>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: https://www.dota2.com/685/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
Previous Thread: >>122644791
>>122653525
>wake up
>its snowing outside
thanks a lot dotards
nth for ppd
>tfw no cute valve employee in pods
>>122653525
source of grill
>4 years
>4 teams
>3 roles
>zero (0) lans
NTH FOR OUR SLAVS
DISMANTLE THE SWEDES ILLIDAN
>>122653610
Oh boy, can't wait for changing winter tires on my car, my grandmas car, and my moms car.
Did dota2 peak with ti5? This major is dead as fuck to be honest. There's like 20 live viewers. Also what the fuck am I supposed to do for 2 hours until VP smashes Alliances boypussies?
>>122653632
Is that u?
Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.
>>122653641
I'm going to marry Pod-chan!
VIRTUS PRO BROS ROLL CALL
WHERE
WE
AT
?
>2hrs till esports
Fuck this, cbf waiting. 5 decides what I fap to.
>Alliance vs VP
IT DIDN'T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY FNG
YOU STUPID ANIME WATCHING FUCK
>>122653610
>21.2°C
>its snowing outside
Dotards?
Are they not gonna advance the schedule?
Come the fuck on 2 hours? I need to see the keks getting btfo to start the day on a good note
>>122653779
sumail's mouth
S W E D E N
Y E S
>>122653829
he knows we know
>>122653704
>>122653750
Пpeкpacнo. A ты?
>>122653779
>>122653779
Ravindu "Ritsu" Kodippili
>>122653750
here, hoping they won't thow this
>>122653779
>>122653934
F**king Hell!!
another soul raises into the night sky
Guys why was Kelly kicked off Alliance?
This major is already ours. No other team even has a chance.
>>122654000
Rest in peace, my General.
also checked
>>122653779
John cena
>>122654051
She got promoted to EG
>>122654051
She was with alliance when they walked on stage just now so I'll doubt it
>>122654000
why is ritsu on red?
nice trips btw f.am
/d2g/
where is Goodwill porn
thanks
>>122654000
What's that red glowing thing on Ritsu?
>>122653779
kellyrohrbach
>>122653779
>>122654153
Moar pls
>>122654175
lol rekt
>>122654150
>>122654156
http://cloud9.gg/news/ritsu-dota2
IT'S TIME /D2G/, OUR GUYS ARE UP NEXT LET'S FUCKIN GOOO!!!!!! #SWEDISHMASTERRACE #ALLIANCEISBACK
>>122653934
>wake up in the middle of the night
>go take a piss
>turn the lights on
>this thing is sitting there watching you
>"It's not like I knew you would come here, baka"
>"why are you taking your flip flip off, senpai?"
>"what are you doing?"
>"I was just guarding the bathroom for you, nooooo plsssssssssss noooooo"
>*splat*
>go back to bed
>few minutes later
>mommy? pls wake up :-(
>>122654234
le monkey face
FUCKING WHY.
HELLO I'M A TIME TRAVELER, HERE ARE THE RESULTS OF MAJOR TOURNEY FROM THE FUTURE:
1.Secret
2.EG
3.LGD
4.EHOME
L GOD
>>122654051
she's dating fear now
/d2g/ our guys are playing, let's give them all our energy! GO ALLIANCE!
>>122654270
You haven't thought this through?
O U R
U
R
G U Y S
U
Y
S
easy win for our guys
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering a tent with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. At that point she sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove them one at a time. "Squire, must you pitch another tent so soon?" she says to me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but she kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I happily endulge until my raging boner begins to hurt from pressing so hard against my trousers. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." I do so while she does the same. Then, all of a sudden, I feel an inescapable desire to stand still. "FIGHT ME" she screams as she pushes me to the ground and gets on top of me. It's only now that I notice she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that she won't stop until one of us cums. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>122654313
shhhh, let your dreams be dreams.
>>122654309
DELETE THIS
>>122654332
did you confuse this for /a/ or smth man? this is an eg thread
>>122654342
someone do a kelly vs moon comparison already
>>122654332
Channelling for my brothers in VP.
what is he thinking d2g?
SWEDEN YES!
>keks get to be irrelevant multiple times a year now
thanks majors
>>122654409
>potato
BULLDONG IS BACK /B/ROS!!!!
>>122654409
yare yare daze
>>122654404
OUR
FUCKING
GUYS
Do you guys think Fly and N0tail ever had like a gay moment together? Just seems like Fly is totally dominating n0tail's boypussy, they totally fucked in the showers after a lan victory. I'm just saying.
>>122653525
She is a butterface, but I'd still gank that asshole.
Alliance has this easy.
>our guys going against our guys, will face against our guys next
Why there's so many our guys, guys?
that ugly gnome kelly just showed on stream
>>122654404
>image search
>first thing that comes up is reddit
team secret = team reddit
>>122654462
>after a lan victory
uhhh....
>>122654409
OH MY GOD IS HE WEARING A CAP?
I thought his head was deformed.
Reminder that cuks can never ever be our guys
>>122654194
it is just a cropped picture from the comic. Why there is no sexualized he-elf yet.bonus points if violated by Axe
>>122653750
Bring on the Slavs. Cleanup up them 322 Swedes
>>122654473
The real question who is the ourest of guys?
>>122654462
>lan victory
heh
REMINDER:
our guys:
VP
VG
neutrals:
OG
Vega (rip)
CDEC
their guys:
Secret
EG
Alliance
Holy shit, Lil is hot.
Probably best looking dota player atm
>S4 all giggly
ALLIANCE GOT THIS
>>122654542
Alliance are the guys we need but do not deserve.
>>122654427
>top 10 in the world at least = irrelevant
this is a worst meme than calling a top10 watched game on twtich dead.
>>122654342
k-kelly is c-C-Cute!
>alliance still not out
>n0lans got past 1st round
joke lan tb.h.
Thank god there's actual dota after this shitshow.
>>122654542
>>122654342
SPOILER IT
Who /vp/ here? Anime MUST prevail
>>122654542
isn't it obvious?
>>122654449
holy shit
>>122654628
hello reddit
>S4 is giggling
>Cap's hair
every fucking time
JUST
>>122654542
peter
>>122654462
>lan victory
>>122654658
>keks
sounds about right
>>122654542
>our_guys.jpg
>>122654531
I still can't believe Valve went for the little cute elvish servant boy slave to the strong abusive orc
They really know what they are doing and how to cater to their audience.
10/10 Valve.
>>122654462
>>122654525
>>122654556
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Thor_Open_2012
???
Lots of alliance fangays in the crowd
Also I wonder how many other people above 5k are in here.
LIST OF THINGS THAT CAN NEVER EVER BE OUR GUYS:
1. C.UCKS
<<<<<<<<powergap>>>>>>>>
2. CHINKS
3. SJW
<<<<<<<<powergap>>>>>>>>
4. dota 2 "personalities"
>>122654449
And his doto waifu is my waifu
He's perfect
>tfw no FNG bf
Waiting for that based Slav banter
>>122654542
ppd
THIS FUCKING PANEL KEEPS VOTING FOR THE SAME TEAM TO WIN
Alliance better win this after the whole ''bulldog is back'' video.
VP will 2-0 Alliance.
2K PANEL PREDICTIONS
ALLIANCE HAS ALREADY WON.
Comparing the top 3 teams players
EE > RTZ > Loda
S4 > W33 > Sumail
Bulldog > Misery = Universe
Puppey > Fear > MyNuts
PLD > PPD > Akke
Any questions?
>>122654763
They are not voting, they are predicting the winner
>>122654763
> C O M P E T I T I V E D O T A A N A L Y S T S
>>122654786
No, they will lose.
>>122654793
lot of questions
>>122654793
wheres OG you inbred retarded shit eating cunt?
>>122654736
>PPD writing the "rtz is flawless" line
>just 0.001 seconds before he types enter, rtz posts his retarded shit
LMAO
>>122654793
Here's your reply
oh god what have I done I bet 6 arcanas on VP game 1
>>122654793
Delusional as fuck, you're comparing tier 1 teams with a tier 3 (tier 2 on a good day)
watching dota2 gives me gas :3
>>122654793
yeah what's your favorite subreddit
VOTE VOTE VOTE
http://strawpoll.me/6036792
http://strawpoll.me/6036792
http://strawpoll.me/6036792
http://strawpoll.me/6036792
VOTE VOTE VOTE
i just want Alliance cücks to be blown the fuck out again, been hating on their dumb asses since TI3
i don't even cheer for teams anymore, i just cheer against them
>>122654793
> Implying Alliance is top 3
Go back to reddit shitter
>>122654793
I love donger but no way he is better than universe
>>122654874
>lacoste third wheeling
will he ever return bros?
>>122654874
G is an anime bro.
Fng is anime bro.
illidan is anime bro.
VP please.
>>122654808
I've already got it written in my schedule that they'll 2-0 Alliance. In pen.
>>122654874
>Alliance
>0 votes
>VP
>8 votes
>>122654874
Is strawpoll broke for anyone else? I can't see the results, nor can I click on any of the options to vote.
>>122654875
Same since before Ti3
>>122654924
bullshit faggot. post a cap with date.
>>122654875
>navi fanshits still buttmad about being utterdestroyed in the TI3 finals
based vikings, that alone redeems them from any other sin
>>122654874
is that lelcoste chilling on the right?
>>122654928
>http://strawpoll.me/6036792
Raise your slavs boys
>>122654924
Better scratch that note because VP has already lost this game
>giving Bulldog Doom
>>122654949
>win by rat
>thinking Alliance deserved it.
>>122654968
blblblblblblblblblblblblb
redeye is so good in this
fuck you james I always hated you
>>122654949
>vikings
lmao, only viking looking motherfucker in the scene is puppey, sleep tight swefags
>>122654853
Have faith in fng
![Twitter Average Navifan [ Players Navi TI2013 ].png](https://i.imgur.com/iReBpcr.png "Twitter Average Navifan [ Players Navi TI2013 ].png")
>>122654971
>>122654874
dear god this poll is actually retarded.
>/d2g/ voting for shitty slav team over our day 1 guys
fucking traitorous retards, l-god is dissapointed in you all.
>>122654875
damn, that's pretty pathetic
rule34 axe+bard?
>>122654968
how delusional are you alliance fucktards?
your team is LITERALLY tier 3
>>122655019
bane?
>>122654972
Die scum
>>122655019
kill yourself
>>122655019
you're a big girl
>>122655035
C U C K E D
>>122655045
Hey give them some credit. They have this confidence because of the amazing TI5 run Alliance had.
>>122655108
yeah imactually done with this fucking site fuck off retards.
>>122655108
>G lina
oh god not again, VP gonna go home
why Loda eye so dead?
>>122655035
A LITERAL BALDING CÛCK WILL NEVER BE OUR GUY, GET THE FUCK OUT
>raising a monkeys kid
he's the "watching the games with my gf's son" pasta materialized
That Drow ban makes no sense
You want your enemy to pick shit heroes like that
I mean the poll is flawed because while VP are our guys, Alliance definitely are not, so there is only one valid option
>razor pick
yeah enjoy your loss slav fags LMAO
>>122655137
FREE WIN
THANK YOU VP
>>122654971
>fail to babysit a carry as they move around erratically
>it's your fault they got ganked
>fail to babysit a base that literally cannot move
>the enemy is cheating for ganking it
do i buy fallout
Is Alliance back?
MY BOY UPLAND DRUGS
>>122655137
Goodbye, Reddit.
>>122655193
'no'
>Razor
nice alliance won
>picking le static lightning guy of doing-nothing
>VP FAGS NOT EVEN POSTING ANYMORE
LOL
BASED DRAFTS
Nice that OG is basically guaranteed top 6 since VP/Alliance is their next opponent :3
>Razor
VP no
>RAZOR
Free win for Alliance
>>122655178
meanwhile d2g goes to frankfurt and after returning to hotel to get drunk meet /vg/ and take picture with hao iceiceice super fy and their literal who manager
who frankfurt here?!
Ill arrive in friday
>PICKING RAZOR
>>122655193
Don't buy modern games, they always trying to fuck you with DLC and DRM 100% of the time now. If you want to support the devs you still pirate the game and pay them for it after.
>>122655152
It's a support Lina
>>122655193
depends. do you like fallout 3, which would mean you have severe brain aids?
>>122655258
Get this hothead outta here.
5 CORES STRAT
>axe items skyrocketing in value because people who got the immortal want to play him
KEKERONI
>picking razor and DK
fng the absolute madman
>>122655260
Same retards that say Kelly is top tier
>>122655260
I really like Alliance though.
>>122655160
LITERALLY FREEEEEEEEEEEE KIDS
DRAGON KONG TO SAVE THE DRAFT
>Marble mouth chink
aaaaaand muted
>>122655303
see this is why I don't draft, I'm fucking tilting here I really want my boy fng to win
>Razor and DK
FNG THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
HE'S LOST THE PLOT
>>122655260
I hate the eyes and the blush on all of the girls in this anime
LD and Cap casting the UB games
wew lads
>tubby and ben
Best casters
Why does s4 not pick something weird like phantom assassin or other signature Loda hero?
JESUS CHRIST FNG FUCKING WITH OUR MINDS, DK SAFE AND RAZOR MID FUUUUUUCKK
>>122655391
It's okay, Tobi will cast the Grand Finals
>h[A]ve fun
>/d2g/ suddenly said [A] is our guy
WTF just happened???????
>>122655431
FNG THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>122655423
>PA
>versus Lina
A Y Y L M A O
http://oddshot.tv/shot/dotamajor-2015111811711570
Moonmeander, the absolute madman dropping items to bait
>>122655407
Not many places you can eat abroad where you can be 100% sure the good will be like you are used to.
Its the reason people go to Starbucks too, its the same around the world, products, prices and atmosphere.
HAHAHA
>>122655465
Reddit invading our Slav stronghold
wake up people
>>122655467
Why are they look upset?
>>122655467
yeah this seems like such a cute girl anime but then those two things turn me off so much
>illidan dragon knight
didn't the last time he did this he went 0 breathe fire?
>Razor is bad
Literally /d2g/
S4 CHOKING IN A IMPORTANT LAN GAME KLAXON.
this fucking camera just focus on Bulldog
>>122655465
I really like both teams senpai
>>122655547
filename?
does loda only know how to use gyro??
based balance
>>122655547
they saw ure benis
>3 stuns
>still can't kill doom
nice armor nerf lmao
>3-person gank
>Doom just walks out
Nice game dotards
Where's the LoL gif?
>>122655467
a-adelaine?
Hey guys, can you remind me which team are our guys again?
>skilling breathe fire
whats illidan doing
WHO IN THE RIGHT MIND DRAFTS A FUCKING BREWMASTER
>>122655704
Secret
>>122655704
Every non-slanty eyed team.
>>122655704
The one that will never lose
>>122655704
>>122655704
7 decides which team are our guys
HOW CAN THEY NOT KILL THIS DOOM LMAO
>>122655704
Secret
>>122655704
Os Gorillas
>>122655747
>>122655704
2k disruptor plays right here
>>122655747
our goyims
>>122655704
>>122655704
CDEC
>these plays
CDEC can beat these guys with one hand
>>122655883
No one here likes EG though...
>>122655828
he literally looks like a butch lesbian
What's that chink in the booth with them? Their manager?
>>122655919
i do...
>tfw ee-sama playing in 7 hours
Any BULLDONGERINO subs here? DansGame /
>>122655973
It's a staff member
>>122655973
its their boothboy
>>122655973
Referee, you dumbass.
>NA Dota ...
>>122655898
For that, CDEC would have to play against them first
>sacrifice themselves to eliminate secreddit out of TI5
>currently about to eliminate r[A]ddit out of frankfurt majors
>not the most underappreciated our guys of all time
I don't even really care if they ultimately win or lose and I still know they are our guys
this fucking camera hello
i fucking love d2g as much as i hate it.
From one side you have enlightened scholars with exquisite taste in memes, forging new extraordinary strats, enjoying dota like it was meant to be, watching pro dota only to see what works in highly competetive setting. On the other side, outnumbering the former 10:1, sits your typical "muh esportas" shitter commenting on everything ranging from pathetic "personas" marketed by reddit, to game balance based on their normal skill game knowledge.
While first group plays heroes that they like based on design/gameplay other group can only enjoy game if they are playing most popular or powerfull (despite being extremely boring) heroes only. In their minds any hero that isnt played currently in competetive is unplayable no matter what.
Stop believing disinfo spreaded by gulagites. Join us. Free your mind.
Thanks for all your support, my anime brothers in arms
>>122656010
hot
>>122656015
What do they need a ref for?
lmao @ s4s farm
Once again choking when it matters
>le one of the best mids in the world
>>122656136
no pasta during esports, thanks
