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in this thread:
>transexuals
>andromeda a shit
>liara best waifu
>dag OUT
>mirandaboos worse than talicancer?
Previous thread: >>121913676
Reminder that there is no such thing as a "femshep", and discussion of such nonsense is prohibited under decree of the emperor.
Ashley best waifu.
liara best waifu
horsecock happiness
>>122049954
delete this right FUCKING NOW
>>122043353
>Hey, what's this, more ME porn?
>*goes to link*
>Holy shit, what is this disgusting filth?
>It's just downright nasty
>Clicks the next one
>Feel a bit queazy
>*pops a boner*
You guys are fucking degenerate as hell but I think I might have started to become one of you.
>I find MTs hot now
>Miranda with a schlong is a fantasy I have now
>I've just seen a girl with a hairy asshole get pounded by a goddam horse and liked it
Where do I go from here? Have I reached the bottom? Maybe I'll try to romance Tali now.
I'm going to marry Lightning!
>>122050138
No one herethat's straightactually likes mating tubes futa or horsecock
>>122050310
So that leaves out ashfags (shemale), mirandafags (futa shemale dom), Liara (MT). So only Jackfags and Kellyfags are normies and Talifags are the worst cancer? Am I getting that right?
>>122049991
>Can't romance a horse in any game yet
Progressivism has a long way to go if a girl can't even enjoy a sweet interspecies romance. Equines are people too.
>>122049954
Ash is best crater.
>>122050183
I'm going to marry Miranda! I wonder if she's the type that marries though.
>>122050491
>Can't romance a horse in a game
You've been playing the wrong games
>>122050138
that really isn't representative for us. we're more into tame, vanilla stuff like
http://jamie-macarthur.deviantart.com/art/A-bit-of-a-mouthful-552508845
>>122050481
Most sane liaraboos don't believe in mating tubes
>>122050760
What games have you've been playing if I'm allowed to inquire? Just what have I've been missing out on?
>>122050939
Judging from all the porn I'd wager to say that the MTs are real in Liaraboos' minds. In most animations and art she's got a massive cock.
>>122050832
L-Lewd. I've never seen a bird deepthroat like that before.
>>122050949
Text games mostly. http://www.fenoxo.com/?page_id=61
Check out corruption of champions as well
>>122051167
Animation makers are obsessed with futa though. I bet most of them don't even waifu liara
>>122051167
it's a once-in-a-lifetime experience for its partner
>>122051173
Fenoxo only uses furries in the games. It's a real shame that they've all gotta be autistic bipedal otherkin self inserts instead of big rapey beasts. The transformation aspect is also really dumb.
>>122051331
Nah, I think most people who has Liara as a waifu loves futas. I think it comes with wanting a xeno partner, they subconsciously want to get dominated.
>>122051514
One of those games he recommends has horses
Don't remember which though
>>122052003
Jackfriend?
Jok a besy woffo
Moran is wors hore
Lilura ok gal
>/dag/ loves dog knots
>/meg/ loves horse cocks
When did everything go soRIGHT?
>>122052228
lari bos weyf jok ok
>>122052194
Jack is the purest waifu even though she's a bit of a slut. She's had plenty of sex before Sheppy but never truu loav.
>>122052320
/meg/ is filled with sissy white boy humans that want to see their waifus get pounded by
BIG
KROGAN
COCK
>>122052472
stop baiting me jackfriend its not nice
we're supposed to be hanging up on miranda and tali
>>122049873
>Batarian bukakke
How does this work? Isn't BT foam pretty much impossible to remove? Would anyone really volunteer to get their face, hair and breasts blasted by thick smelly foam that never goes away?
>>122052496
>/meg/'s current most popular waifu getting railed by Wrex
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/DearEditor/368674/Comission--Mass-Effect
>Tali getting some BKC
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Secret_Writter/355393/Subjugation-Pt1
>Implying you wouldn't let your wafu get impaled on this
http://img.rule34.xxx//images/1424/8010955ec4aab96cd965a81b70396eb8ccbd731f.png
>>122052778
cute femturs
>>122052608
I like when Jack abuses Miri so I suppose I like Miranda a bit too. Liara really does look good with a big blue dick though. Matings tubes or not, I do think it would be rather dull if Liara only had a human gingy down there.
>>122053336
desu I'm perfectly fine with there not being a gigantic cock
I just got to the Conrad Verner scene in ME3. That was one of the most awkward and cringe inducing scenes of the entire series. and apparently I fucked up and didn't talk to him beforehand, because he literally just showed up talking about stuff as if we had already had a conversation.
Also, I'm starting to realize that I'm fucked over if I want to get a good ending because the game decides to punish you for not playing multiplayer.
>>122053121
I was on DeviantArt long enough to get brain cancer while picking them up so I hope you appreciate them. I may never walk again.
>>122053420
>Also, I'm starting to realize that I'm fucked over if I want to get a good ending because the game decides to punish you for not playing multiplayer.
Did you download the free ending DLC?
>>122053412
How about some weird alien genitalia then? I honestly think you're in minority if you like Liara best with human female like equipment down there.
>>122053420
>Also, I'm starting to realize that I'm fucked over if I want to get a good ending because the game decides to punish you for not playing multiplayer.
Why aren't you playing the superior pre-patched pirate version with all DLC where that stuff is all fixed?
>>122053546
Unless they automatically added it to every purchase of the game on origin, nope. I am voluntarily playing ME3 without any DLC to see how angry I get
>>122053626
Maybe among posters on /meg/. Liara has the largest fanbase and most of them are guaranteed to like things vanilla.tentacle bushes?
>>122050138
Oh, dear Lord.
>>122053412
>MFW I have a picture of Liara demolishing a city with her huge dong and I can't post it because this is a SFW board ran by christian puritans andSJWs
Just pretend I posted it anyway and that you got mad that your waifu looked so good with a big fat cock that can destroy whole blocks when erect.
>>122053906
>tentacle bushes?
Now we're talking!
But regarding the fanbase futa could be considered vanilla these days and the people who care about romance and shit in Bioware games are probably perverted somehow.
>>122054250
>futa could be considered vanilla
It really isn't
Regardless, it doesn't make sense for them to have a penis if they don't reproduce via insemination
Was anyone else really attracted to the Shadow Broker? And I don't mean Liara.
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Studio-Pirrate/232207/Miranda-Lawson-VS-Shadow-Broker
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/ecoas/348502/Commission--Shadow-Broker-office-1
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/ecoas/351447/Commission--Shadow-Broker-office-2
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/ecoas/353565/Commission--Shadow-Broker-office-3
>You'll never get blackmailed by the galaxy's most powerful information broker
>You'll never choke on his cock while hoping that you do a good enough job that he doesn't leak all your secrets
>You'll never become his fucktoy avalable 24/7 for him to call on whenever he wishes
>>122054605
Honestly I thought that asari procreation was the dumbest thing in all of the ME games. Sex through mind melding? Really? It doesn't make any sense at all.
>>122055115
Space magic
>>122053774
>I am voluntarily playing ME3 without any DLC to see how angry I get
Are you a masochist or something?
>>122054858
All yagh are pretty hot but they're pretty one dimensional when it comes to personality. It's like Bioware sat down and decided that their entire race consisted of assholes and that you'd never get to befriend one even as renegade shepard. Even vorcha had more nuance than the yagh.
>>122055279
>>122053112
>>Implying you wouldn't let your wafu get impaled on this
>http://img.rule34.xxx//images/1424/8010955ec4aab96cd965a81b70396eb8ccbd731f.png
That would be really hot. Fic when?
Anybody know how to disable the vignette effect in the first Mass Effect without also disabling DoF? I can't wrap my head around the appeal of this claustrophobic shit.
>>122055754
I hope you know your limits, senpai. ME3 without DLC and shit is pretty fucking awful.
>>122055791When you write it
>>122055970
>Miranda post krogan ntr.jpg
Jockstrap a bestest waifu for laifu
>>122055970
It will at least give me an excuse to play through the whole series again after I get all the DLC for it.
>No boob slider
>No ass slider
>No sluttiness slider
How am I supposed to get immersed when I can't even pick my breast size?
>>122056552
By eating a bullet.
>>122052778
Only very slutty waifus like Jack would ever agree to get covered by BT foam. They would probably get paid a lot but they'd be sticky for months afterwards.
>Wants to replay ME1
>Remember copypasta missions
>Remember how bad the port was
>ME2 then
>Get bored in the intro
>So many cinematics and I've seen them all before
>Same problem with ME3
If only they were more sandboxy and easily modded. An alternative start mod would have been great.
tfw no high top fade husbando
>>122056595
>Fallout 4 is such crap that the RPGCodex is speaking of Skyrim fondly in comparison
Everything about it just looks so meh
>>122058427
haven't been on the codex in a while. Last time was the PoE review iirc
requesting "primitives" gif with dancing asari
>>122058427
They always exaggerate. When Skyrim came out they spoke of Oblivion as if it was better now they all agree that it was a better game than Oblivion. Fallout 4 is just Fallout 3 with a fresh new coat of paint and some mods already installed. It's really inoffensive for a big budget game these days, it's not amazing but it's really not that bad either.
>>122059473
They hate fallout 3 with a passion though
>>122059604
Because it launched their favorite series from kult classic to a very popular babby's first console RPG. Fallout 3 wasn't THAT bad either. They love New Vegas and it's not very different from F3.
>>122059861
NV is quite different though
>>122059965
In some ways but the moment to moment gameplay is exactly the same. The world design and some mechanics are different and Obsidian knows how to deliver a story. Actually playing the game feels pretty samey to me though.
>>122058735
>Last time was the PoE review iirc
Darth Roxor's review? Shit was hilarious.
>>122060125
Those changes are enough to make a bad game good
Besides, the biggest reason for 3's backlash was the massive steaming shit it took on the established lore
>>122057464
This is my fetish.
>>122060375
Yeah, he summed up my feelings pretty well too. Haven't been able to make myself play it again
>>122057464
Why is she purple
>>122060881
I bet /fog/ is going to be a shithole for the foreseeable future
>>122061135
Stil better than here, I'll bet.
>>122061361I like it here
>>122061135
>It's actually easier to discuss Fallout on /meg/ than on /fog/
>>122060385
F2 already took a dump on the lore and ruined the series forever. I didn't mind any lore rape after that.
>>122062128
F2 was god tierenough off topic, need to keep the janny happy
In the next game I hope they make it clear humans have transitioned to vegetarianism and synthetic proteins. In an optimistic future there's no reason humans are still consuming meat, particularly as they are traveling the stars and don't have the time, space, resources to keep animals for slaughter
/meg/ I need your help. How do I convince my BF to wear his Wrex cosplay costume while we're having sex? We like to roleplay and he was fine with wearing a horse mask and dressing up as the joker but I think this might get a bit too weird for him. I want to get dominated by Wrex but I'm not sure he'd understand.
What should I say to him? Do I offer to do something for him in return or do I just try to hint at it or what? How do I even bring it up without making us both cringe and embarrass myself too much?
>>122062301
I'd rather see a couple of levels set in a bug meat factory that's really brutal and dystopian.
>Wade through entrails and blood
>See scared animals in cages so tiny they can't move an inch
>It's all automatic and the factory is unmanned
>The animals are slaughtered in a very cruel manner to please asari traditions
>You can save one of the cute fuzzy little animals and keep him in your cabin
>Shepard has the option to turn vegetarian after the mission
>>122062675
Tell him Wrex is your husbando. He will understand.
jeg bis wafu
>>122053774
The Extended Cut DLC is free for everyone, forever.
MEUITM is fucking delicious.
>>122062675
>he was fine with wearing a horse mask
Haha. What.
>>122049873
>he plays as manshep
>>122065390
What's wrong with manshep?
>>122065431
Meers would be upstaged in a middle-school play.
>>122066164
I don't think he's that bad. I like femshep's voice better, but he doesn't butcher the character or anything.
>>122066164
>There's people who actually thinks Hale's bored acting is good and not as bad as the rest (Meer, Liara...)
>>122066631
>using Liara as an example of non-bored acting
Liarafags really are the worst.
>>122066728
Learn to read faggot
>Hale's bored acting is (...) as bad as the rest (Meer, Liara...)
>>122065390
>femshep
>Hale
>>122064984
>Implying you wouldn't
>>122065431
Toxic masculinity.
>>122063356
Jik oke galpal
Mirum top waef
Lie ara ara a crep
>>122067314
Are you saying that his semen is poisonous?
>>122067613
jaqk boast wefiu
mandarin oky gill
loira a sheet
>>122067647
Can a cyborg even produce semen?
>>122067647
Brb, killing Liara with Sheppy's semen. Her MT will never bumdrill anyone ever again.
>>122067886
Wait, you're telling me Shepard won't be able to come when he gets spitroasted between Liara's MT and Miranda's massive dingus?
That's even hotter.
Is it possible to save the illusive man somehow? I got bummed out when he died in my ME3 ending, really liked the guy.
>>122068386
either you shoot him or he shoots himself
>>122067715
Jake descent waffle kerfuffle
Mierda's booty a ok waf
Lira a excrement
Kolly beses wief
>>122068386
Nope.
ME3 was a kick in the nads for a plethora of reasons, but what they did to TIM just shattered mine completely.
>>122069338
What they did to cerberus overall was just plain retarded, until you remember that gamers are stupid and can't handle nuance.
What character do you hate most in ME universe?
>>122069613
All of them.
Whoop whoop, bix nood ya'll. Imma da rappah MT Pain Train and Imma letchu kno some thang.
*cough cough*
You could bet your laifu that Imma impregnate your waifu
Bing bong flump flong, dat be the sound of me mauling your waifu in da ass harder than Donkey Kong
Take is easy nigga, I ain't using any anal grease to make mah entry feel much bigga
Made Ash mah bitch before she could snitch and give my butt a stitch
Going faster than the speed of light, going to probe ur anus and pick a fight.
When I'm done her gingey I'm coming for you, think Western of germaney.
Dats it for now, hope ya'all enjoyed mah sick rhymes. Peace.
>>122070252
>>122069613
Liara, no doubt about it.
>>122069613
Femshep.
>>122069613
Admiral Xen
>Liara will never have sex with all of your descendants for the next thousand years
Kill me fampai
>>122071749
geldingofveetor.jpeg is the hottest shit tho
hi where are the jack tЬh faⅿ
>>122069613
The Illusive Man.
>>122072415
jug 2bh
About to go save "The Convict" Jack. Is she as sexy as she appears?
Looks like she's the kind of gal to give a rimjob.
>>122071749
>geldingofveetor.jpeg
what's that? I wanna see it.
> I smell primitives
>>122074836
eddrf story about daro xen and veetor having a delightful medical fellatio situation
>>122077264
It's certainly delightful but didn't timmy write that one?
>>122077605
I forget. Eddy, enlighten us?
>>122077850
Fake news story?
Also, am I the only one that wants Jack to peg them?
>>122078962
Do you really think that you're the only gay man on /meg/?
I want to bend Dr. Chakwas over her medical table and ravage her.
>>122079710
Dr. Michel comes first
>listening to her moan with a French accent
>>122079710
>>122079965
Would they argueand catfightabout which are more qualified and should give your PI?
>>122071749
How can you hate Admiral Xen when she's dedicated herself to BKC
https://static1.e621.net/data/3b/e9/3be9420bb32376e1c1cabdae0cc99c6f.jpg
>>122080047
> more qualified and should give your PI?
Dr. U could out-wrestle them both easily to win that right.
>>122079965
docteur Michelle et counceleur Tevos have zi same voix actrisse
>>122080182
>the girls on ultimate surrender will never undergo actual training
I just can't fap to this shitty fighting.
>>122080204
>ryhorn and charizard have the same sound
>>122080086
>Wrex standing on Grunt
Shit looks painful tbqh.
Can I have both Jack and Liara?
>>122080182
Absolutely, but I've never read a fic where she visits or is stationed on Normandy, even temporarily.
>>122080393
Not in the same game.
>>122080418
>>122080182
Remind me?
>>122080393
>>122080541
That makes me really sad, anons.
>>122080625
About what?
> started playing mass effect 1, the first one i ever played, just 2 or so days ago. like 8-9 hours straight each go, great game, albeit the dungeons are copy pasted in the secondary missions. all is well.
>you can only romance boring ass liara, kaidan or ashley.
>no garrus, no tali, no wrex
not saying it ruins the experience, but...
>>122080921
>>no garrus, no tali, no Wrex
Should we tell her?
>>122080921
Is this a rusepost?
>>122080279
>Harbinger, Delan(from Horizon), that turian mechanic from Noveria, Elias Kelham have the same VA
>All vorcha are mark meer
>
>>122069613
Tali. The series would be a better place without Tali.
>>122078913
holy fuck I thought he was missing parts of his head at first
>>122079710
thumbnail looked likesome weird alien reporter with a microphone staring at you
>>122080204
I never noticed
>>122081072
>>122080967
sorry families, just voicing an honest complain from the deepest ignorance. some shitty twist on the horizon? garrus dies? tali is evil and controls the geth?
still would have prefered to been able to romance any member of the crew, not just human and blue human flavours.
also, to the other aliens, the asari look like them? or do they look always human?
>You will never be forced to giveUdinasexual favours in exchange for political backing
>>122081467
Play ME2.
>>122081467
>or do they look always human?
u meen doo dey loog oolways liek BTARIAN mastur rayce?
>>122081512
i will when i complete ME one. thanks.
heard that the space exploration was kinda dumbed down compared to the first one. how was it?
>>122081807
Streamlined and made linear, not dumbed down. Instead of having five thousand planets filled with literally nothing except the occasional Geth or space monkey, you have a handful of unique environments with things to do.
>>122081807
>heard that the space exploration was kinda dumbed down compared to the first one. how was it?
It was removed.
>muh ME2
>>122081543
BT are the meystery reyse, all hughmon sluts are beelogn too BT
>>122082667
>tfw no gavage'd alien gf
why even live?
![1238_yvonne_strahovski[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Lk4Df4f.jpg "1238_yvonne_strahovski[1].jpg")
miri...
>>122083506
is NOT pure.
BT foam rolling down your waifus face as she learns her place as a cumdump for all batarian cocks to grace.
Spent the night stroking Liara's MTee with OCDee talking about our faggot OPee.
Morning comes and so does she like a litre right at me, my homie OCD gets away scott free. Such is life in the galaxee.
Do you see, do you smell? Miranda's balls look like they've been through hell. Jack slaps her on the ass and her balls as well.
Omega, Eden Prime and James Vega, all conquered by me, the wannabe Boyega. When the lights are out and the ship is dark I'm going to push something hard and black up yo ass that's gonna leave a mark.
All the waifus belong to me, the OG MTee.
>>122083557
more treats selfies when?
>>122083506
...has a huge delicious cock that she likes to dominate people with. She's also the best waifu.
>>122083506
Is a lovely lady that'd I'd be a perfect gentleman with.
>>122073960
I wouldn't know anything about it.
>>122083726
You're an awful rapper, MT. Pls stop.
>>122083726
Did you know that in certain parts of the world people don't consider Jack best waifu?
>>122083953
Yo momma is awful nigga. Like she be full of awe when she worships my big black hotdog. Imma knock your twink ass out but then you be like crying like a little faggot bitch and nobody wants to deal with that. Muddafuggen.
>>122084024
Like in Sweden or something? She's way too white and lacking a dingus for that bunch.
>>122084024
here, tovarisch
>>122083506
is perfect
>>122084024
AKA all civilised nations.
>>122084237
Fagnations more like, too busy lusting for that BBC to appreciate best waifu.
>>122084310
nope. wrong
>>122084352
Who's your waifu then? It's not that bitch Miri, is it?
>2015
>Being literally a nazi
>>122084432
there's literally nothing wrong with nazis.
>>122084474
Mirandafag spotted, locked in and targeted. Your ass is toast now, stormfag.
>>122084432
>Implying Hitler did anything wrong
>>122084526
gross oversimplification of things.
>>122084474
Except being totalitarian, fascist, militaristic and against anything regarding human rights or opposing their regime.
>>122081862
doesn't sound that bad. better than the copypaste oddyssey.
Miri gretest waii
Jokk goo gill
Liara okayo
Tail a worst
>>122084647
>human rights
>Given a fuck about by any side in WW2
Funny joke, my librul friend. You should become a comedian and cite the current year for a good laugh.
>>122084647
>Except being totalitarian, militaristic and against anything regarding human rights or opposing their regime.
How's this any different from say the USSR or even America at the time?
>>122084782
>Given a fuck about by any side in WW2
War is war, but Nazis didn't give a fuck about those even in their own country, even before WW2.
>>122083763
Gams only this time, treats are covered.
>>122084856
You a jew or something? Prewar nazi Germany was a great place to live except if you were a commiejew.
>>122084710
sweet gentle jesus
is this from ME3?
![1237_yvonne_strahovski[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rSX7vi1.jpg "1237_yvonne_strahovski[1].jpg")
> Your ass is toast now
What the fuck does it mean? Are you going to summon you PC death squad or something?
>>122084710
mandrini gud ass
jacq bez wifu
larry a chit
talei ok gril
>>122085281
It means that Miri is going to introduce your anus to an impractically large, genetically perfect phallus.
>>122085818
I want /dag/ to leave.
>>122084854
>My shit was just as your shit and his shit
That doesn't justify it, nor is a reason not to progress to a better, more civil type of government. We'd still be stuck in caves fucking chimps with that mindset.
>>122084945
Regardless of whether you agree or disagree with Jew or communist political agenda, there is a thing called freedom of speech and should be upheld.
Also
>Prewar nazi Germany was a great place to live
Post-WWI Germany was a shitty place to live. It took nearly 20 years for Germany to recover.Still a better prospect than Debtland, though
>>122085818I wouldn't mind that one bit
>>122086005
>>122084945
>>122084854
can you take your political discussions somewhere else?
>>122086349
You're right. I'm sorry. Stopping right here.
>>122086005
>progress
Stop being such a tool, OCD.
Anyway, any news regarding Andromeda except the trailer? No new leaks or rumors even?
>>122086349
Yeah, we'd like to go back to discussing just how hung Miri is and how many attempts it would take for her to impregnate your waifu while you worship her balls and ass.
is it worth romancing Kelly?
>>122086813
she keeps your fish alive. so yes
>>122083919
>Specter
>Not spectre
Into the trash it goes.
>>122086813
Yes, through to the end of 2. She's nothandledwell in 3
>>122086885
Thank you. I appreciate the feedback.
>>122086813
Yes, she's an essential romance. She feeds your pets and strips for you very seductively in an experienced manner. No other waifu will do these things for you. She won't even mind if you fuck Liara in the ass while she's looking, she will still love you.
In ME3 she was replaced by a cheap fish food dispenser and a terrible British diversity lesbian. So in long term it won't work out.
>>122087048
>terrible
Traynor's voice is literal sex. The only way it could be better is if it was ran through the Turian filter.
>>122087138
Back to /dag/ you stupid dyke.
>>122087138
>ran through the Turian filter.
Get the fuck out.
>>122087138
This is a Miranda's Cock Appreciation Only Zone, you're not allowed to like anything else.
>>122087138
>The only way it could be better is if it was ran through the Turian filter.
How about no?
>>122087191
>>122087206
>>122087348
>>122087376
Where did it all go so so wrong?
>>122087376
welp!
obviously we're not playing an obsidian game.
>>122087376
What the fuck have they done to Fallout?
>>122086813
she gives you your ME2 fish in ME3
>>122087191
>>122087348
Not disagreeing about the turian filter, but what's wrong with her voice? Sounded pretty generic to me
>>122087609
>>122087690
It's not that bad ...
>>122087952
you're having more fun with this than DA:I's release...
>you will never be able to romance Jack as femshep despite Jack previously being romantically linked with women
Is this Bioware's way of saying that straight relationships are inherently superior to gay relationships, or is it their way of saying that people with cock are better than people without cock?
If the latter,is this Bioware's way of implying that Miri's cock is both canon and delicious?
>>122087857
Britbong tryhard sounding almost as phoned in as Hale.
>>122088025
it's more fun than DAI both ironically and unironically, senpai
>>122088098
I've actually spoken to Mac Walters about Miranda's dong and he said that it's canon but they couldn't implement her large member in a satisfactory manner due to hardware limitations. They had to remove the ability to holster your weapon in ME3 so you know how tight the restrictions they had to work with were. They tried a Miranda prototype with a bulge but her cock ate up more than half the RAM they were allotted and that space was already dedicated to her ass.
They also tried to implement breast and ass physics too but Miranda's ass wouldn't stop wobbling once set in motion. The playtesters all thought it was a bug and they had to remove the feature a week before launch.
>>122087138
Does she have many l*wd dialogues in DAI?
>>122088025
That's not much of an achievement. DAI was about as fun as watching Miri's cum dry on a wall.
>>122088521
This sounds like bullshit, but I don't know enough about programming to dispute it.
>>122088521
Incidentally, are any here in the Overwatch beta, and how is it.
>>122089054
>Overmeme
get the fuck out.
>>122088098
can you take your homosexual fantasies and show the very very deep inside your ass
>>122089518
Why do you want to see the very very deep inside of his ass?
>>122089518
>implying I wouldn't enjoy that
HURT ME MORE, SNAKE
>>122089518
If you can't appreciate a meaty girlcock you're a flaming homo.
>>122087564
I don't know, I don't know what's going on.
>>122090060
Good job finding dyke central, OCD.
>>122090060
Excellent, thank you.
>>122090130
>Implying anyone here cares what their sexual orientation is.
I'drapethem either way.
>>122090478
You're welcome.
>>122090665
>Implying anyone here cares what their sexual orientation is.
>I'd rape them either way.
W-Woah!!
I need a fr*cken mod here!!!
>>122090775
>I'd rape them either way.
RAEP CULTURE
Have you played any of the other fallout games ocd
>>122091206
while I'm not OCD, i've played F1, 2. Tactics, 3 and New Vegas.
>>122091407
Is fallout 4good?
>>122091515
probablynot.
>>122091407
>PRRRBPRPPPRPT!
>>122091515
It's a good open world shooter, it's an awful Fallout game.
>>122091617
I know, but I can't stop being hopeful
>>122091515
I'm waiting until it's modded to let you build a stripclub in your base.
>>122091515
How did the council aliens even communicate with humanity before our language(s) were incorporated into the omnitool?
>>122091672
do you have some sort of scat fetish? You're such a fuck upped individual. Definitely consider suicide.
>>122091819
Probably some super advanced linguistics vi rather than just a catalogue of languages
