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Old thread: >>122152779
>Crews
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name in the thread.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_community (PS4)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>Patch notes
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/212174298--10-20-15-GTAV-Title-Update-1-30-Notes-PS4-Xbox-One-PC-
>Thread archive
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/
>Brady Games Guide for GTAV
http://mediafire.com/download/f7ymmhia55ybhy9/GTA+Brady+guide.pdf
>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
http://pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4
>Map of GTA V with collectibles and stuff marked
http://gta-5-map.com/
>Modding for single player GTA V
You should completely remove the mod files before you play online. People have been banned for modding SP before. You have been warned.
https://www.gta5-mods.com/
>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide
>GTA San Andreas MP mod info
http://pastebin.com/5yp4brcD
thanks rockstar
Reminder to report crew fighting and move on.
What a lovely day to be cruising in a convertible Ferrari
>>122427498
>crew fighting
>in a crew blater has already killed
>laughing_templars.png
>>122428105
I'm talking about cross crew fighting in this thread dipshit.
>>122428075
Why do you insist on referring to all gta cars to any real life equivalents? Not to get too technical but a Ferrari is a specific body design and since the Carbonizzare is based on both a ferrari and and an aston marton, it's incorrect to refer to it as anything other than a carbonizzare.
>>122429518
>Not referring to it as Carbonara
>>122428368
>cross crew
the console crew is solely represented by qt so if you argue with them then it's your own fault
>>122429975
I'm talking about this shit >>122427437
>>122429518
>forget car name
>use what the car is based on
My memory is terrible, and i'm too lazy to imprint "Carbonizzare" into my head.
Have an Aston Martin and a Mercedes
The merc is schafter or something
>>122430327
>shitposting is cross crew "drama"
/10 post senpai you are retarded
>>122430327
>>122430476
I was going through other generals on this board and it looks like a lot of cross crew fighting going on
>>122430418
You're so full of shit if you think "Koenigsegg" is easier to remember than "Entity."
>>122430476
>>122430627
Alright whatever, enjoy your olllposting.
>>122430818
I thought you were done with this general[/spoiler]Blater
>>122430652
>Say the word koenigsegg for years
>say the word entity whenever I get near that car
Entity is easy to remenber, so is TurismoR, T20, Zentorno, Kuruma, Haku, Bati, Akuma, Dukes, Voodoo, Coquetto, Ruffian
the rest im literally to fucking bored to, at least the Helicopters are interesting enough for me to remenber
Annihilator, Valkyrie, Swift Flying Bravo, Savage, Frogger, Maverick, Cargobob, Skycrane
>>122430894
Nice tagging Samantha
>B-B-Blater is the only one that doesn't like our constant bullshit!
Who's up for some late night Sunday shenanigans?
>ded thread
>ded gaem
>ded crew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKKSBHlxRdg
>>122432403
You're not me, I won.
Getting this for ps4 after only playing it on x360. What's new?
>>122432403
>ded memes
>ded hax servers
>ded circlejerk
>>122433502
>yfw you will never have the franken strange
>>122433684
Franken Strange? What?
>>122433502
I'd suggest getting it for PC or even xbone just for the fact that you won't have to play with this >>122433684
/fit/ dlc when?
I wanna make a rambo type character
>>122434051
forgot pic
I'd just like to say: olll
>blater hands the crew to sen, a person who has no friends, no popularity, and does not play gtao, in a bid to control the crew during his beta uprising
>it comes crashing down within a week
Good times.
Which motorbike would be the best in terms of balance between speed and handling?
>>122436128
Bati
alphas always win
fuck off beta faggots
does gtag have private sessions?
I've encountered hackers everywhere I go, might as well join the crew.
>>122437459
You'll encounter more hackers in the crew than you would have playing alone.
>>122437529
>hackers
Many have scripts but it's rare for someone to use them maliciously against another crew member.
So who changed the color?
>>122439192
if we're not green I'm leaving crew
>>122439589
>thinking Holo gives a fuck
tip top lel
This is a different kind of leadership. One who doesn't even read your shitty general.
>>122439960
Where did we all split to? I don't really pay attention to drama
>>122440108
I've just completely given up trying to follow what's going on.
>>122440259
Oh, I just noticed Holo's now the crew leader.
>>122440108
nobody split
with holo as a leader, I think GTAG can finally be peaceful
Let's hope he doesn't give it back to another fool.
>>122441245
>>122439960
>>122440381
literally who
>>122441313
>I want crew leader to be someone who posts their avatar constantly on the thread
>>122441563
>play with crew sessions daily for months
>not familiar with anyone who begins with or calls themself Holo
>wanting to know who runs the crew now is a bad thing
I bet that faggot kurugii is still here.
>>122441721
>he doesn't know holohoax
Don't be sad, son. Oooh no.
Holocauxt is here, and he'll make it better for you. He ain't a beta faggot, neither a tranny, he is just the guy this crew need.
>>122441721
>I bet that faggot kurugii is still here.
If everyone got their way there would be no crew for people to play with.
Alright I'm on tilt now, I need 3 guys who aren't retards to do the prison break heist because I've been trying to do this for several days now.
Every time I join it we do it first time, but now I'm the host someone fucks up, or quits, or doesn't understand that you need to help people as the demolitionist
>>122441721
how dare you talk about Dustin Vargos like that
Peace in our time, lads. Wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOWa-wuJf4Q
Does this turn anyone else on as much as it does me?
I have a problem.
>>122451327
>>122451434
>Whitey shooting up innocents again.
s m h white people
>>122451327
>>122451434
Nothing sick about taking screenshots of your gameplay shenanigans.
so conflicted about the crew colors.
>>122451327
Have you played Hatred? The screams the women make get my a little hard sometimes.
Did they remove the report form on the Support site? You can no longer manually report people and provide evidence?
I guess dino gen is not they only thing Rockstar isn't supporting.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
>>122452628
is dick filtered?
>>122452690
I actually liked Blater but holy shit he needs to let go and stop being so autistic.
>holohoax going full commie
send help
What are you supposed to do when someone in the crew kills you? It happened to me a few times and I've just shrugged it off.
Didn't plan on letting it slide again.
>he stole No Fun emblem from that other 4chan crew we cant talk about
lmao so done with this shit
>>122455835
You get cheats and bully them and lurk the thread to see if someone whines about it here.
After PC launch I killed so many level 5 shitheads I was kicked from the crew. Got back cause leader is swedish muslim.
>>122456053
t.Higgus
>>122456053
>he stole No Fun emblem from that other 4chan crew we cant talk about
You mean this?
>there are people in this thread who care about PKeks
If there is no drama it will take 6 days before we get a new thread.
>>122457280
That is easy to fix. Just claim GTA IV is the best.
>>122457280
ded thread
ded crew
ded gaem
the tranny won
>>122453002
newfag
>>122456290
My friend made a jake face from adventure time and we've seen at least two other clans that borrowed it.
>>122428075
nice graphics, faggot
>>122461568
complain more
>>122461568
considering I come from console, i don't really care
>>122463397
>namefagging after all the drama
>>122464000
>drama
>literally blater and sen samefagging as multiple people
>>122464000
oh, is there a problem? I've been fagging it up since 2014, and you think some crappy drama involving other people is going to stop me?
>>122429518
rockstar's frankenstein car designs typically consist of one major influence and several minor ones
the dukes is made out of various muscle cars but it's still an obvious charger knockoff
>Tfw the Sanchez is my favourite motorcycle since I only ever use motorcycles on offroad terrain
I'm still kinda struggling to get my sharp turns to be smooth enough.
https://a.uguu.se/dytyfc.webm
>still not unbanned
was supposed to lift today, don't tell me I need to wait until the exact time I got banned
>>122452690
they really took it like a serious thing
bunch of fools
>>122469679
Yes, you have to wait until the time you got banned.
dis game so fun mmmhm
desu senpai desu
>In a random public session
>there are zero peds or cars spawning
my dream
Dead general.
What's with this "strawberry hat" in special hats for signing in on monday?
>>122485685
GRRR FUCK YOU GUYS!
THIS IS /GTAG/!
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON TOP OF THIS!!
>http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/news/article/52530/lowriders-week-in-gta-online-discounts-at-benny-s
>>122485685
Lowrider discount week. There's a special hat and a rotating discounted lowrider every day.
>>122485880
>>122485893
so it seems
fucking shitposting and crew shit instead of GTA shit.
What are we even for if were not doing the fucking most basic?
Opinions on the Bullet?
I want a super for my second character but not one that's over the top (T20/Osiris/etc)
>>122492464
It's my favourite super
It's really slow (tops out at 100mph) but it's really fun to drive and it's also gorgeous
>>122492464
DONT upgrade the suspension past maybe teh first upgrade or youll be spinning for days because no spoiler. it's bette rto have the sticky understeer than spinning out all the time in the bullet
>>122492962
Ohh, that's a nice color.
What paint/pearl combo?
>>122493187
Spinny cars can be pretty fun sometimes
Thanks for the warning though
I am going to be switching to pc in a few months how much is the average cost of a low rider so i can save up for it.
>>122495910
800k, not sure due!
I regularly hack online in GTA5.
>>122497082
Fuck off
Why does my radio default to East Los FM everytime I joining freemode? It's driving me nuts.
>>122497570
UN DOS TRES QUATRO
>>122495910
400k for customable upgrade
200k for hydraulics
1k - 50k for cosmetics
>>122457336
but GTA IV is objectively the best there is
Hey can i get some advice on modding online, what mods menus should i use? I know i risk getting banned.
>>122500539
Use Infamous, 1.30b is the latest version. I spawned over 50 mil over a week, spawned vehicles and boosted my RP and still no ban.
>>122500686
>Infamous, 1.30b
link please, does it allow me to kick people?
>>122501075
http://www.mpgh.net/forum/showthread.php?t=1042554
Hell yeah it does, the menu is huge.
>>122501075
don't be one of those faggots who crash people who are better than you. just stick to crashing cunts who ruin freeroam with their menu.
>>122500296
I had great fun playing GTA IV. olll/olll would play again.
So, I've just installed the game, and apparently the main function of the buttons a, b, x (xbox joystick) are recording, activating and disactivating replay shit. I don't care for that stuff, how do I unbind it?
>>122501801
Do you want to get a group together for GTAIV game modes?
Maybe next year you guys can get olll to the top. For now, bestface is tops.
>>122501990
You might want to check your d-pad because those buttons only do that if you're holding down on the d-pad.
Anybody on ps4 want to run pacstan?
>crew not but in the hands of kkkurugii
>tfw no thousand year reich to keep degenerates out of gtag
Dustin was right
Wanna join the crew ign: Burrstein
>>122504556
yes
>>122504635
Got you. No crew killing and no kurumas allowed.
>>122502548
I used to do mostly freeroam funnying about.
Usual menu'ing the shit up.
>>122504869
what's your psn homie
After two whole months, I'm finally unbanned.
Now I need to request the sex change.
>>122505947
kibukj
(I thought I put it in the name field, woops)
>>122506136
already have you added, do mind if I wait a bit so we don't have to get randoms to join?
>>122506282
that's fine
>>122506036
You're finally going all out on that male to female transformation?
Post memes
>>122506824
I miss being good looking.
>>122506956
Introducing:
The angry science promoter of another dimension.
Can you still get really fat in this game like you could in old San Andreas?
>>122506036
>can't change gender
god is dead, rockstar removed the ender change for some reason.
>>122509101
No, you can't even eat
>>122509229
It's not that hard, just send them a support ticket and they will do it
>>122509816
They didn't let me do it. Said they removed it on 2.07 and can't do nothing about it.
I'll just start a new one in a few days and see if I get motivated.
>>122510075
say something about how you are currently transitioning yourself and how you want your character to make the transition as well.
How is the optimization? I've got shit specs, but GTA IV was runnable.
>>122510348
shit, I'd do if they would buy it
Killed my entire comeback hype
>unbanned
>30 minutes later
>get crashed
didn't even want to play it today anyway
>>122510973
It's better than IV by a lot, but load times are still in the minutes.
>>122508370
Why are he angry??? Did his crew call him a whiny faggot?
>>122513406
>mfw young memes still coming
lmao
>>122513406
wew this meme is RADICAL
>>122514016
s4s has been in overdrive for this day
>>122516048
keklel
>buying cars
>paying for insurance
>can't just have insurance agents come after you if you don't want to pay
Rockstar sucks.
>>122517265
jew detected
>>122517303
This is nice bird
>>122429921
Tbh those wheels look good.
>>122485880
>>122486074
>>122486274
>normies till don't have enough money for lowriders
What was it, like two days till everybody got tired of lowriders and switched back to normal cars? I always laught my ass of when some tryhard normie tries to impress others with his lowrider.
>>122486074
I'm here for the memes tbqh
>>122525387
>tfw no fun
Is it too late to get the masks?
>>122525387
Stay mad, console fag.
>that sweet spot between next-gen and pc
>where qt and fags fucked off to ps4
>just left with sv and few bros
>that ps3 chat room
>no circlejerk, no drama
>them first days of heists
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
>>122534131
enjoy blowing up twice as fast and 25fps low graphics :Dfaggot
>>122534254
>moments
>lost
Do you even reading comprehension? Past tense,faggot.
>inb4 another le ebin response, further proving my point.
R* need to bring back cops N' crooks to hta online. best game mode imo
is the PS4 crew community still active?
>>122536339
I do wish that I got 1 billion in hackerbux back in the day
>>122536516
Until then, there are these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSW56QKUtBI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGgu-QTJV54
>>122536339
enjoy being a faggot that wants to get blown up while your dedmachine can't go over 15fps even with low graphics
xD
>>122536731
I'm in two of them but I don't really pay attention to how active they are. There's definitely people in one or the other or both that I heist with often.
I found some guy who kept sniping me in one shot as soon as i was in his general direction, doesnt matter if I was 300ft away. Was he legit?
>>122538769
no.
he's using a trainer
>>122538769
if you are rank 100 and you continually get killed by a heavy sniper with one shot over and over it's definitely a trainer.
What's the most slavic car I can own?
>>122540438
futo
>>122540438
Warrener could pass off for slavic despite being swedish
>>122545484
but sweden is african. What kind of cars does africa make?
>>122536731
yes but most are playing fallout
Any fix on industrial vehicle speed since the lowrider update?
>>122546684
Lada reaver in real life. It was borderline armor plated.
>>122548236
No wonder they steal cars in north america to bring to africa.
>Fallout 4
>BB The Old Hunter is coming
>Just Cause 3
Uh guys I think we are officially dead until R* drops another hat update.
>>122549587
I for one have already quit FO4 and come back to this. It's just not worth it yet.
>Female characters
>Not looking like complete ass
Tell me your secrets, character creation a shit.
>>122550601
>asking gtag about women 3d or otherwise
>doppelkeks rolle
>>122550601
>playing as female
get out
>>122457336
GTA IV really is the best though, especially story-wise
I masturbated all day yesterday and when I woke up this morning my dick was sore. Shit still hurts right now when I try to get it hard again.
I think I'm just gonna go to bed, good night /gtag/
>>122551068
>>doppelkeks
Plenty of them anyway. I play as a dude, and until yesterday only with friends. I've got a doppelganger in my group and neither of us had any idea how the other was going to make their character. I did random heist setups last night for the first time to see how terrible it was and found others with the same look.
>>122551068
I currently have those at home desu
The Memeteam is here
>>122557372
Haha you like black people
>>122556860
tfw no LiDL in my town to buy dopplekeks in.
>>122558578
I try to avoid black people. They are not compatible with my autistic nature.
! G R A N G E R !
! D A N G E R !
>>122560347
That looks worse than the GTA IV pictures I posted earlier.
What settings?
>>122560529
PS3, settings are locked
>>122560643
I was suspecting moomins.
But anyway, I can't understand how it cannot look better?
Just look at the minimap, all jaggy.
I guess my inexperience with consoles are showing.
>>122560896
I've lost all will for graphics, care more for FPS though, rather play on everything low for 120 rather than shiny and pretty for 30
how can I get money without doing missions?
>>122561734
spawn hackerbux
>>122561734
AFKing missions. You wouldn't be doing shit technically.
Here's everything i've done so far in case you missed the last few threads.
new video is on the bottom.
I think I need to redo the camera work on a few of the first ones
because my later videos transition so much better.
https://a.uguu.se/wvtqmm.webm
https://a.uguu.se/jteoci.webm
https://a.uguu.se/bxairz.webm
https://a.uguu.se/jdwjhb.webm
https://a.uguu.se/amnloi.webm
https://a.uguu.se/tfmzot.webm
https://a.uguu.se/ivjgxg.webm
https://a.uguu.se/cmivuy.webm
https://a.uguu.se/gaspyv.webm
https://a.uguu.se/vtlahc.webm
>>122561734
Go into your apartment in the first mission of pacific standard and smoke weed in the game and in real life until they finish the mission.
Its what I do EVERY TIME.
>>122565134
That's retarded because you can't reliably get that setup multiple times without cancelling the heist and paying another 100k
so can we add this to the thread OP?
http://www.pcinvasion.com/gtamultiplayer-interview/
https://www.change.org/p/vote-for-the-authorization-of-the-multiplayer-mod-gta-mp-for-gta-v
>>122565632
No because nobody cares. We're all glad they're dead. You'll never bring them back. That's not how the world works.
>>122565632
>Implying Take Two cares about a petition with 5000 names when they're making bank on Sharkcards.
>Implying that's not the reason why Take Two even took down FiveM and GTAMP.
>>122565684
>>122565731
this general disgusts me
>>122566002
Can't handle the truth that Take Two doesn't give a fuck about muhcommunity and wants people to buy sharkcards?
>>122565593
You underestimate the amount of time and weed I have.
>>122565684
This. Stop infringing on people's rights and wasting time and resources on shit that will just get shut down in court. You know how people always say If you dont study history then you make the same fucking mistakes over and over? Its true constantly in the video game industry. How many of these things have been shutdown legally? Holy fuck stop being dumb. I can think of just off the top of my head a year or two the dayz team ended a mod too. BUT LETS TRY IT AGAIN
Post some really cool memes
>>122485685
>tfw missed the hats
The content I've lost
>>122577301
I got them for both characters. I don't even know why. I will never wear them.
Same thing for the Halloween cars.
>tfw you never have to do a mission ever again unless it's to fuck around and make everyone fail
>>122550601
I made the mistake of taking John Marston as a father while I made mine of PS3 but manage to improve a bit while going over on PS4. I do put on sunglasses to hide the bad eyes but with lots of make up, blonde pony tail hair my fem character don't look that bad.
Wearing black shiny leggings, bustier top with jacket on top gives the best woman shape. Heels are simply if you want 6'2 amazon or not. With feminine walk of course.
In fact most girls I've seen playing as a female character actually look really really bad compared to mine. Poor choices for hair, makeup and clothes. It's quite a mess.
.
I do wish they had used female mocap artists for animation since especially in cinematics like in heists it's all very rough male movements.
>>122580391
There are some missions and heists you can literally do nothing in them.
My faves are the insurgent and convoy heists.
>Get in kuruma
>Get driven to davis quartz quarry
>Wait for team to shoot merryweather
>Get in either insurgent as a passenger
>Wait.
>Get payed for having done nothing
I've gone to the washroom after getting in the insurgent, come back to more money.
>>122582701
Sorry I can do better than that .gif
>>122560347
THOS 60FPS THO
>>122583279
you don't get in the gunner spot and shoot?
>>122585992
60fps with graphics superior to pisspoor
>>122586403
Was at my buddy's house the other day, gta on his ps4 looked better than it does on my pc with 4770k and 980ti set to max. No idea why, but we got pcu cked in this game, a shitty console blows pc the fuck out.
>tfw inked lvl 140 has world record tattoo but you dont, but you have the deathmatch player killing tattoo and he doesnt
>>122587691
>Achievement tattoos
>Using anything in the game that makes your face look like a skull
>>122588382
whats wrong 2 spooky 4 u?
rate me pls
>>122588675
spooks are my trigger
>>122589692
thx senpai
So this happened today; I was doing FIB Clowns and a hacker spawned bunch of bodyguards on top of me, when we were supposed to kill all the FIB clowns, the bodyguards all shot me in an instant.
Any advice?
>>122589013
>>122589692
>>122591783
Updated version.
I'm going to start the game and drive some Kalahari now aswell.
>>122593092
Uninstall, to be honest family.
there was an update today on old gen. anybody know what for?
>>122594001
Like it's my fault some shitty 3rd party script fucks up a setup.
>>122583279
I meant I have friends who can make sure that I'm never broke. I enjoy only a handful of missions and survival is fun but could use a few more locations like that house from Series A or w/e and the graveyard could have been cool if they made it nice and more suitable for a survival map. oh well. I refuse to do heists anymore since people love to quit. stealing the jet is nice and breaking into the humane labs for the finale is okay, robbing the bank with 3 other people was fun too but everything else is boring.
>>122594389
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/214491057--11-17-15-GTAV-Title-Update-1-29-Notes-PS3-Xbox-360-
r8 me
made a left-wing liberal
>>122595538
>made a left-wing liberal
something about how you phrased this makes me think you're too young to know anything about politics
>>122595538
you look like a dyke, good job.
>>122595220
shit.
was hoping it would be something good
>>122595630
I'm pretty sure I know what liberals are m8
pic related
>>122596496
Old gen is completely abandoned at this point.
>>122595538
>left-wing liberals
>>122596574
uh huh
>>122596574
>tfw can't crossdress in gta
>>122595538
Looks more like a right-wing liberal authoritative anarchist with tribal sensitivities honestly.
Does anyone else have problems with the Rockstar client when patching?
Both me and a friend only gets to use like 1/5 of our internet capacaties (which is a huge problem for him since his internet is dicks). It also keeps stopping for us both, so we have to pay attention to them all the time
>>122597254
hmmm, is it the lipstick color? I should probably have gone purple to match the hair color. IMO I think I made him as close as possible to a cis hating queer.
Anyone know how I can save the ice shield on dinka enduro with the trainer?
>>122597606
Yea, I think red is too right-wing conservative.
>>122597173
Made a girl in Saint's Row 3/4. Cross-dressed her into a fedora + cargoshorts + open jacket & shirt. And the sandals not to forget.
Top & Kek, t.b.h. (To Be Honest)
>>122601417
saints row 4 had the best menu powers
hey um what happened?
I don't see blater, norman, anakata
pretty much everyone that was in the crew like 2 months ago
actually come to think of it I don't recognize like anybody in the crew, huh
things sure have changed
>>122604637
There was a fight over who had more memes and things got out of hand.
>>122604637
Norman quit, Blater commited suicide.
>>122604637
When you're a pkcuk the game gets ruined by hackers and such so people don't stick around like console users
so do you guys think that lizard squad is going to shut down gta for a second year in a row during christmas?
they threatened it and I can see it going down just like last year
So let's say I get this game next week have I missed out on a lot of content that I won't be able to get?
I feel like I will, like all the seasonal stuff, they aren't always in the game are they?
If so that sucks.
>>122607390
Yes, but it's mostly just cosmetic stuff like clothing. You've missed a couple weapons and cars, but none of them are a big loss if you don't have them, and most people only want them for rarity reasons.
>>122607203
sounds like you're a toxic fuck too, sonny
>>122607390
it's a fair bit of work to get seasonal content online (like snowballs) but I've done it successfully before, a few months ago
>>122607390
You're gonna miss two cars and about 10 masks from halloween, but there's a lot of stuff people missed such as Valentines Massacre, 4th of July, and Christmas surprise.
>>122607390
the only things I'd say you missed out on are the panties/stockings/heels from Valentine's Day a while back and the corsets. maybe some facepaint from halloween. you can get the patriot tire smoke every 4th of july so you'll be fine. fucking sucks that they make things for a limited time, fuck em.
>>122607609
Oh I see. That sucks that if you buy the game late you miss out on weapons and stuff. I feel like they should have kept the weapons and cars at least.
>>122607683
>>122607713
Have I missed many weapons? That's the main thing for me, I only usually like the updates for the things they introduce in single player
>>122607683
>Valentines Massacre
I wish they'd do it every year. I bought alot of the xmas clothes but I can't re-equip them.
>>122607784
Valentines brought a tommy gun, 4th of July brought a musket and fireworks launcher, and Christmas surprise brought the homing launcher which is available whenever.
>>122608083
Ahhh okay that's cool then, doesn't seem like I missed out on much then. I guess it helps that I'm a "returning" player
>>122607784
Musket, Gusenberg and the Firework Launcher. None are too impressive.
>>122607853
the xmas clothes were all free though so they took em away
>>122608163
>this guy doesn't kill everyone with a musket
>>122608163
what about the flashlight?
>>122607853
Just like the Xmas stuff it'll just get taken away, even if you were actually there for the events, chances are the same thing will happen for the recent Halloween event.
>>122608163
>Musket, Gusenberg
>none too impressive
Those 2 weapons were way more powerful than expected, so much that the Tommy Gun was unfortunately nerfed.
>didn't miss a single good thing from any update
>get banned for 2 months
>miss the franken strange
I won't ever get over it.
>>122609032
just ask someone that already owns it to drive it around for you while you watch.
>>122609216
I'll drive your face to the ground, I swer.
>>122609216
>>122609032
guess thats why pc.ucks are called pc.ucks
>>122608469
>>122608390
They nerfed the musket, faggorts.
Meanwhile in gta v solo....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FrV6apCYYE
>>122609678
Musket is still really powerful and usable, alsofun, you can still fairly outsnipe the Marksman Rifle.
>>122610152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOlDETWKV90
>>122610918
Most of the people I've used it against take two hits instead of one, so I never use it anymore, they may have been using armor though.
>>122611241
who /freeroam pvp with half a bar of health and no armor/ here?
>>122611241
I generally go for headshots with it at a distance and generally put people down with it, but you're probably right it should take at most 2 body shots to down people with a Musket even with armor on.
>>122612484
Don't you play on auto aim?
>>122612765
some people can point cursor at people better than others.
>>122612765
I was on Traditional GTA back at launch because Free Aim was dead, but since Free Aim has been fairly populated for a while I hop onto there when I play. When I'm forced to play Traditional GTA I try avoiding the auto-aim system because it's annoying, and most online fights are just sniper/tanks/jets battle anyways.
Kinda wish they go with the RDR Aim System.
>>122427498
30 man playlist ps4 now
>>122612765
>>122612484
>>122613196
1:16 to be triggered
"(Assisted aiming is traditional aiming"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk2doU1FLZw
273,000 subscribers for this cancerous shit
I miss the old days when someone would be considered a huge faggot for shit like this.
>>122615072
I've watched 30 seconds and it's an informative video and the guy isn't obnoxious. What's the issue here...?
>>122611398
Since I took up motorcycling, I pretty much just accept that I'll only be at half health at any given time.
>don't come into /gtag/ for a few days
> come back today and read through the thread
>still full of autistic faggots and drama out the ass
>>122620225
Drama died like 2 or 3 days ago, the threads just move at a snail's pace. /gtag/ is finally going to fall off page 10 regularly. It's over. People finally realized this game is shit and no updates will ever make it better because any good update would hurt shark card sales.
So no one's been playing gta?
Not even a freeroam story from any of you?
>>122506136
>kibukj
OH MEH GEH
I HAVE A QUESTION
I get an infinite load screen after the first cutscene for the very first FIB mission (Dead man walking)
Google is giving me fuck all
>>122617543
He says you should never use "manual aiming" because its not traditional and that all the missions he could pass on hard, he was falling on easy.
>when he actually has to aim
>when an aimbot doesnt do his job for him
>kids think aimbot is a thing to be actually used and not a tool for small children or the disabled
I hope you are trolling, because you make me very sad having to explain what was wrong.
>>122620960
It will be reborn when alternative multiplayer is released
In 30 months.Tbh it's pretty honest sounding dev schedule
>>122629060
You shouldn't use manual aiming on consoles in PvE situations. GTAV has some iffy as fuck TPS mechanics.
PvP and anything PC is complete freeaim, though.
>>122628683
I had that problem. What I did walk to the location before I triggered the mission.
Not joking.
>>122620960
it's dead because blater and sen are done samefagging the thread to create artificial drama
So i guess gta VIva paris isnt going to be a thign anymore?
>>122645385
>a series that parodies American culture and the concept of the American Dream
>set in europe
>we will never get another gta london
>>122645524
But that was the worst gta.
>>122629060
Your health in GTA Online is pitifully low and all the enemies are the goddamn Billy the Kid with a sniper.
If you play on console and want to play PvP, then go free aim. If you do missions and shit, the assisted aim is the way to go.
>>122646819
If youre being shot, it means your positioning is bad, you arent ccing, and you arent headshotting enemies.
fucking lewd kids
>>122651401
But Nessi I see up your skirt all the time.You'll never guess who~?
>>122651625
[embarassment intensifies]
PLS GO BAKA
>>122651779
What is there to hide under the skirt?
>>122652085
a penner
>>122652085
Non of your business desu
FUCK YOU JIMMY YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT
>>122653167
I know someone who has candy up the skirt. I can only imagine what you have!
Must be very interesting.
>>122654506
Pls go n stay go
ded thread
ded game
PS4 or PC?
Which one has less hackers per lobby2?
>>122655985
Nice self baiting qt
>>122656150
No, it's a legit question. I stopped playing on PS3 like a year ago and I want to start playing again, but I remember most of the PS3 lobbies being a hackfest and I don't want to experience the same shit again.
>>122656675
Want to play the same game, with the same aimbot lobbies, go ps4, want to play online with friends/gtag at the cost of m maybe 1/10 games being nuke fest, go pc
>>122656945
I think it is sad that you have to choose platform on how much hacking is going on.
The game at this point is getting old. It is amazing how little ******** games does to prevent hacking and money-spawning.
Things that are counter-logical to the survival of their SharkCard™ income stream.
>>122657273
this gif gets me every time.
Alright so I exported my 29 min video in rockstars thing and rockstar made a 25 min video.
IT CANT EVEN EXPORT THE TIME CORRECTLY.
My entire video is unable to be posted on rockstars thing because all the audio and video is like accelerated and not in sync with each other so much that 4 fucking minutes is missing.
I guess Ill try and put up a 4min video for the contest and see if that works correctly.
>>122664029
>29 min video
kill yourself
>go online to do some stuff
>chinese server
>here we go
>has placed a bounty of 9k on you
>get killed
>whatever its only a bounty
>comes back around
>god mode
>go passive, drive across the map
>a bunch of chinese players
>take out chaingun
>shoot them all
>all but one are god mode
fucking hell, 6 of them in a server
>>122665401
Hey Nessi, quickest way to earn money?
>this thread
are you guys supposed to be funny?
>join lobby
>lol give moni
>pls turn off auto-aim
>hacker lets go chilliad
>I'm with Paris!!!!!!1111!1/1//1
>allah snackbar
>PEW PEW PEW PEW HERE COMES THE INSURGENT
Next update to get a 17+ crew session again when?
>>122666407
>legitly
grind
>not legit
go online
spam "GIVE MONEY OR REPORT"
????
hopefully you profit
>>122451327
MOMS GONNA FREAK
Do you guys know when the last couple updates will hit PS3?
>>122669396
never
not joking
>>122667492
What if i haveInfamousand don't know how to use it
>>122664872
It's how I do stuff? I record a bunch of stuff and edit it all and depending on the content put it in episodes or a movie etc. Not doing that is stupid and inefficient. Doing them 1 video at a time is stupid. Hell I used to post daily and I had videos uploaded weeks in advance set to release as a given date passed.
will yacht dlc come out?
>>122670721
Someone should correct me if I am wrong
Open up the menu, go to "World" and set "Rich peds" to true? I don't know where it is
then
>esc>online>jobs>survival>[any]
>>122683626
Rich peds will get you banned
>>122596574
>Far left hairstyle isn't available
>>122684452
ayy lmao, r* finally caught on? great!
But thats why it was used in survivals no? a bunch of peds who drop anywhere from 2k to 20k (i think), and when you finish it counts as money made from jobs rather than picked up
>>122684726
No, it always counts as picked up
>>122684660
>99% of pedestrians clothes and hairstyles are not avaliable
>>122685074
Oh wow, has anyone been actually banned for picking up money in survivals? inb4 Suska/Doritoes
>>122685331
>ped models have all those nice clothes made for them
>MP shitty "universal" characters are stuck with shit
well, figures, although they could've taken the same clothes and readjusted them to the bodies of MP characters considering they're all copy/paste besides the face.
Anyways, im off, got a dumb test for Chem, catch y'all later
>>122685756
All I want is bigger breasts and the clothes to be adjusted accordingly, to be honest, family.
>>122657696
>prevent money-spawning
don't see why that bothers you.
>>122687114
It bothers me to get blown up in almost every session.
It bothers me when there are so many planes that you can drive around the city.
Money-spawning would be the only kind of hax that I could imagine Rockstar/Take2 would care about.
And therefore it could have been the reason for them to also stop the other shitter things.
I'm all in for teleporting and vehicle spawning but in the hands of shitters it destroys the game.
olll
>>122687856
I am in this moment, loading the game.
I made a whale to be honest
>>122688494
But that's a chicken.
I'm playing through SP for the first time and trying to get gold on every mission. I'm frustrated by missions with accuracy requirements, because generally the most efficient way to do combat is to go for headshots. Going for headshots means fewer total shots and generally reduced accuracy, even though you end up killing everyone more quickly. This is really annoying for missions with accuracy requirements, because it's easier to hit them by going for body shots only (since you end up hitting more accurately and getting more shots).
>>122688494
Im half tempted to submit a video for wanderer where I just draw a dick on the wall.
YACHT DLC CONFIRMED!
>>122684726
Haven't been banned yet familia
>>122689390
Anyone want to heist? I'm getting really sick of SP.
>>122492464
the bullet is fucking trash lol
#bombhasbeenplanted
>>122693034
The Bullet is a good car. It performs better than 90% of the cars in the game. It doesn't matter if it's at the bottom of its class when said class is top tier.
>>122693636
Wonder what the next new vs mode will be.
>>122693956
>90%
lol
if you're a poorfag i guess.
>>122696704
Number may have been pulled out of my ass, but are you denying that it performs better than most of the cars in the game?
>>122696826
Not him, but if you're buying based on performance, a better measure would be percentage of player owned cars it performs better than.
>mfw when I can beat any zentornofag with a faggio
get on my're level, scrubs
>>122699572
Nice menu
Who /seanado/ here?
>>122693636
what's a good 4-seater that a terrorist would drive? one of the rusty beater cars?
I want back in, throw me an invite
SC ElJayEl
>>122700643
The Parisfags drove momcars for their attacks
>>122700643
The Karin Rebel, is really a terrorist car.
But it's not 4 seats. ,':^(
So the only 4 seat beater would be the emperor (that I can think of)
Which doesn't look that much warfare ready, I think.
They have so much scenery in the game.
They could have made so many good CounterStrike like gamemodes. CT vs T.
>>122700643
>>122701271
Terrorists are probably just going to buy the cheapest thing that serves the purpose they need it for. Asea maybe?
>>122701467
Stratum is a 4 wheel drive and is completely unnoticeable dadcar, 10k if you buy it. Glendale is a momcar with good top speed but costs 200k.
>>122701125
Done
>>122701759
i was also thinking about buying a burrito and just painting it white since it's a classic look
then again, i could use the surge. for some reason, the terrorists being eco-friendly is a funny thought to me
>making the other CS:S terrorists is near-impossible with the limited clothing options
>i will never fill up a burrito or surge with environment-loving sticky bomb-planting bozos with deagles
>log back onto GTA after months
>GTAG is gone
well fuck
is there a new group?
>>122705703
Read the OP you wankstain. Also Broof and Blater an hero'd
>>122705703
Welcome back riskayy.
Yeah, broof's crew is gone. New one is http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag I'll send you and invite in a second.
>>122705971
the new emblem really makes me feel welcome
>>122700643
Merryweather Mesa or Oracle XS
Wasted thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUvyqAQrFcw
>>122427260
Requested an invite to the pc crew
Username: Scorpionbrnu
>>122717106
I got you, familia
>>122722031
r u an ant
>>122722127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkPXLPIbIQY
>>122722507
>2s latency
what the.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FrV6apCYYE
>>122693636
My nigga
>>122666565
Only by accident
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J58QjIhqv8
Here's my sad attempt at a female character.
>Do random heist
>Prison Break
>Demolition
>Oh neat have not done that in a long time
>Get bus
>WHY THE FUCK IS IT ONLY GOING 30MPH
>>122733759
delete
>>122723216
wat
>>122701759
>Glendale is a momcar
>classic mercs are momcars
>Tfw requested an invite to join GTAG crew and still haven't heard a word from it.
>>122740095
pc gtag doesn't have any pending requests at this time and none of the pending requests for gta general vg posted their names in this thread or the last one. post your sc and re-apply and i'll accept it. unless you're trying to get in to gtag community in which case i can't help ya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPBzTxZQG5Q
>>122739442
Drug dealers and mom use it. You could always go with astarope or asea but shit's slow.
ded
>>122746993
>eating at your desk
why do people do this?
It's worth it to buy San Andreas on steam? I heard it get terrible port on PC.
>>122748481
>not torrenting it
pckeks
go ahead and support the developer
I miss blater and sen
>>122737125
I will delete your ass
>>122733759
looks polish
>>122751868
Noplease.
>>122748993
>missing 2 whiny betakeks
>>122748481
>buying steam version
its literally the worst version
>>122748481
it used to be fine
then rockstar "celebrated" its 10th anniversary by releasing an update that made it run worse, introduced a host of new bugs and removed a whole bunch of music
just torrent the retail version
How do I make a cute girl?
>>122756457
Your fag you will figure it out.
>crew color changed to disgusting orange
I just want the green back, please you cock sucker. Stop trying so hard to be different, this is primarily a 4chan group and it should remain green.
>>122748993
I don't.
>>122757798
well, shit happens, the purple before was nice, but people complained that they "couldn't see" said purple. Now he switched to shitty orange
>>122757798
Who cares if it's a 4chan group. The crew ain't supposed to be pure 4chan autism, thus hatespeech not accepted at full force.
>go online
>accidentally buy primo customdont ask how
>decide to mod it up
>all those expensive parts
>very expensive parts
>soup it up, took all of nearly 50 minutes
>800k down the drain
>still have stock hydraulics
holy fucking shit, they should just give Bennys customs to every fucking car, imagine all the cash r* would bring in from turds.
any working method to get the cop outfit on current PC version?
>>122763732
forgot to mention that as soon as I posted that, I got $2000 for being a good guv
>travel down to airport
>scratch a car
>fuck
>go to LSC to repair it
>2.5k
>leave LSC
>hit bumper
>huge dent
>fuck it
>take video and fuck up
Was there an update?
SP keeps crashing out of nowhere.
Déclassé MoonBeam
Interior
Trim Design
How does the "Extreme Dashboard" display look when the radio is running?
>>122736527
Someone answer this. Why are trucks and busses stuck in 1st gear?
>>122764669
I never get that $2,000.
All I do is attack people nonstop because I have no money anyways.
I think have like 800 bounties set on me.
Most of the time my friend is with me and he shoots me directly in the face and takes the free $9,000.
Any news on the next update?
>>122764669
If you're trying to get a custom somewhere without damaging it, best way is to have your mechanic deliver it.And then an NPC will drive right into it.
>>122776472
>mechanic delivers car
>off to the side of the road
>instead of going around NPCs plow into it at 100mph
>>122777243
>Mechanic delivers car
>It's in the middle of an intersection a block away
When are we going to get some mechanic murder DLC
didn't the mechanic used to physically deliver the car and you could fight him?
>>122766409
everytime I go back to single player from online michael will fall through the map or something and it has to reload for a minute or 2
>>122583437
>disney doesn't sexualize characters
>>122777470
>he didn't play when the mechanic physically brought your car
I taught him a lesson with my baseball bat every time
>>122778382
>call Mickey for a car
>plows through 5 cars at full throttle then rolls it to get to you
>on its roof
>scratch was already there right?
>thread has been up for 4 days
>not even 500 posts yet
>page 10
Reminder that PCücks killed this general
How do I get a baseball bat
>>122783636
I haven't been posting cause I'm trying to finish my video for the contest
>>122784176
Play Cypress Flats LTS and pick it up
>>122764669
What are you doing? I've never payed for repairs on any vehicle. Just run or drive away in another car and request car. Instant repaired clean car.
>>122778080
>didn't the mechanic used to physically deliver the car and you could fight him?
Yup and he would often drive it into other cars, scrape it against walls on the other side of the highway and in the part of town with the waterways drive it into the water.
I just wished if you're at the helipad or an airfield calling for a pegasus plane didnt' make it spawn at the other airport on the other side of the map.
>>122793317
>I just wished if you're at the helipad or an airfield calling for a pegasus plane didnt' make it spawn at the other airport on the other side of the map.
yea I hate that too
at least for the mechanic you can just turn your back to the street and wait for the car to spawn right behind you but don't think it works like that with pegasus
>>122763732
>>122764669
This is why I don't have a single modded low rider. I drive around in my red and chrome trip peyote and it looks better than any lowrider.
>>122796972
>blah blah blah blah my blah blah better blah
yeah, no one cares
>>122796972
>I'm poor and this is how I show it
>>122796972
>Peyote and Manana weren't eligible to be lowrider modified
Fuck sake R*
>>122799021
They are in the Lowriders part 2 list
>>122768552
But if you ever hung around me, you'd see that all I ever do is shit on people.
>>122776472
>>122777243
>>122777470
>>122778382
>>122778578
>mechanic got murdered so much r* literally removed him
fuck that faggot, he deserved my baseball bat to his face every single time.
oh hohohohoho, even better is when he drive ah-fucking-way.
>in need of car
>call mechanic
>AIGHT IMA B RITE DER!
>see him a block away
>makes a turn
>press start and see him go towards the desert
fuck that asshole
>>122793582
It's a good thing you can now call pegasus while driving a pegasus vehicle.
>that one moron who didnt read patchnotes
>claimed I had hacks
>all I did was fly from a hydra into another hydra everytime
he deserved the bomb runs desu
>>122796972
I wanted to play with Hydraulics and also experience this epic moneysink called "customization", and boy I did learn something from this.
Why the hell can't you change basic shit in every car? You can change interior colours, seat colours, seat padding colours, etc. Those should've been default at LSC or something
>r* no fun allowed
oh yea
>>122799021
>manana
>the only vehicle in the game even resembling a classy lowrider
>not a lowrider
I hate this, I would've customized that, but I took the primo because of the aesthetics + 4 doors.
Also
>can't lowrider the ingame El CaminoI forgot the name of the ingame el camino
>>122799021
Neither is the Albany Virgo surprisingly. It would make a perfect lowrider.
>>122799580
Cheval Picador
>>122799580
That pic, it looks so stupid.
Is anyone on PC playing right now, or should I emulate some more PS2 games?
>>122799580
I have a feeling we will start seeing more detailed customization for all cars now that last gen is out of the picture. Low riders were just the start.
>>122799661
See >>122799513
It's coming
>>122799580
>tfw IRL the Lowrider fad is pretty much dead and buried
I wouldn't personally own one, not my taste, but I always loved the bounce offs and shit at meets. I think I saw one lowrider this season
>>122801680
The Lowrider fad was killed off in favor of donks. Donks when?
>>122801089
that wasn't the point
>>122801438
I can get on if you want
>>122801515
Still waiting on a Mercedes hardtop convertible like the SL65 desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jun1BHJWdNw 2:26
>>122801680
theyre dead irl, but ingame they could b fun for randumb shit like bomb the base featuring grove street, or doing drive bys and bouncing awaydoing drivebys in all green while using Tec9s sound fun
>>122801963
Donks are boring. It's all the features of a Lowrider except giant wheels and lifted suspension over tiny wheels and hydraulics
Get back up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd42tGayKtk
>tfw 25% off Moonmeme today
Time to get big pimpin
>>122808940
that was my first but kinda want to hold off for lowrider part 2 unless I spurge on friday for 25 off
>Randoms start attacking us for no reason
>/gtag/ kills all the randoms over and over again until we essentially strong arm the server into peace
>>122812550
It's hilarious how one of us gets attacked and the shitters don't realize there's like 4-7 of us on standby.
>doing a freeroam event for kicks
>listening to self radio
>the event's 30-seconds-left tune starts playing right as the solo kicks in
>>122815151
GIMME A C
>>122815151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A8WIlodmts
>>122807310
Oh wow this is incredible
>>122807310
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd42tGayKtk
>Zd42tGayKtk
>Gay
anyone turned off by people using silencers? I love hearing gun sounds and silencers trigger my gun autism.
I just bought GTA V, what are some things I should in Online to catch up with everyone else?
>>122820964
Well sadly the only thing which gives out decent cash is grinding heists. XP payout is okay across all events.
C U Next Tuesday
>>122820964
Worry about XP first. Money will come naturally, and you should worry about being a high enough level to unlock the things you'll want to spend your money on in the first place.
>>122820678
Very true, I like the dakka noise.
There's no point to them since they also reduce power. The only silenced weapon that's worth it is the PDW.
>>122821760
This, leveling up is far more important early game in order to get more health and more armour slots. Money will just come naturally out of jobs, heisting and the occasional hackerbux.
Does anyone still take nice in game pictures anymore?
>>122823297
Everyone left for fallout 4.
>>122823904
And they're not back yet? Failout 4 is the worst AAA game to come out in yeah.
>>122824040
Why would they come back? GTAO offers nothing new to those people who left.
>>122824185
Not even to try to get your ruiner glow with neon colors?
>>122824185
But hats and lowriders! What more do those entitled cockbags want?
>>122824754
Or why after all this time no one and I mean no one uses the best sports car in game?
>>122824907
I've actually opened up some garage spots recently getting rid of cars that don't really interest me anymore, and I've been considering getting that. The only problem is that I don't really like the look of Porsches.
>>122825235
I've been driving it for a while now. It's better than my massacro racecar has better traction. It can drift around corners very very easy and not hard to control. It's fast too fully upgraded. It's faster than an unmodded super.
>>122825381
Honestly it's not so much the speed I'm interested in but the handling. I tend to avoid cars that just stick to the road like glue.
>>122825898
I like my phoenix, I have alittle trouble with it since it likes to spin its tires alot.
>>122825898
Why do you think I keep calling the sultan a boring car. It's good but it sticks to the road too much.
Stop playing fallout 4 I can't keep bumping the thread last second.
I got you bro :^)
>still can't play the fucking game with firefox open
>>122831519
>fallout 4
pfffft
I'm playing battlefront.
>the prices to mod these low riders
Holy fuck R* you wonder why people glitch money
Now that the tripfags and attention whores have flamed out, it's kinda interesting to see just how many of the posts in GTAG were nothing but the same 4 people circlejerking endlessly.
Here's my last bump of the night from days gone by.
>>122835057
Thank fuck there's some decent guys in the crew who give out dosh, $400,000 just for basic shitty hydraulics is retarded.
>deadgame.pepe
>>122824907
>best sports car in the game
Managed to whoop a lot of Comets with the Carbonizzare , still convinced it's the GOAT Sports car.
RIP game
>Everyone on PS4 playing Fallout
It's something unpredictable but in the end is right
I hope you had the time of your life
>>122837043
oh wow
>>122746993
Why is there bird shit on your food?
Remove heavy rifle
I JUST WANT TO POST REAL MEMES
theres some guy in the gtag pc crew online right now, name is something like 'wngud ' he barely speaks english, kills other crew, and is trying to (successfully) crash peoples games..
he doesn't even seem to know what crew he is in. Can someone kick him out? i'm sure he got in just because someone accepted him without checking.
>>122824907
>3 years later
>still no spoiler-less variant
>>122851141
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/wngud021
>>122834401
>i'm not playing that shit game i'm playing a totally different shit game.
>>122851595
>i'm still playing gta
Fucking NEET autist.
>>122851646
yes, are you saying you are a normalfag redditor piece of shit? then why are you here?
Go market EA games somewhere more suitable.
>>122851830
>if anyone doesn't post gta related things in the thread on muh sekrit klub he's a redditor XDDD
>being proud that you are a worthless NEET
>>122851936
>i am a normalfag
I know.
>>122852198
That's better than being a worthless NEET. :^)
>>122851830
>being a proud NEET
>being proud of your shitty le keking game
enjoy
I sexually Identify as John Cena. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of defending my WWE championship at WWE SUPERSLAM. People say to me that a person being John Cena is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, You Can't See Me. I'm having Vince McMahon inject me with Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect. From now on I want you guys to call me "Champ" and respect my right to Five Knuckle Shuffle and Never Give Up. If you can't accept me you're a cenaphobe and need to check your championship privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
>>122837043
fuck, this made me really sad
it really is dead huh
>>122820678
Yeah, but more importantly they reduce damage. I only have a silencer on the Combat Pistol and the Sniper Rifle for stealth missions (i.e. Humane Labs Deliver EMP).
>>122821437
How are you autistic enough to make this tabulated list but not autistic enough to deal with that clusterfuck of hundreds of tabs in the background?
>>122853271
I miss everyone, drama or not. Anytime a regular fades or vanishes, it feels bad.
>>122851141
aww poor faggot got bullied online now he bitch and moans here. grow up little shithead and fight your own fights.
>mfw Blater thinks he can stop being a NEET
>mfw he fails and come back here asking for help
The ride never ends.
>>122853870
what the fuck are you talking about?
>>122852356
>>122852414
You know this site has gone into the shitter when these normalfags come in and have a pride parade.
I get it, you are from reddit and watch the daily show after coming home from 8 hours of wageslavery that you claim to love so much and want to show others just how normal you are, desperately.
But this site is not for you, facebook is full of people like you, all trying to show each other how normal they are. You can join them, you will be accepted as one of them, you might even win the goodest goy competition ! (sponsored by EA, your favorite kosher developer) .
You are such a normalfag you don't even understand why calling me a NEET is not in anyway an insult.
Check your highend smartphone you no doubt own, is it time for you to attend your wageslavery yet? should you be getting some sleep in order to be alert and refreshed for another day of working to make rich people richer?
Anyway i've got another terrible day of doing whatever the fuck i want, for myself. Smoke weed, drink a cup of tea and play videogames all day. I have this crippling addiction to freedom, instead of being a normal wageslave with a BLACKED subscription and the latest goyphone, i just sit here , 24 hours a day, doing what i want to do, sleeping when i want to sleep, Not capitalizing 'i' because i just don't fucking care.
>>122855496
>this entire post
top lel m8. what a sad bunch you are
I love daily show too, but I prefer watching rik mayall on sundays
>>122855496
>Smoke weed and play videogames all day.
>being a degenerate
>>122855762
>I love daily show
it shows.
>>122856050
>I don't like the daily show
you faggot NEETs won't ever learn.
You're all shitcunts and will get rekt racing me in my chrome Kuruma.
>>122851141
I sorry friend. English not first language. I stop now.
>>122856293
you didn't win a single race against any of the sultans, you faggot
now you have to try against my Primo.REEEEEEEEE NORMIES AMIRITE xD
>>122855496
"hey anon, go clean your fucking room" - disappointed parent that's getting to the point they think the only decent thing you could do would be to kill yourself, but you'd probably fuck that up too.
>hurrr wageslave
self employed master race
ON TOPIC
Why is the content creator so limited? Still can't give actors carbine rifles, can't choose where they sit in vehicles (no placing guard on insurgent machine gun without filling the truck) It needs a lot more options, same as director mode
>>122856389
why do you faggots make this ugly as shit characters?
>>122856389
>bitching about normies when you're the 10,000th faggot in this thread to have a female avatar
Top C U C K
>>122856715
I'm not bitching about normies, you retard. I'm not blater with his useless faggotry.
also,
>not playing as female
>2019
>year of the olll
how do i launch gta5 without steam? i wanna play a modded game
>>122858035
>literally stares at a mans asshole all day while playing games
>20 years of staring at men's assholes
>BUT UR THE FAGGOT ANON
>>122874059
What kind of faggot games are you playing?
Here's another picture from a while back.
>>122856293
with all the script shitters that have gotten a "crush" on me, I can just ask them to freeze you at the starting point:^^^^^^^^^^))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))this game is weird, like nigga, damn
How is it possible to install singleplayer mods like cars and still be able to play online? Like having fully modded singleplayer and clean online at the same time.
>>122878512
Two full versions of your game on a hard drive.
It's the only way.
>>122874059
Who the hell stares at the ass while playing? What are you, a virgin?
Your autism is showing.
>>122878871
>120gb of GTA V
Even though we live in a age where 1TB hard drives are almost free still...
>>122879392
not sure if the sale is still going on but there is or was a WD blue 1tb for like 40 bucks
>>122879359
Not him but you sound kinda gay senpai
>>122879915
I am gay. I love sucking a big dick and getting my ass probed.
Hell, who doesn't, right?
can any of the lowriders be made topless besides the buccaneer?
Guys I decided to come back after a long break. What did I miss?
>>122884270
The Memes. olll
>>122884270
Flashlight
>>122856715
This isn't me f a m
add me to the PS4 crew pls
my social club name isArfovar
>>122856293
>>122890673
This also isn't me t b h
I need to monitor this thread more closely for memes and defamation
>>122890716
done
been a while since i've been here
has that autistic triptrap killed himself yet, his name was like callmeqt or something
Monitoring this thread for memes the whole night.
>tfw Lowriders 2 on Tuesday
>garages full
Limitless properties WHEN
>1415+600
>Not having both a male and female character because the game lets you have 2
Y'all gay lmal
>>122895585
>2077-62
>Not having a realistically ugly, middle aged female secondary
>>122882651
Chino
>>122894493
Here's a meme for yaOh come on now, a GOOD smile
>>122853489
You get silenced weapons by default in those missions. you don't really need to buy silencers.
>>122896229
should I buy it today for the discount or wait for lowriders part 2?
>>122900274
Depends on your garage space and the amount of money you have.
>another day you log in to get one of those caps
>another day to remind you that you didn't get the franken strange
Oh well.
>>122895465
who gives a shit? honestly...every fucking lobby has script kiddies in it now. Why is rockstar releasing more shark card content and not banning these little shits ruining the game?
Dude memes lmao
>>122427395
Drones when, drone?
>>122451692
>>122509229
You get 2 toon slotts, sl00t
>>122904406
Roçkstar doesn't seem to be the most tactical and foreseeing game developer out there.
>>122899986
Oh, for real? Awesome, thanks for the info.
>>122906208
>ranking up again
I'm not Sen, I go out and play with the girls from time to time.
>>122904406
ps4 is script kid free
>>122904390
just use trainer to save it........ scrub
where is everyone?
I keep joining crew sessions but nobody is in them?
RIP /gtag/
kek desu senpai baka
>>122906208
more character slots when??
>>122911262
don't you have 5?
>>122912018
Five whole character-slots.
>>122912018
Are you meming on me or what?
Stop the madness. 2+ character slots when?
I have become one with the Shark Card™.
>>122912018
There used to be 5 but the way R* planned to unlock those 3 other slots was with dlc.
Community outrage happened and then the 3 other slots were shelved.
>>122913936
nice try nessi
>>122915374
»Nessi
How long time until some map expansion we can explorer?
I have soon climbed every house in the game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ahHWROn8M0
rip game
>>122839519
I have both and like both. Comet is more rare and as fun as the open top can be it's a sniper magnet.
>>122826712
It would be nice it the sultan was a slippery drift car. It's more rally grip than tuner.
>>122851418
Huh that would be neat.
>>122839519
I'd like a racecar version of carbonizzare and comet, surprised there isn't one. A nice quick GT1 version like the massacro.
I'd like to maybe see a racing oracle.
Hey lads, any idea where I can get GTA:VC mods/skins?
Hopefully not GTAinside because all theres no sorting system
>>122856652
Shit taste and shit taste in women. People like that make fuck ugly characters in every game even the sims.
>>122921926
Gonna try it. Have any experience?
Who left this thread on page9_?
This has 1.5 million views, can anybody explain why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyA7SCqIEgw
>>122904406
I could care less, this shits been going on since October 2013, deal with it. I'm more interested in content. I'm also not a PKek so that my limit my exposure to 13 year olds cheating
What ever happened to shit like special crates, HPV and armored trucks? Don't think I have seen one in months
>>122929245
Were bugged hard for a few months only spawning one event per 48 minutes. Seemingly completely disabled with the free roam update.
I hope they return, some have balance issues but the freeroam events are pretty fun. Add in the smaller original events popping up in between and freeroam would be pretty great
>>122929642
>>122929245
>tfw no special crate Christmas this year
It's for the best, it was a shit way to distribute items since they bugged out so often, but competing for those stupid shirts was some of the funnest shit I have done in Online
Post doings and listenings
Finishing the last couple of singleplayer missions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K57dVZ4oHtQ
>>122928040
>13 minutes long
>Compilation #26
People are fucking idiots, that's why.
>>122912972
The only point of extra characters is that they look different. There's no other benefits to more characters. Have you seriously created 5 characters and want to make more?
newfag here, why are some characters invisible (you can only see their heads)?
>playing story mode
>the map has so much more cars, peds, all kinds of props and objects, animals
Holy fuck I have been playing the fucking empty online for hundreds of hours. This game seriously needs a alternative multiplayer or serious new gen overhaul with all those singleplayer stuff in MP.
Fucking dead gen still holding us back, after I was reminded how the single player looks like I so mad and don't want to even touch the empty MP world again.
>>122427260
>Requested invite to PC crew
SleepyOwl1989
>>122930635
12 year olds with EBIN HAX XDDD
>>122933378
The only thing Online needs from SP is the varied traffic with DLC cars. Animals, peds, dense traffic, etc do nothing but get in the way and cause lag
Had a nice night with the crew fucking up some raccoonshitters.
Raccoon masks should be KoS, if you ask me. They're always insufferable pricks.
Does the custom emblem thing where you upload your image as a vector to the editor still work?
AROUND COONS
FIRE SOON
>tfw your posse runs crowd control while you beat the shit out of a raccoon
>>122937672
>you will never have trouble with a vulture
>>122746993
Why don't you ever exercise?
>>122920773
What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know goes away
In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
If I could start again
A million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way
Anyone wanna run pacstan all the way through? Add -Horris- for invite
>>122941823
Post again if you are desperate for the last spot to be filled.
>>122943280
Too late. I just exited the game. No one joined. Ded game.
>>122943402
Ded game indeed. Best bet is to ask gtag if you see many crew members in free roam.
it's not over...not yet...it can't be over...
>>122947461
Well, I've been afraid of changing
'Cause I've built my life around you
But time makes you bolder
Even children get older
And I'm getting older too
Oh, I'm getting older too
I take my love, take it down
I climb a mountain and turn around
And if you see my reflection in the snow-covered hills
Will the landslide bring you down
And if you see my reflection in the snow-covered hills
Will the landslide bring you down, oh, oh
The landslide bring you down
>>122941823
southern trash down
>HLTB says average speedrun is 14 hours 7 minutes
>finish the last mission after 13 hours 39 minutes
what the fuck. 2 hours of my played time were spent just riding around, driving over pedestrians. hltb has some shitty speedrunners
>>122960958
nevermind that, that was my time on michael. i have 32 hours 28 minutes on all three
and why did they even implement the "kill trevor/michael" options? what kinda idiot would kill one of them
>>122824765
I want my fun interiors back.
ALRIGHT. THE DRIVER SHOULD BE WITH YOU SOON
>>122910138
and player free too
>>122910138
Bullshit, just ran into a guy with Christmas clothes who not only survived my car hitting him and his own rocket, but was one shoting everyone with his first shot.
I started to play the game and for some reason I can't steal some online cars. I'm not talking about supers, some shitmobiles like the Rhapsody are either locked or, If I manage to steal one on the go, It just kick me out.
>Lamar missions are mandatory 4 people
Why does R* insist on making DOA content?
>>122975495
If you didn't pull an NPC out of them, they were most likely player cars.
>>122975619
I'm talking about NPC cars, yes.
>>122975495
Surprised you are even finding cars like that online.
I'd assume you can drive them atleast, but all DLC cars no matter how shitty, are "too hot to modify" Translation: Buy SharkCards and pay for it go... Guy
>>122975495
Super cars were just the beginning. They've begun their final transition into making the game truly Grand Purchase Auto.
>>122975702
I don't think the Rhapsody can even spawn in online, so you might be mistaken.
>>122975756
most dlc cars spawn around the stadium area for some reason
but of course you can't steal them for yourself
>>122976309
Is this some kind of ninja update? Because some YT videos show people stealing them.
>>122977137
You can steal them, you just can't keep them.
>>122977475
As I said before the cars are always locked if you find them parked, or just kicks you out if you steal them from some guy.
>>122977137
i got the pc version at launch and i don't remember this ever not being a thing
dunno before that
>>122975495
It's happened to me.
And there just happened to be modders in my lobby every time it happened.
>>122976082
It doesn't, it's a PC car.
Tumbling down.
so this online mode is basically a wannabe mmorpg? i have to do repetetive races and deathmatches and other boring, linear stuff just to get weapons so i can do more boring repetetive shit?
why not allow for doing stupid shit like allow the titan to open its cargo bay so you can try to land things in there with a friend
>>122985940
The missions at least have variety, heists which pay the most are the exact same every time.
Not counting all the fucking restarts you'll have.
>>122985940
Because fun is prohibited.
So what's stopping everyone from playing online?
>>122991980
Repetitiveness can be done better than GTA:O's attempt.
Playing 1000x rounds of CounterStrike is still fun.
Driving up on MountChillard 1000x is not fun.
>>122992349
Then fuck off back to whatever the fuck autism strike's general is called.
>>122992349
>>122991980
I like to grind mission with people but when people use armored kurumas, it makes them really boring.
I also like doing survivals, just shooting up npc's with my dakka pride is fun for me. No one joins them.
Adversary mode is also a fun mode for this game, no one joins them either.
It just seems like only shitters/normies play this game and only do shitter/normie things.
>>122992674
I gave you a clear explanation of why people are leaving the online.
Don't get upset :^)
>>122993048
I'd play some missions and survival with you.
DEAD GAME, DEAD THREAD, NEEDS MORE MEMES
>>122999112
Fuck you
My dreams have died.
>>122999595
THATS NOT A MEME
you're a meme
M
E
M
E
>>123002145
Kill yourself.Not even kidding.
>>123002327
>Blater can't go away and is now here hating on good memes
kill yourself, you faggot
>>123002327
Not going to listen to a worthless NEET :^)
uuuuh?
Good to know derrick has a goddamn defense force now.
I play FiveM exclusively and there are non-shitters that have joined me.
>>123004407
It is what it is.
>>123005134
It's shit.
Dead crew
>>123005169
Tell me what is shit. Maybe I can change it to the better.
But if you don't tell me it will never be better.
>>123006402
Crew's split into the actual crew and derrick's little circlejerk in RICE.
The fact people are trying to act superior on an anonymous imageboard because they took a picture of an emote.
It doesn't help almost all of the usual avatarfags left for fallout general so we have no one besides the usual people who still wander around in here.We've fallen too far, we can't go back ever again.
>>123004325
It's shit modders like this guy V
>>122937672
That do things like this.
>>122993048
If you're on PC, I'll play modes with you. Just ask.
Eyepatch when
Trenchcoat when
Long boots with jeans when
More good bomber jackets (not lettermans) when
Hawaiian shirt for men when
More beard options for men when
>>122993048
I'll play with you as well if you're on pc.
Do acceleration upgrades do anything after the bar is filled? Lots of cars still have a load of upgrades left after its full.
>>123008507
Yes.
>>123008507
Keep updgrading until you have all of the upgrades.
GTAV/O is so fucking weird because it has stat bars for everything, and they aren't accurate for shit.
>>123007438I fell for the bait probably
Dude doesn't mod/scriptshit
He's legit, and all his glitches were achievable without the need for scripts and shit.
Hell, I scriptshit (rather, used to, in the ---neS days) and I've never crashed a person unless hes a scriptshit blowing up the server or something.
Why in the FUCK is there still not a weapon storeroom in our apartments? There's a locked door in both high end apartments, it could go there
>allows weapons to be displayed
>anything in the storeroom shows with chosen tint and accessories
>any weapons in the storeroom will NOT be picked up from NPC drops outside of locked weapon modes
>if you like carrying everything that's fine you still can
>for space sake anything in the thrown category won't have a slot here.
>can show your friends all your gaudy Yusuf guns at once
I'd honestly pay money for this update. The layout could be similar to ammunation. Pegboards for big guns, cases underneath for smaller guns and melee weapons
>inb4 just drop guns
Fuck you, I want to own all the guns, not carry them all at once. Plus, apartments could benefit from added utility rather than being a safe outfit changing place and shitpost zone
>>123009302
>go to boot of car
>switch RPG with minigun/grenade launcher/etc
could actually nerf the h0m0 launcher, like anyone besides shitters care.
Reminder that TBoGT actually had that guy you can call, he'll bring his escalade to you and you can buy weapons/armour from the boot. Shit was badass
>>123010041
TLaD had it too, was in the back of a Slamvan
I like the idea but you know as well as I do that shitters would be in an uproar. Optional apartment storage is as good as we can expect
>>123009302
weapon safe will come with apartment customization for 1 million dollars
>>123011995
Nice source fagtron
>>123012295
that was just shark card meme speculation
I saw people saying there were leaked files of apartment upgrades but I haven't read anything about what they were besides a pool
muh dick
>>123012737
R* commented that they would consider apartment customization. Let's pray they put a damn safe or something in
>>123013018
Welcome to September 18th 2013
>there are people in this thread who still play GTA
>>123013713
>R* commented that they would consider apartment customization.
Not only do I doubt that they actually did that, even if they did that then that still means nothing. Just that they won't exclude it as an option.
>>123013854
>there are people who still shitpost
>>123013854
Well it gets frequent content updates so it's not surprising
>>123013713
Sorry senpai, I haven't played SP before and wasn't around for the initial threads :(
>>123013895
No, that's exactly what I meant. They stated that they recognized it was a request and would be considered. Not that it's a guaranteed
>>123010041
>boot
Real english-speakers call it a trunk.
>>123014193
>>123013854
>there are people in this thread that shitpost on japanimation forums on saturday night and call other people betas
>>123014176
>>123013895
I knows it's a meme that 360/PS3 were beta testers, but after recently upgrading to the enhanced version it really does feel like it was.
Now that the beta period is done I do feel R* will put more effort into upcoming updates
>>123015170
It really was a beta, go compare the hats between lowrider and illgottengains / pc launch.
>>123014027
Frequent please.
Rockstar has made so much money that we should be seeing weekly updates to the game.
http://www.teamfortress.com/119/
>>123015365
They are free updates you ungrateful shit
>>123015878
muh free updates
>>123016174
Muh tripfag going into my filter
>>123015878
Defending the company that makes a horrible multiplayer game, and doesn't fix it.
>>123016850
>horrible
>after we just had an amazing update
memes and men
>>123017857
"men"
>everyone get in my car
>>123019967
nice kuruma fgt
>>123019967
Wish we could have neon like this, looks great
>>123017280
»Amazing
>>123021590
I don't have enough donte pictures but, fuck you.
Derrick, you've always been friendly and fun to play with, but it seems like this whole "alphas vs betas" thing is just you bullying people and kind of being a dick. I admittedly don't know the full story of all the drama, but it's just my opinion, man.
>>123021590
Nice meme jackass
Is this game good
Twenty posts from a new thread, is everyone ready to continue this fall.
>>123025930
>took almost a week for a new thread
Jej
>>123026208
We're gonna spend another two days on the last 16 posts and then we wont have anyone making a new thread.
>>123025808
Yea
>>123025808
Maybe
>>122427260
New thread.
>>123032491
>>123032491
>>123032491
>>123032525
This one hasn't even reached the bump limit yet.
>>123010041
tfw lnessi and others are betting on if u will die in the heist
I DIDNT DIE THAT TIME YEAH
also tfw u burn an agent with a bounced flare
>>123033350
>join heists when possible
>become bullet magnet
>-Nessi has died
We're dead!
The thread that was supposed to continue us has failed.
shame on the kekold for making an early thread
can you complete this shit already, goddamn
>>123037991
>being a completionist
Deleting a thread when this one is 4 posts away from bump limit is stupid.
>>123038268
>>123038268
>>123038268
>>123038326
ONE
>>123039195
ZERO
>>123039195
TWO
