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Previous Thread: >>122503726
who cares fuck this game
http://cloud9.gg/news/ritsu-dota2
>DESIGNATED
first for taeyeon
Rest in peace, Shitsu.
who cares fuck this game
NO AXE COMIC
NO IMMORTAL
NO DESERT TERRAIN
NO HERO IN A YEAR
SHITTY CLIENT
DEAD CUSTOM GAME SCENE
DEAD
GAME
I'm a raging autist who literally can't ignore it when assholes bitch and flame in games, and got into low priority by responding and being baited hard. How do I get back out?
Ritsu was a faggot who got what he deserved
NA dota is a joke and always will be as long as you care more about circlejerking in skype chats and trying to drag others down instead of getting good
Just a reminder that EG will never lose.
Reminder that peruvians are literally better than the rest of NA dota (with the exception of EG)
Reminder that people complaining about peruvians in their pubs are just american kids who need to blame their loss on someone else because they're whiny passive aggressive bitches and will never get good.
This is all Beesa's fucking fault bringing up shit that happened years ago. He's such a faggot nigger snitch god I fucking hate Beesa so fucking much.
fucking cosplayers
>>122529589
dota will always be a joke when racists and witch-hunting redditors try to drag talented players down for being brown
who cares fuck this game
>>122529589
ok you're right though
>>122529714
Miligan Vick is literally Dota 2 fap material
Also Drow Ranger x Windranger best ship in Dota 2
just a friendly reminder w33 has blown everyone the fuck out
>cheats in literal who tournament
>flamed by reddit
>they give him thousands of views on his stream so they can spam their ebin w33fresh meme
>now he's in their favorite team
>blew EE the fuck out on twitter
>now he carries EE, even after EE went on an autistic rant about him
>>122529573
b urself
The beach is now 1 shit cleaner, friends.
Adelaide?
>>122529719
go to bed ritsu it's late in germany unless they put you on a plane already LOL
RITSU BTFO
Aui just said on stream that ritsu wasn't kicked for the scrims drama, but over the beesa stalking.
>"That was some psychopathic shit"
if i play 8 matches a day win or lose without anger and just hard work
can i improve?
>1437 and singsing are lovers
>ritsu's spot is open
guys...
BEESA WAS RIGHT
>>122529912
The Beesa thing happened ~YEARS~ ago
Beesa is such a fucking faggot
>>122529573
Start lifting weights when you're infuriated, helps me.
>>122530045
that is totally relevant, because he improved so much since then and no longer pulls antisocial shit like conspire against other teams LMAO
>>122529714
My god.
>>122529942
yes, but not immediately
within weeks if not months
>>122530045
>it's okay if it happened years ago
Imagine if someone stalks your sister
I will beat him up personally
>Peru will get last place
-/d2g/
>>122530006
Aui the TI winner and self-made millionaire
>Ritsu kicked
does that mean EE is our designated anime guy again?
>>122530045
And actively trying to sabotage your competition in a sport is the mark of a well adjusted individual.
I unironically browse reddit.
>>122530204
NA get last place so its pretty close
>>122530236
Bill Belichick and Tom Brady have been doing it for years and nobody seems to give a shit.
>>122529942
1. learn to not get angry if you lose
2. play chill modes (ie all random) where no one gets mad, flames or feeds.... my last 30 or so games were all random and didn't find even one single idiot
dota can be delightful, I had more fun than ever since I switched to all random
and you still learn and improve
>>122530217
Do you call lottery winners self made millionaires?
he just got carried by EG due to there being an open spot
>>122530315
Love this meme
>>122530236
If you ain't cheatin' you ain't tryin'
>>122530315
>EG with aui
>won DAC and TI5
>EG without aui
>zero lans
ROFL
>>122530218
Why do you watch anime made for high school girls ?
I am not hostile toewards you at all for posting anime in a dota 2 general. I just want to understand you as a human being. I watch quite a fair bit of anime myself but I never managed to pick up anime made for little girls. Is it maybe a social circle thing? Do you watch anime for little girls because your friends watch anime for little girls or what's going on ?
t. genuinely curiuos
>2013+2
>still no anime hero
dotards?!
>>122530242
Is that shooped?
Wait a minute, let me get this straight.
Ritsu gets dropped because of something he did when he was even more of a kid then he is now? As in, several years ago when he was a dumbass teenager?
Because if that's the case we should be going on a manhunt kicking a hell of a lot more people in this scene out. But wait, it's ok in Ritsu's case because he's brown, eh?
>>122530428
>honeypot lans
>relevant
Guys, now that Streetshitsu is gone... what if...
C9.Beesa
>>122530242
here's a pro tip
literally everyone in this thread unironically browses reddit. ever notice how half the posts on reddit are about how fucking dumb redditors are? same shit here. we're all part of the same repugnant biomass, trying to raise ourselves above others by acting like internet tough guys. as if being on /vg/ of all fucking boards is some kind of achievement. ROFL
>>122530475
look a libkek
>>122530498
Nah the entire team is shit
C9 should just pick up MFF
>>122530308
>hated by everyone not living in new england
>the only team (or players) who gets in trouble for that shady shit
great comparison sir
what hero plays every role?
>>122530507
>literally everyone in this thread unironically browses reddit.
Stop projecting
>>122530475
this is totally relevant, because he improved so much since then and no longer pulls antisocial shit like conspire against other teams LMAO
>>122530621
Windrunner
>>122530621
Mirana.
>>122530475
#prayforRitsu
>>122530672
If I go to the inevitable reddit thread about Ritsu being fired will I see single word allcaps spam about streets or not.
>>122530564
>pick MFF
>move them to usa
>suddenly top2 NA
ayyy
>>122530689
Holy shit, somebody has copypasted what I said. I'm honored.
>sing finished fallout 4 already
What the fuck? Isn't it a 200+ hour game?
>>122530808
Nah you can skip tons of shit
>>122530808
Not if you bulldoze it like a fucking retard that doesn't care. you can probably get it done in 20 hours or less.
>>122530672
Is it SFW o'clock already?
>>122530778
yeah its a meme now
but thats what rational minds should think of in the first place
Can someone please explain the "honeypot LAN" meme?
Aui seems like a decent memer. His name is "superior highlander genes" right now.
>>122530507
i browse reddit ironicaly
stop projecting your insecurities
>pick Ricky cause everyone says it's free MMR
>it actually is free MMR
>until you're playing a game against three cores while you have 2 tanks and 2 semi carries at best
It's just, amazing. In any higher skill level we would have been able to abuse their greedy lineup and push early. And I did my best to roam for kills, and my team even ganked the shit out of bot, but ultimately we couldn't stay coordinated for a push and had to deal with a fed Jugg, Troll and Phantom Assassin and lost horribly with what should have been an easy win. I can't wait until I'm good enough to get to an MMR where my understanding of the game is actually relevant rather than this hellhole where anything werks because Storm Spirit tries to 1v3 three people with stuns with a 1k bounty on his head.
>>122529573
stay in low prio so we dont have to play with you
>>122531073
I would watch his stream if he could stop saying "meme" every other word.
>>122531193
>>122531073
I'd fuck him, but he'd probably just call it a steamy memeing or something.
May I Ask What's Happening In This Thread?
I don't blame c9 for kicking Ritsu but I like how they think they're gonna be relevant without him.
Should've just disbanded and got it over with.
>>122531073
he's literally just spouting d2g memes that were reposted on reddit
yo who's that black girl with the boobs, post more of her
>>122530762
I wouldnt know, I dont go to reddit
Does anyone stream Dota 2 in ENGLISH?
>tfw literally Adelaide
I never wanted to be a meme, friends
>>122530729
>moon bitch
Every role except carrying.
>>122531528
Our guy godz the golem is streaming
>>122531528
hey cutie you ran out of milk? no problem here I have a little special milk just for you
>>122531637
it's a drawing Senpai
>>122529714
Source?
>>122531128
just keep playing, you'll get there. also don't play riki it teachces you nothing
>>122529714
Based we need more of this
>gee why am i losing so many games recently
>Majors started
>check profiles
>Turkey, Romania, Bosnia, Slovenia, Georgia, Russia
>check their dotabuff profiles
>all either private or sub 40% winrates
yeah nice 3.7k bracket you got there faggots.
>Reddit witch hunters end career of yet another promising player
NICE GAME, DOTURDS
>>122531937
>3.7k complaining about his games
Lol
>I'm in the shitter bracket
>I get shitters
WOAW
>>122531937
>i'm losing because of my teammates
epic
>>122532041
>hero spammer shitting on me about blogging
how epic was your last shackleshot? tell me all about it.
>>122531985
>caring about a DESIGNATED
>>122531985
>it's reddit fault you are a shit person
Do you call out reddit too when you feed in game
@ Post nr. #122532053
who are you quoting?
>>122532205
>nr. #
you had one job
>>122532109
>I am that shit team mate that causes losses
>I'm offended by your post
epic response but i see right through it :))
BASED our Ogre is going to C9
>>122532193
>its inquisitions fault whores are whores
i can do this too redditor
>>122532053
>look at 6k games
>it's full of the same shit
ditch the mmr is an objective indicator of skill meme.
>>122531985
Ritsu should have had a Grandgrant to tank the the flames like Arteezy did with the Sonyatheevil drama. Really just pleb tier career planning.
And based GrandGrant.
>they still play ranked
>not playing dota just to spite the other 9 players
holy kek
>>122532424
because 3k games are obviously a better indication of quality games
>>122532526
there's a lot of pathetic people in /vg/, but not many as pathetic as you
don't pretend everyone to be like you
So are there gonna be people in the event this time?
Imagine this scenario:
Flash, the greatest Brood War player of all time, is in his prime again and plays only DotA 2 for 3 years or so.
By the end of the three years, do you think he could micro five heroes effectively to take on a mid tier pro team 1v5?
>>122532625
who cares fuck this game
>>122532424
The difference between, say, 3 and 3.5k may not be indicative, but the difference between 3 and 6 sure as hell is.
Go watch any of the replays of actual teams smurfing into lower brackets. They get 90%+ winrate until they get closer to their true MMR.
>>122532828
>other team picks timbersaw
>timbersaw uses his spells
>brood doesn't have broodlings anymore
>>122532828
No matter how good a SC player is there's no way you can micro 5 hero and farm in all lanes effectively idiot
It's a different game retard
>>122533041
>400 APM isn't enough to do something as simple as farm
literally chuckled. you are too delusional dotard
>>122533160
400 apm is only enough for 2 heroes tbqh
is blink dagger good on queen of pain?
>>122533279
Retards don't have the need to click so much in doto.
>>122533313
if you're completely snowballing ya
>>122532868
>teams smurfing = solo MMR
simply epic
>>122533160
you would miss alot of cs family
Which one of you is this?
would you, /d2g/?
>>122533367
this'ing this
most RTS clicking is just honeypot micro
>>122533547
time isn't the only thing coming
>>122533160
show us a video of one single person doing it and I'll believe you
in reality all pro scrumpets that have tried this game failed miserably despite being all cocky in the beginning
hell select couldn't even play visage alone properly and you expect him to play multiple heroes
look at babyknight, he's playing in amateur dota leagues because no real pro dota team wants him
look at scarlett, "I'll reach 5k in a month"... fucked off in a few days out of embarrassment
weeb suicide alert ahead
>shitsu kicked
>secret going to lose to literal whos
buy helium while you can for a quick resale profit
What are some good heroes to get eblade on?
>>122533654
reminder that starcrumpet is a kshitter shibboleth
friendly remember not to ally yourself with a far worse cancer in your ebin internet crusade about video games
>>122533547
can someone tell me which part of the majors this is from? was there a interview or something? I cant seem to find it and google returns no results
>>122533843
Morphling
>>122533843
i guess if you're stomping some lower mmr game with pudge you could get an eblade
>>122533531
me, please fuck my boipussy
>>122533975
stop being helpful
that's reddit as fuck
>Shitsu going back to India to shit in the streets
>>122534123
based whitebro
>>122533963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKCMY0ncxCg
>>122533843
its fun on SF when youre stomping
>>122534261
thx m8
>>122534123
1. he's sri lankan
2. he's born in the US
3. kill urself
Such a dead thread
And dead game.....
name how ritsu is any worse than mason, TC or even fear
you cant
1. test
>>122534392
everyone is sleeping for Secret in 5 hours senpai
>witch hunting redditors and racists laugh about potentially ruining an up and coming NA player's career
Je suis Oxen
#prayforRitsu
>>122534386
sent from my wifi connected street
who /vaporwave/ here?
ITT real things that sound like a joke.
I'll start, once upon a time an australian team participated in a The International.
>>122534123
savage af boy
>>122534681
>tfw well warded
>>122534545
mason and fear are a 5 times better and actually likeable and white :)
so does /d2g/ like or not like Ritsu?
>>122534691
once upon a time a pinoy team participated in a The International too
What's the problem with Dire?
>>122534871
K-on a shit
>want both Arteezy and EE to win TI
>only one of them will be able to do it
Why can't they just be on the same team?
>>122534903
nothing, you need thousands of games to consider that kind of data reliable
and at the moment the radiant/dire balance is pretty nice
>>122534941
Faceless Magi
Earthvoid
Ogre Shaker
>>122535027
by the next TI they could perfectly be on the same team seeing how they are both the weakest link on their current teams and most probably getting the boot soon
>>122535027
Don't worry, m8, neither of them will win
>>122535192
Are you retarded? Have you seen EE play recently? He's godlike.
>>122535027
>actually being a fan of EE
I found a situation where both Vengeful Spirit and Drow are excellent picks.
Together.
>soak exp in lane
>as soon as Venge gets level 6 go full offensive
>Nether Swap + Frost Arrows = ded
It's really pretty fuckin bullshit honestly. Early game there is no way to counter it except having your own stuns. But Nether Swap has such a short cooldown. In general I think both need a bit of a rework.
If Drow gets ahead her Ice Arrows are fuckin bullllllshit. The slow is ridiculous. But if she's behind she's got jack shit going for her, because the other team has BkB for sure. She's just either completely useless or impossible to fight.
>>122535257
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z3lMuyxcyM
>>122535257
>call others retarded
>proceed to make the most retarded statement possible
>>122535435
is this bait or 1k mmr?
>>122535435
And Venge also needs a bit of a rework. Nether Swap is either useless or broken depending on if your team is winning or losing. When against a strong team at best it's a trade, you for whoever you swapped with. At worst you're jumping into a 1v4 and the guy you swapped just run back to friendly lines perfectly fine. Both heroes are pure win or lose, they have little comeback ability on their own.
>>122530621
the one true king is the only right answer
HOW CAN ANTS DO THIS SHIT BUT I CANT GET ONE FUCKING BITCH FUCKING FACE CUNT TO BUY WARDS ON TIME
>>122535435
>rework on heroes that dont even see regular picking
2kmmr confirmed
you can also try CM + venge, its equally disgusting
frostbite + magic missile + crystal nova, rinse and repeat
you also get both auras so you can bully all day
>>122535614
if you trade support venge for their core you already won, its not a 1 for 1
>>122535571
Why can't it be both?
In reality though, Drow is kinda underpowered. All the ranged carries are to an extent. I guess it's balancing but Mirana is the only ranged carry I can think of that has an escape. And she's not exactly the best ranged carry either.
>>122535848
i see ants and i want to burn them with a deodorant can flamethrower
>>122535848
buy them yourself they are 75g a piece that's nothing I've bought wards in like my last 50 games no matter what I played they give back much more than what they cost
sentries are much more expensive though, they should lower the pair to 150g, same than wards
>>122536050
is that a reference to the original Metal Gear? jesus christ and I thought I was the only old man here
>>122535848
Git gud and makeyourselfbuy them if the support won't. Having wards > not having wards in every case.
>>122535848
ants are literally mind controlled
>>122529807
I wonder if EE secretly hates him. I know they had a lot of shit going on after the cheating incident.
>>122535915
drow can use a very minor buff but other than that shes ok
she works well in specific pushing early game lineups...if you buff her any more we'll just return to TI4 era 15min gg cancer games
>Mirana is the only ranged carry I can think of that has an escape
bone fletcher, weaver and invoker has invis, windrunner has windrun, morphling has waveform
reddit is disgusting
turning on korok after he showed us all those great rampages
turning on w33 over a meaningless lobby game with friends
killing the SEA scene by ending the careers of young talents on Arrow Gaming
and now ending ritsu's career over some digital chaos and random shit that happened 2 years ago
literally killing dota with endless bitching
>>122536261
back to reddit NOW
>>122536469
>bone fletcher
careful guys, we have an oldfag here
>>122536506
That's why /d2g/ is so much greater than reddit.
>>122536539
I already have reddit in another tab though, why would I have to chose between mom and dad when I can have both?
>ritsu
KEK
>>122536680
kill yourself faggot
reported
>>122536506
Ritsu's a huge cunt though
He shouldn't have even been invited to frankfurt in the first place
>>122536771
announcing reports is against the rules noob
>>>/reddit/
WHERE THE FUK IS THE AXE IMMORTAL AND COMIC LA
>>122536552
>not knowing alternate names for every hero
>not knowing he still has that name on the lore
>being keked by valve
>>122536506
>Arrow Gaming
what happened i remember rooting for them at ti4? or 3
>>122536910
Sorry, but they changed it to a DP comic and released it at the end of last month.
>>122534681
tfw no vaporwave heroor doto personality
>>122536973
they got banned for life over match fixing
meanwhile Vega.Solo got invited directly
>>122536910
I'm glad something retarded that no one with any taste could want won, I can be endlessly happy that Valve didn't actually bother to do something now.
>>122536506
When your whole scene is match fixing, it's already fucking dead and the ban just stopped some punk from playing up a shitty facade with its corpse. At least Solo was just one dumb incident with one player, SEA dota was fucking WWE pro wrestling for a time and unquestionably nefarious.
>>122536506
as long as i dont have to see him on another pod cam i dont give a fuck what happens
>>122529520
>http://cloud9.gg/news/ritsu-dota2
ive been mia for a while what did he do
>poor brown prodigy of dota 2 gets crucified because of some overblown shit and some childish awkwardness from 3 years ago
he died for our sins
>an indian shitposter defending ritsu
yeah this thread is so dead
>>122537687
he took a shit inside the player pods during a game
>ritsu was socially awkward and just wanted friends
>reddit crucified him for this
>>122536506
>actually a defending a shady mudslime
LONDON
O
N
D
O
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>>122538054
1437 pretty much confirmed on twitter ritsu was going to get kicked before even reddit could say anything
stop being retarded and disagreeing always with reddit just for trying to fit in d2g
>>122536506
I assume you're the kind of retard that says "l0L itZ just a gAyme mAn cH1ll XD" when people call you out for being stupid
>>122537919
autistic mobababbs get what they deserve
>http://cloud9.gg/news/ritsu-dota2
HOLY SHIT, IT'S REAL
TOP KEK, SENPAIS
>tfw you carry a game and your support praises you through voice and turns out she's a girl
do you know that feel d2g?
>>122536506
>shitter with attitude problem getting btfo
>somehow this is not a good thing
ROFL
>Super good at the game
>Ugly as fuck
>Literally a sociopath
Probably around the level of most T1 cores, but with so many more drawbacks...
>>122538482
BREAKING NEWS
I guess I shouldn't expect any kind of reading comprehension from an animeshitter though
>>122538554
just because black is an ogre doesn't make him a sociopath....
Just another day in NA dota
At least it was entertaining for a while
>DC can't beat Ritsu in game so they scheme to get him kicked from his team
Some typical Sunsfan shit going on here.
>>122538706
Melbourne?
>>122538632
>Black
>Good
ROOOFL
>>122538763
>DC can't beat Ritsu
if that was true, sunsfan just had to pay the same he's paying to the current DC players and ritsu would have accepted instantly
you are overthinking it sempai
>>122538763
lmao I guess DC is top 2 NA right now
>ritsu is good
Love this meme
Can someone please remind me of the girls name?
>>122538482
>He once tried to scam Alienware by ordering a computer, then telling them that he wanted to return it but had AIDS and spilled his blood in the computer. In order to get a single (highly coveted room at the school) he acted batshit insane because he wanted to force the housing director by making it so that nobody would be able to room with him!
wew
>>122539065
gigino re
is the thread dead enough to post sheever
>>122539065
>cute pointy chin
>cosplaying dota
>rich as fuck family
can only be gigi from china
>>122539127
this story's apparently been confirmed by 2 separate people who went to his school
>>122538482
>>122539065
Queen of Pain
>>122539065
Akasha.
>>122539127
D-did he get the alienware
>>122538706
wow, whos the qt mate?
>>122539065
Hao
>>122536469
I don't think she needs a buff, I think she needs a rework. Most of the ranged heroes just need tweaked abilities. Outside of a few most lack any kind of playmaking abilities, and even then all the ranged carries still have sub 50% winrates except Templar Assassin and, well Zeus is technically a ranged carry I guess, and Drow who just barely etches out 51% winrate, but she's only got like, a 2% pickrate because like you said, she only works as an early pusher.
Silencer has a 51% winrate too, but I'm not sure how many people build him like a carry, he usually takes on more of a supporting role past the early game.
>>122539127
DESIGNATED
>>122539065
hao
>>122539447
Isn't she cold?
>>122539254
Nobody's discussing anime you fucking retard.
Stop posting sexy girls you fuck
How to regain my lost passion for Dota 2
>>122539806
become a russian citizen
>>122539806
Stop forcing yourself to play and enjoy it as intended: watching streamers and cheering for your favorite team
>>122539806
play all random
no flamers just plain fun even if you lose
>>122539806
Take a break. When I was a lolbabby I got burnt out a good 12-ish times over 5-6 years. Also don't play ranked, it isn't worth the stress
>>122539168
I've been studying /d2g/ qualify for about six months now and I've noticed a correlation regarding quality and sheever posting
It seems that the one or two sheever posters wait until a general is near a "dead" state before they begin to post. What is quite amazing is that you can use these sheever posts as an indicator of how dead a thread is.
>100 posts in between sheevers
Possible not our two autistic friends since it does not match up with their typical patterns
>50 posts in between sheevers
A warning point but it can also just be the two waking up and alerting each other of their presence
>25 posts in between sheevers
Thread quality is starting to dwindle down and they are starting to fish for replies or any form of attention
>5 posts in between sheevers
They're desperate and know at this point that other anons might give them (you)'s out of sheever boredom
>1 post in between sheevers
Unobserved data. I would theorize that sheever posters would eventually begin to communicate with each other.
>>122539806
Watch Love Live, obviously.
>>122539985
is that a yes then
>>122529572
who is that qt pa2t
>>122539168
you have free reign for the next 4 hours
NO AXE COMIC
NO IMMORTAL
NO DESERT TERRAIN
NO HERO IN A YEAR
SHITTY CLIENT
DEAD CUSTOM GAME SCENE
DEAD
GAME
>first time as Abbadon
How'd I do?
>>122540271
excellent