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Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
Previous Thread: >>122653525
le monkey face
our guy
>tfw you have a quarry to settle
Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.
this is the worst qop of pain ive ever seen
>>122660130
OUR GUYS
>Doubting Sergey
>>122660170
POO IN THE LOO
https://instagram.com/p/-MQP-NRWPY/
dotards?
>>122660130
Yes
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering a tent with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. At that point she sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove them one at a time. "Squire, must you pitch another tent so soon?" she says to me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but she kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I happily endulge until my raging boner begins to hurt from pressing so hard against my trousers. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." I do so while she does the same. Then, all of a sudden, I feel an inescapable desire to stand still. "FIGHT ME" she screams as she pushes me to the ground and gets on top of me. It's only now that I notice she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that she won't stop until one of us cums. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
loda and akke need to take the hint and retire.
>akke just walking forward into 5 to cast his shitty ult
should've let a girl play for alliance desu
When will Alliance disband?
they should invite some black guy from fighting games community to the panel for more diveristy
im sure he deserves it, i mean he IS black and it IS 2015
fuck merlini t b h he can stay home
>>122660205
O(ur) G(uys)
>choke4
he is the most overrated mid on the earth.
shit draft
shit plays
>>122660127
LEMON KEY FACE
nothing is more satisfying than watching alliance lose. may watching navi lose but watching alliance lose just has some magic to it
Mynuts on full tilt mode
>>122660162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q7RG0D1FRY
>>122660267
how is ur benis doing :DD:D:D:D:
G THEM ALL.
Based our guy fngshka and god keking Alliance out of this major
R A M P A G E
A
M
P
A
G
E
NOTICE ME SEMPAI
R A M P A G E
O U R
U
R
G U Y
U
Y
>LELDA
>Lil outfarming Lelda
Who's the L-GOD now?
ALSO
RAMPAGE
A
M
P
A
G
E
KILL THEM ALL
>enfeeble on WR
>attacks god the entire fight
>doesnt deal ANY damage until it runs out
lmao
>>122660090
Die scum!
>get the cool new axe cape
>sell it immediately
>sleep
>wake up
>buy it back
>use the leftovers to buy the necro immortal and a prophet staff
Feels good.
Who else /fiscallyresponsible/ here
![stdin_snapshot_03.56.52_[2015.11.18_17.02.01].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/es5q264.jpg "stdin_snapshot_03.56.52_[2015.11.18_17.02.01].jpg")
GOD KILLED THEM ALL
GOD IS LITERALLY OUR FUCKING GUY
G-GOD
>sf
>balanced
pick one
>>122660130
one of the few wc3 dota veterans that isn't washed up
NEVERMORE BETTER
DISMANTLED
R R R R RAAAMMPPAAAAGEEEEEE
>pick SF
>win
dotards??
Our guys are doing it
GOD KILLS THEM ALL!
>>122660162
They lose roughly 30% of the time
GOD
KILL
THE
MALL
>"it doesn't feel like VP is 12k gold ahead"
>Shadowfiend with his two item advantage 1v4 them
>>122660090
Loda:
>handsome
>tall
>married
>has children
>turned his hobby into his job
>has money
>successful in his career
>has fans worldwide
>his wife is a model
>recognized as a living legend
>plays as an alpha carry
>lives in the best country on earth
>spends time with his friend and wife, even at work
>travels around the world for his job, visiting places
>gets paid by leading brands to wear their logos
You:
>shitposting on /vg/ while masturbating to shemale porn
>lele alliance is le back le based russians they win honeypot lans lala abusing imba strats PUTIN PUTIN
I laugh at you. See you at the next TI, losers.
>>122660185
FNG: Reinhard von Lohengramm
G: Paul von Oberstein
Illidan: Wolfgang Mittermeyer
DK Phobos: Oskar von Reuenthal
Lil: Siegfried Kircheis
You know it's true!
>>122660170
D E S I G N A T E D
>>122660090
HE'S BALDER
HE'S WEAKER
WHO IS HE
THE SHITTY LODER
is support QoP really the meme you should go for when facing elemination?
ALLIANCE
IS
BACK
IN
THE
DUMPSTER
>>122660406
KIRCHEIS WAS RIGHT
Sweden?
>>122660405
>your dad will never be a guy who sucks at video games
thank you jesus
G THEM ALL.
VP IS THE ONLY FULL ANIME TEAM.
>>122660405
>has other people's children
lmfao kek
So dotards can you explain why the screwed male/female ratio at the Frankfurt Major desk?
>>122660228
What a fuccboi gay twink faggot. How thje fuck do relationships work in sweden ?
>loda on suicide watch
G IS A GOD
>>122660405
based L-god spares no time
S W E D E N
ALLIANCE IS BACK 4Head
>people thought alliance had a chance
Moment of silence for Ikea.
Hope Bulldog finally realises his time is over and that he's only le epick reddit Twitch stramer now.
>>122660447
>second pick broodmother
>win
the absolute madman strikes again
>>122660328
>outfarming
>shows a graph where loda has the higher networth
nigga you don't know what the word means
lmao cap
>>122660378
what does it say?
>>122660461
Sexism
Alliance IS BACKBack to the drawing board
>Swedes think thy can best superior Slav genes
SHAKING
MY
HEAD
TO
BE
HONEST
>>122660461
no female casters/analysts are any good at what they do and they want to majors to be about quality.
Reminder that Alliance and Unknown finished with the exact same score.
B[A]CK TO TIER 4
AHAHAHHHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHH
>>122660491
>second pick lich
>lose
s4 draft strikes again
>>122660474
god indians are actually so gross not even le /pol/ meme
if i weren't white and in the situation i am in i would kill myself
>>122660405
I think I'd rather be a virgin NEET than ever EVER put my dick near Kelly Milkies.
Not even joking.
>>122660474
>not s4
ruined
Who else hating on based anime Russians?
anime
>>122660406
Then who's Yang?
dead crowd LMAO dotards
G O D
>>122660497
>the 4th pos visage is 700g behind the carry 30 min in
>L-LODA IS A-AHEAD
>>122660461
Females provide near worthless insight and only good looks which are even more subjective
>>122660185
t. Dragonball z fan, cartoon aimed towards 12 year olds
>>122660527
>they want to majors to be about quality.
>invited kotlguy, zyori and PyrionFlax
>>122660474
should be either shit4 or loda but without cap
>slav trash only win because of team locks
great job valve
>>122660554
>Soma
>hentai
baka desu senpai
Still though, If you told me Alliance would even qualify for a major tournament a few months back I would have told you to kill yourself desu
>>122660405
>shitposting on /vg/ while masturbating to shemale porn
you have an problems??
>SWEDEN
>GOOD AT ANYTHING
fuck Alliance now EG's game is going to start early while I'm stuck at work
VP vs OG
Who's gonna take it?
![adae0a491a785e30f2e0868da4930a05[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DDjqA3i.jpg "adae0a491a785e30f2e0868da4930a05[1].jpg")
>>122660460
>doesnt know how adoption works
Fuck off, bydlo russian redneck.
>>122660554
>average russian "bootcamp"
>tfw when watching Alliance get destroyed with my wife's son while she is on a business trip to Detroit
is there a feeling more comfy than this family?
>>122660557
>i-its a work day anon
>m-more people are watching online
>p-people get up after games
I WAS THE WR
WHAT WENT WROOOONG?
How come FNG has the good looks and is good at dota ;_;
could FNG be literally any more of our fucking guy
>fng
>19 years old
>drafter and captain of a relevant team
what happened to this general? we used to have constructive discussions about the game and now we have elementary school tier babbling about reddit and stupid jokes
A R T S I O M
R
T
S
I
O
M
G O O D
O
O
D
D O T A
O
T
A
A N I M E
>ANIME ANIME ANIME
>now i get to watch OG get fkicked out as well
>>122660639
>>122660587
Time to kill yourself m8.
>ANIME ANIME ANIME
Confirmed our guys
ANIME ANIME ANIME
>*Pum*
there is NO way FNG is heterosexual, his mannerism is just off
A N I M E
N
I
M
E
>>122660634
>literal swedish cück
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>Anime anime anime
What did she mean by this?
>>122660645
0 bkbs
>>122660639
shouldn't you be sad that your fellow kekbrother lost this game
Can the slavs go all the way?
ANIME ANIME ANIME
F N G
N
G
>>122660639
>my wife's son
so its not your kid?
im still dun know why loda end up with kelly?
is she attractive?
Where's Adelaide girl?
>>122660645
You should've gone old school with Mek and Force Staff.
LITERALLY our guys
>>122660461
*skewed
Get your shitpost together m8
A N I M E
N
I
M
E
ANIME ANIME ANIME
LITERALLY OUR GUYS
>>122660694
Fucks Nigger Girls trolls the world.
BASED FNG
BASED VP
BASED TEAM ANIME
#ISt[A]ndWithAlliance
How could they kill all those swedes
>>122660581
at least those guys can finish a full thought in a sentence. if they had sheever there for example she would just autistically stutter through shit and still be wrong on info
>>122660731
>girl
>>122660640
>>122660557
dotards?
>>122660474
>>122660474
who is the guy on top of loda and the one below ritsu
>>122660190
How is Puppey "washed up"?
are all dota personalities d2g users?
jesus christ it's like they are shitposting directly into the camera
>>122660719
Probably not, they'll defeat OG and then lose to chinks again
VP LITERALLY confirmed to be our guys
>>122660715
She was asked about 3 words which would describe their team
>>122660645
>2k damage slardar
idk senpai
>he thinks dota isn't anime related
>>122660664
D2g is as good as you make it
>>122660701
He's married
Is she from JAV? What's her name?
>>122660639
>tfw hanging out with tyrones son while he is upstairs fucking my wife and daughter
feels good to have a happy family :)
>>122660581
If they had replaced those shitters with females or included females just because of muh diversity, I don't see how the quality would improve if not plunging even lower
>>122660740
Any post that criticizes your sexist game is a 'shit' post.
Nice going.
>>122660639
every time
i fucking love this pasta
>>122660770
DELETE HAMSTER
>synderens suit covered with shit
why is it so hard for dotards to dress like fucking adults?
![kelly_fhm_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/E8IVYZx.jpg "kelly_fhm_1[1].jpg")
>>122660543
>le kelly is ugly meme
On the cover of FHM. Basically scientifically proven to be sexy.
>>122660712
>adoption is cückoldry
Uncultured swine. Back to Mongolia with you, nobody here likes you.
>go 1-6
>Alliance are good i swear!
why do these analysts keep pushing this shit meme
>tfw I like EG as a team but I HATE all the propaganda around the team
I wish alex garfield and charlie would die
OG and VG are the only likeable teams left
Remember when Deadmau5 ruined TI5.
>>122660461
Dota is extremely sexist
>>122660781
capitalist
blitz
luminous
james
bruno
are confirmed d2g browsers
TIME FOR OUR GUYS
>>122660781
>are all dota personalities d2g users?
>
>jesus christ it's like they are shitposting directly into the camera
No and the majority of 4chan users despise /v/ and /vg/ as well because you are a bunch of newfags, filthy normies and idiots.
Everyone uses Reddit to post relevant content, read news or get some fresh dramas, not some 3k cancer containment shithole such as d2g.
RIP AUI
USA USA USA
>>122660405
Reminder
>>122660919
remember when alliance ruined ti3?
>sumail cant even speak english
Burgerkeks support this muslim
i really like Aui
then i backstab him :)
REMINDER THAT PPD OFFERED NOLANS A SPOT ON EG
FUCKING NOLANS COULVE BEEN A TI5 CHAMPION EASILY
LMAO
>>122660894
redeye doesn't play dota
cap is just an alliance dick rider since TI3
>AUI APPEARING IN A VID THAT BOOTED HIM.
C U C K .
>>122660894
When did the analysts ever say anything even remotely close to: "This team is shit, they do not belong among the rest of the teams here."
>>122660938
Holy shit is PPD a Pokemon trainer or something?
>>122660926
>finely tuned gameplay
Literally the worst part of the post
>Soylent
pfahahAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>122660170
Memes sure are getting stale in here.
>>122660910
>tfw you can't prevent yourself from taking the contrarian viewpoint
I just hate that other people can have the same opinion as me why can't I feel more unique ;__;
>>122661016
>a team with nolans
>getting past the first round
>>122660969
Thats right Ivan, you will never have your daughter congratulate you on winning something.
You will always be a forever alone loser.
>>122660973
hello newfriend
ti3 is still the gold standard for all dota tournaments, and the final was definitely great
>aui
awkward
#FuckAui
Why the fuck is AUI in the video?
>>122660883
i think i puked in my mouth a lot.
>>122660894
The organization behind EG and Leliance organize VIP receptions and get togethers with all the casters and relevant people in the indeustry and supply free alcohol, hardware, sometimes even money for 'services', good atmosphere etc
That's how it works.
>>122660917
>not rooting for our guys VP
>implying OG are our guys
>>122660969
>daughter from another guy doesn't even call his step dad daddy
>>122661016
they would have lost with nolan
>xbox: I'm taking ARS-ART and 2 baseball bats
>xbox: we are going to visit english casters tonight
What's the meaning of this?
TEAM REDDIT IS ABOUT TO PLAY
PROCEED WITH CAUTION AS WE ARE BEING FLOODED WITH REDDITORS
>Whole subreddits
PPD created Subreddit -> https://www.reddit.com/r/peterpandam/
EG created Subreddit -> https://www.reddit.com/r/EvilGeniuses/
>Current rooster
PPD -> https://www.reddit.com/user/ppd17
RTZ -> https://www.reddit.com/user/ArteezyArteezy
sumail -> https://www.reddit.com/user/Suma1L
fear -> https://www.reddit.com/user/fear
uiverse -> https://www.reddit.com/user/DisneyFan01
>Most memorable recent players
aui_2000 -> https://www.reddit.com/user/Aui_2000
mason -> https://www.reddit.com/user/iceQueen97
>Other EG personalities
alex garfield (owner) -> https://www.reddit.com/user/ottersareneat
charlie (sumail personal tutor) -> https://www.reddit.com/user/charlieyang
incontrol (eg mascot) -> https://www.reddit.com/user/EG_iNcontroLRC
I wish the team(particularly Illidan) would be more stable without the throwing and overextending. If then, VP would be easily one of the top teams
>DAC WAS LIKE A TI.
AMERICANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS.
>>122661016
>implying EG would have been able to carry him
>>122661105
>calling Mason reddit
baka
>>122660781
Most likely yes
>>122661103
Google "big anal insertion".
>>122661109
Pretty much this.
I'd love to see them actually win a major tournament
That's some c.uckvideo right there
I wonder what Aui is thinking sitting at home in his blanket while everyone else is playing Frankfurt
>>122661105
>on a usual day 10/25 posts of the frontpage are about team secret
>0 for EG
>le secret not le reddit team
top kek
>>122661096
loda and kelly aren't married yet though
so he's not her stepdad
>IT WAS UNIVERSE ALL ALONG
U G O D
G
O
D
>>122661105
We might as well call team tumblr our guys WTF
I'm so proud of you PPD. You're an inspiration
>>122661071
>your daughter
Ayy lmao
She's not his daughter
She's not thinking of him as her father either
She calls him "loda" instead of "dad"
>>122661110
>bigger prize pool than TI3
>implying it wasn't
EG will also win this tournament btw senpai
all those honeypot lans will soon taste sour
>not getting goose bumps
>>122661173
It's hard to imagine being salty with 7 million dollars in your account but I bet he is.
>it's a disAAAAAsta
every time
reminder that EG will win the major
>>122661174
hello reddit
>>122661105
>fear
https://www.reddit.com/r/Marijuana/comments/9x61w/i_am_straight_my_boyfriend_smokes_marijuana_is/
So that's why he always looks so apathetic
the swede butthurt in this threat is palpable, on another note i'm not a fan of EG but Universe is a really cool guy, and he's been keep it together for years now
>>122661103
xbox is mega salty chinese and english casters leave when the games end and russki panel talks for another 30 minutes
>>122660929
see
>>122661145
and
>>122661226
Genuinely feeling good for fear right now.
>>122661187
>we will return stronger
HAHAHAHHAHA! top cu.ck
Fuck these backstabbing keks
Aui ;_;
>>122661138
who?
THET JUST KEEP SHOWING AUI
ROFL
>we would have never won with anyone else.
Artour...
>I went to disneyland
lmao universe
>I don't think we could have won it with anyone else
ayyy
Casting desk confirmed to shitpost in this thread at all times
>aui on the EG video
But I want to play some games, not watch doturd crap...
Are you fucking serious, Kelly has a kid and Loda is the step dad?
Holy fuck that's so kek, I'd understand doing this if the girl was 10/10, but really Loda?
>awkwardness intensifies
>>122661072
nah, it was memetastic but they played shit dota tbqhwy.
It's a good thing inflated prizepools weeded out the shitters in just a couple years.
wow you can just see the regret in PPD eyes picking up RTZ
>>122661138
Everyone in NAdota is obsessed with Reddit.
Just like everyone here is.
Why was Aui let go?
>be Indian
>win dota
>going to Disneyland after
it's like a totally unrelated series of traits, like he was rolled on an RPG chart by a random character generator
>>122661306
rtz will never win a ti hes cursed
aui is still a better 4 than fear tbqh
Where did Aui go?
>>122661187
Our guy Loda is cute, cute!
>everyone on our team think this is best for us
fuk ppd
>>122661145
>recaptioned footage of ld doing team profiles for red bull
what the fuck is this
>>122661047
That's actually not my point?
I still like them I'm still bothered by all the drama videos they're producing.
It's like when they take a UK show and bring it in the US and turn the sarcasm into overly dramatic bs. I'm not mad because it went to another country, I'm mad because it went to shit.
Just like the video now playing actually
>>122660639
At this point, I doubt even niggers lives Detroit
ALERT
EG AND SECRET ARE BOTH REDDIT
IF YOU SUPPORT EITHER TEAM PLEASE LEAVE
>>122660185
>they're the kind of people who think that only the old stuff's good
KEK
>>122661276
also
>>122661226
>being a fag
>no Aui
>>122661230
>7 million
how the fuck do you figure that?
after taxes and team fees he couldnt have broken 1 million from TI5
>>122660894
yeah getting 2-0d by ehome and mineski was fucking pathetic
>THat universe smile at the end
Every time
