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>BETTING
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Previous Thread: >>122134701
GoodEmber > GoodQop > semendemonbuttslutt
There is still no real loli hero.
Add it to the list boys.
SWNL
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering a tent with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. At that point she sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove them one at a time. "Squire, must you pitch another tent so soon?" she says to me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but she kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I happily endulge until my raging boner begins to hurt from pressing so hard against my trousers. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." I do so while she does the same. Then, all of a sudden, I feel an inescapable desire to stand still. "FIGHT ME" she screams as she pushes me to the ground and gets on top of me. It's only now that I notice she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that she won't stop until one of us cums. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
First I'll win Major
Then I'll fuck your bitch
SWPL
the results for frankfurt are in
Hello?
EG
WILL
NEVER
LOSE
>secret has muslim player
>eg has muslim player
implying muslims won't carry you white dogs to victory :D
3 hours from a major and its DEAD, desu my senpai to be senpai
>>122170190
Purposely? Is this the new excuse?
>>122170232
fuck off and kill yourself. Transvestites need to be shot.
this new chest is so SHIT
>>122170209
FLICK YOUR HAIR
>major starting at 6pm
comfy, comfy
whoever wins the major, autism wins
>>122170261
probably
>>122170252
Universe is athiest
>tfw you buy new compendium but then you realize the sets are garbage
>>122170316i dont have that one on my phone
>>122170418
Send me hte templar assassin set for free m8 pls
>>122170418
valve has trained you well
I used to be like you, but then I started waiting for the market, then I started losing interest
now I rarely buy hats, feels good
MAJOR SOON WHAT IS YOUR HYPE MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q5pl0Nf1Uk
nth for the best mid on earth
>>122169620
Fuck off you pedo shit
>>122170460
reported for avatarfagging
FUCK YOU MODS, ALL RULES ARE EQUAL AND YOU SHOULDN'T ENFORCE OTHERS WHILE IGNORING OTHERS YOU PIECES OF SHIT
>>122170541
wtf she has huge muscles
>>122170418
>tfw spend the bare minimum on the $4 one
>tfw get rid of all my worthless crap for points
>tfw get exactly what i want out of coin treasures and thus have no regrets
No real point buying points for the level-exclusive crates unless the untradable ones are the ones you want. Even the sets from the Compendium-exclusive crates will get sold for pennies once they become tradable in a few months.
>>122170614
Calm down mate :v
>>122170561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKp2CrfmVfw
>tfw have never spent a cent on this game in the 4 years I've played it
Will our ogre beat the Genius of Evil?
>>122170675
Is that image real?
>>122170614
lol autism much?
>>122170643
Yea senpai shes a pretty big girl
>>122170741
unfortunately
>>122170759
FOR YOU
>>122170643
Those are tumors
>>122170614
>this is considered a 9/10 in Amerca
What's her hard, long and moist secret?
So ausbros, who else is fucking stoked about having a major on at a reasonable time?
>>122170614
>reported for avatarfagging
>FUCK YOU MODS, ALL RULES ARE EQUAL AND YOU SHOULDN'T ENFORCE OTHERS WHILE IGNORING OTHERS YOU PIECES OF SHIT
>>122171042
It's her dick Anon, her cock.
>games start at 5am
is anyone even going to be awake to watch this?
>>122171063
Pretty great, the only other ones are chink tournaments.
>thanks for waking me up early for the major anon! what do you want to do while we wait?
anime autism and memes, yeah it's d2g alright
>>122171127
christ
>>122171063
Great
Though euro tournament always run til early morning
fine with me if its the weekend
>watch Aui stream since nothing else to do
>explains thought process
>no music
>gives tips
>humble
>quiet
>26 win streak
wew
>Singsing still streaming
What the heck? He stream for like 24 hours when fallout 4 came out now he's been streaming for like 16 hours.
>>122171237
offline 1 vs 1 mid training
>>122170795
>>122170741
they are paid actors, its not fucking real
i bet you think judge judy and murry are real too
>4 games on at the same time.
What the fuck are you doing Valve?
>>122171356
He's keeping us entertain while waiting for the major dude
>>122170161
eg will never lose
>>122171382
>>122171589
>Literally being this fucking new.
>>122171659
I want to wear her panties as a mask.
>>122171726
>do I fit in yet
No you don't.
wow
Game is dead
Reminder that we are currently living in the golden age of Dota 2.
i.e. the era of Peter Dager aka The Sultan of Draft aka The Meta Forger aka The Mozart of Dota aka Icefrog's son but most commonly known as PPD.
>>122171813
why does he look as bald as a chemo patient in this image?
>>122171813
>an era where pinoy and peru are in the TI/Major
>golden age
lmao
>>122171808
>great bod
>>122171063
FUCKING BASED DESU
>>122171659
Who is that spunk punk?
>>122171848
the aui_2000 effect
CAN SOMEBODY PLS EXPLAIN WHAT'S THE MEANING OF 'HONEYPOT LAN'?????????????????????????????????
>>122171929
kek
I'm really beginning to think that being a fucking retard carries with it some heavy red flags.
Steam avatars are a big one. Romania, Turkey, Italy, France, slav countries in general all seem to harbor the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.
And then you've got +REP GOOD TRADER XDD
and it's ALWAYS the guy that goes 0-14
I just had a game where I was ursa and my entier team, after seeing i smoked to do roshan, went into the pit with me and then it got snatched by a fucking viper and they wiped us.
This is 4k. I climbed from fucking 1k and the players legitimately got WORSE.
>>122171870
lol racist
>>122171951
A lan where the floors are all sticky because it's like someone spilt a honeypot on them
>>122171951
who will be the hero that no one saw coming into the major?
Does /VG/ have any chance of winning?
I just want Burning to win something...
>>122172034Razor
>>122172046
me too
>>122172034
Lich
>>122172034
Your mum
>>122172034>riki
Ready to watch Our Guys beat up on some Russians in a couple of hours?
>>122172034Carry Mirana
>>122171979
level in pubs is in all time low
how to play dota2:
>pick highly mobile hero that can dominate the lane
>bring 8 tangos and 4 clarity to the lane
>don't forget mek first
>keep pushing until you win
>if ur timing is off there is no plan B, you are fucked
i hate playing at such insane pace, i liked it better when free farming was a thing
>>122172130
OG is perfectif lelouch didn't exist
>>122172034tinker
>>122172130
Got my tea and crumpets ready.
>>122172195
attention dotards, do not listen to this man.
Fluttering Cache has some good sets. I'm surprised.
>>122172034
LC+io dual mid
you heard it here first ᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅ
>>122172034
timber saw
>>122172034
enchantress
>>122170614
>>122171808
landwhale detected
>>122170614
do you realize adelaidshitter is the /vg/ mod right?
>>122172270
man i sure love having qop and tusk in my offlane every game
looks like im never picking melee carries again
no matter how much games i win it mostly comes down to this retarded level 6 power curve and 5 manning
>>122171237
play a game of dota, maybe some custom if there's still time left
>SF is balanced
*unsheathe katana*
>>122172448
>ulimate that does 0 damage without another ability
>>122172448
1 bash from sb and he is half hp
SOMEONE POST WINNIE THE POOH WITH THE SECRET HONEYPOT.
I LOST IT.
>>122172481
>ultimate that does a reliable 500 damage to everyone in the fight, and reduces their attack damage by 50%
>take a look at gosubet
>Only Frankfurt match scheduled
>In the middle of them, TOP 2 NA team is playing againt some perufuck
rofl
>>122172034Pit Lord
>they are going to play 4 games simultaneously
fuck this shit
>>122172604
>Calling Shadow Friend's ultimate reliable.
>>122171808
Actually thought it was Kelly before i read the name. God damn, dota girls are ugly
>>122171870
Russians have been in those since the beginning, so I don't know what's the problem with pinoys and peruvians joining too.
>>122172409
>ricer mad he has to play the game now
>>122172668
>Kill him
>it goes off anyway
>>122172667
>mfw no Bruno multicast
which team should i bet?
Reminder that if Secret win this is the worst LAN of any Dota tournament.
>>122172481
>max that ability anyways
>>122172684
no problem, white americans like to pretend they are somewhat relevant but you look at NA pros and 99% of them are brown or yellow: sumail & bro, universe, aui, moonmeander, ritsu, EE, etc
pretty sad
>crash the haunted coloseseum server because youre losing
>Racist
>Misogynist
>Fat Shamer
And you still root for Ppd?
>>122172803
DESIGNATED
>>122172803
>implying peruvian is not white
>>122172732
Yeah, dealing shit damage and if anyone dies is the underfarmed CM that's worth nothing.
>>122172840
devilish
>>122172865
Anyone melee distance still takes 600+ damage
>Blade Fury is free BKB
>Omnislash is free invulnerability
>Healing Ward for solid healing in teamfights
>free passive Daedelus
Is there ANY downside to this hero?
>>122172803
REEEEEEEEEEKKKKKTTTTTT
>>122171870
>>122171808
why is she so flat?
>>122172957
squishy, lots of carrys have more right click despite not having good daedalus skill. omnislash easily kited and countered by items.
>>122172857
i dont root for him but what kind of liberal thinks standing for those things is bad
>>122173129
>lots of carrys have more right click
literally who? you can say that to any carry but they have worse downsides in this meta than jugg
>2015
>australia still not ip range banned from 4chan
>>122173253
tiny and ck are better heros imo
>>122173280
Oi m8 don't cut yourself with that edge
>>122173280
>2015
>Amerifats still being American and fat.
>>122172015
>lol racist
LOL RACIST LOL RACIST LOL RACIST LOL RACIST LOL RACIST LOL RACIST LOL RACIST LOL RACIST LOL RACIST LOL RACIST LOL RACIST LOL RACIST LOL RACIST LOL RACIST LOL RACIST
LOL RACIST AHAHAHAHA SO MUCH RACISM AAA
>>122173280
agreed
>>122173253
Tiny, Gyro, PA
just of the top of my head.
Jugg is great but hes is not the non plus ultra. Hes a perfect 2/1/2 offensive offlane carry.
>>122173314
tiny yes but not sure on ck
>>122173280
>amerikeks are this mad
lel look at this kek m8s
>>122171808
"Yeah you definitely need that tan I'm blind"
>>122173352
you seem like that mouthbreathing retard spouting nonsense like that
>>122173280
reminder
>>122173506
who the f is moot?
>>122173253
jug is fucking shit
literally out of mana after 1 spin, forced into drums
not to mention people wise up about omnislash and now we have WW and glimmer as well
>>122173506
>moot couldn't handle the banter
What a kekold, family.
>>122172562
1 bash from sb and anyone is half hp
>>122173552
ever thought about skipping heal ward early for stats?
>>122173592
FREE CIRCLETS?
>>122173546
ur mum
>>122172034
Lich
hey senpaitachi how come Aui isn't at Frankfurt?
test
>>122173635
yes, circlets for FREE
>>122172034TERRORBLADE
POST
THE
HONEY
POT
IMAGE
be browsing 4chan since 2 years ago
today open vg as usual and head on d2g
holy shit the amount of crap today is pretty high
no interesting discussion
gee, i wonder if it is real that reddit has good game discussions
open r/dota2 for like the first time ever
every fuckin post is some shit to make suportkeks and 2ks feel better
cries to valve like little kids that want a new toy
sjw discussion of the fotm celebrity
HOLY FUCKIN SHIT
guys i fuckin swear i will never leave you again, i wont betray you, stay with me please
>>122173765
Fuck off back to reddit you tard
>>122173394
i think he is a very over looked hero especially with the crit buff
maybe i just have a lot of experience playing him
What's in the 1gb update?
post em senpaitachi
>>122173552I buy Soul Ring.
>>122173761
How the fuck does a duo lane, with a Sniper no less, lose against a solo offlane ET
I swear it's like matchmaking puts me in designated loss matches to stop me from having a high winrate.
>>122172034
mirana
go to /vg/ dota channel
quickly scroll over channel users
>1ks
>2ks
>3ks
>unranked onlys
>a bunch of dedicated feeders forever stuck in low priority
dotards?
>He doubts
>>122173931
>/vg/ dota channel
??
>>122173931
>All the ones with anime avatars are 4k and up
>>122170561
What's wrong with her boobs?
>>122173843
You realize even when you win you can potentially get absolutley nothing? Read the FAQ maybe. Unless your winning is higher than 1$ theres a good chance you wont get jackshit
>>122173862
>tfwno quarry
Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.
>>122173878
et is actually really good vs dual lanes
especially when it's only an es support
if there's no one there that can effectively keep him from leeching xp then he'll double the levels of your carry and support and beat the fuck out of them with high levels in spirit.
>>122173843
>Betting literal pocket change
We've got a high roller here guys
>>122173805
greentext your playstyle
and what are your pointers
WHERES THE STREAM LA?
>>122173843
>Vega beating OG
bait?
>>122174064
who dat cum drummer?
>>122174158
>implying miracle won't choke on a non-honeypot lan
>putting everything i own on fnatic to beat eg
>>122174280
Couldn't you just randomly burn/delete it instead? Seems more productive/better pay out.
>>122174293
nah
5 minutes i guess
>soon
xD :)
I'm so hyped to see EG shit the deck on this Lan
no more fucking excuses
Reminder
>>122174382
>no more fucking excuses
There are two things NADota uses their energy on:
Drama
Excuses
This isn't even their final form.
>>122174280
>malayshits
>winning
ROFL
hey d2g
:DDDDD
>>122174382
added your post to my collage, thanks senpai
Which stream should I watch, senpai?
>>122174417
i'm a prophet senpai
>3 decent games at the same time
Uh, dotards?
>streaming the major in English
What kind of noob would do that
>>122174479
no the guy was at the event and saw the draft before the delay kicked in
WHERE THE FUK IS THE AXE IMMORTAL AND COMIC LA
All the games are playing at the same time which one do I watch
I'm so out of date with e-sports. What are the best "white" teams atm? (it can include only 1 shitskin)
>>122174571
ATN.
So what we all watching senpai?
Washed Up Burgers vs 4 SeaMonkeys + Ogre
Thrower Slavs vs Chinks #1
Chinks #2 vs Subhumans
Overhyped Ruskis vs OUR GUYS
>>122174541
30 min delay? lel check the times on the postsNIGGER
>>122174571
Team Liquid
>>122174550
>implying valve are gonna release it
>implying secret wont win this major
>>122174598
VP vs Newbee and OG vs Vega will be the best matches
EG vs Fnatic if you want to watch burgers shit the bed
Unknown vs VG if you want to watch a stomp
>tfw you realize less than 1 hour for the storm to start
eg will open game two with a techies pick
>>122174645
LIQUID
IS
_______________
IT
Quick, post the .webm before the tournament start.
You know the one.
lolfag here,
Which heroes are the best waifus?
>>122174761
SHIT AT
I fucking give up on ranked. Lost three games in a row tonight, everyone else on the team dead 12-15 times or more each game. I could be the best DOTA player in the universe but there's nothing I can do when every team is so fucking retarded. The solo MMR system needs a massive overhaul.
>>122174760
>implying anyone on that roster can play a decent techies
>>122174780
Slark
>>122174764
SWNL
W
N
L
>>122174564
EG senpai
>>122174780
rubick and jinx for both games
This is fact and cannot be argued or disputed
>>122174780
Death Prophet best waifu, TA besthusbando
>>122174828
screen shot it senpai
>>122174825
Who's that?
>>122174845
>Jinx
Anon...
baka desu imo senpai
>>122174870
CANNOT BE ARGUED OR DISPUTED
DEAL WITH IT LOLBABY
How the fuck is this build balanced on Huskar?
100% evasion, nearly invulnerable against magic, and if enemies gets MKB you still have over 60 armour?
Dotards?? Literally the only way to stop this monster is Lina aghs
>mfw someone posting shitty raibu
>>122174078
its about knowing the battle flow, like if you can just pop some one with reality rift of if they will survive cast stomp and ruin your momentum
its also about knowing just how much aoe damage the enemy team can shit out, you want to itemize for damage with JUST enough HP to have all your illusions survive for 2 reality rifts, the closer you get to that sweet spot the better your winrate will be. stats are always preferable, ck is probably the best drum hero in the game because his ult
its all about experience
battles are pretty basic
>ult
>reality rift some one that you know will explode, you can really pick and dive for anyone really no one can stop you at the start of a battle
>stun the next guy and kill him too, its like 3-4 sec of stun and you move pretty fast
its pretty ez, the hard part is itemizing positioning. the hero pretty much plays itself in a battle, aoe disable is pretty much your bane dont pick ck into that shit
This shit starts in 15 minutes...so fucking late / early. God damn europoors.
Let me get this straight
>Valve says match of dota is going to be broadcasted at certain time
>certain time arrives
>no broadcasted match of dota
What happened Valve?
Is anyone else HYPED AS FUCK right now? Not used to matches being on at a normal time (8pm)
>>122174967
They did it off-stream. Unknown already placed 1st in group stages.
s/o to this guy right fucking here for keeping it cool
mMm that's Cool!
>>122174948
>100% evasion
Because, privileged gentlemen and boys I am saying, is always something that is too. Laggy. Tired. Bored and sleepy. Bad teammates and you want to rage. Smurf enemies and you are salty. US is bad, Peru feed in your game. EU has Russians, laggy, foreign, strange meta, different strategy, different mmr system, screetch of mic rage from team. Desk is too high. Bad lighting, so. Or hardware: the bad keyboard. Oh no look no: rip in mousepad. Who could give the total, with rip. Look here is low chair high chair. Opponents heckle, opponent cheats, reports do nothing. You hurt. You have the injury. Bad arm and back. Carpal tunnel from not stretching as advised. Aches of elbow. Eyelash in eye. The throat is sore. A too pretty girl in bedroom, watching. Who could play like this? Spectator count overwhelming or too small to inspire. Always something. Adjust. Adjust? Stay the same. No? Is not stay the same? It is input lag? It is fps drop? Lag and ping is the world. Outside, yes? On the battlefield the you the player: this is not where there is lag. I am saying. Different world inside. World built inside cold outside world of lag breaks the lag, shelters the player, you, if you stay the same, stay inside. Not ever I think this adjusting. To what, this adjusting? This world inside is the same, always, if you stay there. This is what we are making, no? New type citizen. Not of lag and ping outside. Citizens of this sheltering second world.
So which teams winning would piss off anime avatarfags the most? Just curious.
>>122175024
>nico posters
>lina euls you
>you euls yourself instantly afterwards lina missing her 2 spells
>>122174948
All you need to do is farm 20k gold and not get countered by mkb and/or bkb
>>122174975
>normal
>euro
nothing normal about you senpai
>>122174948
nice bait here's your (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)
>>122174948
has anyone tried this with axe?
>"So as soon as they start losing, then the reason dissapear"
>camera switches to Kuroky and RTZ
Even Valve loves meme
>>122174975
based aus bro
>>122174818
>tfw you want to carry, but if you pick a carry no one will support
It's suffering, 'cause all of the carries I end up supporting are shit. I'm going to start autolocking Techies and all-mute my team from now on. Fuck it.
I WANNA QUEUE FOR ONE MORE GAME BUT NEETSPORTS IS STARTING SOON
FUCK THIS SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>122175135
check the video at 4:44
>>122175182
>Not having two monitors
>not cliffjungling furion while watching E-sports
hehehehehehe
>>122175171
You're that spic aren't you
Reminder the EG day 1 curse. That is all.
>>122175209
FUCKING MEME COMPANY XD
>>122174956
>>122175024
>>122175086
>>122175171
>>122175216
Have the mods forsaken us?
>>122175171
>>122175216
>>122175086
>>122175024
>>122174956
GET THIS ANIMESHIT OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKING AUTISTS
>>122175238
>implying that mods themselves aren't anime shitters
OFFICAL REMINDER BEFORE THE MATCHES START
THE GROUPSTAGES ARE A HONEYPOT AS PROVEN IN THE PAST DO NOT BET ON EG
>>122175180
youre retarded, you only get to carry like 2/5 games max as a normal human being
youre not artheezy nor are you some retarded pubstar who wins %51 of the time despite picking AM every game no matter what
>>122175289
animeshit is fine desu
avatarfagging however is not
