it's speedrun
>Marathons:
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
>Resources:
speedrunslive.com/tools
TASVideos.org
speedrun.com
srg.speedrun.tv
rankings.the-elite.net/~RWhiteGoose/
first for lazathon
fw bad day
GENDER ROLLS
>>123293576
Cancer raising money for AGDQ when he doesn't even have a run. Bad enough even if he does have one, this is next level cancer.
>donation shaming
>>123294012
upwording this post
Some nice memes in this thread already boys, keep it up.
>>123294250
*accepts donation*
Hey /srg/ wassup
*hi-5s you*
Lets hang! :)
>>123294098
*sneaks peek at anime's feet
i thought supporting our boiz meant paying for their vacation so i can see them on stream. at least that's what duke_bilgewater told me.
>>123294538
Duke is scum.
>>123291005
fuck.
>>123294538
Imagine being one of the people who donated for Duke to fuck Beneziaa.
>>123293884
For sgdq2016 I am gonan do a fundraiser so I can buy snacks and alcohol for watching the stream.
>>123294740
word
>>123294670
Swap it to miles in the top right hand corner, click the cog -> settings -> stats -> preferred units.
Good job though nigga
>>123294538
His name is Ishmael BongWasser you swine.
>>123294775
>watching the stream
might need to cut out the snacks and just buy nothing but alcohol.
>>123294740
How did she end up going anyway? I thought she wasn't getting any of the money.
>>123294935
gotta have something to help keep down the alchie
>>123295116
Duke Jr. asked Duke Sr. to pay for her trip
>>123294670
who is this?
>>123295116
you don't remember "honestly, i don't think anyone will notice if we took a little extra"?
Hey guys, witwix here, what should my next tweet be?
>>123295238
>Duke Sr.
its peter
>>123295396
a link to my stream
>>123295116
Jeremy "Bill" Skellyton the Bad paid for her ticket
"I've really been working on fitness." -Gunnermaniac
>>123295552
he does look thinner desu
>>123295486
what's your link bud
>liquidxsquid
>>123295712
just look at the /srg/ team list and pick a random runner. maybe i'll get lucky.
>>123295742
>hearthstone
Toppest of plebs.
>>123294872
1.6km is basically 1 mile. Just did it for the meme.
Also thanks :)
>>123295253
It's a secret :3
>>123295552
zack wtf is wrong with you
god dammit how many times do i have to go over the fact he's on break
>>123295552
Fitness dick in your mouth
http://strawpoll.me/6093151
http://strawpoll.me/6093151
http://strawpoll.me/6093151
is there anything wrong with running a game on a flash cart?
>>123295921
still better than being a squid squad member
>>123295934
>1.6km is basically 1 mile
This is America mother fucker I don't want to be converting your shitty measurements
>>123296453
>no suicide option
fuck off
most impressive speedruns in your opinion?
Either a specific run or games that are just hard to speedrun.
>>123297008
medievil
>>123297008
Games I like
>>123297008
Dragon Quest 8 TAS
>>123297008
SM64 obviously.
Why would you run any other game?
>>123297008
oot any%
>>123297008
Umihara Kawase
>>123297457
>medievil
>>123297421
>>123297286
>>123297271
>>123297168
>>123297102
I was bored and now I got something to watch. Thank you guys.
>>123295712
fuck that guy tweet about #eatingasandwich
>>123297587
dropping a big, fat word on this one
>>123297008
i'm shit at video games and every game i run has a high skill ceiling that i'll never reach.
so every game. ever.
>>123294872
>nigga
>getting mega butthurt over donations which are a drop in the bucket for anyone with a real job
Kekking at anyone who's poor enough to do this
>>123298876
Fuck off donation fag.
tfw your speedcrush will never lay the smoochdown on you
>>123298876
wording this tbf
>>123298898
Nope, no matter how hard you samefag, no matter how butthurt you get, i'm still gonna come here and make fun of you for being a poor, jealous NEET. Stay mad though, niglet.
>resume the paused stream of 360chrism
>nigga is actually speedrunning ur mr gay instead of mario maker
lmao rarely closed a stream this fast
>>123293486
IDDQD and win.
>>123297738
Yeah got a problem senpai
>>123298876
why even have it if you don't make any money out of it? obviously people don't like you enough to donate, so are you just that full of yourself?
>>123299131
You don't know what samefagging is.
I'm not even poor, or NEET, I'm just not a donation fag or a nuthugger and I'm not involved in any clique bullshit with people who donation fag.
Fuck off.
>123297659
Had to throw it on the end of a tweet thanks for the great advice man!
>>123298971
idktf my speedcrush lays the smoochdown on me every night :3c
>>123299842
cumcrab... fantasies and dreams do not count.
>Geoff crying because Did You Know Gaming used one of his Monkey Ball replays and it filing a copyright complaint against it
Pathetic.
>>123299520
Your incoherent post is a shining example of the typical retard who rails against donations
>>123299534
You're basically a tripfag at this point, it's embarrassing to see someone so passionate about a pittance smaller than what the government gives niggers on a daily basis. You're autistic as fuck and nobody takes you seriously.
>>123299976
Fuck off you disgusting donation fag. There is absolutely no defending it, you're just one yourself or you're a nuthugger to those who do it. Kill yourself.
*watches lazathon*
>>123299534
No you're involved with a clique who doesn't speedrun, vehemently attacks others, polices the thread and decides who is and isn't "/srg/" even though only one of you speedruns.
>>123296461
was it because i actually tried to ask a question about speedrunning?
>>123300119
>all dem buzzwords
Nkr, are donations your new crusade? Because you've made it a meme, just like everything else you focus your autistic energies on. No one respects you because of how fucking autistic you sound, you're a braindead little faggot who needs to be lobotomized and placed on 100mg lithium before you hurt yourself in an autistic frenzy.
>>123296461
It depends on the console and cart. For instance one of the prominent NES flashcarts fails more true-to-original-cartridge checks than puNES, the leading emulator in accuracy.
>>123300403
No there's nothing wrong with it. If you want to be sure just ask the community of your game.
>>123299976
just saying its kinda egotistical to have a donation link if no one donates. i could give three shits that you like rattling a tin can on the internet for money.
>>123300403
Really depends on how autistic the community is that runs it. Most people won't mind but never even dare to meantion anything but a real jap n64 with jap cardridge and original fucked up n64 controller.
What game do you want to run?
>>123300551
Not him, but I heard using PSP CFW to run games is allowed. Is that true?
>>123300510
>not respecting someone who stands behind their own beliefs and won't back down for anyone
i support noobkillerroof
>>123300704
*for sm64
My bad.
>>123300719
Well that is a native feature of the console, so I'd be surprised if it got any different behaviour out of the games. I guess the question to ask is if load times are the same, (for games that were only available on disc and not download).
>>123300659
Nope, i don't need donations but i don't begrudge anyone who takes them. Donations are only big paydays for retarded NEETs who couldn't earn a dime if their lives depended on it.
Anyone else trying to find a new speedgame?
Hows your searching going?
>>123301141
Having to run games off the UMD would be major ass.
>>123300719
i used to do it, using cfw to record with remotejoylite
but using rjl makes games lag and causes other issues, so you lose time over just using the tv out and a cap card
>>123301141
using cfw actually allows you to save tons of time from loading the games off your memory stick (in mhf2 for example, you save like 20 seconds per area transition, which means you end up cutting like 10 minutes off your time over using a umd) you can also force the clock speed higher if the game doesn't natively max out the cpu, meaning you'll get less lag
>b-butt donations are small!
>proceed to beg for money to play videogames
>tfw shit internet so can't stream
>>123300367
Who do you think it is if you are so sure what clique they are in?
hehehehheh
>>123301779
iktf
>>123301848
he's playing guess the poster! srg's new favorite game and squid always wins.
>>123300510
>>123300848
I'm not NKR, fuck off you donation fags.
>>123302184
>tfw people always think i'm yashi
>zfg is live
WHY WAS I NOT TOLD?
if you try to say NKR like a regular word it kinda sounds like nigger
>>123301245
Heck yeah brother. Did one run and im only a minute behind wr
more like ntr
That was the most powerful run I've ever seen. True POWER. After the pause, Clemens decided this was going to be the run. The strafing in the big room was just POWER! He powered through it. The game didn't want to give it to him without a fight, but he just POWERED THROUGH IT! Fuck, that run against the glass as it was breaking was insane. I've never seen such clean strafing in a building level in my LIFE. From the pause to the vents... it was just INSANE. Then once Clemens was in the vents, while he wasn't perfect, it was never in doubt. The way he peeked around the corners and shot the AR33 was just POWERFUL. I don't think I've ever seen such powerful shots coming out of an AR33 in my LIFE. It almost seemed like the shots were STRONGER, FASTER, HIGHER, BETTER. Maybe that just describes Clemens himself.
The sweep is long overdue but often with things like that they come out sweeter in the end. This is the best record in Goldeneye history. It outclasses the other Tier 1s like Train 57, Jungle 54, Silo 110, Frigate 23. Congratulations Clemens, you deserve it.
I have to give credit to NKR for sticking onto his beliefs. Immigrants are ruining Europe, that is a fact. Donationfags are tainting the speedrun community, that is a fact.
>>123302527
inb4 he starts clamoring for a namechange now
>>123302726
he's also a kekold, so does that make the people against donations kekolds?
>>123302875
How is he a kek? All he believes in is to have white children and there's nothing wrong with that. The "refugees" are systematically eliminating whites in Europe by outbreeding them and that is fucked.
>>123303121
Can you keep this shit out of these threads?
Thanks.
zfg laying the smackdown on speedrunning drama right now
>>123300551
You have to consider how relevant these accuracy tests are to speedrunning though.
The basic emulation is perfect with pretty much every good NES emulator and if it's not you'll notice soon enough. The only thing they fail usually is slight audio and graphics stuff. The biggest factor for speedrunning that is completely ignored in these tests is lag. Bsnes passes 100% of tests and is "cycle-accurate" although it is known to not emulate lag accurately. Kirby's Adventure TASes don't play back on console because of lag differences.
>>123303420
tfw autism smash drama is way cooler than speedrun drama
That was the most powerful post I've ever seen. True POWER. After the new thread, NKR decided this was going to be the post. The strafing in the big room was just POWER! He powered through it. The thread didn't want to give it to him without a fight, but he just POWERED THROUGH IT! Fuck, that run against the glass as it was breaking was insane. I've never seen such clean strafing in a thread in my LIFE. From the new thread to the post... it was just INSANE. Then once NKR was in the post, while he wasn't perfect, it was never in doubt. The way he peeked around the corners and shot the keks was just POWERFUL. I don't think I've ever seen such powerful shots coming out of an NKR in my LIFE. It almost seemed like the shots were STRONGER, FASTER, HIGHER, BETTER. Maybe that just describes NKR himself.
The post is long overdue but often with things like that they come out sweeter in the end. This is the best post in /srg/ history. It outclasses the other Tier 1s like who is we, monkeyposting, kekmo, chibi. Congratulations NKR, you deserve it.
>>123301779
Even slayer could stream from his 1 core craptop.
And so does cavememe.
>>123303504
>Kirby's Adventure TASes don't play back on console because of lag differences.
forgot to add:
But you won't have that problem with a PowerPak since it uses the NES's hardware.
I only came to this thread because I was bored and wanted something fun to watch. I never frequent these threads.
This donation/no donation "debate" is probably the most autistic shit I've ever seen. You can also just tell that the people crying the loudest are stereotypical 4chan contrarians.
>>123303647
That's nice, what's that got to do with terrible internet upload speed?
>>123302726
Struggle and fight, and never slacken, never tire, never lose courage, and never lose faith.
What's up srg you don't like my shoes? That's because you already know my shoes is better than yous
imagine being rwhitegoose and deleting your posts on reddit because someone copied and pasted them on /srg/
![4091302298[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Z6NVSJ8.png "4091302298[1].png")
>>123303857
Cavememe streams with this.
>>123303721
Go beg for money somewhere else, donationfag.
>>123303721
Well go watch streams then? You shouldn't go past the OP if you're just looking for streams anyway.
>>123299142
chrism's stream sucks but that nigga can side blj like a mad cunt 2bhwuf
>>123304178
Hmm well that is sort of similar to mine though I live in Australia and we don't exactly get the best from Twitch. They were putting offices or some shit here pretty soon I think so that might help with streaming.
If anything that sort of gives me confidence.
>>123304362
Is he within a minute of wr yet?
>>123304443
that's like 3x what pyrius' upload is and he's an aussie
>>123304450
idk my man but heres a link to check http://www.google.com
>>123304178
not that guy but I drop like 75% frames even though under testing mine is much better, strange
WHERE ARE THE MEMES SERG!?tfw WR in clicking captcha palm trees
>>123303721
Fuck off you donation fag jew.
>>123304813
im p good at turkeys myself
>>123304949
ABOVE
>>123303647
>muh 1 core internet speed
>>123304813
I bet squid is the best at clicking the bananas LOL!
>>123304813
tfw no hitomi tanaka gf
>>123304813
Hitomi a qt
>>123304982
You don't know what this means.
>>123304813
yea i was in that thread too
>>123304813
LOOK at those TIDDIES
>>123305157
oh why can they never last...
>>123305151
ABOVE.
>>123304636
what should I search for?
>>123305267
You don't know what this means.
>>123304813
what kind of degenerate would have this saved?
What ever happened to the OneHand / meme
>>123302352
You're just as autistic you fucking retard
>>123300510
that's squid
>>123306523
No it's not you autistic cunt
>>123306224
Fuck off you disgusting little jew.
>>123305267
AWOO IT ALL
>tfw you agreed with srg about the donations then people sperged and it went too far
Every time
>>123306851
word.
>>123306851
it's literally all one guy playing multiple people
>>123306843
I LOVE TO HOWL.
>>123306996
AWUU IT ALL~
>>123306851
fw you started "who is we" then people sperged and it went too far
>>123307159
who is we?
>>123307159
Thanks for the late reply!
hey my and my wife's son are bored and want to watch some speedruns while she's out with friends
any recommendations?
I want to apologize for comparing people asking for donations for playing a video game with child molesters in this thread yesterday. The harm of child molestation is overrated and donationfags are much worse.
>>123307510
who is my?
>>123307510
Sure, there's a marathon going on here
http://bombch.us/Bpk7
>>123307561
#WhiteChildrenMatter
>>123307796
someone click on this and tell me what it is
>>123300367
Delivering a late word.
Reminder that pie was doing better financially when he was doing smrpg low-level runs and raking in 700-1k at a time. Now he can go whole streams without a single donation despite having up to 3k viewers
>>123307947
It's a redirect to LetMeGoogleThatForYou
>>123307510
Did you see the ADGQ runs? They might not be world record runs but having people who are not busy running explain what is going on makes it very entertaining especially if you're not familiar with that particular run.
>>123306851
The purge is the best thing to happen to /srg/
>>123307947
i clicked it but nothing happened
>>123306896
step up ur ygo edge son
>>123308252
he was building a dedicated autism base then blew it with stupid sellout gimmicks
>>123308485
>with a !twist
I donate to speedrunners.
yoshi's island
Why is Youtube so fucking slow? Will I get better upload speed, if I become a partner?
>>123310047
>601 minutes
consider yourself lucky my run took 40 hours to encode and another 30 to upload
>>123309865
Wooly world is better desu
>>123310047
no, it's just not very good but it's all we've got
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icruGcSsPp0
>>123308252
but anon, smrpg low-level runs would require him to actually play a video game that demands some level of skill
wouldn't you rather watch him play runescape, super mario maker, or maybe just talk over mario maker?
>>123310997
>playing mario maker does not require skill
lmaoing at all the jeallous kids that can't afford a wii u ITT
>>123310581
Good joke.
Has there even been a new meme the past week?
>>123305079
underrated post
>>123311373
non expert mario maker is a joke tho
>>123310997
>some level of skill
>not SM64
It's like none of you even do speedruns.
I feel like I have a special connection with /srg/-chan~ :3c
>>123312159
its just rote memorization and muscle memory
>>123311373
>>123312159
why would you ever consider the element on skill in a game whose content varies each and every time it's played in its most played modes. this is why i'll never understand mario maker speedruns, or why speedrunners are so insistent on racing it. there's no consistent demand for a certain level of skill, there's no architecture to the content in the game. it's hardly a game, it's just facebook for level editors.
>>123312997
right in ur bosoms titty monster
>>123313142
How is the ability to quickly react to unpredictable situations not a skill?
If you're going to jump to every VC release to play your game why bother playing your current one when it will be outdated by loads?
>>123312997
Inside of Narcissa desu!
>>123313465
Seriously, adaptive skill is more impressive than memorizing a fucking obstacle course.
fw girls only want boyfriends who have great skills
>>123312371
a run being only rote memorization and muscle memory means it's probably optimized as all hell. dunno if sm64 is to that point, but trying to keep up with a very optimized time is still very challenging.
>>123313726
LOL
its 2015. you don't need shit to impress girls. the internet and texting alone does half the work for you if you know what you're doing.
>>123314079
Teach me more, sempai.
>>123313518
A major issue of speedrunning that your time may eventually be hard to beat and the PB/WR hype donations dry up. VC rereleases are perfect for that, because they are literally free PB/WR mechanisms and get the donations rolling again even if your new run is worse.
>>123313465
>>123313687
if we're going down this road we'll just end up asking whether speedrunning is inherently competitive
TFW
>>123314147
be polite and open, but make sure to sneak a few mean jabs in every now and then to make sure she doesn't take the reigns. don't feel bad, because she'll be doing the same to you.
>>123314250
who? i can unban you if you aren't a fucking loser
>>123314516
Nah I'm a fucking loser unfortunately
>>123314225
>grindmonkey protecting his area
>>123314338
sounds like some sociopath shit.
>>123314578
literally what. reaction time is definitely an element of video game skill, i just don't think that applying it to mario maker means that suddenly the game is fit to think of as comparable in skill to a speedrun because it's still sheerly random
are there any other games with basically no developer-made content in them
>>123314516
now this is a yashi post tbqhwyl (to be quite honest with you lad)
people who are banned from GDQs should do marathons to raise money to go to AGDQ. i'd be interested to see how much money they could raise just to see how clueless the people donating really are.
>>123314849
No one claims mario maker speedruns are good without set course. But does it rquire more skill that is useful in life and as human? Oh yes 100%
You are applying the skills to very different levels while speedrunning is so dull and static a hamster could learn it with enough grind.
>>123314709
its not though? being mean to each other is crucial in a relationship because both people have to share the same "level" i guess. if one gets ahead or too far ahead of the other, its pretty likely they will lose respect for them and search for someone else that is on their level.
but a sociopath would do that, then stick around just to keep the other as low as possible so they can always maintain control. that's why you see beta males getting bossed around by their wives, and battered housewives who are married to scum.
>>123314608
whatever happened to him?
>>123315045
even with set course, who's to judge the quality of those courses? were they well-designed for a speedrun? is the level of quality consistent across each level?if you don't like speedrunning why are you even here
>>123315379
>him
stfu retard
>>123315608
I like speedrunning in bounds. Mario maker is a welcome change for many speedrunners.
>>123315681
he just said he was gay, not trans.
>>123311507
:o is now officially known as le headcrab face
y_ tell zfg to run tphd once it releases
>>123316013
More like the face I made when you mom showed me her feet!
>>123316013
reminder that squid is okay with headcrab shitting up the thread just because headcrab clings onto his nuts
>>123307510
your wife's son? u a kek nigga?
>>123316501
same
>>123316157
why would someone buy twilight princess hd
nintendofags eat any shit nintendo sells
like cmon senpai at least oot 3ds and wind waker hd were major improvements over the first release
>>123316393
did you get pics?
>>123310586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos
I really, really hope Mofat gets hardcore into TP HD
the anticipation of a Mofat spergout is one of the purest joys in life
Reminder that the Rookathon 2 happened and Ion who considers himself our boi took part in the money scumming. Disgusting.
>>123310586
This is basically the future for many many videos since they get downloaded and reuploaded all over a bunch of sites. So many videos are already literred with watermarks from 10 different sites. Some of the early viral videos cannot be found on the internet anymore without some major alterations from "witty" reuploaders. What a loss to the history of memes.
>>123318368
classic
MingLee
>>123319496
if any oldbois have the gif of Mofat smashing stuff, that would be greatly appreciated
easily one of the spergiest things I've ever seen
>>123319628
i meant to post this
seconding that gif tho
based darbian
>>123319878
one of the funniest moments of srg3 was the restreamer posting Mofat pics on stream, and Mofat bitching about it in chat. I can't remember, but I think someone bopped him after that.
in the middle of it all
>>123319496
I swear he's quit speedrunning more than everyone else combined
>>123320032
thats what the image reminds me of too kek
i think he had a meltdown on twitter about it and whoever was restreaming gave in
>>123319878
>sig is silver
>>123320179
twitch admins asked it to be removed from stream, i think doak said they will be trying to get them down but i believe they stayed up for the rest of the run.
wasn't the game being played bomberman 64? i seem to remember it being that game
I had a dream where Cosmo was streaming wind waker after deciding that he didn't want to be a girl anymore. He had tons of viewers and was happy again.
>>123320417
it makes me sad that our bois are too retarded to record properly, I believe none of the srg3 runs are on YouTube and are probably lost to the ether
>>123320554
>Cosmo
Fuck off!
>>123320573
pretty sure it was ciyon's job to do that
>>123299952
>knowing that
Pathetic.
>>123320910
Thanks for the late reply!
>>123320573
yeah most of them are gone
>tfw no trihex run where they plastered memes all over his face and he got sad about it
>>123321141
>>123321141
Word
srg3 overall is underrated desu
>>123316785
>twilight princess hd
is this actually being released? i might buy a wii u on black friday if it is
>>123321298
Why did he even have his cam on in the first place lmao
>>123321535
>>123321298
he was the only fucking one who insisted on using facecam
serves him right
>>123321298
At least we have the 2stop/trihex race with MHC commentary.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYBFobwJ3DQ
>>123321713
and even w/o it he wasnt safe
