The Cortana is Fucking Ugly edition
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Watch the threads for occasional party squads
>Xbone game clips and screenshots
>>122530975
Imagine being Chief in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Cortana, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight armor and horrific holographic monster face. I would totally save the galaxy with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is assassinate another Unggoy in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Chief and not only stand in that chamber while Cortana flaunts her disgusting ideas in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her fat face and shimmering blue skin, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that speech. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as all the other shipboard AIs tell her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CORTANA LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her grotesque butterface contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been killing nothing but a healthy diet of Covenant and Insurrectionists and later alleged Prometheans for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies on Eridanus II. You've never even seen anything this fucking offensive before, and now you swear you can taste the simulated sweat that's emitting from her cheeks as she sucks them in to writhe them suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to stand there and revel in her "ascended (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard to code and debug in the previous months. And then the player reverts to a checkpoint, and you know you could kill every single Warden in this room before the auto-turrets could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Chief. You're not going to lose your chance to save the galaxy over this. Just bear it. Continue hiding your face and bear it.
>>122530975
Post em, Otter excluded
Oh hey, they're kinda-sorta fixing Warzone Assault!
https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/community/blog-posts/prepare-for-big-team-battle
>Faster REQ leveling
>Decreased base capture time from 20s to 16s
>Reduced starting grenade count to 1
why you so dead, /hg/?
>>122532716
>B&s and complete REQ removal if AFK in matches
maybe if you didn't make it soo FUCKING GRINDY THREE-FOUR-THREE
>>122533341
>why you so dead
People weren't paying attention and failed to link the new thread before the old one died
DON'T YOU WANNA DICKEY RIDE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCESGPEfSwU
2/12 in warzone
gt: Zebs_3619
playing to win.
You know, people here complain about all the "shitty" armors, but I'm pretty sure I've seen them all used at least once.
Just goes to show you, one man's trash is anothers' treasure.
>>122533782
>We didn't find a match
>check the gamertag and try again.
I never thought I'd say this but the AR needs to have its bonus damage removed. That would balance it out.
What the fuck is up with weapons that have explosions, ie hydra or rocket launcher, not having any splash damage?
>>122534202
>>122534443
Is this /hg/ casual edition?
Holy shit fuck off
>>122530975
Anyone looking for Arena matches?
I'll play anything but swat
Unless you want to play swat
>whiplash
>>122534443
Because precision weapons da best, why rocket whore when you have a magnum? Why bitch about not getting DMR from REQs when you have a magnum? Why don't you get perfect kills all the time with your magnum? Why arn't all SWAT games SWATnums? Why even attempt to snipe when you'll just get descoped by a magnum?
>>122534202
I dunno why people keep complaining about the AR.
It shoots and kills just fine, things aren't even decided on who shoots and melee's first anymore with the added mobility.
>>122534495
Later Tangeebudee, later
woah, hold up
is BTB + all that other good shit officially out?
I thought BTB was supposed to drop today, the fuck.
>>122534489
>casual edition
/hg/ is full of shitters. What the fuck are you talking about?
>>122534830
>"within the next few days"
>>122534830
>all that other good shit
what other good shit?
>>122535001
The 40 new Common REQ's to fuck up your progress of getting to Gold
anyone hosting warzone? still cant find my fuckin mic though
Ultra Ghost >>>>>>>>>>>> Everything Else
If the Forerunners had invented the Ultra Ghost they would never have needed to fire the Halos.
>>122534040
The only thing that really bother me about the armor, why are the shoulders do low? The ones without visors should atleast have their lights change to your visor color, like Hellcat.
And while I made fun at the Seeker helmet at first for being a beatbox, it's grown on me.
>>122535428
The seeker is just awful desu
I will never grow attached to it
>>122534718
Alright, if i'm still on just message me.
requested
Got one of those Teishin REQ code things today, but I also received it like I was supposed to on launch. If I redeem it, do I get nothing, or is there other shit in the bundle, because I don't remember.
>>122535661
Whether you like it or not is irrelevant.
>>122532716
>To start, we’ll be bumping the SWAT respawn time from 1 second to 3 seconds, which should improve overall game flow while still maintaining the fast-paced action the playlist is known for.
>Additionally, we’ll be removing friendly fire, which will both upset trolls and prevent you from accidentally betraying your friend who jumped into your sights at the last moment.
>Speaking of trolls, it’s worth mentioning that we’ve been keeping a very close eye on REQ point and XP boosting, and the exploits some players are using to idle in matches in an attempt to fill their very own Money Bin with a ton of REQ points and XP. Our data team at the studio has not only caught this behavior, but we’ve also started taking action against offending accounts, including bans and removal of all REQ points.
>We hope you’re excited for what’s on the way in the Battle of Shadow and Light update, which is currently set to release within the next few days.
>>122536172
Only 3000 RP and 2 Random weapon REQ
>>122534619
>Kill a guy and pick up his railgun
>What's this? I guess I'll give it a go
>Get six kills in less than a minute
>>122536502
>If you're being too fucking good at getting REQ points and XP, we're banning you
Oh my God, I have to say it, I can't take it anymore.
The Fade skins are FUCKING ATROCIOUS.
PLEASE ANY SKINS BUT THESE. OH MY GOD THEY ARE SO FUCKING UGLY.
IT'S ACTUALLY DRIVING ME INSANE. MY TWO MOST USED WEAPONS, THE BATTLE RIFLE AND THE PISTOL, HAVE NO SKINS YET EXCEPT FADE AND IT'S DRIVING ME FUCKING CRAZY.
I HATE FADE FUCK IT'S SO TERRIBLE MY GOD HELP ME. HELP.
WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THESE? WHO? IT'S LIKE HE WAS LIKE, LET ME DESIGN THE FUCKING UGLIEST SKIN IMAGINABLE, LET ME JUST MAKE THIS SKIN SO SOME GUY UNLOCKS IT AND IT JUST FUCKS HIS DAY UP. FUCK HIM. I CAN'T GO BACK TO DEFAULT BECAUSE IT JUST FEELS WRONG, LIKE ONCE YOU HAVE A SKIN YOU HAVE TO USE THE SKIN, SO I CARRY THE SKINS EVEN THOUGH A PART OF MY MIND SCREAMS AT ME EVERY SINGLE GAME. MY MIND JUST SCREAMS "NO, NOT FADE ANON, IT'S SO FUCKING UGLY".
EVERY GAME I PLAY WITH THESE SKINS, I FEEL LIKE I'M DYING, I'M SLOWLY DYING. IT'S A LIVING HELL. I'VE GOT THE FUCKING MAX LEVEL COMMENDATION ON IT, ALMOST A THOUSAND KILLS, AND I STILL HAVEN'T FOUND A BETTER SKIN. PLEASE GOD RELEASE ME FROM THIS TORMENT.
I mean fuck, seriously, just give me a Spiral skin already damn, I mean what the fuck?
I know Halo 5 has some color problems but what the fuck? The ochre red, the dull orange, the sickly green that's not-quite-cyan green.
Who would create this shit? What kind of fucked up artist would make a whole set of these? What for? Just to fuck with me? It sure feels like it. I honestly can't wait to get literally LITERALLY any other skins. It's an absolute abomination of a skin. I actually so horrified just looking at the fucking disgusting combination of colors. I've opened dozens and dozens of REQ packs, and I've gotten piles of useless shitty helmets, armors, assassinations, emblems, stances, loadouts and other crap that I never use, never need and never want, but the game keeps handing me this pile of dumb shit and never me new skins. Just give me new skins. Fade, the worst skin in Halo history.
>>122536676
/hg/'s boosting and exploits don't involve idling, we should be ok
>>122536796
Yes, we saw your post last thread. Go to bed.
>>122532716
>medals in post game
Thank fuck this was triggering my autism
>>122536502
Your choice in avatars is cringeworthy
Linda is cute desu
Anyone doing arena or warzone?
>>122537150
Having trouble?
>>122537201
i'm doing arena, but i'm alone right now.
>>122537212
Still cringeworthy, guy
>>122533341
I just wish we could earn REQs in campaign too. It worked with credits in Reach. You only got a small amount, but that was better than nothing.
Until the 17th or so I'm looking for your best and funniest Halo 5 clips.
You can find links to your clips here:
http://xboxdvr.com/
Either reply directly to this post with a link to your clip or send an email with the link of the clip to: [email protected]
I'll be reposting this 2 or 3 times per thread so nobody misses the chance to know about it over the next few days
Here is the previous community'tage video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh3KQb9dU4c
Send me your anything and everything
>tfw no emblem of the Grinch, in a mask, holding a gun
>>122537431
Should we bother relinking something we've already sent to you or nah?
>>122537481
>tfw no choice of your own emblem
thank god for the eagle emblem because so many of them are SHIT
>teammates throwing grenades at the mongoose im riding in
>we dont make it to warden
>>122537524
So for I have 100% seen everything I've been sent, emails are the best 110% way to be sure but I know I've seen every reply in the threads
>>122537201
We're 3/12 for Warzone
>>122537431
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Sm0kyPr0gg/video/12772384 (First 8 seconds)
Ey Im up and ready whos doing what?
Anyone want to do some co-op breakout or some warzone?
>>122537848
i'm up for some breakout
>>>122518913
Why would american connection lose to european connection?
>>122537916
Aight lets get killsownz and ghost in on this ill send you an invite
xth
>>122538014
Not just yet.
Gotta drive my mom to the train station and send her back home.
>>122537848
Up cor anything
>>122538348
is your spider-mum using all your fucking snus?
tell that bitch to make a snus-web to catch her own.
>>122538204
Pic related is and will always be the official waifu of /hg/
>>122537971
if the server is trying to compensate for the increase latency allowing them to shoot a later version of yourself while not keep track of their own movements as accurately, resulting in getting shot around walls, taking damage before you see them or the player warping from side to side avoiding damage which would otherwise kill them.
Need one more for breakout
Reminder to always betray your team mates.
Oh hi. Anyone playing?
>>122534683
Do people even bother with the ar? Magnum is more reliable
Anyone want to play some Swat for an hour or two? Send me a message!
>>122541373
Woah. You're still alive?
>>122542389
Yeppers. I just got Internet at my place
>>122540689
Only time I betray is when a shitter grabs a power weapon.
>>122542826
that makes you the shitter though
>>122542826
doing gods work anon keep on betraying your team mates.
ANONS QUICK I HAVE 15000 REQ POINTS
TELL ME WHAT PACKS TO BUY
>>122543823
3 silver. Or as many bronze as you can, gotta get dem scouthogs.
>>122543823
If you havent completely getting the common junk, buy Bronze.
>>122543898
>>122543909
or should I go for gold/silver?
>>122544005
The higher tier packs overlap.
bronze does common
silver does common - uncommon - rare
gold does uncommon - rare - ultra rare - legendary (correct me if im wrong)
not getting all the stuff possible from the lower packs leaves the possibility of getting junk for more expensive packs.
It feels soo good to betray your teammates especially when the announcer says"betrayal," so satisfying
>>122543248
Yeah, fuck that. I can always get 3-4 kills with a rocket launcher no matter what. If I let a shitter grab it he'll be lucky to get 1 assist.
Just got 3 silvers
One had a Scourge of Fire cert, anyone used it?
>>122544314
Yeah, it's pretty fun.
>>122544184
But you also run the chance of getting better rp boosts from the gold and silver packs.
A legendary rp pack can give you 6,000 req points so thats like earning another req pack right there.
Not to mention the restocking of your higher tier weapons for warzone and chances for stomping competition easier.
>>122544842
>getting warzone RP boost
BLACK MAGIC I SAY!!!
>just finished halo 3 for the first time
>ok cool we are friends with the elites now everything resolved
>start playing halo 4
>im shooting elites again
I thought the war-zone simulations were fake why the hell am I shooting them now?
>>122544842
you might get rare weapons, but since you can only buy a few you wont have many. Im stocked with tons of Ghosts, Warthogs, ScoutHogs, Gungooses, RailGuns, Needlers, list goes on, because i bought tons of bronze packs. I have silenced ARs and BRs of all kinda that i can use are req level 3-4.
>>122545353
it says "filmed in front of a live studio audience" at the end of each game.
>>122545353
Read the books. :^)
It's because Jul'Mdama wants to enact revenge n the humans for decimating his ideology, his race, and parts of his planet. He is manipulating the other Elites into helping him fight Humans He doesn't even worship the Didact, instead he recognizes forerunners are just aliens with good tech. he seeks to use forerunners and their cool lasers to kill humans. Specifically the Didact and the composer. The other Elites might actually worship Didact as a living god though.
The hunters shouldn't be enemies in Halo 3 or 4 as they sided with the elites during the schism, because they can directly interface with forerunner technology and see what it really was.
What does the animation for skyjacking a Phaeton look like?
>>122545353
>Some Elites realized the Covie religion was bullshit
>Others still believe a combo of Covie/Pre-Covie beliefs and are still Space Muslims
>The Elites seize Covenant assets and set up various Covenant Remnants
>Go Jihad on nonbelievers
I shoulda bought blops
>>122546341
https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/community/blog-posts/prepare-for-big-team-battle
>Posted 7 hours ago
>On that topic, the first Halo 5: Guardians update, Battle of Shadow and Light, is set to drop within the next few days
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
postem
>>122545572
Actually it makes sense that Hunters fight you in Halo 3, because some Hunters did actually remain loyal to the Covenant.
>>122547764
Not what I currently wear I imagine, but here.
>>122547951
cool
>tfw no brodst helmet yet
>all those sweet boosts you're gonna use on BTB
>>122542019
Assault Rifle is great, especially in warzone. Could use a bit of a buff, but overall a good multirole weapon. Some of the different custom variants are extremely fun to use. I especially like the promethean mod.
when does the patch come out?? i need BTB!
hello where are the games
>>122551331
most likely friday for double XP, some people are saying today or wednesday though
>trash from warzone packs again
I didnt even buy the warzone bundle and I feel ripped off
>>122551857
I was feeling that way until this weeks packs.
>legendary arena XP boost
>warmaste rhelm
>raider helm
>missle warthog cert
>mantis cert
>rocket hog cert
Just gotta pray to RNGesus, lad. Still have 3 weeks
>tfw every weapon commendation except spartan laser
I must be awful because I can't hit dick with this unless players are in a vehicle.
fucking yes
>>122552426
What's the req level needed for that?
>>122552426
>Mythic
>Is clearly Legendary
fucking 343 does it again
>>122552536
Needs 6.
>>122552560
the mythic shit is that one thing in the bottom corner
>>122552614
Ah, good to know that defines Mythic.
What req is regular energy sword? 4?
>>122552671
Swords are 3/3/4/6
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Fuck Halo 5 Multi is boring as shit today
BIG TITTY BITCHES WHEN?
>>122553034
I'm actually surprised how much I've played(almost 3 days) and the fun I've had since I barely played the beta.
>90 hours
>still no Security
>3 weeks
>still no BTB
>>122553871
>Opened up pack after pack after pack
>Almost done with Commons, Uncommons and Rares
>The path to Ultra Rare approaches
>The Quest for Venator is almost done
>343 add a pile of common to rare shit with BTB
FUCKING ONIORMALFAGS
GET THE FUCK OFF MY RINGS
PROPHETSFUCKINGDAMN
Haram
>>122554824
>4 tied with 1
>odst has 0 votes
>tfw beat Fallout 4
Now at last I can do other stuff again.
>>122533589
You're implying that ISHIT would still be around in the year 2500? No.
>>122531114
Nice post.
>>122554824
>voting for reach
fuck you
>>122552426
You don't even fucking need to zoom in with it to get insta invis. It has commando pro tier lunges too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmjcLujTDhk
How did they get the cinematics looking this nice?
For a 2008(?) game, I actually really like how they look.
FUCK.
PLEASE GOD LET HALO WARS 2 BE GOOD.
LET ME RECOVER THE RED TEAM.
>>122554824
>the most recent and most played are leading
Wow im so surprised
>>122558582
Outsourced to Studio Blur, quite possibly the most expensive looking independant CGI contractors in the industry. They also did Halo 2 Anniversary cinematics which are the best Halo cutscenes to date.
Anybody else finding it depressing to think of how utterly 343i fucked up Warzone?
>>122558784
Yeah I forgot about Blur.
Their work that I've seen is absolutely exemplary.
CA are a very experience RTS maker, I've enjoyed everything they've done from Rome 1 to Shogun 2, so I'm cautiously optimistic.
Despite recent colossal blunders, I'm confident that the giant pile of money M$ threw at them will be enough to inspire a genuine effort.This is UNSC Frigate Rome Has Conquered.
>>122558835
Im depressed its the only unranked and big team gametype right now
>>122559614
And nothing at all to do with the shitty map design, terrible spawns, the ease at which an enemy team can be steamrolled?
>>122559801
I wasnt going into the problems with warzone itself, obviously
WHERE IS MY BIG TEAM
>>122559801
If the points in warzone was only rewarded for pvp kills and not for killing NPC's also, the regular warzone would be more enjoyable.
If they had made it like the MOBA's like LOL and DOTA 2 where the jungle creeps/NPC's give you exp for the whole team and buffs(if you last hit it) the whole mode would be more enjoyable instead of this rage we all feel when the opposing team can just last hit it and get the 150 VP's like it is now.
In MOBA's you don't win because your team kills the boss on the map, but they give you an advantage to help you win but not guarantee it.
>>122552426
I thought the legendary weapons weren't better?
So it's just pay 2 win?
>>122561334
Are you the same idiot who was asking about the quality of items in the last thread?
Because you're still a fucking retard.
>>122561681
It was just a simple question. I guess wiki says nornfang is ohk bodyshot.
What a shit game.
>>122561856
And the odds of getting it are incredibly against you and you can't use it til the end of a match, and only in warzone.
Seriously just google and read up before making dumb posts
>>122533702
She said she was backing cookies, I just thought I'd come over
>trying to sort out open nat for bone
>find out the ports to open
>nat type: moderate you are behind a port restricted router
>>122563348
Set your Xbox ip to DMZ
>>122564130
I've done that, forwarded every single port that the guide on xbox.com says, set it to UPnP, rebooted my router a few times and tried that trick on the test MP shit too. Maybe the bone doesn't like bt home hub routers.
>>122564234
I had the same issue, turns out my comcast modem/router combo thing was doing it. Even though the router part of it was disabled I had to plug it into that and forward all of the ports through that instead. For whatever reason I can get open nat through it but not my normal router
which pleb adds me to spartan company beta
>BTB consists of 3 forge maps
JUST
>>122566041
w-why did I buy this game
Is Jun asian or white?
>>122566641
he's ajewn
>>122566353
Cuz it's good 'n fun
>>122567757
I think I'd rather play blops 3 and mcc.
>>122566041
>4 maps
FTFY
>Headlong
>Standoff
>Longbow
>Valhalla
ok, postan
lets see em goys
Word of the day: Schadenfreude
Schadenfreude is pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.
>>122569627
like sending your spider friends to bite people's moms?
>>122569902
like throwing spiders on someone's dick
>>122570052
>the necrotic venom of a brown recluse eats away your dick
jesus christ how horrifying
>>122569627
>>122569902
>>122570052
Like imagining the look on the kiddies' faces when that scorpion they paid $4 of their mommy's money for gets rekt by my Level 1 Plasma Pistol.
>>122569569
Are mcc stats on waypoint bugged out? They don't match my ingame numbers.
>>122539221
>not rtas
shit taste in ayy lmaos desu
>>122570226
>paid $4 of their mommy's money
>scorpion
>paid for scorpion
>paid for a one time use level prop
w-what?
>>122570498
I think he means he's laughing at the hiddies that splurge out on Gold packs for high-level Warzone REQs and immediately get trashed when they try to use them.
Can you really not purchase Xbox Live with credit that you add to your microsoft account?
>>122570687
ok I don't have an xbox one, I haven't played halo 4 or 5 yet, I really don't know what are you talking about... but it sounds like the most retarded thing to ever happen in any game I have ever played.
>>122570847
Yeah, basically they threw in the option to pay $4 for something that not only takes a handful of games to earn, but is 1-time only and would still take a bit of smart to use effectively.
Some people complain about it, but since it's only in Warzone, which is supposed to be a clusterfuck not-really-competitive mode, and only idiots would actually pay money for it, I just see it as a way to litter the field with weapons and vehicles the dumb kiddies thought would make them invincible.
![1447771924692[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/391sq9t.png "1447771924692[1].png")
>Madarabz
>>122571713
Thank you /v/, you can go now
>>122571465
oh man, when did the industry became so ridiculous
>>122572371
Welcome to the insidious effect of microtransactions when applied to impatient kids, anon.
Nobody wants to earn anything any more. There's no such thing as a reward for effort put into the game - if you're rich enough, why wait? Just have it now, money makes it easy to climb to the top, and for just a few dollars more, you can have some nice, shiny skins to go with that medal you paid for.
any warzone groups goin' families?
>>122573197
Got one with 3/12 currently
>still no BTB
it's not coming today is it
>someone chasing down my gungoose with a shotgun
>>122574164
>people were expecting it any other day besides Friday
Come on, they said the week of the 16th, not the 16t itself. Thats a dead giveaway.
BTB IS UPON US, THE UPDATE JUST DROPPED
>>122574423
wew lads
>>122574423
oh shit the truth for once
>>122574423
>start getting mythic items
>throw out a bunch more shit I can get in packs now
>>122574423
WHY CAN'T I DOWNLOAD IT REEEE
>>122574423
no update here.
I even restarted the fucking box.
Why is checking for updates so hard on Xbone
>>122574305
there was a tweet from one of the developers that said it would be today.
>>122574271
he ded?tell me he ded
Anyone playing Warzone?
btb
w h e r e
This is fucking bullshit, 343 needs to tell us exactly when it's coming, this whole "oh it'll be here sometime within the next seven days teehee" is retarded, what do they gain from that? Especially when this is something that should have been at launch, along with a ton of other stuff that there is still no word on.
>>122572371
On the contrary, Anon, it's a wonderful thing:
>343 introduces Pay2BPathetic
>Stupid people spend lots of money on REQs
>Stupid people have no money for food, water, healthcare, etc.
>Stupid people die
>Bad genes eliminated from human race
God bless 343
>>122578629
Obscure promises = zero accountability
>>122578629
>what do they gain from that
No set deadline.
>Especially when this is something that should have been at launch
I agree, it's pathetic. I hate how more and more devs push out broken/half baked games and then attempt to patch in functionality.
I mean how could they not have implemented BTB the whole time they had for halo 5 but then they implement it post release in a couple weeks?
I hope Forge brings glorious times to Halo 5. A long wait for late December. Customs, more maps in multiplayer and hopefully they add more gametypes and customisable options with it like Infection, Assault etc.
Should be a blast
What can they even be working on at this point.
8v8 already works in Customs, all they can really be doing right now is fucking with grenade placements and shit, probably arguing over a plasma grenade being do close to a door and fucking with the fung shai or some shit.
>>122579126
i really do hope there is something beside br starts. BR kill time is so low it feels now, DMR would only exasperate the problem blood gulch had on reach
All I wanted to do today is play BTB. I have nothing else planned. Tomorrow I have shit to do that's gonna stress me out and now I'm already thinking about it because the thing that was gonna distract me from it today ISN'T HERE.
Fuck. This is bullshit. I feel like this whole day is gonna be a waste. I'm just gonna sit here checking to see if BTB is out and it probably won't even be until Friday or something. Today was supposed to be the fun day in my week.
>>122579487
play mcc?
>>122579487
It's not our fault you wasted a whole day waiting for something that wasn't even confirmed to happen.
>>122578942
>I agree, it's pathetic. I hate how more and more devs push out broken/half baked games and then attempt to patch in functionality.
Except then everybody bitches about release dares being pushed back. Damned if you do, damned if you don't, eh?
This is why devs don't listen to the fanbase, it's all pissing and moaning.
Warzone team: Kek-tales
>>122580618
Maybe they should try harder to have realistic release dates.
I lost all respect with the mcc which was hilariously broken on release.
>>122580945
>tfw you will never be this coach
>>122579126
Could you people maybe stop using that image?
I come here to talk about Halo, not to fap, this this really gives me a hard time.
I love this sword
>>122574423
hypeeeee
what little progress I made to Security/Noble/Copperhead is now down the drain
>>122581182
>losing
lmaoing at you
>>122581138
I didn't know it's a doujin, what's the source
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZxFgRk4u9M
>>122581465
Why?
>>122581517
That's Akai Mato: Sakura, Sakura, Sakura I love you.
There's a whole little series.
Fucked up femdom and orgasm control. But somewhat heartwarming.
>>122581753
new reqs and shit soon/now/whenever
>these stories
>>122581879
Is that real tweet?
>>122581986
Totally
>>122533341
So dead because working 37hrs in 3 days and then sleeping for 11hrs...Wish I had time to not be only SR25 and still on the bronze grind and haven't even played BTB.
>>122581986
yes
Micspamming stopped being funny lads
>active camo on
>ran over by a teammate
I NEVER GET THE BOOT OPTION
FUCK THIS GAME
>>122536502
>SWAT respawn from 1 to 3
Guess I'll not play Arena at all, since SWAT was the only thing fun for me and with 3 seconds respawn, the match will be over before I respawned
>removing friendly fire
So...why? What?
Why break the game even further?
Even Black Ops 3 was able to launch with over a dozen MP playlists, TWO full campaigns, a zombies mode, theater, and bots. Fucking Call Of Duty is a more complete game this year than Halo 5.
>>122582924
But has it fancy microtransactions, free maps and SPARTAN BUTTS?!
:^)
>>122531627
>Otter excluded
'no'
>>122582856
stop running in the middle of the road
>>122583579
That's like asking you to stop being a faggot.
Until the 17th or so I'm looking for your best and funniest Halo 5 clips.
You can find links to your clips here:
http://xboxdvr.com/
Either reply directly to this post with a link to your clip or send an email with the link of the clip to: [email protected]
I'll be reposting this 2 or 3 times per thread so nobody misses the chance to know about it over the next 2 days
Here is the previous community'tage video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh3KQb9dU4c
For good clips, I'm mainly interested in Arena, anything like getting triple on a warthog with a tank or splaser, getting a big multi-kill with an easy weapon in Warzone, or camping a doorway in warzone and getting a multi-kill, may not make it through. If the clip is legitimately impressive, it's going to make it, but I'm much more interested in 4v4 clips in a competitive environment.
As for funny stuff, just know that I may not let many of those through either, don't be disappointed if your meme clip or slightly funny clip didn't make it in.
The above rules for clips are subject to change based on how many clips I get and how long the song I choose is, send me your anything and everything, you never know.
>>122584091
ty for keeping the threads updated
where is muh btb???
>>122564234
try putting your xbox one power-saving mode if you haven't yet, mine didn't go open unless I had power saving on.
>>122584091
>this faggot is still spamming this
top kek
>>122581182
>playing babyzone
Game releases like these make me want to start my own game company that releases quality shit on time with everything working. Just to shame the industry, yknow.
But I'm far too busyand lazy
I would just play arena so I dont have to deal with useless teams on Warzone but it gives way better req points
>all these helmets that could be pretty good if 343 didn't slap huge fucking bumps onto their foreheads
What the fuck is 343 doing
Daily reminder to buy snus
>>122585981
i dunno, man
>>122585981
far left one I alternate with some times, that one is good
>>122586035
Okay, Mr. Spider.
>>122585981
We heard you liked helmets bro, so we put some helmet on your helmet so your helmets helmet better
>>122585981
>15 seconds in photoshoop later
Did I do something wrong, or did everyone decide to stop playing the moment I got on?
Really tempted to buy some packs with real life money. Someone please talk some sense into me.
IS BTB OUT?!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>122587624
sounds like a wonderful idea, go- i mean guy!
Nornfang in next pack goy, it's ONLY 2.39
how are the BTB maps playing?
I feel like I only have a handful of you on my friends list
>>122587789
>>122587903
lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFMOC8cak0k
>>122588070
nice shop
>Some of you may have seen a msg for an H5 update due to launch prep. We’ll give a heads-up when we've got an exact release time this week!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
If I'm a cute girl can I get people to buy me packs?
>>122588448
Nope.
But if you send me a pic of your dick I will buy you the Warzone REQ pack bundle
>>122588737
is this offer open to others?
>>122588818
yes
>>122588448
>>122588870
h-how can I trust you?
>>122581879
Weeaboo is to Japan
what Kojima is to Western/American Culture
>>122589006
Don't nips dislike weebs generally?
I like kojima he is pretty cool guy.
>>122565782
Paul Dainton can do that he runs both of them.
