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>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
Previous Thread: >>122155892
>ppd tricks opponents into revealing their strats in honeypot matches
based.
>>122179271
> D E L U S I O N A L
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>>122179207
>>122179207
>>122179207
Real Thread
ppd will never lose a relevant lan
Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.
Can someone give me a summary so far?
QUICK
SOMEONE POST IT
>caring about this honeypot lan
wake me up when its TI6
>>122184847
eg 2-1 fnatic
VP 2-0 newbee, 82 minute game 2 full of throws
VG 2-0 peru who cares
vega 2-0 nolan
>25 posts early
CAN YOU DO ONE THING RIGHT YOU SHITSTAINS
>>122184868
All right, I get it, you learned a new funny word, can you stop now?
>>122184847
Vega pretending to be bad game one then winning next two games.
Fnatic didn't pick antimage game two when there was only 2 stuns and they had won the first game easily. Also mushi support isn't that good especially his ES is basically CLQ trolling
Peru did really well game 1 against VG but ofc VG is best team in the world so won anyway twice in a row.
Is he a fucking alien?
>tfw ywn be a qt Dota2 cockslut groupie and fuck the entire EG roster
Nice
>>122184806
can someone explain the honeypot meme?
Honeypot LANs are irrelevant.
>>122184862
>>122184947
What did you think he told the barber to get that haircut /d2g/?
>>122184949
>Implying Fear does not go first
>Implying you could feel shit after Fear is done with you.
>40k viewer
>no hype
>no iganem viewers cause no drops anyway
lol epic game dotards
Post your cutest anime girls so I can choose a new phone wallpaper while we're waiting for games.
>>122184952
Good goy
>purge
muted.
>its a 'you want both teams to win' game
PAUL IS ABSOLUTELY BASED
>>122185012
no one cares about honeypot lan mate
I want Purge to fuck me sensually.
>>122185016
where can I buy that thing?
I'm not going to use it as a mousepad
>>122185000
JUST
![Dota 2 - Journey to The Majors - YouTube.mp4_snapshot_04.59_[2015.11.13_20.17.16].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/N4ic4QM.jpg "Dota 2 - Journey to The Majors - YouTube.mp4_snapshot_04.59_[2015.11.13_20.17.16].jpg")
lmao nice job volvo
>he doesnt know honeypot
tb h sm h niceme.me lad wew
>>122185034
Then enjoy the plays.
>>122185016
where the hell do i even get custom mousepads like these where you can make your own design?
>Dota
>CS
>Worst PKek communities
Can you go to bed already australia, all you do is shitpost the same stale memes.
>EG struggling this hard to win a honeypot lan
Why aren't the winners awarded with a break?
Postem you shitstains.
>he doesnt have one
>there are so many newfags and dumb people you literally thought online results will be the same as LAN results
OG meme was doomed from the beginning.
>>122185072
Youtube answers
>>122185097
There was that one promotion where you could get a 1$ mousepad with a custom design... also I believe that if you contact companies that produce mousepads with similar soft fillings you can get a custom one (you'll probably needto get the cover separately)
this banter
>>122185160
>antihoneymemers trying to call majors a HPL
Hey!
>these savage bants
Damn son the low blows are REAL
>>122184947
JUST
>>122185242
>implying Vega is not the best team right now
Dumb poster OG will finish top 3
post your favourite
int
str
agi
heroes
Reminder that immediately after the fall majors end, a mosque will be built in its place.
Nice, cu cktry, germanfags.
Can Beesa replace n0lans?
>>122185326
Ogre
Earth
Faceless
MY BOY PURGE
nice 40k non-russian viewers on a MAJOR tournament dotababbies
almost half of what popular league streamers regularly get! this must be a big achievement for you guys!
>>122185331
hes shit mate
>>122185331
>Alder Beanovsky
I wonder what it feels like to be the creator of the honeypot meme. I bet it feels great. I never created a meme before but someday I wish to do so.
>>122185326
not
now
esports
Dismantle the burgers, Illidan
>>122185374
superior games hardly ever are popular with casual shits
what a surprise
>>122184949
? who is that
Fear gets inside her?
Who is this guy on CIS casting stage?
When is secret playing?
>>122185434
Tomorrow
>>122185434
tomorrow, dumbass
>tfw you have a quarry to settle
>>122185413
Faker
https://twitter.com/MistaFaker
hey guys just woke up any good match happened yet?
DISMANTLE THE GAMBURGER ILLIDAN
>eurokeks
>>122185502
VP vs Newbee game 2.
>>122185448
>>122185453
Fuck. Any good teams playing today?
>>122185413
Overrated fat piece of shit "host"
post your face when Vega vs VP final
>>122185384
All it takes is for you to spam anything at all as much as you can. It will eventually become a meme that's how it works here.
Every single meme has been autists spamming it for days and days until it took off.
>>122185479
>Faker
Why is he using the same nickname as the best esports living legend world ever known?
>>122185502
VP v newbee game 2 was hilarious and close
>>122185534
The flag is white now so you'd think it would be more like >non-French
Alright lads F1 practice just ended who won EG vs fnatic
ILLIDONE
>>122185549
>>122185549
why post face when you can just post an adidas track suit
>>122185579
2-1 eg
mushi threw the last game
Will FNG ever not pick his waifu?
>>122185534
Moon landing is fake dumbass
>>122185549
NotLikeThis
>>122185579
CHOCOSENNA
>jew man
OUR GUY IS ON
Any /lolg/ watching dota Major here?
Is that just me or games are really unprofessional? So many mistakes and clowny stuff.
>>122185627
It is Kurisu right?
wow fuck off ld and merlini fuck why doesn't this game have decent casters
this major is a sausage fest
Why is the ingame audio so fucking awful?
>>122185667
this thread is anime free
fuck off weeb
>>122185536
>>122185567
thanks guys I'll check it out later!
>>122185694
She used to be so hot why did she cut her hair off
>>122185698
I thought it was just me.
>>122185658
LD is seriously a pretty funny guy, and I wish him the best. The rest of BTS a shit , though.
>>122185694
shut the fuck up Akke
>>122185658
does anyone have the image hes talking about
>>122185667 (You)
I hope we will see someone sleep during drafts again
>>122185667
that's because people in dota actually try to get things accomplished and you don't have to wait 45 minutes for the first kill to happen
>>122185694
Moom my pee-pee feels funny~!
People actually believe Slardar is good.
lol
>>122185667
no this game actually has depth unlike your game
>>122185620
Cheers.
>>122185651
It's going to be SHIT when Sky forces the HamxxxSenna meme compilation.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uea9hYFHkFQ
Nara (Dotagasm) is G's gf.
>Asian qt
>Speaks English and Russian and Korean
>Likes to play video games
>dat laugh
G is living the dream.
>>122185667
dota 2 actually has a huge amount of variables unlike league. I watched Worlds and it sucked so bad. Literally two lanes taken in 5 seconds.
All items are legitimate pickups in dota. A hard carry buying a force staff is often a good decision or at least viable.
League has no flexibility.
>>122185549
>implying Our Guys will reveal their secret stats at an irrelevant lan like this
Retards.
>>122185767
he's the most broken hero in the game
>>122185667
why do you watch this dead shitgame
>>122185784
G is the literal Kek King of the Commonwealth
>>122185767
It's just that you're not good enough to make it work
>>122185735
She said on stream she did it with a friend who was losing their hair to chemo and then liked having it that way.
>>122185564
i can't believe people like reddit actually think this
for LeL, the shittiest game before HotS
It was made from the ground up to be casual
>tfw still having Illidan as a carry
>>122185807
But our guys havent even played yet
DOTARDS
TELL ME ABOUT BANE
>>122185549
>>122185784
holy fuck Nara wtf
>lan
>network issues
>>122185779
They had it ready when they bought hamikek was gonna break his consecutive pole wins
then he failed kek
>>122185882
Anon I'm sorry, Liquid didn't make it
Purge is so dreamy
based Blitz
These caster bants are savage today
>>122185886
>wins against LC
wow no other hero could've done that
>>122185914
>local area NETWORK
Anon please its in the name
>pauses at a LAN
>>122185886
NOBODY CARED WHO HE WAS UNTIL HE PUT ON THE NIGHTMARE
And thus closes the honeypot era.
>>122185943
They don't care about honeypot lans anyway desu
>>122185914
No one using LAN mode because it makes impossible to watch games through dotaTV
>>122185579
Who won practice?
Is it going to be HAMROSVET again?
>>122185914
>3 million dollar prizepool
>$10 curry network technician
>just woke up
>Only one more set of games after this
Let's host a lan at Euro country it'll get good viewership :^)
Is that a script next to PPD?
PPD got fatter. Too much good eating I think
>>122186016
>dotards will defend this
>>122185558
>>122185384
i came up with it
i posted it like two or three times
it took off because it's an obvious truth (C9 scandal confirmed this) and because honeypot is a good word already in use for a long, long time in computer security and police sting operations
>>122185836
And? super smash bros was made for casuals aswell as call of duty, dota was just a shitty mod and counter strike was also a shitty mod.
doesn't mean they aren't big today.
>>122186002
i love this meme
>>122185708
>>122185752
>>122185758
>>122185771
>>122185793
Dota is a clown fest without Koreans. You delude yourself if you think that any of current Dota 2 teams are professional.
>variables
>depth
Don't make me laugh. It happens only because your teams and players are weak and lazy.
They wouldn't stand a chance against tier-1 Korean teams (not some marginal trash like MVP).
Why is he so pretty?
>>122186065
Nice honeypot post retard
>>122186061
But it's beta! They'll fix it!
>>122186090
studio makeup
What the h*ck is this vici game?
Is the other game paused?
>>122186023Maybe he'll crash like he did in his Pagani, all we can do is pray.
>you two wanna get a room
BASED
FUCKING
GOLEM
>>122186076
Based Fng calling Shiteezy out
>These VP EG bants
>>122186085
why would someone do that? just go on another general to post shitty bait? is it because their game is shit? is it becausetheres no tier 1 korean teams?
What if EG becomes the first team to run brood jungle in a pro game?
>>122186085
Well, koreans tried to play dota, but they got BTFO by the chinese and the top-tier western teams.
Is PPD trying to hide his balding with that cap or what
tell me about universe
![11334632_647906088643423_1934248415_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Aht2dra.jpg "11334632_647906088643423_1934248415_n[1].jpg")
>>122186129
It's natural beauty
>>122186085
>still no Ahri in Dota
why even live?
why is illidan such a qt
>both game is paused
wtf
>>122186065
>two or three times
Come on Anon you don't have to lie here.
I don't know how many times I saw the exact same honeypot post posted along with "le golden face". It certainly took more than 2 times for it to take off.
>>122186085
League babbs are deluded
this isn't a gookclick game where you can skip the part where you learn to think on your feet and execute strategies, which are the kind of games koreans can only play
hOW DO YOU HAVE LAN PROBLEMS HOLY SHIT
>>122186076
AYY LMAO
>>122186076
PPD is Jesus.
>40k viwer n europe
>1million viwebots on chinasites
where did it all go so wrong
JUST
PLEASE WAIT PATIENTLY, THE STUDIO IS CURRENTLY BEING FIREBOMBED BY MUSLIMS AND WE ARE FACING MECCA IN PRAYER
HYPE
>>122186238
fng paused to brush his hair
Vp only agreed to participate in this honeypot lan if they let him stay fabulous
>>122186282
Why did he cut his hair
>>122186282
GOLEM GET YE GONE
Reminder to get acquainted with the new aegis expiration sound.
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/b/bf/Aegis_of_the_Immortal_expire.mp3
>>122186281
one child policy phased out
>fear and artour the grizzled vets
>ppd the cool team leader
>universe and sumail, the mature mentor and cocky rising star
>>122186309
>not watching ingame for the mad bantz
>768
>>122186281
I don't quite think you understand how many 1.4 billion (1,400,000,000) people is.
>>122186294
is that one new?
>>122186282
LITERALLY YOUNG FEAR JUST LOOK AT FEAR ON THE LEFT
ITS LIKE POETRY IT RHYMES
> 3 MILLION DOLLAR TOURNAMENT
>>122186294
woah
>>122186348
Together they are... the dudebros normalshits!
>>122186281
>Group stages
>>122186341
>be in the middle of a teamfight as aegis carry
>commit to manmode
>hear that sound
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>122186348
>the leader of the team is the shortest one
lol manlets
>>122186085
:)
>>122185054
What did paul say?
>>122186294
>a little bush but nicely trimmed
I like it
>>122186359
Based American education. That's One Thousand Four Hundred Million
>>122185331
he does have superior highlander memes going for him
>win two series
>be in the winner bracket
What a shitty format
why is ppd looking like some baseball kid
>>122186431
Fear is the shortest, actually
>>122186486
>win
>be in a bracket for winners
FUCKING
DUMB
FORMAT
>eg uses default courier
>no cm arcana or immo
>no sylvan cascade on windrunner
how does it feel that the pride of NAdota is a team of poorfags?
>>122186173
>why would someone do that? just go on another general to post shitty bait? is it because their game is shit? is it becausetheres no tier 1 korean teams?
Dotards are always shitposting on /lolg/. Sticky threads were always flooded by idiots from here.
If you are insecure then sit silent and don't post at all, read only fits you better.
>>122186185
>Well, koreans tried to play dota, but they got BTFO by the chinese and the top-tier western teams.
What exactly didn't you understand in my post about MVP?
>>122186213
Didn't Valve give up on adding heroes in Dota 2? They can't even transfer old Dota 1 heroes for years.
>>122186232
Yet you have only a single the International without a Chinese team playing in Grand Final and Chinese teams are no match for Korean pros in any kind of competition.
It only proves that Koreans would destroy your entire Dota scene easily.
>Game delayed
loling out loud dotards
you won't even be getting pit lord this year ROFL. 6 FUCKING YEARS TO PORT EVERYTHING FROM WC3
IEM LoL will have flawless production as always, feels good to be a fan of the superior game
>>122186517
to hide his balding
>>122186431
EG roster height.
1. Universe
2. Artour
3. PPD
4. Fear
5.Sumail
>>122186486
You wanted the losers in the Winner's Bracket?
ppd looks kind of cute in taht hat
>>122186581
stop bullying us :(
10/10 tournament so far Valve
>>122186560
go to bed valve
when do the important teams play?
i'm waiting for secret and alliance
>requires cookie fuckery go reach so you can't claim it was an accident
>segregates the cartoonCP from the rest of the site
>is in heavy use by brain damaged pedophiles
Reminder that sad panda is a honeypot
>>122186564
>haha look at me mom im shitposting
WHY THE FUCK IS IT ALREADY STARTING
LOOK AT THE DRAFT
http://www.trackdota.com/matches/1932770748
>>122186538
>Win
>Win more
RETARDED TOURNAMENT
where
are
the
video
games
>>122186068
theyre big, thats why they're casual
more players = more casual
league of legends is currently right next to phone games in terms of being casual
its just riot that gives you the illusion of the game being competitive with nice people dressed in suits and "muh esports"valve does the same but our game is less casual so its more sincere
>doturd servers
lmao every time
>>122186309
Is PPD trying to look 14 again or smth?
>>122186564
can i get oyur number qt
>>122186619
hes got that 50s boyish charm
>>122186294
>you will never be crystal maiden
>you will never freeze your girl juices into an ice dick
>you will never fuck lina's molten cunny with your frozen cock
>you will never inhale the steam of your subzero pecker melting in your sisters boiling hole
>you will never suck your combined juices out of your sister's vagina and then share them with her in a passionate kiss
Why even live?
>>122186647
2morrow family
Hey!
>>122186185
>>122186232
It's amazing the mental gymnastics people will go through to convince themselves Koreans wouldn't dominate this game if 80% of people in netcafes played it like LoL. Hell they'd dominate with 1/4th of the amount of people playing. Fucking ~120 people play LoL in Korea.
>insecure lolbabs have to shitpost in /d2g/ to feel better about being keked by riot every day
L M A O
M
A
O
why aren't they playing Dota?
>>122186649
I can claim I'm there for the guro though
>>122186564
Why would Koreans move to a harder game when they can go afk and win everything?
Reminder that you shouldn't try to grow a beard unless you're 20+
>>122186231
once other people start posting it, you are no longer forcing it but memeing as standard operating procedure, here on the gulag.
>>122186564
>Dotards are always shitposting on /lolg/. Sticky threads were always flooded by idiots from here.
It's almost like it was the same with our TI sticky threads. Oh wait, it was.
>What exactly didn't you understand in my post about MVP?
Do you honestly think MVP is the only korean team that tried?
Do you really believe that for some retarded reason only bad korean players have tried dota?
The truth is that koreans are great at executing strategies, but rarely do well in a game that requires decisionmaking. Nobody can deny that dota is more complex than league, it is simply harder to win a dota game by executing a set strategy and not adapting to the game on the fly.
>Didn't Valve give up on adding heroes in Dota 2? They can't even transfer old Dota 1 heroes for years.
You're right and it hurts.
>and Chinese teams are no match for Korean pros in any kind of competition.
Wow, you're legit retarded.
>>122186581
>Watching IEM
>Watching shit tier meme teams
>Riot is starting to do away with waifus and the new female character is feminist approved
Troubled?
>>122186740
game so dead, it takes time to find enough players for a 10 man lobby
>>122186735
there are no lolbabs it's just dotards b8ing dotards
>>122186348
>that quality
>only semi relevant yuropoor team
>literally owned by muslims
>>122186789
allah akhbar
>>122186789
>tfw your hair grows at a retard fast rate
I DON'T WANT THIS BEARD
I DON'T WANT IT
HOW DO YOU OUTCARRY THIS MOTHERFUCKER WITH A DRAGON KNIGHT????????
>HOW DO YOU OUTCARRY THIS MOTHERFUCKER WITH A DRAGON KNIGHT????????
HOW DO YOU OUTCARRY THIS MOTHERFUCKER WITH A DRAGON KNIGHT????????
>HOW DO YOU OUTCARRY THIS MOTHERFUCKER WITH A DRAGON KNIGHT????????
MIDDLE IS MISSING!
>>122186076
>tfw opened Dota 2 just so I can read what the players are saying
i'm pathetic
>>122186819
Nice honeypot team
>>122186789
reminder that it literally doesn't matter because hes a millionaire at 16 and will have highschool qts stumbling over eachother to get his dick
>>122186834
>only semi relevant NA team
>has multiple muslims in it
>>122186789
>prepare for the jyhad motherfuckers
>nonhuman gooks would be good at dota if they tried
gooks have autism and cannot be good at dota
What's with that silly meme?
Are dotards trying to look "badass" or something?
Cringefest
this is why dota will never be taken seriously
fuck off ESL every lan you have internet problems
>>122186871
>braindamaged doom used doom on breaker instead of gyro with refresher
they deserved to be wiped
>>122185996
underrated post
>>122186925
team photo pics would look way worse if they all just stood around with hands in their pockets
but you wouldn't know that because you're a fucking autist
>>122186925
sheriff
pajkatt
theeban augustus
>>122186819
peter needs his glasses. he looks like a tard without it
>>122186789
But I am 20, so many missing spots tho, fuck.
