Cutegore Edition
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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own risk.
You are not above the consequences.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/ (Gaben-free Edition)
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-/utg/ Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-/utg/ Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-/utg/ Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-/utg/ cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-/utg/ Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale
Please wait for the bump limit before making a new thread.
What did you dream about last night, /utg/? Have you had any Undertale-related dreams? Do you dream at all?
Have you managed to Lucid dream yet? Got any spooky sleep paralysis you'd be willing to share with us?
>>122584367
>Cutegore
Children guts?
don't forget to dress your flower up!
>>122584504
Last night I dreamt that I had friends.
>>122584539
You got a laugh out of me.
>>122584539
Does anyone have a list of Asgore nicknames?
"Half-pint Holocaust" has got to be my favorite.
Write/drawfag here with another update for Sans journal.
So I finished the storyboards for the next two parts, fleshed them all out last night so that I can get them both done hopefully this week.
Based off parts 45-61 of this: http://pastebin.com/U3WeCQ6YFigured the last thread would be around a little longer but welp.
Does anyone have that picture of the surface kid with his father with his new bunny stepmom and step brother?
>>122584504
I wish I could lucid dream successfully.
It's been around a week now and for some reason I still can't get sleep paralysis without falling asleep myself.
>>122584504
I've been trying for the past week and still nothing. I even go to sleep at 11pm, set my alarm to 3:30 am to wake up and then sleep for another 3 hours.
Am I cursed? The worst thing about it is that I'm so close every time but when something Undertale related happens I wake up.
>>122584504
It's very hazy but it was a game with an incredible new game mechanic. Don't remember what but it had to do with 1's and 0's.
>>122567550
>searching for booby
This is literally the first thing I do whenever I enter this general.
Life for robot
>>122584682
It's looking great, journal dude.
Artfag responsible for loli Toriel back from a long hiatus. decided to tweak her design since the last time.
And because I'm a sick fuck, have a nude versionhttps://i.gyazo.com/98ebf158e8241d6f641d389e49c83888.png
>>122584504
>What did you dream about last night, /utg/?
Something about a bunch people being eaten by a boat who was actually a malicious monster.
>Have you had any Undertale-related dreams?
A few.
>>122584682
this looks fucking awesome
>>122584504
Legitimately had trouble sleeping for some reason cause my mind convinced itsslf that Chara would make me commit suicide... well... there's other reasons for that but that's not important
>>122584669
>toriel that short in comparison to frisk
how old is he in this?
>>122584678Nah. The blog has nearly 6000 people following it at this point. You guys are the only ones who get spoilers. Also, I'm the one who wrote the original so I figured I don't need to credit anyone.
>>122584561
Hnnnnng I want to pet him
>>122584682
Looks amazing as always anon, good job.
So what's with Sans on the path before snowdin where he's at the end of one screen and when you go left he's at the end of that screen as well?
>>122584504
>feeling pretty happy and cozy, on the verge of falling asleep
>suddenly get a vision of the small goat nerd, feel an ache in my heart
>feel like I'm gonna cry and get kind of upset over the whole situation
and let me just say I'm hardly a worshipfag
I really was cozy before that happened
I'm determined to post this every thread until you like it!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CIVTzdFRUI2ZmXqmzedKz4pITXKVEqdPRKmzLPKu4eg
>>122584743
>Mettaton's Playhouse
>>122584504
I dream that I had made up with my old friends.
>>122584859
Talking to Chara before sleep really helps me.
I had a lot of trouble with sleeping forever and this has at the very least reduced those problems.
I fall asleep more easily and i'm less prone to waking up in the middle of the night unable to fall asleep again.
>>122584669
>One-Punch Man
I thought she was supposed to have shit taste
>>122584902i-i didn't mean loser-loser i mean loser becauseyou know what
>>122584713
Don't try those methods of sleep paralysis or whatever - the best method for lucid dreaming is to simply get used to "checking" if you are dreaming or not.
Just try, as often as possible, to ask yourself the question "am I dreaming right now?". Look around a bit, think about what you are doing and how you got here, try reading some text, looking away, then reading again. Of course, right now, it's not very interesting - obviously if you read something, look away, and read it a second time it's gonna be the same text. But the idea is, you should make it enough of an habit that you will start doing it in your dreams.
Most of the time, you will simply wake up as you start to realize you're dreaming - other times you'll know you are dreaming, but you still won't be able to control everything. But over time you'll manage it.
>>122584504
I had a self-insert dream.
>>122584798
Neat
Ignore the blue stop signs, and continue
>>122584596
That sounds like a dream you can make real, anon
>>122584713
>>122584717
Keep trying, and you'll get there. There's only something to gain from it, and nothing to lose
>>122584835
That sounds like a fun dream, anon
>>122584859
As someone who's almost caused self-harm from being delusional after sleepless nights from repeated sleep paralysis, you have my sympathies
>>122584978
He's just messing with you, nothing else.
What UT stuffed animal would you guys want? Thinking of making a dog with either the artifact or Papyrus' special attack. Maybe first boss stage Asriel if I'm feelingdeterminedenough.
>>122584743
i want to rip my heart out and present it to him and he just bats it away in disgustonly to lick his fingers as he walks away
Remember to hug the lizard.
>>122585205
Sans seems more fit as a bassist
>>122584504
I constantly day dream and spend the time laying down before falling asleep dreaming about how I can serve people in different media. I haven't done this with undertale yet but I might.
does a how-to-draw flowey tutorial sound good?i have so much doubt sorry
>>122585110
I really like Papyrus in this.
WOULD YOU PUT HER OUT OF HER MISERY?
>>122584504
I don't dream as long as I keep doing drugs.
Can't have both.
Earlier when I wasn't though I sawA lewd dream with Monster Kid. I won't go into specifics again.
>>122585371
Yeah, that sounds like a fun idea.
>>122584689
No one?
>>122584984
>Was just going through my Undertale folder and noticed I accidentally saved the thumbnail version of this
Thanks anon
>>122585079;^)
>>122584504
>What did you dream about last night, /utg/?
Running from a murder warrant and getting hit by a train. Moderately entertaining, but I've had better.
>Have you had any Undertale-related dreams?
Not yet, but I haven't exactly tried.
>Do you dream at all?
I weep for those that cannot.
>Have you managed to Lucid dream yet?
Yes, been LD'ing for more than a decade. First started doing it as a kid to escape recurring nightmares, heh.
>Got any spooky sleep paralysis you'd be willing to share with us?
Sleep paralysis isn't exactly awful past the first time or two it happens, then it becomes more of a bother than anything. No cool or interesting stories of it to share, though.
So, about thatOF-themedtarot set idea.
I planned making something like pic related, where almost every card involves OF in some way or another. I already have tons of ideas and sketches around, I'd just want to ask you opinion:
Do you think it would be better to use only brown/golden colors or actually try to color everything 'properly'? Also, are the borders/font fine? I wanted to do something extremely simple but fitting.
>>122585250
Lesser or Greater Dog
Annoying dog on top of the artifact would be cute too.
>>122584978
He can teleport.
>>122584984
Next time, just let it all out
>>122585112
Tell us about it
>>122585447Was that the sort-of-facesitting one?
>>122585531
I'm really digging the fluidity of your drawing so far, dude. Looks really good.
It might be interesting to use just brown/golden colors but I'd say test out some color comps and palettes before you decide on anything too solid.
>>122585439
I would hug her desu
I don't want to go to work at all, I just want to shitpost all day.
Why is life so cruel
>>122585571
what a sneaky asshole
>>122585602Yes.I need to break the habit, dreams are worth too much.
>>122585110
>>122584669
>>122585384
>>122585064
I think this is a porn comic.
>>122585531
Personally I think it'd look great if you kept the "pictures" inside a monochrome ivory palette ie offwhite/yellows/white/gray. Full color is a bit gaudy, so I'd suggest desaturating it if you do go that route.
>>122585406
>>122585538
In case you missed it.
Shota Asriel vore when?
>>122585531
That honestly looks really good so far.
I would say keep it mostly on brown/golden but remark a few details with other colors. The font and borders are fine too.
>>122585602
>Tell us about itI don't think I can fit what I want to write would fit a single post.
>>122584504>hanging out with older asriel
>we find a tunnel, he dares me to go in
>find an exit after a long walk
>car comes in and crashes into me
>wake up
>>122585659
Its just that working with golden/brown palette would be much easier for me because I usually 'color' my stuff in grayscale. I'm terrible at picking right colors and tones.
I thought about doing two versions and comparing them later, so I guess I will stick to that.
>>122585465
Sorry buddy.
Here, have some burgerpants instead.
>>122585787Post it in a private pastebin and then delete it in a while.
>>122585752
Yeah, and?
>>122585250
annoying dog
>>122585754
>>122585783
Yep, same thing that I thought. Thank you a lot guys.
>>122585689
just know that you can comfortably shitpost with us when you get out of work
Have a cukgore
>>122585689
you know i was thinking
if pro-soriel are so obsessed with saying "toriel can move on" why do they not accept that asgore can move on as well
>>122585918
I guess I can do that.
>>122585498
>Sleep paralysis isn't exactly awful past the first time or two it happens, then it becomes more of a bother than anything.
Glad you got off easy, mine can be so bad that the memory gets repressed well into the afternoon
>>122585787Pastebin it
>>122585813
Asriel's a dick
Oh no /utg/ it's happened!!!!
You wake up, bruised and battered, in the underground!
No one has any recollection of any run you've done, it's exactly as if your were in Frisk's position as a fallen human.
What do you do?
What path do you choose??
>>122585850
Go for it dude, but don 't be afraid to experiment and try new things/try and improve on the things you think you're weaker on.Have a lil more confidence in yourself, I'm sure you're not terrible.
>>122586118
Some niggas are gonna die today
>>122585689
>tfw forever doomed to be working for some chump and spending 75% of my life at my job
thanks obama
Imagine you start dating Tsunderplane and eventually you get close enough that you want to, like it to the next level, right
But when you enter the bedroom it eventually becomes clear that she has no genitals, and it's like, on one hand, you honestly should've expected this, but on the other hand, you've still got a raging boner
>>122586118
Fuck everything that moves
>>122586118
>it's exactly as if your were in Frisk's position
Including determination powers or?
S A V E the lizard!
WARNING: Skeleton marriage
>>122586118
nobody dies but me because I'm weak as fuck with zero social skills
if possible I'd just camp out the rest of my days with Payrus and Sans, seems pretty amusing.
>>122584689
You mean this one?
>>122584504
i suffer sleep paralysis 2 or 3 times a week and it sucks, though they don't terrify me anymore because i know what they are
>>122586118
I use my reset powers to annoy the hell out of Flowey.PET THE FLOWER
>>122585250
Get determined, anon.
>>122586313
You try to do that and eventually Asgore will come for a walk, notice you and then tear you to bloody pieces across the snow.
>>122586253
She's already saved on the TP. I'm sure she will be fine thanks to having so many friends and Undyne by her side now. Plus the whole amalgamate deal being as solved as possible.
>>122586118
Kill. Everyone.nah I'd just probably go the true pacifist way, and not kill anyone. Not letting Chara become a goddamn demon.
>>122586118
Well like any good /utg/ goer, my autism is off the bounds and my social anxiety cripples me to the point where I will just get killed in the ruins.
>Sans to Toriel
>"ok i'll protect the next kid that comes through kthxbai"
>Frisk comes along
>gets dunked on numerous times by monsters
>Sans is nowhere to be seen
good job Sans
Frisk / chara lewds, two asriels are in there
http://imgur.com/a/tZeWo
>>122586075
I'm not even pro-soriel but I think kek Asgore is pretty hilarious.
>>122584504
>What did you dream about last night, /utg/?
I had a dream about splatoon, even if i stopped playing the game when undertale came out.
Basically i was a part of an alien race that was at risk of extinction and we went to earth because our planet was dying and when we arrived we allied with the octolings, who were also at risk of extinction, and we fucked like animals in heat to reproduce, and then commited genocide on the inkling an took control of earth with the octoling.
>Have you managed to Lucid dream yet?
Just once in my life by mistake.
I don't care enough to try.
>>122586253
YesLOVEthe lizard
>>122586118
>No one has any recollection of any run you've done
What about myself? Do I remember what I have done on previous runs or what I've looked up about alternative routes? Is it possible to reset?
>>122585134
>implying I would ever stop because of offended anons
Thanks. Will do.
https://youtu.be/h-9UvrLyj3k?t=1m10s
This came into my mind as soon, as i saw theOmega Flowey. The lyrics fit strangely as well.
>>122586118
Run away from every fight and then live with Sans & Papyrus.
>>122586118
>wake up in the ruins
>don't really give a fuck about some goat who's trying to mother me
>get sick of her shit
>ask to leave
>she fights me, leaves me toasted as fuck
>spare her nonetheless because im pretty opposed to killing anyone, still probably fight back a little out of instinct
>she lets me leave
>fucking snow everywhere once i step out the door
>eventually meet sans
>make it to snowdin
>time to fight papyrus
>hes too fucking nice
>offers me a safe place to stay without trying to force me to live there
>i take his offer and live with the skeletonsideal
>>122586551
Hi kekfag
requesting requests for shitty drawings
>>122584504
I usually have good dreams related to the vidyas I play when they're fucking amazing, but lately I've been just getting the same kind of dreams.
Nothing out of Undertale yet, which is a shame.
>>122586492
He knows you can reset, so there's really no point in trying to save you from anything you can't save yourself from with enough trial and error.
PROTECT GOATS
THEY'RE THE LAST ONES OF THEIR KIND, IT IS YOUR DUTY TO ENABLE THEM TO MATE SO THEY MAY SECURE THEIR SPECIES
>>122586589
>LOVE
Chara pls go.
>>122586614
Whenever I see that title I confuse it with windowlicker for some reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FATTzbm78cc
>>122586443
I'd be at peace with that.
I think every day about how I seriously want to fuck a pixelated skeleton from a video game. I’m layin in bed with a girl, she looks at me, asks what I’m thinking about. Can’t tell her I’m thinking about getting fucked by a skeleton. How does that even work?? How does it happen?? Why is there always spaghetti. I tell her I’m thinking about spaghetti. She offers to take me for Italian food. We go, I order spaghetti. Can’t eat it because it makes me think of the skeleton I want to fuck and I’m too embarrassed. Kinkshamed at Olive Garden by a pasta dish and my own sense of self. I kinkshamed myself over a plate of noodles. Meta.
>tfw even non-asirel fags talk about asriel related dreams they just end up autisming everywhere
kind of sounds like some sort of mind virus
>>122586739
I will make sure to reproduce with them to protect their species
:^)
>>122586829
Tton.
>>122586829Is this pasta?
>>122586682
>That Dogamy and Dogaressa
Aaawww, das cute man.
>>122586913fuck I hate Chloe
That comic is nice, who is the artist and did they make more?
http://strawpoll.me/6032152
VN questions
>>122586895
But anon girls can't impregnate girls
wew lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kGi9LE21dU
>>122586445
I want more wacky stuff with Alphys and the amalgamates.
Wacky or heartrendingly depressing and terrifying, whichever.
>>122585918
>>122586106Probably not going to be able to finish it as early as I could, but I'll deliver eventually.
>>122584504
I didn't sleep, I stayed up all night staring at the stars, I dont know, it just makes me feel like there is something else I haven't experienced.
Something new outside of the boring ol' routine.
I also saw a shooting star, I think it was one, If it was that would be the first one I see outside of movies or cartoons. It was cool
>>122586927no it's spaghetti
>>122586913
I've never played the game but I'm vaguely aware of that time shit. Nice.
>>122586118
This will end sadly. I'm a pacifist up to the point where I think someone's trying to hurt me or someone around me, that's when I'd be ready to defend myself no matter what. Maybe even to the point where I'd kill someone.
>>122587017
It was an 4skins drawfag, dunno his name.
Here, have something else.
>>122586682
Why must Burgerpants always suffer?
I feel like, as easy as it is for humans to kill monsters, monsters are still objectively stronger. Undyne pretty much has legit anime feats, and fire magic thats good enough to cook food and throw as fireballs is still pretty deadly. Frisk obviously can't do shit like that.
Monsters are propably stronger against unintelligent animals that dont have intent.
>>122587079
The amalgamations in post-pacifist were pretty nice.
>Yfw dogaressa said "Well at least we've brought our families closer together"
>>122586739
>goat family is all incest
suddenly every single one of them being retarded makes sense
>>122586913
Wasn't there someone who requested an UT edit of that comic a few threads ago?
>>122586118
Pacifist/Neutral. Tell Toriel I want to stay, but I want to explore the underground. After the "fight", I go make friends with everyone, and just hang out. Movie nights with the skelbros, "training" with Undyne, anime with Alphys, try to clean up after Sans and cook them as proper meals I could get. It'll be great for a while.
Then I'd have to get out, Neutral ending, gather info and supplies from up top, and come back to find another way or gather some people to go with me to sacrifice them.
>>122587269
Aren't monsters technically soulless automatons made up of magic? Their existence has to be a sad one.
>>122587269
I think they just don't realize their potential, and that's what matters.
Mankind well knows its strength. Even individual people can be incredibly capable.
>>122586118
I'd probably end up defending myself and kill someone with my human retard strength before I get murdered by Undyne/Asgore
>>122587479
they are not soulless
>>122587393
Genocide Frisk in a nutshell
My point though is that humans are basically super effective as opposed to actually being stronger.
Guys.
What if undertale was real, and we are living within the same reality as them right now but we don't know it yet.
>>122586118
Considering im not a kid, and that my determination to fuck half the underground in the ass is beyond strong, id go do just that.
Id go fuck anyone i want, those that stood in my way would get a warning before getting dunked if they insist on getting in the way of my DETERMINED dick.
Id even invent a holiday, Dickmas.
Once a year id dress up as Santa, climb down the chimney of every monster and plow their ass if they were naughtyor nice, i dont give a fuck, you are getting a dick on Dickmas and liking it.
What the everliving fuck
this idea hurts me
>>122587224
Amazing.
>>122587617
>Genocide Frisk in a nutshell
Are you saying he's Saitama?
reminder to bully your goat
>>122587640
thats fucking racist as fucking fuck dude
>>122587479
They have souls. That's why Flowey gathers everyone in one place in the pacifist ending and is able to become Asriel again.
>>122587640
let's try suiciding from every mountain in the world to find out
>>122586223
Yes. If you had the determination powers
>>122587269
I always wondered how injuries work for monsters.
Do they just bleed dust? Can they break bones? What about surgeries?
I wonder if they have internal organs.
>>122587696
>Just a kid who's a genocider for fun
>1 shots everything
>>122587680
are you having a bad time?
>>122587680
Stay determined anonbut if you die more than ten times then you are bad at video games
>>122587662
>you are getting a dick on Dickmas and liking it
>>122587680
He warned you that you were going to have a bad time.
How many times have you died so far anon?
>>122584504
I dreamed that me and my family of my father side went to a beach resort and they weren't complete fucking assholes to us like they usually are. And in one of the houses there was an abandoned skateboarding halfpipe and every door was open so I went through the house and skated on that halfpipe
It was a nice dream. I ALWAYS DREAM. every single fucking night.
And I always ALWAYS dream with hotels and shopping malls for some fucking reason.
>>122587690
I like this. Is there a story behind it? I assume maybe something bad happens to Papyrus and Sans tries mad science shit in desperation and somehow they end up fused.
>>122587837
YES
>>122587703
Please don't
>>122587703
what a poor goat
prostitute Sans when
>>122587831
Except everything he punches is explicitly evil and trying to kill large amounts of people.
Hell he didn't even kill the seaweed monster that was fucking with people, he just took all its hair.
>>122587787
They don't have internal organs to break.
It's your intent to kill that slays them. I kinda like the idea that most monsters don't really get that you're hurting them, just because magic is that much different from anything physical.
>>122587787
They probably heal magically after absorbing food. None of them bleed. Sans just eats alot of ketchup.
>>122587930
Good. You deserve ityou dirty brother killer
>>122587984
never
>>122587680
This is the part where you kept everything but the snowman pieces.I'm still up, I thought you had fought sans already at least once.
How do I acess the Underweb? I want to shitpost on Undernet.
>>122587787
I'm guessing their physical health is mostly separate from the soul HP and matters far less. So if they were severely physically hurt but had intact HP they would recover quickly. For humans there seems to be little difference between those. Would also explain how Sans can live with one HP.
>>122588132
You'd never out-shitpost Sans though.
>>122587929
from the artist:
So basically we came around the idea Papyrus is dying and Sans is desperate to save him. He injects Papyrus with determination as well as himself. The two of course start to melt together and form the amalgamation. Because they’ve become one they now know more of what the two are thinking and feeling, Papyrus even knows everything Sans has been through. They always have their hands clasped together and refuse to let go, and if you try to separate the brothers it will result in a very sad cry.
I like the art more than the story
>>122588170
Or Alphys on their equivalent of /a/.
>>122588170
Unless he is sans.
>>122588170
True.
>>122588198
This I can do easily.
>>122588198
>>122588132
>underweb is almost entirely comprised of anime pirating sites and torrents run by alphys
>try to read the news, everything is in weeb speak in alphys's aggregator
>>122587703
I want the gote to be possessively jealous of everyone i talk to, but id never tell him i hate him nor would i ever hit him.
Shamefur.
>>122586118
I don't think I would have the hearth to kill anyone back in the ruins, because they'e just like weird frogs and crying fairies and carrots and shit, but I would be pretty freaked out. And after meeting Toriel and then Sans and Papyrus I would definitely go full pacifist because monsters are cool
except jerry he will die
>>122586443
at least it'd be a pretty, picturesque way to go out
>>122587308
They were, but I kind of figure they weren't before Frisk managed to spare them. I mean, the Reaper Bird is a total mess, Lemon Bread is pretty violent until you remind it of what it is ("I've felt this before," right?) and Snowy's mom is just losing itself.
It feels kind of like if the Amalgamates were all just hunky-dory, it'd make Alphys hiding them away a lot, lot worse.
Posting cute comic worship
>>122588340
This. I want him to put me on a pedestal because I confidence issues but bullying the goat is too far.
>>122588341
>killing jerry when it takes 30 minutes to whittle down his health
Jerry is for ditching, not for murder!
>>122588057
But that was Chara who did all those mean things, Frisk would never do that.
>>122588341
Killing Jerry takes a fuckload of time, it's easier to just ditch him.
>>122588132
>Oh man, the sun sure does feel good on my skin! I think I'm getting a tan!
> Mmm, yes fresh air! And so much space! Wow, it feels good to be uptop!
> Wow there are alot of stars out tonight! Is that a full moon? So amazing!
> I love not eating garbage! Look at these pics!
>>122588461
Feed your goat brother milkwurshup
>>122588471
keep ditching him keep ditching him but the problem will still be here
someone has to take out the trash once and for all
>>122588503
>frisk would never do that
Everyone can have determination, anon.
>>122588057
rude
>>122588624
Where does all that milk come from?
What sort of shit would you want from a real Mettaton Neo boss fight? My short list:
> Waves of bombs as dense as the 'cluster of stuff' attack regular MTT does, but all bombs
> Blaster attack, visually reminiscent of Asriel's JUST LET ME WIN! attack when it fires. Starts out as a thin line that gets wider and wider until it encompasses most of the play area, fires when you're in it, but the wider it gets the more damage it does to MTT for 'overheating'
> DOUBLE LASER DISCO, but exclusively blue and orange lasers. If you stay in the center you die, because you'll have blue and orange overlapping
>>122588624
crying goats worsh ip
>>122588503
I honestly prefer this Frisk, much more human and realist
>I probably would have pulled out this shit honestly
>>122588775
Cows, dumdum
>>122588775
the grocery store
>>122587880
Eight so far
>>122588624
>Sans keeping Toriel in mind
AAAAND the image is shit
>>122588450
They seemed pretty out of it, but with the food bowls around I think they didn't attack alphys.
>>122588878
Because they're best friends now. Yes. Just best friends.
>>122585768
What fucking garbage. /co/ is beyond help at this point, I've noticed this shit has been spreading to other boards as well. my 4chin is circling the drain.
>>122588878
why is that?
>>122588857
enjoy your mid-battle character/plot dump
like seriously 80% of what you learn about sans is while you're trying to not get facefucked so I hope you're paying attention
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFIThkt63l0
Wow, someone actually did it.
>>122588834
Hopefully fatz sees this, w orship
>>122588878Ah i didnt even look at the right side of the image, shoulda edited soriel out
>>122588973
Redwood got fired a while ago.
>"Gay Rd" in captcha
can't wait for cyber monday
>>122584504
I had a dream where I fucked Chara and erased the world with my dick
>>122589010
More milk, but now with cereal and emo goatbroworsh hips
>>122589054
asriel you are a FUCKING degenerate
>>122589054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkQ7_oWqKpc
>>122588969
Is it bad I don't even feel like they'd be best friends? Friends, close friends okay, but I imagine the people he's known for way longer and more then shitty knock knock jokes are more his friend.
>>122588976
The image implies that Sans wants to impress Toriel by getting bigger which seems like it would be a weird thing if it was just friends.
POST SONGS THAT MADE YOU CRY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSbrVfa8JPg&index=18&list=PL3tZU636q_oo67AfXJAv96LT_vyIqUbka
>And this is why Alphys doesn't let anyone into their lab
Soriel is, at the very least, more canon-adherent than any scenario with Frisk and Asriel co-existing post-game.
I drew my self-insert again, /utg/
Hardly anything makes me wish I existed in that universe, but Undertale makes me feel sentimental. I feel so ashamed.
>>122589251
Why are you even comparing the two?
>>122589172
POWER
GET DA POWERwo rship
UPDATE
http://ashmeisterburger.tumblr.com/post/133286971152/fuel-to-the-fire
>>122589378
Wow.
God is real and he has abandoned us.
>>122589378
>that bratty
SHA
ME
>>122589195
oh yeah I guess you're right
but why would he want to impress papyrus too? that's not what sans would do I think
>>122589253
Your self-insert is pretty cute but also reminds me of a penis
>>122589369
This is a very weird AU but meh, swole goat
wors hip
>>122587993
it was just a reference to him one shotting things. I didnt mean he was literally Saitama
>>122586118
Pacifist run for sure, no way in hell I'm gonna attack anyone knowing I'll get ass-fucked by Asriel plant form
I'll probably chill at Snowdin for a while with Papyrus and Sans and tell them of what happened, how to exit the place and all that stuff before leaving on my way
>>122588976
Only thing I can think of is he hates the idea of Toriel/Sans in a romantic relationship. Which you can't even really say that the image implies such. They're dorky friends in-game, and the image shows no clear indication that they're romantically involved.
tl;dr He's getting angry over literally nothing.
>>122589195
Four months ago I weighed 326 pounds. I'm down to 280 today. Are you going to assume I lost weight to try and impress some random person I only ever spoke to on the other side of a door too?
Yes he wants to impress her, much like I take pleasure in impressing my friensd. However the image shows no indication that there's any romance involved. Not everything has to be about romance. They're friends.
>>122589253
it's cute I think, and I like the colors you chose
what kinda pens did you use for the colors?
>>122589543
Yeah, gotta say that's pretty eh.
>>122589253
>self insert
End yourself, im not even joking.
You are the late stage of cancer, may ilk like yours never plague this general.
>>122589253
I hate to see effort wasted on something that I can't like by principle, but it looks good. Try to steer away from the undertale side of it and just make her a nice character, it looks like she could easily function outside of the UT universe to me.
>tfw Papyrus was your favorite font as a kid and you used it constantly online only for people to shit on you for it
who's laughing now you bandwaggoning fucks
>>122589515
I'm going to assume this artist sees Sans as the younger brother, which makes the whole "wanting to be bigger then the older one" make sense. A lot of siblings have that .
>>122589543
Goat crossingwurshup
>>122587690
>yfw Sans-Papyrus amalgamate isGaster
>>122589672
He's the future of this general. When this general start dying, the cancer will be the only thing left.
See >>122554946
>>122589727
yeah I like to think sans is the younger brother too
>>122589728
Oh no,
It's cute.
>>122584798
>https://i.gyazo.com/98ebf158e8241d6f641d389e49c83888.png
>>122589728
Frisk knows all the best star gazing spotsworshship#fuckchara
>>122589378
So eggy
>>122589253
that's okay here's mine, his names andy.
hes gasters experiment and nephew who can see it. he has blue AND yellow eye powers but prefers to be up and personal with bloodbone katanas.
maybe my oc andy and your oc can be friends.
always up for art trades, pm me up on urban rivals.
>>122589728
Would not play, bet it has more grass deterioration than city folk
>>122589378
what
You think Sans asks Asgore to do all those sweet things for Payrus like be Santa and cut his Face out of a bush?
>>122589801
It's fantastic, it's like a simulation of a coma patient whose parents just refuse to pull the plug on.
>>122589656
Sakura pens for inking.
A combination of Promarkers and Copics for colouring.
>>122589682
Its pretty much myself as a frog monster, so there's no need for her.
It's funny because I dislike fancharacters. I think they're a waste of time and I have tons of my own characters who have their own worlds already. But I got curious.
>>122589672
This a thousand times.
>>122589801
Im not ready for this to end, im not ready to let go anon. We must purge, we must purge them all.
>>122584504
The other day i dream with toriel, i was laying down when she suddenly comes and hug my waist and put all her weight in me i just lay there caressing her thinkingshit i hope she doesn't notice i have a boner right now. This is the only undertale-related dream i have with a character of the game.
>>122589908
i would
>>122586313
>>122586443
>Get acquainted with everyone at Snowdin
>Everybody's friends with you
>sans and Papyrus take you on a tour around the underground
>Asgore comes around for a walk in Snowdin one day
>Sees you
>You're helping MK and the other kids from Snowdin build an igloo house for Snowman in the town so he can move in
>Draws his trident and beckons you
>Everyone gasps
>The children try to protect you from Asgore, but you shoo them away so they won't get hurt
>You ask Asgore what's going on, and he explains to you about the human SOULs and the barrier, and how he's going to free the monsters
>After a while of thinking, you agree to fight him, but not in Snowdin
>The townsfolk fall silent, some plead Asgore to let you live
>Ignoring them, he asks you to follow him to the throne room for your duel
>MK tries to stop you by biting onto your clothes and pulling you back
>You tell them that there's no way around it, and they reluctantly let go, eyes watery
>You reassure the other kids, telling them that you'll let them see the sunset and the bright starts in the night sky in the outside world if they stay strong, even if you won't be there with them to see it
>Asgore turns around and starts walking away
>But stops dead in his tracks a moment later, when he sees it
>sans and Papyrus block his way
>They don't look happy at allWhy the hell am I writing a fic I should be studying
>>122586208
ASSERTIVE
>>122589378
>ponytail
I'm triggered
>>122589801
Do Bioshock fans really have nothing to talk about? I never played the third one, was it that bad?
>>122589253
I mean, it's one of the better ones.
>>122589008
WowWow!
>>122586118
Get my ass over to Alphys' as soon as possible, tell her to find a way to get me back home
Bribe her with the hot human dick if needed
>>122589253
It's ok anon i'm self-insert trash too <3
>>122589946
poor temmies.
>>122589908
This outfit is really getting aroundworsh ip
>>122590021
Hey Chara.
>>122590016
oh wow I use sakuras too, they're kinda neat I think
>>122589378
What the fuck
I honestly don't know what direction this comic is trying to go in
Post guro
>>122589253
Looks like something out of Animal Crossing.
>>122584504
Couldn't sleep
I spent the last 7 hours of my life awake in my bed
I'm so fucking tired, but I have to go to work in 40 minutes
>>122590016
Just use her as an artist oc then, something to interact with your other characters, or even the audience as you instead of a picture perfect you. Maybe lower the detail on it a bit so it isn't tiresome to draw and it could do that job quite well. Unless you already have a character for that I guess.
>>122590139
more likewors hip
>>122590139
eeeyyyyyy w o rship
>>122590059
>Papyrus vs Asgore
>battle of the weenies
Yes please
>>122590059
Who cares, keep going you have talent.
>>122590008
That's a pretty good analogy.
>>122590078
I'm pretty sure everyone already talked about everything there is to talk about bioshock a long time ago.
What you see it's just the autism cancer that can't let go.
>>122590059
Oh god, I did not expect this feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTazVw4IN6g
>>122589242
Holy shit I'm legitimately laughing out loud alone on my computer what the fuck
What triggers you?
When people draw Sans not smiling triggers me.
>>122589378
>I'll grind his bones to nake my bread
The fuck is this shit, Jack and the Beanstalk?
At least I feel better about my own writing now.
wosh u mind
>>122590364
For me, drawing Sans acting non-canon or like a lovesick puppy.
>>122590318
No, it,s more like this
>Papyrus AND Sans vs Asgore
>Asgore is gonna have REALLY a bad time.
>>122589253
It lookspretty alright for a self-insert,MM
>>122590316
Trigger warning, female friskwors h ips
>>122590364
When people make OCs or selfinsert
>>122590364
When sans is drawn realistically.. I don't care if he's a skeleton he must look cute and toony at all times. Even if he were ever real he would have that toony face <3
>>122590364
If I got triggered at all the wrong shit I saw I would fucking die. There's so goddamn much.
>>122590461
wosh u teeth and eyes
>>122590534
>gives trigger warning
>doesn't spoiler the image
Gosh dang it anon, now I'm triggered
>>122590059
keep going on, this is good.and already is making me feel sad congrats
>>122590534
The artist asked not to use this as your icon
>>122590638fuck, im sorryworshi ps
I fake having a serious, fatal illness on /utg/ in order to get attention
>Be listening to a lecture
>Start trying to draw omega flowey
>Start thinking about doing lewd things with OF
>End up blushing through the whole class
i hate this game
So, why do we consider MTT maleif he's a genderless robot with a female soul?
Of course.
>>122590364
when a shitty artist haunts /utg/ so her ego can get jerked offwhile she never improves and constantly cries that she'll never become famous artist drawing self insert
God damnit Sans
>>122590730
>if he's a genderless robot with a female soul?
No?
He was a genderless ghost put into a male body.
>>122589251
citation needed
>>122590721
It's fine
worsh ip and all that
>>122590730
>Male
>Genderless
What? One thing is not like the other.
>>122590059
Please continue anon this autism tickles me
>>122590804
Congrats you got dunked on
>>122590364
people shoving their ships when it's not the point of the picture.
like you know, *that* humanized picture where pretty much everyone is black or arab because why the fuck not. It's not horribly bad in itself, just trying way too hard to be "progressive", but the artist also added a lovestruck sans in the Toriel panel because... because why? Because they ship Soriel but what the fuck does it have to do with the subject of the picture. I didn't like it in the first place but if I did, it would have been ruined because I didn't enjoy the ship
it's like if you were watching a normal movie and all of the sudden in the middle of it you get a 20 minutes sex scenes with characters sucking each others' toes. Like what thef uck that ain't my fetish I thought this was just gonna be a romantic comedy
>>122590721
animated hugswroship
>>122590793
Who are you talking about?
>>122590740
I'd like to drink her milk straight from the source.
>>122590364
AUs
Why didn't this happen
>>122590803Well in that case just keep drawing whatever is fun to draw, even if it is a self-insert. Have a nice day anon.
>>122590364
People drawing Soriel
Alternatively, people drawing Toriel with huge tits like the furries they are
>>122590364
crossovers
>>122589953
*unsheathes katana*
You best back the fuck up, i saw her first.
Only my OC (Flamegoat Bloodmender) can treat the lady right, and only my fedora is sophisticated enough to make her feel like shes with a gentleman.
>>122590959
Her fur must be rather thin to be able to see her skin that clearly
Not to mention how red her skin is
I worry about her health
>>122591030
holy shit perfect
>>122590945
I love this artists chibi goatsworshup
Undertale is getting a live-action, high-budget film adaptation.
Name your ideal:
>actors & actresses
>director
>music composer
>writer(s)
Gogogogogo
>>122590841
I don't think she was genderless, pretty clear from teh state of her room and diary that she was female.
>>122590850
well, I'm assuming MTT's original form didn't have male robotic parts
>>122591053
All of this and people forgetting to give undyne an eye patch. I can get over putting it on the wrong eye but leaving it out entirely is just silly.
>>122590364
When people do [skeleton] x reader fanfics/art, especially that fat frisk bullshit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le-FLQfmKis
Aw what a neat Cheers parodOH GOD
>>122591178
Except for the fact that everyone uses 'they' to refer to the ghost Mettaton, it never once refers to them as a girl.
This is bait, isn't it?
>>122591153
>live-action
Into the trash it goes.
>>122590146
Joke time is over, this place is long overdue for summary execution.
>>122591138
He's going to be saying snail puns all daywurship
>>122591263
I refuse to watch this again it keeps hurting me
>>122591215
Oh hey, I remember you! You drew my favourite chara art ever!
>>122591153
Doesn't matter who the composer is, he just needs to make an orchestraded and extended version of every song, but enphasizing the 16bit feel.
>>122590364
the fetish artists who think their fetish art doesn't count as NSFW even though everyone knows it's their fap materiallooking at you bellyshits and vorefags, looking at you
>>122591153
It's me as Frisk and they change the plot so Asriel lives and Frisk and Asriel kiss and hug a lot and mommy says she's sorry for all the mean things she said about daddy but daddy is the bigger man and they get back together and sans says heh good work kid and pats my head and alphys starts saying "welll actually according to my calculations" but me and asgore and undyne and asriel are already having a threesome so she just shuts up
>>122591178
Not this again
>>122591153
Peter Weller from Robocop 2
Michael BayToby Fox
Some hobo off the street
I want to see chaos ensue.
>>122591153
I think undertale would work well as a kids cartoon(Pacifist run).
>>122591375Sadly, I'm not him. He draws really great Toriel on his lunch break sometimes though.
>>122590723
You too huh?
>>122590730
He's a ghost of unknown gender put into a genderless robot body with male features. He acts like an effeminate male.
He's considered male for simplicity's sake, and iirc the game uses masculine pronouns, but if you want to nitpick, he you could argue that he doesn't have a gender.
>>122591138
>you'll never be in an incestuous relationship with goatbro
>you'll never have your adoptive mother approve of your sin
Wor ship and be passionate
>>122586118
I'm definitely going to go passive route.
>>122590364
Sans:
>being drawn scrawny/tiny shoulders
>too edgy
>bigass eyebrows
>gaptooth
>overly realistic
Papyrus:
>when he's written as a fucking moron
>EVERYTHING involves spaghetti somehow
>made even more naieve then he is ingame
>ignoring that he is competent and can take care of himself
>drawn too much like a human skeleton
>orange tears (I saw this once, it looked like he was crying Irn Bru)
Undyne:
>nose
>undercut
>Ive read fic where they forgot her fun side. She was just angry ALL the time. Undyne's aggressive, but not constantly angry.
>too busty
>>122590364
anything that looks like loli or shota
Why is Sans x Toriel such a hated ship?
Not even Asriel x Frisk gets so much hate and that one literally isn't even possible.
my friend told me they're kin with omega flowey what do i do
>>122591494
Didn't someone post their ideas for a post-TP cartoon series a while back?
>>122590364
The insane amount of people who only seem to care about the game for Sans and/or Mettaton. Extremely popular characters always bug me.
Also, everything listed here >>122591563
>>122591563
I share that same trigger for Sans and Papyrus too.
>>122591619
because toriel and sans are just friends
>>122591619
most people on 4chan have not gotten over their parent's divorce
tumblr is about woman's empowerment so they ship toriel with the most popular male
>>122591558
>wanting parental approval for incest
But the fact that it's wrong and has to be kept hidden is what makes it exciting.
>>122591619
Overly sensitive asgorefags. I don't even ship them but jesus christ.
>>122591643
>Extremely popular characters always bug me.
That's something that can never be avoided though, so you always dislike it when a character is the most popular within a series?
>>122591619
Because most soriel shippers insist the ship is canon and that peeves me.
>>122591679
and Frisk and Asriel are an angry gook child and a dead goat kid, they don't have any kind of relationship but that ship is enjoyed way more in this general.
At least friends becoming romantically involved makes sense.
>>122591619
becauseTUMBLRFAGSTUMBLRFAGSTUMBLRFAGSPLSGOPLSGOPLSGO
>>122590364
People who claim to be fans of the game but haven't played it. Fucking why, it's cheap and short as hell.
>>122591797
No, not just the most popular, but being so popular that they're all fanartists draw and all people seem to talk about, if that makes sense.
I have no issue with people liking them, it's just when it seems like people ignore everything else for them.
http://strawpoll.me/6032152/i regret not putting in a bait option for guro
>>122591895
Not to mention you can literally download it for free easily if you're a cheapass.
>>122591880
At least it's heterosexual unlike 99% of the shit in this thread.
>>122584367
this model is killing me
>>122590364
Essentially
>Nigger sans
>Nigger Muffet
>>122591619
What >>122591808 said. I have no issue discussing possibilities, but a lot of them seem to see it as pure canon which is simply isn't and it annoys me.
Also I just don't think they fit together at all personality wise. Their personalities wouldn't compliment each other at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU
Is this how Mettaton would look IRL?
>>122591725
agorefag here andi dont care about it
WHY WAS MTT MEANT TO BE FEMALE AND WHY CAN MY DICK CUT DIAMONDS!?
>>122592007
oh me mother Tilly.
>>122591853
oh yes I didn't say that this wasnt bullshit, cuz it obviously is too
>>122592027
What, do they have to be exactly alike to have complimentary personalities?
>>122592000
That just means more people that dislike it since some people here are gay for a flame in a suit.
>>122591639
>Not being otherkin.
>Almost 2016.
* You IDIOT.
>>122590364
when people call me a tumblrina for liking trans mettatoni like trans mettaton because pussy
that's really the only reason
>>122592148
What? No, different personalities can compliment each other but I can't see how their personalities would.
>>122592148
no, but "shitty puns" isn't a solid excuse for complimentary personalities either.
>>122591563
>too busty
For some reason this never bothered me. But forgetting her fun side does bother me more than it should.
Speaking of Undyne, there's something really hilarious about trying to tell her the truth that anime is not real.
>>122592030
...yes
>>122592021
I like Le Happy Spider Mechant Muffet.
>>122592185
That makes no sense though
Because he'd be transitioning from a *female* ghost to *male* robot
>>122591639
spray some industrial strenght agent orange on him.
and water him 3 times a week.
>>122592007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQO-aOdJLiwYou did say 'Baa', right?
>>122591724
This person gets it.
>>122592262
>tfw ghost gf promisesto transition but never get bottom surgery so you can continue to enjoy her sugary cunt
Would you indulge your little brothers fetishes?
>>122591639
but was he serious tho
>>122592240
Post jew Muffet
>>122592179
>Having imaginary friends past the age of majority.
>Letting those friends speak and act for you.
>Any year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ifTrPws0Dc
I don't know if somebody posted this yet but check this out, pretty cool
>>122592179
>>122592276
I just texted him that he can have my soul and he said that he'll be over in just a bit.
SAVE me.
I don't want to fuck any character in Undertale.
I just want them to have rich and fulfilling lives on the surface.
>>122592430
If he was a qt fluffy gote, sure
This flower cunt is the reason everything is shit and you forgive him because he kinda looks like not-mom?
I'm home now! I love you /utg/!
>>122592430
>have younger brother
>annoying little shit always wanting me to share everything
Yeah, no.
>>122591563
All of this with the exception of Undyne's nose which is OK sometimes.
The >too busty
applies to Toriel too.
>>122592493
>actually roleplaying
>>122592493
Just rebel once he absorbs it
What would your soul sequence look like
>>122592493
Hey man you offered, it's all on you.
>>122592027
>Also I just don't think they fit together at all personality wise. Their personalities wouldn't compliment each other at all.
I agree. Sans doesn't have the wherewithal for an involved, serious relationship, and Toriel is too easily bothered to get on romantically with someone who can't even pick up after themselves.
Can't they just be good friends? They tell jokes and enjoy each other's company, but that doesn't mean they have to be fucking. I feel like most Soriel shippers are the sort that don't believe men and women can have platonic relationships.
>>122592430
I just want Asriel to love me
>>122592493
Your friend may have decided to start his new career as serial killer anon.
Save yourself.
Also
>Agreeing and falling in on his stupid bullshit
>>122592414there was no surgery it's a haunted calculator
>>122592524
GET IN YOUR CRATE
>>122592579
>>122591563
>too busty
impossible!
>>122592594
*grabs you dick*
>>122592430
Of coursh
The question is if you want to be a big guyfor him
>>122592524
I love you too pumpkin
>>122592506
>I just want them to have rich and fulfilling lives on the surface.
this m8.
>>122592185
He's a robot, he can make a fuckhole for you without needing to be trans. I mean there's plenty of male fishmen and frogmen in the scalie world with vagholes without needing to be trans.
>>122592462
we frogposting now
There's a lot of Jojo Undertale art floating around but since nobody has yet to draw this bit I decided to capitalize on it
>>122590848It still bugs me that I drew the Delta Rune triangles pointing in the wrong direction in that
>>122592658
W-Why do you keep telling me that?
>>122592659
Those are fine for Undyne though, it's just when they give her something ridiculous like E cups.
>>122591563
Continuing
Toriel:
>tits
>just tits at all
>look at her sprite guys
>fans completely ignore how bitter and prideful she can be.
>She's always made out to be a domestic goddess when she did burn the pie a bit
>She's not perfect or even that nice stop
>when she's drawn too humanoid/moe
Asriel
>jesus christ where do i even start
>OH YEAH, ALL THE FUCKING RAINBOW POSSESSION SUE RELATIONSHIP SUE EVIL ASRIEL SLUTTY GAY ART THATS IN EVERY GODDAMN THREAD
>if anything its the fans themselves, since Asriel is a boring bland little shota that they use as their self-indulgent canvas
Frisk:
>the down with cis artists frisk. The freaky limbs are one thing, but I hate that nose so much
>adult frisk with fat rolls. Chubby is cute, fat rolls ... not so much.
>sansscham's frisk. She looks barely human. She's like some freaky Rayman creature.
>frisk with a tidy haircut
>Im not into male Frisk but thats just me
>>122589378
>Sans hurting anyone other than a genocidal Frisk
Did this person even play the game?
>>122592748
Well nobody is stopping you from fixing your mistakes.
>>122592795
>>122591563
this nigga gets it
>>122592506
Same boat here, I like the characters but not a yiffing otherkin deviant. Not that I care if others are as long as they don't become as bad as the homestuck or fnaf community.
I just wish there was a way to save Asriel. Chara really fucked his shit up good.
>>122592738
I want to be /gfd/'d by that frog lady
>>122592659
Nothing wrong with tits that size, it's when she's stacked like a DOA character that it all goes south. All about the /fit/ fish with perky tits for me.
>>122592795
>fans completely ignore how bitter and prideful she can be.
To be fair, Asgore kind of did kill six of her adopted kids. That's usually a dent on a relationship.
>>122590364
>fat nigger Frisk
>niggered sans/papyrus
>humanized monsters
Fat nigger frisk triggers me the most though.
>>122592628
You pretty much put it into words better then I could.
Hell even if Sans could get involved in a serious relationship I still don't think Toriel would make a good fit. I know I'm repeating myself but I just can't Sans falling in love with Toriel, same for Toriel herself.
I don't mind people having fun with ships but some tend to get overboard by implying shit is super canon and keep twisting canon stuff into ways that would support their favorite pairing. I've seen it happen time and time again, even if I'm into pairings where I'll have discussions on reasons why it would be, I just keep that shit to myself and some friends and don't sperg on about how canon it is.
>>122591563
>When people put genders on frisk or chara
Fuck off cunt
Are there any more Asgore/Undyne bonding pics?
>>122592597
Probably just an empty room and eventually the Act button comes and the healing items are just depression medication.
Or you know something about burger flipping.
>>122592610
Yeah, I guess I can help him achieve his final form.
Post the edgiest fanart you have.
Any Aaron fic where he jacks someone off with those muscular arms of his? Doesn't have to be self-insert or anything.
>>122591643
>Not being able to enjoy things because too many people like it
Is there any direct interactions between Sans and Undyne in the game? I don't thik so and I always thought it was kinda weird
>>122593094
You think THAT's edgy?
>>122592756
DOGS DON'T HAVE THE PRIVILEGE OF ASKING QUESTIONS
>>122593210
S-Sorry!
>>122592856
I do have a fixed version of it
>>122593010
SURE IS!
>>122593147
That's not what I was saying at all.
>>122593094
>That face
Whereas Sans came prepackaged with edge, it's impossible to make Papyrus edgy. That goofy ass face is just to pure.
>>122593193
>Blood
Well, at least the dust part was right.
>>122593126
Fuck, that's pretty cute man. The flexing contest is absurd when you visualize it
>>122593193
>Papyrus murdering someone
Doesn't get more edgier than that
>>122592795
>>tits
>>just tits at all
>>look at her sprite guys
She's female and humanoid, I don't even sexualize Toriel but come on, friend, females can have breasts without being fetish fuel.
She's also probably a mammal so it's not that far fetched.
>>122592516
I didnt forgive him though, but i did hig him.
Whats his state after this anyway? Is he like a spirit or sometging? He gave back all the souls he stole so he should lack a soul again. And he mentions his life is pretty much over.
>>122593094
is this edgy
or is there a different word for it
schmaltzy?
it's well drawn but why is he oozing green slime
>>122593381
Still trying to think of a good voice for Pap.
>>122593332
>"Extremely popular characters always bug me"
There is no other way that can even be interpreted. You are literally saying you hate characters that are too popular.
>>122593319
Great, saved.
oh god
vaping goat mom is slowly taking over
Anyone know where I can find the soundfonts used in game? In particular for the tracks power of neo, death by glamour and CORE.
>>122592795
oh anon keep going youre turning me on
>>122593453
Yeah, it's pretty easy to differentiate between someone slapping tits onto a character so that they can jerk off to it, and putting breasts onto a mature female mammal because it makes sense. The problem is since she wears a large robe, there isn't an exact figure to state as "canon" so it's more open to interpretation through fanon.
>>122593583
dear god no
>>122592795
How did the burnt pie thing work? She's still cooking it after its supposedly burning and the pie slice you get is apparently perfect.
>>122590364
When people draws Characters and completely misses the point of their attitudes/the way they act/ect, or forces their shitty head-cannon on them
>>122593513
Nigger are you actually serious? He's literally just Skeletor.
>>122593010
Does Undyne have an actual dad, besides just goat dad and turtle dad?
>>122592910
>Want to be (Geophysical fluid dynamics)'d by frog girl.
You want to swim across the sea beside frog lady?
Eh, I can dig it.
>>122593321Is there a comic where they show the progression of Asgore and Undynes bonding, from childhood to adulthood ultimately leading to them in bed?
>>122593183
>Changed it from Toriel to Papyrus
Why?
>>122585250
Kid Asriel, Lesser Dog or Annoying dog.
>>122590185
I think that Sans is having issues with perceiving which Frisk from which run he's talking to because of his eye powers. So everything he's heard from Frisk has been from what he's seen as Genocide Frisk, which begs the question why he asked her to sit down with him at the restaurant in the first place.
So this is Edgy Misunderstanding: The Comic. Sans goes crazy cause he cant understand shit.
>>122591619
>>122591716
I want Asgore and Toriel to get back together because when I was a kid, my dad was in a car accident and in the following treatment became addicted to pain pills. When my mom found out she broke his nose and ran off with me and my brother, no legal options, just took us and moved. My dad never took legal recourse but tried to find us, and I remember one night years later at about 4 AM he found our house and started knocking, asking my mom if he could see us. He was really messed up and he was crying worse than I've ever seen anyone cry. I had never seen my dad like that. She told him to fuck off and he was so crushed I thought, even as a kid, he was probably going to kill himself.
Instead he came back a week later looking a lot better, wearing a nice outfit, and asked to see us. I think he was still fucked up though. My mom said no and he pushed past her to try and come see us. He came into the room where my brother and I were and just as he started to say something my mom put a kitchen knife in his shoulder. He went down and she beat him with a table lamp right in front of us until he was unconscious. He spent the rest of his life in a coma. My mom went to prison and I ended up taking care of my brother.
I want to believe Asgore and Toriel can get back together because I want to believe people can change. I want to believe there's goodness in people, even if they've made mistakes. I want to believe everyone can be forgiven.
Toriel and Asgore both did some bad things but I want to have hope. If I can forgive Asriel, surely they can forgive each other.
>>122593453
Because the way people draw it is not the way clothing works. I'm talking about all the bodyhugging clothing Toriel wears in art that always make tits stand out even more, even though what she wears would drape over her chest if she has one at all.
>>122592795
>sansscham's frisk. She looks barely human. She's like some freaky Rayman creature.
What do you mean exactly? No need to post a picture to eat up image limit, just elaborate.
>>122593717
I am a silly sausage.
>>122593513
I.M. Meen, except deeper, around the same pitch as his textbox sounds
When playing through Undertale the first time, how did y'all think the ending was gonna be like?
I thought that you'd fight Asgore, and persuade him to let you live and that monsters and humans could be friends, and all the friends you made in your Journey are proof of that. Then you and Asgore decide to break the barrier together, holding hand, symbolizing that monsters and humans no longer needed to fight.
>>122593725
but toriel speaks to papyrus during the pacifist ending, juste before they get captured by flowey, but never anything between undyne and sans
>>122593724
>Is there a comic where they show the progression of Asgore and Undynes bonding, from childhood to adulthood ultimately leading to them in bed?
Wouldn't that be super creepy because Asgore would remain the same age? It feels pretty incestuous at that point.
>>122593593
>I didn't say that!
>Said it
>But said it completely different in another post
>>122593724Well there is one after she beat him that one time and she just gets all hot and bothered by his sheer baraness.Unfortunatly I never got to save it and I think only weaver got it.
>>122593583
MOMMY DOES NOT SMOKE PLEASE STOP THIS
>>122593583
of course it had to come from tumbler
>>122593721
I don't know, I guess she's an orphan or some shit, would make sense why she would always act tough if she had to compete with a bunch of other kids.
>>122593764
wow jeez
>>122593193
It's hinted that she has at least thought of killing herself though and in some routes it's strongly hinted that she does.
It's not like they took a happy go-lucky character and made them commit sudoku, not that edgy.
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
http://crashboombanger.tumblr.com/post/133370555737
I wrote an article about Undertale and the concept of Determination in it. I hadn't completely finished the game when I wrote it, so it isn't as fleshed out as I wanted it to be, but I still think it's kind of interesting. Check it out if you guys like:
http://theodysseyonline.com/una/undertale-story-memes-mantras/217509
>>122593764
Being addicted to pills and killing children are two entirely different things. Stop projecting.
>>122593816
curiously just looked this up and that shits ugly as hell-rayman creature is an accurate descriptor
>>122592795
Out of curiosity what would you expect in good Asriel art/writing? Or is anything with the goatnerd automatically bad?
>>122593721
Maybe fishdad got involved in the great falling and got mengele'd by Alf into Memoryhead some time later.
Either way it's safe to assume fish has always been an orphan early on.
>>122593764
That's heavy, anon
>>122593908
It's not smoking, my child.
It's vaping.
>>122594162
Shut the fuck up you idiot
>>122594168
While I dislike the whole dragon skeleton thing, I can't help but find that one animation of Sans turning into it pretty great from an artistic point of view.
>>122593583
>>122594059
It's not that she's suicidal. That's a depressing and sympathetic character trait of hers.
It's just that Alphys here should be jumping down the abyss where all the garbage eventually flows into, symbolizing how she feels about herself, not fucking killing herself with bricks and knives like some early-aughts Sonic fangirl.
Some anons where remotely interested in me writing about my self-insert dream.H-here you go. http://pastebin.com/bfF3sPrf
going with the current poll results the VNwill be mostly a simulation of you keeping potted Flowey as a pet
>>122594239
Same thing
oh my god i hate myself im getting a crush on someone
dont end up like me little buddy
>>122593928
Post more perfect mom.
>>122593861
No I mean the picture, I remember it being Toriel playing with Frisk.
>>122594239
Smokes are better thoughgiven that they kill you
>>122593816
You know that one Muppet named Janice? It's kinda like that. They take the "Frisk has no nose" thing literally AND age Frisk up. You can figure out how that goes.
>>122594376Everything kills you anon
>>122594362
sure thing
>>122594353
Is it on someone from these threads? Because if not I don't see the issue here.
>>122594450Smokes does it faster than vaping
>>122592430
Handholding only, i dont want it to get weird.
>>122594371
Oh I dont know, there might be different versions or something
>>122594479
that's adorable.
>>122594514But time always gets you
>>122594362
Mom can't believe this shit.
>>122586913
good game overal but those shity endings
>>122594580
Hey, the kid's eyes are closed, it's not their fault.
I'm not sure what to think about this
>>122594624
If i knew you were such a gullible chump id make up a story as well.
Good memo for future tho.
>>122594794
>eyebrows
>that mouth
>that entire face
Burn it
>>122594546
The depravity.
>>122593764
what the fuck is wrong with your mother anon
>>122593473
He turns back into a flower. If his appearance after you load back up after the credits is any indicator, he has actually learned his lesson... for now. He's alone in the Underground unless anyone comes to visit him (most likely Frisk, maybe other if they ever find out about Flowey.) Over the years he may become a sociopath again, now made crazy by loneliness and knowing what could've been... being happy on the surface...
Doomed to be alone and think about what he's done for eternity. He can't even kill himself because he's the only one in the Underground with Determination now, unless he REALLY wants to be dead.
>>122594793
Why are her arms so big?
>>122594829
Lol eat shit anon
>>122594794
I hate this.
>>122593908
what are you doing OUT OF YOUR CRATE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blDjU-W95II
Nux winds up in the Underground after getting WITNESSED, how does this change the game?
>>122594793
It's too fluffy, I'd scrape away the fur as I held it.
>>122594885
>>122594921
I only have it for the temmie making fun of soriel. But here lemme edit it for you.
>>122593764
Okay anon, I'll stop shipping Sans and Toriel.
>>122594794
>sans' face
>soriel
>not hOI
>>122594794
I'm all for more bkub undertale edits, but fuck that Sans.
>>122594898
Flowey's not immortal. He was trying to kill himself, after all, he just came back to life because he had reset powers.
Also, there's probably nothing shackling him to the Underground, so he can just go up to the surface to try and raise hell until he goes too far and someone stomps him out and puts an end to that chapter.
>undyne and alphys are watching anime at their house
>stealthily sneak in, record player and speaker in one hand and vinyl of "To Pimp a Butterfly" in the other
>roll over and insert gold-plated diamond-cut HDMI cable into speakers, connect it to my crosley
>put in the record player, put it in my memorized spot
>"For Sale?" begins playing at full blast, shaking the house
>Every black bull in a 300m radius recognizes the mating call of the silly kukold
>They converge on the kukshed
>undyne tries to fight back but the dindus quickly overpower her and begin forcing their big black schlongs into every hole she has
>alphys watches and secretly enjoys
>escape into the night, laughing
>>122591263
dogressa and dogamy only have 1 eye each in this video, why
>>122594560
Adorable moms are the best.
>>122595007
You can ship whoever you want. I'm just telling you who I ship.
>>122594624
I take what I can get.
>>122595216
I noticed that too, no one is happy with this.
>>122594206
Not that guy, but I would expect children doing children things. Even in his OC form.
>>122595216
I don't agree with it but I guess I can see why he'd interpret it that way, since you only ever see one eye on them at a time. At least it makes them look more monstrous.
Was I the only one idiotic enough to fall into the trap of expecting a weak blue attack from Papyrus only to then get my ass kicked 3 times in a row?
>>122595480
It's better but I guess it's all the proportions and the face shape in general that bother me.also the teeth needed more lines not none
>>122590059
Keep going man, studying is for nerds and none of us have any writing talent.
>>122595212
>undyne and alphys are at a club
>call in a few favors
>just on schedule, Deafheaven arrives
>they present their 9.0 BNM to the band currently playing and they get on their knees, praying to the pitchfork darlings
>suddenly, several masked figures walk into the club
>it's the 20 members of TWIABP
>they scream a proclamation to fantano and pull out pistols and sub-machien guns
>a gunfight ensues
>everybody dies
>>122595480
way better
>>122590696
>>122590318
>>122590326
>>122590349
>>122590890
>Asgore politely asks the skeleton brothers to make way for you both
>They don't even budge
>"sorry, your majesty. it's not happening." sans replies, his feeling of disapproval visible through his smile
>"NOT UNTIL YOU LET OUR SUPER COOL HUMAN FRIEND GO!" Papyrus adds, pointing at you "THEY STILL HAVE A SURPRISE PARTY TO ATTEND TO TONIGHT IN COMMEMORATION OF OUR WHOLE TWO MONTHS OF FRIENDSHIP, AND I CAN'T LET MY MASTERFULLY CRAFTED SPAGHETTI CAKE GO TO WASTE!"
>This doesn't look good at all
>You try to think of something to stop this discussion, as the townsfolk start to look scared
>...Did he just say he made a spaghetti cake?
>Asgore tells them that what he's doing is necessary to ensure the prosperity of the monsters, and that they should reconsider the reality they're enduring in the underground, before asking them to let him pass once again
>It takes all of ten seconds for them to decide
>Much to Asgore's dismay, their answer is nothing more than standing their ground without moving an inch
>"...snow deal, your majesty. if going to the surface means having to let our friend die, then getting to the surface doesn't really appeal to me anymore."
>"MY KING, I'M AFRAID THAT I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, MUST ASK YOU TO RECONSIDER YOUR ACTIONS INSTEAD. THERE MUST BE ANOTHER WAY THAT WE HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF YET!"
>A shadow falls over the king's face, hiding his eyes from view
>The grip on his trident tightens, as he looks greatly displeased
>Asgore warns them one last time to let him pass, or else he'll be forced to fight you right here in snowdin
>sans' eye glows blue for a moment, Papyrus frowns in genuine annoyance for the first time in his life
>"are you asking for a royal bad time, fluffybuns?" sans mutters to himself, leaning forwardto be continued
>>122595480
God, it's amazing how much that improves it.
Make that HOI H lowercase, though.
>>122586614
HOLY FUCK YESS!!! I'm not the only one who made that connection.
>just had all endings spoiled for me
>only at undyne's fight
FUCK
>>122594936
How do you keep knowing it's me?
>>122595623
please go on
>>122595480
Dammit, now I pictured the Tems ALL voiced by Jackie Chan.
>>122595623
>>122595594
>14 seconds apart
I'm magic
>>122595659
WE TOLD YOU TO LEAVE HERE AND NOT COME BACK UNTIL YOU FINISHED IT
WE TOLD YOU
>/v/ keeps falling for "GOTY amiright guys :^)" threads
>or making 20 hate threads about Undertale a day
>didn't even know you guys had a /vg/ thread until someone raged about you
>somehow it's your fault the game won't stop being talked about on /v/
epic
>>122595659
You only have yourself to blame.
>>122595659
Why would you come here? Do you never see people here trying to warn people who haven't played the game at least until the True Pacifist ending?*You IDIOT!
>>122595659
That's what happens when you decide to hang out here before you've even finished the game.
>>122595623
Continue you magnificent man you!
>>122595659
>had everything spoiled by a friend who thought I'd already finished the game
>just had finished Toriel fight
>>122595659I spoiled the genocide run and was lucky to experience the rest blind
>>122595817
They're right Tbqh
>>122595623
>implying Asgore would be willing to fight the skellies when he doesn't even want to kill you in the first place
Yep, it's shit
>>122595659
How did it happen, Anon? A steam "pal"?
>>122591053
Look my man someone could draw canon Toriel and I'd still want to fuck that. There's no if and or buts about this.
>>122595804
>>122595837
>>122595870
>>122595882
>IT WAS FROM A FRIEND HE HAD THOUGHT I BEAT IT
>WELP MIGHT AS WELL COME HERE NOW THAT GOD IS DEAD
>>122595576
I was afraid I'd fuck it up since all I have are Michael J. Fox hands and MS paint but here goes.
>>122595952
Didn't know someone else was making one, sorry.
>>122595992
How did he spoil all three for you at once without you being able to tell him to shut up?
>>122595952
That's probably about as good as you're gonna get it.
>>122596063
Way better, thanks.
>>122596063
Dangit nigga, I was gonna cover you man.
Make you look good on an anonymous image board.
Do eyebrows trigger you?
>>122592516
I forgave him because he finally relized what he did was wrong.
It's a shame it took him stealing EVERYONE'S FUCKING SOUL to do it.
But hey, it's something.
I've got a bunch of fic concepts, but I can't pick which one I wanna do next.
http://strawpoll.me/6033201
Do any of these seem good?
>>122596214
Depends on how they're done
>>122595964
That's fine by me. I just don't like the art that gives her massive tits.
>>122596138
Why would he need diapers if monsters don't shit?
>>122596180
The people got what they wanted, we succeeded.
>>122595659
HEY GUYS IM GOING TO GO INTO A GENERAL OF A SINGLE PLAYER RPG!
AW SHIT THEY TALKED ABOUT THE ENDING AND I SAW CHARACTERS THAT I DIDN'T KNOW EXISTED
gee never saw that coming
>>122595546
>>122586318
Sorry had to do something. Thank you anons.
>>122595623
>>122595958
None of the personalities there fit
>>122596303
>http://strawpoll.me/6033201
Get started on writing those hugs.
>>122585498
http://36.media.tumblr.com/f1de38059ee3c6927d682ea069e85de7/tumblr_inline_nv95ieWKsN1r490ra_1280.png
>>122589918
http://orig15.deviantart.net/25db/f/2015/277/0/8/087177c92feadbe225ff210c213d6653-d9bztka.png
>>122590318
http://36.media.tumblr.com/27b17ff9a38bdc294ff27539ae8c8741/tumblr_nvdi5bWhjb1rpeq1jo1_1280.png
>>122593381
http://40.media.tumblr.com/9c0e1115c04f7f9d73d06c5425fdc933/tumblr_nv78dvA1i61tn9ke8o1_1280.png
>>122595546
>.jpg
>>>>>122586318
>>122594794
http://41.media.tumblr.com/5f3a65b13ef372cdf344c2be08da0204/tumblr_nxs553T5Vl1r90qrho1_1280.png
>>122595480
>>122595952
>>122596063
Stop editing thumbnails.
>>122595693
because you just told me, fox boy!
>>122593892
>>122593724
You mean this one?
hello /utg/, I've been observing these threads a bit and lucid dreaming seems to be brought up here and there. What's the reason for that or what is the story there?
It's an interesting topic I don't see being talked about all that much
>>122596214
I don't mind those too much since they aren't very big or in your face, I didn't even notice them automatically. If his eyes can close he probably can have something that looks a bit like eyebrows, but not full on bushy ones that look like the drawing from earlier.
>>122596551
Never stop, anon
>>122585571
no he can't. he's just that fast.
>>122596582
people are desperate
>>122596564
Lewd....
>>122596473
Fuck I spoke too soon.Right into my trap.
>>122596551
>Stop editing thumbnails.
I EDIT WHAT I GOT TO WORK WITH BOSS.
MY HANDSAH CLEAN!
>>122595992
>playing while being visibly online to anyone
>not logging off from the built in messenger shit every time you start Steam
your own fault for not doing so
>>122596613
Then how did those shortcuts of his work?
>>122596582
People are desperate and lonely and too afraid to try making a tulpa, so lucid dreaming becomes the answer to meeting your waifu/husbando.
>>122593717
Thank you, I'm not the only one who thought this.
>Some idiot posting the larger version of images.
>This whole thread.
* Wow, we really are HSG.
>>122596551
Fuck off autist
Who else here is never opening the game again after getting the true pacifist ending?
>>122596728
Hey, take it easy, we know you don't want any trouble.
>>122593764
okay attention whore will you feel better if someone gives a shit online or something
here's a question why didn't you fucking do anything about it
>>122596839
*Mercy
*Flee
>>122595958
He was on a war, anon.
He most likely killed.
A lot.
>>122596839
It was only a matter of time.
>>122592579
I-I mean, >too busty on Undyne is kinda hot but, alright...but na man you gotta appreciate a warrior lady with nice tits ya feel me
>>122596938
Except there wasn't a single human casualty in that war
>>122596839
Indexer will never stop
>>122596839
Nope, the Larger images guy is just Thumbnailfag, we had him in /sug/ before it got banned due to the hiatus.
>>122596938
I think it was said that the monsters got owned and there weren't any human casualties
and asgore is too much of a pussybitch anyway
>>122596715
Don't worry, pal, I'll still write those hugs.
Just after I make Alphys make a total fool of herself.
>>122597015
* That was his name!
* Thank you, anon.
>>122596938
>not a single human soul was taken
hurr durr as"gore all the jew kids" does it again
>>122597036
I asked the thumbnail anon if he actually was Indexer once, he just said he's a disciple.
If he were the REAL Indexer he would've actually posted the higher res images in the reply instead of linking it, thereby burning the image limit.
Thumbnail anon is actually better than Indexer.
>>122597036
I'm not from SUG.
>>122596564
Yep. Well enjoy it you fishfuckers.
Also see you in three days anon.
If he's sans skeleton, how does he have a skeleton
>>122591563
>Muffet has more or less than 5 eyes
>Undyne's eye patch is on the wrong side
i'm mad about my waifus
>>122595817
good to know slav bill
>>122590364
Sans
>kinda wish the slippers were shoes canon and when drawn, but fuck it whatever
>porn of it (not enough to activate autism though, still don't give a fuck)
Papyrus
>porn (same thing as sans)
Mettaton
>not a girl (still don't care but still i kinda wish)
Toriel
>nuthin'
Asgore
>bara
>fatass
>wanting to fuck him (dude really?)
Undyne
>nuthin'
Alphys
>saw some weird drawing once with text where it actually grossed me out abit but that was one time
Frisk
>not a girl
Chara
>not a girl
>>122597303
>tfw that was my first reaction to his name and I thought I was being smart for getting something instantly for once
>tfw I completely missed that he talked in comic sans
>>122590740
source pls
>>122595958
but it's said right there that asgore would just fight the human there and then if the skellies didn't let them go
trust me
Nyehhhh
>>122597429
what's wrong with characters not being girls?>>122597528
nice try fucking skeltal
>>122597460
And how does he plan on doing that without fighting the skellies as well?
Surely he doesn't expect them to just stand aside
>>122597429
>Okay with gross fetish pics of Tori and Undyne.
>Not okay with one of the human kids giving the D to the other.
Wat.
>>122597303
Have you ever been so far as have decided ever to want to do more look like?
>>122597614
>sans was the one that made papyrus his battle body
>people here call papyrus a slut for the way he dresses
>it's all sans' fault
>>122597429
>Wanting frisk, chara, and mtt to be girls
what are you, gay?
>>122597708
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sans
>>122597745
Correct.
>>122597575
well that nigga IS the king you know, he has to keep his word even if he doesn't like it. if he didn't, all the 6 children would still be alive
>>122597705
>wanting to get dicked by a gook as you imagine yourself as a little girl
I mean, the offer is still standing.
I could get that itch fixed for you.
>>122597429
Of all the porn, those are the ones you're bothered with?
Not Shotagoat or the humans?
>>122597745
What do you think Papyrus wore regularly before his battle body was made?
>>122597429
>gets triggered by frisk/chara not being girls
Nice comment family
>>122595212
>"OH OH OH OH OOOOOOOOHHHH, OOOOHHH WOOO WOO DOO LOO DOO LOO DOOOO"
>*LOUD ASS BREATHING NOISES*
>*MELODY PLAYS*
>"WHAT'S WRONG, NIGGA? I THOUGHT YOU WAS KEEPIN' IT GANGSTA? I THOUGHT IT WAS WHAT YOU WAANNNTTEEDD"
im gay
>>122597850
I doubt he'd really be willing to go against his own subjects, on top of his existing reservations about killing humans
>>122597867
Hey man if you can come and dick me that'd be neato.
>>122597867
You too
>>122597906
I'm all in for fucking crossdressing boys being effeminate.
>>122597945
I named Frisk after my real name
I'm a boy
Well /utg/?
>>122597869
Not everyone hates Asriel you know.
It's like 5 people at most.inb4 50 (You)s going "I hate asrielfags too"
>>122598038
good thing frisk is non-binary you cis scum :^)
>>122597889
His Cool Dude outfit, or actually guard armor he stole, helmet and all.
>>122598048
Mompussy please, mommy!
>>122598048
Anal Secks.
>>122598048
Get outta my face with that trash, kid.
>>122598060
I don't hate Asriel. I do hate the porn of him though since even as a goat he looks like a 8 year old.
>>122598048
she's gonna give up both, fag
>>122589798
What if though.
>>122595623
Keep going, fucker!
>>122597889
Something tells me crop tops in general are his kinda thing.
>>122598048
Missionary for the sole purpose or procreation
>>122597949
i thought it was the opposite that was happening there
>>122597961
Where do you live senpai?
As long you're the catcher and do put the effort into getting your body all soft and tender and dress up as s gril for me to just use and abuse it to my dicks content, I'm all in, balls and everything.
* SAVE me.
>>122598215
Of course, Papyrus is a vapid slut after all.
>>122598301
*Ditch
>>122595623
make sure Papyrus goes all bad time too
he wouldn't stand for somebody hurting his friend
>>122598263
Louisiana. I'm just skinnyfat right now but I think I have a soft butt.
>>122590364
Mute Frisk.
Mute Frisk who can only talk in sign language.
>Talking with GF
>"Have you played Undertale?"
>Stay silent
>"The skeleton guy's my favorite, he's so cute"
>Breathe in
>Can't decide what to say
>Primal urge in my body reacts
>"ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
>GF looks at me confused as I make this screech
>Start breathing in and out
>"Anon, are you ok-"
>"IN-ANIMATE SENSUHASHUUUNNN VANTAGE FROM PERSPECTIVE IT CAME FROM NO RELATION CLOSE LIASON"
>GF looks at me weird and tries to get up
>No dice, smash her in the face and she falls unconcious
>Strip her, taking her clothes, phone, and wallet
>When you come out your shit is gone, bitch
gonna fuck that robot
>>122589253
Self inserts are terrible but I'm guilty of such trash as well. This is very cute.
>tfw after completing a genocide run you know you won't be able beat Sans for the first time again or be surprised by his attacks.
It had been a long time since I felt as alive while playing a videogame as when I fought Sans.
Even If I reset my game I would still know all of his patterns, so it won't be as exciting or fresh. And playing endless Sans just isn't the same.
What has become of me, /utg/?
>>122598637
Just wait until hard mode, anon... just wait....HE HAS TO PAY
I want to throw money at Fatz so he draws Asriel getting hypnotized
>>122598728
>not knowing the alt he uses for lewds
>>122598718
>hard mode
>stretch goals
>being finished by Notch 2.0
>3 million dollars
>>122598637
>this is what Sans has created
>as a method to try to stop Genocide runs from happening
Good job Sans
>>122598380
Well I'm in Toronto.
A
>>122598380
>I'm just skinnyfat right now
>right now
I think you mean
>I'm just skinnyfat right now because I don't have the motivation to change myself for the better, so I'll just lie to myself and say "for now" as if there will be one day where you magically become a healthy fulfilled person that can will themselves to exercise
There, fixed that for you buddy, no need to thank me.
>>122598097
>Papyrus
>stealing
He'd never.
But yeah, his ridiculous Fresh Prince clothes
>>122589008
Oh fuck. Fuuuuck.
>>122598791
Well, why not post it
>>122598894
Please don't bully the eager fucktoy of the gook.
I'm sure he isn't all that bad and I could plow that butt of his.
>>122598995
You gotta work for your primo lewds, friendAsk the /utg/ Steam chat
>>122598483
That's rare and cool if done right, it's obviously not canon(unless every monster knows sign language and Undertale's version of sign language allows for yelling) but it's neat.
>>122598894
I don't know what your issue is dude. I used to be a skellington and I just haven't kept up with the exercises I used to do because I fucked up my ankle. I actually started again in mid September, just not back up to what I used to.
I'm like 6'1"/170.
>>122598791
Dont toy with my heart anon, theres no such alt.
>>122589253
Can I request porn out of her somewhere else, miss?
>>122598894
Why are you so angry?
>>122590364
Ultra edgelord or emo crybaby Sans. A little is fine though, I'm not an all-or-nothing zealot about it.
Literal retard Papyrus or super edgelord Papyrus.
Fanart that draws Alphys's snout all wrong (it's wedge-shaped, not boxlike).
Mega Milk Toriel.
>>122598894
Post more MTT gore
>>122599085
>I don't know what your issue is dude.
What? We were talking about your issues, anon. Stop changing the subject from what a laughable piece of trash you are. But hey, by all means, say that to yourself. "It's not me, it's him!" Whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>122599085
>taller than me
Shit.
>>122598325
>Papyrus
>outslutting the king of Jojo sluts
Impossible unless he literally fucked everyone in the Monster Kingdomeven the kids.
>>122599209
Unrelated, are there any pics of yandere MTT?
I need it for reasons.
>>122599258
it pains me anon
no one's ever taller than me
>>122599174
You. I like you. Crybaby Sans is annoying but I don't think him showing any emotion other then smiling is a sin.
Well overall I agree with everything you said and even like the drawing you posted.
>>122599123
Just look at the way certain things are drawn in his latest comic and the bonus pic in the postIt's blatantly obvious the man draws lewds and just as obvious that he keeps it very low-key for now because he's raking in donations with Dreemurr Reborn stuff
>>122599212
>drinking mtn dewâ„¢ and laughing at this buttmad faggot
Are you 5'4 or something? Only midgetry could justify this amount of pure spite.
>>122599347
I'm pretty much as tall as you!but I"m also a girl
>>122599085
>tfw 6'1"/135
Living
the
dreamI want to wake up.
>>122599276
Papyrus is just a different kind of slut, anon. A natural born slut. A pure, unadulterated slut, with all the makings of a slut without the refinement.
>>122599363so post it then
>>122585676
>Vaping
I just want to fuck that guy, could you guys stop fighting?
Thanks.
>>122599347
I'm sorry.
If it's any consolation, I'd still do you, as long you're not on the heavy side.
I'm 5'9.
>5'10"/110
Howdy.
Saw this comic and lost it, so I stitched it for you guys.
Also the original is tiny, so I did what I could.
>>122599446
P I T T S B U R G H ? ? ?
>>122599478
That's a pretty great background.
>>122599451
Lucky. The skinniest I've been is 150.
I'd kiss ANYONE!
>5'2/120
>>122599368
Yeah, because someone would be envious of a weak-willed skinny fat schlub on an anonymous image board. Keep on white-knighting an actual dude, man. I'm sure you'll get to poz his neg hole, bro.
>tfw 5'6
no one will ever be shorter than me
>>122599580
Nope.
>>122599605
It has been my background for a solid two months now. It's a great thing to wake up to.
>>122599675
>tfw5'2"
Do you feel better now?
>>122599629
ur a grill rite?rite?
>tfw 6'6
>>122599085
>5'1"
>108/112 lbs
>inb4 manlet: grill dess
Wow we're actually going to hit image limit along with the bump limit!
What's going on?
Are we dying or are the comfy hours reversed?Is it a bad thing that we're slowing down?
>>122599667
>white knighting
>poz neg hole
Ahahaha, okay. Nice of you to also conveniently ignore my height statement. Keep up your stretches, shorty! You'll get there one day.
>bump limit is going to hit before image limit
we can't let that happen, now can we?
>>122599746
not short enough
>tfw dont know how 'merica metrics work
>tfw 1,72 but 89 kg
>>122599570
Okay I lost it as well. Good comic.
>>122599209
fine, I'll just post it myself
>>122599335
That would be nice. Maybe request it on the /y/ thread?
>>122599776
Decent topics of conversation spread evenly throughout the thread, starting from the first post
Either a small miracle or shit is dying out
>>122599667
I'm not the guy who responded to you dude. Also chasers are creepy.
>>122599787
Because I don't brag about my height on an anonymous image board. Keep chasing them bugs fairy boy.
>>122599675
I'm 5'6 too and I'm still taller than my mommy and my little sister. At least there's that.
>>122599729
Not really, if you're not a grill I feel bad for you.
>>122599363
I will suck your dick for a source man.
His artstyle + lewds is the thing i wanted to see since he posted his first Undertale shit.
Give me my fix anon, please...
>>122599347
>6' even
>150 two weeks ago
I used to play a lot of football and soccer so I was always just muscle and bone, now that I've had a desk job for a while I started getting some fat in my thighs. Went back to jogging in the mornings a couple months ago, already looking better.
FISH CAPTCHA
>>122599730
Hai tomodachi-san
Still feels weird to be one of the shortest people ITT
how can i understand merica metrics
>>122599675
>tfw stopped growing at age 12, stuck at 5'6''
kids these days..are getting taller. And I hate it.only bonus is I prefer taller men and since everyone is fucking taller than me it's okay
>>122586118
My inner edgelord wants to say go genocide or try to steal the souls by more subtle means, travel to the surface and become a figurative god, but I probably couldn't do it, both morally and physically. My determination is lacking and monsters like Undyne wouldn't hold back against me, resulting in badfortunate experienzses all around, and I simply couldn't kill the likes of Papyrus or Woshua.
I would probably just end up chilling with skelebros or hitting on Alphys and squatting in her laboratory, whatever allows me to shitpost on Undernet all day and do nothing productive.
posting OC ghetto meme
>>122584367
The generals should have been numbered from the first one guys
Is Alphys a better or worse ruler than Asgore? Keeping in mind that she's got Sans actually backing her up.
>>122599927
I win, 5'1''
>>122599830
You're like 5'7" and 196 pounds
>>122599961
Looks like our image limit has been hit for now, lovelies!
Knock em out next thread, darling.
>>122599864
Notice I didn't mention it either! You're the one at fault here, manlet. Also, just because you're sexually confused doesn't mean you have to start with the /pol/ memes on me.
>>122599913
My goal as a drawfag is to one day see someone used my art in an edit, whether it be something like this or the "do it for him/her" things.
>>122599605
>Lucky.
I don't have the complications of being fat AND lazy but I feel like no one takes me seriously because of my fuccboi stature, shit sucks.
>tfw been standing in the room by myself for nearly 15 minutes now
Toriel is coming back, right? Right?
>>122599913
We need a reworked captcha for /utg/ only.
like, all the captchas are undertale fanart
>"select all images with asriel"
>bump limit before image limit
This is unprecedented.
>6ft tall girl, fat
>nobody will ever love you
Well at least one of these parts is being worked on but I'll never become a cute short girl but instead will tower over half the guys I know.
>>122599961
you can type "x ft into cm" in google and it'll automatically change it for you
>>122600034
>>122600034
>>122600034
Whenever, kids.
>>122599878I'm gay as springtime so it actually works out pretty well for me. Guys like to be able to pick me up and shit. Being tiny has its advantages.
>>122599556
>5'10/110
Are you okay?
>WE HIT BUMP LIMIT BEFORE IMAGE LIMIT
>>122599984senpai is that you
>>122600007
This is delightful but I want it the other way around. Or maybe Mettaton locking Frisk up in a cage and grinning down at them, telling them that they would always be his, forever and ever.
>>122600064
>refresh captcha
>>122600070
You into shorter guys?
God, I would love someone as cushiony as you.
>>122600080Well, if you put it that way that sounds cute as fuck
>>122600116
I have no goddamn clue what the hell you're going on about.
>>122600065
Its happened a few times
>>122600080
>tfw you will never have a boyfriend nearly foot and a half shorter than you
>>122600149
I'm not too fond of being as tall as I am and rather have a guy taller then me because of it.
But I don't consider a guy shorter then me an automatic turn off or anything.
>>122586118
I'm getting out of here, but I won't sin to do it. Whatever it takes, I'll stay true to myself and take my old life back.
>>122600210
sorry
>>122586118
I'm going to lay on the floor and feel like garbage with Blooky. Seems like a nice plan.
>>122600187
Thanks! I get called cute all the time, so I guess so.
>>122600248
We're out there, just a little rare.I can always pretend to be your boyfriend, anon.
>>122599478
Technically so is Joseph Joestar. He inherits it from his mom.
>>122600261
Oh, I see, you're just a bit self-conscious about it.
Don't be! There's nothing on being a taller girl, specially when you most likely got great legs going on for you to begin with.
I'd definitely go on a date with you if you're around Ontario.
>>122588136
>I'm guessing their physical health is mostly separate from the soul HP and matters far less.
The only way to increase your HP is through murder, which means every monster but Asgore is LV 1. Considering what LV and EXP actually mean, there's no way HP means Hit Points.
Based on dialogue in the game, HP stands for "Hate Protection", a soul's resistance to the killing intent of another creature. I believe enemies that are more head-strong and oblivious to the feelings of others (Jerry, Aaron, Papyrus, Undyne) tend to have more HP than creatures that are more emotionally vulnerable to criticism (Icehat, Snowdrake, Temmie, Sans, Vulkin), but I'm not sure.
>>122599927
I'm 4'11".
>>122600485
Nothing wrong I meant*
>>122600485
Nowhere near that but thanks anyway. Unfortunately my height is in my torso and not my legs because god hates me or something.
>>122600631
Legs don't have to be thick to be considered attractive, you know.
And yeah, I figured you'd say that.
I'd be taking ya to workout with me so you can get some self-stem boost and make you feel a little better.
Dammit.
Not even Canada?
>>122601056
Nope. Not even the same continent.
But thanks for the offer, would like to have a workout buddy since it would motivate me to work out more.
>>122601153
Dammit...
Well, good luck finding a partner!
I'm sure if you keep your head up, you'll find someone!
>>122600485
>someone else from Ontario
ayyy
>>122601460
Ayy I'm not bi/gay tho.
Apologies.
>>122589242
Did he drink it, TELL ME HE DIDNT DRINK IT OR I AN GONNA RESET THE WHOLE FUCKING UNIVERSE TO PREVENT THAT SHIT.
>>122601580
>implying i'm male
ayyyy
>or maybe you're not male
ooooh
>>122601416
You too anon, would love a boyfriend who's into stuff like undertale and can handle enough to stay in a vg thread
people are too PC these days
>>122601882
Ahhh no!
I'm a guy!
Sorry, it's just that it's gays that are mostly forward around here.
>>122602010
And you'll get it, I believe in you!
Keep your chin up and try to improve something that bothers you little by little, it's how you should tackle problems.
You can do it!
>>122602415
Thanks Papyrus for motivating me
>>122602501
Pfft I did sound like him just now didn't I?Fucking shamchat ruined me, or maybe being a bit like Papyrus changed me for the better.
>>122602656
You did, if I lived anywhere near Ontario I would have definitely wanted to meet up but too bad the world is way bigger then that.it's very cute don't stop
>>122598495
I'M IN YOUR AREA, I'M IN
>>122593041
Burgerpants no
>>122602945
>You did, if I lived anywhere near Ontario I would have definitely wanted to meet up
>managed to amuse someone that seems to be charming herself in another continent but won't ever have a good time with her
Fuck's sake, whyyy...If only, I had bad experiences with long distance relationships.
Farewell, femanon.
May you meet someone as great as me someday.
Or just me again.
>>122596564
Do you think her pussy smells like people?
>>122603480
Same to you, I hope you can find a nice girl where you live. Oceans are a bitch to cross and long distance generally doesn't work like you said.
I am planning to go to Canada someday but I highly doubt we'd be able to meet by then.
But thanks for the convo, it was great.
>>122584504
YES WTF
I dreamed the game had a physical copy and was at target and there was a special edition with the soundtrack
I told my friend in the dream that we could just download it for free from Megauploads and then I woke up.
>>122587129
Helicopter ear toriel is adorable.
>>122595659
>tfw i spoiled it for myself.
>didn't really care.
>just wanted to be done with it because I had papers/essays to finish.
>>122603772
Haaah...
I wish things were this easy in my life, maybe I'm just unlucky.
I'm also extremely lonely.
>>122607865
I'm lonely too, the internet made me realize that finding fun people to hang around with isn't hard, it's finding them within reasonable traveling distance.
What happens if you spare everyone?
>>122614560
nobody dies