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>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
Previous Thread: >>122580752
>implying EG won't win the Major
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w88oXfjd96g#t=24m50s
24:50
VP is confirmed our team
Reminder that Bruno cares about you, even if you are a silly little Anon
why did axe curse so much in the comic
>watch GDStudio compilations
>realize i missed the best years of dota
so d2g when will this game die
>even ChiLongQua is bored of this shit game
yeah this game is dead as fuck
Hey /d2g/, it's been hellweek for me in college and I haven't been able to keep up with the latest news about the frankfurt major.
Can any of you give me the reader's digest version of the events, and with as little memes as possible, I won't understand the context.
All I know is that the peruvians did well but then fucked up?
>2015
>no lgbt bulldyke genderqueer pro equality hero
whats your excuse dota
>>122621624
>what is Pugna
>>122621624
>Legion Commander
>>122621453
CM is one of those heroes that are great when they are ahead but kind of shit when behind. She needs items to even be able to cast her 3 spells without running out of mana, she got really fucked by that base int nerf a little while ago. Plus she's food for common heroes like sf, qop, ember and wind runner and lacks a hard disable.
>>122621693
a skeleton
nth for ppd
>tfw we will never see secret vs eg at a non-honeypot lan
whenever a teammate picks crystal maiden i get really sweaty
every time i see a cute girl in media my heart just goes doki doki
it makes me extremely nervous
>>122621602
>secret
>eg
>vg
>cdec
>slardar
>windrunner
>shadowfiend
>ember
>doom
>>122621559
i left this shit already, logged in to see the immortal and it's as shit as i expected
>play dota 2 after a month of no dota 2
>open up "free" treasure from TI5 compendium
>get an OD set when i already have 3
>lose the two games i played today
>dota 2 does not let me alt tab like before
>have to windows logo tab now
today sucked desu imo
2500 hours in dota, I'm so fucking bored at the moment
6.86 is their chance to save me
I'm not playing again until all the heroes are in the game
>EE's dad is his stepdad
>EE's biological father is a deadbeat
where did Mr. Mao go?
>there are people in this very thread that have missed the best times in dota2 history and weren't in /d2g/
I pity all of you.
>didn't watch Alienware cup
>all those dreamhacks with the GD studio
>those shitty mc donalds sponsored events that were casted in the dremahack studio where bruno and james got fucking high
>the first shitty summit
>TI's of course
>all those chink tournaments with only one western team (usually navi)
>mouz doto
>the birth of c9
>the fall of EG, then picked up bamboe and didnt qualify for TI, turned into Sadboys with the newcomers into the scene
>zenith with iceiceice
>2014 DK
>the fall of LGD.int
So much good shit, never witnessed
>>122621892
>Not including Tusk
>100% pick/ban rate so far
Someone get him out of here, all the games feel the same
>>122621870
Why not?
The will meetin the lower bracket after they both lose today
Good thing nobody likes Axe, otherwise there would be outrage over how completely out of character he is in the comic.
>>122622065
sri lanka?
>>122622027
There is 1 hero left to port
>b-b-b-but muh shitlord
1 mediocre ability
Literally 1/4 of a hero
Rounded is 0.
>>122622065
kangaroo island?
>>122622065
viva adelaide?
http://strawpoll.me/6035160
http://strawpoll.me/6035160
http://strawpoll.me/6035160
Reminder that voting is american tradition family members
>>122622036
Left when he couldn't handle taking care of an autistic child
Happens more often than you think
>>122622069
desu he's banned most games so i forgot about him
>>122622036
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mao_Zedong
>>122622131
hehe yu think ur even getting frostivus
stop being so entitled
reminder that after the major everyone will be hyped for a update to drop hot the day after
then hyped for the update to drop one week after
then we'll wait 3 more months like for the axe immortal
>>122622059
Dreamhack Summer 2012 was the best LAN tournament of all time outside of TIs.
WHERES THE BOYPUSSY OF THE NEW SHOTA AT
DOTA 2 HAS AN OFFICIAL SHOTA NOW
>>122622131
it better be fucking ASAP
people are losing interest in this shit game
>>122622131
Do you include a meme option as some kind of filter?
>>122621870
We will see them on the 20th in the WB finals tho
>>122622224
Why doesn't valve release the greeviling as a custom map? That one was actually f*n.
i am very dissatisfied right now with dota 2
i just dont have fun playing it anymore
;_; what do d2g
Do you remember me dotards
>>122622131
speaking of voting
this is the only reasonable candidate. I don't give a fuck what any fucking retarded /pol/ers say, this man is the only person you should be voting for if you actually want to experience what it's like to live in a first world country.
reminder that MINESKI WILL NEVER LOSE AGAIN
>>122622383
I wish I didn't.
>>122622269
Hi synderen
>>122622295
>implying Secret won't choke and lose against VG
ive lost my passion for the game
>>122622348
Ask Bruno for advice
>>122622059
>>the first shitty summit
I actually went back and watched the vods of the event the other week
jesus christ that event was bad.
>>122622391
kill yourself cuc.k
>>122622294
>>122622224
>>122622292
http://strawpoll.me/6035183
http://strawpoll.me/6035183
http://strawpoll.me/6035183
made a new one because I'm a retard and added a meme option
what is the status of this general right now
alive or dead?
Ey
I am the pope
I ruin all hope
You think I'll let you post?
Adelaide you're toast!
With a call of my scythe
I'll delete your life!
hehehehe..
taste your rotting tongue...
>>122621894
REMINDER THAT I WAS RIGHT
>>122622036
He repicked his family
>Axe comic post on Reddit
>top comments are just quietly ignoring how bad it was and discussing the new Star Wars
can we stop buying compendi-dumbs now
>>122622591
on life support.
>>122622586
who cares fuck this game
>tfw Dota 2 is on the decline and Valve doesn't even care
>>122622308
WELGUM TOO DA GREEBILINGA!
>>122622391
Fuck off, you statist faggot
>>122622586
There will be no fucking Frostivus you delusional goycuk
>>122622391
You didn't even give a name? If I write "old white guy with a fake smile" on a ballot, do the vote counters just get to treat it as a wildcard and count it toward whoever they feel like?
>>122622204
chinese "first names" are actually last nameswopaah
do you think Zedong was autistic as EE?
>>122622663
looks alive to me
I guess I'll post sheever later, then
>>122622682
>game in decline
How so?
>>122622643
>we
Stupid third world children are the biggest supporters of compendiums.
>>122622710
![1447812804115[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/6Xm5y5r.png "1447812804115[1].png")
>>122622391
>voting for anybody other than Trump
kill yourself
>>122622059
I don't even remember when was the last time I am hyped for dota
Probably the VG - C9 game 2 in TI4
IsGoodkind a female?
>>122622612
Sick brah
>>122622586
>no option for later than that
>he can't even CONCEIVE of the notion that Valve will make us wait for a patch as long as they already have before
>>122622391
I guarantee if a librul gets into the oval office we'll see Syrian refugees within a year's time.
I don't care if Trump is a moron, we need someone REALLY ANTI-IMMIGRANT RIGHT NOW OR WE WILL ALL DIE
dota is dying
>>122622391
F R E E?
Sunsfan sent us to hell, but we're going even deeper.
>Mason...
>I'm already kicked.
>comic looks like shit
>immortal looks like shit
>still no new content
>game still balanced like shit
>majors are a shitty flop
this game is such a fucking joke
>>122622890Does it matter?
>>122622743
thats the janitors way of saying "i just deleted a bunch of shit posts"
OUCH HOLY FUCK MY EYE IS LOOSE
>>122622976
why would that cause you to die?
![210a801953[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/udPH99o.jpg "210a801953[1].jpg")
whats a stronger word for "lazy"
>>122623068
THIS IS THE ENEMY
AND HE'S HERE ON HIS KNEEEES
>>122623301
worthless
>>122623301
neet
>>122623301
uninspired
lethargic
lacking motivation
Valve
not exactly expecting much from the consumers
valve
>>122623301
Slothful
how come teams stopped picking alch?
>Axe has a fuccboi elf for a partner
I don't know if I like this
>>122623301
That's what you get for throwing money at them
>It's a lava cape
>No splash of lava on dunks
>No gush of lava for spins
>But a battle hunger icon
Yeah. This is Valve alright.
How hard will Artour throw the game today senpai
I am pretty sure if CDEC ban AM, RTZ will throw with any other heroes
>immortal is shit
>people are surprised
next year we should give valve 100 million, i bet that will be enough
>>122623451
6.84 is about dealing as muhc damage as possible as fast as possible as early in the game as possible because everything else got removed
Alch is shit lategame and can't really fight without a couple of items
also memeback
>>122623291
As someone who's moved here from a heavily muslim countrythe UK sadly [/spoiler[ the guy's right. Living nearby to them is not nice, they break into cars and houses, spit at people on the street, travel in packs and consider the police to be scum that are made to be ignored
>>122623510
He's not even that cute.
>>122623301
"free"
I have a feeling tobi won't cast the grand final
reddit wins again
>>122622391
thats what you fucks said about obama
our political system is a fucking joke no change in presidency is going to fix that
>>122623679
being from the northwest of england this sounds like 97% of this regions total population
>>122623823
It's definitely a girl, if it was a boy he'd need a fucking diaper due to the state his anus would be in.
post that one hero, you know. that one hero is so broken but no one seems to realize
>>122621464
Shitty Wizard.
>>122623823
>adelaide is a gay degenerate
dotards?
>>122623823
And here come the insufferable faggots emerging from the woodwork.
Kill yourself.
>>122624114
I thought it was Goys.
>>122623912
>tfw the united states of america has spent at least a century of policies and conditioning solely on becoming one of like 3 countries on earth that literally cannot fall to revolution no matter how bad it needs one
>>122624042
australians literally get cukd and raped on the daily by abos
>>122624042
who cares fuck this game
>>122624119
honestly this happens with every character relationship on 4chan ever, someone tries to insert some sort of sexual encounters between them. It happens with literally everyone, you must be new here.
Would building Manta Style on Meepo be good?
His illusions fully benefit from Geostrike after all.
>>122623823
>We're at the point where a man can't just travel the land with his squire
FUCK
Why does everyone on my team get pissed when i save their ass with a dark rift? And when i dont they STILL get pissed because i didnt save their ass
What the fuck am i supposed to do? Can i even win with these people? Honestly this hero just stresses me out to play, i wish he had a different ultimate.
>>122623697
He's the only good part of the comic, solely because I imagined fucking him as he writes about it the entire time.
>>122624321
Are you from the future senpai
>>122624321
stfu
>>122624254
its not unheard of
movement speed, stat ball, increased geostrike and if you get an illusion rune you're basically good phantom lancer
>implying EG won't win the Major
who /keked/ here?
>equip immortal
>there's a second style
>locked
fuck this game at least I sold all my shit last month to buy some vydia
never buying a goypendium/memehats again
>>122625029
i never spent a single cent on cosmetic for this game
>>122625029
How do you get that second style anyways?
>>122625029
I unlocked the second style, but I don't know why.
Why even have a fucking style. Why do they always have to gate shit like this.
>>122625029
>he bought the compendiums
kek
I only ever bought the TI3 one, and even that I regret
>>122625170
pay money
>>122625029
nope i got both
you just suck dicks LMAO
>>122625029
who cares fuck this game
How do you measure carbonation?
>tfw no brother heroes
>>122625029
fucking spoilers
I meant c.u.c.ked
the immortal sucks anyways
low res shit with special effects for a spell that nobody gives a shit about
>>122625140
I supported valve from TI3 to TI5 buying compendiums
and that's it I got my cosmetics from random drops and chests
I wonder why I gave valve money for memesports
Literally what was going on my head when I decided to support kids playing video games for money
fucking degenerates
fuck this game seriously
>>122625565
what is antimage and terrorblade
HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS
I FUCKING FINALLY GOT IT
HOLY
SHIT
MY FIRST ACTUAL RARE ITEM
AND I GOT IT FROM THE EXTRA CHEST YOU GET AFTER OPENING 5 OF THEM.
>>122625565
>ogremagi
>jakiro
reminder to stay hydrated fellas
>>122625029
>>122625576
stop avatarfagging please, thanks
>>122625635
Not anymore fuccboi
>no real hero
>no real human bean
>>122625029
>spending money on free video games
>>122625678
I want to marry Teri
>>122625212
>>122625198
probably because u spent a lot of money on your compendium like a good goyim
>>122625029
I don't really get how shit works.
I got the immortal and had both styles unlocked.
BUT ALSO had the item to UNLOCK the extra style.
So I used it on my immortal and... nothing changed, I still got my 2 styles.
Did I fuck up?
>>122625635
Retconned.
>>122625661
I mean two different heroes, not double-headed weirdos.
>>122625767
I think you did
baka desu senpai
When are we getting porn of the bard and the lizardmen?
Huge lizardmen gangbangs are the best gangbangs.
>>122625808
io kotl ck and enigma are brothers
storm, earth, ember spirit
>>122625878
Fucking hell.
You mean I could have sold that style-unlocker?
THEN WHY THE FUCK VALVE LET PEOPLE USE A STYLE UNLOCKER ON AN ITEM THAT WAS ALREADY UNLOCKED?
>>122625664
>sheever posting time
YES
>>122625767
are you SURE you had both styles unlocked at the beginning? You might have been mistaken.
>Game is in a state of disdain by anyone who used to enjoy it
>Mostly because retarded timeframes regarding content and lazy developers in every single aspect of the game
>Every time someone tries to put the topic on the spotlight is shut down by Valve Defense Force
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/8/8a/Undying_lasthit_03.mp3
>>122625649
How rare is that shit?
>>122626028
nah not for at least another hour
>>122626097
Absolutely sure.
Before I used that item, I went into the equip shit and changed between styles, nothing there showed shit was locked.
Also hovering over the item showed both styles unlocked, no lock or anything.
Fucking hell, can Valve help me with that bullshit or I'm completely fucked?
>Pick Nyx
>Gonna Nyxnyx them
>Need peoples help to kill since I had to build defensive
>Just need anybody to do anything
>Any one person to use their skills on another hero and its free kills
>F R E E K I L L S
>No one will do anything
>Lose
>Nyx rate sinks even lower
Feels awful that I can't win with Nyx anymore since I climbed a little in MMR and suddenly everyone has detection.
wake up people
>>122623242
>HERE'S FIST IN YOUR EYE
Fucking bravo Valve
>implying EG won't win the Major
>>122626403
can't wait to wake up tomorrow and see Alliance got eliminated.
Guys which team to bet? OG or Mineski?
>no fucking replays of this fucking major
>literally end when non-neets get home
why did valve release the immortal and comic now when there's a "huge" patch coming up
>>122626403
is that a gate address
>>122623242
Lore accurate eh?
kek
MY NAME IS LEGION
Is the one making Dota comics a tumblritard?
just a friendly reminder that EG is the best team in the world ad that all other teams are kidding themselves into thinking they cant even come close to beating them
>>122624321
delete this
>Axe is canonically stronger than Sand King and Pudge
fuck you valvepls buff me ;_;
>>122627037
fuck I forgot to extend a bit more the secondary layer before merging
>>122627449
stop
avatarfagging
this is your last warning family
>>122625649
>tfw you get the golden seekling
>>122627387
>canonically
There's no proof to this
>>122625727
axe
beastmaster
REMINDER THAT GOODKIND DIED WHILE TRAVELING WITH AXE TO THE ANCIENT'S WAR
>Axe is all friendly and shit
I thought he's a barbarian
>>122627449
go to sleep marju
>>122627515
I'm producing content for /d2g/ on a daily basis
fucking janitors why don't you faggots go play the game and leave the thread as it is?
>>122627712
>expecting anything good to come from valve
>>122627653
NO
GOODKIND COURIER FUCKING WHEN?
I WANT A QT BARD
>>122627653
died choking on cum
Goodkind is a girl, right?It's too late anyway.
>mfw Valve meme on us by making Goodkind a new heroa female one
>>122627947
>hero
>kekiest support that will probably be good oracle
>>122626332
iktf
>free kills in lane
>2 gankers on our team, we will easily snowball and probably win if they just stun
>if they just stun
>if they just
>holy fucking shit please stun hes literally standing in the middle of our creep wave
>PLEASE
>they initiate
>teammate doesn't stun
>die
>they just stand behind the tower and watch as they destroy it
>Dire's top tower has fallen!
this game makes me want to die
>>122628060
>2 gankers on our team
>gankers
>>122627850
are you seriously think it isnt a gay comic? really? dota? this game is so fucking gay the biggest trophy it can bring you is literally to dicks trying top butt fuck each other
>>122628151
yes?
>>122627712
>Axe
>friendly
Where is that implied in the comic? He's pretty fucking bloodthirsty, he's just having fun with it all. Of course he's gonna be nice to the guy writing stories about how great he is and making him mad dosh. In fact that's about all he seems to care about, dosh and glory for getting dosh.
>>122623301
that's LC's helmet
lmao how can they be so fucking lazy
>still no desert terrain
>still no Arc warden
fuck valve I'm playing blizzard's shit over again
>>122625910
>storm, earth, ember spirit
cousins
>>122623301
Bethesda
>>122628210
Nobody uses that term to describe heros or positions, it sounds like something from dotawiki or some shit
Literally any hero can go and gank
>>122628675
ok
why did thread suddenly die
>>122628821
Because your mother doesn't love you.
>>122628940
did typing that make you feel good anon
>>122628821
>No e-sports on
>Not a single good streamer on
>Game is currently ass
>Valve killed everyone's last glimmer of hope with a shitty ass comic for the low price of gorillions
It was inevitable
>>122628997
No but your picture did.
>>122629098
how about this one
Anyone know anything about this girl?
>>122629237
that's a dude
>>122629237
>girl
>>122629237
>girl
>>122629278
A dude with tits and smooth skin?
Yeah, ok.
>>122629237
>girl
>>122629237
whoa who is this qt
>>122629150
It makes me feel like you left part of a nipple exposed.
>>122629534
nothing lewd about an areola
>>122629413
Bailey Jay?
>>122629378
whos this cum empire vampire
>>122629237
>>>>>>girl
When the fuck did they make the Counter helix animation so slow
This shit looks downright embarassing
why are you guys hating the comic so much? Its kinda cute
>>122629835
i have no idea. i liked it
DAILY REMINDER THAT DOOM IS STILL A FAIR AND BALANCED HERO
where the fuck do i get adderall
reminder
>>122630140
nah fuk off m8 this is an australian site
>>122629835
because it goes against his character and looks like shit
>>122630140
how does that fucking help us you faggot
there are no flags on /vg/
>>122630203
so make a thread on /qa/ to convince hiro to add them
personally I think flags should be on every board.
>>122630180
what do we know about his character? Is there some lore about him going on prior to the comic?
Are you guys excited for Rime joining C9?
>>122630203
a reminder that 4chan would be better if flags were on every board then we could finally stop mistakenly taking yuros seriously
>>122630180
>goes against his character
how so? what is his "character" and where is it portrayed other than through in-game dialogue
>and looks like shit
i thought it looked pretty nicely done
Reminder that Goodkind has the good kind of pussy,boi
>>122630264
it is cannon that axe is literally the axe, not the red faggot lugging it around
We all know valve always listens to
LETS MAKE IT HABBEN :DD
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/3t95e0/goodkind_courier_when/
>>122630297
quality of discussion (what little is left) would drop significantly
anytime someone said something that someone else didnt agree with
>wow, you sure are stupid. checks out, you're from x
>figures someone from y would disagree
put that on repeat forever
>>122630264
>>122630339
>Bloodthirsty battle ready orc warlord
>Its just red shrek with his donkey elf
>He didnt use a single of his abilities in the entire comic
>and the final boss was some sort of sorcerer instead of a warrior
Does valve even understand how insulting this is for the playerbase?
>>122630446
dirty yurokek detected
>>122630512
?
>>122630545
exactly like that
What's the absolute lowest you can get someone's magic resistance?
If you get Skywrath Mage and Pugna together and use a Veil of Discord while Elder Titan gets right on top of them what kind of damage would you be looking at there?
Where can I get an Unknown jersey?
>>122630640
your opinion as a yuropoor is irrelevant and having flags would help determine that.
>>122630475
Now that you mentioned, i was waiting for some bersekers call, it never happenned.
Goddammit valve, give my money back
Guys what's that video about the 'art of supporting' starring vocies of Sheever and Lumi? I saw it ehre a few days ago but lost it thanks senpaitachi
>>122630717
i drafted something similar in ability draft with huskar's lifebreak upgraded with aghs
one shot niggas all day
>>122630749
as much as i like pol posters having their discussions here
i disagree with the idea since it would turn vg into a racist board derailing topics to racism
>>122630793
>Huskar Aghs upgrade
Jesus Christ what
50% max health magic damage on a tanky ranged carry. This is balanced, yeah.
the axe comic sucked, axe isnt fucking ezreal with a bloodlust and a giant weapon
axe is AXE
the RED MIST REAPER
>>122630749
i'm not european
>>122631221
someone just gimme an axe doujin already desu
WHERE THE FUK IS THE AXE IMMORTAL AND COMIC LA
>>122630926
So what? the only times these threads aren't dead as fuck is during esports and 99% of esports posting is yuro vs USA shit so flags would only help with that.
>>122630926
>racism is a problem
fuck off pedro, the only problem with flags is that they would induce a lot of shitposting, however racism is just fine
anyone here like dota 2?
>>122631221
I felt like whoever was writing this Axe comic just took Larfleeze and painted him Red
>>122631221
>axe is AXE
>the RED MIST REAPER
>believe in Goodkind's lie
>>122630717
Decrepify
Eblade
Veil
Seal
ET aura
Chen chains
idk if soul catcher counts
>>122631308
axe has 3 immortals qt
now suck my diick
Can someone post the Warlock witch hat infographic please.
>>122631471
Decrepify and Ethereal Blade don't stack.
