>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
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>Betting/Trading/Item Related
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http://goaggro.com
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet responsibly and always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System:https://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
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Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
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http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://autoexec.global-offensive.com
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>Watching Streams
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Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
i hate this game
neck yourself
>tfw you'll never have a cute girl like this be completely in love with you, happily bouncing on your lap while you open cases
Anime etc.
>>121987961
cancer
>>121987961
un reptil
>no edition
>not atleast Reddit get out edition
>>121987915
I remember that tournament
after hiko lost that game he went pale white and had the look on his face like a man who just realized hes wasting his life
>ricochet sound effect
>ricochet 2 confirmed
screencap this
there should be rocket launchers to counter camping awpers and nade launchers to punish people from holding angles.
anime above everything else
>Those juicy underdogs today
Juicer than any ass
>mfw a i hear a kid on mic and immediately start throwing the match
>tfw having shitty T half because I'm the only one trying to entry frag
>team talks shit to me and laughs at me at end of game because I am higher rank than themfeels bad man
>rank up
>1 win, 2 losses
I'm gonna rank down am I
>>121988978
this is always the worst part about passive teams, baiters and lurkers
they play in a way which prevents active players from getting kills, but they still get kills themselves late in the round because theyre the last ones alive once the round has opened up and theres a few kills down and positions/nades are weakened
the kills have no impact and they dont win rounds, but it does mean that they often end up near the top of the scoreboard while not doing much for the team
you pretty much cant win, the reason for being low on the scoreboard is too difficult to talk about in the short sentences you can get off over voice comms, and its not possible to convince them why that style of play is bad
the worst is when youve peeked and youre in a firefight with an enemy. your teammate is watching you get shot. if he peeked out as well it would be an ez kill for either of you and the defender would be overwhelmed or at least you get the trade and proceed into the defended position. instead he watches you die and says "lol shitty got owned"
>>121988874
>tfw no class prez yandere gf
>>121988864
yo I got a fat ass
Americans are poison to counter strike
>>121989439
Your ass is dryer than the Sahara Desert.
>>121989572
Water is wet
Sky is blue
Pussy is for faggots
>>121988864
not juicier than mine :3
>>121989346
tl;dr
back 2 leddit
>>121989802
youre a 6/10 with high standards even though you think youre a 9 I guarantee it
>>121989747
would cup his balls at night
>tfw no bf to punish sexually when he bottom frags and loses us the pug
pic related my ideal bf
FINALLY got LEM, after a long hiatus and hard work, more hard work than i'd like to admit, and it was 100% solo queue. i've never been naturally talented at games so i had to put in 3x as much effort.
i don't want to brag to anyone so i'm bragging to you guys, please tell me how shitty i am for not being supreme/global like the rest of you.
i love you all
>>121989902
I'm pretty sure I'm atleast a 7, maybe a low 8.
>>121989747
Who is this semen demon?
>>121989942
Can I be your bf? You could punish me in any way you want...
>>121989346
this exactly, in situations like this just buy the p90 and play the teams at their level.
T needs to be aggressive, always, and only passive as a mind fuck counter.
i get baiting nades even, and running down the clock, but at 30 seconds you better turn into fucking Na'Vi
>>121989959
how many wins and hours
>>121989959
Anyone who was atleast MG1 prevac got free rankups to LEM/Supreme
>>121990135
350 wins even
1057 hours
>>121990286
nys
>>121990181
yeah, you're right. i don't think i would've gotten it without the curve
What do we think about ump as an alternative to the famas?
what happened to cro?
got bored?
>>121990479
well the ump is always better in famas in every way
>tfw started tracking my matchmaking games and calculating my personal hltv score for each map
im scared to derank to dmg s m h
>>121990584
imo it's hard to derank back to DMG from LE, you have to lose a lot in a row and really deserve it.
you'll be fine
>>121990516
yes that kind of person can only do the same thing for so long
>>121990286
thats pretty on track, most people at lem are around 1k
Just tied game it was
5 LE
versus
SMFC
LEM
LE
2 MGE
Do you think I won or lost points?
>>121990808
depends on how well you did in game wrt things like kills deaths kill times etc, the ranking system looks at everything
You guys
I killed someone with a smoke grenade
is that cool or not?
Snax is actually a nice guy and speak good english
i always thaught he was pasha tier just a little bit more hillbilly style
JOHN CENA
some eus wanna queue nuke with me? im lem
>>121990872
"no"
it is mvp and round w/l
>GET RIGHT
>GOOD
>>121991258
points factor in too somewhere
Why do people fakenick as pro players?
>>121991258
nope
>>121991293
thought this meme died years ago
>>121991430
I did it when I was 12 because I thought SpawN was cool
woah shit getright stream
>>121991656
yeah i assume they are mostly some underaged fantards
just earlier today in a retake server i saw some guy who first fakenicked as g2 dennis, then rain
he actually had exactly copied the name with the sponsors and everything etc.
i went to his profile and looked at his previous aliases and they were all other pro player names exactly copied with all the tags and capitalization etc.
caught a guy on my team toggling
was pretty funny
snax looks so happy
>tfw you will never be a happy fat man playing cs for living
>>121991805
holy shit that is horrible
>>121991897
another golden moment
called him out and he tries to deny it rofl fucking russians
>>121991968
LM;AO
>>121991805
that has to be a public cheat, no private hack is that obvious any more
>>121991805
>>121991968
both are just luck
>>121991748
same reason people wear sports jerseys or celebrities exist at all
>>121991968
people like this give cheaters a bad name, makes people assume that this is what all cheaters look like when in reality most are extremely subtle
>>121992184
i don't really see fakenicking as a pro being the equivalent of wearing a sports jersey
>>121992254
>people like this give cheaters a bad name
Average bait
>>121990584
how do I do this?
>tfw on buy round and two teammates won't drop riflesJust kills my mood and I completely stop trying if they don't want to play as a team
>>121991805
He could hear you running so he obviously traced you through the wall and hit the easy shot.
Stop being shit before you accuse people of cheating.
fuck outta heree
*thooorin hand in a wave sign and pushes the opposite direction*
straight fuckin outta here
>>121992352
>being a little bitch
>>121992352
Just use pistols, there better than rifles anyways
I mean Randomrambo got to global 5 times just using pistols
>loose 1st round
>loose next 2 rounds
>teammates start blaming each other
>tell them to chill the fuck out
>proceed to stomp the enemy team to a 16-8
Feels good man.
where do I go to change my font my shit got reset somehow
>>121992601
Yeah I will act like a little bitch :^)
>>121992332
http://www.hltv
org/?pageid=242&eventid=0
just transfer this basic formula into excel, you imput the kills,deaths,rounds, etc and you get the result
>>121992638
>lose pistol
>teammates call gg already
>here we go
>>121992674
then you won't rank up
you play with the team you get, always.
even if they are all 12 year old team killing kids
you play for the team
>>121993075
But they aren't playing for the team???
To be honest I'd rather just act like a cunt and rush every round because it eases my mind
>>121993075
I am the team, bitch
>>121993110
yeah, people are gonna be shitty sometimes,
it's more about how you handle it than anything
>>121993110
>>121993242
This is why you derank.
someone give me a good viewmodel
>>121993267
>>121993284
Deranking isn't a big deal to be if it was a wasted game anyways.
I don't mind players that play bad, can't aim, etc. Just people that are uncooperative, mic spamming, don't drop guns really annoy the shit out of me
>>121993389
take a wild guess how you get out of games like that
I seriously don't understand what the big deal about being GE is. I got to GE after like 400 hours of GO (although I've played 1.6 for many years prior to that). Whenever I'm in a community server, someone asks me what rank I am, I say I'm GE, and from then on every shot I miss is me being boosted or whatever. Holy fucking hell.
>>121993359
Default but Y -2
>>121993359
viewmodel_fov 68
viewmodel_offset_x 2.5
viewmodel_offset_y 1
viewmodel_offset_z 1.5
>>121993438
I rush every round and tab out?
>>121993453
well, it's the highest rank in the game.
it's like how being diamond 1 in league was back in the day, a lot of people had it, but they were looked up to like gods, free of error. i used to think the same way, now GE is just two ranks higher.
and i suck pretty hard
>>121993513
>tabbing out after dieing
>not remembering important spots enemys take and prefiring them the next game
>>121993601
Maybe if I cared about the game I was in? But I obviously don't
>>121993513
you deserve the same low/mid tier rank everyone in your game has
you have the same quitter mentality
the second you stop blaming your teams and focus on yourself is when you'll actually improve, not 20 minutes on aim maps or deathmatch. but what the fuck do i know right
>>121993715
I am already GE. So it isn't like it matters. It isn't like I want to go pro
>>121991656
>black guy
>cool
Pick one. Let me guess, you have an extensive criminal record and your homepage is blacked.
>get matched with a german stack
>2 go afk half the game
>cant kick because its a stack
umm.. gotards??
>another game where a dude won't drop because I told him and another guy to shut up in the middle of a round
is it just me or is it a new pew sound that sometimes plays when u use silenced m4 or get nearly shot by it? like it sounds like the 1.6 pew sound when you shoot a wall
>>121994648
I have to admit, even I as a german myself, that german csgo players are really toxic.
I even prefer playing with russians instead of with germans.
I personally think serbians and britbongs are the best to play with
>>121995094
>toxic
stopped reading there
>>121995175
Did I trigger you?
>>121995094
I'm literally not excited to play with anybody from eu
>>121995236
please check your privilege
>>121988864
share you betting wisdom foam
>>121996326
VP is gonna stomp G2.
A shame bots are busy.
>>121989747
sadly, this is an actual girl
>>121996402
>vp beating our guy rain
>>121996454
G2 won't do well till they get rid of the dirty swedes
and VP is still a top tier team
>>121996420
>tfw in a trap thread
>tfw thought this was a crosspost
I need jesus and sleep
what the FUCK is this
>>121996543
Maik single-handedly clutched them til semis
>>121996616
sure he did mobabb, sure he did
>>121996648
ur such a fantastic memer! a truly memetastic poster.
>>121996819
i'm not saying he didn't win clutches
i'm saying that alone doesn't make him a good player
he was playing like shit because he's an emotional chimp
>>121996913
fantastic meme!
>>121996971
idiot
>implying virtus throw aren't on fleek
thanks for skins keks
whenever I feel like I'm going to lose I voice_enable 0
>he lost to team karma
don't fucking buddy me if you lose to shitty girl teams
>have the whole day off to play CS
>get shit on the first game
>feel like if I play again i'll just get shit on more
>can't play for a few hours
>>121997197
me too I only turn it back on if things start going good again
negativity makes me play bad
some polish redditor overheard some guy from Vexed leaking stuff about changes to come
>yfw dust 2 is out of the current map pool
What the fuck? In the last 15 games, I've had 3 blatant hackers and like 10 more suspicious people. I'm LEM and I'm just getting shit on without even knowing where it's coming from, it really brings me back to my Silver 2 days
>>121997580
>dust2 out of map pool
>not inferno
fake leak rofl
>>121997897
OH LOOK ITS THIS POST AGAIN I WONDER IF CHEATERS PLAY COUNTER STRIKE EVER
>>121997910
Read the thing. Some pros (friberg) asked for Inferno to be removed and not Dust2 so it's not 100%. It also says they're reworking Inferno according to adren suggestions (wider banana and apts exit).
Regardless, I personally don't give a shit about Dust2 one way or another. I've had it ticked off from map selection for about 6 months now. It's such an easy way to filter a lot of trash in this game. A containment map, removing it might be hazardous.
How do i turn off other people's faggy music
>>121996616
and then he absolutely choked away the semis lmao
>>121997580
>hearsay source
>taking dust 2 out of map pool, the most popular, balanced and iconic map that is as famous to as counter strike itself
RIP Cro. Remember that time he threw "molotovs" around his room and set some trash on fire
>>121998184
in what
anyone else hate the new running sounds?
>>121996819
why don't we have a match for 3rd place after the semis and then have one more day where there's a bo5 final?
>>121998290
>>121998290
the custom music.
I have round end music set to off but the faggots at Valve set shit like the Hotline Miami soundtrack to play anyway, kikes
>>121997580
>wider banana
thank fucking god
if you have a team that knows smokes you can shut down b with an autosniper and a rifler and then have 3 guys on a
inferno has been broken for a while
>>121996819
tsm is upside down on the bottom
>>121997580
>virtus pro
>not jizzing over the new meme maps
>>121998356
theyre fine
is MGE after 200h good?
ive never touched CS when it comes to competitively playing, mainly 10v10 shit in 1.6/Source.
>>121997580
Taking D2 out would be neat but I think it will be harmful. It's currently a kind of noob containment zone where most of the horrible people are.
>>>>121998769
Very good, also there's a chart in the OP showing exactly that
>>121998447
I'm an LEM fluctuating in and out of SMFC for a while. I play a 5 man with irl friends and we don't take it seriously.
Anyway, when we play inferno I always solo hold b with a P90 and full nades. If you don't smoke past car, instead smoking before it, 9/10 times you'll get 3 or 4 kills atleast before they can overpower your rush, then your buddies on mid and alt mid just push behind banana.
>p90 is for noobs dude
Those 50 bullets can tag the entire team if you spray into the smoke and then fall back into a different position every round. On ecos you can use a pp bizon and just strafe with it. The 64 bullets are godly if the Ts all have ak's and aren't good at tapping.
With this, 4 people can be devoted to A. Have an awper mid, 1 aps, 1 watching alt mid and a spare guy to backup anyone. If you can co-ordinate a team like this, as I do, you can get 13+ rounds as a CT if you win the pistol.
This entire strategy would be useless if they just widened banana... the map would be much more balanced
>>121997580
dust 2 will be removed, they will completely redo all the textures and give it a facelift then it will be back with fanfare to all the drooling pleb masses who will cry and shit their pants when it gets removed
screenshot this post
>DMG is average CS player
are we still going around spouting this lie
>>121999174
Water is wet and will be wet tomorrow too
screenshot this post
>>121999205
Lem is average
dmg is below average
>>121999205
nah
supreme is average now
what is DINOSOWNER
>>121999047
You don't even need a 5stack to completely shit on Ts as CT inferno. Just need to find reasonable MMers that use a mic and don't just want to DM. I always play B or between the sites and if you have someone reliable holding B, someone that doesn't take dumb risks you will just shit on the enemy team more often than not.
>>121999282
this
i know some people at work who used to be like gold nova pre-welfare and they are lem-supreme now altho they have only improved marginally
>>121999508
>they have only improved marginally
yeah sure buddy
I'm thinking about going very high on SK vs F3, thoughts? They've looked really good lately and well F3 is F3.
>>121999583
they know more about the game but their aim and movement is still dogshit
>>121999590
I'm thinking the same. I don't know why SK is underdog in that match.
>kennyS too stupid to set scale window to fullscreen in OBS
based retard
>>121999676
Maybe it's because F3 beat them previously, but back then SK didn't have beast MOODDI and Magiskboy. Fuck if I know.
>>121999745
It's pretty easy to tell from his few interviews and demeanor that he's not a very bright guy. Most star athletes are pretty dumb.
Holy shit
>have veterans day off work
>want to play CS all day
>lose first two games and drop a rank
ruined day
>>121999745
Please don't judge people based on their appearances, that is extremely rude. Just because KennyS looks like a retard, doesn't mean he is one.
>>121999835
F3 had simple back then as well.
I don't bet cause I'm not a degenerate but I would suggest SK.
>>121999841
You keep playing and get the rank back. Duh.
>>121999841
You'll get back to GN1 soon. Just keep it up.
>>121999837
he looks like a jew so I assumed he's somewhat smart
CS is the best ESPORT you faggots
ghahcnmfjfckcedfajbhekgknjdplfcl
orgless should have asked if they could change their name to orgless-less
when is it gonna drop in hot?
have today off work, anyone want to queue?
>>122000262
rank and location?
>>122000224
motherless.org
>lost a game 3-15
>every other player was DMG or Eagle
>I was MGE
I was so close, guys
lads
I fucking did it
is this respectable
>>122000673
nice meme rank
Addythead: Sweet, got chat all by myself Kreygasm
>>122000708
I just hit lem with 77 wins so
>>122000539
Those are the games you need to win. When I got into LEM my team was a 4stack of French shitters that all went negative K/D.
>>122000708
It's pretty bad. You should be around Eagle with that many hours. Not even lying.
>>122000539
now that you failed a rank up game that bad you cant rank up for like 8 wins
>>122000539
>lost a game 3-15
based retard
>>122000712
thanks lad
>>122000708
it can be if you get it together laddie
I had 400ish hours and mge when I fucked around with friends but after a break and 300 additional hours + 140 comp games I got ge
I got carried to DMG, but I can't really play, like I'm Gold Nova 1 at best. I want to play solo, but don't want to drop my precious rank. Is it a good idea to create a smurf and just play there until Supreme?
>>122001131
>until Supreme
You won't get there.
>>122001192
Why are you so sure, senpai?
>>122001131
you have to understand that you are not DMG, for now at least. The precious rank as you call it is artificial, it has no value. You need to put forth the effort and essentiallygit gud
practice on valve dm servers, learn smokes from youtube and "main" 2-3 maps. I suggest Cache, Mirage and Underpass.
>play until head starts pounding
>take asprin and keep playing
guys, i'm a maniac
my worse games are when i'm matched with those people that are immune to humor, don't take the game serious or take it too serious
it feels like hell
>>122001247
Because you'll always be a shitter no matter how hard you try to hide it.
>>122001253
I take aspirin every day. It has little to no side effects and prevents fights blood clots and joint inflammation.
g-guys
when are they gonna go back up?
>>122000236
this friday
>>122000708
it's not
i love white ddk and black james
>>122001672
never
the next major will happen and theyll go down even more
>tfw no mommy gf to smother me with her thighs until I black out and then she does lewd things to me while I'm asleep
RAIN
A
I
N
>>122002445
no one was fucking watching banana that was retarded
snax nearly had a 1v4
>>122002679
just got lucky he still has no skill at all
>>122003008
I was more commenting on the fact that g2 played that weirdly
>I just lost 5 matches in a row
umm.. gotards?
>>122003098
gitgood
god damn, twitch is laggy as fuck
anywhere else I can watch vp and g2?
>memers here laugh at Rain
lmao
>>122003240
use livestreamer
>vp getting dumpsteredâ„¢
>>122003840
they just came home from the us and soon they're going there again, you'd have to be retarded to expect them to play well
>>122003949
>us
they are not our guys at all
Can I get the old sound back somehow? Running sound like horses gallopping.
>>122004264
>horses
xD new meme is born?
train is vp and mirage is a flip but probably vp as well
>twitch buffering every 3 seconds on the site
>livestreamer is the same shit
I don't like this meme
He's in love with the statue in a marble block
He's in love with the girl that time forgot
pew
im chatting with a scammer for almost 2
hours now
i think he gets mad now,
i try to continue... wish me luck
>>122005295
Post log?
Who here bet on G2?
>kennys gf btfo
i never liked him that much but kenny is fucking based
>>122005295
log is to long... however ge panic reacted after this...
NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has
logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses
of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law.
Violation: Fraud.
Important warning: If you believe this chat session was logged in error,
please state your reasons to the F.B.I agent currently monitoring this chat.
Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal database and legal action will be taken.
>>122005526
Me senpai
>>122005526
I said that they'd lose at least one map
bout to take in an easy $10
G G F U C K U
G
F
U
C
K
U
>>122004550
why dont they play original? (((
Truly an ebinen game
Who else going high SK here?
>Reddit thinks santorini is ready to be added to active dudty
Where do they find these retards?
>>122006238
is that a f*cking tranny?
say it loud
say it clear
Redditors are welcome here
>>122006365
no shes just french
>>122006365
What makes you say that?
PLACED MY BET. LETS FUCKING GO, SK. Tonight will either end it complete despair or a glorious time.
ffs fox
Why does it look like the game is slower than it really is on the stream? It's like it's slowed down or something
>win
>lose
>double eco
>win
>lose
>double eco
>win
>lose
>double eco
nice game gotards
vp pls
>Game is paused because JKAEM got dropped (DDoS)
salty vp bettors
>>122007414
ddosing g2 doesn't change anything, they're a pug team anyway
gonna clean my computer today
does anyone else have anxiety about breaking things whenever they touch their computer?
owo
>>122007652
ye. my gpu is melting while playing csgo because of all the shit.
lmao VP losing to no name random G2 team
>train is heavily T sided now
gotards?????
started playing again after 5 months
why are dmg players as shit as novas
what happened
what are these step sounds
what happened
baka
VP forfeiting.
Wow.
gg kids thx for ez pz vp skines
ty bby :3
>g2 vs vp
>match isn't skill, its two skiddies ddosing the team they bet against
g2 pls win
>>122008145
>no name
literally was 1 round away from winning the major senpai
>2015
>people bet on VP
>>122006238
>>122006790
hot af
post more
>VP
tfw had 10 value on G2
literally my guys
someone give me a karambit
will do anything in return
I KNOW WHEN THAT HOTLINE BLING
>>122008386
do you have a tight boypussy?
Post your skins that no one else uses
>>122008386
>will do anything in return
Okay give me 500$
used to call me on my cellphone
>people bet on jetlagged VP
>online
>vs g2
>in a league they already lost to orgless
>right before vp is going to san jose
???????????????????
>>122008448
SWAG7 memento.
>>122008490
retarded vp fans m8
any good bets left today?
>he betted on papa memeceps
>no english stream on titan/penta
nice game gotards
>>122008646
>bo1s with unpredictable teams
skip all of em
>>122008737
>not watching nip getting roasted by mouz
I feel like I win more when I solo queue mm because its more likely I get a cheater on my team
>>122008876
you actually lose those wins, when that cheater is banned
>>122008418
probably
>>122008459
no
>>122008945
only if they are in your party
Not bad.
ST FN Elite Build.
>>122009101
lol no
>>122009148
no, only if they are in your party
I've played with hundreds of cheaters on my team and never lost a single win even after they get vacced because I dont queue with them
Titan pls
>>122009137
Worst AK skin in the game.
new sounds are based as fuck
fuck all the haters
>>122009137
fuck this bet
fucking memes about vp are true especially that chart tree
lost my fn st famas pulse ;-;
Why are British people so shit at this game? Like they communicate very good, but always end up bottom fragging.
Name ONE good team from the UK.
I just want to play with people who have good aim AND can speak proper English.
>>122009252
Fucking lol. This match doesn't matter to Penta, but is do or die for Titan. They really can't perform under pressure. Hopefully you will at least feel a little bit better that Titan is going down with you.
>>122009640
british are born kucks and csgo is a real mans game
gob b must pay the toll to get get right's hole
>>>>>>>tfw
>>122009865
>mg1
neck yourself
Stroking over my SK bet. I'm not made for betting.
>>122009628
>he bets on VP
Naoto coached NiP? :o Anime is real!
so heres the thing
>>122009936
fucking meme chart prevailed then as well
>>122010048
>winning against trash tier 3 team
wOooooOoooOOOOOoo
rofl get right
How did we go from this...
to this
>>122010674
to this?
... to this?
>>122010501
Jelly as fuck.
moe should just kill himself
He's a meme player.
And shit at that.
>>122010869
he got his shit fucked up
same with shox
>not buying dosiaâ„¢ merch
I pronounce this general see es gawg
>>122011019
speaking of which, where the fuck is his new team? He announced it well before the major and it still isn't here.
>>122011102
>not saying see es goh gee
>player numbers have slowed down a lot
>less viewers at cluj than at colognedreamhack never provided a source for le secret russian viewers on le secret streaming platform you would have to be a moron to believe them
has the game already hit it's peak? I thought it would have at least another 8 months of good growth before we plateaued.
>>122011130
hes busy breaking up nip to make a super team anon
>>122011130
YouPorn(TM)
>>122011130
him and simple are gonna replace pasha and taz on vp
>>122011102
I'm russian and I pronounce it
>see as gh-oh-gh
>>122011260
It counts smurfs and csgo hasn't been on sale recently
>>122011102
theres only one way to pronounce it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yaagFKaq50
How many of you fags actually post on HLTV
>>122010960
It was a drop too.
That said, an irl friend got an m4 knight drop which is 10x more jelly.
>>122011420
everyone does
>>122011260
cluj was literally the least thrilling major of all time
it was less exciting than the random lans on some weekends
I literally didnt even watch the semis or final and I'm a full blown degenerate
>>122011440
>Getting expensive drops
Nice lies, only bots made by Valve get good drops
>>122011420
>you
I don't even have an account.
How is nip this bad?
When did this happen?
Why? How? WTF?
>>122011559
My next best was is a sun in leo :^)
>>122011559
I once got AWP skin that was $5 at the time. Is it expensive enough?
>>122011686
they didnt get paid by the nip org and theyre only in it for the money so they started throwing
I have a question. If the CT team knows for sure that Ts are full buying rifles then what's the point of spending money on helmet for kevlar?
>>122011934
neck yourself
>>122011934
You don't.
That's the point.
Especially if you force your priority should be a Kevlar (without Helmet) > Rifle > Defuse Kit > Smokes
literally easiest skines of my life
>>122011934
pistols/wallbangs
>>122012212
>Betting on meme players
>>122012336
>niko
>a meme
>>122011934
They can still one tap pistol at medium range if you don't.
The day of ez skins?
I only queue overpass, cobble, and train. I know all the nades.
Do I deserve to live?
Did people actually bet on SK?
>niko
>jkaem
>aizy
>s1mple
>karrigan
Will this team destroy Europe?
>>122011934
>win round
>t's now on eco/armorpistol
>if you got hit (likely) you now have to spend 1000 to get the helmet
thats why you should buy helmet
>>122013006
nigga that's a dogshit superteam, step aside
>niko
>rain
>jkaem
>snax
>s1mple
>>122012848
Why kick a man when he is at his lowest?
Dust2 will be removed from the active duty map pool next month.
Thoughts?
>>122013160
>if the CT team knows for sure that Ts are full buying rifles
>if the CT team knows for sure that Ts are full buying rifles
>if the CT team knows for sure that Ts are full buying rifles
>>122013196
>no igl
>>122013249
That'd be dumb af senpai. Remove memeblestone instead.
>>122013196
>no guardian
>>122013256
read my post again autismo
im saying if you know T's are going to buy full AK, you can buy helmet anyway if they will also be eco if you win the round, so you don't have to spend 1k on helmet next round. but you're probably a shitter who dies every round so whatever
man fuck this noise
i like playing 2 accounts
>>122013006
>>122013196
>s1mple
Most EU players hate him.
>>122013356
based retard
>>122013595
Why is it purple?
>>122013536
fucking this, when casters say this shit it's even worse
>>122013653
Ukrainian teenager reached Global Elite in 1 week!
Most EU players hate him.
CLICK HERE to find out how.
>>122013747
it's level 2
>>122013006
>>122013196
That's like you'd say Liquid should pick FalleN for main awper
>>122013356
I like it, now I'll actually be able to play the other active duty maps, while reserve will be d2 only and the other maps aren't even relevant in pro scene because "b-b-but hostage mode is bad"real men play hostage modemilitia is the map of kings
>>122013729
what a douchebag tbch (to be completely honest)
DAE RETARDS XDddd
Any chance for an upset?
>>122013729
Why are there so many CSGO pros with huge ass tattoos. This is not the case with Dota 2 pros.
>inb4 normies and chads
>>122014103
>doubting
How do I press a mouse button without completely pressing down my whole mouse and be unable to move
How do I train to reflexively aim at heads instead of the bodies
>>122014330
Claw grip 4 lyf
>mfw every time Semmler says "Shoxy ;)" instead of just Shox
No person in the vidya industry I despite and hate more than Semmler.
>>122015002
anders and semmler are an instant mute
>>122015002
>>122015350
>hating on semm-semm
>>122015002
>not liking to hear shoxy
VP or mouz?
>>122014114
because dota2 and lol players are obviously faggots man...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjJ_3Z7hFKI
>>122015403
i don't hate him
i just don't want to hear him
>>122015002
is semmler a gay
>VP loses first game
>people still bet on VP
L M A O
M
A
O
why the fuck is VP so shit on train lately?
>get matched with russians
>theyre cheating
>win
>get matched with russians again
>theyre not cheating
>lose
whats the opposite of fun
CALLOUT FOR 4CHAN LADS
>Everything quality comes from 4chan
SEMMLER
OUR
GUY
SEMMLER OUR GUY
Semmler literally shitting on leddit
>it comes from 4chin
>andersn semmler memed hard
>>122016713
they always beat Titan, though. It's G2 that are VP's kryptonite.
NEO
T
H
E
O
N
E
I love you Semmler you wonderful aesthetic god.
>>122016863
MOBA
>>122016941
And Train is their best map. So whatever.
>>122015002
>hating on your guy
S E M M L E R
E
M
M
L
E
R
>>122017074
>implying VP will EVER, EVER beat G2 after 16-0
Is it possible to dislike Semmler?
semenler literally our fucking god guy
>>122015002
>teaching the french fag how to pronounce french fag names
get out
>SMITHZ
LMAO
>Snax is atm the best play in the world.!
---
>people hating on based semmler ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI0MXS8eIG0
how do things like this even happen
>>122017585
nice game gotards
WHERES THE FUCKING NEW OPERATION I GOT SMURFS TO LEVEL
>>122017453
>2nd best team in NA
>the only team that ever had any potential
>>122017453
>swag is innocent kiddo manipulated by dazed and steel
>no mention of azk
>semmler thinks <18 immature idiot, cant thing for themselves, just a kid, >18 smart adult, responsible for actions
>swag doesn't even strea
>steel and dazed show tutorials, showcase santorini, demo review pro matches to help new players learn about the game, a yt miniseries about all the basics of csgo
>>122017585
your crosshair is disgusting
>>122018841
>le community
>12 year old kids lost their ft p250 sand dune so therefore we need to have Les Miserables- esports edition
Bet low on WinterFox vs LG because LG sucks on Overpass and WinterFox beat them last time they played it?
so where can i submit a report for csgolounge? draftkings/fanduel going down and i want csgl to go with
>>122018089
dropping hot this friday
>>122019307
https://tips.fbi.gov/
>playing in a fully stacked german team
What can go wrong?
>>122019307
you can try the FTC but honestly since people are gambling with virtual items instead of real money I don't think you're going to get anywhere.
ganbatte though.
>>122016709
yes
wait is memeler our guy now?
>>122019641
well maybe it'll get noticed when the TBS league starts, expect csgl adds on live tv
should I upgrade to gogs to magogs or no
this koreaboo we're playing against was blatantly hacking but suddenly became shit when we accused him
he also used memearrows and said neck yourself lol
>>122019937
nice
>>122019937
>cheaters don't go full blatant when called out
fucking pussies man
>VP vs G2
>bet on G2
>win
>VP vs Titan
>bet on Titan
>lose
>VP vs Mouz
>don't bet
>VP loses
I think they should use VP as random number generator, guess it'll work great.
>>122020136
cheaters always pretend to be legit these days because of overwatch, blatant cheaters are rare
>tfw bet on mouz
poorlaks btfo
this game shows how RNG this game is. deagle oneshots through whole banana, pistols winning against rifles, AWP shot into body deals 0 damage. nice game gotards
>>122020998
i'm gay
>>122020998
shut up and buy some skins
Fnatic or mouz?
>>122021219
fnatic haven't had a match since cluj but mouz will win with decos
>>122021361
two of these people in the pic are virgins
can you guess who?
>>122021424
scoots is super rich so i think hes fucked a gril
>tfw realizing I'm absolute dogshit at gunplay
>all my success is from moving around the map really well, guessing enemy strats, tracking their eco and shock pushing
>tfw made life absolute hell for people in squeeky connector on Overpass and Inferno Appartments
>tfw best cloaker NA
Next time, check your corners
>virtus blow
>>122019969
I prefer Naga desu.
>>122021823
this desu mah boy senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMZjdjXIwr0
look at those meth eyes holy fucking shit
>do terrible
>get reported for jumping too much anyway
>>122022858
how do I get that crazy FOV? is it something you can only do in the demo maker?
Is there a way to look up stickers and their wear? I'd like to ruin my M4/AK skins withweebshit, and wondering how it'd look if I gave them a rub or two.
>>122023012
in demo
sv_cheats 1
fov_cs_debug 110
how much ram does csgo need for cl_preload or whatever the command is? one of my sticks went bad and now i'm not sure if i have enough
>>122023543
i play with 2 gigs and preload senpai
>7 days for getting kicked too much
>first time in weeks I had gotten kicked
gotards???
>>122023684
hmm
btw, does anyone know if pny is shit or what? i'd rather bully best buy with price match and pick up some stuff today than wait a week for newegg
Mouz is the ultimate online team s-m-h
senpai baka desu
>10 matches still not drafted
>lounge admins asleep
fUCKINGH POLACKS FUCK BOREWIK
>>122023090
Please respond fÄ…mtachi
LMFAO SEMMLER FIRING SHOTS AT HARVEY
>>122024842
what did he say?
>>122023697
there are tiers of 7 day, every tier you go up is another tier that it takes to reset down a tier
the cooldown stays at 7 days but the time for it to reduce keeps going up
you must have griefed an enormous amount for it to still be 7
>olof replaced by vuggo
kek fnadick big bettors in ruins
>>122024876
Anders was talking about how fox news people are crazy semmler said something about how it's like people who complain about the wage gap and such anders was like "lets not get into that" then semmler is like "Helloooo miss harvey"
now they're just shitting on vuggo
>>122025102
>semmler doesn't believe in the wage gap myth
i can see it now, reddit threads crying everywhere
Another day with tfw no bf
Another game ruined by OP awp
Why go on in life lads?
>doesn't believe in the wage gap myth
>unironically praises 4chan live on air
i can't believe memeler is our guy
>>122025102
damn, didn't expect something that based from semmler.
>>122025435
When did THAT happen
>>122025102
damn even the kucks of csgo are red pilled, what a bro game
meanwhile the moba communities are getting kucked to shit
>>122026019
lame as a niggers baby desu
>mouz lose a 4+bomb vs 2
??
SK how are you so fucking bad on CT side. You fucking had that map in the bag.. I can feel my stomach turning already. Please
why isn't mouz unironically your favorite team?
Why is there like 15 live matches?
Is this for real holy shit
>>122026250
if they get rid of gob b then theywill be my favorite
>>122026260
csgol is run by slav teenagers, literally
>>122026312
What if he coaches :V
CHANNEL YOUR ANIME FOR CHRISJ !
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=121907231&token=L4wOl-Gy
I need an M4 skin to be part of the kids with skins cool club.
#bring/l/back
OVAHPASS
new operation droppin in hot this tuesday
>nV is considered the best team in the world despite never winning a relevant major
ELI5?
TIA
>>122026741
neck yourself
>>122026762
>Dreamhack Winter 2014
>not relevant
>Dreamhack Cluj 2015
>not relevant
>>122026762
Best team in the world is actually Torqued
>>122027093
neither of those tournaments are relevant
nV only advanced at DHW'14 because of reddit crying, they lost to fnatic
it was evident already before any games were played that Cluj wouldn't be a relevant major
who are these people who constantly get like 10 frags per match
seems like every team gets one usually
were they boosted or is it because its too hard to downrank or what
Anyone else prefer the m4a4 over the ak?
>>122027359
Good question, would somebody like to answer?
>>122027359
I sometimes frag low because I play difficult spots or my token azn guy drops a 50 and I don't get none
>>122027342
>defending bug abusing
>only placed an icb on mouz
WHY DIDN'T I BET MORE
>niko with the deag
/csgog/, how do you get yourself together when you suffer a big loss to your inventory? How do you make that hollow feeling go away? It usually sticks with me for a few days and it really brings you down.
>>122027842
>WHY DIDN'T I BET MORE
because you're a little low test sissy that can't handle taking risk
>>122028000
>implying I bet at all
>implying I don't watch this game just for the plays and the memes
>>122028030
>made bank with vp vs g2 earlier
not going to blow everything just yet
this game is so fr*cking dumb why cant the cts just pick up the bomb and carry it somewhere safe??? stupit...
>>122028000
>he actually cares about skins
i lost all of my skins ($200) and didn't care lol
>>122028000
considered suicide?
4-0 mouz is GOD B
>>122028000
what a waste of perfectly good trips
does anyone shill players on reddit some people buy their stickers so you can sell for more? does it work? there's a very low number of foil stickers. seens like an interesting idea
I found vuggo's HLTV alt account
http://www.hltv.org/forum/949910-verbal-bully-help
What teams do you think will never go to another major again?
>>122029648
liquid
one of c9/clg's regular NA qualification spot will probably end up going to torqued if ibp guys are unbanned
>>121987947
that was actually very awkward and she looked uncomfortable.
>>122030262
You don't sound like you know how women show their emotions.
>>122029887
also hiko's ibp team might reform if c9 keeps their shit form up, heard they had Evil Geniuses lining up to sponsor them
>>122029648
clown9 hopefully
>>122029887
desu i dont think they're getting unbanned this year. next tho i hope.
also i want clg to break up, half of them is holding the other half back and cutler said he really wants to be on a team with moe
Fuck you, SK. Losing in Quad-OT when you had the advantage how many times? $60 down the drain.
>>122031246
thanks for skinez :^)
>>122031294
Quality post. I really thought we had moved past these, I guess not.
>>122031464
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H O W M U C H
>>122031605
I mentioned how much in my first post.
>>122031726
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np
Our hebeaphile Randomrambo just got kukd out of FPL by Olaf lmao
what a faggot
eat shit csfags
>>122032746
based oglaf
>>122032776
i'd say eat shit fallout fag, but you already bought fo4 so it goes without saying :>
>>122032906
>gets raped by RR's world renowned SG
>based
Lmao the dude got pissed that he was using the scoped guns and vanned him.
based? I don't think so lmao.
>>122032776
>fallout 4
>has been out for less than 48 hours
>13 MILLION hours
>>122031948
I already mentioned how much, my friend. It was quite a big blow.
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/3sgmo2/randomrambo_has_been_kicked_from_fpl/
pros salty as fuck getting shrekt with the noob gun. Some other guys got kicked too. also reddit is censoring this. Olof is a crybaby lol
>>122033556
lmao why can pros decided who they want to play with? why is there a qualifier for FPL then?
>>122033705
Delluminati
Wake up sheeple
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/3sgma0/randomrambo_kicked_from_fpl/
First place Robiin got kicked too
Wake the fuck up sheeple the league is scripted as fuck
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
THE WHOLE CS SCENE IS A JOKE
TAKE THE RED PILL AND SEE HOW FAR THE RABBIT HOLE GOES
>>122033150
remove pedos, get based
olof on top
>>122034909
They heard from reddit who heard from a stream
>>122032776
i won't play fallout 4 until the anime mods come out :)
>itay is balanced
>play on de_inferno
>bomb dropped near banana on mid
>2 guys on banana
>they throw smoke right on top of the bomb
>slowly go into the smoke
>get the bomb, slowly walk out of the smoke
>plant on A
>win
lmfao how people can be soooo stupid?
I think we'll release a statement regarding the whole FPL thing tomorrow and if that dosent pleases you people. I'm more then happy to step down if that's what people want.
You have to remember tho, you cannot just give shit to people before the actually story is told and hopefully get a understanding in what we did and why.. but also I'm very very sorry that we didn't give any reasons why and such, which is really bad from our side to be honest.
Hopefully this will give you guys at least something to think about till a statement comes!
>>122037205
DAMAGE CONTROL
Go hard on FollowEsports? Or is C9 too strong on cache? I wanna believe in ptr
hey yo lads! rate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzuilaCnIR4
>>122037843
None of that is impressive.
>>122037843
are you serious lol
>>122037843
what is that nigger music you fucking nigger
>>122038486
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>122037843
nys
dead irrelevant thread for a dead irrelevant game LOOOL
>>122037843
http://vmashup.com/Idka8GoY
http://jew.yt/stuff/autoexec.cfg
this actually has some useful stuff
>>122039396
>jew it
rofl
i just got placed into gn2. that's like mge on american servers, right?
>>122039679
it's like being bad on bad people servers lol
>>122039575
As a self proclaimed two dimensional Chinese cartoon, I find this is deeply disturbing desu ne
Liquid or Conquest?
>>122040386
It's a 50/50 match.
Should I all-in on GAcademy? $80 for $20. Feeling down about skins lost.
>>122041326
>ketchup on burger
nek thy self
>>122041528
your a gay lol
>>122041528
kys senpai i eat ketchup on everything except balogna
>find out there's a HLTV/Reddit hatetrain
>people on /csgog/ hop on it
Why am I not surprised?
>>122041723
>balogna
>ketchup
Poorfag/10
>>122041664
at least I'm a gay with taste you uncultured swine [audible scoff]
>>122041780
Reddit has always been hated on 4chan you dumb newfag.
>>122041970
>reading comprehension
>>122042139
fuck off back to reddit or whatever forum you came from
>>122041664
>>122041723
https://youtu.be/F5JIpT4GkyM
If you are over the age of 18 and still use ketchup, you might need to kys desu famerinos
>>122042305
dirty harry can kill himself
i sometimes like to put some ketchup on a slice of bread, fold it and eat it like toast
>>122042615
POORFAG LMAO
>>122042246
>i don't understand basic sentences so go back to reddit
You're trying too hard anon
>>122042664
it's a nice snack
btw i also put ketchup on my steak
lol
will he ever fail to please
https://twitter.com/chrisJcsgo/status/664597599660466177
>>122043439
no one knew who he was until the cp thing
>>122043439
hebephile ≠pedophile
>>122043597
stop the jewish talk right there
>>122043656
Reminder that it was perfectly normal to have a 14 year old wife and be in your eairly 20 just a few hundred years ago
>>122043439
ayylmao
>>122043830
yea but porn is degenerate ;)
>Having a supposed Cheese Pizzaâ„¢ party video means your a pedo
Yeah just like fapping to feminine penis means your gay
Give me a break gotards
Just became Supreme
ask me anything
>sold things on ebay so I can buy skines
>still don't have my money 9 days later at 5pm on the estimated date
FUCKING KIKES FUCCCCK
>>122044286
>feminine penis
How do I get into this game's ranked play? It's the only other ladder I've had anxiety over other than SC2, but it's like the inverse where instead of fearing randomness/cheese you just know you're going to have to be very mentally and physically focused for 40+ minutes. It's stressful.
>>122044713
just do this:
>lost the pistol
>call gg on the chat and start throwing mollys at yourself on the base until the rest of the team get one round alone
>>122044889
>base
tf2 child please leave
>want to play csmanager
>actually have to find another player on the forums to schedule scrims with our imaginary teams
wtf is this shit?
https://www.patreon.com/gamerfood?ty=hDONATE
>>122045158
;^)
producer Reese please lmao
>>122045267
i'll donate my wiener in your butt
>>122045267
sent :^)
called out my basedJ
Anyone here playing in / following the NUEL in the UK?
if 8 i open my cobblestone case and post results
if first reply to this is a 4 i do it as well
>>122046248
Ooooh
>>122046248
>>122046284
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>122046284
do it nerd
>>122046248
>>122046284
WOAH SHIEEEET
>>122046335
Not me with the cobble tho
>>122046248
>>122046284
wew lad
>>122046248
>>122046284
The case.
>>122046595
briars get
>>122044318
I got LEM today. How long did it take you to go LEM > Supreme?
Money well spent motherfuckers
>>122046248
>>122046284
WEW L A D
>>122046961
grody
>>122046248
>>122046284
What the hell is going on?!!!
>>122046961
awww man
Is Coldzera the best player NA?
if 6 i spend $20 on cases and post results
if first reply is also a 6 i'll spend an extra $40
>>122046961
>it's always the mac 10 indigo
when the ____ so _______ you let out a ______
C9 trade fragging and overall teamwork is abysmal. I'm literally shaking my head @ the screen
>>122047368
how about you stop burning money on cases and buy me an M4
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=121907231&token=L4wOl-Gy
>>122047435
penis
feminine
tear of joy
>>122047435
when the PUSSY so DANK you let out a NUT
>>122047542
how about you make your own money and buy your own m4 you filthy neet
it'll be more satisfying and you'll actually contribute to society
>>122046961
I have a LUCKY Dreamhack cobblestone case you can buy. Guaranteed to have a nice drop unlike 99% of the rest. All I want in exchange is a meager SC2 Legacy of the Void gift.
>>122047696
i strongly disagree
SHROUD IS NUTTY RIGHT NOW
>>122047898
you can disagree that the earth is round
doesn't make it any less true
>>122048094
the Earth is more of an oblate spheroid
>>122048094
>>122048273
Actually we are living in a 2d holographic plane inside of a computer simulation
>be top lem
>have anime avatar
>play casual and top frag for a couple hours
>endless other animes add me
uhm goturds?
>>122048273
oh looks it's mr science man why don't you go suck my cock faggot
>>122048376
that's just a hypothesis not a fact
>>122048518
So are the other two
>>122048449
I'm not gay but you might be one in denial
>>121998606
>take d2 out (vps worst map)
>add nuke (vp best team on this map)
vp becomes new overlord, they pick their opponments best map as block and rape everyone
>>122048273
and that somehow makes it not round?
Does this mean they finally fixed close proximity steps so they don't all sound like they come from the same spot on the back of your skull?
>>122048832
I'm just trying to get a rise out of him by side-stepping his crappy analogy
>>122049098
his analogy is sound though. you can disagree with facts, though it doesn't change anything.
>>122049260
except those weren't facts, they were opinions
I think some of us younger users here may be missing the context about file-sharing and fake files when torrenting, which it appears has become a more clean activity within the past five years.
In the past, when using a P2P program to find your torrents, there would always be spoof files that came up, no matter what you intended to download, that had porn titles with seemingly randomized names. These came in the form of something like (adjective)(adjective)(subject)(verb/actions)(subject)(adjective). For example, (2)(tiny)(girls)(get fucked in the ass)...(13 year olds). This allows more people to accidently click or find the links. Now, when you try to download actual porn, you can imagine how many of these links pop up.
/u/Rongmario points out that when he searched up the keywords, he found a similar file. http://i.gyazo.com/57351804698891a8c2c4ec958bd2ec0b.png
This post was intended to bring some extra context to us all. Be wary of witchunting - you could very well be harassing and destroying an innocent man's livelihood.
If you're willing to threaten his career, you should be ready to apologize if he's found to be innocent.
you are given 10 steambucks, if you dont spend them by tomorrow, they dissapear, what do?
>open cases
>buy specific skins from the market
?
>>122049350
having a job = contributing to society
that's a fact.
>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
>>122049715
buy cheap memegames to stream
>allowing n0thing to clutch
fuck this scene, just give me Torqued and fuck off
>>122049776
i'm referring to the it'll be more satisfying part
also I'm done with this pointless back and forth
wow issa gets carried by cheaters s m h
Guess i'll post it here. joined Summits stream back when he was around 10 viewers still playing 1.6 with Citoak. Everything was really good up until he started modding people that gave him money. Random chat drama between parties would go down and he couldnt take himself to tell "Bascillus" or however the fuck it was spelt to stop treating people like shit and abusing his mod. wonder why? Bascillus had just donated enough that Summit could give up his job and stream full time. The More money he got the shittier his new friends seemed to get. Aanything, a Cs player and NEXT LEVEL LAIR FUCKING TOOL had him wrapped around his finger as well. No matter how shitty Aanything acted, Summit looked the other way. After Bigkay (another one of summits mods and backstabber) talked to him about it. Summit told him in a message on twitch, his stream is a business and that's all it ever was and that he didn't have time for "childish drama". Bigkay was so shocked by this that he pulled the old school groups of friends that had been around since the start in his TS and the majority of his old mods into a TS channel and decided that If he was going to disrespect the viewers that hard, they should know about it.
>3.5 years since launch
>still no dank r34 of global offensive
are you gotards even trying?
>>122050217
Anime, not even once
Bigkay posted it in chat and within seconds that post was deleted and the majority of the people involved were unmodded and kicked from the group. He also took this time to remove me and a few others he had decided he didn't want in his community, good people that were friendly day in and day out, even though we were quite neutral about the whole thing and had not been directly involved. I had in the past called out the new "Paid" mods and it left a bad taste in his mouth I guess. Now I get it was his jig, but we helped the fuck out of him, pimped his stream out on subreddits, modded his chat, managed his TS, dealt with all the war Z kids that he attracted. I just wish after seeing his stream boom from 10 viewers to the 20k viewers he gets now, he'd stop and apologize, maybe realize he shouldn't have fucked us for money. Pipe dreams though, shit will never happen. Reason I call Bigkay a backstabber is because the kid was the biggest "fuck summit" advocate and ended up returning to modding like a month later after groveling at his feet.
>>122050356
anime OWNS U
>>122050250
>>122050394
hello reddit
based HUEHUEs
https://steamdb.info/app/730/history/
HOLD ON TO YOUR PANTIES LADIES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wf3jzDb4H7o
>>122050865
wuh oh
what's goin on
>>122050865
there is no update dude
they won't do it until after IEM san jose
>>122050865
nice virus
not
rofl
>>122046930
Couple of weeks
Fartman does it again:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp1fuRiIbM0
>>122052510
i don't know if it's the accent or gaben's cock in his larynx but fartmaster can be hard to listen to at times
So is falchion officially the worst knife now?
I haven't seen a single pro use one
What do you say if your tv is floating away at night?
competitive is such a joke desu. I played like 4 games today. 2 games I had idiots, but we still won 1 of them somehow. 1 game I had another type of idiot who queues with 1000 ping and then asks for kick, and 1 game I had an idiot who refused to play and stood afk for 6 rounds, but then decided to play and we won. what is this shit? even casual is better than this shitthx for reading my blog
>>122052510
he's right though
except the typical brit condescendence at the end, people should keep complaining about shit that's broken or subpar
>>122053151
drop it nigger
DROP IT NIGGER
>>122052510
>>122052798
where does this "fartmaster" thing come from, i've never seen the origin of it
>>122053212
Deal with it, play with friends, play on paid tryhard leagues or stop playing entirely.
Also the fact that you choose to willingly subject yourself to an activity you don't enjoy and bitch about is a signal that you don't have a lot going on in your personal life. Maybe think about that instead.
>>122008448
that's a really nice skin though.
C9 or Liquid?
>>122054105
it's a 0/0 match
>I have an xray m4 that I've covered in hamster stickers
fucking xhamster, bddk you card you ;)
>>122053698
Friends don't want to play with me, probably because I'm not good enough for them. So I decided to improve and not play with them when I actually get gud. I enjoy the activity, though. I don't enjoy stupid people. And yeah, your last point is valid too, but there is nothing that can be done at this moment.
>>122054413
I've been solo queueing for about 800 hrs now. The quality of players in MM varies wildly even past the lower ranks. If you want to filter out some of the more obnoxious player base I suggest you stop playing Dust2. Maybe even Inferno. They're not that great maps anyway, at least in my opinion.
Also your friends sound like jerks, maybe don't try to impress them and do your thing. Find new people to play with if you like playing as a group.
>>122054373
is he streaming? i love him
casting games in the faceit league. twitch /faceittv
>>122055507
what does the script say? who will win?
neck yourself
>>122055550liquid
>>122055652
both games?
>>122055710yeah, they'll make one of them look close though.
don't share this with anyone else please
>>122055507
thx i hoped he was straming himself
is it better to have 2 sticks of 8 gb or 4 of 4gb?
>>122055982
8 sticks of 2gb
>>122055982
4x4gb
>>122055982
16 sticks of 1gb
>>122055982
64 sticks of 256MB
>>122055982
128 sticks of 128mb
>two games matched with russians
>400-600 ping
>lose both
>change my server picker shit exclusive to my region
>ping is fixed
>still connects me with russians
>lose three more games
Fuck this game.
i hate hiko and adren more than semphis
go semphis!
>>122054952
Yeah, it's actually a good advice. After I lost a game with this 1000ms ping guy (we kicked him, but it was still 4vs5) on Dust 2 I removed it and won the next match.
>Also your friends sound like jerks, maybe don't try to impress them and do your thing.
They are not really jerks, they just prefer more skillful players, I think. And I don't think there is a point in impressing them anymore.
>Find new people to play with if you like playing as a group.
I could find some people on my friend list and they probably could invite some other people, but it will be only slightly better than solo queue, if not worse, so I figured it's not worth it and decided I should play solo. And it's not that easy to find a group of good players to play with anyway.
>>122056416
once i had two people disconnect on an inferno match and ended up dropping a 47 bomb (not counting bot kills) and losing 14-16
desu probably my favorite game ever since it was just me, two friends, and two extra lives
habla espanol?
>na cs baka desu senpai
>>122056663
oh also we were all novas so in retrospect, nothing special, but it felt special at the time
>>122056663
Yeah, but bots always buy Negevs and just rush something, unless you specifically tell them not to.
>>122056935
since it was me and two friends, we quickly did the "stay here" "affirmative" trick which worked more often than not, but it was a hella fun game. the bots would normally only come into play for a retake/site hold
HEE
KO
>>122056707
bueno amigo por favor mucho taco gracias
who are our bois? coL or liquid?
>>122058798
lol..,,,,=
>>122058798
hiko is our fat boy
I absolutely suck at this game what livestreamer should I watch to get good
>>122059135
somebody answer this senpai I need the answer too
hiko admiting to hacking
>>122059135
Bob Ross
>>122046248
>>122046284
wew
should i by golden coill and rekt nerd ins mm or save 4 night?
>>122059135
watch me whip
is steamanalyst a good site to compare prices or is there something better?
>>122059791
really been loving this stong desu
lisening now to remind me
tfw no trap queen to be my gf
Which gun should I put this little cutie on
>>122060760
my dick
>>122060760
dragonlore
>elige in a 1v4, bomb planted
>doesn't save
liquid please
>adren
>good
>6-0
I thought c9 were shit and Liquid were good?
Were you just memeing me lads?
16-0 the meme
hey i just wanna lol @ how certain other animes are really butthurt at how popular cacti is with shitposting
Don't name anyone pls so they don 't get publicity
that was good play from shroud, he reloaded the m4 that was behind quad before going back to his ak, so he could just switch guns in the clutch over reloading
>>122062049
it was pretty good, i agree senpai
>8 C9 - TL 0
>8 CQ - CLG 0
uuhhh gotards???
>>122061984
Anonymous is a faggot
do you guys torrent your anime or just stream it?
>>122062146
The better team is winning, what a shock.
>Play ranked
>Internet shits itself
>Get a cooldown
>Look at my rank
>I ranked up
Uhhh gotards????
>>122062246
if i torrent anime i dont even watch it it just sits there for years so i stream
>>122062246
I have electrodes implanted in my brain which lets me watch it in my mind at all times
>>122062326
what streaming sites do you use senpai?
>lose rounds
>pause
>win rounds
uuuhhh gotards???
>>122062462
porn hub dot com no spaces
>>122062575
*sigh*
>>122062462
kissanime/daisuki
mostly kiss, some features are pretty dope if you make an account
>>122062664
i'll check them out, ty
y'all are some f boys for real
who did you bet for, /csgog/?
wait weren't c9 at 8-0?
LMAO
>>122063029
i don't bet because i'm poor
>haha the dream is coming, the prophecies!
>go buy a 1L tub of ben and jerrys for this moment
>come back
>come back
>>122063090
liquid paused so it's just normal they won all the other rounds
>>122061387
>skadoodle in a 1v4
>doesn't save
c9 please
How do i get 1633 xp per day to make the 2015 service star
>>122063368
amphetamemes
Where are all the black NA CS players, /csgog/?
>>122063490
ask your mom ooooh
>>122063490
in jail
>gotv lag
: )
I-I just one shotted a guy in the head with an AK while jumping from short a to cat in dust2
>>122064052
OW incoming
this rankingsystem... on my main i am after 400hrs LE.
>>122063490
they're race mixing
>pick map
>lose
uhhhh gotards???
>>122064218
hey post ur acct
im too drunk to play rn but i'd like to form a csgog anime team in future
>>122064392
>pick map
>win
>>122062462
twitch.tv
![0wn3d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hjSV4l4.jpg "0wn3d[1]")
