don't buy lotv edition
>newshits
https://us.battle.net/account/sc2/starter-edition/
https://eu.battle.net/account/sc2/starter-edition/
>elitist shit
teamliquid.net
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft2/Main_Page
sites.google.com/site/sc2gears/
>replay tools
http://www.ggtracker.com/landing_tour
http://sc2rep.ru/
http://spawningtool.com/
>"sc2 is chess"
http://www.theartofsc2.com/index.html
http://www.sirlin.net/ptw/
>streams
t.scv.vg/directory/game/StarCraft%20II
>more useless shit
http://pastebin.com/S9T7yKiw
thats not your butt...
>newshits already flooding in and discussing buttcraft
i think we'll need two separate generals now that lotv is out and newshits are on the hype train... >_>
blabla heres my review guys :D blabla
third for the biggest flop in the history
Do lurkers suck, or are people using them wrong?
You can just scan and kill them, but why not play it like savior did, sprinkle them around, make the opponent constantly fear them and slow their advance to a crawl while wasting scans by the dozens?
That story was beyond bad
>>121932439
>accuses others of shitposting
>uses >_>
t.scv.vg/spsdebo
>launch event
>4k viewers
>casters putting me to sleep with their lack of excitement
>who vs who vs who vs who vs who vs who
its over then
>9gag memes
srsly
also, daily reminder that sc2 players have less than 1k mmr on dota >>121931825
>>121932608
based fucking newshit
>>121932324
>shit
>shit
>shit
find the newbro
>>121932762
based lil'shit
>>121932716
he sounds like a mobaman to me
this thread is awful ~_~
if one of the oldbros could make a good one I'd go there
>come back for lotv
>haven't been here since broodfestor meme days
>still the same memes
what happened
how do we now have new memes
we used to run this website
>>121932927
i'm gonna keep coming back and making threads just to fuck with you
>>121933023
The game died bro.
>>121933143
omg >_____________<
LotV won me over for Protoss.
They are just too based not to play. They have the coolest units.
>>121933023
hey have you heard of this new meme
>racemixing is a sin
>>121933143
>>121932982
>>121932421
jesus mods do your jobs
>>121933210
welcome friend
>>121933167
we stopped talking about the game except during tourneys before that m8
>>121933254
m8 that meme is pre-anis its fucking ancient
>>121933267
how (k)new?
>bully thread
no
so I know you guys probably have had this question many times but I played starcraft until about six months after HotS came out and then just kind of fell out of favour with it
Is LotV good enough to relight the spark?
>>121933608
*punches you in the throat*
>>121933640
Yeah it's fine, the campaign is terrible though
>>121933608
go masturbate to some yellow plastic gooks you degenerate
>>121933640
of course, we all love david kim now and the game is fucking alive
just kidding, I'm in the same boat, just shitposting and wanting to buy the game, but it is god awful expensive for a disappointment
played a lot of games today~!
trying really hard to become a progamer~!
my dad is ok btw
>>121933640
try the vs ai for a bit it's free
>>121933745
>>121933703
>so mad because they wasted money on fallout 4
baka senpai
>>121933845
yo
thats good to hear, im glad things are getting better(?)
>>121933640
depends what you expect out of it
it won't ever be like in the 2011-2012 days
destiny is talking about the starcraft story lmao
>>121933897
>fallout 4
implying i would ever buy a bethesda game
>>121933861
oh really nice
thanks dude
hope i die in my sleep this time
game is unbeatable on normal
the coding is literally a downgrade from HOTS, unlike in HOTS where the AI had to build units and once you defeat their base they stop building units, in LOTV they keep producing units with bad guys appearing where the bases used to be
this is not acceptable for a $40 game
i entered a lotv giveaway
i hope i win
Today we take back our homeworldoh wait jk lost
We are bound by the khalaOh wait jk lost
>everyone is playing campaign on twitch
I don't want to watch the campaign pls
>>121934325
link
Terran:
Skill Floor: 5/10
Skill Ceiling: 8/10
Protoss:
Skill Floor: 4/10
Skill Ceiling: 9/10
Zerg:
Skill Floor:6/10
Skill Ceiling: 7/10
>>121934625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EA4vGY9oec
it's EU only
>>121934652
never post here again
>>121934675
thank god
>>121934652
>protoss skill floor not 1
>>121934728
En'Taro Madasfuck
>>121933210
Still Zerg for me
Protoss and Terran are just to hard for me to macro with.
>>121934675
why would you link a small giveaway that you yourself entered
you're fucking yourself over
>>121935145
well i gotta fuck something
>>121935218
oh my :3c....
t.scv.vg/taketv
its our boy dayvie
>>121935218
kek
>>121935373
>official launch event
>3k viewers
>casters sound like they're falling asleep
fucking lol
BASED
>>121935145
because he asked
also it's funny that you think there are enough people here to affect odds in a considerable way
psst
post that code brother
>>121932324
disgusting
>>121935453
taketv is boss levels
damn LOTV is amazing right now
If sc2 is out on all servers why are all streamers playing stupid campaign and not ladderin? Are they afraid to press that button
guys my piss bottle is full and my sister has her friends over what the fuck do i do?
>>121936464
drink and stream it
>>121936241
will he stream today? i sure hope so
>>121936464
piss in her vagina
>>121936464
fuck her
>>121936501
... can i actually do that? like i guess i could stomach the taste but is that dangerous in any way?
>>121936508
>>121936523
you're not helping with these meme answers
>>121936663
its super healthy bro
people drink their morning piss all the time
retard proof protoss build order?
and I mean retard PROOF
>>121936790
making probes and units
>>121936784
lol you over did it bro no way am i going to listen to someone who claims that people drink their piss all the time
i seriously cant hold it in anymore fucks sake
>>121936912
what units are good now
I am lost without colossus deathball
I'm the enemy of jewish people
>>121936938
just let it go who can stop you
>>121937080
*kills you as a baby*
lmao day9 not even interested in sc2 anymore.
ded game
>>121937080
this thread is for white people only (and gooks)
kys shitskin
>>121937151
>not a single sc2 vid on the frontpage of his channel
holy shit
>>121936464
remember to stay hydrated
okay so... i decided to pour all the piss out of the bottle from my window
thing is, my room is on the second floor right above the kitchen and my sister and her friends were there
they saw a stream of piss pouring down from the window so my sis came up and asked what was that
i played it smooth and told her it was some old ass mountain dew that had gone flat
>>121937323
>not even on his twitch channel past broadcasts
l m a o
was he even there for any launch event
I bet day9 will plat sc2 on friday just because blizzard is paying him. Totalbiscuit played the coop mission because it was sponsored.
>>121937586
hes probably only gonna play campaign/coop anyway so who cares tbch
someone buy me lotv plz
>>121938450
post emailand feet
>tfw just ordered 240 capsules of multivitamins called "Alpha Male"
>>121938497
no camera sorry
>>121938497
if you're serious i will
>>121938591
do I look like the kind of guy who plays around
I'm here for bussiness
>>121938709
prove it
>>121938709
is there anything else i can do for you?
>>121938759
>>121938552
based dude
>>121939069
>>121938791
anon plz
>desinty has more viewers than polt
no wonder this game is dying, fucking casuals have given up on actually wanting to improve and look for cheap drama / "entertainment". It's not that this game is too hard, people are used to play easy as shit games and as soon as something is too hard they look for something else.
even tumes is streaming fo4 instead of lotv..... lmao...
>go to game store
>buy fallout 4
>they didn't receive sc2 yet
>forced to play fallout because i don't have sc2
;_;
>>121938552
laughing my ass off to be honest
>>121939223
>1 viewer
roflmao
>>121939225
ask for mommy's credit card..
guys.. i think i would suck tastless dick. no homo...
>>121939193
>look for cheap drama / "entertainment"
not everyone wants to stress out and dedicate their life to improving in a meaningless video game
>>121939318
why would you suck it if its tasteless
is steps of the rite unbeatable?
>>121939193
how's he gonna get 100% cheevos in one day isn't this campaign supposed to be pretty difficult?
>>121939069
;_; anon or anyone else plz buy me lotv
>>121939508
anyone semi decent wanna (/o.o)/ \(o.o\)
>>121939069
i'm a boy though, my feet are hairy and harsh
>>121939628
>>121939508
didnt mean to quote you (T_T)
>>121939749
ill archon with you
>buy game
>30 min later get key from raffle I signed up for a month ago
-__-;
>>121939830
http://collabedit.com/v3e9g
>>121940139
hey it's me your friend
wait i turned off destiny like an hour or two ago
is he still at the same mission or are there like 20 missions on the same exact level? wtf?
>tfw found out you can get it for 25euros
i wonder why i ever bought fucking anything on battle net
>>121940139
please give key please i will do whatever you want though i have no camera
>>121940186
>>121940392
25? lowest I could find was around 30
>>121940398
youll do whatever, huh?..
prove it
*unzips pants*
Day9 apparently is gonna stream some LOTV Friday as he says in this tweet : https://twitter.com/day9tv/status/664137828406726656
So how is Homocraft 2: Legacy of the Transsexuals doing these days?
TL still banning anyone who's not a 100% SJW fanatic? Still rooting for those transsexual 'pro-players'?
Is there ANY multiplayer game out there with a community that's more pathetic than the SC2 crowd?
>>121940464
if you want a shitty cyber blowjob i can do that.
set up an irc server
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrfzEO2yTe0
>>121940754
>2010
Where does time go?
>>121940574
League of legends, CS, h1z1
you people make me sick
>>121940574
an easier question would be are there any better communities. that'd be.. idk???
hbt...
are Stalkers the biggest joke in the game? at least marines need stim and medivacs
HOTBIGTIT @HOTBIGTIT 2m2 minutes ago
stream starting soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE ARE SAVED
>>121941218
stalkers need blink and +2 but yeah kind of
>>121941218
gateway units are weak
>adepts
nice job
one more broken ass gateway unit
seriously though, how do i beat steps of the rite in normal, they keeps spawning huge amount of units
i wish i was playing lotv instead of hanging out in this thread with these weirdos
"hotbigtit is a great guy and a funny streamer"-Jesus christ
>3rd expansion
>protoss is still broken
ummm??
friendly reminder that destiny was right
what kind of builds are my zergbros doing? ive been trying a roach rush into expo/tech build but ive seen some 3 base action and baneling fucketry
do you need to buy lotv in order to play online with the new units? the game is pretty expensive for an expansion
>>121942036
Yes you do. But you only need LotV even if you don't have the other games.
>>121934652
Terran:
Skill Floor: 1/10
Skill Ceiling: 10/10
Protoss:
Skill Floor: 1/10
Skill Ceiling: 10/10
Zerg:
Skill Floor:1/10
Skill Ceiling: 10/10
Desert Strike
Skill Floor 8/10
Skill Ceiling 22/pi
>>121940432
26,49
http://www.cdkeys.com/pc/games/starcraft-ii-2-legacy-of-the-void-pc-cd-key
>>121942337
That website is legit? Sounds like some old warez website.
>>121942429
well it worked for me and my friend
they give you a picture of a cd key and you put it on battle net
from what i saw on google it looks legit in general yeah
>>121942337
yeah i'm sure that website isn't a front for money laundering and stolen cc
someone plz buy me lotv
>>121942429
site is legit, but the key can get you banned if you activate it in the wrong country
>>121942569
are you poor, man?
last stand brutal bros ww@
>>121942569
give me a second
>>121942528
>>121942601
What is the "wrong" country?
>>121942705
it worked in france
well maybe ill get banned tomorrow though i hope not
>>121942630
yes very very poor for various reasons
i do work i just do not have expendable income
>>121942673
i want to believe you
what do you guys think of my new gf?
>>121943052
good news, she will kek you with a black male
>>121943046
but you have time to waste playing video games and shitposting
you're a degenerate neet and you need to get a fucking grip on reality
>>121943143
I doubt it, she's very shy
she's more of a nerd than I am
>>121943178
it's late at night and while i would agree that begging is shit posting i am desperate
>>121943046
i'll buy you lotv if you answer a few of my questions correctly
1. how do we feel about gretorp?
so where them feet at for lotv keys
oh no my mouse cursor disappeared
whats the counter play to 2-3 rax reaper in tvt?
is there any build thats safe from it without sacrificing too much?
>>121943447
he's a reasonably balanced character, a bit ugly for my taste
>>121943447
oh boy time to fail
i like gretorp
>>121943704
>>121943728
no lotv key for you :(
>>121943830
i wasn't going to get one from anyone anyway so it's okay
>>121943656
doing it yourself but better
>>121943656
Bunkers.
>>121943728
are you tinny/fanyposter?
ill buy one for you if you are
why gretop still is a meme, isn't he retired already
I thought he was kill after NASL closed the doors
>>121943963
l2p.tv
Hey guys. Joker-kun here. Does anyone remember me?
>>121943962
they are the same person
>>121943963
>>121944176
sent ;)
>>121943962
i am not. i apologize. i'm just a desperate nerd.
>>121943704
>>121943728
you have both failed
>>121944039
this is sad
why sc2 had to die
>>121944235
have you considered e-prostitution
hbt is live
HOTBIGTIT @HOTBIGTIT 1m1 minute ago
we are live/saved http://www.twitch
.tv/hotbigtit
>>121944352
he's in vegas. setting up poker events and stuff with jcarver or something. when he can he casts stuff (did some wcs, redbullbg, and maybe memestone). Used to stream a lot before things got busy. Probably would have been at blizzcon but was in reno meeting up traps
hbt :O
>>121944507
>>121944502
>>121944571
THANKS FUCK
#SAVED
im so glad i've filtered
>you can make $40 in literally one day of work writing online articles
>degenerate neets sit in the thread all day scratching their nuts and begging for handouts
i sincerely hope you get a fucking grip, it's gonna be 10 times harder when mommy and daddy die or decide to get rid of you parasites
Just booted up Legacy of the Void. The first thing that went trough my mind when I saw the intro was:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ4XpUKjtgk
>>121944724
where can i write online articles?
>>121944832
on any freelancing websites
>>121944390
i am not pretty enough for eprostitution. ;_; you could be kind and just buy it for me.
So if I don't give a shit about the story, can I pass up buying the dlcs?
>>121945001
there are dlc's?
>>121945001
pretty sure if you just care about multiplayer you can pass on those mission packs
>>121944558
ok gretop, you probably should see a doctor, talking so much about yourself on third person isn't healthy
HOW TO BEAT RAK'SHIR MISSION
ALSO WHO IS AMON
>>121945756
memer
still desperate for lotv plz
>http://www.sirlin.net/ptw/
waaah I hate you dad, I wish Sun Tzu was my dad
today I tried allied memers
it was no fun tbqh
._.
Amon did nothing wrong
Hey. If anyone for whatever reason got 2 copies of this game and don't need both please trade 1 with me in exchange for a Steam game. I got Steam wallet and can buy you anything you ask, including keys or skins.
add me http://steamcommunity.com/id/flowinel/
is this husky's gf?
https://youtu.be/q-wm5NvZGD4?list=PLABDF3052CBF1B195
>>121945592
not that basedgod
>>121946238
>steam
HAHAHAHAHAH
>>121946556
just by nerdy nummies in the title i'd say yes without wanting to click it
>>121946238
just use steamtrades
please buy me lotv
>>121946938
wow he hit the jackpot so
having a gf working while he just masturbate for her videos and shit
what a god
>>121946556
did i really just watch 6 minutes of a 9 minute video to see two unfunny avg looking girls mix syrup into water?
you are fucking forbidden from ever posting a link in here again
>>121946238
sent
>>121947189
>not fastforwarding the video
man i think there is something wrong with you
>>121947439
idk dude i fucking spaced out or something....
>>121947505
dont you love the gestures!! oh my god so expressive
im gonna play ranked this season >_<
please cheer for me and i will attempt to get plat~!
>>121946556
God that voice is annoying. And considering she wears big ass sweaters she's probably fat as fuck.
Poor husky.
>>121948149
$20 bucks say you play less than 10 games
>>121948363
ive already played 20, idiot
>>121946556
why did I watch that?
why did anyone watch that?
>>121946238
i'd still eat that icecream tbqh
>>121948149
anon hwaiting~!
How legit is g2a?
>>121949989
legit
destiny is explaining protoss lore right now
Too poor for lotv.
Ladder hots y/n?
>>121951069
Go on craiglist and suck a couple of dicks for easy money.
HOTS is so bad compared to LOTV.
is there any chat channel for this forum the famous hacker 4 chan?
this shit is so cheesy omfg
>>121951354
/v/
btw, its dead
I finally finished the campaign so I can post on /scv/ without having bullies spoiling it all!
is the mmr by race working or is it a "feature" that they want to add?
how many new people did we get?
>>121951804
"soon"
>>121951804
It's not even that, its just one of those things that Dayvie thinks "would be cool".
>>121951804
too much trash from /v/ sadly
>>121951804
welcome back cartoon friend
>>121951804
based cartooner
>>121951853
yeah it would be cool actually
>>121951804
>hung out here during haypro
I'm back boys.
what race is the most orc-like? in terms of gameplay
>>121952338
your mom
>>121952338
what do you mean by orc like?
anyone watching jp play the new tomb raider?
>>121952338
terran
>>121952618
the only RTS i really played was warcraft 3
since this is another blizzard game i thought there was some race that resembles the orc playstyle
>>121952718
thanks friend
Where can i watch season 2 and 3 of GSL? Also if possible all matches not just the final
>tumescentpie up to four viewers
a god
>>121952787
terran is the closest I'd say
but try out all three, don't be silly...
everyday im hustlin
>>121947605
>>121952338
rotterdam and grubby went protoss
lyn went terran
