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>142 bugs remain. Feature freeze ends when it hits 100.
>Yahir is flavor of the month
>Why aren't YOU ordering more crates from Cargo?
>Wizards: can't please everybody
>Chemical = arg1 + round(potency/arg2)
>Twitch plays Kudzu
>Probe1 AKA Allen Baker confirmed qt girl
>New player guide
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://ss13.undo.it:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.nexisonline.net:1336
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/
http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/bans
http://ss13.pomf.se/logs/
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o
First for me
Second for atmos tape
I was waiting to see which one got the first reply and you replied with a link to this thread.
just post in the earlier one and let the other ones die.
elim's return when
>>122053573
>>122053732
litterally who
Helpings
>>122053801
Newfags please go
>>122053810
How did you post that image
>>122053973
remove vox
>>122054001
>oldfags leave
>post "when is oldfagX comming back?"
>newfags ask who
>"newfags pls go"
>newfags leave
>it's just you here now by yourself
>>122053973
remove vox
>>122054298
If you don't remember elim you are the ultimate in newfag
He was here a month ago
>>122054378
been here a couple years
no idea
>>122054595
Have you never payed attention to the thread or OOC?
>>122054378
I've been around for a couple years, technically, but I've never heard of him either since I stopped playing for a while.
Does that make me a newfag or some sort of hiatusfag?
The station is about to explode and you have to get to the research outpost or mining outpost. Which do you go to?
Which seven items do you put in your backpack?
>>122054665
the thread, sure.
OOC only in the last few minutes of the round. and in the lobby.
>>122054987
how did you miss the admin that gave us some of the most memorable admin events in the server's history
>>122054665
why do you people take the bait so seriously. Like come on, apply yourselves
>>122053973
remove vox
>>122055020
I doubt I could name half the codermins and admins
I doubt I even know a quarter of them
i guess I just dont give a shit.
From a round last night
>be HoP
>fucking hate being HoP
>probably only ever get it because no-one else enables it in their settings
>give out some access to people
>Yahir tears down the Bridge maint and turns it into his own autism fort.
>In character I hated his mini-Botany but in RL I actually think it was pretty awesome
>go around, inspectan' departments, complimenting people
>get shot with a Radiation gun in Science by Al Lean
>(not sure here) but I think the Roboticist and a Paramedic haul ass to science and robust him good
>By the time I get to medbay I'm a different person with critical organ failure in my everything
>After 20mins of surgical procedures I awaken as Jaime something, a random naked person with no ID
>decide that it'd be a bit metagamey to still remember everything that happened, so I turn over a new leaf as an Assistant (with zero access)
>Decide to help out in medbay
>Get radiation from a storm, get mind reading and shapeshifting, but I get a lot of bad stuff too
>Paramedic gets sick of me spazzing everywhere like Michael J Fox so he does some work, fixes me and gives us both powers
>I shapeshifted to look like him then promptly lost the power
>Everyone's confused as fuck with 2 guys walking around with the same name
>Was pretty drunk/high in RL by this point, don't remember what I did but I remember patrolling around, looking for something or someone for some reason
>Shuttle called for fuck knows what reason
I really need to stop playing this game high as fuck. Seriously. Makes for fun adventures though.
>>122053973
remove plasmamen
>>122053810
>>122054038
>>122054038
>>122056717
He obviously used the normal reply prompt at the top
Last night we had three shifts in a row with only 2 people on the manifest, then a shift with only one person.
How do we find new players but ONLY for night hours? I don't want anyone else for peak hours.
>>122054038
>>122058062
How did you post a gif that shows you posting the gif
This just raises further questions
>that space worm who didn't do jack shit
>that deadchat fuming at the mouth
So much potential.
Meta betas on suicide watch.
If you know a meta beta, think before you speak, he's teetering on the edge and he needs your help.
Send him a BOX full of candy to cheer his day up.
>>122058518
>rin trying to secure the pomf chicken for him, but gets fucked up
rip
>>122058714
>mfw being a non box babbie but still finding this funny
>>122058160
Probably camtasia or some other shitty gif-recording software.
>>122058881
but.... but how did he post it before it existed
>>122058881
No, but N3X15
How did he post a gif that consists of a video of him posting the gif that- ...>>122058948 yeah what he said
>all your metafriends go to sleep a few hours after you wake up
feels bad
>>122058948
Make gif of him doing what he did before, but after he hits post, he stops recording, hits the post button again to cancel sending.
Alternatively,;WIZARD IN LIBRARY
>>122058714I worry about yahirLike I want to cheer him upbut I cannot
I'm sure I'm not the first person to have done this.
>>122059227
you unfortunately won't be the last
>Kicking it back, relaxing and listening to BBC R4 at 3:00 - 3:15 am, having a good conversation about squirrels
>Occasionally making sure Sinugloth is doing okay, as AI
>See it at stage 3 so set the particle acc to 2
>Forget to set it back
>Singuloose
>Bant for 2880 minutes
>Go on google to check what 2880 minutes is
>2 (two) days
Farewell perfect, ban free, record.
>>122059086
of course based nexi gets it.
it's two gifs, one that is called "how did you post this" that permanently lives in my documents folder, and then the real one that I record "posting" but really I just make an entirely different gif called "how did you post this" and post.
I actually had to do this one twice because 4x failed captcha.
>>122059086
But the gif shows the post completing to 100%
N3X how
I'm scared
>>122059302
hmm
this seems like icky ocku
>>122059302
We've all been there, lad.
How do I get people off carts?
I ran into a situation a few days ago where I was a shitling hanging out outside the station. I found the janitor dead on his cart outside somehow and thought I had a good easy absorb but I couldn't move the cart or get him off of it. Did I miss something?
>>122059384
Because even after 100%, the browser hangs and you can still kill it
>>122059464
Click the cart. It's a child of chair.
>>122059227
The arrow is a great detail desu
>>122059460
I know lad, I'll just stick to my timezone in future
>>122059661
I would have never noticed.
>>122053237
holy shit
how did that bug happen? how old is this?
>>122060000
checked
>>122053237
>don't ban him it's okay
>>122060210
check yourself off a cliff.
but answer my question before that.
>>122060000
holy shit
how did those quads happen? how old is this?
>>122060325
old enough to fuck you into a coma, now answer the question
>>122060254
judging by the image name it was saved not long ago
I have no idea though
>>122060000
There's something about this post that distracts me away from the purpose of it... Can't put my finger on it.
>>122060459
must be your clinical downsyndrome at play there
>>122060530
Excuse me, I have 47 chromosomes. I'm pretty high on the syndrome spectrum.
>>122060530
downsyndrome is pretty definitive, I doubt there is a clinical alteration of it.
>>122060787
There are some shitty doctors out there
>>122060831
likeyahir
>>122059227
You aren't.
>>122061047hue
>>122061047
Well he wouldn't even be able to correctly diagnose himself with the disease, so yes he probably would be a shit doctor out of game.
>>122061137
>>122059227i dont get it
idea
avocado plant
avocados have high nutriment but have a 80% chance to be not ripe and 19% chance to be rotten whenever eaten
>>122061482
>>122061482
How long have you been browsing this website, son?
>>122061604
>2015
>Expecting someone to know the 500-somethingth strip from an unpopular 10-year-old web comic
m8...
>>122061681
its posted all over the place to this day.
you didnt need to even be around for when it was made.
its literally all over the place
>>122061482
>>122061604
a long time
>>122055305 is me too so there ya go
I don't pay much attention
zopiclone ladies and gentlemen, don't eat one a day.
>>122062165
>a long time
>>122061482
>mrc0urier BANNED AGAIN
>mfw
>>122061771
oh god, is that what that's supposed to be? I thought it was supposed to be a dance and whoever made it was just too lazy to make a gif
Oh jeezus, now I see it.
>>122062769
How many is this now? 4, in the space of a month? Permaban when?
>>122062769
>>122059302
Have you ever been singulo-banned so hard that you got job-banned from ROBOTICIST?
>Be HoP
>"YOU ARE THE SURVIVOR!"
>Oh fuck, everyone has guns! Oh shit! Wizard!
>Get a Righteous Bison
>Leave HoP office to get my customary robes
>Come back
>Single shotgun shell at my door
>Ian is dead
>IAN IS DEAD
>NOOOOOOOO
>Go on a furious manhunt for the culprit
>See an assistant with a combat shotgun
>Name him as the culprit
>He teleports away
>Gets caught and massacred anyways
>I drag him to the Kitchen
>Gib him
>Eat his flesh
>Offer it to the gods in exchange for bringing Ian back
>They demand more
>Try to kill the mime
>Righteous Bison a shit. Get robusted by SMG.
>Mime tries to bring Ian back
>Get cloned, miss what happens
>Return to my office
>Ian is missing
>Search for him
>A Doctor tells me he's on the bridge
>Rush to the bridge
>No Ian
>Doctor lied to me to get off the bridge, since he was trapped there
>Offers to be my new Ian
>IMPOSTER! Imposters must DIE!
>Gib him
>Eat his flesh
>Message from the gods "Ian is now more than your pet"
>Shuttle arrives before I can investigate further
>Kill myself after it gets to CentComm
Good round though.
It's almost 2016, how come the security department is still devoid of any regular playerbase?
>>122062165
You struggle with simple tasks, don't you?
>>122063457
IT'S 2015!!!
>>122063457
The way security works here doesn't allow regulars. Just players that care enough to be willing to sacrifice a round of fun to wrangle tards.
>>122062769
How long until the appeal? I want the juicy dindu tears flowing.
>>122063493
at this point I've given up doing tasks.
>>122063235
>"Ian is now more than your pet"
Newfag here, how the fuck do I make spaghetti from flour?
>>122063457I'm probably a good fit for it but I have other things I'd rather be doing.
>>122063815
Offer it to a female crew member.
>>122063815
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/Main_Page
use this.
>>122063815
Stick five units in the microwave.
>>122063815
Because I'm busy with college. Don't worry, I'll be back.
>>122063457
Because it's basically tard wrangling and hauling in greytiders. It's easy to get banned, and everyone hates you for existing. You will never get any praise from ANYONE. Also, the amount of antagonists out for your head is insane.
>>122063676The mime did some crazy voodoo witchhunt shit and he was reborn.I am notoriously bad at adminbus.
>tfw italus doesn't even shitpost in the thread anymore
i miss him and his massive faggotry
>>122063815
Use the beaker on the microwave
Use Objects > Set Transfer Amount if you need to change how much is transferred (if you're using a beaker you probably will need to, if you're using a flour sack, it defaults to 5)
I've made it too hardcore
nth for your admins are literal neckbeards.
>>122064401
>>122064401
nah that's good
>>122064529
Everyone except Nuke is incapable of growing facial hair. Even Pomf.
>>122064676
Somehow, this feels worse.
>>122064676
e-even probe?
I want to become the rubustest motherfucker that ever lived and I am willing to train for it.
Where do I start?
>>122064789
Probe's a girl though!
>>122064797
Robust is a mindsetting, not a skill.
>>122064676
But___i___have a neckbeard and it's glorious.
is probe really a grill
Post a pic
>>122064797
Play every day. Even once a day. In time it'll develop,but it's still a luck based thing. You'll have good days and fuckups. Take them in stride and never give up.
>>122065142
Probe isn't a girl, I've heard his voice
>>122064797
go get an internet connection that is more than 5mb Down/0.2mb up
>>122064676
Pomf has feathers, silly.
>>122065147
Different Anon. When I played I was too chickenshit to do anything even close to robust for fear of being permabanned. Should I just stay away from robust, or take chances with what I think I can?
>>122063457
I played HoS regularly for quite some time a month or two ago, but then I got into a clown/greytide stint and now I'm on a Don't Starve Together kick. But I'd still consider myself a "regular" Security player.
>>122064092
I've gotten praise as Security before.
Have you tried being cordial with people instead of being the Punisher in a uniform?
>>122065441
Live a little.
>>122064676
heh
i wish i was incapable of growing facial hair, it'd be nice not to have to shave every other day.
t.admin
>>122065685
>not giving the crew HARSH JUSTICE
pleb.
this thread is fucking dead
come on talk about shit or something
like, asimov
or maybe post space images n' shitor waifus if you're a faggot
>>122065856
show us your many beard shiggy
cool
>>122065441
Define "anything robust". Antag stuff, or Security?
Its unlikely you'll get banned for being Unrobust Security, just that deadchat/thread might laugh at you.
You'll basically get banned if you be like a Captain and hand off your guns to a Greyshit or something.
Mainly the only way to get an Antag ban is of you hinder a team gamemode or go brain dead when you don't get Antag.
>>122065962
see you guys in 24 hrs, just got banned ;-;7
>>122065441
Long as you don't kill anyone and don't act like a dindu, you won't catch a ban.
A week or two ago I, along with a couple other non-antags, took three members of Security hostage in the permabrig. I ended up breaking out of perma and going on to stun/cuff a couple members of Security, including the HoS, and I took the HoS's ID and radio, and I didn't even get a note.
One of the other guys with me in perma got banned for the incident, because he stabbed one of the hostages to death with a fork.
Don't kill people, don't get banned. Simple as that.
>>122065962
(1/2)
>>122065685
Have you survived a single round as any job? Have you played on /vg/ for more than ten minutes? Genuinely curious.
>>122066097
>Mid-Tier Dog
>>122066192
I've been playing on /vg/ for a little over a year now, and I usually survive until the end of rounds.
>>122065685
>I've gotten praise as Security before.
I call bullshit.
Sec and engineering are jobs that are expected, but no one gives them any thankyous or anything like that. Sec is worse, you have to deal with assistants breaking shit and clowns.
>>122066476
I could find examples if the archive was still up.
It's not like it happened every round, but occasionally people would say that they liked the way I play Head of Security.
>>122066626
Hi Paul.
>>122066476
Not that guy, but I have been thanked as an engineer many times.
>For just doing my job
From other engineers
>For going above and beyond, like fixing doors, installing maint cameras/lights, hacking vendors
From everyone else
But youshould play for your own fun, not for someone else's thank you
![9GhMEyu[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/sJKAPsr.png "9GhMEyu[1].png")
>>122065441
Who cares dude, it is just a ban. I robust people all the time and rarely get banned. You will never get good if you don't stick your neck out. A ban doesn't matter as long as you don't regret your actions. You can't play in fear though. If you do, you might as well just quit, because you will never really be playing to your fullest potential.
Look, I just got banned. Did I have any control over him dying? Nope. Did I try to save him when the rad storm hit? Yup. I did what I could, but admin does what the admin wants. Do I regret it? Not a chance. They both got what they had coming. So what, 24hrs from spessmen. At least I didn't walk away from them both with my tail between my legs.
>>122066476
>play as HoS/Officer
>do job as well as I can
>everything piles up
>things go to shit
>shuttle called
>a defeated HoS/Officer crawls on to the shuttle
>either that or watches it go by on deadchat
>look at results
>none of the shitters in my brig were antag
9/10 times
>>122065968
nah, but i aint shiggy
>>122066897
>A ban doesn't matter as long as you don't regret your actions.
>A ban matters as long as you regret your actions.
What the fuck am I reading.
>>122066897
>Look guys I just got banned look how cool I am.
>Me so robust, me so jaded.
>hanging out in supply
>lying on the floor
>shootin the shit with the other tech
>listening to juke
>new grey cargotech comes in
>does a few laps inspecting the place
>stares at me
>stares at the other tech lying on the floor
>say "Hi"OOC "Hello"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-ah5xJz6ZU
>>122067305
If you regret what you are doing and get banned, then yes, you fucked up. You got banned for something that wasn't even worth it. Now you can't even play over something you didn't even want to do in the first place. That is just embarrassing.
If you get banned doing something that you have no regrets over, then it isn't a punishment. It is just an outcome you can enjoy. Somewhere down the line, you obviously made a nerd buttmad enough over spessmen that you have to be taken out of the ring just so they can recover from the anal devastation. You can't be afraid of a ban. If you are then obviously what you are doing isn't fun enough to you to warrant the consequences.
>>122067904
tbqh my family, I do not mind if someone feels punished by their ban. Having them removed from the community makes it better. Just an example from the top of the ban list
>Released singulo as an Asimov AI
I have no idea who this guy is, probably never even played a shift with him. I don't care about his mental state or if he feels punished. I just want him gone.
>>122068364
>lele tbqhhh lelel senpai XDD
Stop posting.
>>122068364
tbqh myself, what I said wasn't about how others feel towards the person getting banned. It is directed at the guy above who was afraid of being robust because he was afraid of being banned.
I agree as well. It isn't about the feelings of others. It is about your own feelings and if you are enjoying what you are doing. In the end, you can't regret what you choose to do and what you choose not to do. Regrets are the only things worth feeling bad over.
>>122068364
>Released singulo as an Asimov AI
Explanation is here: >>122059302
>>122068608
>XDD
Get outta here
i made a tiny breakfast for the station
only one person partook though
lowpop chef is suffering
>>122069789
I was planning on it when I got hungry, but duty called for all of the 30 seconds it took for the AI to die.
How did that happen?
>>122069789
Sorry bub I would totally have done so if I hadn't taken part in that drinking contest.
>bartender announces drinking contest
>chug chug chug chug
>Pass out
>spend the entire rest of the round starving to death and suffocating in a cryo tube
>drinking contest
>pop up 3 anti toxin and inject 2 syringes before the entering contest
>drink half the drinks and watch other contestants slowly puke their guts
>health at 100% but go to some sort of coma from drinking too much
>they drag me to medbay and paramedic shoves me in cyro instead of giving me ethylred
>spend rest of the round in cyro until drinking god shows mercy on me and cleans up my blood
>make ethylred and fix up the other contestant but the round was already over
>>122069969
>>122069903
>Be bartender
>Fill 30 glasses with different drinks
>Lay out every beer
>Start drinking contest
>Constantly filling empty glasses with keg beer
>Nearly kill three guys
>The prize was a flask of "Something Special"
>It was water
>>122069969
I shoved you into cryo because you had massive burn damage somehow. I was going to take you out, but the AI went delta.
>>122070103
Should have stolen the bottle of nothing from the mime
>>122069969
>drinking contest
>drink a fuckload
>bartender puts broken bottles in my hand and another guy's hand and says to fight until one of us needs medbay
>we start drunkenly running around the room, unable to control our direction at all, just making laps
>to be cheeky I throw a basilisk ball
>basilisk looks scary for a minute, other guy runs, put basilisk back
>get announced as the winner
>try to claim prize
>end up drunkenly stumbling back into maint
>pass out
>wake up, claim prize
>walk over to HoP, tell him he's doing a great job
>go sleep in dorms
>AI goes delta
>AI dies
>I never even knew
>>122070178
i dint run away i was just holding forward button and i drunkenly went out i couldn't even come back to bar
but shit was fun it was worth dying for
>>122070364
Honestly, going in a completely different direction that what you intend to do and doing it FAST while drunk is one of the funniest things in the game
perpetual
f
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One of these days you'll all get borged.
One of these days.
>>122070437
Joke's on you, I'm AI-borg banned.not mommi banned though oh god help
![S01E01 - Bust Through the Heavens With Your Drill!!.mkv_snapshot_17.14_[2015.10.18_22.20.56].png](https://i.imgur.com/lTt5UBv.jpg "S01E01 - Bust Through the Heavens With Your Drill!!.mkv_snapshot_17.14_[2015.10.18_22.20.56].png")
>>122066897
Spoken like a true Kamina.
>>122060000
Nex a shit
>>122071876
I dunno why shitters who do shit things and act like complete fuckwads always compare themselves to Kamina. Quentin did it too. Kamina didn't give a shit about things and didn't care what people thought about him, but he didn't have awful intents because of it.
>>122072875
But not all people may be shitters and not all people may have particularly bad intentions.
>>122073020
Saying "A ban doesn't matter as long as you don't regret your actions" is basically equivalent to "lalala i can do whatever i want because i feel no remorse, none of these bans matter lalala"
>>122070103
I hope you at least put black food coloring in it
>>122073302
You're misinterpreting what he's saying. Context matters.
>You'll never get good if you don't stick your neck out.
And in >>122067904
>If you regret what you are doing and get banned, then yes, you fucked up. You got banned for something that wasn't even worth it.
>If you are then obviously what you are doing isn't fun enough to you to warrant the consequences.
>>122073621
But it's still "as long as you don't regret it, the ban didn't matter". How hard is it to just not do stupid shit in the first place?
>>122073302
It's not about my ban you short-sighted goof. The entire point of my post was helping someone who was afraid of being robust understand that a ban isn't the end of the world. You were too busy being a useless shit focusing on my ban to actually help out the poor guy who is so afraid of being banned that he doesn't play the way he wants.
>look at crew manifest.
>Clown named Mime
>Mime named Clown
>MFW
>>122073761
SS13 isn't a pro game. Learn to laugh at situations you find yourself in. There's a reason for Rule Zero and Goon's Hilarity Clause. Be less attached to your character.
You are playing a game. If you have no regrets about an action and get banned for it, it was worth it. If you do stupid shit and get banned for it, it wasn't worth it. And if you're on the receiving end, learn to laugh at the clown honking everybody to death with an energy horn and even when Zenny's tabling you without end, see if you can't space the shit out of them and don't adminhelp "GREYTIDE TABLING ME BANBANABN".
>>122073784
>A BAN DOESN'T MATTER AS LONG AS YOU DON'T REGRET YOUR ACTIONS
I hope you stay banned.
>>122074991
You aren't even reading the responses I'm giving you, aren't you? I'm not even >>122073784
I'm just tired of people getting mad over video games and cannibalizing each other over petty things, and labelling others "shitters". Your hatred for others who play the game that step on your toe a bit makes you a tumor that, unchecked, throws what would be a normally good community into chaos, always calling the other person the lesser man.
here are some fresh admin leaks:2hotdogs is considered being unbanned again by nuke. i wish i was joking, enjoy.
>>122075165
2hotdogs is the kind of person that always needs to use a *nix compatibility layer when people step on his toe, be they admins, players, or even people that just happen to convert him to a team antag. Hell, I don't think even Lord Nar'Sie would like prey as salty as Irvine Riker.
>>122075165
...wow. celt was right, senaat 2015 when? nuke seems to prove time and time again he doesn't have a brain.
>>122075165
if you got the balls give me a name and ill ban your faggot ass for leaking shit
>>122075165
I honestly don't remember why 2hotdogs was banned in the first place. I mean I know he's a crazy person who honestly believes admins are demons and shitposts everywhere he goes including ban appeals, but what did he originally do that was so disruptive to the game? I kind of think we've reached the point where the meme of 2hotdogs has eclipsed the offense. If I'm wrong let me know.
>>122076039___2hotdogs
>>122076060
griefer, bigger victim complex then even termedclepe, awful attitude, complete crybaby sperg who resorted to shouting "KILL YOURSELF" when his appeal was denied. just no reason to unban him.
Mapper here, trying to make a murder so the detective can practice on braindeads.
Anyway to set a humans dna so I can copypasta its fingerprint onto a knife?
>>122076290
I'm pretty sure DNA is randomized every single round
>>122076287
I get that he's a whiney faggot asshole, but what did he actually do?
For instance Petnavi exploited a bug with the cryo tubes that would pump the station full of plasma. Then did this 3 times completely engulfing the station in fire. The 3rd time he was explicitly warned not to and then did it. Claimed each time was an accident and an investigation would prove his innocence. If not he wagered to eat a permaban. He ate a permaban.
So what is 2hotdog's story?
>>122076654
generic dindu grief right around when the bunker was lifted
>>122076654
see
>>122076287
It's a matter of nobody wanting him back.
>>122076734
>see the post you relied to
>observe a round on bay to see what their player count is at during this time
>most stuffs the same or slightly different
>terrifying lack of clowns
>but they do have glass tables
do
want
>>122076805
That was my only reply to both.
Also:
>not the Bell of Opening
>not gathering the Candelabrum of Invocation, and the Book of the Dead
>not having the Wizard of Yendor harrassing you constantly as you get the Amulet
>not going through the Planes, overcoming their challenges while Rodney keeps fucking with you
>not reaching the Astral Plane, #offering the Amulet, and ascending to demigod status
get the fuck out of here
>>122076813
and the chemists dont have to open the door and walk around like chumps to refill the medfridge
>>122077186
>he doesn't just load the chems through the window
you realise that you can do that shit diagonally too, right? Just fucking slide open the windoor you chump
>>122064676
Pomf has a beard numbnuts
>>122076813
>you can break into the chem lab from the hallway
as an assistant i want this
>>122077308I AM a chump
>>122077186
you poor bastard.
>That after-shift fight vs Jakjak
It would've ended almost immediately if I was on harm intent, tried to feed him booze 3 times by mistake
Great round for my first time actually trying as Xenoarch
Me and the other Xenoarch got 2 large artifacts and enough weapons to arm at least 10 dudes
>Waiting at escape
>QM asks detective to speak
>Detective doesn't
>Others start getting suspicious
>Suddenly bats
>be engineer
>get bored, power's up
>decide to go wander maint
>wander into maint, open a storage room
>clown's sitting there sucking a monkeyman off
nope
nope nope nope
>shift ending
>everyone at escape
>masked detective nervously pacing
>everyone starts nagging on him
>hey detective want a chicken?
>hey detective where were you?
>hey detective you wouldn't happen to be a vampire would you?
>he visibly sweats
>panics and releases bats
>after some silly fighting gets dunked by the mob
Good shift.
>>122077638
It's neat, but if it's faster at all than a MULE then I'm sure people just use it for a gokart and mail anyway
I like that map. Why don't we play metastation more often?
Also, that blatant metabuddying was painful. A clown named Mime and a mime named Clown? And to round out the fag brigade was Willy Spook of course. Why is this allowed?
>>122077732
meta is the only real alternative to box
it's good, and I think it would be played more if the rotation allowed for more than just one round to be played there before 15 box votes roll in immediately after a metastation round
>>122077732
Big maint scares boxfags
I'd like to play all 3 non-box maps more
>>122077732
They were literally just friends for that round. I saw one pick the name and the rest was history.You're still a bad person for driving one to suicide.
>>122077825
>>122077874
I can see why Taxi would be horrendous and I haven't even played it, but what makes Deficiency so bad?
>>122077960
its 70% maint tunnels
>>122077960
Mostly the lack of QoL and in some places badly designed departments that make the game more annoying to play for everyone.
It's difficult because a lot of it is intentionally that way.
>>122077960It's not main-
>>122077995 too
>>122077732
>round start
>spawn right next to the clown/mime
>see that they name themselves the opposite of what they are
>you follow suit to participate in the gimmick
not that hard mate, don't need to immediately jump to meta conclusions.
>>122077914
Running around the station breaking windows and blocking off corridors, all without saying a word? Not buying it.One less shitler trying to break into cargo is just fine with me.
>>122077914
I, the Clown/Vamp picked the name Mime first. and when the mime came it was love at first fart. we were the best duo in history. making love on top of bananas and unfastened windows. until macho man randy cargo came in to break that relationship, forcing death upon me and leaving deep sorrow to the Mime. he couldn't take it. no more. and ended it shortly. and thus the clowns vengeance was born. a Real vendetta. a Real Vampire...
>>122078082
>Complaining about a mime doing things without talking
>>122077960
deff just has some actual layout issues IMO, I get that it's supposed to be more difficult, and needs a bit more work to get running smoothly but that's not the problem, medbay in particular has a strange layout that creates too many chokepoints and it's very very easy to get stuck in the corner of paramedics office, for example.
>>122077960
Taxi has a lot of little gimmicks that make it a brilliant map - sec checkpoint, space mail, guaranteed larges, comfy outpost, neat roid in general, interesting battery SMES mechanics, etc., it would be a great map ifToxins was removed and the Singulo was replaced with a safer enginebecause all it takes is one bomb and the shift is ruined for 1/3 of the players, due to the small layout.
>>122078161
And then Randy Cargo noticed the detective was acting weird and the vampire got dunked on. The end.Fuck dude that's a great idea. Randy Cargo (Macho Man). I'm gonna use that.
>>122075474
Why not unban him, kind anon?
Also, would you kindly list out my mistakes?
>>122078550
If you still can't even realize any of your mistakes, then there is no point in unbanning you.
>>122078479
a beautiful tragedy to a beautiful gay friendship. its a shame the Clown/Mime/Vampire/Detective/Succubus suck all the monkeymen to death. thanks medical for making it happen twice(i was blind for a while, and for resurrecting me)
>>122078570
I'm Nuklear. :^(
>>122078550
Not >>122075474 but why are you considering unbanning Zweiwurst? Nobody wants him, he's a salty turd.
>>122078678
Ah, the way you worded that sounded like you could have been either or.
The title thing was a mistake, and this would be an even bigger and more catastrophic mistake if you were to go through with it (again).
Personally the only other complaint I have is that you're not dominant enough over the admins. Whatever you supposedly say doesn't actually seem to be followed to a set standard. Otherwise you're alright. Just don't fuck up and unban someone who sure as hell does not need unbanning.
>>122078678
I'm wild :^(
i personally want to see 2sausages get unbanned so I can play a few rounds with him and then hopefully get to read more ban appeals.
man, that appeal he made because "he left some really important text in the library" and needed it back was fucking gold
>>122078550
Ignore the shitposts unless there's actual criticism in them. "MUH WORST ADMIN EVER SENAAT WHEN" is just people who can't communicate why they feel that way and are overreacting. You probably know what you did wrong with the title rule, otherwise you really haven't done much wrong. I mean, what are the responsibilities of a head admin for the most part anyway?
I do agree however that unbanning 2hotdogs would be a very, very bad mistake that would get the entire server in an angry frenzy
>>122078328
It could be very interesting to have a default TEG for Taxi, instead of a singlo.
>>122077732
>getting buttblasted over clown and mime pranking you
holy shit you need to calm down man
>>122079816
ITS JUST A PRANK BRO
>>122079890
what did they even do beside closing corridors with a glass that breaks with 3 hits?
>>122079951
Triggered him, clearly
keep the thread bumped at least guys.
jeez
>>122079159
Taxi's consumption is actually so low that just the AME is enough to power the station with its 160KW - solars also work though they seem to be a little sketchy
>>122054298
made me giggle
>have a bad round last nice
>start suffering from hiccups
>it wont stop
>feel a horrible muscular pain in my chest every time it happens
>have to sleep while hiccuping
>wake up and it still hasn't ended after 10 hours
What did I do to deserve this oh god.
>>122081991
There's a guaranteed cure for hiccups and it's an orgasm. Seriously, look it up.
Get 'batin', Anon.
>>122082138
ok got any good pics of angelite?
>>122081991
Sit down around the campfire children and I will teach you uncle robusts' guaranteed cure for hiccups.
First,make sure you are standing upright and unimpeded, specifically make sure you have nothing constricting your diaphragm and breathing.
Secondtake a few breaths in and then one MASSIVE breath, try and fill your lungs as faaar as they can possibly go, then seal your throat and hold for as long as you can get away with. if your vision is going wonky you're about there. the emphasis is on the pressure however, not on how long you can hold it, dont worry too much about the time
ThirdExhale, DO NOT HICCUP AT THIS POINT or you will have to start over, but you are halfway there, basically all you need to do is swallow some spit twice without interupting it with a hiccup, or a second breath in.If you can swallow two complete cycles and did not hiccup at any point in the process, you will not hiccup again unless you start another completely new attack.
>>122079021
Well anon, it just bothers me a tiny bit that, large and by, the only problem I have with the admins is that they(or one of them >>122075165 ) leaks all these things about whatever I might happen to decide to do at the moment.
I mean, it doesn't bother me that they're shit talking by any means: What does bother me is I have a little pussy on my admin team that won't say shit to my face.
:^)
>>122082362Don't you have a 4chan janitor on your admin team too?just saying
>>122082434
No, but that sure would be neat.
>>122082683
is rei not a janitor?
is that just a meme?
>>122082791
>all that fucking salt and superiority complex
>he's a janitor
I want that not to be true but it all fits in.
>>122082791
>believing anything posted in the thread
It's hard existing on 4chan.
I figured a guy who had never played queen before, he would get wiped fast but ayys managed it.
>>122082791
this was some random rumor someone started and feeds into every now and again.
>>122083092
It was literally Sarca, Probe.
Sarca has always viewed Rei has the root of his problems. He hates Rei more than anyone, even Pomf
Rei is actually basically irrelevant these days, barely gets any admin duties done, so if you see some anon talking about him, it's most likely Sarca stuck in the past.
>>122083092
Thanks for the fun round Probe. I learned how to play AYY and Xenoarch in one night
sooo if the admins don't have a janitor, what is to stop me posting round breaking information in the thread?
hypothetically.
>>122083468
>what is to stop me posting round breaking information in the thread?
Nothing. You just get perma'd for ICOOC.
>>122083468
But they do
And they're good at tracing everyone's every movement
>>122083527
>>122083542
but if there's no janitor, they don't have my IP on 4chins
