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>Trading
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BP check: backpack.tf
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Scrapbanking: scrapbank.me scrapwh.com scrap.tf
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>Competitive
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TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
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Casual 6v6: steamcommunity.com/groups/vgsixes
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W
first for medic best class
first :8 moo
aAaAaAaAa
3AM pubs are best tfh
>>122491660
you misspelled sniper
http://bazaar.tf/trade/1106681
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/520609
>>122489949
you should know who i'm talking about
>>122491682
CLONK CLONK CLONK
>>122491815
haahhaahaahahaha who
tf2g server
http://strawpoll.me/6023937
>>122491853
are you playing with me
>>122491682
this guy gets it
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/183549
>>122491896
>tf2g server
>no circlejerk no admins
it's not going to happen
>>122491932
no :8
>>122492079
why not?
>>122492154
it's a tf2g server where no circlejerking yet no admins or mods to enforce that rule
this entire general is just circlejerking and shitposts
>>122492104
they are in that :8 group
another hint: it's your tf2g crush
>>122492237
i meant there wouldn't be admin shit going on ever. don't have anything against people teaming up or shit talking in chat that way.
>>122492374
is it human
i hope its human
hi fellas :0
>>122492493
i played with tf2gs before
binds, circlejerking each other in chat and ironic humour with people in pub
it was terrible
>>122492651
then why are you still here?
>>122492629
hey
>>122492602
its aida
>>122492651
who really cares about people spamming chat with terrible binds and whatever else. at least we would be playing and having fun
>>122492651
just leave already lol
pub
>>122492817
who would've guessed
>>122492998
you should've since you're in
>>122493218
in what
sirup boy
>>122493470
tiger is me (your very cool as heck) friend!
>not bpy
X^D
>>122491896
>15 total votes
sad to see it so dead right now
might matchmaking bring players back?
>>122493470
in them
>>122493710
is it really (You)
>>122493931
its (me) tiger! its me! your (cool as heck, very cool) friend from the IRC!
>>122494075
i hate everyone
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/234042
man those add bots are really coming back
>>122494259
;(
>>122494259
but aida?
https://tf2r.com/kxnf33x.htmI
>>122494528
is this you in the video
>>122494591
if you mean the video in the raffle, yes
>>122494657
no i mean in this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE6wxDqdOV0
http://tf2r.com/k3tmb3m.html
>>122494745
yes its me
>nigga cancels his trade offer as im clicking the accept trade button
im back and i drew a you pyro because i have nothing better to do
give me mercs to draw
>>122495494
its shit
>>122495494
Draw Sniper in a tree
>>122495591
i know
>>122495494
draw pyros doing 9/11
draw pyros doing me
draw me doing the poster above me
me
>>122495494
you are fucking terrible at drawing
>>122496112
i know
>>122495604
theres a reason i normally dont draw trees
>>122495796
>>122495494
it's okay actually
>>122496369
Thanks a lot, it's cute!
>>122496613
you dont need to sugarcoat it
i'm still a freshman art student
i got a long way to go
>>122496497
o///o
>>122496782
>in art school
Pal, you could just as easily waste a fortune on hats and look even more respectable
>>122497392
i already do waste money on hats
>>122497392
and $50k per year of hats would be a lot of hats
>>122494949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtWgUVk6cJw
>>122497474
Then drop out and buy more.
Either way you'll be a disappointment to your parents.
>>122497615
Or it could be a handful of the absolute most rare and expensive hats.
post avatars!
>>122497721
nah
im going to be amazing at anatomy by the time i graduate
i like drawing people a lot
i think i'll go into medical illustration
>>122498132
>drawing dicks for a living
Have fun being hatless and having to look at penis all day.
>>122498117
add id/26dollar
>>122498117
>>122498117
FFD800
>>122498315
>add id/26dollar
you are offline
>>122498308
>having to look at penis all day
this isn't too bad desu
>>122498117
>>122498117
>>122498117
>>122498117
who am i
>>122498308
rekt
>>122498117
>>122498117
>>122499001
not as good as how to leave town senpai
I am never joining a lobby again unless it is mumble required
>>122499001
do you check his new album you flamboyant faget? it's ok
>>122499058
gomen i am slacking and haven't given it a listen yet
>>122499249
im not gomen desu
>>122498308
i have no problem with that
it also means i could take nsfw commissions from girls who wanna see gay stuff and have them be anatomically correct
i'm also considering animation but that's the largest major at my school and its ridiculously competitive
When do you take out your Heavy Weapons Guy?
>>122500768
When the team has like four scouts who are being shitheads and bonk past us then try to fuck with us from behind that's when I pull out Natascha and shit on them
>>122500768
Natasha heavy on zatoichi demoknights and good scouts on koth.
I had some fun time with a 24/7 medic but it's rare
>>122500768
in highlander ugc iron
>>122500768
when the other team is being aggressive and there's no time/space for a sentry
>>122502795
but who are you
im the "?" dude
Things that are better than Demoknights
>reserve shooter pyros
>machina bodyshotters
>beggars bazooka soldiers
>dead ringer spies
>medics who only pocket one player
>engineer spam on last point
>>122502846
literal who
>>122503005
how new lols
>>122503005
surely someone with such good taste in avatar must be someone cool, eh?
cmoon just post your id :£
>>122503058
i responded to his question im a literal who
>>122502939
>pubs
>>122503107
i'm pretty boring
if that other anon talking about possibly making a west eu pub i will see you on there.......
What are some maps where spawn camping can't happen.
So how many Nazi Dentist mains are here?
The only reason people play medic is because they're bad at the game. So yeah, I bet half this thread are medic mains.
wrong
>>122504562
you're right
medic mains aka "Kill people for me main"
aka I don't want to aim main
aka "I'm helping main"
I immediately regret this purchase.
>headshot by a sniper
>"our team doesn't have a medic no wonder I'm bad"
>a medic main is born
>>122505023
I've got a pro kit for one if you want special eyes.
>>122505023
>Specialized killstreak w+m1
Well at least you'll be seeing that sheen a lot.
>>122505023
riff raffle
does anyone wanna play starcraft with me
does anyone want me
>>122505769
try asking your better half
i'm bad at gook click
no
>>122505860
half doesn't wanna play starcraft
Terrible, just terrible.
>>122505957
other half as in your crush
>>122506080
crush me please
>>122506409
*crushes*
rate my new hat
post americans
>>122506614
mmmmmm yeaaaahhh
>>122506651
That's a pretty sweet hat.
>>122506651
i hope you unboxed that and didnt buy it
>>122506790
Is unpriced but I paid 2 unusuals worth ~80 keys
Did I get jewed?
>>122506651
>>122506893
I'm asking 80 for mine.
>>122506893
Hardcore jewed, that thing wouldn't be worth 20 keys.
>>122506651
it's terrible. it's actually fucking terrible. you got something wrong with your head if you think that effect looks cool or whatever
>>122506893
Judging by the SCM, maybe a little high but not outrageous.
>>122507197
Thats beautifull too, I liked the purple one cause it matches my aussie sheen
>>122507406
>Using SCM to gauge prices
So I guess that NnB Toque really is worth $300 isn't it?
>>122507395
This, it's a shit effect on a halloween hat, nobody in their right mind should pay more than 5 keys for it.
this is a mess
>>122507579
lol
>>122507395
i'm actually pissed off now
did you actually get that hat because you somehow think it looks good in anyway or did you get it literally just because of its worth
jesus christ
>>122507976
Thats not me lol
I got it because its basically purple flamesAnd im hoping the price will skyrocket since its a limited hat+effect so I'll rich some day
>>122508193
The hat would be 10 times better if you could have the bone mask up or down.
What are some good EU pubs? I want some quality gameplay, not retarded ass 16v16 pubs, nor cancer-filled lobbies.
did they fix sentries unable to shoot from underwater due to engine visibility problems?
fix me
>>122508621
nope
Did you know valve set their classes up in a grid?
Scout is a pure offensive class
Soldier is a defensive offense class
Pyro is a supportive offense class
Demo is an offensive defense class
Heavy is a pure defensive class
Engineer is a supportive defense class
Spy is an offensive support class
Sniper is a defensive support class
Medic is a pure supportive class
>>122509119
how do you be offensive defense
>>122506651
>not death by dance
L
O
L
>>122509525
You stand back and throw out damage instead of going for kills.
Scottish Resistance is best weapon
>>122509915
oh i've been playing demo wrong then
you guys play tf2 today?
>>122511328
nope I quit yesterday but I like the people in the general :)
>>122511385
do you like me
everyone but you
>>122509119
Wouldn't Soldier be more supportive than Pyro with the buffs he can give from back items and things like the whip?
tfw want to talk to my steam crush but dont know what to say
oh
>>122512632
talk about your plans for the future
>>122512668
they dont know/like me back
tomat
>>122512632
>>122512759
announce your feelings for them and tell them how good you are at foreplay
>>122512806
tiger you have a tf2g crush and you two are together help
>>122512583
The buffs put him in a more defensive role, since you go out and deal damage to fill them up and return to buff your team. The minicrits are great for stopping a push, the defensive buff stops snipers from picking your team off while you defend and the concheror keeps you from getting worn down.
Pyro however has a debuff (afterburn) which allows him to support the team by dealing attrition damage, the ability to reflect projectiles away from his team and the ability to stop ubers. He also has the homewrecker and neon sign which allow him to remove sappers.
r8 me unboxer?
bugs to fix
sentries not shooting from underneath water
stickies not exploding at the same time causing some of them to disappear on sticky suicide
what else
>>122503996
Most 5CP maps.
>>122512992
10/10
>>122513083
pyro
>>122512883
yes we are together her name is team fortress two
>>122513083
sniper
spy
>>122513184
>a11:58 Notymous 11/17/15(Tue)01:11:31 No.122513148 ▶
>>122512992
give me a rEAL bug you fucknut
>>122512992
9/10 will likely sell for a shitload of money gj
>>122513189
i thought it was aida
>>122513083
Players displaying all their weapons at the same time
%VOTE_ISSUE%
we got team stacked so bad holy fuck I joined this game in progress there was one guy on my team ahead of me. Soldier had pocket medic up his fucking ass. I fucking hate compfags they all had unusuals and australiums and we got btfo
>>122513812
git gud
>>122513812
>Stacking a pub
They weren't above Iron. Maybe low Steel. /tf2g/'s mid Steel with literally no comms on a joke team with no class assignments.
Git gud.
>>122509119
So if you want to stay true to this grid, there are some weapons that are broken at the core because it deviates from the role.
> Mad Milk
> Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
> Candy Cane
> Cow Mangler 5000
> Tomislav
> Dalokohs Bar
Not exactly the weapons I'd consider broken, but still amusing to think about. Tempted to try and make them more fitting for their respective roles.
>>122512043
yes of course I like everybody in the general :)
>>122514063
Valve hasn't given a fuck about the role of classes for a long time.
>>122513268
what? real bug?
>>122512992
2/10 quick sell for maybe a bud
>>122513872
>>122513983
the guy was like 215-15 or some shit I killed him and his medic twice because I'm a big dicked Direct Hit user but after that it was just me getting shit on because then the mae and mir fags joined and were up each other's ass too
>>122514275
Well even then a lot of the newer weapons like the Short Circuit still work for the role, but the application is what is broken.
EX: Mad Milk and Candy are supportive weapons for a pure offense class and Pocket Pistol brings nothing to the offensive role.
Why are Australium pro ks rocket launchers almost $200? Srs question looking for srs answers pls srs
>>122514702
Muh gold guns
M-Muh 10th prestige
M-m-muh special eyes muhfucka
>>122514561
Then play more faggot. Git gud.
Peek wisely.
Keep moving.
Flank them.
Aim your guns at their faces.
Pick Demoman.
etc.
>>122514702
When tours first came out I traded someone an Australium blutsauger for an Australium rocket launcher lmao
reminder to self
pubs are unpredictable
>>122514561
Git gud
>>122514783
I only have 500 hours when do I get good
>>122515149
yes
tf2g pub/love sesh when?
>>122515264
tfw will never have a love sesh with crush
>>122515201
>only 500
Making /tf2g/ pub server
What maps should I pool in it?
>>122515332
i know that feel but instead of a love sesh i wanna play video games with my friend crushes
>>122515460
dm_ponyville
trade_minecraft
>>122515460
de_dust2
>>122515460
badwater rainy
ctf_mach4harbl hotel
>>122515460
Sunshine_event pls pls pls or even regular sunshine idc
>>122515460
pl: goldrush, badwater, upward, borneo
a/d: gravelpit, dustbowl, steel
5cp: badlands, granary, process, coldfront
koth: viaduct or product w/e, king, harvest, lakehouse, nucleus
ctf: turbine
maps i like, pool whatever though
i've noticed when running a server, whenever there's a change to a custom map people tend to leave because they have to download it so make sure you don't have a lot of shitty custom maps
>>122515460
If you're going stock only, then the 'good' maps
Badlands (CP), Badwater, Borneo, Granary, Gullywash, Process, Snakewater, Steel, Upward, Viaduct
>>122515403
I was playing better games now tell me when do I get good. I think I did alright considering how unbalanced the teams were and the fact that I joined late and dropped his bitch ass medic 3 times and fuckboy himself 2 or 3 times
>>122515460
cp_orange_x3
>>122515460
http://tf2.gamebanana.com/maps/187672
>>122515460
HIGHTOWERRRR
>>122515460
CP_Obscure
>>122515460
dom_canalzone
>>122515460
GARBAGE DAY
>>122515460
pl_waste
>>122515460
badwater snowy dm_ponyville_d3 and harbl_hotel
maybe cyberpunk2 if you wanna mix it up
>>122516640
No the elevator breaks every other game. I mean, it wouldn't be as bad as in VSH but it's still a pain in the ass when someone just locks himself in the elevator.
STOP you idiots no one is making a tf2g server
we already had a poll and literally only 20 people voted
it's dead
it's fucking dead
>>122516884
What a shame.
tf2
tigxr
>>122516960
Why did you ruin it. I wanted to see how many more maps they would post
>>122517441
i played it for an hour today and had fun
did you play tf2 today
i was going to play terraria today but it crashed and i didnt want to play it anymore
>>122517441
you can't even say tf2 after admitting you're gonna play overwatch I can't believe you commander traitor
>>122517524
そっか
>>122517601
>tfw you got an overwatch pass just to sell it
Stupidity knows no bounds on the wallets of these fools.
>>122515460
processsssss
badlands
sunshine
product
snakewater
swiftwater
upward
well (cp)
badwater
gullywash
granary
metalworks
>>122517749
This is america and you will speak american or get the fuck out you commie
Do you taunt after killing someone with a random crit
> you will never git gud
Welp, time to uninstall.
>>122518128
rarely
especially though if it's an airshot
anyone wants a game for 5 to 15 € and give me keys in return
i have steambux but don't want to wait a week
>>122518128
no; you're not displaying any kind of skill by getting lucky.
>>122517601
>commander traitor
hahahha
>>122517529
yes i had fun playing tf2 today
>>122518174
>You will never be gud, but you can still find fun, challenging pubs sometime
I guess not being gud has it's advantages sometimes.
>>122518443
are you getting aida a pass too
>>122518443
I was just kidding heh ily you should stream tonight :)
>>122518878
maybe if i play some lobbs :)
I want a tf2g server. That's 21 people
>>122519084
a tf2g server would be empty most of the time
we're all from different parts of the world with different bed times
>>122518970
okok post link here if you do :)
i want my tf2g crush to acknowledge my existence
>>122519747
>tfw no one likes me
tc_hydro
>>122519747
But I do
>>122519843
you aren't my tf2g crush
>>122519997
oh sorry never mind then
http://backpack tf/classifieds/?steamid=76561197978508626
>game is so broken I can't tell if the game is freezing and I should run backward for cover to wait for it to stop or if I'm bumping into a spy and I should run forwards to avoid him
this is what is killing TF2, not the hats
>>122520573
one day i'll be your friend
>>122520573
one day i'll play tf2 with you
>>122520608
>Robin Walker insisting that TF2 is not a competitive game despite the amount of teamwork in pubs being very minimal and many things (sentries, pocket medics) requiring help from other classes to defeat
This is what's killing TF2
>>122520573
one day ill fuck your boipussy
>>122519747
>>122519843
>>122519997
>>122520103
>>122520740
>>122521306
whats the point of making posts like these?
>>122521665
>not wanting to fuck his boipussy
>>122521665
Half of those were mine I'm so sorry I don't mean to shitpost but it just happens
