Le trash man game > Overwatch edition
Game is $40 on PC for all launch characters. $60 with some cosmetics. Also on PS4 and XBONE. Blizz refuses to discuss post launch content at this point.
All current heroes are now in the beta.
Overwatch is a first person shooter made by Blizzard. The closed beta is live but you aren't invited.
>Main Site
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/
https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch
>Overwatch Game Data Spreadsheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/htmlview?usp=sharing&sle=true
>List of /vg/ battletags (post yours in the thread if you want to be added to it)
http://tygla.com/owgnames.txt
Previous thread:
>>122293732
Post Overwatch memes, I need to populate my folder.
>blizzard barely gives out beta access to non-streamers
>twitch views don't mean anything!
>>122465706
Is this pic fake?
>>122465480
>tfw I fucked up
>>122465797
They are using mirrors and magnets to make Putin look taller. That's why his background looks so distorted.
and you feel it too don't you
>>122466161
>World of Tanks
>(???) game
It's the Starcraft of Russia.
>send out another wave of beta invites
>servers crash every like 10 minutes
absolutely eric
come on blizzard you have fucking gorillians of dollars pay for some fucking servers and let people buy into the beta
>>122465797
WHY CAN'T BLIZZARD NOTICE THAT I KEEP THE GAME ALWAYS UP TO DATE AND CHECK BATTLE.NET EVERY SINGLE HOUR AND YET THEY FUCKING INVITE RETARDS THAT DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A COMPUTER IS
The tick rate of Overwatch servers is fucking awful
>>122466808
well how much is it?
>>122466413ree
Dead on arrival
>>122466991
Feels like 64 or lower
>worried about ping in this game, as I always have ~100ms
see this https://youtu.be/qE-Z2iMSI60
I guess I will rest at ease
>Tracer can rewind out of McCree's stun
huh, well that shifts things slightly. I thought McCree would always win against tracer because of the stun+alt fire but if she can rewind out she has a more decent chance.
>>122466413
Everytime you look at the Overwatch page they delay your invite by 1 day.
>>122467657
>1:50
>you can't drag enemies to you with the hook if you're not on the same height
lame
>>122468110
B-but you can. Maybe he had a barrier.
Bastion a best
>>122471254
do you think bastion is good with kids?
>>122471907
Probably. He's peaceful and curious all the time, and only acts in self defense.
Dunno how smart he is though, I hope he doesn't think that like a light pat on the shoulder by a kid is a sign of hostility making him murder them all in cold blood.
GIVE BETA!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>122472164
>True love is worth waiting for.
"Come on Mei, we need some defense."
you wouldn'thuga bastion, would you?
>>122471254
What if overgrown Bastion started attracting more and more animals and getting even more overgrown as long as he's in sentry mode.
woah, actually forgot to give a shit for 4 days about OW at all until I realised I missed the shitposting on vg
so how we holding up boys
killing time here with BOI myself
>>122473686
literally kill yourself faggot
>>122474618
Lol the kid is worried that overall Tracer skill might go up so he doesn't want to share the guide.
Listen up kiddo, if we don't share this guide the McCree guide isn't coming, and I'll be damned if Leddit gets an advantage over us.
>>122474845
>needing a fucking guide for McCree
just fucking click on people and use flashbang+ult fire when they get close
stop shilling your fucking twitter
>>122473686
>shilling your twitter
>in a dead general
>>122465621
HA HA TIME FOR TASTE AGAIN.
>>122477321
Here the Tracer-"Guide"
so that we can bump the thread but dont need the account.
>>122478602
please trip so I can filter you
>>122477321
>>122478602
This shit is not even good, it only lists extremely simple shit that you learn by yourself by playing a few minutes.
Stop
please
stop posting here
go to reddit or something
please
>>122478747
Im not the maker of this. I even cropped all but the profile pic. So its just a "Guide" without links.
Sorry, i wont use it for bumps anymore.
Please gib more Mei on Hanzo art
>>122477321
>>122478602
>rainbow text on black background
>neon vectors everywhere
literally why?
>>122478912
It's what that faggot does. he spams his shit and his name everywhere so people know he exists and associate him as a "progamer". He haunted lol threads and im sad to see that he decided to vomit all over overwatch next.
>>122479182
>Mercy doming
Welp, I found my new waifu. Goodbye sweet Widowmaker.
>>122479182
![[meatrubbing intesifies].png](https://i.imgur.com/m1WGLJ8.png "[meatrubbing intesifies].png")
>>122479182
>titty monster mei
i want to use her tits as pillows goddamn
>>122473356
noice
>>122480085
LOL
i need context
>>122482435
From a spoof documentary show called Brass Eye.
Let's play a little game
You are a new member of the newly reformed Overwatch
The last digit of your post will determine your weapon
1-3: semi auto
4-6: burst fire
7-9: full auto
0: melee/other
The second to last digit will determine your roll
1-3: Defense
4-6: Support
7-9: Tank
0: Assault
The third to last digit will determine your mentor while working with overwatch
1-3: your main
4-6: someone with the same roll
7-9: the character you hate most
0: your waifu/husbando
>>122482818
rolling
>>122482818
rollin rollin rollin
>>122482645
thxx
>>122482818
Roll
>>122482818
Rollin'
>>122483024
Burst Fire, Defense Hero with a 19 year old progamer as my mentor.
I wouldn't play myself desu.
>>122482818
This is so gay but whatever let's see it.
>>122483104
Burst fire, assault hero, mentored by a dj
Wub squad incoming
Let's break it down!
>>122482818
ayy
>>122482818
fggfdgffffff
>>122483134
Burst fire, Defense, Hana.
Pretty good.
>>122482818
Let's see it.
>>122482818
nnnnnnnigga
>>122473356
>dio
>not diavolo
if you're gonna jojopost, atleast do it correctly
>>122484189
>full auto
>tank
>mentored by D.VA
not badit it okay that my waifu is my main?
>>122484407
A waifu that is not a main is not a waifu, it's a lover.
>>122482818
Oh man, we really need to fall down to these kind of posts to keep the thread alive?
We should probably let it die out for a while until we get an open beta / more information about the game.
>>122482818
roll
>>122482818Orgasm dart?
Whenever I kill one of the waifus in the game I always imagine my bullets are orgasm inducing chemical darts and their death cries are actually mind wiping orgasms that leave them breathless for the respawn timer. Or orgasm inducing neuron pulses if it's an energy weapon.
Anybody else think like this?
>>122486713
That would fall under "other", technically
Just signed up for beta with another account using my Mother's laptop, internet and email.
If I'm not invited in the next wave, I'm dropping this shitty doa game.
>think blizzard might invite me if I install one of their shitty games again
>try hearthstone
>complete the offline part
>real life friend invites me to play
>I have 15/20 basic cards and he fights me with his custom decks and shit he bought
>In one of the first duels get him down to 10hp, while I still have 30
>He drops some card thats reduces my health instantly to 15, and finishes me off with 1 legendary minion and 1 spell card, in 2 draws
>tell him this shit is not fair, p2w and purely RNG
>he tells me I'm just bad and there's plenty of good players with standard decks that play and win against custom decks. None of the legendary cards is required
FUCKING NORMIES AND THEIR SHITTY P2W NORMIEE GAMES REEEEE KILL YOURSELF BLIZZARD
>>122487789
Sir, do you even know how mad you were going just now?
>>122487948
still making threads on a closed beta and not very soon to be DOA?
s m h
>>122486713
I know it gets posted a lot.
But I really do like the picture.
Some guy ITT said if it doesn't say "Play" in the battle net app, you're not even flagged for the beta.
Is that true? This is how it looks ofr me
>try overwatch
>complete the offline part
>real life friend invites me to play
>I have 5/21 basic heroes and he fights me with his custom loadouts and shit he bought
>In one of the first duels get him down to 10hp, while I still have 300
>He drops some ult thats reduces my health instantly to 5, and finishes me off with 1 legendary weapon and 1 ability, in 2 seconds
>tell him this shit is not fair, p2w and purely RNG
>he tells me I'm just bad and there's plenty of good players with standard heroes that play and win against custom loadouts. None of the legendary weapons is required
You know it will happen.
>>122488160
I wish it would, so I could just keep hatin on Blizzard. But so far it seems there are no custom loadouts you can buy or even play, only skins that have no effect on the game.
>>122488135
No, he's lying.
>>122477321
>>122488414
Why would people lie on the internet?
>>122482946
>>122482983
>>122483024
>>122483104
>>122483134
>>122483304
>>122483502
>>122483598
>>122483648
>>122484034
>>122484189
>>122484325
>>122486538
>>122486713
Now, a follow-up, how do you do what you do?
What are your abilities?
How do you get along with your mentor?
>>122488414
Ok ty
>>122488135
I have the play button but it's grayed out and it says I'm not invited yet.
You have to go to battle.net and check the "I'm interested in these betas" checkboxes stuff.
The other anon lied to you because he wants to increase his chances of getting in.
>>122482818
rollan
>>122488626
>You have to go to battle.net and check the "I'm interested in these betas" checkboxes stuff.
I did that long time ago
I'm so confused right now. I think you got the play button only because you downloaded the game from somewhere externally?
>>122488732
>externally
You can install it from the client, if you don't have the install button then something is broken.
>>122488523
>>122488732
>>122488896
He's still lying to you. If you checked that you want to join the beta on the battle net page then that's all you can do. It doesn't change anything on the desktop application until you get in the beta or log in with someone else's account and download it on your computer. If you do that it will show the grayed out "Play" button.
>>122488995
thanks for telling me the truth and not bullying me
>>122488995
The hell? I'm not invited but I can download it without having to login on an invited account.
>>122489182
I'm not stupid anon, but you can keep trying if you want.
where is the next invite
where the fuck is seagull again
>>122489282
Fuck you fucking lying dog I know for a fact I installed it without being invited, WHY WON'T ANYONE ELSE SPEAK UP AND DEFEND ME?
>>122488029
Someone needs to finish the set
>>122486713
Mercy's moist flower...
Dayumn.
Boners never die
>>122489579
Because you're lying and you haven't even tried posting a shopped screenshot yet.
You have to step it up if you actually want to trick anyone.
>>122489798
fuck
>>122489918
You forgot to shop the thumbnail too senpai.
>>122489918
Getting better 6/10
Why is healing in this game so unrewarding? I played a game as mercy for lels and it was so boring, I just kept hitting up beams when I saw people go low and flew to them when they went out of reach. The most fun I had was when I whipped out the pistol. Who the hell plays that shit?
>>122489789
what the fuck kind of orgasm face is she making though, it killed my boner
>>122489918
>>122491064
what did he mean by this
>>122482818
rolling rolling rolling
>>122491109
Look up error level analysis. It's an easy way to tell if something is shopped.
>>122489579
You can install through command prompt blizz even posted about it on twitter before the first beta wave went out
>>122491373
Huh.
>Go to the directory of your battle.net app (Where the battle.net launcher.exe is located)
>Shift right click somewhere in the directory ( In a empty space)
>Open command window here.
>Type "battle.net.exe --game=prometheus(_dev) --install" without the quotes.
>>122490706
>blizzard in charge of fun
>>122482818
>no option for bolt action
shit rolls although i guess you could put it under other whatever
>>122491109
The aesthetic is reminiscent of digital dystopianism, with the harsh tones providing a feeling of inhumanity and fear of the unknown. The inclusion of the initial subject matter also alludes to this rather well, illustrating how quickly the familiar can become frightening as time passes, for those unaccustomed.
In conclusion I believe this piece to be a metaphor for the cold and unfair hostility garnered towards seniors who are not used to advancements in technology, and the vivid contrast with the familiarity youths possess.
>>122491158
>boring ass camping character
>mentored by the pink haired russian
just fuck me up to be honest
>>122491954
JUST
haha I said the word by itself
Anybody up for medium quality stream later on? did some tweaking so it'd run smoother - wont affect that I'm not a good player though, I just like to have people watch me play vidya.
>>122477321
How's my taste.
>>122482818
Let's roll yeaahhhh
Why do people think this game will be DOA?
Personally I'm really enjoying it, and there seems to be lots of players in the beta.
>>122492147
if they go open beta, the game will die
open betas only work for f2p games
>>122492220
They should go preorder beta with no refunds if you play, compas
>>122492143
>throwing soldier 'punished snake' 76 in the trash
>>122492479
Man I just dont like " le generic CoD soldier" as a design.
>>122492564
I like his colors and the big goofy 76 on the back, but I can see how'd you not like him. He is pretty generic.
>>122492564
Personally, I'm all for having him in the game. I doubt I'll play him, but sometimes people just want to shoot shit without any gimmicks, and 76 is perfect for that. It'll give people a 'vanilla' option to choose in a sense, and I think the game will probably keep a larger playerbase for it.
>>122491328
And what does it say?
>>122492564
maybe, but his kit is pretty strong in the game
and sometimes, it is fun to just shoot things without gimmicks
I will win Blizzcon 2016's OW championship
Screencap this shit
>>122492946
>>122493203
I will not get into the closed beta. Screencap this.
>>122493198
Agreed, I'm guilty of playing him occasionally too.
>>122492874
this is true also, but I coulda done with out him personally
Even Soldier 76 is better than Torbjorn
when is that prequel comic coming out?
>>122493575
When's that animated series coming out?
>>122495160
When's the fucking GAME coming out?
>Heroes Never Di-HWUAAUUAAUGH!!!
>>122495626
>rezzing the heroes make her orgasm so hard she gets sent back to spawn timer
>/owg/ has turned females getting interrupted as orgasming
>great meme
>>122496821
>great me-aaaahhhhh!
>>122496978
Stop posting that.
It makes me want the whole more.
>>122495626
>armor perfectly fitted onto massive tits
>>122497013
2d teaches us imagination is more powerful than reality, which is why abject nudity can be lazy and a shit.
>>122497417
Bruh.
You can't do this to a man.
>>122496821
>/owg/
>/orgasming waifu general/
>>122497820
>More.
That's rather direct but ok then.
>>122498013
Nice. Subject in the next OP
![mccree-gameplay.3nQqu[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nrNg3Dd.jpg "mccree-gameplay.3nQqu[1].jpg")
IT'S HIGH NOO-UURGGHHH
>>122498173
Sure thing. Next thread in 4 days right?
Is Bastion the most child-friendly character?
Only shitty players seem to pick him
>>122498504
Solider 76 seems pretty easy to play.
>>122498504
I think you mean Reaper.
Bastion is bro-tier.
>>122498504
That would be Mei
Why dont the Overwatch heros stop fighting and just play videogames and watch anime?
>>122497316
It's a shame there aren't more big breasted women in this game.
I mean there's Mei, but...
>>122498597
more like shit tier
>tfw you hate the design of the character you have the most fun playing
>>122498630
They are, they just have perfect full sensory virtual reality gaming.
Do we have drawfags around here?
I would like to see Bastion switching to sentry mode in a very dramatic fashion, but then he just stands there for several panels with grass and stuff growing on him like the overgrown skin.
>tfw the widowmaker preorder skin is sexy as fuck but don't want to preorder
does the $60 grant you beta access?
>>122499007
We have one. But the less said about him the better.
>>122499126
Yeah I like it as well, except for the hair
>>122499174
No
>>122499174
No.
>>122498630
D.VA plays sc2 but honestly who else would be able to compete with her
is there any single hero that you feel is currently completely underpowered? I don't know if it's just because people are still new to the game but Lucio seems really underwhelming.
>>122500227
Torbjorn and Bastion. Lucio is pretty great.
Do you think they'll ever add Mondatta?
>>122500227
Lucio has one of the best ults in the game if your team is coordinated.
>>122500227
>is there any single hero that you feel is currently completely underpowered?
McCree
>>122500227
I don't think he's "completely underpowered" but Zenyatta is a bit too squishy
Should be 200 HP IMO
>>122500227
Mei is only good on the middle section on king's row and perhaps last section of hollywood. Maybe more but shes generally not that useful.
Reminder that Hanzo is confirmed for MAN OF MURDER
>>122500227
torgbjmn, bastion and reaper
>>122500871
But he didn't actually kill Genji
dead game
dead thread
fuck blizzard
>>122482818
LoL
>>122500871
EYOOOOOOOOOOO
>>122500920
>reaper
Reaper shits on many things while being easy to play. He is ok.
>>122498101
Is there a bigger version of this image or is everything else left to my imagination?
I'm fine with both. As in: both girls. Shame they fondle each other instead of fondling me...
Mercy's tits are a bit way too big here, though.
>>122503238
google paheal
>>122482818
CYBER NINJA GET
Why does Mercy seem so flawed as a healer?
There's little incentive to actually kill her because unlike TF2's medic, she doesn't lose her most important ability upon death (Revive teammates. = Invulnerability to you and your heal target) Besides her being unable to heal her team for what? Maybe 10 seconds?
Being Tf2's medic gives you a massive game-changing ability IF you take the precautions to staying alive and coordinating a push with someone.
While Mercy gets a similar but much more powerful ability, it's fucked up balancing wise because her ultimate is infinite range AND brings back the entire dead team, killing her doesn't drain her ability or even wastes it if she dies during the animation. This is easily one of the most game-changing and powerful ultimates in the entire game because you're effectively reviving a bunch of shitters to kill or soak up enemy damage again.
Who the fuck on Blizzard thought this was a good idea?
rollin'
>>122504787
TF2 is a well designed game built upon rich heritage, Overwatch is just a pet project of a bunch of fuckfaces with loads of money.
>>122505105
>TF2 is a well designed game
>>122482818
Rolling. Let's see it.
>>122504787
Easy to change her ult mechanics, it's her blandness I'm more bothered by.
Look at Lucio, he get's to be fun to play by combining support with a moderate amount of pressure. Same with Zenyatta.
Meanwhile Mercy is hugging butts like it's early TF2. Mercy and Torbjorn are just cop out clones and can fuck off.
Here's a list of auto-aims in Overwatch.
Soldier 76 ultimate
Mccree ultimate
Reaper ultimate
Winston primary gun
Symmetra primary gun & turrets
Torbjorn turret
Roadhog chain (aim assist)
Here's a list of offensive effects or attacks which aren't auto-aim but you essentially cannot miss with them no matter how bad you are.
Bastion turret gun
Reaper primary guns
Tracer primary guns
Reinhardt primary melee
Zenyatta orb of discord
Winston ultimate
Pharah ultimate
Roadhog primary
Roadhog ultimate
Zarya ultimate
Tracer ultimate
Mei primary
Mei ultimate
Genji ultimate
D.Va primary
D.Va ultimate
Additionally, almost every character has a skill that negates all positional mistakes. For example: caught on the ground as the rocketess Pharah? No problem, just press this easy button and you're instantly in the sky, where you're most effective.
Ran yourself into a bad spot as the fragile but swift Tracer? No problem, just press this easy button and you're instantly back where you were before.
Got caught in the open as the close-range slugger Reaper? Just press your invulnerability button and float over to a healthkit. You get this and many other movement tools completely free, there's nothing you give up for them, like sacrificing health with a rocket-jump.
The tools Overwatch gives you to solve problems are contained in a single, brainless button rather than a complex and difficult set of movements and/or offensive measures. The entire game revolves around identifying the correct rock-paper-scissors situation to press your button, then pressing it. There is no serious skill of any kind involved. You're going through the motions of what you think a video game entails.
The miniscule difference between a week-old Overwatch player and a year-old Overwatch player will be lost in the cloud of instakill ultimates, teleports and AOE abilities. This game is transcendentally shit, and there is no escape from it. This is the very profitable future of FPS. Hell. Population: you.
>Overwatch may be boring and shallow as an FPS game on account of all of the 'canned skill' abilities eliminating the impact of mechanical skill, but as a strategy game it's good! Just look at how many characters there are, and how many abilities! Surely that leads to good strategy gameplay.
Makes sense until you consider that Overwatch is trying to pretend it's an FPS game, not a strategy game. All of the ways in which Overwatch is different from other real time strategy games (the camera, the pace, the lack of resources to fight over) are flaws.
Let's consider Overwatch's strategy merit compared to another the-player-controls-one-unit strategy game like DOTA. Each player has ~3 skills and an ultimate, so there's parity there.
The camera perspective isn't top-down, it's first person. This makes zero sense for a strategy game and inhibits the player's ability to get an overall picture of what's going on. The controls also make it impossible for the player to ever control more than one unit, like they can in DOTA.
There are no map resources to fight over - as a strategy game, the only strategic element is the win condition.
Overwatch is shit as either an FPS game or a strategy game.
So it won't sell by its quality.
The only option they have to sell it is manipulative marketing. Here you can see a streamer who was critical of World of Warcraft talk about how he was denied Beta access: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqpBhtq6cHE
Here you can see three TF2 YouTube celebrities are flown to Activision-Blizzard's office free of charge, given a full tour, and hundreds of dollars in merchandise + games. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7omcfb5Ttf0
Q: "After the initial-release 21 heroes, will any additional ones be free?"
A: "U-uhh. next question please"
http://i.pomf.pl/bctocv.webm
"Actually, Overwatch wasn't ported to console at some point down the line, we've been focusing mainly on it from day 1"
http://i.pomf.pl/ghwdkq.webm
Good afternoon /owg/. How are we feeling today?
>>122505869
Horny.
>>122505212
You have to admit that they did their heal-class right.
Very high priority target that WILL potentially fuck over your team and is even more powerful in the form of an ubercharge if you allow him to live.
Picking off the medic in TF2 is extremely important while Mercy in Overwatch is just a fuck-all character because you never CAN stop her from using her ultimate. even killing her does nothing to stop her from using it.
>>122505535
>The camera perspective isn't top-down, it's first person. This makes zero sense for a strategy game and inhibits the player's ability to get an overall picture of what's going on.
Silly MOBA player
>Fog of war inhibits the player's ability to get an overall picture of what's going on so take it out of RTS
>There are no map resources to fight over - as a strategy game, the only strategic element is the win condition.
Even without health pickups advantageous positions would be fought over.
Wish I could find that Quake explanation of map control and power up timing but this is copypasta anyways.
>>122506326
You are right about that, too bad they got the rest of the game wrong, which is why you can only have one Demoman per team and Scout and Soldier are played 95% of the time.
Honestly every character should lose their ultimates when they die, but this is Blizzard and they have to pander to the same people who claim the game is already too fast.
>>122506565
>Responding to shitposter-kun.
Don't do that. Seriously, just don't.
>>122506565
>Wish I could find that Quake explanation of map control and power up timing but this is copypasta anyways.
quake map control is based on the items, not on the map. overwatch has no items
>>122506326
>Make only one heal-class
>Give it a immunity power on top of that
>Games revolves around killing the medic
>Medic is the most braindead class
>"did their heal-class right."
At least OW has 76 and to a lesser extent Zen if you don't want to play a braindead betacúck character purposely designed for females and homosexuals to play.
>>122506863
>Medic is the most braindead class
That's the Soldier
Engineer if you take into account the worthless classes.
>>122506843
>quake map control is based on the items, not on the map.
Not 100% no, you don't stay on central megahealth point on hektik, you stay above it.
>overwatch has no items
?
>>122506710
Ulti build-up mechanics definitely need some tweaking, but your suggestion would most likely make the game snowbally, which is the core aspect and also the core flaw of MOBAs from a casual (non professional) perspective.
I don't want the first 20% of the game to decide the next 80% while still having to play the entirety of the match.
>>122506863
I'm saying that Tf2's medic isn't expendable while Mercy could just die and still retain the most powerful ability in the game.
Getting people to switch their hero in this game is impossible
You'd think one of our snipers would switch when the Payload is almost delivered, but nope
>>122507656
That's what happens when the ass too phat.
>>122507060
Sniper and Scout are most braindead. One can just stand far away and click and the other is faster than everything else and deals a ton of damage.
>>122507997
I'd say the scout requires a bit more thought than that. You gotta know how to dodge every class attacks and memorize were all the health packs are. But I might just be saying that because I played a lot of scout and like that class a lot.
>>122472902
So Bastion is basically Snow White?
>>122508126
I do play Scout myself and it's pretty fucking easy, unless you face the handful of good players and even then with a crutch like Soda Popper you can shit on them.
>>122508215
It's really fun isn't. Man just jumping everywhere coming down from the sky and popping everyone. Good times. I'm kind of hoping tracer will be like that, but honestly everyone seems fun to play.
>>122507997
The Soldier is literally shoot the ground get kill + has great hitscan secundary + gets ubered/overhealed most of the time
At least scout/sniper needs aim, positioning and game knowledge/good decision making to know if he should go for a backcap, demo kill, medic kill, hide and so on
>>122508610
Soldier is good at shooting ground, but he is also fat and slow. Skill of playing Soldier is in managing to kill an enemy without getting overwhelmed.
>>122508198
does that mean bastion is agirl?
>>122509076
[spoilers]Bastion won't have sex with you, anon, dont even start,
>>122509329
Bastion is too pure for that.though I wouldn't mind bastion as a little sister
>>122510769
so incest then?
nice
>>122510924
Underage Robot Incest. Man what the fuck.
Seagull is up
>>122505869
>We want the tumblr fags
>>122512484
>caring about anything tumblr does
>going to tumblr in the first place
>>122512484
Mei is not fat, she's just cowtittied.
Does anyone have a screencap of all the current heros? The only ones that I can find that are a group shot of all of them are missing mei/genji/D.Va
>>122511783
literally the only good overwatch streamer.
>>122513723
>not ster
>>122513853
gross. he thinks he's good, but he really isn't.
>>122512641
>Asian penis
>that big
unrealistic
>a d.va corruption fanfiction exists
>>122513654
https://youtu.be/UEYp1RTvllM?t=255
>>122514896why are you not posting it anon?
I wish tf2 had matchmaking so I wouldn't need to care about this game
>>122515295
the worst part about it is that it'snot even sexual
>>122515582i still don`t understand why you are not posting it
>>122515705https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11614885/1/D-Vastated
Every god damn time I see a mugshot of d.va I see her resting her hands above her tits.
>>122515987thanks anon
>>122479182
This is relevant to my interests.
>Hey, gang, remember that time when the Overwatch fought against the Dragon menace?
>>122516440
You mean when Reinhardt went on a rampage killed all the furries?
>>122516440
>DEUS_VULT.jpg
>>122516559
>>122500959
What?
>>122517179
Explain your what.
>She sees yourK/D ratio
>>122517179
Hanzo leaves his brother at the brink of death, thinks he actually killed him for good.
Genji manages to survive, becomes Robocop.
>>122517669
>>122517996
Fixed
>all that tracer porn with her without her chronological support machine
>can't help but think of her fucking of to two weeks into the future by accident
so where do you get scrap for tjorborn?
just kills?
>>122518646
>finally get Tracer all to yourself
>slowly insert
>*blip*
>need to hold mid-thrust position for two weeks
>>122518672
You don't, you pick an effective hero instead like Widowmaker
>>122505315
I think Mercy would benefit from an Ubersaw effect on her melee, Make her ult reset on death, and maybe reduce the charge time a little to compensate.
Maybe add an effect to her person, give her a reason to do something other than heal. Maybe a stacking heal % per hit with her pistol.
Pop some shots off when your target isnt getting ravaged, then turn back to them for additional healing power. You then get to choose damage or healing.
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