Newbois welcome! #MakeSrgGreatAgain
>Marathons:
NASA:
-ESA equivalent taking place in North America, Chicago.
-http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
-https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
>Resources:
speedrunslive.com/tools
TASVideos.org
speedrun.com
srg.speedrun.tv
http://twitter.com/rwhitegoose
http://rankings.the-elite.net/~RWhiteGoose/goldeneye
http://www.youtube.com/user/RWhiteGoose/videos
>>122340978
who fucking cares
pie
jymo
werster is running pearl now.
we like werster right?
>>122341518
not since he turned into a beta kek obsessed with adrian
holy FUCK no one is streaming
Official list of people more "above it all" than /srg/ is "above it all" regarding donations:
you (the person posting this)
I dont accept donations but I'm still reddit
What kind of faggot does that make me?
>>122341831
>>122341907
so based?
>>122341936
lol
>>122341907
>>122341936
Am I a based faggot then?
>>122341936
based on shit
>>122341518
once a cheater, always a cheater. that's what jerry springer taught me.
why is /srg/ so obsessed with reddit now?
>>122341831
Hi 2dos, don't think serg is THAT retarded and didn't notice your redditathon.
SERG dies tonigth
>>122342105
Jealousy that Rookery had a better meme marathon that was toned down enough to appeal to the general public
I feel like I have a special connection with /srg/.
I feel like I've lost my special connection with /srg/.
jy has the best stream
Even sitting down you can tell Flicky is a disgusting smelly little manlet.
>>122342205
no, everyone is just jealous that reddit is raising $1700 for a female in australia to go to AGDQ despite the fact GDQs were proven to be scams combined with the fact that Trihex got shit on for giving $1700 to a female a month ago to go to an event.
it's like poetry. no wonder why cosmo wants to be female.
Who is worse, Rookery or Collective?
someone make Amydejure shut the fuck up pls
>>122342595
rks
>>122342595
>>122342642
And for the record most of collective is rks too, so there's your answer
>>122343498
#rks is the evolution of the collective. #smw merged with the collective to form #rks. it is the most cancerous channel on srl irc. i'm just in it to log it and laugh at how pathetic they all are.
>>122343637
that's a pretty pathetic thing to do
>>122343637
pastebin.com/GeznFg2V
reminder majority of the people in #rks worshiped goobi and kryssstal for years.
Narcissa
>mfrn
Who are some srg approved speedrunners I should be following?
>>122344939
iateyourpie
>>122344939
http://pastebin.com/wWepHN5i
>>122344939
witwix
>>122344713
hi garrison hope things are well. kirua and psyfur too
>>122345038
thanks anon. i'll check some of these faggots out.
>>122344939
Narcissa
>srg is a list
lmao
>>122345550
>he didn't make the list
lmao
>>122345619
fuck OFF hippie
>>122344939
Nosraef
>>122345847
please fuck off nosraef
>>122344939
lurk
*opens stream*
>splits on the right
>timer above the splits
*closes stream*
>glenn
Wish headcrab went to sleep and didnt ever wake up :/
>>122347573
so you could do lewd things to her while she slept? you monster
i hate that i fall in love with most speedrunners i see. why does it always hurt so much, srg?
>>122347917
Like who?
>>122348014
narcissa
>>122348095
He's not a speedrunner >___>
Who is the Ronda Rousey of speedrunning?
>>122348014
you
>>122348146
caleb
>>122343498
Half of the Collective hates anime. Does this make them better or worse than #rks?
>>122348146
you tell me
hey janny, if you're here, can you actually do something fucking useful and ban headcrab?
>>122348246
>people actually pay money to watch women fight each other
a 15 year old boy could fight off both of them
When are we going to take over SRL?
Reminder that NKR got BTFO by squid
>>122348458
the women's fights tonight were far better than the men's desu
>>122348469
When we get /srg/ weekly races going.
Imagine if that was right now. There's literally no one on. We'd be top dog.
>>122348246
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
No.
This was like finding out Fedor lost on Youtube the day after.
>>122348638
people tried this like 5 months into srg's life
didn't work with srm, won't work now
>>122348638
who was the person setting this up. i would like to discuss some plans with them.
Come on, when are Piehex streaming? I'm bored.
>>122348146
cosmo. turned out to truly be a girl after all
>>122348505
>squid gets exposed about not knowing about his heritage
>constantly uses buzzwords to evade arguments
>actually leaves and pretended to have not been exposed because he knew he couldn't win in a straight up argument
you got BTFO you stupid grind monkey
>>122348827
speedrun mafia had a flaw of aiming for the wr in games instead of just optimizing and having fun. there was going to be an announcement at sr6, but no one knows if sr6 is even happening anymore.
with that said, by the end of the year an update to srm will be announced.
>>122348873
hehe uh, excuse me anon I think you're lost this general is for speedrunners.
>On a few occasions I did ban some vg people on sight (i'd say roughly 5 of them) not because they "disagree with me" as they didn't even have time to talk. I don't remember the names, I know cyberdemon and Naegleria were banned (maybe by me, no idea) and a few others. And anyway, why couldn't I? It's our channel, we can ban whoever the fuck we want.
>>122349161
Good for whoever this. Cyberautist and Fatgleria should not be granted access to any civilized space.
>>122349161
based
>>122349161
who
>>122349161
>we can ban whoever the fuck we want
Except Muhammed
>>122349538
>giving him the attention he wants
>>>/v/
Please stream
>>122349727
*streams*
>>122349727
you wouldn't watch me anyway
I'm real glad that our bois at the rookery are having a marathon this week.
>>122348945
>complain about buzzwords
>use "exposed" twice in the same post
Such is the life of a monkey poster.
>>122350028
ooh ooh ah ah ah!
>>122341518
>>122348469
>>122349161
who is we?
>>122350656
#rks buttbudies.
I aint even gon lie
I love serg and everything it stands for
It's a place rich with lore and memes
It's a place where you can speak your mind
It's a place where a kid can be a kid
It's just so goddang comfy in here!
Reminder it's 2015 and there is nothing wrong with being a stream monster. Get on the right side of srg history.
>caracarn will never teach you to speedrun ff9 hands on
>>122350915
>it's a place where a kid can be a kid
not with M1 on the loose
>speedrunning is dead
Yes, I've heard. Depresses men by the hundreds, and if it were here it'd consume the sellouts with fireballs from its eyes and bolts of lightning from her arse. I AM speedrunning. And I see a whole army of my faggots here in defiance of tyranny. You have come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What would you do without freedom? Will you fight?
My 5 step strategy for saving speedrunning:
1) Mend the broken /srg/ (in progress)
2) Mend the broken SRL
3) Mend the broken Speedrun.com
4) Mend the broken SDA ("The Civil War" eta Fall 2016)
5) Disband GamesDoneQuick LLC. and the PCF forever
Yes, fight and you may retire. Reddit and you'll feel "community" -- at least a while. And retiring in your work shoes many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our speed, but they'll never take our freedom!
>>122351087
You will then learn it yourself and be better because of it. It isnt Caracarns responsibility to give free hand outs to every stream monster who wants to mash text for 9 hours
based svenne
>>122344939
cfb
>>122344939
Me :^)
>>122351352
he should charge for lessons like majinphil and zfg (the two best majoras's mask runners)
>>122351308
SDA isn't broke though, so why fix it?
>>122351308
>tyranny
See if you had said tranny Id be all for it
>>122351307
>M1
it's crazy how much of meme this guy has become
does he even stream anymore? when was the last time he speedran? literally haven't heard from this guy since like 2013 lmao
the legend prevails
>>122351531
word
i'd pay caracarn just to hear his voice ykwis
Anyone else here fantasize about sex with kazooiegirl?
>>122351307
M1 is based, one of the few bois from this place who speedruns at a high level and is hella comfy at the same time.
>>122351549
Just let sda slowly die out
I don't want to kill my forcibly adoptive fluffy goat mom
>>122351643
>spasming cervix
>>122351643
All the fucking time m8. She's really cute, and i don't mean just physically. I'd love to get to know her and make her feel like a beautiful woman.
>Speedrun Breakdown
>>122351554
oh that's a good one i'll change it for next time i post it ^^ ;)
>>122351643
Heck yes senpai
>>122351601
Yeah he still streams Cave Story runs every now and then. In fact, he has a shitload of followers and I don't even know how he got them but then again, I'm a newboi.
Can you imagine being recruited into serg in 2015? It'd be like starting the Harry Potter series 4 books in.
So happy right now.
>>122351643
can the people who are attracted to her say your age/build/class because I just don't get it. looks like trailer trash
>>122351643
someone post the webm. you know the one.
>>122351992
>Chelsea cut
>tattoos
>piercings
>colored hair
This dude knows warning signs when he sees them. Two of these is a no fuck. Never put your dick in crazy.
whats with the new rules in sigs stream
public announcement svenne respond
>>122351601
He's not a meme, but better for me if you stay away from his stream
>>122352137
>Never put your dick in crazy.
crazy chicks are the best in bed. you're missing out.
>>122351992
You have to get past the exterior and realize she's actually a sweet girl who has a shitton of physical/emotional problems
>>122352358
The phrase isn't referring to them in bed, it's referring to them out of bed. You'll rarely get out of those relationships with everything intact.
Sadly this is true. The only reason I kept following Cosmo for all these years, is because maybe,
One day, we would see the old Cosmo back again.
Maybe someday he'll go back to running some nice game.
I haven't watched him in a while,
And whenever I do,
It's usually nothing more than popping in,
Checking out what he's doing,
Then popping back out.
I always had this hope to see him back to his roots,
Speedrunning.
The dude is co-founder of SRL, my speedrunning memories have him on the top,
He's the first thing that pops up in my mind.
I kept following him.
I regularly saw him online.
But then,
I look,
See a different name.
I thought it was all a joke at first.
3 days running now,
I'm starting to realize that it's not a meme anymore.
It's real.
Cosmo is gone.
He'll never be back.
It feels a bit weird.
It's definitely a very selfish thought, but it feels as though something died, inside of me.
The hopes of seeing my favorite speedrunner, doing what he does best,
Are gone...
Everything is different now.
>>122352358
Until they fake a pregnancy
Don't take their birth control
Don't take their meds
Destroy your shit
Destroy your career
Worst of all marry them and take half your shit
All of which they have every right to do under today's laws.
I don't disagree they'll do crazy shit. Just pump n dump.
/ / / IMPORTANT SPEEDPOLL \ \ \
http://strawpoll.me/6010368
\ \ \ IMPORTANT SPEEDPOLL / / /
>>122352148
funny how sig is back to speedrunning and his stream is becoming interesting again, while cosmo has quit speedrunning and become a degenerate tranny. it's as if sig sucked the speedlife out of cosmo.
>>122351858
GDQ appearance(s?) and weebs. Mainly weebs though desu
Reminder
This runner not only allows Narcy hug boxing in his chat, he rages and bans anyone suggesting Cosmo putting his vods behind a paywall is selling out
>>122351942
stop that mentality. /srg/ is a newboi friendly environment. if you're interested in learning to speedrun visit the op links and ask questions here on the thread. if you already run then feel free to link your stream so our bois can come support you directly and your splits so we can give you our congratulations and questions regarding your improvement
>>122352547
>skittles tropical
Holy heck going to grab some of those tomorrow.
>siglemics chat
is speedrunning fun again?
Oh fuck yes.
>>122352818
HELLO REDDIT
>>122352471
I think he's batshit, but if this is making him happier then that's probably a good thing. It's not like he's speedrun anything in the last two years
>>122352971
has it really been 2 years since he quit speedrunning?
theres no fucking way
>>122352896
fake and gay
>>122353056
don't be so gullable anon... his 18:10 OoT was august last year
>>122353174
ok i was thinking that it was crazy but my brain does not work too well
>>122352896
Man got me excited to retweet this. why you gotta do this to me anon? why gotta let me down?
>>122353197
he dabbled briefly in GE recently(ish) too
it'd be cool if he went back to it, it was comfy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWXu_KMNTDg
CHAT RULES~~~~~~~~
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You must type in all CAPS
standard red and dark blue only, no cyan
your first message might not show up as your new color, so type "TEST"
breaking these rules will result in timeout or permaban
>>122353560
no way this can be real
>>122353560
do you dare to defy the lemic?
>>122353560
The fuck is this shit
>>122353560
IS SIG OUR GUY NOW?
>>122353770
SIG WAS ALWAYS OUR GUY
>>122353770
sig was literally always our boi
TRIHEX IS LIVE LADS
GOT YA SNACKS READY?
http://pastebin.com/a0w4eRKi
is this autism?
>>122354245
No.
>>122354403
Please explain what it is.
>>122354245
i think it's cute and informative, not autistic.
he wants to keep his viewers up to date. he wants to establish a relationship with them.
i'm fine with that.
>>122354223
Fuck off
The nuthug hypocrisy is strong in srg tonight.
>>122354645
Im just pretended :)))
>>122354480
trihex is based
>>122354245
>gets bitched out by the mhc for hiring an under aged asian chick to do emotes for double the price normal people pay
>hires her again
>complains about witwix's multi part emotes
>makes his own multi part emote
>doesn't have time to launch speedrunbreakdown
>launches some waifu google app instead
>says now that he is big time he can't associate with FAKKU
>planning on launching merchandise with FAKKU
sounds about right.
>>122354714
>>122355165
>tfw someone saved my OC from like 2 years ago
About to rip this fat joint wish me luck
What is srg's opinion on Carcinogen
>>122354245
Ive seen other popular streamers do something like this. So ima say no.
>>122355751
Whats YOUR opinion on him?
>>122356025
Seems like an alright dude to me. Just don't see him spoken of much here
Didn't Meows have a donation button? I hope he's been removed.
>>122355751
I dont watch RE runs so I honestly dont know much about him. I do know he smokes and had a super salty run at one sgdq.
>>122355751
Faggot who can't handle the banter.
>>122355751
hated him ever since his bitchfest at SGDQ 2013.
>m-muh cigarettes
cunt.
>>122356307
did he blame a bad run on no cigs? Was it during the run?
I do remember him having a bad run but if I remember right I caught the last 20 minutes or something.
>>122356307
>>122355751
Going to be frank here.
Im glad Trihex isnt speedrunning anymore. I always thought he would make a better letsplayer and its true desu.
Now I can learn YI without being associated with him too :)
>>122357330
So why are you posting about him in a speedrun thread? Piehexposters OUT
>>122356307
this was the only run I ever read donations for and I got to read out ones about the chat wanting him to smile more, and that he's letting the whole community down with this run. was pretty fun
>>122340978
gay
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04Wj7armehz
>>122357796
I never, ever click on these things. Get the fuck out
>>122357330
you'll still be associated with him. that's never going away.
Doing a brief segmented run to show the route of dmc v1.3 off. There is an upgrade which speeds up animations a little, and saves a minute or so over the run, but makes it terrible to look at, because it puts filters on, and shrinks the range of your vision to a minimum. Should I use it, or do the run without it? I don't plan to submit it to SDA either way
>>122359840
Use it, as that is what they would be using.
http://twitch
.tv/phillthedrillgamingpro
>>122360457
new boi?
>when jarvitz thought it was an epic idea to film his friend wasted and upload it on the internet and couldnt see anything wrong with it at all
>>122360457
>>122364631
*lifts blanket and looks at anime's feet*
>>122364672
>Sunday morning
>no one streaming
Lads...
I hate you, /srg/.
I love you, /srg/.
>>122366472
Would you guys like a morning streamer?
>>122366664
yes
Jesus Christ, you faggots are still here? I thought this hobby died ages ago.
>>122368156
it did
>>122368058
are doak and narci a couple? :3c
>>122368192
That's what I thought.
pass me the bleach senpai
>>122368156
fuck off /v/
>>122348746
>comparing ronda to fedor
>Trihex shitting all over one of his viewer's levels
>What a shitty level, God damn..
>Why am I playing this, again?
>Fuck me dude..
Based. He gives no fucks.
>>122368324
I'm not /v/,and I've never been. Are any of the SRG oldbois still here?
http://www.speedrun.com/QWOP#Fall_Down
>>122368249
doak is dead
saw spikevegeta tweet about the final games list for agdq'16 some days ago, he also mentioned Mike. i thought Mike:
>sold out
>ran with the money
is he still alive?
If you put "attempts" in your title and not "runs", you are a grind monkey.
>>122368770
yes he is still alive. don't believe the rumors.
anyone else having speeddepression? it fucking sucks
>>122369105
what's the matter, anon? can't get that desired PB after countless attempts or what
>>122369363
nah, basicly speedrunning used to make me happy and now it doesn't anymore
i'm sick of it, and it's just sad that i can't get into it anymore =/
>>122368648
No, now fuck off.
>>122369502
speedrunning definitely used to make me a lot happier than it does now.
when I got into i, I was like "holy shit, this is what I needed in my life but didn't realise until now"
years later, the "magic" has definitely decreased. it's due to a bunch of things out of my control as far as I can tell, which doesn't help much
I still like it as a hobby, still watch speedrunning only on twitch and browse this thread every day. it's just not quite that awesome anymore
as for you, if you can't get into it anymore, there's really no need to force yourself. people grow tired of hobbies, it happens. perhaps distance yourself from the hobby for a while and then see if you have the urge to return
I wished I could give you some sick advice, but don't think I can say much more. wish you all the best, anon
>>122369858
thanks for writing all that man
i guess you are right, i'll have to distance myself from this. maybe i'll be back some day.
see you in another life anon
someone lay a hot, sticky speedstream on me
>>122371048
srg.speedrun.tv
>>122371048
http://www.justin.tv/gaywithalightsaber
>>122340834
Best speedrunmarathon twitch tv /desertbus
Some of you gays are alright, don't go to agdq2016.
>>122372534
why don't you come to NASA and i'll suck your fucking dick off you little gaywad
>>122372731
headcrab is going to NASA?
>>122373196
Please stop posting my OC before contacting my lawyers about the copyrights, thank you.
>>122360718
Jarvitz is a whinefag who ran Mr. Driller
bitchass behavior was to be expected
>>122372731
Naeg wtf
https://twitter.com/trihexx/status/665905615244423168
he can't keep getting away with it
come on slayer it's the weekend.
stream, like you used to.
archive your broadcasts, like you used to.
set your title&game, like you used to.
speedrun...like you used to :/
>>122374806
be alive... like you used to... ;_;
>>122374806
>>122375235
#stream4slayer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjyc7oxBmg4
>it will be another 500 years before lord pydoyks returns again
fuck everything
>>122344939
NOT elgu
we found out yesterday he was a massive sellout
>>122344939
jangbang__
>>122378597
that guy is a true enigma, but I wished he would return since he was purely about that speed
>>122379223
please stop forcing yourself
>>122379768
i'm just a big fan
>>122379129
what did he do?
>>122379129
who is we?
so jarvitz is having a mental breakdown on twitter
Hahaha guys nice thread, speedruns are real cool and all but where is Mike?
>>122381591
I've worked on several prior GDQs having been a staff member on the previous one. Basically Mike did indeed get sick, but he's played this out far longer than its actually gone on for obvious reasons.
Obviously the last couple GDQs there were a pile of posts going around on srg and reddit about the finances of the event. It is true that Mike started the first one in his basement at home with no idea of how it would grow. Well at AGDQ 2014 Mike was signed to a contract with PCF as an employee. No one knew how much money he made in this agreement. Everyone was told that "it was a small percentage of what was earned" but the reality of charities is that organizers of events generally take home a very large percentage of the amount raised (often 20-50%.) I can almost definitely say that Mike earned several hundred thousand dollars, possibly close to a million over just the last three events alone
>>122368748
yeah, fuck those terrorists scums... :((
RIP
>>122382653
what a fag desu
>>122382653
dude, charge your phone
need a new fun PC speedgame
>>122383920
thug2
