances so you have to duck into a corner.
Existence is reasonable. Let's make things better.
>>123356429
He chats politely with cute catgrils at every opportunity.
>>123355287
GO TO HELL YOU DISGUSTING FLAT SHIT
>>123356453
/sulk
>>123356507
post it with the WoL/WoD
WHAT THE FUCK YOSHI, WHY ARE YOU NERFING LOOT IN DIADEM MAKING PEOPLE RUN IT EVEN MORE
>>123356392
why would you filter out your entire character? got somethin to hide u whore??
>>123355948
Because the game was touched by Slaanesh.
>>123356638
Get back to Gridania.
>>123356652
he didn't nerf loot, just spawns
>>123356653
i'm shy
>>123356638
What are those log messages about ranks and how do I get them?
>>123356720
Guildworks for FFXIV
>>123356707
so pretty much nerfed loot.
Now I have to fucking move about killing shit.
>>123356761
>>123356784
Is it legal?
>>123350757
>not only is all other content dead, we're going to make diadem even more dead. please subscribe!
