>>123207270 last thread
>MGO3 Info
http://www.konami.jp/mgs5/tpp/en/online/index.php5
>NEW PLAYER GUIDE
http://i.imgur.com/K9rvfa4.jpg
>STEAM GROUP
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/metalgeargeneral
>/mgg/ ONEDRIVE FOLDER
https://onedrive.live.com/redir?resid=65254E4C501EDAEF!4116&authkey=!AMDti9C9NNjfhT8&ithint=folder%2cxlsx
>LISTS, GUIDES, DOWNLOADS AND OTHER STUFF
http://pastebin.com/qM3XwMce
>MGS2 SUBSTANCE NOVEL - NEEDS TRANSLATION
https://mega.nz/#!Y08iFCBa!Z3j3Tco4vE14mwwVJTQbch9Zo4SvZRXO1ntjEjn1JRc
>MGSV NOVEL - PARTIALLY TRANSLATED
https://mega.nz/#!U1NFzAII!4nuhjrIo8arMdb2Ref4dWRB-4CZ86Sp9QY1sYDnhVfM
>TIMELINE AND EPILOGUES:
http://pastebin.com/3m93ExcY
>CHAPTER 1:
http://pastebin.com/frkkvef3
>CHAPTER 2:
http://pastebin.com/7YMg9Gia
>KOJIMA'S THOUGHTS ABOUT THE NOVELIZATION
http://pastebin.com/JVZZxW1D
>QTS FARMING
https://i.imgur.com/19a5fFK.jpg
Tumbling down
Tumbling down
Tumbling down
Kaz is chubby. CHUBBY!
Let's try and be nice this thread shall we?you fucking bunch of faggots
Best girls
I know some of you guys use cheats or debugs the game.
PLEASE SOME ONE FUCK AROUND WITH SAVE FILE: ADD ANYTHING BUT MORE LVLS TO YOUR UNITS. LIKE 100 TANKS AND ANTI-AIRS.
I want to know if this increases your defensive/offensive capabilities in PF battles.
>>123263652
Yesnoman
>>123263689
I've been fultoning every emplacement I seen for this exact reason and it does fucking nothing.
>>123263689
Talk like a normal human, you fuck.
>>123263710
MGSV Finishedman ?
Should I shut all my Kikongos away into the Qurantine Zone or should I rush the Codetalker missions?
>>123263710
Legs Kekedman
>>123263939
both
>>123263816
I'm guess the issue you noticed is that you lose defenses against people with a lower level combat team than your sec team? Yeah, that's because of all the good guys on your sec team being directly contracted.
>>123263710
Hayter Employedman
>>123263710
hack potteryman
>>123263939
If you put them in quarantine they have a chance of surviving when you get the cure. Otherwise I think they just die.
Wow, look at all those useless grade 7 and 8 weapons that cost a thousand resources to deploy with after you've already spent 50000 resources just to develop them.
They got rid of the online missions that give you S+ staff. I hope you guys got some while you could.
>>123263710
AMD Driverman
>>123263710
Mgg Goodman
>>123263710
Dog Wolfman
>>123263710
PS4 Gamesman
So if Quiet doesn't eat does that mean she also doesn't shit?
Would that mean her ass was free from feces and thus edible?
>>123263710
Funny Anonymousman
>>123264613
Parasites bruh
>>123263963
>>123264142
Alright alright, thanks you guys.
I wanted to spend some time doing FOB Missions to get dat GMP, but I guess I'll just rush these missions to get my boys back on their feet.
i am here /mgg/
what should i do
>>123263710
Inter dimendman
>>123264613
She smells like a freshly cut lawn after a night of light rain, and probably tastes like one two.
I liked the thread better when we had those MGO chicks in bikinis being posted. It was like being in a gentlemen's bar with complimentary lap dances. Don't know why that had to stop.
>>123264694
MGO died
>>123264675
Walk in and say thank you for all the great games they've published over the years and wish them the best on whatever they do in the fututre
>>123263965
I really don't believe direct contracts have anything to do with it, from looking at the ranking list under PF grade I can tell it somewhat consistently depends on the team level, lv60 team is around ~75k power, lv80 is about 90k and so on. Then there are these obvious fucking hackers with a lv17 team and 500k power.
>YOU
>WILL
>NEVER
>EVER
>LIVE
>IN
>MOTHER
>BASE
Why is reality so harsh?
does anyone have some lewd paz pics? or shower webm
>>123264693
>>123264613
This sort of talk is not allowed in /mgg/
>>123265007
But the flavor profile of The Ones that Cover parasites is so relevant.
>>123264934
>You will never be held in Medic Boss' iron grip
Why continue living
>oh boy, done caught me some /ss/
>>123264958
Please do not objectify angels of peace
>>123265274
Why can you not do any lewd things to people like you could in previous Metal Gears
>tfw you can't /ss/ in this game
>>123264694
You'll get plenty of that once MGO launches for PC though.
>>123265425
I for one would like to be able to grab incapacitated Kaz's balls while he is chained to the wall.
>>123265414
fuck off fag
>>123265635
And have Ocelot call in
>Uh... You two need some time alone...?
WHY WAS THERE NO GOOD CODEC BANTER IN THIS GAME
WHY IS IT JUST THE SAME REPEATED 5 RADIO CALLS
>Baws, git dauhn!
>If you disable the enemy's communicatiion
>If you disable the power system now
Fuck I'm sad
>>123265697
Even Ground Zeroes had more codec banter in it.
>>123265746
>Look at something through scope
>Hit radio button hoping for a good joke or something
>"There's goat's in that area."
I feel hollow.
>>123265697
i know. They couldve at LEAST ramped up Kaz and Ocelot bickering. Make it that you could visit their quarters, Dating OPS. So much wasted potential. FUCK.
>>123265697
>Keep in mind that time doesn't stop while you use the iDroid
>>123265785
Maybe subconsciously Ocelot didnt feel like wasting his A-material on a BB wannabe. That also explains the lack of gun-spinning.
Any new items for MGO?
>>123265931
Cock Rings and Shoes100 MB Coins a piece
>There was no cutscene where Ocelot is showing off, twirling his revolvers higher and higher into the air in front of a crowd of cheering DD soldiers, til Venom comes over to investigate the commotion, sending the soldiers scurrying and leaving Ocelot blushing.
Why live.
>>123266057
>no Ocelot entertaining sick soldiers in the med bay by gun juggling and bullseye shooting moving targets across struts
>No Ocelot entertaining sick soldiers in the med bay by getting them huddled all up, a flashlight under his chin and telling them scary stories of Volgin and spoopy Russian ghosts
What the fuck even is this game
>>123266270
it's a pale imitation of the Metal Gear games we know and love
a pale shade
a phantom
>>123266270
fuck you for making me want what I cant have. theyre perfect, please think of some more
>>123266270
>ABSOLUTELY NO OCELOT TALKING TO BIG BOSS ABOUT BANGING QUIET
>ABSOLUTELY NO OCELOT ENTERTAINING BIG BOSS WITH OLD WAR STORIES WHEN TRAVERSING THE AFGHAN DESERT
>>123266057
But there was an entire cutscene about Ocelot training soldiers not to showboat.
Then immediately undermining himself by telling a guy his weird shooting style was pretty good, so point I guess.
>>123266510
I know, it just would've made it a nice little throwback to the showoff he's been in other games, but fuck continuity I guess.
>>123266602
He spins his gun a little when he's handing it off to Quiet for the helicopter blade stunt, and he does some non-ricochet trickshooting in the no-DD 'been gone for too long' cutscene.
On a slightly related note, Venom flourishes Skully's Mare's Leg during the execution scene, which is actually flashier than anything Ocelot does in the game.
>>123266714
I thought Kaz taking the mag out of that gun super fast was pretty flashy, too.
He also tripped over a niglet in the same scene though.
Swings and roundabouts.
>>123266714
this is the only cool flashy shit Ocelot did of note and it's not even in the game
>>123266827
Kaz having a CQC scene at all as a double amputee was great, even if falling over because a kid backed up into him was really inglorious.
killpeacewalkeror nukecuba
>I feel pain... in my left hand fingertips.
>It's a Phantom Pain
Seriously Kojima?
>A NETWORK ERROR HAS OCCURED
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN
I'M HAVING A PSTD HERE
THIS IS JUST LIKE THE LAUNCH
>>123267103
Are you memeing or serious?
>Phantom pain sensations are described as perceptions that an individual experiences relating to a limb or an organ that is not physically part of the body. Limb loss is a result of either removal by amputation or congenital limb deficiency.[1] However, phantom limb sensations can also occur following nerve avulsion or spinal cord injury.
>>123267203
>being this new
kek
DD slamming his BIG SWOLLEN wolf COCK into shots Mantis' DRIPPING BOY PUSSY.
Just imagine.
>>123267723
no thank you
>>123265274
>action prompts
>markers
jesus christ
>>123264675
go home drk
>>123267838
wow you're so elite anon
please fuck my sister and strengthen my inferior bloodline with your mighty seed
>>123267723
Where is Huey when you need him
>tfw someone mentioned seeing Ocelot/DDog porn on here once
>>123267905
have you tried playing without a HUD? It's operator as hell, you should try it sometime.
>>123267965
yes I have, it was fun for a while
I just don't give enough of a shit to do it all the time
>>123267965
How?
so is there a new cutscene for quiet coming back or does she magically reappear in your buddy list agn after the same damn mission 7 times over
>alright team, one of the big criticisms of our game is how repetitive each mission feels, how do we fix this?
>we bring quiet back, but only when the player does the same quiet boss fight mission 7 times in a row
>james thats excellent thinking, have a promotion
like, really.
>>123268094
Quiet's return is roughly as canon as a MGS1 tuxedo playthrough and is treated about the same
Help, my PF is suddenly ranked, I don't understand what's going on in the PF GRADE screen. Can somebody explain this to me?
>>123264694
You are the few that liked that. Everyone was mad, especially pc players, notably the anon that went all the way to /qa/ to complain, so we got bored and stopped.
Eva wasn't in MGSV because why?
>>123267941
but he's the boss's cute sweet innocent little pet!So's DD I guess
>>123268086
Who knows if consoles have this option, but on the PC Options menu there's a Display Options or sumshuch.
You disable everything you think it's excessive HUD shit, like the action prompts (press x to climb) or the weapon icons and the score displays (this I've disabled since day 1, no regrets).
If you get bored of the game after a while you can beef up the difficulty by disabling Markers, you can still mark enemies but you need to open the idriod to see them.
It's awesome if you take screenshots frequently, too.
Here's the full translation of the December update:
http://www.konami.jp/mgs5/tpp/en/online/notes.php5
>>123268094
Quiet coming back isn't canon. They just gave in to people complaining and added a way for people to get the gameplay mechanic back.
>>123268348
because she wasn't relevant to its story
>>123268420
I'm cool either way, disabling her for free roam made sense but doing past missions where she would have been available and not being able to chose her just didn't work.
>>123268348
Big Boss wasnt in MGSV because why?
>>123268439
What story?
>>123268338
>notably the anon that went all the way to /qa/ to complain
That's who everyone is referring to when they say Huey. Remember when he was just in the /qa/ thread yelling on his own? fucking kek
>>123268508
the series of events that happened within the game
would a dictionary definition of the word "story" help you understand better
Are there mods that allow you to rewatch cutscenes or replay the important side ops? Replaying the story of the game as it is is pretty much impossible
Is it confirmed that the skulls are going to be an option for FOB defense? Or is it going to be a single player challenge?
I really wish they could bring some equivalent to the VR missions of MGS1 and MGS2 but set on mother base.
Kojima could have done a game explaining how Big Boss became the man they talked about in mgs1
But no, fuck that game, let's make a game where no previous story is required, so everyone can play and we swim in money and tears
Fuck you Kojima. I wanted to play as a broken Big Boss not a fucking random Sponge Bob. "Elite soldier" my ass.
anon mentioned a mod that allows you to basically play Subsistence in every mission (No loadout at all)
What is this mod and where do I find it?
>>123263521
Do soldiers get better through usage?
I mean, I know the medals give a stat boost, but if I use my terribly skilled Amber Fox a fuckton, will she become S++ in combat eventually?
>>123269087
people like you are the reason we got MGS4
>>123269087
That game exists, its called peacewalker.
Seriously, fuck you people.
>>123269161
Even Mgs4 is better than this shit
>>123269087
>a fucking random Sponge Bob
Are you fucking 12 or something?
>>123269275
Can you recruit Sniper Wolf, Vulcan Raven and Gray Fox in Peace Walker? NO
>>123269161
The only bad thing about MGS4 is that it didn't have enough traditional sneaking acts like Act 1 and 2.
Aside from that, it was fine. Even NANOMACHINES were more acceptable than PARASITES.
>>123269359
What? Those irrelevant jobbers had nothing to do with Big Boss' character development.
>>123269114
Improvement is capped, but worse characters can improve a bit more I think.
If you get both medals she can I think Amber Fox can get up to A ranks
>>123268301
No need to worry about it, it's full of hackers and even if you would win the only reward is shitty PF points, it would take literal weeks to accumulate enough to actually do anything useful with them.
>>123269360
>>123269280
Christ alive, I remember when people shat on MGS4 this hard.
I wonder how long it'll be until people start doing the same for MGSV.
>inb4 b-but it'll never happen, mgsv is shit
Anyone who would say this clearly wasn't around for the post-4 shitstorms.
>>123269359
>I WANNA KNOW HOW BIG BOSS BECAME THE BAD GUY
>It's explained how he broke away from his original ideals in PW
>NO I WANNA PLAY WITH SNIPER WOLF
Are you fucking six years old
>>123269505
or 2
or 3
>>123269505
Not only that but people forget what makes MGS4 so bad.
>best cqc/controls in the series up till that date
>actual needed gameplay is relegated to crawling because as long as you slowly crawl around and occasionally pause you're invisible and will never get caught
>>123269559
Who shat on three? Its "the" perfect game.
>>123269504
Oh, okay. Anything bad happens if my PF loses?
>>123269627
Hipsters
>>123269465
That sucks.
It seems skills are more important than stats anyway.
>>123269114
I'M BURNING UP, BITCH
>Stun a guy
>Proceed to fulton him
>Suddenly he stuns me and fultons me
Lag or cheater?
>>123269675
I was never big on 3. As a game it's great, and as a play on the spy genre, it's great.
I just dislike the departure from typical stealth gameplay and further added emphasis on gunplay
>>123269630
Nope, they're virtual battles
>>123269630
>Why are we in the 60s what happened to the patriots
>Why are we in the jungle? Russia??
>This camouflage and eating shit sucks
>These Cobra guys suck they have no backstory and are pointless
>Who are these assholes on the codec and why should I care?
>What does any of this have to do with the pre-established lore?
>Big Boss? That guy mentioned in passing in the other two games? Literally who?
>>123269738
>DSnuggles
>>123269784
I see, thanks for clearing that up.
>>123269465
I got Amber Fox a medal of honor, and distinguished service and that alone can raise her stats up to A+ on every skill.
Her stats can also be raised by Morale, but I don't know how many times you have to visit her at whatever platform she's visible.
I've seen her both in the Combat and Command platform whenever I'm not using her.
How can I get the Peace Walker outfit in MGSV?
>>123269817
I think you replied to the wrong post but...I cant imagine more than one asshole ever carrying on like that. Everybody loves MGS3. Its the best shit ever.
>>123269841
>>123269931
Which one? The sneaking suit?
Import GZ save data.
>>123269360
Nanomachines and parasites are nearly identical plot points, it doesn't matter what the fuck they call them
>>123269738
I think Kaz is more akin to Rick. Theyre both depressed bitter eccentrics.
>>123270048
>DSnuggles
That's what I was thinking. BirdPerson should be Ocelot.
>>123270003
At least the parasites are specifically defined in the what they do, as opposed to the nanomachines' "they do literally EVERYTHING"
Can't handle the cartoon faggotry.
Later.
>>123270003
When code talker came out with that shit about The Pain and The End's special abilities having to do with parasites made me want to gag. Leave my fucking precious cobra unit out of this shitshow.
>>123269862
How much does morale impact staff ranks? Is it really worthy visiting them?
>>123270119
He says, after they were claimed to be specifically vocal parasites, then magically somehow sustain ancient people on sunlight, allow someone's skin to behave like lungs, replace damaged internal organs, and enhance muscle tissue without added muscle density, as well as cause an entire body to go invisible.
No, they're nanomachines.
>>123270161
I have no idea, I just can't be arsed to do the tests, whatever you find on google or gamefaqs might help.
>>123270120
>people who announce when they're leaving threads like anyone cares
>>123270230
>vocal cord parasites
>the one that covers
>armor parasites
>mist parasites
>camo parasites
but yeah it's just one kind of parasite that does literally everything just like nanomachines
I'm not saying parasites were a good idea but they're definitely better implemented than fucking nanomachines.
all that talk about parasites made me miss nanomachines.
at least we wouldn't hearing the words COPULATION, MALE TO FEMALE, WOLBACHIA over and over.
>>123270523
that's very true
at least with nanomachines all the explanation you ever got was "nanomachines did it"
>>123270003
I can see you point, but there was a buildup to NANOMACHINES. In 2, we knew the Patriots were using technology to control the masses in ways. We knew they wanted to control people, and by the time 4 rolled around the SOP system was the cornerstone of their control. It was a natural evolution of the Patriots using more traditional technology like mass media and the internet. As technology progressed, their control progressed with it. This theme is even continued in Metal Gear Rising, where technology is even more advanced and has an even more controlling influence.
There is no theme or reason for parasites. Like the rest of MGSV it was meant as a standalone plot device, introduced and ended in that game alone so people who weren't fans of the series could still get the full experience. Parasites never are alluded to in any previous game, nor can any real theme be applied to them. Sometimes they are super bio-weapons, other times they give you superpowers, other times they make zombies, other times they dissolve metals, sometimes they are airborne, other times they aren't.
>>123269359
They've got fuck all to do with Big Boss' downfall so why would they be in a game about it
>>123270981
Because babby wants his incestuous character crossover fanfic to become real.
>>123270981
Because Metal Gear Solid 1 fanservice is what the Metal Gear series has always been about.
>>123271147
in fairness the only game that's actually been MGS1 fanservice at all is MGS4, and that was actually more like fanservice for the entire Metal Gear series in general
MGS2 was more of a deconstruction of MGS1 than a loving tribute to it
>>123270243
I found a thread on
>>123270927
>There is no theme or reason for parasites. Like the rest of MGSV it was meant as a standalone plot device, introduced and ended in that game alone so people who weren't fans of the series could still get the full experience. Parasites never are alluded to in any previous game, nor can any real theme be applied to them. Sometimes they are super bio-weapons, other times they give you superpowers, other times they make zombies, other times they dissolve metals, sometimes they are airborne, other times they aren't.
Nanomachines could do literally everything
Jesus christ FOXDIE was just as ridiculous was vocal cord parasites if you break it down: a retrovirus coded only to selectively respond to a shortlist of people?
>>123271276
Yep, 4 was a big fanservice payoff. I had no complaints.
>>123270927
>other times they give you superpowers
Metallic Archaea was literally nanomachines, no hyperbole they fit the definition exactly
>>123270230
Its actually more than invisibility.
Remember how Quiet slipped out of her cuffs by "turning invisible" and making then fall off? Ya, that means its more than just not visible, they can actually pass through matter.
I suspect that its not making them invisible, its making them not even fucking there anymore. The parasites are literally capable of cross dimensional travel.
>>123271598
Why did Ocelot tell the soliders to turn on their thermals, at which point they immidiately found her.
How did Kaz know she was stood next to the chopper when he hit the thing with his cane.
I aint saying youre wrong, just that its inconsistent as hell.
>>123271598
You mean like the wormholes the skulls rip their guns out of?
>>123271598
>Remember how Quiet slipped out of her cuffs by "turning invisible" and making then fall off?
I figured she shimmed them off or something.
Cuffs are ridiculously easy to get out of.
>>123271724
>Consistency
>Metal Gear
Don't make me post Raiden pile driving a Metal Gear RAY anon.
>>123271783
please do
>>123271841Too bad because I don't actually have a gif or webm of him throwing around RAY.Not that Rising was canon anyway.
>>123271783
There is even inconsistancies in the same game.
Solidus kills a Ray with two ~100 5.7 rounds (really small round), yet it take Raiden multiple stinger missiles.
>watching Tears of the Sun for that African Operator Bruce Willis feel
>rice is boiling
>going to play MGSV after this
>snow falling outside
>the sun just set
>mfw
>>123271971
son of a bitch, that comfy level.
>>123263521
I want an MGSV NG+ already.
Just make it where you FOB and soldiers still exists, but don't unlock until you beat missions 30.
>>123271971
Boiling rice is for mugs, get microwave rice from sainsburys, its only 50p
>>123271957
Solidus had eaten over two tones of Belgian chocolate that week, therefore his 5.7 guns were blessed with the stopping power of the Germanic Gods of yore.
>>123272127
are you high
>>123272127
thats the funniest thing ive read in a while
>>123272127
When you eat nothing but chocolate and then take a shit how do you know it's actually shit and not chocolate?
>>123272270
Only one way to find out senpai.
>>123271913
how is cyborg raiden piledriving a ray inconsistent?
He slowed down a huge battleship with 20+ rays on it with an older cyborg body in MGS4.
It makes complete sense that he could throw a single ray up in the air with a new, top of the line body, especially considering that cyborg tech grew immensely after the patriots were shut down in mgs4
>>123272710
If there's anything I like about Metal Gear cyborgs, it's that powerlevels haven't gotten quite retarded enough that Raiden is flash stepping everywhere
>>123272710
But that's inconsistent too
>Gets stabbed a 15 or so times
>HE'S DYING!
>Gets run over by one of, if not the, largest ship in the world going full speed ahead
>lel its cool
Alright can we make a list of things we would change in MGS V to make it THE perfect MGS?
I mean one post - one thing.
I'll start:
>actually use Kiefer and have him talk a lot more
>>123271497
Where was the fun shit like this in MGSV? I couldn't stop laughing when Solid's bar actually went up.
>>123273140
Leave the children storyline, but cut Eli completely so no loose ends remain in the story.
>>123273240
Did you people want a broken man or campy hilarity
>>123273296
You can do both, you know. Kojima used to be good at it.
>>123273140
>Date with Ocelot, Kaz and Quiet
>>123273140
- More sneaking in interiors
- More missions with actual development (like the ones in ground zeroes where completing the first objective usually led to another one being revealed, while 99% of the missions in tpp just had one target and that's it)
- Have different rewards for following your contact's instructions (i.e. actually kill the targets) instead of fultoning everything always being the best option; that would make the moral choice actually matter (most missions have two different ending conversations for saving or killing the targets, yet you will always only see one because why the fuck would you kill high stat soldiers? The demon thing has a lot less impact as well the way it is now)
- Have more conversations that you can listen in
- Make some tapes secret like in pw, so it feels like you're actually finding the story out instead of having it handed to you
- Have the tapes be more lively instead of them being just plot dumps, again just like in PW
- don't cut the fucking liquid storyline which was the climax of the fucking game
- Add some map events, both in mother base and in the game maps, to make them feel more alive. Even some stupid small shit would help immensely.
Also I'd shuffle the order you recieve some tapes in, the best ones where skullface is actually intimidating are only found after he is already dead which kills all the momentum.
I'd also change some missions like backup back down or a quiet exit because they just aren't fun to play.
This would make the game an instant 10/10 for me.
>>123273140
No see-through walls shit
>>123273140
>the option to make Kaz breakfast in bed
>>123274010
>one post one thing
Nice job you dumb fuck.
>>123274010
Ah you said post one thing, well I fucked up, my bad, time to make a reddit account
>defending someones command platform
>lobbing nades from lower deck up onto the goal where he's waiting for the timer
>tranq him with sleep nade
>decide to use mortar that's near me because that would be cool
>mfw get stuck in some fuck retard aiming loop where my input is carried on longer than I press and invader reaches goal
I had it zeroed at one point then it went full retard on me. Would have been cool to kill him with a mortar.
>>123273140
>more side op variation
>mother base more alive
>some light comic relief
I was pretty happy with the game overall tbqh. The story wasn't nearly as retarded as people make out and some parts of the game were actually pretty hard hitting on the feels.
>>123274326
Oh you said one thing. Well, any of those I guess
Guys who is gonna stop this shit in the middle east now that Snake is dead?
Great job Naomi. You've ruined us all.
>>123274326
>mother base more alive
god, I would've givenan arm and a legfor a mess hall. a few threads ago someone was talking about offices, too, for Kaz and Ocelot. that would've been nice.
>>123274687
Also a shooting range to test out weapons.
Also a room for storing some photos or cosmetic items found on missions.
Also a projector room for viewing all the cutscenes, where you can have popcorn and Ocelot and Kaz can join you.
>>123274627
[spoier]Us, comrade[/spoiler]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re3fW_Maj10
>>123271957
he shot it in a weak point
>>123274083
>the option to feed Kaz said breakfast in bed, then spoon him and cuddle his tummy
>>123274059
disable markers nigga, this is already an option.
>>123273140
more intel lines.
I like listening to ocelot drawl his encyclopedic knowledge of animals, but it's stale now. it would've been nice to hear him chime in with a story or two, maybe a "do you remember that one time...?" sort of thing.
>>123273140
Make something to actually motivate you to hang around motherbase and spend time with your soldiers.
I didn't end up caring at all to run around raising their morale since fights broke out anyway, and when themutated outbreakhappened it would have been more effective if I actually gave a shit about them individually.
>>123274794
>Movie night on the command platform on a giant screen projected by Pequod
>all your Diamond Dogs sitting around with hamburgers and beer
>Kaz and Ocelot bickering about which character in the movie is the best
>Huey in his boat crying because the screen is too far away and he's lost his glasses
ITS SO FUCKING COMFY SEND HELP
>>123273140
a literal shit ton of cute camp cutscenes.
Does anyone have the rank 7 hand of Jehuty? How good is the range?
>>123275039
Have you heard him when you capture a caracal? I thought that was pretty funny.
>>123275163
I've been wanting to write a story where Kaz says Yojimbo is better than a Fistfull of Dollars and Ocelot just goes fucking nuts.
>>123275039
Aye. Why waste an interesting commodity like ocelot on "info dumper" when Kaz had it covered.
Kaz had it covered.
>>123275163
>Development for D-Walker
>Built in projector
>Drop D-Walker into motherbase
>turn on projector on one of these big construction site white screens
>Display a movie
>gradually Ocelot and Kaz and soldiers come in
>someone brings a crate of beers
>someone brings food
>mfw this could have been in the game
>>123275326
Kek. If you ever do, I'd love the link.
>>123275326
Link it here my nigga, I'd love to read it
>>123275005
That's what I did at first but then I realized that it remove your own markers
>>123275532
I love that little grey and his cool silver pants are suddenly a thing again
>>123275631
like you didn't have a map.
>>123275271
So it's basically canon that Sahelanthropus is the missing link between Metal Gears and Orbital Frames, right?
>>123275680
He's a weird little monkey that smokes, drinks and is way cooler than any monkey has any right to be. Truly the GOAT.
>>123275852
sahelanthropus was a dead end
>>123275852
Not really,no.
>>123268078
>Translation: I was too much of a scrub to handle it, so I'll just say it was fun and hope people don't realize this.
If you weren't such a scrub you would know that once you get good at playing without babby mode prompts and visual cues you never want to go back.
>>123275930
impossibru
its body has way too many similarities to jehuty for that to be true
>>123275995
Pshh no it doesn't.
>>123275995
It's a link in the sense that its head and radome/railgun design subconsciously influenced Otacon when making REX, which sparked RAY development, then maybe RAY was one link in a couple dozen before actual orbital frames
>>123275852
Tiernopar ehlkdu rapardu
Lukarmisi porer tirer lupar
Vierllosa tlarsi tumirpar
Ehkulur latu retie marar
>>123275973
again, my penis is extremely erect at how much of a superior human specimen you have proven yourself to be because you play a video game without certain visual prompts
>>123269776
>emphasis on gunplay
Why do people act like adding in another option was an "emphasis"? The game was still very much stealth oriented, only now there were other options. It didn't force you to go around shooting everything any more than previous games' boss battles and on rails action sequences.
>>123276120
Are those the lyrics to Beyond the Drapery?
I love that jam.
Anyone else here have any tangentially related music they want to share?
>>123275326
do it do it do itand please link if you do.
>>123275680
He can even almost do the Ocelot hands
>>123276465
Pretty good, little gray!
Crossover pics, anyone?
>>123276120
I had one with Dingo and the lyrics in the background, can't find it
>>123276257The ZoE menu music is the end theme backwards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp8uaRoRfa8
>>123276181
No need to be so upset because your damage control was as awful as your situational awareness.
>>123276120
>>123276682
And i found it
>>123276673
here's MGSV crossed over with a comic THAT WILL NEVER BE MADE
>>123263636He looks so cute and stressed in that pic. I want to help him relax.
>>123276748
anon I don't think you realize how little I care about how you play the game
you seem to care an awful lot about how I play it though
>>123276682
That song is dope. Almost makes me want to play ZoE, is it any good?
>>123276872How?
>>123276891
If you're into high speed mecha action then yes. The first one is ok, the 2nd one is everything good from the first plus more
>>123276851
>We will never get MGS 4, Peace Walker or MGS V comics
Fuck Cucumber Quest
>>123274958
>making him a traditional japanese breakfast, which he hasn't had in years, and him excitedly telling you about his memories of japanese home cooking in between bites
>kaz getting so full he tires himself out and nods off when you leave to take his dishes back
>coming back to the room to lay against his back and slowly rub his overfull tummy while he makes little half asleep groans
>>123276673
>>123276673
Does this count?
>>123276891
ZoE1 is mediocre and repetitive right up until the mini-boss rush at the end which is great
ZoE2 is excellent but suffers from a really poor dub
>>123277047
>Kaz all happy and satisfied, groaning in approval from his food coma as you delicately tend to his huge full tummy.
Th-this. I want this.
>>123277047
Just so you know, this aint giving me a boner but it is cute as fuck so please continue
>>123265931
Tuxedo when? Chicken hat when? More playable uniques when?
>>123277047
>tfw I'll never be kaz's bitch and tend to his adorable chubby self.
Why live
>>123277281
I don't get off on these either but I think it's fun to come up with
>>123277005
>there will never be another zoe
anon pls
>>123277306
>More playable uniques when?
Probably the first DLC just like MGO 2.
>>123277047
Remember that tape where he's excitedly asking snake if he's ever tried Whale?
Imagine him managing to secure some as a surprise, and Kaz savors and hums happily with every mouthful, giving his own tummy little rubs to make more room.
>>123277438
There might be a revival of the mecha genre in the next decade, the industry is running out of ideas since its reviving cyberpunk and stuff
>>123277438Meh
>>123277451
>Kaz savors and hums happily with every mouthful
ruined it, I fucking hate it when people make noises like that when they eat
>>123277395
I'm gonna off myself. He will never nudge me with his tummy and plead that I go fetch him a snack.
>>123277562
>Hi im autistic
>>123277682
>What is a pet peeve
Also who fucking goes 'mmmm mmm yeahh mmm unf' when they're fucking eating
>>123277451oh no that's cute
>kaz skipping lunch because he has a big special dinner planned and wants to be sure he can enjoy it
>he is hungrier than he thought and lets out a huge satisfied groan as he takes his first bite
>embarrassed at his own noises, blushes a little but still keeps eating happily
>you surprise him with a bottle of sake to wash down his meal with, and get tipsy together and he tells you truly and honestly that he's glad to have you around to share a good meal with
>end up spooning him and rubbing his full stomach and running your fingers through the soft hair there
>fall asleep kissing his neck
>>123277682
I bet you smack your lips when you eat too.
Metal Gear!?
>>123277923
;_; I want this so very stupidly hard.
>Taking Kaz for a picnic
>He rests his head on your lap, and you pop strawberries and chocolates into his mouth as you chit-chat
>Soon he moves your hand up his t-shirt and onto his soft stomach
>He's grinning cheekily, hoping he might get a tummy rub
>You happily oblige, still feeding him sweets with your spare hand, and he sighs and mewls in utter contentment
>>123278428
do you not think sensually feeding kazuhira miller while you rub his overfull belly counts as metal gear solid discussion??
>Platinum'd 3 and PW, only missing nuke building in V
>Gee that wasn't too hard, wonder if I can get the whole series
>MGS2: collect all dog tags
Okay fuck that.
>>123278841
that is exactly what I think
>>123278970
3, PW, and V are definitely the easiest
I think 4 takes an absolute minimum of seven runs to plat
>always do decently well in the PF battles
>every fucking week the game tells me my score dropped
I thought I figured this whole shit out, what the fuck
and does anyone know what the hell increases your strength?
