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>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/RRENUArS
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails?id=158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: trade.tf bazaar.tf backpack.tf./classifieds tf2outpost.com
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: trade.tf backpack.tf
Scrapbanking: scrapbank.me scrapwh.com scrap.tf
Betting: saloon.tf
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
Casual 6v6: steamcommunity.com/groups/vgsixes
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W
first for medic best class
first :8 moo
aAaAaAaAa
3AM pubs are best tfh
>>122491660
you misspelled sniper
http://bazaar.tf/trade/1106681
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/520609
>>122489949
you should know who i'm talking about
>>122491682
CLONK CLONK CLONK
>>122491815
haahhaahaahahaha who
tf2g server
http://strawpoll.me/6023937
>>122491853
are you playing with me
>>122491682
this guy gets it
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/183549
>>122491896
>tf2g server
>no circlejerk no admins
it's not going to happen
>>122491932
no :8
>>122492079
why not?
>>122492154
it's a tf2g server where no circlejerking yet no admins or mods to enforce that rule
this entire general is just circlejerking and shitposts
>>122492104
they are in that :8 group
another hint: it's your tf2g crush
>>122492237
i meant there wouldn't be admin shit going on ever. don't have anything against people teaming up or shit talking in chat that way.
>>122492374
is it human
i hope its human
hi fellas :0
>>122492493
i played with tf2gs before
binds, circlejerking each other in chat and ironic humour with people in pub
it was terrible
>>122492651
then why are you still here?
>>122492629
hey
>>122492602
its aida
>>122492651
who really cares about people spamming chat with terrible binds and whatever else. at least we would be playing and having fun
>>122492651
just leave already lol
pub
>>122492817
who would've guessed
>>122492998
you should've since you're in
>>122493218
in what
sirup boy
>>122493470
tiger is me (your very cool as heck) friend!
>not bpy
X^D
>>122491896
>15 total votes
sad to see it so dead right now
might matchmaking bring players back?
>>122493470
in them
>>122493710
is it really (You)
>>122493931
its (me) tiger! its me! your (cool as heck, very cool) friend from the IRC!
>>122494075
i hate everyone
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/234042
man those add bots are really coming back
>>122494259
but aida?
https://tf2r.com/kxnf33x.htmI
>>122494528
is this you in the video
>>122494591
if you mean the video in the raffle, yes
>>122494657
no i mean in this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE6wxDqdOV0
http://tf2r.com/k3tmb3m.html
>>122494745
yes its me
>nigga cancels his trade offer as im clicking the accept trade button
im back and i drew a you pyro because i have nothing better to do
give me mercs to draw
>>122495494
its shit
>>122495494
Draw Sniper in a tree
>>122495591
i know
>>122495494
draw pyros doing 9/11
draw pyros doing me
draw me doing the poster above me
me
>>122495494
you are fucking terrible at drawing
>>122496112
i know
>>122495604
theres a reason i normally dont draw trees
>>122495494
it's okay actually
>>122496369
Thanks a lot, it's cute!
>>122496613
you dont need to sugarcoat it
i'm still a freshman art student
i got a long way to go
>>122496497
o///o
>>122496782
>in art school
Pal, you could just as easily waste a fortune on hats and look even more respectable
>>122497392
i already do waste money on hats
>>122497392
and $50k per year of hats would be a lot of hats
>>122494949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtWgUVk6cJw
>>122497474
Then drop out and buy more.
Either way you'll be a disappointment to your parents.
>>122497615
Or it could be a handful of the absolute most rare and expensive hats.
post avatars!
>>122497721
nah
im going to be amazing at anatomy by the time i graduate
i like drawing people a lot
i think i'll go into medical illustration
>>122498132
>drawing dicks for a living
Have fun being hatless and having to look at penis all day.
>>122498117
add id/26dollar
>>122498117
FFD800
>>122498315
>add id/26dollar
you are offline
>>122498308
>having to look at penis all day
this isn't too bad desu
>>122498117
>>122498117
who am i
>>122498117
>>122498308
rekt
>>122498117
>>122499001
not as good as how to leave town senpai
I am never joining a lobby again unless it is mumble required
>>122499001
do you check his new album you flamboyant faget? it's ok
>>122499058
gomen i am slacking and haven't given it a listen yet
>>122499249
im not gomen desu
>>122498308
i have no problem with that
it also means i could take nsfw commissions from girls who wanna see gay stuff and have them be anatomically correct
i'm also considering animation but that's the largest major at my school and its ridiculously competitive
When do you take out your Heavy Weapons Guy?
>>122500768
When the team has like four scouts who are being shitheads and bonk past us then try to fuck with us from behind that's when I pull out Natascha and shit on them
>>122500768
Natasha heavy on zatoichi demoknights and good scouts on koth.
I had some fun time with a 24/7 medic but it's rare
>>122500768
in highlander ugc iron
>>122500768
when the other team is being aggressive and there's no time/space for a sentry
>>122502795
but who are you
im the "?" dude
Things that are better than Demoknights
>reserve shooter pyros
>machina bodyshotters
>beggars bazooka soldiers
>dead ringer spies
>medics who only pocket one player
>engineer spam on last point
>>122502846
literal who
>>122503005
how new lols
>>122503005
surely someone with such good taste in avatar must be someone cool, eh?
cmoon just post your id :£
>>122503058
i responded to his question im a literal who
>>122503107
i'm pretty boring
if that other anon talking about possibly making a west eu pub i will see you on there.......
What are some maps where spawn camping can't happen.
So how many Nazi Dentist mains are here?
The only reason people play medic is because they're bad at the game. So yeah, I bet half this thread are medic mains.
wrong
>>122504562
you're right
medic mains aka "Kill people for me main"
aka I don't want to aim main
aka "I'm helping main"
I immediately regret this purchase.
>headshot by a sniper
>"our team doesn't have a medic no wonder I'm bad"
>a medic main is born
>>122505023
I've got a pro kit for one if you want special eyes.
>>122505023
>Specialized killstreak w+m1
Well at least you'll be seeing that sheen a lot.
>>122505023
riff raffle
does anyone wanna play starcraft with me
does anyone want me
>>122505769
try asking your better half
i'm bad at gook click
no
>>122505860
half doesn't wanna play starcraft
Terrible, just terrible.
>>122505957
other half as in your crush
>>122506080
crush me please
>>122506409
*crushes*
rate my new hat
post americans
>>122506614
mmmmmm yeaaaahhh
>>122506651
That's a pretty sweet hat.
>>122506651
i hope you unboxed that and didnt buy it
>>122506790
Is unpriced but I paid 2 unusuals worth ~80 keys
Did I get jewed?
>>122506651
>>122506893
I'm asking 80 for mine.
>>122506893
Hardcore jewed, that thing wouldn't be worth 20 keys.
>>122506651
it's terrible. it's actually fucking terrible. you got something wrong with your head if you think that effect looks cool or whatever
>>122506893
Judging by the SCM, maybe a little high but not outrageous.
>>122507197
Thats beautifull too, I liked the purple one cause it matches my aussie sheen
>>122507406
>Using SCM to gauge prices
So I guess that NnB Toque really is worth $300 isn't it?
>>122507395
This, it's a shit effect on a halloween hat, nobody in their right mind should pay more than 5 keys for it.
this is a mess
>>122507579
lol
>>122507395
i'm actually pissed off now
did you actually get that hat because you somehow think it looks good in anyway or did you get it literally just because of its worth
jesus christ
>>122507976
Thats not me lol
I got it because its basically purple flamesAnd im hoping the price will skyrocket since its a limited hat+effect so I'll rich some day
>>122508193
The hat would be 10 times better if you could have the bone mask up or down.
What are some good EU pubs? I want some quality gameplay, not retarded ass 16v16 pubs, nor cancer-filled lobbies.
did they fix sentries unable to shoot from underwater due to engine visibility problems?
fix me
>>122508621
nope
Did you know valve set their classes up in a grid?
Scout is a pure offensive class
Soldier is a defensive offense class
Pyro is a supportive offense class
Demo is an offensive defense class
Heavy is a pure defensive class
Engineer is a supportive defense class
Spy is an offensive support class
Sniper is a defensive support class
Medic is a pure supportive class
>>122509119
how do you be offensive defense
>>122506651
>not death by dance
L
O
L
>>122509525
You stand back and throw out damage instead of going for kills.
Scottish Resistance is best weapon
>>122509915
oh i've been playing demo wrong then
you guys play tf2 today?
>>122511328
nope I quit yesterday but I like the people in the general :)
>>122511385
do you like me
everyone but you
>>122509119
Wouldn't Soldier be more supportive than Pyro with the buffs he can give from back items and things like the whip?
tfw want to talk to my steam crush but dont know what to say
oh
>>122512632
talk about your plans for the future
>>122512668
they dont know/like me back
tomat
>>122512632
>>122512759
announce your feelings for them and tell them how good you are at foreplay
>>122512806
tiger you have a tf2g crush and you two are together help
>>122512583
The buffs put him in a more defensive role, since you go out and deal damage to fill them up and return to buff your team. The minicrits are great for stopping a push, the defensive buff stops snipers from picking your team off while you defend and the concheror keeps you from getting worn down.
Pyro however has a debuff (afterburn) which allows him to support the team by dealing attrition damage, the ability to reflect projectiles away from his team and the ability to stop ubers. He also has the homewrecker and neon sign which allow him to remove sappers.
r8 me unboxer?
bugs to fix
sentries not shooting from underneath water
stickies not exploding at the same time causing some of them to disappear on sticky suicide
what else
>>122503996
Most 5CP maps.
>>122512992
10/10
>>122513083
pyro
>>122512883
yes we are together her name is team fortress two
>>122513083
sniper
spy
>>122513184
>a11:58 Notymous 11/17/15(Tue)01:11:31 No.122513148 ▶
>>122512992
give me a rEAL bug you fucknut
>>122512992
9/10 will likely sell for a shitload of money gj
>>122513189
i thought it was aida
>>122513083
Players displaying all their weapons at the same time
%VOTE_ISSUE%
we got team stacked so bad holy fuck I joined this game in progress there was one guy on my team ahead of me. Soldier had pocket medic up his fucking ass. I fucking hate compfags they all had unusuals and australiums and we got btfo
>>122513812
git gud
>>122513812
>Stacking a pub
They weren't above Iron. Maybe low Steel. /tf2g/'s mid Steel with literally no comms on a joke team with no class assignments.
Git gud.
>>122509119
So if you want to stay true to this grid, there are some weapons that are broken at the core because it deviates from the role.
> Mad Milk
> Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
> Candy Cane
> Cow Mangler 5000
> Tomislav
> Dalokohs Bar
Not exactly the weapons I'd consider broken, but still amusing to think about. Tempted to try and make them more fitting for their respective roles.
>>122512043
yes of course I like everybody in the general :)
>>122514063
Valve hasn't given a fuck about the role of classes for a long time.
>>122513268
what? real bug?
>>122512992
2/10 quick sell for maybe a bud
>>122513872
>>122513983
the guy was like 215-15 or some shit I killed him and his medic twice because I'm a big dicked Direct Hit user but after that it was just me getting shit on because then the mae and mir fags joined and were up each other's ass too
>>122514275
Well even then a lot of the newer weapons like the Short Circuit still work for the role, but the application is what is broken.
EX: Mad Milk and Candy are supportive weapons for a pure offense class and Pocket Pistol brings nothing to the offensive role.
Why are Australium pro ks rocket launchers almost $200? Srs question looking for srs answers pls srs
>>122514702
Muh gold guns
M-Muh 10th prestige
M-m-muh special eyes muhfucka
>>122514561
Then play more faggot. Git gud.
Peek wisely.
Keep moving.
Flank them.
Aim your guns at their faces.
Pick Demoman.
etc.
>>122514702
When tours first came out I traded someone an Australium blutsauger for an Australium rocket launcher lmao
reminder to self
pubs are unpredictable
>>122514561
Git gud
>>122514783
I only have 500 hours when do I get good
>>122515149
yes
tf2g pub/love sesh when?
>>122515264
tfw will never have a love sesh with crush
>>122515201
>only 500
Making /tf2g/ pub server
What maps should I pool in it?
>>122515332
i know that feel but instead of a love sesh i wanna play video games with my friend crushes
>>122515460
dm_ponyville
trade_minecraft
>>122515460
de_dust2
>>122515460
badwater rainy
ctf_mach4harbl hotel
>>122515460
Sunshine_event pls pls pls or even regular sunshine idc
>>122515460
pl: goldrush, badwater, upward, borneo
a/d: gravelpit, dustbowl, steel
5cp: badlands, granary, process, coldfront
koth: viaduct or product w/e, king, harvest, lakehouse, nucleus
ctf: turbine
maps i like, pool whatever though
i've noticed when running a server, whenever there's a change to a custom map people tend to leave because they have to download it so make sure you don't have a lot of shitty custom maps
>>122515460
If you're going stock only, then the 'good' maps
Badlands (CP), Badwater, Borneo, Granary, Gullywash, Process, Snakewater, Steel, Upward, Viaduct
>>122515403
I was playing better games now tell me when do I get good. I think I did alright considering how unbalanced the teams were and the fact that I joined late and dropped his bitch ass medic 3 times and fuckboy himself 2 or 3 times
>>122515460
cp_orange_x3
>>122515460
http://tf2.gamebanana.com/maps/187672
>>122515460
HIGHTOWERRRR
>>122515460
CP_Obscure
>>122515460
dom_canalzone
>>122515460
GARBAGE DAY
>>122515460
pl_waste
>>122515460
badwater snowy dm_ponyville_d3 and harbl_hotel
maybe cyberpunk2 if you wanna mix it up
>>122516640
No the elevator breaks every other game. I mean, it wouldn't be as bad as in VSH but it's still a pain in the ass when someone just locks himself in the elevator.
STOP you idiots no one is making a tf2g server
we already had a poll and literally only 20 people voted
it's dead
it's fucking dead
>>122516884
What a shame.
tf2
tigxr
>>122516960
Why did you ruin it. I wanted to see how many more maps they would post
>>122517441
i played it for an hour today and had fun
did you play tf2 today
i was going to play terraria today but it crashed and i didnt want to play it anymore
>>122517441
you can't even say tf2 after admitting you're gonna play overwatch I can't believe you commander traitor
>>122517524
そっか
>>122517601
>tfw you got an overwatch pass just to sell it
Stupidity knows no bounds on the wallets of these fools.
>>122515460
processsssss
badlands
sunshine
product
snakewater
swiftwater
upward
well (cp)
badwater
gullywash
granary
metalworks
>>122517749
This is america and you will speak american or get the fuck out you commie
Do you taunt after killing someone with a random crit
> you will never git gud
Welp, time to uninstall.
>>122518128
rarely
especially though if it's an airshot
anyone wants a game for 5 to 15 € and give me keys in return
i have steambux but don't want to wait a week
>>122518128
no; you're not displaying any kind of skill by getting lucky.
>>122517601
>commander traitor
hahahha
>>122517529
yes i had fun playing tf2 today
>>122518174
>You will never be gud, but you can still find fun, challenging pubs sometime
I guess not being gud has it's advantages sometimes.
>>122518443
are you getting aida a pass too
>>122518443
I was just kidding heh ily you should stream tonight :)
>>122518878
maybe if i play some lobbs :)
I want a tf2g server. That's 21 people
>>122519084
a tf2g server would be empty most of the time
we're all from different parts of the world with different bed times
>>122518970
okok post link here if you do :)
i want my tf2g crush to acknowledge my existence
>>122519747
>tfw no one likes me
tc_hydro
>>122519747
But I do
>>122519843
you aren't my tf2g crush
>>122519997
oh sorry never mind then
http://backpack tf/classifieds/?steamid=76561197978508626
>game is so broken I can't tell if the game is freezing and I should run backward for cover to wait for it to stop or if I'm bumping into a spy and I should run forwards to avoid him
this is what is killing TF2, not the hats
>>122520573
one day i'll be your friend
>>122520573
one day i'll play tf2 with you
>>122520608
>Robin Walker insisting that TF2 is not a competitive game despite the amount of teamwork in pubs being very minimal and many things (sentries, pocket medics) requiring help from other classes to defeat
This is what's killing TF2
>>122520573
one day ill fuck your boipussy
>>122519747
>>122519843
>>122519997
>>122520103
>>122520740
>>122521306
whats the point of making posts like these?
>>122521665
>not wanting to fuck his boipussy
>>122521665
Half of those were mine I'm so sorry I don't mean to shitpost but it just happens
does dotsy come here anymore after picking up fallout 4?
Question time: Do you shoot friendlies?
http://strawpoll.me/6026735
>>122521969
yes im here
>>122520573
>>122521942
>>122521969
im currently playing fallout 4 so that should not be an excuse
>>122522082
woops sorry, didn't even check the link
>>122521942
Dotsy pls, we just want to make sweet love to your boy hole
>>122522309
its okay
>>122522352
um
tf2center
stay safe /tf2g/
>>122522605
Dotsy look, I brought supplies
>>122522882
no thank you
how dead is this general
why is this still alive
>>122523242
Its alive because you just posted asking a question of why its alive do us a favor and never post again and let it die
this general is alive :r
>>122523363
wilco, out
This general will live as long as someone somewhere posts a new one every time.
I like scooty booty.
feathers is online
:o
>people not knowing that if you can actually aim and have good reaction time you can deflect the scouts baseball with a pill as a demoman
>>122524027
neat
is there a video for that
>>122524027
>pill
>>122524103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIAbqYOiEco
>>122524027
>I'm so good at demoman
>posts to 4chan
>Now everyone knows I'm good a demoman
>>122524027
>people not knowing that crossbow/huntsman arrows and sandman balls can be airblasted back
>>122524027
>The single shitpost that brought tf2g back to life
You done it anon you doomed us all. I hope you are proud of yourself.
Four posts is not "life."
>>122524027
Projectiles are strange. They treat other projectiles as world interaction. You could technically deflect a baseball with another baseball.
What do you guy think of my sniper build?
>>122524103
You can do it with Jarate, madmilk, the baseball, and even other demomen's pipes. Probably still more but those are the ones I know about
today i realised you can shoot the cleaver mid air
>>122524739
Well, sort of. See >>122524584 most projectiles will just blow up, and the remainder become harmless because it counts as touching the world.
/TF2G/ which is a better training map tr_walkway or tr_aim?
>>122525430
tr_ugc
t w i.t c h . t v / granbe rries
we're going live in highlander in just a few moments
>>122525605
Link because I seem to be too retarded and cannot find it
>>122526032
Who's we? Is tiger gonna be there
im streaming super mario bros 3
twitch tv / commandertiger
>>122526384
>>122526032
Is dotsy gonna be on camera showing off that hot bod?
>>122526032
>>122526384
Idk who to watch
Is icywing streaming too?
>>122526615
>Dotsy
>a poor excuse for a trap
Sounds about right
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/b/b5/Scout_award01.wav?t=20100625223035
>>122526983
stairs don't exist in source so this isn't really possible
i don't understand, why are there so many people with lenny face binds
when did this happen
>>122526965
im not a girl nor do i want to be fuck off
>>122526991
Doesn't have tracer's cute tight tush tho
>>122527102
They don't exist for player movement purposes but for other entities (i.e. projectiles that go boom) they do.
>>122527232
then why do you act so gay
>>122527307
I've never seen a pipe interact with stairs in that fashion but i'll take your word for it
>>122527253
>dotsy will never do a tracer cosplay
>>122526032
You just keep doing 30 damage and dying.
>>122527625
Leave him alone :/
Guys I'm a mapper since forever and I've always had this idea of a map that's nearly entirely vertical. Like imagine a silo but more cramped and the sides have various paths. Either control point, payload or attack/defense. Has it been done before?
ded
>>122528756
dm_duel
>>122528756
only in counter strike
where can I find prices on unusuals ?
backpack does not have my item listed
>>122528841
Yeah imagine that but way more open, taller and complex, but the middle would be open all the way down. I think payload would be cool for the map and it would go down in a spiral fashion
>>122528854
Only tf2 now
>>122528756
>vertical PLR map
>payloads must travel from the bottom to the top on one of four long elevators
>upon reaching the top, the payload enters a doorway and emerges on the door to it's right, then it drops to the bottom again
>the objective is to drop your payload cart into the enemy's
Alternate idea: a big pit at the bottom of the mapthat teleports you to the top upon falling in
i wanna see star_ i a cute skirt and thigh highs
>>122529668
you are a faggot
>>122529832
nah i just mispelled in
what would be a decent monitor, mouse, and keyboard
like not fucking trash quality but not uber expensive
>>122529963
no, you're a faggot and a degenerate.
>>122530354
XB270HU
qpad 8k optical
whatever cheap mechanical keyboard you think you might like. look up switch type, there are videos. don't get a spaceship as a keyboard
>>122530567
post id
>>122530354
you don't need a mouse or keyboard that's over 10bux
i'm a pro dude you better listen to me
>>122530584
lol
>>122530584
wow
thanks so much faggot
>>122530584
>$700 monitor
>qpad
ohohoho hahaha heeheehee
if I had a dollar for every time my team got spy capped I'd buy the whole steam market. Fucking retards I swear
we got a round
>>122530965
Why didn't you stop it then?
>>122531093
>1080p
>80 fps
i feel for u son
>>122531093
Thanks for the stream.
>>122531093
yall got raped...
>>122530354
For mice, look up good sensors, not models
Any linear mechanical switch (cherry red or competing models)
Define uber expensive on a monitor. Considering its age, VG248QE is poverty tier and it's like $230 new.
Hey, y'all. Hope you've all had a blessed and Based Monday :)
>swerve is black
that's three people who are black and in comp i know of
tagg, zz and swerve
>>122531397
kev is black
>>122531178
well I was streaming + this computer is 4 or 5 years old, it's got a AMD 955 black edition and a AMD 6850
>>122531256
thanks for watching it
>>122531302
>mfw I encountered the enemy team
>>122531093
>naming your team after yourself
fuck off
fuck super mario bros three
>>122531891
cute puppy
>>122531976
its not mine :8
>>122531891
>>122532054
Reminds me of my sister's doggo, Rufus
>>122532517
im your sister's doggo, Rufus
>>122532708
More of a forced meme really
>>122532810
meme is a good job - sniper
Why is avatarfagging allowed? Can we report these guys? Surely the admins can do something about this cancer. This isnt even 4chan anymore, its just chatroom reddit shit
>>122533103
1. who is avatarfagging
2. shut up
>>122533103
where, please link the posts you think are avatarfagging
Welp, last match just ended, that's it for me tf2g. Im getting off the ride.
I'll see ya around
>>122533103
To be honest, it doesn't even matter
Just don't give them attention, as it encourages shitposting
dead
>>122491514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EfhAFA2yFE
>festive pan confirmed
>the crits will be uncontained
>tf2 got 3rd place Silver highlander
ok, i guess
they weren't handing out medals this season anyway
how did the rest of you guys do in your niggerlander tonight?
>>122536251
>festive pan confirmed
Source motherfucker
>>122536751
>>122536751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFTyJDjfjG0
I'm a nice guy but I show no mercy for demoknights you can all fuck off and I'll make sure to tell your retarded ass off every time I kill you. I am LMAOing @ your life
>>122537637
>I'm a nice guy
sup elliott
fix your posture by the way
>>122537713
you motherfuckers thought I was elliot yesterday and now today too. I am not elliot who is elliot
>>122537637
Hello "friend".
>>122537786
some manlet that thinks hes tough for talking shit on tf2 and lifting
you :)
>>122537713
that fit blows
>>122537859
he talks shit on weeaboo micspam servers
>>122537859
lol I'm 6'3" and I don't have curves like the woman in that pic and demoknights deserve to be shit on they are cancer
>>122537956
post your id please
>>122538032
I am an anonymous who and I would like to remain one
havent played tf2 in a couple years, get back into it over Halloween event.
Does nobody play Arena mode anymore?
All the servers I used to play on are still in my favs but are dead, it seems only valve official servers are the ones that get play and those can be hit and miss in terms of skill base for both teams.
>>122538306
Valve briefly revived arena mode and then killed it again because they are sadists that enjoy watching people suffer.
>>122538032
id/ihaveorbit
I want to name my gun after some memphis rap lyrics... but I don't want to be associated with weeaboos that like bad rap...
>>122538528
are you orbit? i want to ask you a question
>>122538723
name a gun slob on my knob
>>122538961
no, i wanted to name it after lyrics from another one of three six mafias songs
>>122539092
then do it? what's stopping you
why do you care what others think about you
should i trade for a strange grim tweeter?
>>122542925
i don't know
should you?
>>122542951
well do you think the price will go up or down?
>>122538528
>>122538906
that wasn't me but I'm here now.
how fucking dead is this thread
>>122507197
>no conch on D
what gives?
>>122544428
Using the shotgun, trying to learn pocket soli instead of running around and hoping for the best by myself.
BENROADS GOT CUT FROM ED HEAD
another tf2g bites the dust
>>122544498
>BENROADS
who
>ED HEAD
who
>>122544498
wait, I mean frankfurter sisters
>>122544545
a team projected to go to open grand finals
>Playing some old Dustbowl
>Half the team is engineers on red
>Not a single goddamn sentry to be seen
>>122544614
>open
haha who cares
>>122544498
Benroads is really good, but he was probably the worst player on the team I would guess.
>>122544690
they have like 2 ex invite players, they could play much higher fairly easily.
>>122544742
who is benroads
>>122544742
>ex invite
ahaaahahahaha
>>122544742
Yep. I think that leaves just three tf2gs set for IM or higher if you don't count bdonski and harbleu
Are there any high open or better roamers that go on tf2g?
>>122494472
butt aida
>>122544690
Weiner Bros is moving to IM next season
>>122544873
No, surprisingly just a bunch of demos with a couple scouts
>>122545004
>Weiner Bros is moving to IM next season
thanks for telling me more things i don't care about lmao
>>122544815
>>122545023
what div do you play?
>>122544498
>BENROADS GOT CUT FROM ED HEAD
He was the high open roamer right?
I seen one of his matches on stv, he was really good.
>>122545065
probably highlander
>>122544847
harbleu isn't a tf2g, he's a fighting amphibian
>Bdonski
he's posted here?
>>122545004
>No, surprisingly just a bunch of demos with a couple scouts
like who?
>>122545065
hl plat
>>122545121
bdonski played in one of our pugs once, got fat kidded, dominated, called elliott shit and then left.
He has been called tf2g ever since
>>122545245
Bdonski was around for like a month
>>122545315
I think it would be more funny if what I said was the entirety of it
>>122545245
>called elliott shit
was he wrong though?
>>122545152
lol
How do you remove the soul gargoyle medals that appear beside your name on the scoreboard
>>122545136
Me.Just kiddingI'm pretty bad.
>>122545594
rused :~)
i am hl iron heavy main
>>122545614
I don't know.
>>122545702
who are you
i'm me
>>122545910
Just your average demo main who can't even pull off a proper pubstomp cause more doms than deaths is 2hard.
>>122546123
gran?? :^)
>>122546189
oh that homo
>>122546189
No idea who that is, sorry.
http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/27440318#latest
tfw puggin with my boys
>>122546315
how newr u?
>>122546531
that looks like shit
>>122546607
just like your face ;^*
>>122546595
I don't really pay attention to "who" anyone here is.
Except for shuckle, 26dollar, and human because we can't go a thread without them being mentioned 7 times.
>>122546562
none of those people are you.
you are just in the same mumble. probably the pug.me one
>>122546836
you got me
>>122491514
i love art like this
>>122544656
They were all clustered in one spot before a Demoman walked in.
you're all low- shitties lol
>>122548851
im actually mid silver......
HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY TEAM OF PUBBIES JUST BEAT A WHOLE TEAM OF DEMOMEN SPAMMING FUCKING EVERYWHERE ON GORGE
IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME, WE BEAT THEM AT THE LAST FEW SECONDS
AND I GOT MVP AS SCOUT FUCK YES
HOLY FUCK
POST
2HU
>>122552182
Well no shit you got mvp as scout if the whole other team was Demomen. not exactly something to be proud of.
>>122512992
dece. probably an easier sale than my first nice unbox
why the f would anyone reset their stats. dumb seeing someone with 2k hours and only 40 on their top class
>>122528756
I know of one guy with a very similar concept, it was a mining map on TF2maps.net called chasm or descent or something like that.
What do you think of the Air Strike?
I joined steam in 2013 but didn't start playing tf2 until September 2015 I wish I had played since the beginning because I am just now getting into a dying game
>>122554065
>why the f would anyone reset their stats. dumb seeing someone with 2k hours and only 40 on their top class
I've done it multiple times and I regret it
>tfw raping open players
I can't do any jump maps
Anyone know the map in the beginning of this star_ video? im noob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAmRx9WoDiY
Raffle?
>>122556046
Looks like cp_croissant
>>122556046
he says it in the fucking video iirc
Yesterday was my birthday and a guy gifted me some items
>>122556605
did you add birthday in your name so that it would happen
>>122556662
Lol no he just asked how I was doing and I said good because it is my birthday
>>122556771
i wish i had friends who talk to me
>>122556902
I have two I play with sometimes but I'm embarrassed to play with them often because they are better than me
>>122556902
stfu human
anyone selling a killstreak pistol or a killstreak boston basher
26dollar once sent me a boston basher he unboxed and said it reminded him of me
>>122554409
i started playing in 2011 but didn't get serious until this year (or become p2p until 2012) and now i have less than 400 hours when I coukd easily have over 1k
Have around 60 dollars, want to get a nice Scout hat.
What do?
>>122554409
I hate this dead game meme
>>122559779
do you hate me
>>122555970
Start with beef. It's simple enough to complete.
If you can't finish beef, what do you have trouble with?
>>122559830
I don't ever not hate you
>>122559721
I want to buy a cloud 9 war pig
every pub server i join feels more like deathmatch than cp/pl/ctf/whatever the objective is
isn't the whole point of tf2 not to kill as many members of the other team (except for arena mode) but rather to kill the other team strategically to achieve the objective (or stop them from achieving theirs)?
like even the lore of the game is based on turf wars and land grabs
>>122560126
/tf2g/, useful as usual.
How you feel about the air strike, /vg/
>>122560331
Yes, play hl or 6s rather than pubs
>>122560724
>hl
W E W L A D
hello antmeat where did you go
who is 26dollar
>>122560851
>6s
8^)
Guys, i'm leaving my old HL team for a new one and I don't know how to break the news to them, any tips?
>>122561675
It's in between seasons, literally just be honest with them and you won't get any drama.Also tell them about me because I need a team.
>>122561675
Why are you leaving
>>122561745
What class you play?
>>122561268
http://steamcommunity.com/id/26dollar
he's my 彼氏 whom i 好き very much!
>>122561830
Because our Soldier is from Argentina, (NA Team) Out scout, engie, spy, and heavy are never on, we don't have a pyro or demo and isn't trying to look for one.
>>122561834
Never mind i'm too shy :x
How to make terrorist sniper?
>>122561885
now i know
thanks
>>122561997
Desert Marauder, Villain's Veil with Skull, and Criminal Cloak.
Ohayou, /tf2g/! I hope you have a good day today. Let's all do our best, and remember not to interact with traders!
>>122561909
>>122561675
Open steam chat with team leader
Say: I'm leaving the team
Team leader: Ok, team was shit anyways
what are some good beginner jump maps
Anyone up for some 6s? I call dibs on Pyro
>>122563670
b e e f
>>122563670
The classic first jump map is jump_beef.
The new one is 4starters, but I don't like it.
>>122563709
Dumb unfunny posts this early in the morning should earn a downvote!
>>122563780
>>122563826
not that im good enough
but where after beef
>>122563826
That was a serious post.
>>122560724
i have less than 500 hours
i'm not good enough for hl or 6s
>>122563986
Try 4starters, even though it goes past the practical applications of jumping, it does take up a lot of time which gives you "practice" jumping.
>>122564196
Are you me what class do you play
>>122564304
i used to play a lot of pyro (stock/rainblower, shotgun, homewrecker or neon annihilator depending on map) because while it gets hate it honestly is a versatile class (can act as attack, defense, or even support)
but i got tired of being yelled at for m1 + w bullshit so i play a lot of soldier now
I can't sticky jump.
>>122566184
ok why are u telling us
>play mvm
>scout hogs all the money
I dunno. I guess I just wanted a (You).
>>122566184
What's so hard about this?
>>122566284
hey guys I put a lot of thought and time into that post, yet it has no replies. Could anyone give me a rating on a scale of 1-10 on how funny you thought it was?
0 being Seth Rogen stand up funny, 10 being sides orbiting the entire solar system and back
>>122566284
Scouts steal shit because they're rats from Boston, don't be so surprised.
>>122553562
nao, lucas
>>122566469
Well, there's a couple problems here. First of all, your posts is almost a carbon copy of another joke post that has been done before. I'm not trying to imply that you've been stealing, but you can understand that people may not laugh at a joke they have heard before. Secondly, you may not be getting replies because the general is rather slow right now, so there may not be enough people to read that post.
I'll give it a 2/10.
Happy painting and god bless.
>>122566767
fuck of
>>122566284
that's their job you idiot
>>122566872
I'm sorry, I thought you wanted some valid criticism. Please don't be mad.
>>122566990
fuCK O
>>122567019
rapid degeneration
>>122567019
unfunny
>>122567225
>>122567170
>>122567019
>>122566990
>>122566872
>>122566918
>>122566767
>>122566761
>>122566512
>>122566469
jokes on you none of these are me
>>122500768
Abundance of pyros, scouts
pottis!111111
>>122568623
0_0
Danke Valve.
>>122569364
those are worth like 10 cents now. back to 8gag with you
>>122566469
post more thread culture
>>122569364
Raffle
whats the proper loadout for mafia heavy
sec shades + capo + what else
>>122569906
I use the Siberian Sophisticate.
they didnt even fucking rename it
>>122569427$20 desu senpai
>play payload
>first map has no sniper, so I go sniper, get hit by an arrow and call to the medic
>he comes and just starts swinging his ubersaw
>does nothing but swing his saw
>I die
>join another map
>go engi to get a tele up since they are halfway to the checkpoint
>get headshot by amby spy
>on killcam I see a heavy/medic coming to spawn
>go to another map
>join red
>being spawn camped with no communication or teamwork from red
This past few weeks the game just hasn't been at all fun to play, either no communication or just shit.
Then again pubs might be my issue.
>>122570820
Your issue is literally pubs.
>>122570820
>play pubs
>stomp regardless of shit team
I don't wanna play pubs, but I don't wanna play lobbies either because they're utter shit (need to wait so much to play, and there is always some quitter and people just trashtalk a lot in mic)
So I guess the next best option is PUGs. What is a good PUG for a shitter that isn't even steel because have never played with a team, and has max 30 lobbies? (Europe)
>Play pubs
>Get stomped because team doesn't know how to work as a team, and the other team does
i a mepic
oh
fart XD
>xd
get le fuc kout
poot
:3
is kike.tf weapon trading working for you guys it can't find my inventory
what
nothing
hi
>>122570820
>be with medic
>some fag usually a scout comes and tries harassing medic
>instead of medic keeping me healed while I take him out he runs after him swinging saw or firing needles
hi
hello
how are you
i am okay r u okay ?
>>122572219
To be fair, on pubs most medics have to fend for themselves. I can't even count how many times my pocket has let me die to a scout or a spy because he kept pushing and completely ignored me.
pls respond
shut up
Reported for bullying.
xionxang more like xionfag LOL
that was uncalled for
Double reported for bullying. You're in for it now, mister.
my dad work at 4chan though so i cannon be ban haha
my dad is a normie
my dad is a hottie
;U;
:r
:l
x__X
kill
Jump maps are the most frustrating thing I have ever done in video games and I am never doing them again
good morning tf2g
>>122574503
noob
why can't i just disappear?
Because you're a coward. Anyone can walk into the woods with no ID and just disappear. It's not a hard thing to do, and thousands of people do it every year. Probably.
oh... i meant like the spy.
i'll make you disappear
Oh. We don't quite live in a scifi novel yet.
What does /tf2g/ think about this weapon ?
>Crafting weapons
>>122575146
i like messing around with it, with booties
>>122575146
I'm really bad at offensive demoman so I think this weapon would make me better
>>122572578
this is true
it's hard to stay calm as a medic on pubs
any pro gamers itt
me
>>122575146
good for learning how to be offensive
>>122576874
am I offensive?
>>122576284
the best
http://tf2r.com/k4r7j6o.html
>always watched comp streams
>thought it was kinda cool
>learn about matchmaking
>download and install tf2 for the first time
>join server
>play sniper
>get kicked after one round
Oh okay t-then
Everyone is offensive to someone. People love getting offended, often times for no reason at all.
>>122577038
don't worry about it
pubbing is literally braindead
>>122577038
why'd they kick you
was it because you kept killing them
>>122577038
really? it looks like you're using a custom hud
also >>122577109
>>122577038
Maybe next time, senpai
>>122577038
>Most backstabs: 1 (as Medic)
>>122577038
>1 kill by sentry
>As soldier
>>122577257
but tf2 sucks
i'd fug my bae...
>>122577038
>most healing as Engineer
Not as weird as the others but still
>>122577138
Im a poorfag, so I'm sharing a computer with my roommate.It's his HUD (rayshud I think?).He also had lots of other shit installed.We usually share single player games.I just made a new account because I'll buy my own computer soon.
>>122577464
Most healing as engineer is a common bug when you reset your stats. I've had it happen to me a couple of times. Never seen the others, though.
>>122577510
>Over the age of 10
>Sharing anything
>>122577038
>Most healing: 877 (as Engineer)
>No playtime logged on engineer
what the fuck
>>122577035
enjoying the new parish eh?
>>122577510
oh neat your roommate plays tf2
just enjoy this game as much as you can, you started playing in the late dying era of tf2
also i don't know the ETA on matchmaking, hopefully it'll be next month but no one really knows
>>122577215
>>122577292
>>122577464
>>122577587
>>122577654
how new are you retards
you can edit stats with steam achievement manager
>>122577654
>Backstabs as Medic no medic played
He's a wizard also how the fuck do you backstab someone as a medic.
>>122577670
yeah
main event is still in 2 days
>>122577935
see this post
>>122577901
>>122577901
Wrong
No Idea whats going on with my stats though lol
Gun mettle, the day volvo started fucking the corpse that was TF2.
>>122578086
>volvo
are you a twitch memer or do you play dota 2 a lot
>>122578086
Hi /v/eddit
It started long before that, newboi.
>>122578086
Eh honestly I don't think Gun Mettle was that bad. It was an actual effort to make the game better with all the balance changes and an effort to bring people back with the new skins even though most of them look horrid as shit
>>122578187
i've played cs since 1.5 and tf2 since release and i've literally never heard anyone call valve "volvo"
maybe i just don't hang around retards
>>122578061
>Faggot of the Caribbean
I hope that's not you or your roommate my friend
I just masturbated in a private tab while this general was open in a regular tab. Did you guys feel it?
Wasn't referring to that, but you're still new if you haven't heard any /v/irgins calling them Volvo before.
>me
>browsing /v/ or being around any /v/ermin
lol
>me
:r
human keeps winning all my raffles what do i do
>you
o///o
~~~
>>122578061
>I can't make an alt for epic tf2g attention
>>122578754
kill
i won a raffle
>Flaming Lantern Sergeant's Drill Hat for my Vivid Plasma Your Worst Nightmare
is it a good offer?
>He's so new he hasn't been around since before /vg/ was made
>>122578754
Ask them out on a date obviously they are your destiny
>>122578779
>tf2g attention
Haven't seen him anime avatarfagging, tripfagging or pretending to be a girl yet so I think he doesn't look for attentionwhats the matter u jelly tho?
>he browses /v/
kys
>>122578945
xhe won the last 5 raffles that I made I'm pretty spooped
>soldier hat for sniper hat
no
i don't know their exact values, you should check up on prices if you haven't
im a monkeynaut
>>122579270
i insta declined as the history looked shady
>>122578213
untested sweeping changes like most of the rest. They didn't go live on test. Just showed up to make unused weapons appealing.
So guys. How do we fix theSniper?
>>122579856
he is fine
how do we fix me
>>122579856
we do what valve did with demoknight and buff the huntsman to disgustingly annoying levels
im feeling lucky anons
whats the best crate i can uncrate right now?
>>122580243
Giving me a key
Try #83
>>122580243
one of the early ones, with the tc in it
gotta get that 13k boyy
Up to what competitive bracket is demoknight viable?
How viable will he be in MM?
>Demoknight viable against anything other than pure retards
>>122580561
iron
probably viable as heck because mm will be full of dummies
where does everyone play? give some server ips?
inb4
>playing tf2
>>122580561
It's only equally viable up to Iron, but can be situationally used as far as Silver in HL before you get punished 100% of the time for it.
>>122581180
all my favorite pub servers are dead sorry pal
i just occasionally pub on valve or skial
>>122581593
skial? aren't those the retarded servers with premium shit and retarded mods?
>>122581915
It's meme to hate them. They're reliable, have 24/7 maps, and the average players is better than that of a valve server.
why does human always win raffles
:r
why not
:r
>>122582395
Human is hacking obviously.
Air Strike rockets are too hard to see.
videogame related content
>>122583102
outstanding shot
>>122575146
I use sticky clusters frequently so it doesn't fit my playstyle.
>>122583102
im outstanding, shot
>>122584294
Trying way to hard with this one.
>>122584502
i'd like to see you try you meanie!
>>122584573
That spy really caught me off guard.
do you guys think reserve shooter pyro is broken strong or neccesary evil?
>>122584781
I think it's annoying
>>122584781
Pyro has too many free crits.
>>122584781
weak as hell except in a pyro vs pyro, then it's strongest option in a 1v1 and sidegrade in other situations
>>122585296
what the "heck" is the guy on the top holding in his hand?
>>122585296
So I'm supposed to infer from this that everyone on tf2g that claims to be a girl is actually a muscled black man and a tubby white man?
>>122584781
The root of the problem is airblast. I wouldn't mind seeing RS go back to 3 shots though.
>>122584781
RS is a dumb weapon in general and shouldn't have been put in the game.
>>122586347
This. It has no purpose. It's shit and a soldier weapon and overrated as a pyro weapon. They should let heavy and engie use it since it's a shotgun though.
i have no purpose
purpose me
>>122585656
I think thats the guy on bottoms hat?
tf2g if you could only play on Saigns, Skial, or Valve servers which would you play on :^)
>>122589035
I regularly play on Skial just because people talk and I miss talking.
>every pub i join is a massive stackfest
>always stuck on the shitter team because apparently i'm the only person left playing this game with a shred of sportsmanship
>too bad/easily crushed under pressure to play comp
>>122589035
i dont know
nice meme
>>122589236
stop being a fuckin bitch then lol
>>122589236
It's got me looking forward to overwatch. Paywall alone will help, that and with it being on console most shits will get the console version.
>>122589236
let's try out tf2center together
>>122589236
i bet you main soldier faggot
>>122589924
I bet you kiss girls faggot
>>122587130
i'd honestly be too busy laughing to be able to stand up straight
>>122591363i'm an actual faggot tho
>>122592140
;3c
*cries*
*faps*
*wipes those semen tears with my tongue*
stop
Huh. So the formula for the exp. required for a Steam profile level is:
100 + 100*floor(level/10)
or some equivalent.
>>122595050
I'd imagine that I would start going nuts 500 badges in. How the fuck do people even find enough badges for levels that high, let alone the money to piss away on them?
>>122595329
they usually bag groceries
I wait for my steam level to go up by itself. You get points every year based on your join date.
>Check /r/tf2 because dead thread
>"What balance changes do you want before matchmaking?"
>Oh boy
>"Remove RS from Pyro
>Hey this isn't so bad
>...and give back the old Axtinguisher to compensate."
How the fuck do Pyro mains not realize how idealogical sentiments behind those suggestions are inherintly conflicting and therefore a post like that is paradoxical?
>Let's take away the free massive burst damage weapon
>and give Pyro an identical weapon that's even easier to use and gets bigger results
How do you think this way?
>>122596743
It levels up pretty slowly though so getting all the fancy profile decorations will take a while.
>buff my favorite class please
>why do people want buff its illogical
>>122597083
>Class has a weapon I don't like
>Please buff it
I hope matchmaking gives me free hats for being mvp.
>>122596743
>20 years of service for level 10
>>122597334
But then nobody else would get hats and then they would be sad and Valve doesn't want people to be sad.
>>122597526
Valve wants me to be sad if they keep all the free hats.
>>122597340
4 years bro
>>122572219
I do this all the time as a pub medic, well the needles at least. Most people can't handle that jumpy faggot before I die unless I put some needles in him.
>Haven't played in a while
>Decide to check Backpack.tf
What the fuck happened in August? My backpack's value almost doubled and then immediately went down again. Pic related.
>>122597964
Some items had their value calculate incorrectly around the time buds crashed and stopped being used.
>>122598087
Yeah sorry, that was my fault. Sorry everyone.
who is this
that is geel
https://www.reddit.com/r/punchablefaces/comments/3exuqz/joshua_coffeys_smug_little_face/
geel who?
This meme is old and lame
not replying directly to people is an old and lame meme
oh
>I need people to reply to me or I won't understand words
I'm old and lame
who are you quoting
quote me
>>122600441
>quote me
tf2 update :o
thank you
An update to Team Fortress 2 has been released. The update will be applied automatically when you restart Team Fortress 2. The major changes include:
Added beta support for Steam Controllers. Use the Steam Big Picture interface to select and configure your preferred controller mapping. Controls operate in one of four modes, automatically selected by the game as needed. You can customize the controller layout for each one independently to suit your taste, or just use the defaults.
In-Game operates during regular gameplay. Use the left stick to move, and the right trackpad plus gyro to look around.
Menus turns the right trackpad into a virtual mouse pointer for use in navigating menus (use the triggers to mouse click).
In-Game During Popup covers popup menus that occur during gameplay, like Spy s Disguise Kit, Engineer s Build PDA, and the Taunt menu.
Spectator is active while spectating and before respawn.
>>122600878
wow its nothing
im nothing
me too
do you think froyotech will fuck it up tonight?
i dont know
sorry
fuck me up tonight
>///<
Where can I watch froyotech play tonight? Google is failing me.
>>122601828
teamfortress.tv
http://www.teamfortress.tv/29890/esea-s20-playoffs-round-1-team-solouber-vs-froyotech
post vintage memes
post tf2gs you would cum inside
Do you guys regularly use saloon.tf? I feel like it's an easy way to earn some money, even if just slowly, if I invested some time into it.
>>122603458
aida
>>122603458
no one because lets be fair here no one would go near any of you faggots
>>122604128
No, throws happen all the time in real games betting on TF2 is suicide.
>>122604374
>no one would go near any of you faggots
i would
>>122604374
there are a huge amount of cuteboys in this general desu
i dont like "cuteboys"
