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>Betting/Trading/Item Related
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http://goaggro.com
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet responsibly and always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System:https://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
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>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
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http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
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>Watching Streams
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i hate this game
neck yourself
>tfw you'll never have a cute girl like this be completely in love with you, happily bouncing on your lap while you open cases
Anime etc.
>>121987961
cancer
>>121987961
un reptil
>no edition
>not atleast Reddit get out edition
>>121987915
I remember that tournament
after hiko lost that game he went pale white and had the look on his face like a man who just realized hes wasting his life
>ricochet sound effect
>ricochet 2 confirmed
screencap this
there should be rocket launchers to counter camping awpers and nade launchers to punish people from holding angles.
anime above everything else
>Those juicy underdogs today
Juicer than any ass
>mfw a i hear a kid on mic and immediately start throwing the match
>tfw having shitty T half because I'm the only one trying to entry frag
>team talks shit to me and laughs at me at end of game because I am higher rank than themfeels bad man
>rank up
>1 win, 2 losses
I'm gonna rank down am I
>>121988978
this is always the worst part about passive teams, baiters and lurkers
they play in a way which prevents active players from getting kills, but they still get kills themselves late in the round because theyre the last ones alive once the round has opened up and theres a few kills down and positions/nades are weakened
the kills have no impact and they dont win rounds, but it does mean that they often end up near the top of the scoreboard while not doing much for the team
you pretty much cant win, the reason for being low on the scoreboard is too difficult to talk about in the short sentences you can get off over voice comms, and its not possible to convince them why that style of play is bad
the worst is when youve peeked and youre in a firefight with an enemy. your teammate is watching you get shot. if he peeked out as well it would be an ez kill for either of you and the defender would be overwhelmed or at least you get the trade and proceed into the defended position. instead he watches you die and says "lol shitty got owned"
>>121988874
>tfw no class prez yandere gf
>>121988864
yo I got a fat ass
Americans are poison to counter strike
>>121989439
Your ass is dryer than the Sahara Desert.
>>121989572
Water is wet
Sky is blue
Pussy is for faggots
>>121988864
not juicier than mine :3
>>121989346
tl;dr
back 2 leddit
>>121989802
youre a 6/10 with high standards even though you think youre a 9 I guarantee it
>>121989747
would cup his balls at night
>tfw no bf to punish sexually when he bottom frags and loses us the pug
pic related my ideal bf
FINALLY got LEM, after a long hiatus and hard work, more hard work than i'd like to admit, and it was 100% solo queue. i've never been naturally talented at games so i had to put in 3x as much effort.
i don't want to brag to anyone so i'm bragging to you guys, please tell me how shitty i am for not being supreme/global like the rest of you.
i love you all
>>121989902
I'm pretty sure I'm atleast a 7, maybe a low 8.
>>121989747
Who is this semen demon?
>>121989942
Can I be your bf? You could punish me in any way you want...
>>121989346
this exactly, in situations like this just buy the p90 and play the teams at their level.
T needs to be aggressive, always, and only passive as a mind fuck counter.
i get baiting nades even, and running down the clock, but at 30 seconds you better turn into fucking Na'Vi
>>121989959
how many wins and hours
>>121989959
Anyone who was atleast MG1 prevac got free rankups to LEM/Supreme
>>121990135
350 wins even
1057 hours
>>121990286
nys
>>121990181
yeah, you're right. i don't think i would've gotten it without the curve
What do we think about ump as an alternative to the famas?
what happened to cro?
got bored?
>>121990479
well the ump is always better in famas in every way
>tfw started tracking my matchmaking games and calculating my personal hltv score for each map
im scared to derank to dmg s m h
>>121990584
imo it's hard to derank back to DMG from LE, you have to lose a lot in a row and really deserve it.
you'll be fine
>>121990516
yes that kind of person can only do the same thing for so long
>>121990286
thats pretty on track, most people at lem are around 1k
Just tied game it was
5 LE
versus
SMFC
LEM
LE
2 MGE
Do you think I won or lost points?
>>121990808
depends on how well you did in game wrt things like kills deaths kill times etc, the ranking system looks at everything
You guys
I killed someone with a smoke grenade
is that cool or not?
Snax is actually a nice guy and speak good english
i always thaught he was pasha tier just a little bit more hillbilly style
JOHN CENA
some eus wanna queue nuke with me? im lem
>>121990872
"no"
it is mvp and round w/l
>GET RIGHT
>GOOD
>>121991258
points factor in too somewhere
Why do people fakenick as pro players?
>>121991258
nope
>>121991293
thought this meme died years ago
>>121991430
I did it when I was 12 because I thought SpawN was cool
woah shit getright stream
>>121991656
yeah i assume they are mostly some underaged fantards
just earlier today in a retake server i saw some guy who first fakenicked as g2 dennis, then rain
he actually had exactly copied the name with the sponsors and everything etc.
i went to his profile and looked at his previous aliases and they were all other pro player names exactly copied with all the tags and capitalization etc.
caught a guy on my team toggling
was pretty funny
snax looks so happy
>tfw you will never be a happy fat man playing cs for living
>>121991805
holy shit that is horrible
>>121991897
another golden moment
called him out and he tries to deny it rofl fucking russians
>>121991968
LM;AO
>>121991805
that has to be a public cheat, no private hack is that obvious any more
>>121991805
>>121991968
both are just luck
>>121991748
same reason people wear sports jerseys or celebrities exist at all
>>121991968
people like this give cheaters a bad name, makes people assume that this is what all cheaters look like when in reality most are extremely subtle
>>121992184
i don't really see fakenicking as a pro being the equivalent of wearing a sports jersey
>>121992254
>people like this give cheaters a bad name
Average bait
>>121990584
how do I do this?
>tfw on buy round and two teammates won't drop riflesJust kills my mood and I completely stop trying if they don't want to play as a team
>>121991805
He could hear you running so he obviously traced you through the wall and hit the easy shot.
Stop being shit before you accuse people of cheating.
fuck outta heree
*thooorin hand in a wave sign and pushes the opposite direction*
straight fuckin outta here
>>121992352
>being a little bitch
>>121992352
Just use pistols, there better than rifles anyways
I mean Randomrambo got to global 5 times just using pistols
>loose 1st round
>loose next 2 rounds
>teammates start blaming each other
>tell them to chill the fuck out
>proceed to stomp the enemy team to a 16-8
Feels good man.
where do I go to change my font my shit got reset somehow
>>121992601
Yeah I will act like a little bitch :^)
>>121992332
http://www.hltv
org/?pageid=242&eventid=0
just transfer this basic formula into excel, you imput the kills,deaths,rounds, etc and you get the result
>>121992638
>lose pistol
>teammates call gg already
>here we go
>>121992674
then you won't rank up
you play with the team you get, always.
even if they are all 12 year old team killing kids
you play for the team
>>121993075
But they aren't playing for the team???
To be honest I'd rather just act like a cunt and rush every round because it eases my mind
>>121993075
I am the team, bitch
>>121993110
yeah, people are gonna be shitty sometimes,
it's more about how you handle it than anything
>>121993110
>>121993242
This is why you derank.
someone give me a good viewmodel
>>121993267
>>121993284
Deranking isn't a big deal to be if it was a wasted game anyways.
I don't mind players that play bad, can't aim, etc. Just people that are uncooperative, mic spamming, don't drop guns really annoy the shit out of me
>>121993389
take a wild guess how you get out of games like that
I seriously don't understand what the big deal about being GE is. I got to GE after like 400 hours of GO (although I've played 1.6 for many years prior to that). Whenever I'm in a community server, someone asks me what rank I am, I say I'm GE, and from then on every shot I miss is me being boosted or whatever. Holy fucking hell.
>>121993359
Default but Y -2
>>121993359
viewmodel_fov 68
viewmodel_offset_x 2.5
viewmodel_offset_y 1
viewmodel_offset_z 1.5
>>121993438
I rush every round and tab out?
>>121993453
well, it's the highest rank in the game.
it's like how being diamond 1 in league was back in the day, a lot of people had it, but they were looked up to like gods, free of error. i used to think the same way, now GE is just two ranks higher.
and i suck pretty hard
>>121993513
>tabbing out after dieing
>not remembering important spots enemys take and prefiring them the next game
>>121993601
Maybe if I cared about the game I was in? But I obviously don't
>>121993513
you deserve the same low/mid tier rank everyone in your game has
you have the same quitter mentality
the second you stop blaming your teams and focus on yourself is when you'll actually improve, not 20 minutes on aim maps or deathmatch. but what the fuck do i know right
>>121993715
I am already GE. So it isn't like it matters. It isn't like I want to go pro
>>121991656
>black guy
>cool
Pick one. Let me guess, you have an extensive criminal record and your homepage is blacked.
>get matched with a german stack
>2 go afk half the game
>cant kick because its a stack
umm.. gotards??
>another game where a dude won't drop because I told him and another guy to shut up in the middle of a round
is it just me or is it a new pew sound that sometimes plays when u use silenced m4 or get nearly shot by it? like it sounds like the 1.6 pew sound when you shoot a wall
>>121994648
I have to admit, even I as a german myself, that german csgo players are really toxic.
I even prefer playing with russians instead of with germans.
I personally think serbians and britbongs are the best to play with
>>121995094
>toxic
stopped reading there
>>121995175
Did I trigger you?
>>121995094
I'm literally not excited to play with anybody from eu
>>121995236
please check your privilege
>>121988864
share you betting wisdom foam
>>121996326
VP is gonna stomp G2.
A shame bots are busy.
>>121989747
sadly, this is an actual girl
>>121996402
>vp beating our guy rain
>>121996454
G2 won't do well till they get rid of the dirty swedes
and VP is still a top tier team
>>121996420
>tfw in a trap thread
>tfw thought this was a crosspost
I need jesus and sleep
what the FUCK is this
>>121996543
Maik single-handedly clutched them til semis
>>121996616
sure he did mobabb, sure he did
>>121996648
ur such a fantastic memer! a truly memetastic poster.
>>121996819
i'm not saying he didn't win clutches
i'm saying that alone doesn't make him a good player
he was playing like shit because he's an emotional chimp
>>121996913
fantastic meme!
>>121996971
idiot
>implying virtus throw aren't on fleek
thanks for skins keks
whenever I feel like I'm going to lose I voice_enable 0
>he lost to team karma
don't fucking buddy me if you lose to shitty girl teams
>have the whole day off to play CS
>get shit on the first game
>feel like if I play again i'll just get shit on more
>can't play for a few hours
>>121997197
me too I only turn it back on if things start going good again
negativity makes me play bad
some polish redditor overheard some guy from Vexed leaking stuff about changes to come
>yfw dust 2 is out of the current map pool
What the fuck? In the last 15 games, I've had 3 blatant hackers and like 10 more suspicious people. I'm LEM and I'm just getting shit on without even knowing where it's coming from, it really brings me back to my Silver 2 days
>>121997580
>dust2 out of map pool
>not inferno
fake leak rofl
>>121997897
OH LOOK ITS THIS POST AGAIN I WONDER IF CHEATERS PLAY COUNTER STRIKE EVER
>>121997910
Read the thing. Some pros (friberg) asked for Inferno to be removed and not Dust2 so it's not 100%. It also says they're reworking Inferno according to adren suggestions (wider banana and apts exit).
Regardless, I personally don't give a shit about Dust2 one way or another. I've had it ticked off from map selection for about 6 months now. It's such an easy way to filter a lot of trash in this game. A containment map, removing it might be hazardous.
How do i turn off other people's faggy music
>>121996616
and then he absolutely choked away the semis lmao
>>121997580
>hearsay source
>taking dust 2 out of map pool, the most popular, balanced and iconic map that is as famous to as counter strike itself
RIP Cro. Remember that time he threw "molotovs" around his room and set some trash on fire
>>121998184
in what
anyone else hate the new running sounds?
>>121996819
why don't we have a match for 3rd place after the semis and then have one more day where there's a bo5 final?
>>121998290
>>121998290
the custom music.
I have round end music set to off but the faggots at Valve set shit like the Hotline Miami soundtrack to play anyway, kikes
>>121997580
>wider banana
thank fucking god
if you have a team that knows smokes you can shut down b with an autosniper and a rifler and then have 3 guys on a
inferno has been broken for a while
>>121996819
tsm is upside down on the bottom
>>121997580
>virtus pro
>not jizzing over the new meme maps
>>121998356
theyre fine
is MGE after 200h good?
ive never touched CS when it comes to competitively playing, mainly 10v10 shit in 1.6/Source.
>>121997580
Taking D2 out would be neat but I think it will be harmful. It's currently a kind of noob containment zone where most of the horrible people are.
>>>>121998769
Very good, also there's a chart in the OP showing exactly that
>>121998447
I'm an LEM fluctuating in and out of SMFC for a while. I play a 5 man with irl friends and we don't take it seriously.
Anyway, when we play inferno I always solo hold b with a P90 and full nades. If you don't smoke past car, instead smoking before it, 9/10 times you'll get 3 or 4 kills atleast before they can overpower your rush, then your buddies on mid and alt mid just push behind banana.
>p90 is for noobs dude
Those 50 bullets can tag the entire team if you spray into the smoke and then fall back into a different position every round. On ecos you can use a pp bizon and just strafe with it. The 64 bullets are godly if the Ts all have ak's and aren't good at tapping.
With this, 4 people can be devoted to A. Have an awper mid, 1 aps, 1 watching alt mid and a spare guy to backup anyone. If you can co-ordinate a team like this, as I do, you can get 13+ rounds as a CT if you win the pistol.
This entire strategy would be useless if they just widened banana... the map would be much more balanced
>>121997580
dust 2 will be removed, they will completely redo all the textures and give it a facelift then it will be back with fanfare to all the drooling pleb masses who will cry and shit their pants when it gets removed
screenshot this post
>DMG is average CS player
are we still going around spouting this lie
>>121999174
Water is wet and will be wet tomorrow too
screenshot this post
>>121999205
Lem is average
dmg is below average
>>121999205
nah
supreme is average now
what is DINOSOWNER
>>121999047
You don't even need a 5stack to completely shit on Ts as CT inferno. Just need to find reasonable MMers that use a mic and don't just want to DM. I always play B or between the sites and if you have someone reliable holding B, someone that doesn't take dumb risks you will just shit on the enemy team more often than not.
>>121999282
this
i know some people at work who used to be like gold nova pre-welfare and they are lem-supreme now altho they have only improved marginally
>>121999508
>they have only improved marginally
yeah sure buddy
I'm thinking about going very high on SK vs F3, thoughts? They've looked really good lately and well F3 is F3.
>>121999583
they know more about the game but their aim and movement is still dogshit
>>121999590
I'm thinking the same. I don't know why SK is underdog in that match.
>kennyS too stupid to set scale window to fullscreen in OBS
based retard
>>121999676
Maybe it's because F3 beat them previously, but back then SK didn't have beast MOODDI and Magiskboy. Fuck if I know.
>>121999745
It's pretty easy to tell from his few interviews and demeanor that he's not a very bright guy. Most star athletes are pretty dumb.
Holy shit
>have veterans day off work
>want to play CS all day
>lose first two games and drop a rank
ruined day
>>121999745
Please don't judge people based on their appearances, that is extremely rude. Just because KennyS looks like a retard, doesn't mean he is one.
>>121999835
F3 had simple back then as well.
I don't bet cause I'm not a degenerate but I would suggest SK.
>>121999841
You keep playing and get the rank back. Duh.
>>121999841
You'll get back to GN1 soon. Just keep it up.
>>121999837
he looks like a jew so I assumed he's somewhat smart
CS is the best ESPORT you faggots
ghahcnmfjfckcedfajbhekgknjdplfcl
orgless should have asked if they could change their name to orgless-less
when is it gonna drop in hot?
have today off work, anyone want to queue?
>>122000262
rank and location?
>>122000224
motherless.org
>lost a game 3-15
>every other player was DMG or Eagle
>I was MGE
I was so close, guys
lads
I fucking did it
is this respectable
>>122000673
nice meme rank
Addythead: Sweet, got chat all by myself Kreygasm
>>122000708
I just hit lem with 77 wins so
>>122000539
Those are the games you need to win. When I got into LEM my team was a 4stack of French shitters that all went negative K/D.
>>122000708
It's pretty bad. You should be around Eagle with that many hours. Not even lying.
>>122000539
now that you failed a rank up game that bad you cant rank up for like 8 wins
>>122000539
>lost a game 3-15
based retard
>>122000712
thanks lad
>>122000708
it can be if you get it together laddie
I had 400ish hours and mge when I fucked around with friends but after a break and 300 additional hours + 140 comp games I got ge
I got carried to DMG, but I can't really play, like I'm Gold Nova 1 at best. I want to play solo, but don't want to drop my precious rank. Is it a good idea to create a smurf and just play there until Supreme?
>>122001131
>until Supreme
You won't get there.
>>122001192
Why are you so sure, senpai?
>>122001131
you have to understand that you are not DMG, for now at least. The precious rank as you call it is artificial, it has no value. You need to put forth the effort and essentiallygit gud
practice on valve dm servers, learn smokes from youtube and "main" 2-3 maps. I suggest Cache, Mirage and Underpass.
>play until head starts pounding
>take asprin and keep playing
guys, i'm a maniac
my worse games are when i'm matched with those people that are immune to humor, don't take the game serious or take it too serious
it feels like hell
>>122001247
Because you'll always be a shitter no matter how hard you try to hide it.
>>122001253
I take aspirin every day. It has little to no side effects and prevents fights blood clots and joint inflammation.
g-guys
when are they gonna go back up?
>>122000236
this friday
>>122000708
it's not
i love white ddk and black james
>>122001672
never
the next major will happen and theyll go down even more
>tfw no mommy gf to smother me with her thighs until I black out and then she does lewd things to me while I'm asleep
RAIN
A
I
N
>>122002445
no one was fucking watching banana that was retarded
snax nearly had a 1v4
>>122002679
just got lucky he still has no skill at all
>>122003008
I was more commenting on the fact that g2 played that weirdly
>I just lost 5 matches in a row
umm.. gotards?
>>122003098
gitgood
god damn, twitch is laggy as fuck
anywhere else I can watch vp and g2?
>memers here laugh at Rain
lmao
>>122003240
use livestreamer
>vp getting dumpstered™
>>122003840
they just came home from the us and soon they're going there again, you'd have to be retarded to expect them to play well
>>122003949
>us
they are not our guys at all
Can I get the old sound back somehow? Running sound like horses gallopping.
>>122004264
>horses
xD new meme is born?
train is vp and mirage is a flip but probably vp as well
>twitch buffering every 3 seconds on the site
>livestreamer is the same shit
I don't like this meme
He's in love with the statue in a marble block
He's in love with the girl that time forgot
pew
im chatting with a scammer for almost 2
hours now
i think he gets mad now,
i try to continue... wish me luck
>>122005295
Post log?
Who here bet on G2?
>kennys gf btfo
i never liked him that much but kenny is fucking based
>>122005295
log is to long... however ge panic reacted after this...
NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has
logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses
of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law.
Violation: Fraud.
Important warning: If you believe this chat session was logged in error,
please state your reasons to the F.B.I agent currently monitoring this chat.
Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal database and legal action will be taken.
>>122005526
Me senpai
>>122005526
I said that they'd lose at least one map
bout to take in an easy $10
G G F U C K U
G
F
U
C
K
U
>>122004550
why dont they play original? (((
Truly an ebinen game
Who else going high SK here?
>Reddit thinks santorini is ready to be added to active dudty
Where do they find these retards?
>>122006238
is that a f*cking tranny?
say it loud
say it clear
Redditors are welcome here
>>122006365
no shes just french
>>122006365
What makes you say that?
PLACED MY BET. LETS FUCKING GO, SK. Tonight will either end it complete despair or a glorious time.
ffs fox
Why does it look like the game is slower than it really is on the stream? It's like it's slowed down or something
>win
>lose
>double eco
>win
>lose
>double eco
>win
>lose
>double eco
nice game gotards
vp pls
>Game is paused because JKAEM got dropped (DDoS)
salty vp bettors
>>122007414
ddosing g2 doesn't change anything, they're a pug team anyway
gonna clean my computer today
does anyone else have anxiety about breaking things whenever they touch their computer?
owo
>>122007652
ye. my gpu is melting while playing csgo because of all the shit.
lmao VP losing to no name random G2 team
>train is heavily T sided now
gotards?????
started playing again after 5 months
why are dmg players as shit as novas
what happened
what are these step sounds
what happened
baka
VP forfeiting.
Wow.
gg kids thx for ez pz vp skines
ty bby :3
>g2 vs vp
>match isn't skill, its two skiddies ddosing the team they bet against
g2 pls win
>>122008145
>no name
literally was 1 round away from winning the major senpai
>2015
>people bet on VP
>>122006238
>>122006790
hot af
post more
>VP
tfw had 10 value on G2
literally my guys
someone give me a karambit
will do anything in return
I KNOW WHEN THAT HOTLINE BLING
>>122008386
do you have a tight boypussy?
