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Previous Thread: >>122420508
6th for OUR BOYS Mski
lets go boys
how many replies are required for a new thread to be made?
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering a tent with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. At that point she sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove them one at a time. "Squire, must you pitch another tent so soon?" she says to me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but she kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I happily endulge until my raging boner begins to hurt from pressing so hard against my trousers. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." I do so while she does the same. Then, all of a sudden, I feel an inescapable desire to stand still. "FIGHT ME" she screams as she pushes me to the ground and gets on top of me. It's only now that I notice she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that she won't stop until one of us cums. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>122456223
750
Empty venue, again?
nth for swnl
Who will stop them?
BabyRage
>baby Artour
A R T O U R
R
T
O
U
R
Is PPD balding?
>>122456283
literally BabyRage
What if this isn't a honeypot lan and EG are just shit?
Dota > girlfriend confirmed
NEED TO _______
>>122456263
>>122456283
woah what a coincidence, I'm literally watching babyrage in a game right now. idk who this person is, i just decided to spy on a 6k game?
>>122456312
lol wow anon you finally got it xd good job
this proves your iq must be incredibly high like at least >74
>>122456314
I never had a chance to get one anyways haha.
That's probably why I'm only 4k...
Some you guys are alright, if you're reading this inside the venue you might want to leave RIGHT NOW.
It's happening now. So long dotards.
>>122456336
DAAAMN
>>122456336
BREED
they both sound the same really
artours mom is a cougar
would definitely bang
>omniknight is already dogshit yet icefrog STILL wong allow healing on a repelled ally
>tfw no gf
BASED OURTEEZY
OTP
>>122456396
I like omni a lot.
>>122456402
>tfw gf
fuck all this bulllshitttttttttt
EE x RTZ IS THE DOTA OTP
SWNL
TEAM CANCER
>>122456473
b-but muh doto drama!
Only cute girls will save dota, icefrog.
>arteezy's parents literally couldn't afford food to support him becoming a progamer
>>122456492
>Fnatic winning anything
Dead thread, dead game
>you will never ditch a gf so you can win a TI
why even live?
>tfw rtz+ee+puppey isn't a thing
>>122456510
FUCKING DISTRACTION
>THIS MUSHIT ES
ROOOOFL
>>122456546
rtz taking all the farm from his support parents
Adelaideee
>>122456578
don't feel bad artour, i'm sure eg will carry you
>don't search for another game because major is starting in five minutes
>five minutes later
>"eg vega in 30 minutes"
>so they lied but i still don't have time for another game
>30 minutes later
: /
>>122456578
>you will never have qt gf
>>122456581
i dont think puppey can carry the both of them
>this awkward empty as fuck atmosphere
>barely any crowd
>no twitch viewers
>weird ass tone on the player profile video
>it just fucking ends inbetween scenes and cuts back to commentary
What the fuck?
Hope we get chipenko warrun bio next
>going on 4 hours of sleep and have to work in 3 hours but woke up to watch my boys
#bleedblue
>>122456631
?
game was always starting at 11am with 30min pre show
>usa vs russia
>make them play when usa is asleep and russia waking up
BASED VALVE CYKA
Which of these spurdo drafts will PPD pick this time?
DEAD GAME LAAAAA
>>122456627
redeye sounds like he doesn't give a fuck
this entire desk sounds like they don't give a fuck
Some of you are alright, dont come to frankfurt next weekend.
>Its 5 pm in my place
>mfw Ausfag and it's only 8 P.M.
I thought Germany was supposed to be master race, why does their country suck so much?
>can't have tournaments on sunday
>can't have tournaments past 8pm because of noise curfew
>no audience because mandatory working
If you compare this interview with Col's interview at TI5, you can see how degenerate (true) Americans have become.
Swindle's father was like
>oh yeah, and we moved to this game for the monies and such
>We don't really care our other son is morbidly obese
And rtz's mom is like:
>rtz's ego may backfire on him
>I want him to have a gf
>we let him do what he deems best
Fuck americans desu.
CHANNEL FOR CHIPENKO
>>122456653
>monday
>eurokek timezone
>>122456336
>tfw i have the same phone as babyrages mom
its shit too, fucking answering machine is so quiet.
also dat supple skin, would suckle desu senpai
>>122456737
11:50 here, the rest of the games are at 18:00 or something lol feels good
>wake up
>kotlguy still exists
BASED OUR CYKA SOLO 322
FUCK THE BURGERS
come on vega beat the arrogant shit out of ppd
>aussies still not rangebanned from 4chan
>this Aui game
JUST
>we feels goods
>we put in much efforts
Fucking Slavs man.
>mfw 1:51 am
fuck...
>>122456653
I hate to be that guy, but it's monday morning in the civilized world.
What do you expect really?
Crowd will be there on friday/saturday.
>>122456801
Fair shake of the sauce bottle, mate.
>>122456653
>no crowd monday morning when there are no holidays and people are in school / at work
my little neet frind couldnt be any more cute
NICE CROWD LA DOTARDS ROFL
CHIPENKO
>>122456801
go finland
>the trophy is a Dragon Dildo
LMAO
wait that's supposed to be an Eaglesong? I thought it was a dragon dildo...
lmao no crowd
fuck this dead game
Holy shit these transitions are so fucking awkward
The choppy scene cuts
The shitty music
The questionable sounding doot with the team logo but like it only lasts like fucking 2 seconds so it just awkwardly ends
what the hell?
>>122456836
Try speaking second language fucking gamburger
NICE FUCKING CROWD
WAY TO HAVE A FUCKING MAJOR PLAY OFF ON A FUCKING MONDAY YOU DUMB FUCKING RETARDS
>>122456852
>want to watch EG play
>anyone
kek
>>122456708
ppd:
bans doom, dark seer, bounty hunter, dazzle, and uh, brood or some shit
picks alchemist, clockwerk, wyvern, bane and slark.
>euro timezone tourny for an american game
why does this exist?
>>122456747
one is jew other is really bad kind of slav
the fuck did you expect
>that sumail haircut
JUST
>>122456801
>not ip banning binlin
>>122456708
I hope he picks Treant
Wykrhm Reddy@wykrhm
Frankfurt Major is now live. 4 teams bid farewell today. Two UB games followed by 4 KO's.
HAhahah we are fucking dead m8s
>monday morning
>dota
>ISIS bombing
Yeah good luck with that
jesus fucking christ this is cringey
0 people in the audience
Who /chipenko/ here?
This is some legends of the hidden temple on nickelodeon shit
I don't want to end up like starcraft guys ;_;
>>122456747
What the fuck? I DIDNT WRITE DESU!!!!!
MY KEYBOARD IS BECOMING SENTIENT!!
>this crowd
Dead game is dead. Still not too late to transfer to LoL, dotards.
legitimately dead game senpaitachi, no fucking excuses this time
These booths triggers the TI feels
>60 posters
fucking lol, nice "community" you got here
WHY IS THERE NO FUCKNIG CROWD. WHY BOTHER HAVING LAN FINALS. OMG THIS IS WORST THAN CHINESE DOTA 2 FLAN/CROWDS. EVEN MLG NEW ORLEANS HAD A BIGGER CROWD
>>122456898
>mfw German
>I can speak English, German, French and Swedish fluently with some Turkish
How does it feel to grow up in such an uncultured waste pit?
>>122456890
>>122456943
Nobody cares about 2 literally who teams playing.
>10am on a monday morning of a weeklong event
>w-w-w-w-w-w-ww-why is the crowd empty guys
/fa/rteezy
>>122456801
>mfw i belong to poland-binland-straya axis of shitposting
feels exquisite t b h
>>122456935for universe
VEGA = EUROPE
REDEYE CONFIRMED
ROFL
>>122456336
MilfTZ
>literal smaller crowd at the MAJOR in europe than the MLG event in niggertown USA
why do we let europeans have tournaments again?
>>122456990
>11am on a monday after a terrorist attack in a neighboring country
not everyone is a fucking neet anon
>TI trophy is an Aegis with two dicks carved on it
>Frankfurt Major trophy is a dragon dildo
dotards?
THE ONLY FUCKING PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE ARE THE TWO TEAMS PLAYING THE NEXT MATCH
HOLY FUCK THIS TOURNAMENT IS A DISASTAH
>>122456980
WAHWAMNNER
>>122456990
bulletproof booth? wtf? is this because of what happened in france?
>>122457012
10am on a weekday, remember nanyang? final game was packed, this will be packed in 3 more days.
regards,
fuck youj
are we more dead than starcraft 2....
>>122456336
RTZ's mom got a cougar haircut, she is dtf senpai
D.E.A.D G.A.M.E
>free event
>no crowd
uhmmm
i wish purge would marry me
>>122457013
>turkish and swedish
but thats same shit you fucking shitskin
>>122457067
>TI was packed the entire fucking week, super huge hype monday morning
>with a 100 dollar ticket
>Frankfurt is free
>no fucking crowd at all
>>122456981
Silver Snakes > Everyone else
>>122457016
then why have the games at 11am?
why that awkward crowd shot when you no there will be nobody showing up?
are dotards really this retarded?
>>122456747
You mean Canadians?
>>122457078
it's monday 11am anon
Reminder that there was a bigger audience at MLG New Orleans.
>best of 1
what the fuck?
>expecting people to skip school or work to watch dota
dumb people baka
also all lol tournaments are on weekend for a reason
>this crowd
>this panel
>fucking maelk talking all the time
this is making me legit angry
why the fuck did they choose frankfurt for this event again?
>>122457148
>>122457138
Explain TI5, which was packed with people the entire week
>>122457120
>Danish and Kurdish are the same language.
American education lmao.
is this general blind?
I quite like RedEye to be honest with you family
>>122457067
>biggest tournament of all esports, literally peak hype for dota 2
>every team u would want to meet/greet
come on buddy, they're two different beasts.
the hall will be filled for sure by the next 3 days
regards,
fuck youj
PPD has the eye of the tiger, Vega doesn't stand a chance
ATTENTION
some guy on lebbit says the crowd is dead because everyone immediately went to the secret shop first
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/3t075d/whats_up_with_the_crowd_in_the_majors/cx1xmab
it was the same at TI
>>122457156
Still better than best of 2.
FRIENDLY REMINDER
all of us who play and love this game moved to reddit
if there's still anyone left: come with us. this place is filled with only with shitposters and memers
they can't on reddit cause they get downvoted, see you there buddies.
Let's be honest here. Hearthstone and CSGO already surpassed us. We are going down the way of SC2
>>122457196
all participant mate
rofl
>>122457179
Germans have a decent work ethic unlike murrica.
>>122457121
TI is an event you plan your vacation around.
Major is an event you call in sick on friday and go for the last 2 days.
In any case, ESL frankfurt was the most hype event outside TI. Europe has nothing to apologize for.
>>122457228
>that haircut
how long till PPD starts showing up to LANs with facial piercings?
>>122457179
secret shop
valve
gaben
hosted in the US
bigger prize pool
better compendium
>>122457013
>being german
>acting like theres nothing wrong with that
wouldnt even say anything if it wouldnt be for fucking krauts autolosing any dotagame theyre in
seriously how are germans so fucking bad at dota while ridiculously annoying^^
>>122457248
Just take lol down first
merlini a qt
>>122457304
He's trying to hide his thinning hair
Even at TI people said it's a dead game because there were shitload of empty seats between the games. Which is when they show the crowd.
BANE?
>tfw no qt valve employee in the pods
>>122457121
>TI is on summer
>a random major is on november when school/uni is ongoing
I hope when on saturday the whole place is packed to the brim these same idiots posting now will make posts about how full it is
>>122457308
>secret shop
>still being a big draw
its at every LAN and you can order stuff online.
First pick bane, PPD is insane
>>122457248
hearthstone is dead m8
everyone is moving to the next blizzard game, Overwatch once it's out
>first pick bane
The absolute mad man
>>122457196
is that kpop?
>>122457231
Yeah people always shitpost about crowds but half the time it is because of the secret shop, or looking for players. When I went to TI4 I had to actually wait for like 3 hours in line to get to the secret shop. If there wasn't a game on we would go walk around the arena and see what players were walking around
also pic related, both the crowd and bruno
>>122457248
>csgo
steam stats show something else
MAJORS IS A FAILURE
GABEN GONNA BE MAD AS FUCK
How do we save this dead game?
>>122457369
It won't be packed. The last day is the only day they're actually selling tickets for, and it STILL hasn't even sold out yet even till now.
>>122457248
we really are it's pretty sad
>>122457392
That was my experience at TI4 as well
The arena only fully filled up for the grand final, I expect it to be the same
>CSGO majors are always packed and sold out.
>Only $250,000 prize pool.
>DOTA2 majors has literally no one and the tickets are free until finals.
>$3 million prize pool.
LOL
>>122457408
Need to import LoL waifus
>>122457368
>you will never be stuck in a pod with her playing at the highest level of competitive dota while she rips nasty farts
>Twitch chat saying "b-b-but League always has a full crowd for their LCS tournaments"
>>122457393
>German
>Kek
Not surprising desu
fuck this gay shit im going back to playing fallout 4
>>122457447
>>CSGO majors are always packed and sold out.
you haven't seen cluj I bet
>>122457393
Or Ukraine/Russia. Say what you want but them slavs are dedicated as fuck. Plus none of them have jobs. Slavladder was always packed
>>122457447
Yeah no shit because they picked Frankfurt.
Who the fuck even lives in Frankfurt?
They should have picked a US city.
Reminder that it is 11AM on a MONDAY in Frankfurt
Why don't Valve set 1 million for csgo major they deserved it more than this dead game desu senpai
>>122457236
>reddit dota frontpage is full of memes
>get downvoted for saying anything negative about anything
Yeah sure
I think the first ban Bane teams were doing against EG in the group stage has tricked ppd into thinking it's a better hero than it is and first picking it
>>122457482
You can't just say cluj
It's CLUJ NUH PACK AH
>this default Dota music
I'm actually getting nostalgic over it.
>>122457248
>HS surpassing anything
Their "TI" didn't surpass 200K on twitch. HS is an okayish game to kill your time with, but its absurd RNG and the fact that blizzard can't into double elimination ensures that top20 is randomly chosen and the twitch persona's can't consistently be on top.
>CSGO
A shooter that gets huge influx of viewers from every game, because it's simple. During worlds CSGO viewers tanked but dota viewers stayed the same.
I mean, yeah, we are the 3rd most popular game (after Lel and CSGO) and I don't think theres a way for this to change unless the game makes a 180 to a more casual approach. And I don't think it's necessary. 500K+ average players per day is more than enough for the game to survive.
>>122457447
CSGO majors are not always packed, they have the same situation as Dota where people get up and wander around or only watch the teams they are there for, or only watch the grand finals
And Dota has the secret shop
WHAT KIND OF DRAFT YOU WANT SENPAI?
>>122457501
because people only care about CSGO for cosmetics and betting, no one gives a shit if the games are good they just want to bet
GREAT AMERICAN CLEAVE INCOMING
sven picked
PPDs lost it completely
WHY THE FGUCK DIDNT I BET ON VEGA?
>qop slardar tusk
vega already won this game, may aswell go to game2
>>122457543
>no one cares about the game
>the event is always packed
>meanwhile dotards empty stadium
>sven
>>122457487
That's because they hold it at a time when school is not in session for Russia and Ukraine, like on weekends or vacation times
SVEN KEK
>>122457487
Slavladder tickets was actually expensive as fuck. its like $10 for the ticket, in ukraine thats a lot of money
majors shouldnt be a 10 day event. theres no way you can expect an audience to pay attention to an event for this long especially with weekdays invovled
wow rtz is having a loli in his steam picture. how do we report him?
>>122457567
>Support Sven
MADMAN
A
D
M
A
N
Incoming Huskar pick lads I feel it coming
>>122457501
>get rid of free drops for watching csgo majors
>suddenly game is more dead than sc2
>>122457447
>CSGO majors are always packed and sold out.
that's it
I'm off to reddit
I don't know why d2g is so fucking retarded talking about crowds all the time when it's the norm for every game
no idea if it's dotards being retarded or people from other threads trying to shit things up, if that's the case you won
off to reddit
Honestly, I'm 100% expecting an attack in the stadium during this tournament.
>>122457493
unfortunately if you hold an event in the states then the stadium can only have half the amount of people as they would in europefat fucks
How do we fix digital sports?
Nice draft ppd
oh god this choke draft
>>122457585
>>the event is always packed
see >>122457482
PPD IS GOING THE HUSKAR PICK
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>doubting ppd's draft THIS hard
>>122457654
huskar vs qop and slardar
are you retarded
gg go next
>Slardar in every game
I like it
>>122456801
>being this triggered by aussies
for what purpose?
>>122457681
What do I tell my barber if I want that haircut?
Fuck Maelk is such a shitty analyst.
>>122457714
Just fuck up my memedraft senpai and proceed to get a knight hair cut to represent sven
>>122457714
XDD
>>122457714
just link him to the alliance mineski series from yesterday
>yfw Fear redeems this shit draft by playing Sven and forcing RTZ to play pos 4
i love the raw autism maelk possesses
M A D M A N
>>122457714
Ask for the tumblr meme cut
pick nyx dager
this casting team is SO gay
>Peter "Pick Nyx" Dager
badpuppey confirmed
Has the madman finally lost it?
Is this where the mastermind falls?
this draft fucking sucks what the fuck is ppd doing
Nyx
PPD CHOKE AGAIN
Holy shit PPD choked so hard.
synderen a qt
>this EG draft.
>>122457714
ecks dee
Why can't DotA get rid of input lag anyway?
>>122457797
PPD is a faggot. He loses one game, I go on shotposting rampage and then I look like a fool.
sometimes you just gotta ask yourself
what would puppey draft
>unironically picking nyx
>in the year 2015
IMPRESSED
Does using Spiked Carapace take you out of Vendetta?
>vega pick fotm meta heroes
>EG actually experimenting
go eg
PPD SKILLED POISON AAAAAAAHAHAHHAHA
>>122457849
It works for goodPPD
how can you not cheer for eg ?
look at that fucking memedraft from vega
they're all ugly af too
>two mid
WHAT HTE UFK
As much of a meme EGs draft is, Vega's pretty much got everything they want
Peter what the fuck are you doing?Is this all part of the master plan?
DAILY REMINDER THAT SECRET 3.0 CREATED THE DUAL MID LANE AND SINGLE HANDEDLY MADE SLARDAR A TOP PICK IN 6.85
>>122457902
Have you never seen a NaVi game? Trilane mid all day err day.
>>122457902
you learn something new every day LoLbabbybro
dead gaem 2bh
>>122457902
welcome to the world of organized dota
nice fucking feed
>>122457902
Good, I got so fucking bored of the 3 mid meta
>sven is actually a counter for slardar negative armor
HOLY FUCK
