>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: https://www.dota2.com/685/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
Ancient Thread: >>121904548
>>121935372
no, everything is dodgeable pham
>>121934649
>>121932630
>implying its not true
>>121934996
jokes on you
its bought account
EE will draft drow+visage at the Majors
>>121935624
Why would you boost from one dog shit bracket to another dog shit bracket?
>>121935174
>tfw cogs will never push magic immune units again
it was my dirtiest pleasure to fuck over niggers in 6.79
>20 ritsu's early
>>121935852
because he thinks mmr actually represents your ability to play dota
>>121934848
i was with psg once in game
his style is simply harvest the lane and if someone fucks up its not his fault
he goes deep as fuck attempting solo kills, and ignores everything else.
basically he thinks the overall gameplan revolves around him and everyone should tp react to save him
>>121936338
>STACK
lel kill yourself
>>121936338
All I'm looking at is a retard stack who beat Phase Boots Zeus.
>>121936338
ritsu?
>>121936338
nice job bumfucking faggot
>>121936338
>enemy three stack played like utter shit
Damn that's my pubes
>>121936338
>when 5ks plays 4ks.png
>its a your Juggernaut builds MoM and 4 bfurys -game
>>121936438
>MUH SOLO Q
Get fucked juiceshitter
>>121936492
>nolans
nice ritsupost
>>121935632
That's the thing about kunkka though. Gotta stick your neck out a little more for that tidebringer swing.
>tfw you have a quarry to settle
>>121936727
>ritsupost
not sure bout this meme desu
>have some nice towers
>lose ~60% of my health because i didnt get emerald 4 in time for quartz to slow the 2nd boss
>get an unusual enemy wave after that, lose another ~30%
>wasnt getting that good rng for dark emerals for the 3rd boss for permastun/slow
FUCKING SUFFERING FUCK
>playing sine mora because I forgot why I uninstalled it
>yeah I'm glad dota2 actually has decent controls
ded gaem
POST MM GRINDING TUNES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4pUWe88rVM
>the trashbin of kuroky
>>121937082
>Comparing a shoot em up controls to Dota 2 controls
WAT?
>>121937253
sine mora on keyboard is pure dogshit
not even a shift button like in touhou
no options at all
nothing
>Arteezy cut off his hairdo already
Can't even commit to that baka
>>121936920
>tfw settled a quarry
This is how a man with a broken arm plays Dota
>>121937496
this is reddit desu
>>121936920
>>121937475
>tfw you gather no moss
>>121937496
>laptop player
>"""""""""""""man"""""""""""""
>>121937496
It looks like I'm going to be solo queueing tonight...
>>121936919
bkb :¥>>121936920
does anyone have sauce
>>121937496
>a mouse pad for his mouse cord
what
>>121937496
looks more like the average peruvian midplayer to me
>>121937737
just some generic hotsauce I used on my chicken and rice : 3
>>121937632
i am already preparing myself for frankfurt
hope venue will be meme friendly
FORTY THREE to FOURTEEN
>>121937496
Eternalenvy chips in about the upcoming roster lock...
why didnt liquid disband after failing the qualifiers
are they stupid
>>121936920
>>121937475
>>121937632
Who the fuck is Little Rock?
>>121937496
Now someone break his other arm so I do not have to deal with him playing on US East, not communicating and feeding middle all game.
wow just found Kemal's stream, he's fucking based as fuck
twitch / i_am_kemal
>>121937880
I hope the event is full of rowdy drunken 'bro' sports fans due to free entry that give you wedgies for spilling spaghetti.
>>121937914
Kuroky is intimidating them to stay together.
Would you rather fuck Skywrath or be fucked by Skywrath???
>>121938056
saturday is paid day friend
i only go for friday evening and saturday
inb4/friday full venu and saturday empty as fuck
>>121938285
Fuck him
>>121937914
Why would you disband if you can earn free money throwing games for absurd betting rates
>>121938010
>son of a literal, LITERAL billionaire (that's 1 thousand MILLION dollars)
>plays video games alone in his room instead of snorting cocaine off hookers's asses on his yacht in the Bahamas
Literally why?
7 DECIDES WHAT PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIAL I MASTURBATE TO
PREFERABLY DOTA RELATED
>>121937914
>have salary
>disband
i think not
>>121938285
why not both desu
>>121938285
get keked by venge
>>121938409
Different strokes.
>>121938409
the latest beastporn
>>121938461
EE muscleman edits
>>121938409
>that comment
>with anime picture
I would do the same he does, he owns the best dota2 team btw
>>121938409
maybe cocaine and hookers are overrated? Even if I had a billion dollars I'd still be playing Tree of Saviour instead of doing crack
>>121938409
Sons like to rebel against their fathers
>>121938409
everybody wants to be a cute animegirl
>>121938490
>gives two options
>makes up a third option
Don't be that guy f.am
>>121938409
because it gets boring super fast?
>>121938461
google image results for dota+2+hairy+armpits
>What do you think of EE's anime hobby? I think it's awesome
- kemal
Anime confirmed for billionaire-approved.
>>121938409
>a thousand million dollars is one billion
what the fuck.
one million million is a billion. What backwards ass fucking country are you from? India?
>>121938653
>implying you'd rather be playing Tree of Savior than fucking a 10/10 prostitute
>>121939239
senpai I broke up with my gf to play RO, I will ditch prostitutes to play ToS
>>121939170
India actually uses long scale, USA use short scale.
>>121939170
CAN SOMEONE CONFIRM WHETHER OR NOT THIS IS BAIT?
Why are there so many chinks on US West? And why do they always have a sub-50% winrate on China servers? Are these just the runts of the pack who couldn't keep up with their chinese brethren?
>>121939442
I'm at a loss for words.
Kunkka is EqualViper Win Lane Lose Game
>>121939170
There isn't even a million million dollars in total money on the planet you retard.
>>121939489
British Columbia has a very large Asian population, it's probably them.
>bts smash tournament
why the fuck is it always nintendo games? couldn't they have chosen a sony game for once?
>>121939670
>sony
>games
????
>>121937643
>mfw I got 4700 mmr (peak) playing on a laptop with 20-30 fps and 100 ms
That means I'm like a 6k mmr player in a normal PC with 60 fps and good ping?
>>121939170
No buddy. 1,000,000,000 is one billion
that's 1000x1,000,000
that's thousand x 1 million
What the hell America?
>>121939560
Just american things Ignore and move on.
>>121938409
>sheltered pasty white 20-something babby opens his mouth and attaches an anime image
lel
>>121939756
>>121939787
>whoever is wrong is the american
this is the best timeline.
>>121939170
>cant into basic math
>yet he posts this pic
>and not hots edition
stop postinf anytime senpai
you dont belong here
>>121939442
common core is making americans bad at math baka desu senpai
>>121939170
mate you know that when you multiply numbers with lots of zeros youre just adding the zeros right
did you go to elementary school? what the hell
>>121939612
Viper currently is in BadAnyone status
PickViperPlay4v5
kemal just confirmed on stream that arteezy is still an immature kid
>>121940054
what
DID HE SAY
>>121940054
Yeah no shit, the faggot has a giant tournament coming up and he's out getting wasted like the fucking retarded faggot he is in Germany right now.
What went wrong?
God American-time Dota is the fucking worst.
One Thousand Million is not one Billion, it's just a thousand million it has no special name.
One Million million is called a billion because calling it a million million is fucking retarded just like you guys are.
>>121940228
islam
post 'em
Funnek out of Na'vi kek
facebook /Funn1kdota/posts/694367720707877
Dota 2 Tattoo
>>121940228
Puppey is a skill vampire; once he is done with you, you're done for good.But no really, from everything we've seen and heard of what it's like being led by Puppey, being dependent on it for some longish period of time and then trying to do without must be jarring as fuck.
>>121940603
>>>/reedit/
>>121940603
>4 years into a game's life
>get tattoo
>game dies eventually
>Dota 3 doesn't even use Dota 2's Night Stalker due to copyright issues
>still have tattoo
>posts so fucking stupid even his dog laughs in corner of the room
>conused american tries to hide his stupidity by deleting own post
cmon senpai i wanted to link that shit to my friend on fb
>>121940575
Their only good guy is sonneiko so whatever senpai.
>choking like an absolute madman for 3 games straight and winning anyway because amazing teammates
>tfw forced 50 soon
>enter game
>two disconnecting asians right off the bat
>the other two are south americans
this game is SUCH a piece of shit. how the fuck is this allowed?
>>121941252
Better be a living legen than a living meme.
>>121941252
Honestly why isn't there a balding vaccination yet
>>121941463
>the other two are south americans
???
You didn't finish your sentence. The other two are south americans, and what?
WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T GROUPS FOR THE MAJOR BEEN ANNOUNCED YET
THEY FUCKING START IN 3 DAYS
>>121941252
he looks physically ill, im actually worried
>>121939170
probably you are italian, or some neolatin language
we use the word billion to assume million x million
for thausend million the word is 'miliard'
>1000 people working on League of Legends
>100 people working on Heroes of the Storm
>10 people working on Dota
No wonder this game is so fucking dead.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_and_short_scales
>>121942125
But heroes of the storm is dead
>>121941979
lol no
>>121942125
What are those 1000 people even doing?
>>121940563
Doesn't attack speed eventually cap out?
>Playing Epic Boss Fights for 65m just me as a minus armor stacking morphling and a drow ranger glass cannon
>get to boss 23
>boss is a giant axe that instantly kills you if you're below 99999 HP
>lose
How can I make Weave work while Naga Siren is sleeping the enemy team
>that spirit breaker
there are raised voices in that team speak.
That game where your safelane is good and gets good farm.
That game where your offlane is decent and their don't feed.
That game where you gladly let him mid farm and exp for his level 6.
That game where you stomp mid as usual and when you group up for the first time as a TP reaction to the safelane the epic soundtrack is in sync with the events. 4-1 trade ez. You start taking towers, you haven't died yet.
Enemy peruvians start all chatting end fast gg ez mid.
That game where supports asks you to escort him enemy jungle to ward instead of feeding.
That game where you end 15-0 and the game is 25 minutes 850+ GPM
Damn it feels good.
>>121942375
>What are those 1000 people even doing?
They're doing a shit ton more than the 10 Valve employees
>hentai doesnt arouse me anymore
>real porn doesnt arouse me anymore
>dota is not fun anymore
what do senpai
im so down cheer me up please
100 million is 1 billion
source: i'm a math geek
>>121942171
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
SAME EDUCATION AS THIRD WORLD SHITHOLES LMAO
>>121942531
>that game where you dumpster everything solo by 9m and have a rampage by 15m and another rampage within two minutes after
feels good to be clinkz lad
>>121942610
just watch esports
>tfw you'll never be as based as James
>>121942610
do what i am doing right now, don't fap for like 1-2 weeks.
I am constantly horny right now, i feel like i am 13 again.
>>121942346
well then if you are not a neolatin language speaker you are just fuckin stupid
btw for u to know in italian we say:
miliardo: bilion
bilione: milion x milion
me and my senpai
>>121942658
/who/ here ready to see alliance get btfo by non tier 4 yuro teams
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=537033266
Impossible bosses is now here on Dota 2
Try your luck against the toughest bosses ever
>>121942992
I wish Fear was my dad
>>121942492
optional snare so they can't escape
weave
song
if you song weave it won't work
>singsing still streaming fallout 4
hasn't it been like 24 hours at this point?
Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.
>>121943270
How is this post Dota related? I think I'm going to have to report it.
>>121943395
it's dota related because you need to know basic math in order to play dota 2
You can't be a good dota player if you didn't finish elemental school
EG will win the Major through the power of friendship desu (to be honest)
>>121943270
>>trump wins the presidency
This will never happen in a million years (1 billion year)
>>121943570
dam rtz looked hella good here, what happened to him?
THREADLY REMINDER THAT BRUNO DIED FOR OUR SINS
EG ARE GONNA WIN THE MAJOR
>>121943703
The marijuana took its toll
reminder to stay drug free
Theeban will kick ritsu and invite singsing to C9
you heard it here first folks
>>121943270
Don't know about you but here in Oregon you can always tell if a job is done by a Mexican because none of it will be level.
BRUNO KNOWS
>>121943863
NICE LAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>121942125
>one billion of million (10000) working on ur mom
>>121943863
https://twitter.com/Sing2X/status/490360659956072451
never forget
>>121943010
Not gonna happen
Alliance is back
>>121943863
Why would he invite SingSing to join C9 instead of the 1000s of better players to choose from all through out Europe and North America?
>>121937737
I want sauce to or source
Hey guys, what happens if a Lion ulti me a billion times?
How many HP do I need to survive that if my magic resistance is only 40 yards and the date is 11/10/2015?
pls respond quick i'm in game
>>121936930
>shitty tumblr gif
W
H
Y
This patch is fucking terrible, fights are more about annoying mechanics not just pure dps. Also 40% winrate this patch ffs
>>121944250
you need the remainder of your gold divided by your level to survive with 100 hps.
also try scooting to the left, it helps iirc
>>121944250
in one instance or in milon milions of instances?
Important.
also >bkb
>>121944250
what's your hp regen?
>>121937912
What a fucking autist
>>121944408
>>/wowg/
>>121944250
you activate mom and blademail and kill lion and buyback
ez
>tfw no crab hero
How does sing_sing already have Power Armor? Isn't it an end-game equipment?
>>121944645
You get Power Armor like 2 hours into the game
>>121941891
It's best to reveal as late as possible so teams win groups by preparing for all teams and then continue to play calculated Dota after, instead of those teams getting rolled by someone who spent all their time preparing for the one group just to drop their spaghetti in playoff.
>>121944586
dead game
>>121939170
bi means two so a billion is 2 million
>>121939170
THIS POST IS SO FUCKING STUPID
Who counters Tusk offlane? that fucking annoying faceroll bullshit noskill hero
>>121944727
What the fuck?
>>121944172
Because Theeban and SingSing are really close friends, and nothing else matters to this folks. Same reason TC and wayto keep landing teams
>>121944849
pls buy a game
>actually using power armor instead of a sneak suit
>>121944841
having decent armor/hp
>>121942657
fact of the matter, it's what English uses
and English is the global language, not french, not Spanish, not Portuguese, not Chinese, not Japanese, ENGLISH.
stay mad because your language is literally irrelevant.
If you live in a first world country, you speak some English. Deal with it.
>>121944598
>tfw forgot my image
>>121944645
You get shitty power armor like half an hour into the game because the main character was ex military or something.
do you think singsing will ever find a decent team?
>>121944645
>How does sing_sing already have Power Armor? Isn't it an end-game equipment?
because bethesda decided to make a dumb game for the dorito eater console playing folk
Fallout is no longer a solid RPG game with great history and unique atmosphere. Bethesda decided to ruin the entire franchise and turn it into glitched call of duty with a generic 4 choice dialogue
pure trash.
>>121943270
Mexicans are really good at menial, non thought intensive tasks like farming or delivering pizza. They're really bad at jobs you actually have to go to trade school or have a high school degree for.
>>121945157
>not just waiting for mods to make it good
>>121944172
Because you must want to spend time with your teammates otuside of dota to make a good team.
>>121945021
Crabs are strangely cute
>sing going melee
>not objectively the GOAT guns+sneak+lockpick
what a retard.
Where are the vods from the GDStudio stream that just finished?
>>121945396
Not true, I don't think anyone wants to spend time with PPD and EG still won TI
is he playing hardmode
>wake up
>sing still playing fallout 4
CANT WAKE UP
>MIERDA
>REPORT
Are these the only 2 words they teach in peruvian schools?
This fucking new UI looks so ugly ugh
MODS WHEN
>>121945916
Claro que no gringo concha de tu madre hijo de perra.
>>121942125
You got the numbers backwards.
30~ people are working on Dota.
10~ people are working on CSGO.
>no whip hero
Nice game dotards
>no adelaide hero
Nice game dotards
>>121946375
>no dick hero
Nice game dotards
happening
>>121946469
>tuesday
>>121946583
?
it's wednesday
How do people watch Fallout streams without getting a headache
>>121946701
not at valve pham
>>121946752
How the fuck are you getting a headache?
>>121945157
Glitches are absolutely vital for preserving the Fallout legacy and style.
>>121946802
Because Let's Play streamers are so fucking obnoxious
>tfw you can tell exactly when the Australian prime-time start just by judging a couple of posts
Sup mates (=
STEAM IS DOWN
HAPPENING
.....hey....
http://strawpoll.me/5975558
>>121947029
g'day mate
>>121947029
>>121935521
>>121946765
>>121938721
Stop trying to evade filters, it makes you look like a idiot senpai baka
>>121947165
fuck off with this shit holy god this isn't dota at all.
>>121943570
>>121943703
Sitting all day, eating like shit, smoking cigs/probably doing other drugs, drinking a lot of alcohol, etc fucked his shit up anon.
>>121940603
Nice selection of heroes,to be honest.
>>121942992
arteezy looks like a faggot now, he has lost his boyish charm and is now just fuck my shit up tier
>>121947526
stfu family we do what we want 2bh
Any gookboos? Can anyone translate top 4 comments?
http://www.inven.co.kr/webzine/news/?news=146255&site=dota2
>>121948219
Hanya now satisfied ilbe motherfuckers Every night besae days from the day Sarco channels. Kkideul day on President Roh Moo-deprecating yokman haedaego Nick Bruno Allah nomhyeon so that pups only packed I heard dota start Thats inde since 2004 Dota 2 come like that stupid motherfuckers so vast To hate is not person, new user comes to hitting the barrier yokhagi busy yireonikka people are leaving things personally geukhyeom company Nexon Dota 2, but fucked up thing where only the user itself (the core of cubs ilbe s) is not screwed or difference
>>121948447
thank you m8
>League of Lels gets a new champ
>literally almost a year since Window Wiper was added
¿dotards?
>>121948976
How many new (as in actually NEW not merely ported) champs have they had since we got Chilly Cloaca?
>>121948976
valve doesn't sell heroes so they don't need to create new ones.
>tfw Alliance will win Frankfurt
>>121948976
If Valve ported everything, you would be crying about icefrog not making a new hero since Oracle
Is Faceless Void a good hero or am I being memed into playing a bad carry?
What about PA?
>>121949273
Void has pretty huge mana problems since that cost nerf to Chrono, but he's still a super spooky hero when farmed.
PA is a pub stomper at best.
my chest in pain senpai am i going to die
>>121949394
Hm. Are there any hard carries I can play with no HUGE glaring flaws or at least ones that I can fix with smart play?
>>121949465
Hard carries are shit in this meta.
Even the ones that get picked have flaws.
Anti Mage and Spectre are your best bets but don't expect them to be garanteed wins
>>121949465
jug and am
>>121949394
>PA
>pub stomper
EE literally won with PA against EG, the TI winning team, in the deciding grand finals game of a lan
>>121949685
What is this meta? Faceroll mids? SF / Tiny 20XX?
>>121949465
Depends on match-ups.
My favourite safelane carries right now are CK and Riki.
CK's mana problems are fixed with early stat items (wand + drums before armlet). Riki has an amazing power curve when he gets Diffusal and doesn't really have any glaring issues other than excessive detection (still a big economy hit to the enemy team), the silence smoke is incredibly strong.
>wake up
>singsing is strim
Nice
>>121947184
Adelaide?
How is slark balanced again?
>>121949762
EE was so low impact that game it's ridiculous.
>Smoke cloud is now unit target
>Smoke cloud now ministuns target unit
there, riki is now viable
>>121949750
Is Jugg even a hard carry? I doubt it.
>>121949808
I fucking hate playing CK, dude. You can't rely on your own stun in the early levels and the W hurts my brain. Riki is great for pubstomping though because no one buys sentries.
>>121949937
>retards rush Shadow Blade.
>catch him invis
>dies in a second because lmao no stats
>>121949962
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1876955365
>24000 hero damage, almost highest hero damage
>highest tower damage
>low impact
hahahah how is forced 50 real nigga hahaha just close your eyes nigga move your head away from the mmr hahahah
>>121949190
Just a reminder EG vs Alliance games bring the best quality games and have the best hype. Best rivalry 2014.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U5VDw5CStQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE4HKt9LrVQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDWY0TNFg2I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2WATUEw7iM
>>121949794
Pubtrain
Basically the same as the last meta, pick high-impact heroes who are strong the whole game and fish for kills as 4 or 5.
>>121950193
>the end game stats properly represent a hero's impact in a game
lol.
>>121949762
>deciding grand finals game of a lan
>>121950286
its not really a rivalry when eg won 99% of the game they played
>>121950286
>ti4 alliance
>relevant
INTO THE TRASH
>>121950325
Eh. I'm smart enough. I'll manage carries.
>>121950376
Epic.
>>121950250
i don't care about forced 50 anymore
i just 5 stack and the following happens
>we are against turbo tryhards that go by-the-book strats but fail most of the time because they don't have the mechanical skill to operate under such draft
or
>memefags trying to meme us with some bullshit combo and we either surivive it or get memed
that's about it
why the fuck are pubbies always so afraid of going past the river? i swear to god i lose so many games because my team never wants to push
>>121950581
stfu nerd let me farm those 6 slots first
>>121950193
>http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1876955365
>that Secret's draftcraft
>they fucking won
am I being rused
>>121950687
This, and improper warding.
