clg/clg.red edition
>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet responsibly and always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System:https://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png
https://i.imgur.com/VPOGAeq.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/LjvGBwi.jpg
http://www.hltv.org/pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://autoexec.global-offensive.com
Crosshair: http://tools.dathost.net
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide: http://i.imgur.com/MbmZUUX.jpg
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
>get called a hacker by people lower rank than you
is there nothing better?
These games worth betting on?
>>123207214
fuck meant to say higher oh well fun ruined I'm sorry everybody
>go into empty map on dust2
>go to cat stairs
>tuck into the corner
>look towards the wall with the boxes stacked against it
>the glocks random inaccuracy is literally enough at that close of a fucking range to leave a bullethole completely outside of my crosshair
lmao fucking gotards
>>123206986
Best girl
Best poster
buy my shit faggots. i want money.
https://opskins.com/?loc=shop_users_page&steamid=76561198222750244
operation dropping hot this friday
Reminder to vote for Counter Strike: Global Offensive at The Game Awards, fâms.
http://thegameawards.com/nominees/
You can also vote for your eSports Player of the Year and your eSports Team of the Year.
I recommend you to vote for Olof “olofmeister” Kajbjer and Fnatic, since they are the best in their respective categories.
>>123206480
Context of that Webm, please?
>>123210090
idk it was on reddit go look there
>>123210090
clg is trash, you're welcome.
are you guys virgins???
>>123211564
not in my dreams XD
>>123211792
>tfw i had a sex dream last night
:c
>>123212158
>tfw I still get turned down in my dreams
I don't know why I haven't killed myself yet.
who here /gay/
> "I'll play surf!", I thought
> "What could possibly go wrong?", I thought
volume warning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTWJ5CxUZ6k
>>123213864
do you have autism
>>123213864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu9r2cHFwJc
>>123213864
>can't beat literally the easiest fucking level on the easiest surf map in the whole damn level
>>123214121
>i went to jail, it smelled so bad
>how long were you there
>i took a field trip when i was a freshman in highschool
would you guys mind taken look at my demo and givin me som pointers? Haven't played in a long time haha
steam://rungame/730/76561202255233023/+csgo_download_match%20CSGO-cJ5QJ-eAoWq-5oHYF-uWTiX-nFzAC
username is acara
>>123213259
I'm reinstalling this trash, Is it okay to be a dust 2 only babby.
>>123217845
literally no
dust2 babbys are the literal worst
>>123218990
>play like 10 games in the past 2 days
>literally the only one with good communication was d2
honestly the best players seem to be there and overpass
hi csgog
Burg on the way!
>>123219243
Tasted great. Bbq and onion ring and bacon for monday night futbol :)
>drop 4bomb
>lose
fucking hate my teammates
>>123220504
looks like a comfy night out enjoy friend
>>123221954
Thanks :)
IEM San Jose was really fun, Cloud9 has to be the most friendly team.
0 names my new Lore.
>>123221954
Thread so dead I might just post my drinks :(
>>123222780
Dragon Dildo
>>123223086
Don't turn this place into your Instagram pls
>>123222780
You met them? Tbh I think the vast majority of teams are super nice guys irl. Even moe is known as a really nice dude.
Throw a Guardian sticker on it. navi's colors go well with it
>>123223265
This place 100% is my burger instagram. Where have you been?
>>123223515
Yeah I met N0thing and Freakazoid, both were extremely nice, met them at the AFK bar down the way, so they were probably nicer because they were drunk.
>>123222780
missharveys dildo
>>123222780
Bad dragon
>>123222780
i love cloud9
>>123222780
<3 missharvey
>>123222780
id/dezly
>>123222780
i love reddit
Greetings, I the WarOwl greets you.
>>123222780
niggerjuicer
>>123222780
kevin
>>123222780
Platinum Disco is Bae
>>123225257
WarOwl sir, can please go pro? The NA scene NEEDS you.
>>123222780
sandnigger remover
>>123222780
I'm gay desu
https://steamcommunity.com/id/00_/
add me for memes
>>123222780
Dragon Lore
>>123225758
are you cute and dominant?
>>123226010
super
>>123226247
added
Novus gaming
>>123222780
add me for gay erp
First for alphadraft money.
>>123222780
Gay blower.
>>123222780
lolyouxD
>>123222780
I'm still a virgin
>>123222780
LOL I KEEL YOU
Can you faggots fuck off with your fucking "name my skin" shit, nobody cares kill yourself
>>123222780
www.reddit.com/r/anime
>>123222780
incest is hot
>>123230319
Name my alcoholism ;p
>>123222780
I met them too. Super baller guys, Ryan and Jordan are really chill. Hiko and Adren also stood in line like forever post-Na'Vi game to sign stuff.
>>123232147
why do tits look so much better when slightly covered
>>123232465
I dont know, but its the same for me
>>123210090
Some CLG fan got mad (probably because he lost skins) and threw away all the signatures he got at the event.
Here is the original with audio:
https://twitter.com/LG_coldzera/status/668595767511150592
>>123222780
4chan.org/vg/csgo
>>123235029
>both of them became human blobs
what went wrong?
>>123222780
msharveysitonmyface
>>123235029
I remember when I was a kid I thought moe was pretty cool
>>123222780
Pansy fucker
Just bought this game.
How do I sprint?
>>123236773
press 3
get your lol on at 4chan.org/vg/csgog
>>123235797
he still is fâm`
>>123238306
>>123238656
why is he in a hiko shirt
>>123238306
How did this meme starto
>>123239264
it had nothing to do with mOE, beside the fact that him and steel were streaming it
There was a 10man going on
IP was shown, then I posted it here. Some guy first went in and said that quote
>>123239093
because hes a hiko homie
>>123222780
Watch anime, get good
>>123240510
I have made 27 accounts on there so far for free shit
get your stuff in
>>123241396
27? Get a fucking life mate
>>123241862
I want free food and clothes
free shit is free shit
>>>/tv/62993836
Why do I get the feeling Flusha is frustrated with C9, as if he wants them to do well but they can't?
>>123211564
23 here, kissless handholdless virgin until the day i die (not by choice i am just a pathetic sack of shit)
moe's GF is pretty hot desu senpai
https://twitter.com/D_lo12
>>123243076
Nice try, moe. But no she's not.
Fuck off, you sandnigger.
>>123243172
dude no i swear i'm a white guy and i swear she's hot.....desu
>>123243076
Good fucking lord moe is fat as fuck
>>123243212
Sorry, mudslime. You've been seen through. Better luck next time. Go away to your stream, monkey.
>>123243263
he was slim in 2008
>>123243304
no dude you gotta belieb me
>>123243263
>doesn't know what cultivating mass is
okay bro
>>123243775
he's been bulking for 5 years
CHICKEN COOPCHICKEN FUCKING COOP
>>123247027
It's funny because he yelled and they didn't listen, so he used a rude word next!
FUUUUUCKING STEAM
Reminder to sell your skins today cause they are gonna drop in price tomorrow since the Steam Autumn sale is coming.
Do all the people in global elite know each other from playing so many times with such a small pool of equal skilled matchmaking?
Like challenger soloq in lol
>join match mindlessly
>we have like 20 guests over and they all are on the internet
>ping is 200 with jumps to 1500
>go 2-10 until my team finally kicks me
JUST
dead general
>>123248497
that's how it always is for me
still managed to get to LE
>>123249852
what's up dezly
>>123243263
He's also like 5'6
>having fun for the past 3 hours in an insurgency server
>we're just fucking around with knives and revolvers for the past several matches
>my father comes storming in and unplugs the router
>I don't have anyone added
JUST
FUCK
MY
LIFE
>>123249923
what?
Is Dazed the ultimate autist? Everytime I catch his stream he's raging.
>>123250058
it's how he, steel, and moe all make their money
it's entertainment, doubt he's actually normally like that
>>123250058
he's pissed off at stupid shit
it's his gimmick
it's what he does for a living
>tfw lost hearing a month ago
>tfw cant play mm anymore
>tfw gonna be shit in all game modes now
JDIMSA
>be pretty much stomping the enemy team
>I had mediocre positive impact on the game
>match point
>we're 4 against against last guy
>"durrr lets knife him XDD"
>I get kicked because I didnt pull out the knife within 5 seconds of the knifing call
>mfw I wasnt even looking for the guy and was sitting idly in a corner
>>123222780
badest dragin
>>123250320
since when do you have to hear to mm?
>>123250320
what happened?
Spunj just used the F word on his stream. WTF?
>>123250320
I'm global and I listen to music when I play mm
just play aggressive so you're never the last one alive and actually need the sound queues, pay attention to the map a lot
>>123250549
Report a content violation to twitch.
I need help /cgog/, Im trying to decide between a Karambit Forest DDPAT BS or M9 Bayonet Blue Steel BS/WW. I've never had either knife and youtube is not much help. Need opinions on those who have had both. Also, JW is forever our guy.
>>123253436
blue steel every time
>There are people here right now that believe LEM+ in soloqueue isn't just based on teammates and luck of the draw
I mean even Warowl is LE-LEM area in his soloqueue videos and simply can't rank up even as a Global Elite
Freakazoid gets out of the shower and calls on you to bring him a towel. What do you do?
>>123254294
throw him a towel without looking because I'm not a fag
>>123254294
i check'em
>>123250320
ok grandpa
>>123249624
>tfw you spot an umaru post
>>123249624
>>123254718(You)
>>123254738
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHATCHA TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHATCHA TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHATCHA TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHATCHA TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHATCHA TELL MEmotherfucker
>mont playing with an undertale avatar
australian cs is dead
me in the red
So outside of reporting someone on all fronts how can I ruin the lives of people who gleefully admit they're throwing in my matches?
me in the middle
>>123256205
Come back to me, my love.
>>123256340
is this a meme or did they really date
>>123256659
remember 10 years ago when everyone liked emogirls and had them as sprays in css
god i miss sprays
>>123256775
Pretty sure you mean goth, why would anyone like something with that much scar tissue and mental issues
>>123256205
SLUUUUUT
>>123256205
>enough makeup and drinks will make pansy look fuckable
women are despicable
>>123257046
oh yeah I love suckin dick too
>>123257046
Pre-chub pansy was a godess
Now shes just a basic cute chubby blonde nothing special desu familia
>>123256659
They dated for 3 years. It's rumored he left his former job because of Pansy.
>>123256834
well it wasn't pictures with scars obviously
It was shit like this
I don't know what the difference to goth is though
I never saw an emo girl that listened to emo before
>>123258037
There is quite a difference. Go look up goth girls and you will see.
>>123256775
Had an animated spray of a T shooting an AK in CSS. Fooled everyone at least once.
>>123258071
disgusting desu
>>123256205
>doing drugs
wow what a degenerate whore
>>123258192
Goths are fucking hot, but not the fat ones that hang out in malls.
>>123258079
Those feels, I used to play CT all the time in CSS and I had a picture of a CT and spray it at the back of one of the sites and hide behind a box and wait for them to start shooting at the spray and then i'd peek and kill them.
Good times, csgo killed that dream.
>>123256659
>>123258037
>>123258252
I'm glad this was brought up because this is on my mind for at least 10 years.
why the fuck is there no good emo porn?
The best you can find is fucking webcamshit.
Please Putin, invade Turkey so I don't have to ever play with them in MM. I'll play with Russians all my life gladly.
>>123256205
toke toke xD
>>123258330
There's burningangel. It's harder to find good goth porn than alternative/emo porn.
Proxy is pretty cute when she's not getting her prolapsed anus licked.
Good matches to bet on when? Any before DHW?
>>123258489
proxy is a fat whale now though, you can almost smell her through the screen
>>123258579
Somehow I find that hard to believe, but I've only watched a few of her scenes. She sometimes gets a bit too extreme for me.
Why are there no good community servers anymore? It's all gay ass minigames and ffa dm and idle servers and other garbage no one cares about
>>123258470
>decide to play some MM
>fuck it, Dust 2, let's see how fucked i am
>first thing i hear is "RUSSKIE EST? BLYAT DA EST CYKA"
>oh god no why
>i actually know and understand russian
>turns out they're actually a solid players, able to communicate and give info
>we 16-4 it easy
What the fuck happend.
>>123258798
RUSSKIE YES? is literally a meme at this point
People say it at the start at every round because everyone can agree that russians are the worst
>>123258772
the current generation of gamers wants queues not server browsers
its happening across all games
despite people whining about not getting dedicated server browsers in new games sometimes the truth is almost nobody really uses them now
>>123259214
>every time somebody asks for unranked pubs from valve while refusing to use community servers
I hate how you either play the best cs you're capable of and maintain your rank or you slip a little bit because you're tired or off a little and get destroyed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHja6Gda5o0
>>123259538
fucking gotards
>>123259882
what rank is this?
he shoots him, doesn't kill him and just stops
>>123260027
at 0:22 you can see its in mg range, maybe higher because hes unranked
>>123260027
mg1
>>123259882
>this is the reality of post welfare rank mg
my theory is that they completely removed silver from the game, considering you have to actively grief to get a silver smurf
>>123259538
>downloading viruses
>>123260339
Took me weeks to derank to low silvers, when i got there it was a mix of literal retards, 6 year olds, and other smurfs. There were more smurfs than actual silvers actually.
are they together again?
have drops reset this week?
Reminder to sell your skins before the Autumn sale.
>>123263357
Reminder to play with vanilla weapons and not support the jew
i can't stand fake ass bitches tbqh
>>123265982
Why are you saying that on a Jewish general?
Listening to anime music will make you play better.
i want to duck pansy
Who cheeky on AliGon here?
>>123222780
fuckniggers
lmao 50 hours and 35 wins fags think im a smurf at lem
>>123222780
Suck dick get lore
hey guys beta male here
do you reckon i could get lem purely by the merit of my skill without ever using voice comms?
>>123268618
you have to be down a chromosome to not already be lem with or without a mic
>>123250362
>we're 4 against against last guy
>"durrr lets knife him XDD"
>I get kicked because I didnt pull out the knife within 5 seconds of the knifing call
reasons i hate MM
I unboxed this the other day. Worth anything?
It's MW, for whatever that's worth.
>>123271265
wooa a blue gem, send that @http://steamcommunity.com/id/McSkillet
>>123268618
I'd call you faggot if we were playing together.
tfw no dragon lore raifu
>>123222780
Test
>>123222780
0 kills 0 replies
>>123256659
Do people find this attractive? I would literally turn her down and ive been fuckless for like 4 years already
>tfw you panic all the fucking time
tfw got a Karambit Cum Stained now
>>123273225
>young
>not fat
99.9% of males would fug
>>123258330
there's a lot of good emo porn for gay shit
like
a lot
emo twinks are godlike desu famsy
>>123274390
roxy red hhnngg
>4 Russians on team
Nope, abandoned that shit faster than lightning
>>123274625
my nigga
>>123274737
just stomped the other team 16:1 with 4 russians on my team on Infernowe started as CT tho
Do the m4's need a buff?
Pistols do more damage at the moment.
have any of you ever paid for coaching? I don't want to get boosted i just want to play better
Newbie here, I got a background in games like Quake and TF2; faster, arena-type shooters. Anyone else here had a problem "unlearning" the skills you get from those kinds of games? How did you go about doing that?Still kind of avoiding real play and sticking to more casual things because I don't want to drag my team down.
>>123275819
m4a4 needs a little bit of a damage buff
they needed to fix that 98 in 4 shit back when the a4 was the only ct gun and they fucking need to fix it now
there is literally zero benefit for the m4a4 over the ak
>>123275917
if you think you've played enough and should be playing better a coach might be pretty helpful, you might have picked up some bad habits that a coach will stopyou can try like reddit demo reviews or something too
>>123276109
raw aim skills translate well enough to be above average. no reason not to play competitive asap if that's your end goal. low ranks exist for a reason and imo it's better to climb them and learn steadily than get placed higher
>>123276354
that's the point though, terrorists need gun advantage to be more balanced
How big of a desk do you have? I have to get a new one and my current one is like half a meter long. Thinking of getting maybe 1-1.5 meters but that might be too much.
>>123276574
mine is about 1.5 meters and that suits my purposes
make sure that it's pretty wide if you have low sens though, or your mousepad will slide off all the time and piss you off
tfw you raped a 5stack of animefags so hard they started calling cheats
>>123276648
I'm gonna get a QcK+, so I'm switching from incredibly high sens to much lower.
>>123276723
yeah same, and my desk is probably 18 inches wide and another 6 inches would be hella nice
it works for me though
>>123276513
The ak-47 can kill most people in 1-2 hits, the m4 needs atleast 2-4 to kill someone. The Tec-9, Fiveseven, P250, CZ-75 and deagle do more damage than the m4s. Why are pistols doing more damage than an assault rifle. Technically you'd have a better chance at winning CT sided if you just used pistols and scoped rifles.
How about we just remove pistols from this game if they are gonna be able to remove 4k from another player relatively risk-free.
>>123277109
hidden path wanted every weapon to be viable
>>123276676
>5stack of animes
At least one of them was cheating so no shit they were mad
>>123222780
My main dildo
I'm just a like you, i'm also in high school right now. I don't have enough time for competitve everyday so i try to get in betting to gain some profits and make money :) Not worknig so well though
>>123278450
>make money
kek
>>123276513
I mean, I did main Scout, so I have a lot of practise with aiming, but in a pretty different context. If anything, I just need to learn to play safer, since I'm so used to charging around and going for meatshots.
>>123222780
UK is a muslim country now
giga leif if u read this thenkys
>>123276676
>tfw you raped a 5 stack of /csgog/ memers
Shoutout to you guys, thx for globel.
>Bunch of memeing faggots add me as friend and invite me to game
>they're trash
What a surprise.
How long does it take to rank up? Since I reached Nova 3, I had 3 wins where we obliterated enemy team (16 to 0, 1, and 3), and then this one, but I still haven't ranked up. Do you guys know some things how to rank up aside from "just win games and score high"?
Probably not a big fucking achievement around here I bet, but every step on the path of getting good counts.
>>123281347
you're on your way senpai
just fucking play the game
>twitch is nothing but cancerous e-celebrities and attention-whoring grrrl gamers these days
csgo finally made it, guys
>drop a 30 bomb
>win
>drop a 30 bomb
>lose
>drop a 5 bomb
>get kicked
:(
>tfw got to LEM with 4k DPI and 2.9 in game
>can't spray for shit
>can literally only awp
Is there hope for me?
>>123281836
>drop 5 bomb on T-side
>Get 24 kills on CT-side
>get back to playing cs after a 3 months break
>play solo, get my MG1 rank back but holy fuck
>playing like a fucking silver 3 vegetable
>train sprays, do DMs nothing helps
At this point i feel like nothing gonna help me get my skill back, but nope
>make some fucking coffe, a good fucking coffee
>go straight from MG1 to MGE topfragging
Holy shit, feels like cheating.
>>123281962
who is this jew
>>123281347
>one sided stomp
>calls gg
kill you'reself
>>123282121
gg :^)
>>123282180
no its bg your fuking retardet kidd !..
>>123282229
gg ;]
>>123258330
There is. Homoemo is pretty fucking great.
gossip gossip nigga just stop it
everybody knows I'm a motherfuckin monster
new operation droppin in hot TONIGHT
>>123282982
FUCK HOL'UP M8s WHERE's MY DOLLA'
REAL NIGGA HOURS WHO THE FUCK UP
DONT FORGET TO KNOCK THAT UPVOTE BABY IF YOU A REAL NIGGA DURING REAL NIGGA HOURS
>>123283401
Fuck is a real nigga hours.
>>123283401
YOOOOOOOOOO ROFL
who caffeine high here?
>>123283516
DIS THEM FAKE NIGGS
WEO WEO WEO WEO WEO
FAKE NIGGA ALERT
FAKE NIGGA ALERT
SMASH DAT LIKE TO SHOW WHO DA REAL NIGGAS ARE
