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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
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Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
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>STATISTICS
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Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
Previous Thread: >>122503726
who cares fuck this game
http://cloud9.gg/news/ritsu-dota2
>DESIGNATED
first for taeyeon
Rest in peace, Shitsu.
who cares fuck this game
NO AXE COMIC
NO IMMORTAL
NO DESERT TERRAIN
NO HERO IN A YEAR
SHITTY CLIENT
DEAD CUSTOM GAME SCENE
DEAD
GAME
I'm a raging autist who literally can't ignore it when assholes bitch and flame in games, and got into low priority by responding and being baited hard. How do I get back out?
Ritsu was a faggot who got what he deserved
NA dota is a joke and always will be as long as you care more about circlejerking in skype chats and trying to drag others down instead of getting good
Just a reminder that EG will never lose.
Reminder that peruvians are literally better than the rest of NA dota (with the exception of EG)
Reminder that people complaining about peruvians in their pubs are just american kids who need to blame their loss on someone else because they're whiny passive aggressive bitches and will never get good.
This is all Beesa's fucking fault bringing up shit that happened years ago. He's such a faggot nigger snitch god I fucking hate Beesa so fucking much.
fucking cosplayers
>>122529589
dota will always be a joke when racists and witch-hunting redditors try to drag talented players down for being brown
who cares fuck this game
>>122529589
ok you're right though
>>122529714
Miligan Vick is literally Dota 2 fap material
Also Drow Ranger x Windranger best ship in Dota 2
just a friendly reminder w33 has blown everyone the fuck out
>cheats in literal who tournament
>flamed by reddit
>they give him thousands of views on his stream so they can spam their ebin w33fresh meme
>now he's in their favorite team
>blew EE the fuck out on twitter
>now he carries EE, even after EE went on an autistic rant about him
>>122529573
b urself
The beach is now 1 shit cleaner, friends.
Adelaide?
>>122529719
go to bed ritsu it's late in germany unless they put you on a plane already LOL
RITSU BTFO
Aui just said on stream that ritsu wasn't kicked for the scrims drama, but over the beesa stalking.
>"That was some psychopathic shit"
if i play 8 matches a day win or lose without anger and just hard work
can i improve?
>1437 and singsing are lovers
>ritsu's spot is open
guys...
BEESA WAS RIGHT
>>122529912
The Beesa thing happened ~YEARS~ ago
Beesa is such a fucking faggot
>>122529573
Start lifting weights when you're infuriated, helps me.
>>122530045
that is totally relevant, because he improved so much since then and no longer pulls antisocial shit like conspire against other teams LMAO
>>122529714
My god.
>>122529942
yes, but not immediately
within weeks if not months
>>122530045
>it's okay if it happened years ago
Imagine if someone stalks your sister
I will beat him up personally
>Peru will get last place
-/d2g/
>>122530006
Aui the TI winner and self-made millionaire
>Ritsu kicked
does that mean EE is our designated anime guy again?
>>122530045
And actively trying to sabotage your competition in a sport is the mark of a well adjusted individual.
I unironically browse reddit.
>>122530204
NA get last place so its pretty close
>>122530236
Bill Belichick and Tom Brady have been doing it for years and nobody seems to give a shit.
>>122529942
1. learn to not get angry if you lose
2. play chill modes (ie all random) where no one gets mad, flames or feeds.... my last 30 or so games were all random and didn't find even one single idiot
dota can be delightful, I had more fun than ever since I switched to all random
and you still learn and improve
>>122530217
Do you call lottery winners self made millionaires?
he just got carried by EG due to there being an open spot
>>122530315
Love this meme
>>122530236
If you ain't cheatin' you ain't tryin'
>>122530315
>EG with aui
>won DAC and TI5
>EG without aui
>zero lans
ROFL
>>122530218
Why do you watch anime made for high school girls ?
I am not hostile toewards you at all for posting anime in a dota 2 general. I just want to understand you as a human being. I watch quite a fair bit of anime myself but I never managed to pick up anime made for little girls. Is it maybe a social circle thing? Do you watch anime for little girls because your friends watch anime for little girls or what's going on ?
t. genuinely curiuos
>2013+2
>still no anime hero
dotards?!
>>122530242
Is that shooped?
Wait a minute, let me get this straight.
Ritsu gets dropped because of something he did when he was even more of a kid then he is now? As in, several years ago when he was a dumbass teenager?
Because if that's the case we should be going on a manhunt kicking a hell of a lot more people in this scene out. But wait, it's ok in Ritsu's case because he's brown, eh?
>>122530428
>honeypot lans
>relevant
Guys, now that Streetshitsu is gone... what if...
C9.Beesa
>>122530242
here's a pro tip
literally everyone in this thread unironically browses reddit. ever notice how half the posts on reddit are about how fucking dumb redditors are? same shit here. we're all part of the same repugnant biomass, trying to raise ourselves above others by acting like internet tough guys. as if being on /vg/ of all fucking boards is some kind of achievement. ROFL
>>122530475
look a libkek
>>122530498
Nah the entire team is shit
C9 should just pick up MFF
>>122530308
>hated by everyone not living in new england
>the only team (or players) who gets in trouble for that shady shit
great comparison sir
what hero plays every role?
>>122530507
>literally everyone in this thread unironically browses reddit.
Stop projecting
>>122530475
this is totally relevant, because he improved so much since then and no longer pulls antisocial shit like conspire against other teams LMAO
>>122530621
Windrunner
>>122530621
Mirana.
>>122530475
#prayforRitsu
>>122530672
If I go to the inevitable reddit thread about Ritsu being fired will I see single word allcaps spam about streets or not.
>>122530564
>pick MFF
>move them to usa
>suddenly top2 NA
ayyy
>>122530689
Holy shit, somebody has copypasted what I said. I'm honored.
>sing finished fallout 4 already
What the fuck? Isn't it a 200+ hour game?
>>122530808
Nah you can skip tons of shit
>>122530808
Not if you bulldoze it like a fucking retard that doesn't care. you can probably get it done in 20 hours or less.
>>122530672
Is it SFW o'clock already?
>>122530778
yeah its a meme now
but thats what rational minds should think of in the first place
Can someone please explain the "honeypot LAN" meme?
Aui seems like a decent memer. His name is "superior highlander genes" right now.
>>122530507
i browse reddit ironicaly
stop projecting your insecurities
>pick Ricky cause everyone says it's free MMR
>it actually is free MMR
>until you're playing a game against three cores while you have 2 tanks and 2 semi carries at best
It's just, amazing. In any higher skill level we would have been able to abuse their greedy lineup and push early. And I did my best to roam for kills, and my team even ganked the shit out of bot, but ultimately we couldn't stay coordinated for a push and had to deal with a fed Jugg, Troll and Phantom Assassin and lost horribly with what should have been an easy win. I can't wait until I'm good enough to get to an MMR where my understanding of the game is actually relevant rather than this hellhole where anything werks because Storm Spirit tries to 1v3 three people with stuns with a 1k bounty on his head.
>>122529573
stay in low prio so we dont have to play with you
>>122531073
I would watch his stream if he could stop saying "meme" every other word.
>>122531073
I'd fuck him, but he'd probably just call it a steamy memeing or something.
May I Ask What's Happening In This Thread?
I don't blame c9 for kicking Ritsu but I like how they think they're gonna be relevant without him.
Should've just disbanded and got it over with.
>>122531073
he's literally just spouting d2g memes that were reposted on reddit
yo who's that black girl with the boobs, post more of her
>>122530762
I wouldnt know, I dont go to reddit
Does anyone stream Dota 2 in ENGLISH?
>tfw literally Adelaide
I never wanted to be a meme, friends
>>122530729
>moon bitch
Every role except carrying.
>>122531528
Our guy godz the golem is streaming
>>122531528
hey cutie you ran out of milk? no problem here I have a little special milk just for you
>>122531637
it's a drawing Senpai
>>122529714
Source?
>>122531128
just keep playing, you'll get there. also don't play riki it teachces you nothing
>>122529714
Based we need more of this
>gee why am i losing so many games recently
>Majors started
>check profiles
>Turkey, Romania, Bosnia, Slovenia, Georgia, Russia
>check their dotabuff profiles
>all either private or sub 40% winrates
yeah nice 3.7k bracket you got there faggots.
>Reddit witch hunters end career of yet another promising player
NICE GAME, DOTURDS
>>122531937
>3.7k complaining about his games
Lol
>I'm in the shitter bracket
>I get shitters
WOAW
>>122531937
>i'm losing because of my teammates
epic
>>122532041
>hero spammer shitting on me about blogging
how epic was your last shackleshot? tell me all about it.
>>122531985
>caring about a DESIGNATED
>>122531985
>it's reddit fault you are a shit person
Do you call out reddit too when you feed in game
@ Post nr. #122532053
who are you quoting?
>>122532205
>nr. #
you had one job
>>122532109
>I am that shit team mate that causes losses
>I'm offended by your post
epic response but i see right through it :))
BASED our Ogre is going to C9
>>122532193
>its inquisitions fault whores are whores
i can do this too redditor
>>122532053
>look at 6k games
>it's full of the same shit
ditch the mmr is an objective indicator of skill meme.
>>122531985
Ritsu should have had a Grandgrant to tank the the flames like Arteezy did with the Sonyatheevil drama. Really just pleb tier career planning.
And based GrandGrant.
>they still play ranked
>not playing dota just to spite the other 9 players
holy kek
>>122532424
because 3k games are obviously a better indication of quality games
>>122532526
there's a lot of pathetic people in /vg/, but not many as pathetic as you
don't pretend everyone to be like you
So are there gonna be people in the event this time?
Imagine this scenario:
Flash, the greatest Brood War player of all time, is in his prime again and plays only DotA 2 for 3 years or so.
By the end of the three years, do you think he could micro five heroes effectively to take on a mid tier pro team 1v5?
>>122532625
who cares fuck this game
>>122532424
The difference between, say, 3 and 3.5k may not be indicative, but the difference between 3 and 6 sure as hell is.
Go watch any of the replays of actual teams smurfing into lower brackets. They get 90%+ winrate until they get closer to their true MMR.
>>122532828
>other team picks timbersaw
>timbersaw uses his spells
>brood doesn't have broodlings anymore
>>122532828
No matter how good a SC player is there's no way you can micro 5 hero and farm in all lanes effectively idiot
It's a different game retard
>>122533041
>400 APM isn't enough to do something as simple as farm
literally chuckled. you are too delusional dotard
>>122533160
400 apm is only enough for 2 heroes tbqh
is blink dagger good on queen of pain?
>>122533279
Retards don't have the need to click so much in doto.
>>122533313
if you're completely snowballing ya
>>122532868
>teams smurfing = solo MMR
simply epic
>>122533160
you would miss alot of cs family
Which one of you is this?
would you, /d2g/?
>>122533367
this'ing this
most RTS clicking is just honeypot micro
>>122533547
time isn't the only thing coming
>>122533160
show us a video of one single person doing it and I'll believe you
in reality all pro scrumpets that have tried this game failed miserably despite being all cocky in the beginning
hell select couldn't even play visage alone properly and you expect him to play multiple heroes
look at babyknight, he's playing in amateur dota leagues because no real pro dota team wants him
look at scarlett, "I'll reach 5k in a month"... fucked off in a few days out of embarrassment
weeb suicide alert ahead
>shitsu kicked
>secret going to lose to literal whos
buy helium while you can for a quick resale profit
What are some good heroes to get eblade on?
>>122533654
reminder that starcrumpet is a kshitter shibboleth
friendly remember not to ally yourself with a far worse cancer in your ebin internet crusade about video games
>>122533547
can someone tell me which part of the majors this is from? was there a interview or something? I cant seem to find it and google returns no results
>>122533843
Morphling
>>122533843
i guess if you're stomping some lower mmr game with pudge you could get an eblade
>>122533531
me, please fuck my boipussy
>>122533975
stop being helpful
that's reddit as fuck
>Shitsu going back to India to shit in the streets
>>122534123
based whitebro
>>122533963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKCMY0ncxCg
>>122533843
its fun on SF when youre stomping
>>122534261
thx m8
>>122534123
1. he's sri lankan
2. he's born in the US
3. kill urself
Such a dead thread
And dead game.....
name how ritsu is any worse than mason, TC or even fear
you cant
1. test
>>122534392
everyone is sleeping for Secret in 5 hours senpai
>witch hunting redditors and racists laugh about potentially ruining an up and coming NA player's career
Je suis Oxen
#prayforRitsu
>>122534386
sent from my wifi connected street
who /vaporwave/ here?
ITT real things that sound like a joke.
I'll start, once upon a time an australian team participated in a The International.
>>122534123
savage af boy
>>122534681
>tfw well warded
>>122534545
mason and fear are a 5 times better and actually likeable and white :)
so does /d2g/ like or not like Ritsu?
>>122534691
once upon a time a pinoy team participated in a The International too
What's the problem with Dire?
>>122534871
K-on a shit
>want both Arteezy and EE to win TI
>only one of them will be able to do it
Why can't they just be on the same team?
>>122534903
nothing, you need thousands of games to consider that kind of data reliable
and at the moment the radiant/dire balance is pretty nice
>>122534941
Faceless Magi
Earthvoid
Ogre Shaker
>>122535027
by the next TI they could perfectly be on the same team seeing how they are both the weakest link on their current teams and most probably getting the boot soon
>>122535027
Don't worry, m8, neither of them will win
>>122535192
Are you retarded? Have you seen EE play recently? He's godlike.
>>122535027
>actually being a fan of EE
I found a situation where both Vengeful Spirit and Drow are excellent picks.
Together.
>soak exp in lane
>as soon as Venge gets level 6 go full offensive
>Nether Swap + Frost Arrows = ded
It's really pretty fuckin bullshit honestly. Early game there is no way to counter it except having your own stuns. But Nether Swap has such a short cooldown. In general I think both need a bit of a rework.
If Drow gets ahead her Ice Arrows are fuckin bullllllshit. The slow is ridiculous. But if she's behind she's got jack shit going for her, because the other team has BkB for sure. She's just either completely useless or impossible to fight.
>>122535257
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z3lMuyxcyM
>>122535257
>call others retarded
>proceed to make the most retarded statement possible
>>122535435
is this bait or 1k mmr?
>>122535435
And Venge also needs a bit of a rework. Nether Swap is either useless or broken depending on if your team is winning or losing. When against a strong team at best it's a trade, you for whoever you swapped with. At worst you're jumping into a 1v4 and the guy you swapped just run back to friendly lines perfectly fine. Both heroes are pure win or lose, they have little comeback ability on their own.
>>122530621
the one true king is the only right answer
HOW CAN ANTS DO THIS SHIT BUT I CANT GET ONE FUCKING BITCH FUCKING FACE CUNT TO BUY WARDS ON TIME
>>122535435
>rework on heroes that dont even see regular picking
2kmmr confirmed
you can also try CM + venge, its equally disgusting
frostbite + magic missile + crystal nova, rinse and repeat
you also get both auras so you can bully all day
>>122535614
if you trade support venge for their core you already won, its not a 1 for 1
>>122535571
Why can't it be both?
In reality though, Drow is kinda underpowered. All the ranged carries are to an extent. I guess it's balancing but Mirana is the only ranged carry I can think of that has an escape. And she's not exactly the best ranged carry either.
>>122535848
i see ants and i want to burn them with a deodorant can flamethrower
>>122535848
buy them yourself they are 75g a piece that's nothing I've bought wards in like my last 50 games no matter what I played they give back much more than what they cost
sentries are much more expensive though, they should lower the pair to 150g, same than wards
>>122536050
is that a reference to the original Metal Gear? jesus christ and I thought I was the only old man here
>>122535848
Git gud and makeyourselfbuy them if the support won't. Having wards > not having wards in every case.
>>122535848
ants are literally mind controlled
>>122529807
I wonder if EE secretly hates him. I know they had a lot of shit going on after the cheating incident.
>>122535915
drow can use a very minor buff but other than that shes ok
she works well in specific pushing early game lineups...if you buff her any more we'll just return to TI4 era 15min gg cancer games
>Mirana is the only ranged carry I can think of that has an escape
bone fletcher, weaver and invoker has invis, windrunner has windrun, morphling has waveform
reddit is disgusting
turning on korok after he showed us all those great rampages
turning on w33 over a meaningless lobby game with friends
killing the SEA scene by ending the careers of young talents on Arrow Gaming
and now ending ritsu's career over some digital chaos and random shit that happened 2 years ago
literally killing dota with endless bitching
>>122536261
back to reddit NOW
>>122536469
>bone fletcher
careful guys, we have an oldfag here
>>122536506
That's why /d2g/ is so much greater than reddit.
>>122536539
I already have reddit in another tab though, why would I have to chose between mom and dad when I can have both?
>ritsu
KEK
>>122536680
kill yourself faggot
reported
>>122536506
Ritsu's a huge cunt though
He shouldn't have even been invited to frankfurt in the first place
>>122536771
announcing reports is against the rules noob
>>>/reddit/
WHERE THE FUK IS THE AXE IMMORTAL AND COMIC LA
>>122536552
>not knowing alternate names for every hero
>not knowing he still has that name on the lore
>being keked by valve
>>122536506
>Arrow Gaming
what happened i remember rooting for them at ti4? or 3
>>122536910
Sorry, but they changed it to a DP comic and released it at the end of last month.
>>122534681
tfw no vaporwave heroor doto personality
>>122536973
they got banned for life over match fixing
meanwhile Vega.Solo got invited directly
>>122536910
I'm glad something retarded that no one with any taste could want won, I can be endlessly happy that Valve didn't actually bother to do something now.
>>122536506
When your whole scene is match fixing, it's already fucking dead and the ban just stopped some punk from playing up a shitty facade with its corpse. At least Solo was just one dumb incident with one player, SEA dota was fucking WWE pro wrestling for a time and unquestionably nefarious.
>>122536506
as long as i dont have to see him on another pod cam i dont give a fuck what happens
>>122529520
>http://cloud9.gg/news/ritsu-dota2
ive been mia for a while what did he do
>poor brown prodigy of dota 2 gets crucified because of some overblown shit and some childish awkwardness from 3 years ago
he died for our sins
>an indian shitposter defending ritsu
yeah this thread is so dead
>>122537687
he took a shit inside the player pods during a game
>ritsu was socially awkward and just wanted friends
>reddit crucified him for this
>>122536506
>actually a defending a shady mudslime
LONDON
O
N
D
O
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>>122538054
1437 pretty much confirmed on twitter ritsu was going to get kicked before even reddit could say anything
stop being retarded and disagreeing always with reddit just for trying to fit in d2g
>>122536506
I assume you're the kind of retard that says "l0L itZ just a gAyme mAn cH1ll XD" when people call you out for being stupid
>>122537919
autistic mobababbs get what they deserve
>http://cloud9.gg/news/ritsu-dota2
HOLY SHIT, IT'S REAL
TOP KEK, SENPAIS
>tfw you carry a game and your support praises you through voice and turns out she's a girl
do you know that feel d2g?
>>122536506
>shitter with attitude problem getting btfo
>somehow this is not a good thing
ROFL
>Super good at the game
>Ugly as fuck
>Literally a sociopath
Probably around the level of most T1 cores, but with so many more drawbacks...
>>122538482
BREAKING NEWS
I guess I shouldn't expect any kind of reading comprehension from an animeshitter though
>>122538554
just because black is an ogre doesn't make him a sociopath....
Just another day in NA dota
At least it was entertaining for a while
>DC can't beat Ritsu in game so they scheme to get him kicked from his team
Some typical Sunsfan shit going on here.
>>122538706
Melbourne?
>>122538632
>Black
>Good
ROOOFL
>>122538763
>DC can't beat Ritsu
if that was true, sunsfan just had to pay the same he's paying to the current DC players and ritsu would have accepted instantly
you are overthinking it sempai
>>122538763
lmao I guess DC is top 2 NA right now
>ritsu is good
Love this meme
Can someone please remind me of the girls name?
>>122538482
>He once tried to scam Alienware by ordering a computer, then telling them that he wanted to return it but had AIDS and spilled his blood in the computer. In order to get a single (highly coveted room at the school) he acted batshit insane because he wanted to force the housing director by making it so that nobody would be able to room with him!
wew
>>122539065
gigino re
is the thread dead enough to post sheever
>>122539065
>cute pointy chin
>cosplaying dota
>rich as fuck family
can only be gigi from china
>>122539127
this story's apparently been confirmed by 2 separate people who went to his school
>>122539065
Queen of Pain
>>122539065
Akasha.
>>122539127
D-did he get the alienware
>>122538706
wow, whos the qt mate?
>>122539065
Hao
>>122536469
I don't think she needs a buff, I think she needs a rework. Most of the ranged heroes just need tweaked abilities. Outside of a few most lack any kind of playmaking abilities, and even then all the ranged carries still have sub 50% winrates except Templar Assassin and, well Zeus is technically a ranged carry I guess, and Drow who just barely etches out 51% winrate, but she's only got like, a 2% pickrate because like you said, she only works as an early pusher.
Silencer has a 51% winrate too, but I'm not sure how many people build him like a carry, he usually takes on more of a supporting role past the early game.
>>122539127
DESIGNATED
>>122539065
hao
>>122539447
Isn't she cold?
>>122539254
Nobody's discussing anime you fucking retard.
Stop posting sexy girls you fuck
How to regain my lost passion for Dota 2
>>122539806
become a russian citizen
>>122539806
Stop forcing yourself to play and enjoy it as intended: watching streamers and cheering for your favorite team
>>122539806
play all random
no flamers just plain fun even if you lose
>>122539806
Take a break. When I was a lolbabby I got burnt out a good 12-ish times over 5-6 years. Also don't play ranked, it isn't worth the stress
>>122539168
I've been studying /d2g/ qualify for about six months now and I've noticed a correlation regarding quality and sheever posting
It seems that the one or two sheever posters wait until a general is near a "dead" state before they begin to post. What is quite amazing is that you can use these sheever posts as an indicator of how dead a thread is.
>100 posts in between sheevers
Possible not our two autistic friends since it does not match up with their typical patterns
>50 posts in between sheevers
A warning point but it can also just be the two waking up and alerting each other of their presence
>25 posts in between sheevers
Thread quality is starting to dwindle down and they are starting to fish for replies or any form of attention
>5 posts in between sheevers
They're desperate and know at this point that other anons might give them (you)'s out of sheever boredom
>1 post in between sheevers
Unobserved data. I would theorize that sheever posters would eventually begin to communicate with each other.
>>122539806
Watch Love Live, obviously.
>>122539985
is that a yes then
>>122529572
who is that qt pa2t
>>122539168
you have free reign for the next 4 hours
NO AXE COMIC
NO IMMORTAL
NO DESERT TERRAIN
NO HERO IN A YEAR
SHITTY CLIENT
DEAD CUSTOM GAME SCENE
DEAD
GAME
>first time as Abbadon
How'd I do?
>>122540271
excellent
>balance someone around having an OP ult and shitty regular skills
>buff the regular skills
>>122540470
Doom general?
>>122540418
was Sheever actually a girl scout is or this some kinky cosplay for sex?
Did you shitpost good when peruanos won?
>>122540598
I think it was a costume for a sorority party or something
so yes, for sex
>>122540602
>they beat newbee
Who teh fuck cares. If its EG or Secret then ..
>>122540369
>2 vlads on both sides
>no blink lion
>aghs sky
im guessing ac was next item. Also probably should of gotten pipe for veno and sky
>>122540716
PUTANG INA MO
why do chinks like spirit breaker so much
who /mineski/ here?
>>122540871
why do slavs like spirit breaker so much?
>>122540750
>tfw I am 49 wins / 16 losses with only playing CARRY ABADDON
>tfw that equals to a 33 win to 0 ZERO loss ratio
>tfw I am the best ABADDON player in the entire gulag
>tfw none of you shitters even realize how sleeper OP the Hero is
>tfw I am the chosen by the mist
>>122540910
why do I like spirit breaker so much?
>>122540892
does the sign above the computers say No Porn?
>>122538482Source on anime?
>>122539806
Play League of Legends for two weeks
>>122540892
>tfw you will never fight alongside Guan Yu
>>122540991
Yes
>>122541058
kekkus maximus
>>122540976
If abbon is so good then why did you stop playing hin :>)
>wake up
>peru beat noobie
hahaha fuck
Is it worth watching?
>>122541526
he's a shitposter that doesn't actually play the game
stop replying desu
>we fill out our team, 2 carries, 1 support, 1 mid
>last guy picks a third carry because "you always last pick carries"
>proceeds to take my farm
>doesn't help me if I get focused
>can't last hit for shit anyways
>dies
>bot fed Slark hard, I'm clinkz so I explode if Slark looks at me
>gg thx for feeding Clinkz
>mfw they keep running and watching me die every time Slark jumps on me and dusts
I can't get out of 2k. I fully understand the game, how to play, how to pick and counterpick. I just suck mechanically. Really fucking hard. And I have to play with this idiots who don't understand how the game actually works.
Fuck me.
>>122541526
I haven't played this shit game in over 3 weeks.
There's literally no point in playing DOTA right now.
>>122541546
no it's literally mu being worse than peruian 4ks at ember spirit and costing his team the game.
>It's been four years since close beta first opened
>All the heroes STILL haven't been ported
What in the fuck
>>122541715
>suck at the game mechanically
how? the games incredibly ez
i've been playing for 5 months and im 4k
>C9 kicked the 3rd best carry player in NA
Holy shit i want someone to root for other than EG. NA dota is fucked, and Im sure as hell not rooting for peru,
>>122541762
It will be ported when after they release Half Life 3
>>122541762
Icefrog still hasn't decided how he's going to nerf zet or buff pit lord
no reason to add them until then
>>122541762
daed gaem
>>122541762
ded thred
>>122541715
just keep playing. You'll lose a bunch, but once your mechanical skills match your game knowledge you'll start climbing.
also you dont understand the game if you're 2k. I dont care how much you think you know, you aren't that good. You might be smarter than the average person at your MMR, but you'd get dumpstered if your mmr suddenly spiked
>>122541823
I forget to use items.
I misclick.
I click E when I try to click W. I forget about my cooldowns. I run out of mana. I tunnel vision a lot.
When I support I tend to win a lot more, because, again, I know what I should be doing. I know where to ward, when. I carry dust, I postpone items for more wards, I die in place of my carry so he can not lose gold. When I do something dumb I know exactly what I did wrong and I could even give a play by play.
I'm just bad at Dota. I can tell you how to be good, but it's like art to me. I know what good art is, I don't know how to make good art.
>>122542032
>click
please tell me you don't manually click spells to cast them
dead thread
dead game
dead major
my heart cannot take these type of ranked games
im going back to spamming meepo in normals
>>122542320
yeah tell me about it
>>>>122542154
Lmao, the two worst hotkey setups you can have(bar going full 100% retard) is either all hotkeya on quickast or no hotkeys on quickast.
Going full retard 101 is seeing something stupid, do the opposite of said stupid thing but pull it so far it becomes even stupider.
Smh anon
>>122541762
There's comes a stage in every pump & dump scheme, where it enters the 'dump' stage.
Dota 2 has entered this stage.
>>122542394
I mean as in you move your mouse onto the skill and clicking it to cast
>>122540750Agh's isn't actually a bad item on Skywrath once you have enough mana. You can basically double or triple the damage output from your ultimate on a single target, so if you or a teammate can stun a target for more than 2 seconds, it's a guaranteed kill on almost any hero in the game.
And seeing as how he was partied with the LC, yeah, he could just drop 2 or 3 Mystic Flares during Duel and get FREE damage for his LC, since nobody on the other team had any magic resistance abilities besides Abaddon.
Kripp is streaming and has 24k viewers.
That's about the same amount as this Majors has had per game.
How can Dotards justify this?
>>122542497
It's good if you have lockdoen and a tank target that you 100% want dead asap
>>122542712
Kripp went full sellout tho
Miss me yet, C9?
>>122542712
Major has 500k viewers average ;)
>>122543041
No it doesn't.
>>122542712
I have more fun watching in game myself.
Control the camera and all the stat displays, don't have to listen to commentary by redditors that don't play the game while still having the in game sounds
>>122542382
sheever gtfo
what if you could cast rupture on towers
would bloodseeker be viable then?
>>122543156
yes
what if you could cast sunder on trees
would terrorblade be viable then?
what if you could cast Refraction on trees?
>>122536993
how does one "act" vaporwave
what if you could hex trees?
>>122542154
No no, I press the keys, I don't use the mouse to use skills.
what if you could equip items on your tower
>>122535848
if no one buys the wards, you buy the wards. that's the rule, every game, no exceptions. no attempting to rely on your teammates because that doesn't work, ever. you never say "this is the exception, i'm sure they'll buy the wards" no you little bitch click shop and buy 2 wards
what if you could bloodlust your tower
>rushing silver edge
When will this meme build die?
>>122537753
>>>/9gag/
what if you could cast nature's guise on wards?
good night /d2g/
>>122543732
good night, creeper faggot
Play this hero if you want free mmr. Honestly any lane it doesn't fucking matter. I'm surprised I don't see more people pickin him.
damn this games dead as fucked
good job valve
>>122543732
Why do white people have to have all these gross moles and stuff all over their bodies?
>>122543845
>few hundred thousand players
>dead
You realized video game industry is dying right?
>>122543831
too hard :(
>>122543732
name 1 redeeming quality of Jorien "I know nothing about the game i play for years" van der Heijden
>be arteezy
>play like shit all games
>still win because you're in EG
Why is this allowed?
Watching rebroadcast, where the fuck is the live audience? The cold echoes of the casters just bounce around an empty hall. It's making me depressed. Wish I had the money to go there, could have been the sole attendee.
>>122544162
maybe most people have work
>ritsu kicked because fuccbois can't handle the bants
why is this allowed?
>>122544162
I dunno whats wrong with germany, even during the evening games there was barely anyone
FREE ENTRANCE
still dead
>>122543915
"why are flies less visible on top of shit than on top of white tapestry?"
>>122544162
they sit in the front row
imho they should've pick a better place to host than a fucking stadium
it makes the lack of crowd too obvious with a stadium
let's be honest only a handful of people will go unless its on a weekend
Look at the crowd at ESL frankfurt it was amazing but that is a 2 day event over the weekend
>>122544295
its not stadium shm
http://www.messefrankfurt.com/frankfurt/en/besucher/welcome.html
>>122544271
I'm not talking about niggers and shitskins, I'm talking about superior Asians.
Does anyone feel ritsu didn't deserve it?
I don't care what you do in the personal life, only your dota skills should matter
>>122544493
I feel he should have gotten a warning/yellow card or something.
>>122536469
>drow can use a very minor buff but other than that shes ok
Drow is a dog-shit hero that is dead outside of some memestrats with visage and against team comps. with 5 melee heroes and no gap closer, the fact that you can justify buying blink dagger on more than a half of the heroes in this game completely shits on her ultimate without which she is rather mediocre, she is like viper that gets useless if you get close to him and she needs a rework of her ult.
For someone who doesn't follow professional Dota in anyway, explain who Ritsu is and what he did was so horrible?
>>122544493
>>I don't care what you do in the personal life, only your dota skills should matter
Welcome to the real world
Cloud 9 will never want a player with such problem in their organization
Let's be real those fucks are big organization that trying to earn money. They are not doing a charity
>>122544493
What dota skills? They got kicked out by Alliance who played like shit
There's no results to back the claim of skills here
>>122544387
is there even bikini for girls that young
>>122544593
>she needs a rework of her ult.
How aboutaghs upgrade, ultimate is always active even with enemy heroes nearby
>>122544635
>kick your best player, now have 4 shit players who will never win anything
BRAVO
>>122544651
If you knew anything about the game, you'd know Ritsu was the only good player on C9.
>>122544493
>dota skills
Yeah like how he lost in the first round of the major
and can't qualify for Summit 4, losing to the team that he is trying to bring down so hard
LMAO
>>122544493
Except that every single faggot on the internet will just continue to point at him and meme about designated and shit like that, and it distracts from actually watching the games for the gameplay.
Players aren't supposed to be role models, but everybody still pretends that they should be. Same reason why Congress tried to impeach Clinton for getting head from an intern, nobody pays attention to all the good things that Clinton did otherwise.
>>122544785
Yeah he was the best player on C9
But it wasn't enough, he didn't bring results
Being the best on a team of shitcans that lose to alliance?
Literal trash, just no results to back up his 'skill'
>>122542886
He honestly isn't worthy of Secret, either W33 or Puppey's shot calling carries him.
>>122544701
>15 year old
>don't have bikinis
This isn't the middle ages, grampa.
>>122544701
she wants to be a big girl too
>>122544965
lol
>>122544931
A player can only be as good as his team. Look at w33 who's been on four different teams, wins nothing, then gets put with puppey and instantly wins two lans. It's sad to see ritsu's career ended just because he did some stupid teenage thing two years ago.
Ritzu was kicked on unethical past conduct alone, and C9 states that his attempts at changing himself was not enough to out-weight past wrongdoings. I'm okay with this, but why should w33 get different treatment? Surely cheating in a minor league and saying "lol who cares" is pretty bad as well. I would much rather there is some sort of even treatment, whether it's evenly forgiving or evenly punishing.
>>122544965
He literally in the top #4 carries of the world right now you mong
>>122545154
Secret is owned by a singular wealthy Turk as opposed to a company reliant on sponsorships
>>122545154
Because Secret is owned by a non-c uck who doesn't need to make money.
>there are people who think EE is a worse carry than RTZ
Dotards?
>>122545160
He makes Xbox tier mistakes nearly every game.
Nobody gets caught as much splitpushing as he does.
>>122544857
>be professional player
>do unprofessional sht
>get kicked
>>122545228
>>122545242
How is he so based?
>>122545431
>implying he's not like that russian mafia who are in this esport thing to wash his dirty illegal money
>>122545431
Kemal is cute, CUTE!
>ritsu
Sasuga worst Kei On
LESS THAN SEVEN DAYS
SEVEN
TILL VALVE HAS TO GIVE US THE PATCH NOTESyfw valve says theres a lot going on behind the scenes please wait till the end of the week
can someone post that sweden webm with the gay boys
>>122545791
>implying they will release a patch straight after the major
Enjoy your 3 weeks wait
>>122545791
Why are you assuming you get it right after this is done
They didn't specify any timeframe, just that it's after the majors.
>>122545791
>Implying we're getting new content right after the Major and not in January
>>122545791
>added new tournament tickets
>added new treasures
your welcome
>>122541715
2k trashcan here, don't give up and try to play chilled so if you had 2 loses in a row it's better to stop playing ranked for a day or at least for a half of a day as u can't be tilted since you might need to play 1vs9 every 2nd game. There are few things tho that helped me to get out of1.7khellhole to2.1kshithole that I dropped into when I was maining support and tilted. Main around 3 heroes and semi-spam them, not saying you should instapick pick clinkz against ta or wr but your skill is too low to be able to freely play different heroes with good results and in this level it seems to be more about snowballing than team coordination so you need to be able to play your hero at higher capacity than the rest of your and enemy team. Go mid, for me this is the only reliable way of boosting mmr since A-others may fuck up mid hard and I am not talking about being unless mid, I am talking about agha daedalus minute 20 wr cus invoker is le tilted, B-most of the time you can straight up outlane enemy mid at this level, I crushed 2.6k storm the other game, and snowball killing everything around. Try to lastpick, maybe I am lucky but usually I can lastpick or pick 4th, your team is not going to make any good use of the lastpick and will go void agains duo lich undying but you can at least decide which hero to pick out of your 3 mains and don't get counter-picked, you will most likely have to wait a bit and lose gold but as long as you can buy a set of tangoes and you mid item, wrath band for clinkz, don't pick and let your team know that you want to lastpick or pick 4th.
>>122545791
>didn't know Valve always go on a vacation after organizing tournaments
>>122546146
adelaide?
>>122546146
sri lanka?
>Somebody on your team starts flaming you
What do you do, /d2g/? Do you mute him? Can you handle the bantz or can't you?
>emergency patch to nerf doom
>windranger was untouched
>>122546320
I don't think I ever muted anyone, except during that one unranked game where one of my teammates sounded like he was surrounded by a bunch of peruvian children yelling like fucking apes into the microphone
>>122546082
>begins post with 2k
>expects me to read all that shit
psg PLeASe
at least you are honest
>>122543831
how?
>tfw incapable
>>122546320
be nice to teammates
Is EE legitimately autistic? And not in the 4chan insult kind of way?
>>122545893
oy m8 whos that
seed steed
pickle picker
spunk monk
peeper pincer
?
>>122546320
Depends on what he says. If he's a complete retard whose flaming me because he dived 1v5 10 minutes into the game and I and everyone else was on the other side of the map? Muted. Otherwise I rarely mute and have taken some hard flames in my time.
>>122544619
shitskin gets shat on because he thinks hes hot shit
all is well desu
>>122541715
>>122546082
Also you will need to improve your mechanical skill so you can win reliably and then your game knowledge will match to your mechanical skill, this is also kind of important for clinkz since you need to be able to execute your small medalion/orchid strafe combo from an ok position, not too close and not too far away from enemy and behind them so they will need to turn around, fast enough so you can burst down lone heroes and get the fuck out before their team reacts, with max level scele walk you outrun dust, also time your ult to be up all the time and scele walk you you can pop it again after killing enemy. Clinkz is one of my mains and I am semi successful with him, you can lane him mid, not perfect cus u might get shit on by alk wr or ta, or safe lane, he has good qualities for trench such as killing and pushing power, won many games by taking enemy rax while my team suicide 1 by 1 to the enemy, and an invis, alos searing arrows hurts a lot and helps to lasthit so you can lane decently.
Fellow clinkz players what you build on this hero of high physical damage besides usual soul ring,medalion,deso combo? What items do you buy to make clinkz a bit more tanky besides bkb? Are there better damage items than daedalus late game (besides mkb against evasion). Is orchid ok to buy at minute 30-35 after mentioned combo or hex is better most of the time (or it's just depending on situation)?
>>122546496
well he's insulted by it being used in the 4chan insult kinda way so probably.
does ARDM still disconnect half the lobby at the start and make the game safe to leave? it's weird that's a mode you can queue for that you literally can't play
>>122546610
>Normal Skill
Stopped reading there
>>122546496
>definition of the autism general
>asks if someone is autistic
f a m...
>>122544857
There's a certain level of professionalism required for working any sort of job, dota 2 pro team included. Nobody wants to associate with Ritsu because he did some borderline illegal shit to other players in the past as well as leaked info about DC scrims just to keep them from qualifying for tournaments.
The only way he could possibly stay on C9 was if he singlehandedly won them every game in ESL Frankfurt up to the grand final, and he didn't. He's a decent player, but not good enough to justify whatever shit is following him in the pro scene right now.
Either way he can probably just partner up with Mason or some other shitcan team
>>122546320
Ask him if he had a bad day
>>122546496
>does it hurt (even a little) when people call you autistic on the internet?
>It hurts a bit bcuz it makes me sad that such ppl exist. When a person used terms like kill, rape, retard, etc it never means what the term is actually suppose to mean. However when one flames someone for being autistic, it always means exactly that. In that sense it's kinda like calling someone an idiot except it's in no way funny
>>122546146
>valve literally made the majors so they have an excuse to go on vacation four times a year
it all makes sense now
Ability draft is dead isn't it? Last game I played was like a year ago.
>>122546082
I just don't feel like I belong here.
I've gotten three unwinnable games in a row.
Before you say
>no game is unwinnable!
When you have a team that's 10-34 at 25 minutes, yes, it's unwinnable. When the enemy team is stacked I don't care if you're 1k or 5k, sometimes your teammates are just too bad to carry.
Like my last game, where our Drow mid fed relentlessly to the Ember Spirit. Where our Nature Prophet tree'd us in so we couldn't escape, and where our Legion Commander avoided all fights to afk farm jungle while they pushed our tier 2s. Where the only competent guy besides myself was a Slark who just didn't get fed enough to 1v5. Partially my fault. I went Oracle and was chunking the enemy laners for too much and killing them with my E, so he was only getting assist gold and not the bounties. Mid he cleaned up, but we just couldn't carry the other three guys on our team.
I'm not mad. I don't "tilt", it's just a game. I'm just ultimately bad at it. Even though I went fucking 9/11/18 as position 5 Oracle we still lost. Even though I ganked for mid early, even though I secured so many kills.
Some team just aren't carryable. Oh well.
>>122545097
I mean he could've been forgiven if he just acknowledged that it happened and made some sort of statement that he's moved on from doing stuff but the recent shit with the DC scrims proved that he's still a pretty shitty person.
>>122546912
>me ooga
>team booga
here we go again
>>122546610
All that text and you're playing normal skill games.
>>122546426
>>122546697
A-at least I am climbing so I am improving r-r-right?send help, can't bear to be seen in normal skill
>>122546912
post dotabuff you nerd
>>122546669
it's weird ardm still even exists since valve is so fucking lazy
I don't even know why ability draft is still in rotation
>>122546967
I'm hardly doing that. I've won 1 game tonight, lost 5. Two I got shitcanned in, three I just got fucking retards in. Two times they gave up at 20 minutes and would sit in fountain for 3 minutes before getting bored and going back to feeding again.
>>122547036
Here.
>>122547231
team booga
me ooga
>>122547294
What else do you call it when your Nature Prophet uses his trees on you when you try to escape?
12 hours until viva peru beat rotk and frends
D E S I G N A T E D
where's our guy ritsu going now?
>>122547231
Just pick one mid hero and go mid until you can snowball every game and gain mmr that way
Like windrunner or something
>>122547397
Can I mid Oracle? He's really fun.
>>122546892
the problem with ability draft is that you can just play custom games with a better fucking ability draft mode
>>122547403
Maki is pure
>>122547436
no
you have two choices, windrunner and qop
spam those until you can play the game
good luck
>>122547545
I'd rather Ember Spirit mid than either of those.
>>122547581
great do that
>yfw china is suddenly the worst region in both Dota 2 and LoL
>>122547545
QoP doesn't win games in pubs
>>122547581
If you're 2k or below 5k you're probably too shit to even consider playing that hero desu
>>122547648
Anything mid wins pubs
Back in my day we didn't have MMR, I was considered to be fucking awful. Playing my 10 games now and I am 4,6k.
I don't understand how any of you can be below 3k-4k
>>122547648
I've played him before in Unranked which I've found has high skill players than when I play ranked most of the time.
He's actually real easy to use, the only problem is how often he runs out of mana early on.
>>122547687
>implying MMR calibration is accurate
>>122547687
me ooga team booga, senpai.
>>122547786
it is decently reliable though
>>122547750
Although, I do admit I don't know how I should build him? When I played him in unranked I just went full damage. I could nuke people but if I got caught out and stunned I was mince meat.
What's the preferred way to build Ember?
>>122547632
that's not NA
>>122529520
Jesus Christ C9 are fucking pussies.
They had a roster good enough to make it to the majors and they throw it away just because reddit has a little bitch fit. They're never going to achieve anything
>>122533548
>be watching irl friend playin sc2, he is in master eu
>game starts
>he begins boxselecting workers, groupassignin and changin rally point on the mineral line completly randomly
what are you doing senpai?
>im spamming the apm
mfw
I'll be in the crowd in a few days senpaitachi.
>>122548193
>having a DESIGNATED on your team
>>122548251
Calling the german fbi ur not gonna ruin this major fluff
>>122546490
it's easy senpai. Just requires some coordination. but maxing E is 360 damage every 2.5 seconds from pretty far range. His Q when maxed is a 6 second cool down AOE purge and root. His W got nerfed but is still useful. Disarms target but they can't take magic damage.
Oracle is the shit man learn to play him if you want easy mmr senpai. There is a good video if you search the hero name on
>>122548193
What if its his teammates that want him kicked
You wouldn't want a guy to stalk your sister now
>>122547895
Bottle>RoA>BF>BoT>Crystalys>Defense item>Daedalus>2nd BF/Crits/MKB
The key to being decent at Ember is to always keep an eye on your remnant duration so you can always flee from danger. That shit is your life line. If it's almost run out, or even more than half way out, throw out another one in a safe place. That way, you can rat the shit out of people. Easy wins.
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/3t4tp0/fuck_you_witchhunting_cunts_for_potentially/
>>122548291
fluff isn't acting alone this time
Why is reddit happy that ritsu was kicked? What did he do?
>>122548381
>the second best na carry
>>122548381
>Top 2 NA
>>122548416
>yfw Cirno ended up shooting Paris
>>122548381
just gotta wait a year like w33ha did after his shingles
>>122548381
>[removed[
what?
>>122548467
noone likes indians, just good old fashion racism
>>122548467
went outside the designated area.
>>122548381
>windranger
well fuck you too
>>122547209
I know there's a bunch of broken shit but you can still play it at least. ARDM you can even play if you want to deal with bugs and shit
>>122548338
Atos first? Huh, I wouldn't think to do that.
>>122548573
Ring of Aquila
Is Dota 2 dying?
>>122548381
>[deleted]
What did it say?
>>122548573
>Atos first? Huh, I wouldn't think to do that.
>>122548708
Yea but I have aegis so I am fine
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>>122548657
>>122548708
it's already dead
just like sc2
just like cs go
just like hots
just like overwatch
just like everything outside of LoL
the games industry is fucked, waayy too much market share controlled by a single game / dev
what if blademail returned damage in an aoe?
what if refresher worked with blademail?
what if blademail would autotrigger if X about of damage was taken?
what if blademail could soak up damage from allies?
what if blademail wasn't a piece of shit item?
>>122548659
That makes significantly more sense.
>tfw DC might actually be top 2 NA now that C9 is fucked
I don't like this
>>122548795
>Build it on a hero with good slows or other forms of limiting escape, but otherwise poor disables
>Coincidentally a very large amount of STR heroes
Hmm...
uuuuhhh pinoys?
explain this please?
>>122548858
>top 2 NA
Someone convert this to a number that actually matters
>>122548884
H U S K A R
Question time:
Are there any items that you like to build on a hero that are traditionally considered unorthodox?
>>122548884
/mostpowerful/
>Beesa and his reddit boys get a legit player fired because they're cry a babis.
Hat Ritsu all you want, He's one of the best NA players.
Fuck you dee two gay.
>>122548924
I just remember envy talked about playing against huskar in their scrims against vp, on good kappa
he says he fucking hates huskar
SECRET
HAVE
ALREADY
LOSTunless they pick puppey chen / ench and he wins the game for them before 10 mins again
>>122548975
DESIGNATED BRO?
>>122548912
top x NA is equal to top 10^x in the world
>posting on a dead website with aussies and finns instead of the front page of the internet
>>122548945
satanic on oracle
>>122548975
He's not even in top5
god that vega vs eg series
game 1 was so fucking frustrating, vega trying to make those moves without buybacks, fuck me they played so well up to that point. EG is seriously good at defending base and effectively using BB's tho.
Game two i am REALLY surprised eg lost this, they are on 5 comfort heroes, very surprising loss.
I haven't watch game 3 yet, someone give me a breakdown?
>I can get away with this build
>I can win with this build
>>122548712
Ritsu hadn't done anything wrong for over a year. He is one of the best carries in the world. He shit-fucked Alliance in their prime while standing in on a tier 3 team. His first team he was a carry for he played the best and got them to the Frankfurt Major after being on the team for less than 6 months.
He pulled a game off LGD. His team mates don't even dislike him and only kicked him because of the bad press.
Seriously fuck you all. It was such a joy to see someone so hated by Reddit to well. He was the literal only reason why C9 hung in so well in the games they lost.
His TA is probably equal to Sufail's. C9 is probably now as shit as DC. It's a tragedy because I really like 1437 and think he is a great captain.
To be perfectly honest, Theeban and C9 organisation should have simply issued a "FUCK REDDIT SHITSLIMES!" announcement and continued to win placements forever because they have one of the best rosters of america.
>>122548795
>blademail autotrigger, you are removing the little amount of skill it req to activate it at the right time.
>>122549091
wtf happened at 'E' ?
>>122548945
Atos on Mirana
Atos in general
>>122549091
>that fappening spike
LOL
>>122549124
USA USA USA
that about sums it up
>>122548787
Hearthstone is doing okay
>Blademail Shadow Fiend
Y/N?
>>122549280
meme
>>122549280
no. just hit them hard enough to where they die first.
>>122549280
And at long last, we return to the ORIGINAL memebuild
>>122548193
Normally I would agree, but this Diddy Kong Looking motherfucker has some serious issues.
Not only is he the epitome of assburgers, he is also a cunt. Terrible combination imo.
I hope his career never truly takes off and that his whole banana hoard gets stolen again.
>no new hero in nearly 12 months
>dotards will defend this.
>>122548945
veil on andymnage
>>122549212
hearthstone is literally worse than LoL as a game, which is quite an achievement
>>122549280
This is a BAD IDEA.
You should probably stop metaforging until you actually understand the game
>>122548975
>beesa is now reddit
Simply epic
>>122549153
Am? Venge? Bs?
2.7k shitter here
Does Zeus rek in real pubs as much as he reks in bot games? I always get like 30 kills whenever I practice him
>>122549336
There is exactly 1 and 1/4 heroes left to port
>>122549431
>1/4 heroes left to port
?
LOL GOT IP BANNED BY REDDIT!
>>122548997
or they could just ban Huskar...
>>122549465
pitlord has only 1 worthwhile ability thus 1/4 of a hero
>>122549187
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_celebrity_photo_hack
probably this
>>122549424
no ( ie depending on what items you get)
>>122549124
Outdrafted. last pick caught Vega off guard
>>122549551
>implying this wasn't a publicity stunt
>reddit got ritsu kicked for some shit he did 3 years ago
epik
Sino /minengski/ dito?
>>122548945
Atos on Doom
Euls on Centaur
>>122549631
reddit runs the entirety of dota sans secret
nothing new
>>122549576
I usually go for the following core items
bottle > arcanes > blodstone > blink > agh > octarine
sometimes with blink and agh reversed
>>122549526
PREPARE THE REDDIT WITCH HUNT SQUAD
>>122549631
reddit literally runs this place senpai
>>122549526
whats even going on with her boobplate, it's like out of proportion with her body
>>122549709
then no,your burst is too low and you get shit fucked early unless you flash farm your bloodstone
>>122549187
"Some of you guys are alright" happened.
>>122549756
her body is out of proportion with her body
>>122549764
in bot matches I usually have it at around 15 minutes. But results in real pubs will probably vary.
What build do you suggest?
>>122539806
Are you fucking joking faggot?
Consider yourself lucky, now you can go do something worthwhile with your time
>>122549526
lmao based Empire twitter guy
>>122530236
oh no
nobody tells people what happened during their scrims
neck yourself you redditor
when's videogames?
>>122549747
does he have a picture of his cat pasted on batriders bats face
>>122549829
aghs rush, maybe a veil
>>122549631
well shit he did against our d2g autist beesa
also he is a shitskin
nothing of value lost
>>122531073
then he gets kicked and posts about it on twitter before an announcement
epik meme!
>>122549526
ugh this is just disgusting wow
>>122549631
and what did you get done today /d2g/?
oh right, nothing. Again.
>tfw gonna miss Mineski shitting on Secret
Lay it down good on dirty animeneets, my Pinoy friends
>>122550030
I just fapped to adelaide
wew
>>122532318
The most overrated carry in the scene? That is one way C9 can guarantee to stay shit
>>122549696
Ahahahah
Handa kana ba sa /strongestrace/ :DD
>>122545097
>defending a pajeet
hello india
>>122549919
>neck yourself
Good lord, it's been like five years since I remember me and my friends last using this phrase. I'm getting nostalgic.
>>122544635
>> Cloud 9 will never want a player with such problem in their organization
C9 literally recruited a matchfixer in their CSGO squad
AND let him play some tournament today
>>122541724
>>122540976
hey can you add me, we're both alike except that I got kind of wins with support abbadon. My email: [email protected]im a cute girl too
Centaur Warrunner with 5 Hearts + Str Treads.
Viable?
>>122550374
by the time you can afford 5 hearts anything is viable
>>122550374
yes?
walk towards ancient
>enemies hit you
they explode
>towers hit you
towers explode
>>122550374
Why do you need treads when you can have another heart?
Free movement speed from his ult
so sad i missed this live. However got to see replay ingame and totally worth it so goooood.
>>122547436
skill to cs on 2.5s cooldown
purge DD/haste with mana intensive skill. one point wonder for killing your opponent
disarm to fuck the enemy lane
200+ heal for 100 some mana level 3
its fucking good m8
ritsu seems to be that guy everyone loves to shit on during high school
Something tells me that Secret aren't going to ban huskar
>>122549526
wow just wow
cant believe you stooped this low. unfollowed immediately
>>122550620
puppey is an AA picker
>>122550657
>aghs zeus
Why do people build this shit item on him
How do I counter Alch Acid Spray in mid?
It only has a 6 second downtime and eats through my regen.
>>122550747
Don't stand in it?
>>122550553
I like watching anime and playing dota. Touhou is my favorite anime!
>>122550572
>350 str
>ult
>anything you run over takes 1050 magic damage
>>122550747
potentially incredibly dumb idea: Sniper can outrange it and farm in peace?
>>122550776
Wow are one of those you? You're cute either way if so!
>>122550783
remember to keep HotDs in your stash and dominate the troll summoners for LMAO skellingtons horde running at 522 ms hitting for 1k each
>>122550776
I also like pitfalls that trap the lonely, depressed and socially anxious in a cocoon where they are safe from the daunting task of overcoming their problems.
>>122550773
The how do I last hit creeps if i'm not sniper, lina or the ilk?
>>122550736
It's pretty good along with a refresher orb + veil. Definitely not something you should get first though.
>>122550848
Acid spray shoves the wave towards your tower. Last hit under your tower.
Why does most pro players don't try to evade ice blast? Like they knew it was coming from the first indicator thing
Watching EG did that multiple times in Vega yesterday seems like its entirely possible to do that but most players just like whatever
>>122550848
Under your tower?
With spells?
I mean if you pick antimage mid and get rekt by alch that's kind of expected, most normal mids don't have that problem
Don't pick garbage senpai
Wait until you're near your tower
>>122549409
Venge. Its fucking ez mode
>>122549153
FREE CIRCLETS?
Someone post the AUI top 2 NA pic
>>122550832
Please no BULLY! I'm really busy with college stuff and /d2g/ is the comfiest place where I can find fellow cute girls to play with to blow off steam from studying.
I'm an anime fan and the rampant avatarfaggotry/roleplaying in this thread disgusts me. What the actual fuck? Is this some kind of ploy to rile people up against anime?
>>122551048
b-but i'm just blowing off steam in my own way anon
>>122551048
I've got something you can blow off right here *unzips pants*
>tfw realising you're the only hope you have of getting out of shit brackets
i'm a support main and yet i'm going to have to play clinkz in this shitty alchemist meta for the next 200 games because no one can land an AA ult properly. considering killing myself t b h
>>122550885
its invisible?
>>122551048
comfy THIS
*unzips pillow*
>>122551104
we have a dedicated anime mod/janitor now
So, who did you bet on? Mineski or sEEcret?
>>122551218
Neither, I don't bet.
>>122551147
NA will never ever not be shit
What causes americans to grow up as antisocial shitheads is beyond me
>>122551147
LOL
>>122550747
Go viper and make him suffer with you
>>122535435
But venge is always good.
>>122551147
It shows up on the minimap as a small red dot
>tfw pudga pants
>>122551161
Does that mean someone's enabling and promoting shit like this, or that somebody will soon come through here cleaning that shit up?
There's nothing wrong with the occasional animu image macro, but these fucks either roleplay "kawaii little girls" or slap their designated waifu onto every unrelated fucking post. What the shit?
R I T S U B T F O
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>>122551334
The former
We had literally people get banned or their posts deleted who were complaining openly about the anime spam, that was a couple of threads ago
who cares fuck this game
>>122551292
damn digging that $uicideboy$ aesthetic
>>122550747
You can also control the position of enemy creeps by attacking the Alch and pulling the creeps to a better place.
>>122551321
if it's in range of a tower/ward
>be +3.3 agility
>still not viable
How to fix
Too bad Ritsu was the only semi good player on C9, everyone else is fucking dogshit. ohwell he was stupid guess he had it coming.
>>122551435
She is, any other buff would make her overpowered, my winrate with her is around 69% and I've played around 300 matches with her
>>122551435
yooooooooooooooo dem tits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DW31upNEEg
>>122551435
can now nether swap wards
>>122551040
now that C9 is effectively dead, Aui might actually be top 2 NA
>>122551435
let's wait until VP is out before deciding on the final verdict
Here comes my own special hell. Low priority bore 4 of the most disgusting matches I've ever played; I'm not sure how Valve thinks forcing people through this garbage will help anybody reform.
>>122551048
I understand the need to manage stress and cultural dissonance. I can only hope this helps you carry out a functional and satisfying life with your fellow quote cute girls end quote.
Fuck you cloud nine, fuck you ritsu you disgusting subhuman.
There's no way VP can beat VG right
>>122551516
wait
what if venge could swap buildings?
>>122551147
The little orb from the ult is red on the minimap while flying, before and after release
>>1225514354.2
>>122551527
holy shit i had an idea
kick ritsu, get aui
>>122551459
Why do people care about the new c9 2.0 team? It's full of tier 2 NA shitters and it's not "team anime" anymore since Envy left.
>>122551592
radical dude
Holy shit Redeye is shitting on both Merlini and that fucking c.uckold maelk lmao
>>122551435
that image looks nothing like her, how about those artists actually play the game instead of animeing it up? I've seen that happen far too often.
>tfw no singsing in esport
Why live
>>122551651
everyone in NA is shit besides EG but atleast Ritsu showed potential. like DC is never going to accomplish anything with proven dogshitters like TC.
new clq video is up senpai
>>122551587
>There is no way super can throw or choke
Is that really what you want to bet your hats on?
>>122551674
pay attention to the filename bakaUsually you're right though
E
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>>122551104
>>122551161
>>122551334
iie senpai it's just me. I'll immediatetly leave because the original anon I replied didn't respond at all.
WHAT IF PERU WINS A TI?
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN?
>>122551759
Eh, you're right. I apologize, But yes my 2nd point still stands.
>>122551779
wow lmao, that's so funny just epic
epic for the win
who put tank in a mall here?
Just please don't let Tobi cast anymore, please.
>>122551793
respect the board's anonymous culture and stop putting on some kind of shtick or roleplaying that will visibly distinguish you from other posters, and we'll have no problem
Sick of reading bitching about anime because of people genuinely acting like this
>>122551750
No matter how hard super throw he won't be able to out-throw G and Illidan
Let's see if this general can go FIVE MINUTES without memes.
>>122551858
Every day of the Fall Major so far, Tobi has been getting the best /most prestigious games of the day, all on the main stream.
There are plenty of great casters out there and it should be the occasion for them to showcase their talents. Instead, we're getting the Tobi show.
who a genuine EE fan here?
>>122551674
because everyone would have downs syndrome if they used the ingame look
>>122551963
Why would we even do that senpai?we'd probably easily do it since we're dead as fuck
>>122551983
i either love him or hate him.
>>122551983
I like EE, but I'm a Flip and need to support my country.
EE will never lose
>>122551983
How do I know if I am genuine? I like him when singsing is still in the team but hate him when he pick FATA after that
>>122551983
I enjoy his honest and straightforward answers on social media and his blogs. I have some sympathy towards him for how incredibly awkward and cringeworthy he acts sometimes; he's most probably got some kind of disorder and just can't help being so utterly unaware of social norms. I think he carries himself well despite that.
I don't watch enough dota to comment on his actual skill, but he seems to be doing well under my favorite player (Puppey)'s wings.
>>122551983
I've been an EE fan since his days support days on NTH
>rtz and ee will never be on a team together again
>>122552009
hmh
jackys mom can get some blood sausage anyday if you know what i mean senpai
Who /MostPowerful/ here?
>>122552126
this desu senpai
>>122552097
Me too senpai
PUTANG INA MO
Please finish off the pinoys EE
>>122552168
Bimbo looks like Jeyo.
Why is this thread so ded
>>122551963
so its treason then?
>>122546610
skadi hotd diffu
>>122552285
everyone is still asleep except the australians
>>122552285
7 MONTHS SAME PATCH
EPOPLE LEFT
>>122552235
>EE
>Gets rekt by Flip De Dusg One Punch Man
>>122551779
ye were the same tbqhwyf
>tfw pinoy and Secret fan
W-Who do I root for
>>122552285
because it's just Europeans bored at work early in the morning, and various creepy night stalkers from other regions?
I like how redeye tries real hard to fit in the conversation, "how about the rune control waow".
>>122552285
redditors finally got bored with us and are posting here less
>>122552368
whoever wins game 1 is the person we cheer for qt manko
>>122552285
its the middle of the night in NA and early in the morning in europe.
sand king is an absolute joke of a hero
>>122552368
Pinoy. Be proud of your country.
FACT:
>>122552368
When you like both, just root for quality Dota desu.
Holy shit, Mineski are manlets
>>122551435
skywrath mage is int hero
potm is viablesemi carry
150~ games with her ama me anything
MOST POWERFUL
>>122552424
FUCK
Pinoys btfoing themselves
So damn cute
kotlguy looks more dead every lan
will he last till ti6?
>>122552473
ok but how is this qt dota?
that pinoy guy a cute !
alright ive destroyed my sleep schedule for this, it better be good
How does this hero ever win a game?
>>122552487
Yes but his spirit won't.
>>122552487
There's a good chance this autist will kill himself eventually. Apparently everyone there genuinely hates his guts.
>>122552285
usa is asleep and everybody is drunk from merely being in frankfurt
AYYYY LMAO
>>122552473
google meok bang, it should fit your tastes
>>122552368
As long as I watch dota I don't careSecret
When will the match start la.
>>122552545
source?
>>122552523
>secret destroying some monkies in 2 15min games
i mean if you are into that it will
>>122552368
>pinoy secretfag and animu neckbeard
jesus christ somebody put this creature out of its misery
Okay what the fuck did I miss - how crazy did /d2g/ get when Newbee lost to Team Peru?
>Hold event in Euro
>everyone is scared of being bombed and don't show up
NICE EVENT IDIOTS
LMFAO
God damn poppey is massive.
This is some absurd david vs goliath shit
why the fuck are they wearing backpacks
>>122552545
can't blame them, he's genuinely an massive cunt.
Flip casters said
Puppey > PPD
Is this true /d2g/
>Maelk
Why 2 mineski players wearing bags?
I just bet 5000$ on the strongest.
Did I fuck up?
SOMEONE POST A FUCKING PICTURE
HOW FUCKING TINY WAS THAT PINOY MANLET LAMO
>>122552608
To be fair, there are several sleeper agents on the TEAMS
HOLYSHIT MAELK BTFOing MANLETS LMAO
>>122546791
>"educated" person
>doesnt know the meaning of word idiot
holy shit how bad one manlet autist chink can be
holy shit puppey towers over these manlets
I hope to god mineski blows secret the fuck out but I know it wont happen
maelk really good jokes fuck you j
>>122552624
school
>>122552615
For you
how tall is puppey? like 7 feet?
is everyone just short?
>>122551435
>remove memebacks
>good plays early let you out pace OP heros
>every hero is viable if youre good at it again
>dota2 is good again
maybe one day, for now we just have to watch pro teams play
>>122552620
False in NA
True in rest of the world
>>122552624
it's going to end badly for secret one way or another
They're gonna use the backpacks to prepare the explosives for the finals
>>122552624
Because it's in the bag for Mineski.
>>122552624
Pinoys bring their bags everywhere they go because they are scared of getting robbed. It's just a habit that's hard to get rid of.
>>122552665
he's 6'8
Empty venue lads.
>>122552649
you'd have to stack half the team just to look him in the eyes
>Ravindu "Ritsu" Kodippili
His life is over, godd riddance you degenerate.
>>122552665
fucking manlets everywhere
>Puppey towering over that Pinoy cutie
L E W D
>>122552717
suicide incoming
>>122552707
I still don't get why Ferrari is holding that bag of dog food.
Why is puppey so tall
its illegal to be that tall
oh gosh puppey is so happy
>>122552665
he's over 2 meters tall
puppey pld bromance
>>122552717
>black
>is a scumbag
wow what a surprise
what are the mousepads called that secret use
what size is that? xxl?
>>122552624
hiding guns in there to shoot up the place
reminder SWNL, even against a Guan Yu equipped Mineski.
SWNL
Penalty, for what?
Is purge suffering less than usual?
R I G G E D
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LD is a pinoy fangay
Is he casting this game
>penalty
VALVE RIGGING THE GAME IN SECRET'S FAVOR
gooktax
>>122552668
kunkka will never be viable(in comp)
because muh skillmemesmeanwhile im farmin winrate with him
no manacost on return pushed him over the line
>>122552816
being smelly SEA monkeys
>>122552778
>>122552702
?
puppy is 168cm.
>>122552808
>he saved an image twice.
>>122552816
inferior genes
>>122552856
>saving a gif
>2015
>>122552842
that lina is just retarded
DAS RACIS
holyshit is this the most racist event in esports history? I get that were in germany but LMAO. yesterday with ODpixel saying all peruvians smell like shit, Maelk calling all pinoys manlet pussies and now Synderen saying mineski had to go through extra security because theyre brown ROFL.
>>122552545
>he kills himself
>reddit instantly become white knight and feel bad for him
LMAO I can already see it.
>>122552417
is that our CIA guy?
>>122552852
>168cm
No fucking way, he's at least 185
why actually is there a penalty?
>QoP firstpick
MAPOTIME
honestly puppey has already studied mineski
he's got their number
>>122552910
ROFL LOL KEK
Heres your (You)
>>122552705
>skipping school / work to go to a tournament instead of just streaming it
lmao.
>>122552926
Valve experimenting with Darwinian Handicapping.
>>122552852
ROFL MAO
EE is at least 180 and puppey is taller than him
>>122552852
>168cm
Are you retarded?
>>122552924
He's definitely over 190.
Guys who won game 1?
>>122552926HONEYPOT
>>122552940
And what's their number
Hook a brother up with some cute pinoys f a m
>>122552967
>>122552924
>>122552970
Manlets detected.
>>122552852
are you retarded f a m ?
Aghs tusk
Yay or nay
>>122552926
if players don't show up to the booth
Why don't people like kotlguy?
>>122553047
just buy a force staff
>>122553070
he doesn't play dota
Why don't people like Nahaz?
>>122553070
Hes a synth
>>122553047
>No damage
>4200 fucked up force staff that works on enemy only.
>>122553070
He knows nothing about the game, and unlike other retards like Pflax or Sheever who know to keep queit when the grown-ups are talking, he feels the need to spout his sub-2k analysis.
holy fuck absolutely based balanar
>>122553070
>>122552619
>>122553070
They don't understand his personality or sense of humor. He's a cool guy, down to earth and tries his best, he might not have much knowledge, but he does a great job at hosting.
Why don't people like siractionslacks?
>>122540241
>>122540241
>>122540241
>>122540241
NEW THREAD
>>122553131
fuck off redditguy
NEW THREAD
>>122553156
NEW THREAD
>>122553156
NEW THREAD
>>122553156
NEW THREAD
>>122553156
>>122553178
I got memed
>'Is that high?'
>>122553116
>No damage
found the 2k mmr
>misery Magnus
yeah secret fucking lost
>>122553175
easiest you of my life, remain upset.
>>122553172
>>122553172
>>122553172
new thread
>>122553047
its fantastic, people who dont like it are just shit and dont know how to utilize it.
OUR GUYS ARE DOING IT
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