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I'm glad hes got something to hold on
why do korean men make such big trophies to make up for their tiny cocks?
>>122002762
Their cocks are irrelevant but their throphies are not,we can steal their females
Why would you ever want to kill your own soldiers?
I wish I could be a templer in the Protoss world.
>>122003607
but then youd be connected to the khala and have everyone be able to read your every thought
>>122003607
What's holding you back?
>>122003607
it's templar >.<
suddenly sc2 has no sound, it was working right half an hour ago and all the settings say I should have sound
does anyone know why is this happening?
>>122003829
its a bug you have to revert to default and then alt tab to fix it
>>122003856
that worked, thanks!
>>122003829
ctrl-Skills me
anybody else been here since 2010 (pre-/vg/), only play ladder and still haven't beaten the campaign of any sc2 game even once?
>>122003607
I wish I was a marauder so I could protect friendly scvs...
>>122003921
np ^^
>>122003991
Reporting in
>>122003991
No, anybody, because campaign is fun as fuck
how many sales do you think lotv got?
under 100,000?
>>122004605
A lot of digital ones. 3 mill one week
>fallout trending worldwide on twitter
>no one gives a rat's arse about lotv
i'm still not buying fo4 but man, it's funny to see how much popularity declined over this game over the past 5 years.
>>122004691
>3mill
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>122004691
>3 mil
>like 20k people online
lol
>>122003707
>get boner
>everyone around you knows
>>122004762
Have you seen blizzcon?
>>122004849
think of how awkward it would be to read incest doujinshi...
***reminder***
the latest sc2 content dayjew uploaded went up december 22nd, 2014
it was ice baneling escape 2
someone please buy me lotv
>>122005468
sent ;)
>>122005468
why=
>>122005468
sent ;)
>>122005569
because i want to play it
>>122005597
Do you have PS3 games to trade-in?
>>122005767
no i have nothing
>>122005597
oohhh ok lol
sent
>>122005824
Are you poor?
guys i'm not sure i want to buy lotv... the game is so dead...
new expansion and thread is as usual with 20k viewers total on twitch... launch event had 5k...
>>122006020
it's because everyone is playing fallout 4 first...after they finish that they'll play lotv...
>>122006020
You should buy Fallout 4 (tm) right away
Seriously though what the fuck happened to this game?
In 2010 and 2011 it was MASSIVELY popular then it dropped off the face of the earth. I forgot what even triggered that.
>>122006890
The most stale meta in espurt history as well as the rise of LoL
Broodfestor killed starcraft
>>122006890
people just had more fun playing cs:go, lol, and dota 2
do you think blizzard will fire the sc2 team after lotv sold 50,000 copies?
>>122006890
You mean the time when streames broke 20k viewers and 100k for tournames were massive?
post resources to improve in sc2 please, i want to get hella good
info on matchups would be nice
>>122007180
How is that different from nowadays?
>>122007210
go to filtersc channel and watch his bronze to master series
the builds obviously won't work but he concepts are still the same
>>122007180
When IdrA was regularly pulling 20-25k viewers, yeah. That's big for any non-LoL stream.
Anyway, LoL viewbots like massively. 50% of the views aren't real people.
>>122007335
oh yeah the bots...
>>122007210
why would you want to invest time into such an awful game rofl
sigh newshits
Besides hanging out here, who else thinks the co-op missions are fun as hell?
how do i bot diablo 3 (or what should i google to find out)
how do i maphack in sc2? (or what should i google to find out)
No one plays the Coop?
>>122007335
I had completely forgotten about viewbots... ithought it was real, poor people watching. at this point dota might have a shot
>>122007335
fucking bullshit idra was never able to break 20-25k regularly
he maybe broke 20k once, but was at 10k max otherwise, as was stephano
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTh6PL_aJko
BASED
i kinda want to see lycan's abs...
>_<
>omg y game ded
>what as changd >_<
fuck off newshits, braindead faggots like dota and csgo more
>>122008076
Pls notice the deep voice
reminder that lycan and destiny still come by sometimes and are still our guys while nate left us for good once he made it
>>122007949
i never watched him unless someone posted that a good storyline was happening on his stream
https://youtu.be/QUGNVpzB2t0
>>122006890
>implying starcrap was ever popular
lmaoing @ delusional retards and their BadMOBAs
>>122008478
i dont remember ever seeing lycan here and im here every other (if not every single) day
destiny also only stopped by like 5 times in total
>>122008478
I doubt destiny knows anything about food, rather I'm worried about him dying
>>122008571
Man, I miss Idra
reminder that we hate destiny because he is a rapist, deadbeat dad & is a horrible deb8r
>>122008690
I miss him and all the other white players.
Now all we have are soulless gooks.
>>122008764
he's also a gigantic retard
>>122008478
who who and who?
>>122008771
It's true
Half the fun with starcraft was the drama
Gook robots are fun and cool with their perfect games but not all the time, i need people i can relate to as well
>No IU
>>122008764
and a mouth acrobat
>>122008478
kekstiny can fuck off and stream minecraft
>>122008872
thanks for gracing us
>>122008882
he's a professional meme recycler. literally 9gag the person
CHALLENGE: Deal with this composition with the fewest amount of units possible:
1 Observer
8 Zealots
6 Adepts
4 Immortals
3 Sentries
6 Phoenix
>>122006890
Objectively, it's a meh game at best.
who the fuckity fuck is lycan
inb4 new I've been here since 2005, go get fucked
>>122009356
4 gglords
>>122009379
I've been here since brood war release and don't know either...
>>122009356
8 liberators, 3 siege tanks, 1 raven and 6 cyclones
>>122009379
some werewolfbro who is never here
>>122009356
5 vipers
10 ultras
40 hydras
60 roaches (with maybe 10 of them being ravagers)
rest of 200 supply in cracklings
might not be enough tho idk
>>122009356
2 ghost with nukes and a scan
*plays kingdom*
>>122009242
>tfw you got banned by destiny 2 times (1 time unbanned)
>tfw you still watch his stream
He's just too charismatic and entertaining
It really helps that his humor is quite close to my own
>>122009687
what games is that? google says it's some mobile shit...
>>122001953
$$$
>>122009713
>using destinys/twitch chat
i want you /v/ retards to leave....
>>122009713
you'll understand when you're older
>mc losing the 2nd ep mission continuosly
lmao afm
>>122009713
IIf he was only this photogenic
>>122009924
I'm 24 f.a.m
>>122009873
nothing wrong with destiny.gg
>>122010002
ugh we are watching queene here m8
>>122009818
i play the pc version non-competitively
>>122010085
uhmmm fuck off?
>>122010097
can you play it competitively? i watched someone play it, its pretty cool but seems short
>>122010081
>nothing wrong with destiny.gg
>>122010140
ya and dont bother coming back
>>122010081
you as well
other than the story, will playing LoTV be "fun"
>>122010238
>>122010201
uh excuse me this is a bit rude
>>122010446
no the only rude one here is acuteboy
he is also fat and autistic
>>122010446
>muh personalities
kys
>>122010238
queene is shit and so are you
>>122010405
mp is more fun than it was in hots or wol
but its not really gonna last long
>>122010528
im laddering and watching bombur play league of legends, i dont even come here anymore
>>122010681
lol
>>122010681
clearly a lie
salvation on brutal...
moebious factor on brutal is so fucking hard
I think I'll just mass banshees...
>>122010720
its not, dont respond to this post beacause im not gonna be able to respond back since i dont come here anymore
>>122010846
it's about as one sided as a moebius strip
>>122010919
you are posting here so you must be here...
how can you say that you don't even come here while posting here, meaning that you are here???
WHY DO YOU ENJOY LYING TO PEOPLE?
>>122011115
he's a fat, rude autist
>>122011231
yeah :/
>>122010681
does he shake when losing in lol like he shakes when play sc2?
>>122011369
how many champions does LoL have now?
>>122010984good joke
fucknig broezn paly go back to league of legends~!
>game ends
>Raynorsits in the bar watching the news
>Kerrigan comess in even though it looked like she died
What gives? I mean,they didn't revive Zeratul, so why revive her?. Just for the sake of a happy ending?
ARGH! I CAN'T GET OVER HOW DUMB THE STORY WAS!
>>122011637
iktf
>>122011637
what didnt u like senpai?
>>122011637
That's wyh everyone does not even attempt to, we all play coop
>>122012221
>we
LOL
>>122012143
Everything, but I guess I shouldn't have expected much considering how wol and hots went. I'm just especially mad because this is the last starcraft.
>>122012329
starcraft 3 brah:^)
>>122012271
you want to say you haven't played coop yet?
>>122012221
do you have friends or do you play with strangers?
>>122012463
I play the story wiht my friends
what even is allied commanders? co-op campaign type shit? obviously different missions than the actual campaign
pate..
lotv :3
sarah...
Can we have a dancing devil?
how do we feel about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfbYp9oaIT8
hahaha all the builds are messed up now haha
>>122013975
fake and gay
>>122006890
Meta went stale as fuck, every game was the same shit. Dota/LoLfags was the nail in the coffin.
Honestly LotV is a breath of fresh air. So many more options for every race. Games should be exciting to watch again.
My only complaint about the balance so far: Lurker Den takes way too fucking long to evolve, longer than a Hive even. And they have more HP than Roaches which is too high. So on the rare chance that you actually see Lurkers in a game, you'll find that they're a little too hard to kill. I think you should be able to bust Lurkers out quicker and they should be more like glass cannons.
Also I think Swarm Hosts got nerfed too hard. Cooldown rate for locusts spawn is too long and I don't like that they don't auto-spawn locusts anymore, which just adds unnecessary micro in my opinion.
Zerg lacks good harass options in general compared to Terran and Protoss.
lategame tonight??
im bad what race should i play
>>122014979
protoss
just build stalkers
>>122014979
blink all in is still op
>>122015020
>>122015067
ok can you guys buy me lotv so i can play then?
I'm glsad you ask, everyone shold ask
>>122015110
sent
>>122015110
No mang you can ask destiny for their donations
destiny stream...
>>122015303
i can't see it...
>>122015316
ok is he here?
why do I get the feeling that blizzard designed the lotv balance around archon mode?
>>122015432
We just hook up and shit ist off the hook
>>122015602
ok but can you ask him?
>>122015449
the lag is undeniable...
>>122015449
because archon mode would make for a more interesting e-sport
>>122008872
Thank god sc2 is dead. Smoothest expansion launches in Blizzard history. No people, no lag, no problem.
>>122015602
you take any obligations?
>>122015703
why don't you ask your mom
>>122011582
time lapse bro
like 2 years later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA5nOOSRS4c
Broodwar ending is an epic battle against fucking earth and a guy commiting sucide
Sc2? A kiss and a reuinien by lovers
xddd
Thanks metson.
>>122016067
she's asleep...
DG| MinnyMaus @MinnyMausGG 2h2 hours ago
Hi
>>122016067
great distractions
>>122016213
oh my :3
>>122016174
wake her up?
>>122016162
no one cares about your meme game starcrump
stop shitting the thread up
>>122016547
mods trying to fit in...
mc is pylon rushing lmao
>>122016806
hahahahahaha
what does that mean?
>>122016213
>someone thinks this potato is attractive
>>122016884
1.build some pylons in the other guys base
2.turn them into nexus cannons
>>122016674
that's right, approved
>>122016949
<--- me laughing at your nerd virgin ass
>>122016965
hahahahahah epic
whats a pylon?
>>122016949
your gay
>>122017149
>lmao I put my dick in an ugly as sin human being lmao bro you a virgin hahahahaha
>>122017194
something you must YOU MUST BUILD ADDITIONAL OF
>>122017240
Anyoney got a job for Nathan as voice actor?
>>122017240
did you just call Mrs. Wasieleski ugly, you sack of shit?
>>122017213
>>122017365
do you faggots actually think this potato is attractive?
holy shit fucking gook lovers, you are literally worshiping a subhuman
>>122017365
Some kind of cartoon character would be perfect
how do i into TvP?
>>122017556
i dont know
>>122017493
>being attracted to women
>gay
based scarbro
Don't be shy mang. I like my background music but you are streaming
>>122016213
when is she gonna stream lotv.....
>>122018039
she doesn't stream anymore
princess celestia > princess luna
>>122018087
fuck off kekstiny
>>122018084
she did a short archon stream like a week or two ago dude
dont tell me you missed it
why aren't there any good terran streaming ladder... it's all dumb protoss players...
>>122018274
I could stream but I'm not good :<
>>122018442
do it!
>>122018475
WTF THIS IS ACTUALLY A THING?
fucking hell hiro what the fuck are you doing just leave 4chan alone.....
>>122018485
no I'd get bullied for being so bad
>>122018274
htomario streams random but his terran is solid as fuck
>>122018556
The idea was pretty good, instead of deleting off topic threads just move them to the /trash/
The execution is terrible though
>>122018602
o___O;;;;;
please dont link nsfw things here this is a sfw board with a blue background
>>122018846
okay i deleted it i dont want to get banned im a good little kek u___u
there is literally nobody here that i would want to watch
nobody
how the fuck is that even possible
>>122019012
simple
they are sc2 streams
>>122019012
Its possible by the game being dead.
>>122019012
damn nathanias must be memeing hard today
>>122019012
the bouse and morrow are good
salvation is really hard guys.. how did you guys beat it
I lookd up some kpop
https://vimeo.com/19792028
I use to like protoss, then I played LotV campaign, now they are the most boring race in SC.
>>122019316
make a bunch of tier 3 units then amove
>>122019437
great blog starcrump
AAA+
if anyone wants to play coop, i'm on eu /v/ desu in 2 mins
>>122019580
I'm on na so let's compromise and meet on sea
why the fuck is everyone doing a 2 base all in?
wasn't lotv supposed to stop that?
what happened to painuser
>>122020278
2base all ins can hit super duper early now
Do you use the "Select your entire army at once" hotkey?I have mine bound to tilde. I use it all the time and can't even remember what life was like without it
>>122020510
yes I just click on it
>>122020510
to negate selection to any units you want like 5 years ago when this shit was introduced
ps fuck the captcha
>>122020510
i have idle workers on ` all idle ~
>>122020510
Never. I learned to play before it was introduced and never saw a need for it after it was in the game.
>>122020510
protossbabb....
>>122017556
MAKE MARINES
>>122018838
the idea was to let /mlp/ post porn somewhere without having the rest of the site sperg out like they would if he just made /mlp/ a red board
how the fuck do I stop 'select all workers' from abducting my camera position
fuck
why are all these people streaming the campaign?
like who gives a shit about it?
>>122021549
Kind of like creating the RTS genre to show it's physically possible to make a strategy computer game without making it turn based, but then the sausage fingers casuals flocked and started all like "omfg why do u need 2 press buttans in a vidoegame in orda 2 play, it sez 'startegy' in titloo so it means itll be just like epic movies in TV with big armies and explosions and epic heros"
>>122021874
i honestly dont know
its like they are all fucking retarded or something
i cannot watch any of these shitters playing campaign and nobody is actually streaming normal fucking mp
>>122021707
If you choose all workers your camera gets set to one worker
what do you mean?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrfzEO2yTe0
>>122021152
it's really good for bio terran parade pushes
>>122021874
multiplayer sucks
>>122022268
im sure its been 9 hours already dude -.-
senpai is streaming
in other new i still don't have lotv
>>122020510
based protoss
>>122021707
don't double click?
anyone wants to play hard coop?
no bullies please...
>>122021874
free keys and /probes/
Any way to bypass Destiny.gg permaban without using a VPN or getting a new IP?
Fucking static IP isp pham.
>>122021243
>>122022548
im a zerg but thx :3
>>122022682
lol
>>122022682
subscribe
>>122022673
yes but na only
>>122022682
>kekstiny
>>122022682
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
TIER VII TIME BOIS
i'm gonna play hots :3
>>122022738
>>122022817
kek implying I'd ever give him money
besides that only works for temp bans
Where do I acquire da skillz?
guys where the hell is lategame >.<
>>122023118
call geeksquad
I´will post kpop even though my internet is fucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StZcUAPRRac
guy stop reaper opening in TvT every time, ok guy?
this is like when you fly all your buildings off to corners of the map except you're making the game end faster.
hbt stream soon~!
cya there right?
>>122023216
>>>/wol/
Is Nathanias Destiny lite?
>>122023539
i meant the show >.>
>>122023509
when?
>>122023620
He's a boring and generally uninteresting person who's only claim to fame is that he stuck through with a dead game. If any of the other personalities cared about the scene at all he would be overshadowed instantly.
>>122023620
uh? no? what are you stupid?
destiny is an edgelord who'd never get hired for any premier event while nathanias is an e-sports personality
>>122023620
nate is just memes
sickzii pls play coop with me...
>>122024268
he gets paid for being an internet god and he does it well
Bros why is he so moe?
>>122024480
i'm getting ssd tomorrow and then i'll need to format windows, install everything and stuff. we can play after that so i guess in friday
>>122024792
can we erp in game :333
>>122024745
i like it when he laughs
>>122024927
i aint into this mejt
Is Kpop even allowed in these threads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOnSh3QlpbQ
>>122024935
cute cartoon waifu, cartooner
>>122025241
hahahahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmW-3dHjOjQ
that game 5 though...
how unfitting that this trash ass expansion gets sent off with sick games like this
>>122025384
that's not my waifu that's (me)
>>122025447
i meant game 7
sos is so fucking clutch holy shit
no archon partner
>>122025608
no lotv
Thank god for bosstossmc. Only stream worth watching right now.
>>122025608
why is she frying that really odd dildo :O
>>122025960
>he isn't watching destiny
>>122026150
>he is
your a loser
>>122025447
i cant believe sos saved us from lifeshitters
SO
FUCKING
BASED
>>122026218
this amount of shit taste can only mean you like avilo
hotbigtit is setting up follower alerts
please follow him when he goes live!
remeber when nate was >our guy
>>122026319
>destiny
>has the audacity to say others have bad taste
shouldn't you be doing your chores do pay for your level 2 subscription
>>122024792
okay.. I'll wait, btw I don't do erp...
I can't believe it's been 7 years
>>122026706
based not sickzii
https://youtu.be/w8zlDr055MY?t=3542
this was supposed to be the moment when sOs gets eliminated
and then he somehow wins the game and the entire thing
hoooly shit
>>122026821
Remember when blizzard said all expansions would be standalone and you would just buy the one with the campaign you wanted?
>>122026981
life got protossed hard
he fought for every game he won and sos didn't do shit
>>122027242
stay mad lifeshitter
they fucked starcraft with legacy of the void so hard. they keep speeding everything up when they should be slowing things down. it's hilarious how much better the game was during wol
have things changed since the beginnning?
>>122026981
im a plat shitter so i have a hard time figuring out this chess problem
was parting's reinforcement point too far away? did his colossi kill his own zealots with friendly fire as they lined up to fight sOs' zealots?
>>122026821
You think this person is dumb? Maybe he can't think straight for a reason. Let him spell: "Constitutional State". Does it go?
>>122027539
his zealots were too far ahead so they just got fried by the colossus before parting's could even shoot, at the point he has no buffer for them so he's stuck trying to kill the zealots sOs warped in while taking damage from stalker/colossus
he should have just stayed at the third
took me 4 hours to complete salvation
>>122027438
have you been in jail for 4 years
>>122025608
how are you doing
>>122028512
okay
How did they change the time? They did everything slow fast and everthing fast slow. Where is this even going? Why is my game slower? This troll fuck is right why is the game slower? FFS
>>122028773
>This troll fuck is right why is the game slower?
they just made seconds actualy seconds and not blizzard seconds you dummy
>>122028629
wanna archon?
>>122028887
He did
HOTBIGTIT @HOTBIGTIT 1h1 hour ago
stream up soon!
>1h1 hour ago
>>122028990
you would be my first
>>122029054
well he is live now at least...
>>122029080
omo...
hbt is live btw
HOTBIGTIT @HOTBIGTIT 23s23 seconds ago
http://www.twitch
.tv/hotbigtit we are live, sorry about the delay
>>122029458
woah she looks like a dude!
>>122029458
thanks guy
>>122029080
/v/ NA... or EU
>>122029458
thanks le canadian beady eyes man!
guys forsen is streaming sc2
are we alive?
will lotv save sc2??
>>122029745
Hbt is streaming
>>122029745
who?
>>122029893
big memestone streamer
he is doing wol timings in lotv with insane new meta such as 21 hatch 55 hatch banelings..
5 oracles vs hbt....
I wish I was half as cool as sickzii...
>>122029485
I'll be on NA
HOTBIGTIT IS SHIT
WHERE
IS
M R S N I B B L E S
fuck my stomach
im gonna drink some coffee hopefully that will get this shit out
>>122030549
mrs nibbles? are we really giving non-korean camwhore attention?
I dont know what race to play :(((((((((((((((
>>122030657
easy dude
do you want to win? do you like gay shit? are you slow?
play protoss
are you a kek?
play zerg
are you a manly man who makes all the cute gooky gooks drop their panties and say "omo"?
play terran
Hbt...
>>122030739
convincing for sure, liberators are really cool.
>>122030973
http://pastebin.com/Q5p4ysAn
here you go m8, its a good terran guide
>>122030973
if you haven't played sc2 before play all 3 races for a while before sticking with one
>>122029458
literally perfect
>>122031120
poor tlo
he tried so hard all his life to be good at video games and he has failed misserably
hopefully he starts casting regularly or something
>>122031119
i was masters with both terran and zerg in hots im just very uncertain right now what to play. But yeah im leaning to terran atm.
>>122031270
he did good with terran in code s, especially for a white guy
>>122031285
if you played zerg your mind has already turned babb
Is it even worth getting into this game now?
>>122031580
unless you're korean, i'm sorry
>>122031689
But it is even deader in corea
>>122031580
sure why not?
WHY ARENT YOU WATCHING DESTINY HE IS LIVE
filter saving /scv/ once again!
>>122032007
I forgot the link!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKx1fE-zd3k
what happened to tassadar did he die in bw? how did he die?
>>122032224
he became a supernova and crashed into the overmind
>>122031915
i'm watching avilo he just exposed another mh
>>122032918
lol
>>122032918
did he forget about overwatch or is he still salty?
>>122033041
even soda got one today
>>122033041
he hasn't mentioned it
he's already pointed out to blizzard how bad they fucked up because overwatch could have been avilo's second game
they've got some serious egg on their face
>minny will never mukbang
>hbt will never mukbang
home
>>122033190
lol
coldsmallboobs
Man I wish the Dragoon was in LotV multiplayer. It's such a sick unit, like a mobile siege unit.
>lotv is $40
lol, in my nigger country (sweden) most games go for $70. blizzard mus be the desperate for sale
>ayul will never come back to us
she was the chosen one...
>>122009356
1 stalker.
I have honed my blink micro to perfection, blunk over 1,000 times. You will not be able to defeat me.
>last mission on brutal
halp
>all these old brood war units in LotV campaign
I fucking love this shit. Feels good to use Dragoons and Corsairs again.
frogposters...
>>122034442
>playing the campaign
yeah you do need help lol
>>122034442
install nvidia geforce beta and give me your geforce username
>>122033860
immortals are literally dragoons with a cannon on top
>>122033918
you are going to get lifted by one of the 6 phoenix
>>122034442
expand asap and put 2-3 macro hatcheries
>>122034663
run this place
>>122034442
>>122034797
also move your units on the telegraphed attacks and save kerrigan's energy to heal
>>122035173
taeyeon is perfect
I would kill every single frogposter except *n*m*frog...
>>122035173
>>122035208
based taeyeonbros
post the holy taengoo
>>122035208
>ugly gook that had plastic surgery to look more like a white girl
>perfect
post the sunshiner oath
>>122035579
you mean she got a reverse liposuction? rofl
>>122035579
get out of scv
>>122031120
God Scarlett's legs fucking blow me away
Dragoons are so fucking cool
I wish sc2 toss was more like bw toss
Warpgate and meme units like sentry ruins it
i cant believe bisu is STILL doing the campaign
>>122026150
baka destiny i thought you were above shilling, but i guess not if it's for yourself just baka
>>122035776
they're so pretty o_o
>>122035776
look at demuslim
looks so disgusted having to sit next to that half naked twink fuccboi
>>122036025
>>122035776
i want to lick her legs and i love feet but i wouldn't touch her giant manfeet
>>122036173
Disgusted? You do know they fucked at that HSC right?
THE CAMPAIGN WAS SO BAD LOL ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
jesus christ i gave some trust back to blizzard just to be robbed of it instantly, i guess i will have to stick to jewlve and play cs go for 5 more years until someone manages to produce something decent
avilo is finally streaming
>>122036295
whose hole was penetrated?
>>122036370
play multiplayer you shitter
>>122036439
scarlett got her dick lopped of last month, she probably couldn't even get an erection back then
>>122009379
me of course, the best d2g player this world has ever fucking seen
>>122036610
wwats d2g
>>122036295
do you have any proof at all?
demuslim is straight and he looks disgusted,,,
i'm 22... i'm getting too old to play starcraft...
name a single successful starcraft 2 player over 25...
>>122036912
remember whitera...
>>122035776
>>122036025
>>122036295
Did Demuslim and Scarlett really have sex or is this a meme?
Why would you want to have sex with a man?
>>122036912
avilo's like 27...
>>122036912
bomber idiot
>playing the campaign
Artanis: KERRIGAN! WE MUST WALK TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MAP TO FULFILL OUR DESTINY!
Karax: Hierarch! You must walk slightly to the left to fulfill Secondary Objectives! The more Secondary Objectives you achieve the higher your score! And the higher your score the more techno-matrices are unlocked within the BleepBloopCore!
>>122036912
if you are planning to go pro yeah, you are shit outta luck, not that you had a chance when you were young anyway
but there are a lot of older gm tier players
>>122037056
that's what you get for playing on normal you shitter
>walk into local job center
>they ask what job i'm looking for
>tell them i want to play sc2 professionally
>can still hear them laughing
-_-
>>122037003
avilo is a nobody...
>>122037019
yeah, i must become like bomber
but
>>122037056
SPOILERS FUCK
>>122005468
Torrent it
>>122036782
no real proof, but heard from multiple insiders
>>122020368
Probably addicted to painkillers again
>>122036912
Nestea won 3 GSLs over the age of 26
Holy fuck guise, I had no idea this much shit have happened to sc2 even if you didn't have LotV! I've been playing to whole day, for the first time in 18+ months!
That new coop mode thingie is great to ease you back into the game, it's nice just building shit and a-move again. :3
all the old stream personalities are back
do you think all the old poster bros from 2011 will be back too?
>>122037815
fat9 is a fucking jew and I hope he gets 0 views from sc2
>>122035579
stop being rude to everybody
>>122036989
Scarlett a cute, that's why. C:
>>122037574
ok so can't prove it
>>122037828
Will Based Snibbs break his monitor again?
Will Mewby get grandmasters in LoTV?
>>122031120
>>122035776
When's this from, btw?
>>122034797
>implying my stalker won't teleport behind the Phoenix and destroy it with a single perfectly microed shot.
Heh nothing personal kid
>just like your moms ass lmao
>>122033041
he's having a cry about it now: "it's not like i preordered it or anything... yeah i preordered it... i was so hyped for it... my interest in it now is so low... "
corsairs are awesome :3
>just like your moms ass lmao
>>122038810
yeah, they were
rumor is... anis is coming back... and he's going to get grandmaster..
>open bisu stream
>still on the campaign
:/
i cant believe sOs has won every 100 000 tournament he has entered...
>>122039860
he didn't win last blizzcon...
>>122040074
well he shouldn't have, put ya know.... protoss
>>122040074
every 100 000 dollar tournament he HAS ENTERED
you dumb fuck
i just had fallout 4 ending spoiled for me -____-
pretty pissed desu... i might spoil it to you guys too
Destiny is the worst Starcraft 2 campaign player I've ever fucking seen.
I can't even believe how absolutely fucking awful he is at every aspect of single player.
>>122040852
idgaf, the post
>>122040852
go for it. i just returned it because my computer doesn't run it very well
hbt is so good...
>>122040891
you're actually watching destiny... play fucking starcraft singleplayer?
lmao get the fuck out of here what an embarrassing post
>>122038181
well what proof do you want? they left together and people said they were flirty all night
>>122041140
Yes I am, and no I won't.
What are you going to do about it fag?
watchout a desiny (fag name) fan (faggot) is calling people fags!
anyone else not really enjoying fo4? i feel like i'm obligated to do the whole scrap/city building shit. i don't fucking know how to do it
i also put a bunch of my "Junk" on dogmeat and valentine but i can't fucking find them anywhere
also im playing on normal but i still die in like 2 shots wtf
>>122041637
not him but I'm watching avilo get devastated by pure stalker
my dog just got put down... :(
>>122041840
>avilo
why do you do this to yourself...
>>122042197
then pick him back up again :/ ?
>>122042251
he's actually laddering as terran and is using the liberator
>>122040957
what were you expecting? it's a bethesda game
DG| MinnyMaus @MinnyMausGG
HNNNG MUST BUY!!!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/1f45/?pfm=HP_ProdTab_1_10_NewStuff_1f45
>>122042423
i just watched the stream for 15 minutes. he blamed scv bug (lol what), "retard build that makes lings and mutas", broken map, then he said he lost because he is tired. And imbalance ofcourse.
>>122043459
I listen to podcasts while I watch streams while I post here I don't listen to the stream
>>122042197
*hugs you*
i wish i could help more anon
tfw no qt malaysia gf
>>122043412
fuck that!!! get a baneling plushie! :3
does destiny have autism why does he keep trying to do this same mission over and over
>>122043738
byzantiumsc is a much better player for that purpose
>>122044570
he wants to do all the achievements on brutal
>>122044638
aka autism.
>>122044707
hes probably gonna get bored 3/4 way through and drop it like he does with most games
honestly he could be raking in much higher numbers if he just streamed mp instead of grinding this boring shit
>>122044810
he could get them all easily if he just played on normal/hard as is required but he refused to get them on anything but brutal
>>122044442
my gf made me one of those
guys i just ate a pizza that had 750 calories in it >.<
>>122045081
uh are you sure it wasnt more than that?
>>122045081
did you just eat 3 slices?
>>122045081
was it babbsize or something?
>>122033848
need to be warmed up by a nice pair of hands
>>122045342
fuck off pedo
>>122045081
im saving my calories for thanksgiving
>>122044810
i think its actually a way to take longer to beat the campaign so get the most $$$ from the stream. Then he goes mp and still keeps a lot of viewers.
I keep trying to do some kind of raxfe but I keep getting my shit kicked in by a bunch of lings/zealots/marines at minute 4
how do I do this?
guys i read on tumblr that its alright to be a bit chubchub and im beautiful the way i am no matter what the scale says
maybe it's alright for me to eat what I want and stop worrying about my weight @__@
>>122045685
this is what I've tried to do so far
rax-> expansion -> second rax
2rax -> expansion
cc first
rax -> expansion and bunker before second rax
>>122045391
wow rude
there are plenty of ladies with small boobs
>>122045685
supply
barrack
refinery
orbital
reaper
command center
reactor on barrack
factory
gas
3rd command center
starport
2 more barracks
>>122045685
silverbro here,
build the cc on the high ground and use it to wall off with the rax & depot
float it down when it's safe
>>122046018
yeah ok scarlett whatever you say
>>122045883
I hate you for being FAT
FATTY
>>122045685
if you're in bronze dont even try to expand until you have 3 raxes
>>122045883
just don't forget to eat your veggies and dark leafy greens, too~
and don't eat too much sugar~
you're beautiful anon don't forget that~
>>122046057
won't I end up with even less marines? I'll try anyway
>>122046125
I was in plat in hots (only played the last 2 months) and I'm in gold right now
>>122046152
don't worry the pizza had cucumber toppings
>>122046152
stop with the fat encouragement fucking fat fat fatty
>>122046018
thin girls with small perky breasts are my fetish
>>122046385
fucking pedo, get out
>>122046428
fuck off you fat slut
>>122043346
that's not it :/
>>122046385
yes they're very nice and fun to cuddle
>>122046428
no body shaming pls there are lots of skinny women with small boobs...
guys... i think zeratul died...
>>122043459
>he blamed scv bug (lol what)
he does this a lot when he fucks up he goes: "what why isn't that scv building did you guys see that it's not blocked what the fuck blizzard"
never see any other streamer have that problem
>>122046305
consider eating a cup of dark leafy greens like spinach, kale, or chard three times a week, it's very good for your health~
>>122046732
i only like cucumber
>>122046480
yes it is. i take that oath everyday
>>122046827
that's it
based
>>122046827
how do you feel about pisko dropping her
reminder that only fat, ugly sluts and shit tier men dislike dfc
I know nobody here cares about the lore or played the campaign, but could somebody explain what the fuck the Xel'Naga are supposed to be now? What exactly did they do and what didn't they do?
Fucking Metzen and his bullshit
>>122003159
it's a russian thing. they did it all the time in ww2.
ok this is the mission destiny wont get past
>>122047206
were they trying to deny EXP to the germans?
>>122047324
comedy gold moba man
>>122047097
what I understood is that the xel'naga didn't interfere with either the protoss or the zerg, amon did (who is a xel'naga but special somehow), when amon started to mess with the zerg the xel'naga appeared and amon made the zerg kill them or something like that, sending them all to the void
then ouroboros contacted zeratul while pretending to be tassadar and stuff
as to what are they, well it's like xel'naga is just the ascended race that has both purity of form and purity of essence and they come from 2 lesser races that fuse or something, and this cycle of 2 lesser races fusing and becoming xel'naga is never ending and is what amon wants to stop
>>122047324
yeah it worked too. they germans were just a few points away from getting the nuclear bomb.
>>122047376
this is confusing and dumb i'm just going to ignore all the dialogue in the game and focus on cool explosions
man I just realized that neither that queen that was on a mothership nor the ued appeared in the campaign
fuck you metzen and fuck your love stories
lmao destiny is going to be on this mission forever since its LITERALLY impossible
>>122047424
based Russian top laning
>>122047628
I think it's a stupid mess because they started too many storylines and decided to finish them all
it would have been much better if kerrigan would have just died, the tassadar aparition was actually just tassadar's spirit guiding them, amon dying in aiur, duran just not being mentioned again, and you know, not letting metzen write the story of any game
the epilogue shouldn't have happened... just a screen saying something like "everyone spent the rest of their lives happy and rebuilding the sector :3" right after amon dies in aiur
laugh... and grow fat... *blarg*
>>122048182
or of course, I'm a dumb fuck who didn't get the story, which now that I think about it, that's what probably is happening
>>122048182
the duran/narud nonsense made me very sad
>>122048182
ah man I'm still mad but I should clarify that all that is if we're only rewriting this last part
if we are rewriting sc2 entirely then fuck, I would remove a lot more shit
>>122047685
did valerian or matt horner appear in lotv? abathur? infested stukov?
there are also a bunch of cool protoss heroes in that secret WoL mission, like mohandar the void ray guy, do they ever show up in lotv?
>>122048519
at most they're mentioned or have a few dialogue lines, none are significant if they're there at all
>>122046212
you gotta make liberator as soon as starport finishes. use it to kill overlords and defend.
>>122046907
waifus are for life. i plan on telling his new "waifu" about what she can expect
it's so obvious what happened. he chose the first qt he saw: sunny. she became his legal waifu. as soon as he sees someone he llikes better he won't let the rules stop him, he has no morals
>go to blizzard store to buy lotv
>it's fucking $40 not $20 despite the entire franchise being close to dying
>fuck this shit.jpg
>go to twitch to watch storyline streams
>the story starts back from before brood war for some reason
why the fuck would I wanna know about that when all events played out and I knew the fate of protoss?
I wanted to know about the xelnaga, zeratul, and kerrigan after hots story.
Fucking blizzard.
>>122048698
ye hes a fucked up human being
>>122048691
either the plott brothers hung out with a bunch of giants or they had some serious growth spurts as they got older
>overwatch 3k total views
its over...
>>122048519
I think mohandar is mentioned in the campaign
stukov appears as a hero in the epilogue and matt horner appears and says a few lines but I don't remember what, I think it was purely gameplay stuff
>>122048691
what the fuck did you just say to us?
>>122048876
http://gematsu.com/2015/11/call-duty-black-ops-iii-earns-550-million-three-days-biggest-entertainment-launch-2015
everything except call of duty is over brother
>>122048698
>pic
that man is a hero
a hero of the storm
>>122048698
did they bully the fat guy because of his waifu?
>>122047376
>>122047628
>>122048182
>>122048308
>>122048313
Here's a simplified version
Xel naga campaign when?
>>122049339
didn't amon made the protoss evolve faster?
Do the protoss were evil and zerg were the good guys all along?
What a twist!
>>122049502
zerg were good guys all along dude, they just got corrupted and forced to cross into zeroth and invade lordaeron several times
>>122049245
no, they all respected him because he is a true sunshiner
pisko is a piece of shit
>>122049729
I ship it
>>122049346
November 2018. It'll be $40, no $60!
>>122049673
kek
>>122049909
hop on friend
t.scv.vg/exbc
>>122050248
yeehaw
t.scv.vg/hotbigtit
>>122049729
is he german or something
>>122050315
i can't wait until koreans are the whole front page of twitch and lirik has to get a job bagging at the grocery store
>>122050829
he looks american
>>122050930
i bet he's from europe
>>122050829
>>122050930
>>122051071
mewby is from america newshits
>>122051071
are you saying americans aren't loyal to their waifus? just because of pisko? fuck off
>>122050829
>>122050930
i'd guess american. the time on his phone is the only clue i could find
15:08 isn't american style time
but ii still think he's american. the phone is probably korean, white people are all english teachers in korea
>Warcraft 4 will be human campaign and then you have to wait 2 years to get another race's campaign
These faggots will actually do this again
>>122051190
americans have more important things to do than chase gook waifus tbqh
>>122051286
>pisko
>important things to do
>>122051352
pigsko*
I
LOVE
PISKO
>>122051252
blizz wont even have any more money to make wc4 after the lotv and overwatch disasters
>>122051921
lol
>>122050829
hes irish actually, he is from kpopchan
>>122051921
I hope LotV is a disaster so fucking much
They are such Jewish scum what the fuck happened to them?
Brood War? Amazing. D2 LoD? Amazing. Warcraft 3? Amazing.
Then it all went to SHIT.
>>122052294
>They are such Jewish scum what the fuck happened to them?
Activision and WoW
for how long are we going to be stuck with /v/
>>122051252
>mfw night elf expansion sales figures
kis kis kis kis i krugom ya martovskiy kot
>>122052294
WoW subscription money gave them a taste for the rich life. When they found out they could just put out an expansion and rake in new title kinds of cash they turned on the faucet til it ran out of money.
Blizz now plays this in their offices over the intercom every morning https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXE_n2q08Yw
>tfw like morhaime but hate metzen
>HBT has more viewers than cArn_ again
>>122052607
These should be the factions IMO
Human/Dwarf/Gnome/Worgen
Night Elf/Blood Elf/High Elf
Orc/Troll/Tauren/Goblins
Bolvar's Scourge/Forsaken/Knights of the Ebon Blade
>>122053396
>>122051252
>Overwatch 2 will be a thing before WC4 happens
>WC4 will be a freemium game
>help rebuild Lordaeron by collecting gems
>>122053824
it's dungeon keeper all over again
>>122053396
> lumping all the elves together for no reason other than race
they hate each other
>>122054657
It worked for Elder Scrolls Online, right?
>>122053396
shit factions
humans, dwarves, gnomes
orcs, tauren, trolls
undead, satyr and some lesser demon race
also I reject all lore after tbc and I haven't played past cataclysm
>>122054732
did it
ive never played an es game
>tfw MorroW will never hold you and look deep into your eyes
>>122054862
that sounds way more retarded
>tfw you will never make gyuri smile
Wow! So many people waiting. Gstar
>>122055089
no, you are
a legion faction would have made the game better
this is an objective truth
>tfw Destiny and Tigerlily will never throw you around like a volleyball
>>122055124
sent her flowers though international service with a nice note
???
smiling gyuri
>>122054862
>>122053396
It always baffled me they didn't carry Blood Elves, Naga, and corrupted Dranei over from Frozen Throne to use in WoW.
They could've been an entire third faction but they used them for mobs and raid bosses instead.
so I was going through the files and found this
they actually tested this kind of stuff...
>>122055410
thats for single player m8
>>122055410
probably for co-op...
they had auto mule in the beta...
>>122055465
I-I just wanted to trick scv into believing it was for real...
>>122055551
sorry
:O <- mfw I see hbt is streaming
HOT! BIG! TIT!
HOT! BIG! TIT!
HOT! BIG! TIIIIIIIIT!
any tips for not accidentally deselecting all your units when trying to rapidly use abilities?
>>122056145
slow down
>>122011637
I think I got the story of lotv
>templar = uncut Christians
>dark templar = Jews
>edgy protoss = muslims
> amon tries to control the protoss by infecting their foreskin
> jews not affected because they are already circumcised, muslims not effect because jihad
> in order to save themselves, the Christians must circumcise themselves.
>to make excuses for the loss of foreskin, they unite the other religions to make themselves look superior penis wise.
>killing amon was a bonus. The bastard should have think twice before infecting the Christians` foreskin.
Overall, a decent story.
>>122056145
Learn how to control your finger movements.
>>122056449
this makes no sense and it made me think of a bunch of bearded men naked
fuck you
>>122048313
>D-U-R-A-N-A-R-U-D
such epic story telling
I just failed a coop mission because I played like shit...
I hate this feeling, this is exactly why I don't play multiplayer games
>>122058463
dont take it too hard friend
>>122058463
s'alright bby, you can do it
>tfw you put a ring on it
THAT ENDING PISSES ME OFF. WHAT THE FUCK BLIZZARD.
>>122059780
what angered you the most
Why is the campaign so hard on brütal?
I mean, HOTS was kinda easy, I only remembered having to re start 3 or 4 times. But this LOTV has no mercy. Every single mission I've died at least 3 times excep for one. And I hate that all missions are a race against clock and half of them you have to base trade to win.
>>122060443
maybe because everyone complained that hots was too easy
jesus christ just don't play it in brutal if it's too hard
OMG mang0 PLAYS SC2
>destiny hosting yuuie
i like this :3
>he doesnt play terran
Did your mother not love you?
>mfw some nerds from marvel sneaked into blizz HQ and turned karrigan into phoenix and then recycled the 'giant spore monsters' from wow to be the xel naga
what's up guys?
>>122060865
who is this fat slut?
>>122060865
uggo
>>122061586
qt
>>122062486
>>122062580
>low test
>SC2 going from 20k viewers to 11k to 8k on Twitch in the span of a single day
Dead game is dead
I wonder if Blizzard even sold 200.000 copies
>>122063391
hey man how are you today?
Terran is weak as fuck
>>122062898
uggo
>>122063391
Maybe has to do with aldarak being literally darth vader and there being ewoks and shit in the fucking game...
or with the plot twist being cthulu is literally in the game and kerrigan turns into a cthulu and fucks raynor who apparently likes tentacles up his ass...
or maybe that the entire campaign was completely shit.
I was expecting a monologue by valerian that was like mengsk's sc1 monologue that could've maybe saved the campaign but nothing, to be expected of writers in 2015...
terren is the weakest race and zerg is the strongest...
terran is really strong guys..
>>122064587
woopr...
terran is really weak guys...
Worst ending i have ever seen! No satisfaction at all what happened blizzard?!?! Well i guess there is no need for starcraft 3 everybody is singing kumbyah in the universe **SPOILERS** and the way Zeratul died was so bull and anti climactic. what did you do to our beloved fenix argh... all in all blizz 8/10 but darn so many loopy character ends, was hoping for a starcraft movie in the future but not now if this is the story they have to follow.
terran is so so in terms of strength guys...
>>122065289
newshit don't know how to use spoiler tahg
>>122065289
>Worst ending i have ever seen!
>all in all blizz 8/10
this has to be a copy pasted from reddit
>>122065635
http://www.metacritic.com/game/pc/starcraft-ii-legacy-of-the-void
lotv
>>122065701
goddess
>>122065701
k-kbutt...
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>>122065897
You must kill your son or nuke boston
>>122066112
oh god
Spoiler culture is hilarious
>>122065834
:3
can't wait for gsl to start...
>>122067039
I'd rather wait for a western tournament over gook vs gook with fucking tasteless casting.
>>122067483
lol
>>122067483
based newshit
Does "total career games" include custom games? Does it include spectated games or only games played?
>>122067483
based "only watch talentless foreigners" retard
>>122067884
ladder games played 1v1 2v2 etc
>>122067884
only ladder games
1v1, 2v2, 3v3, 4v4 and now archon
who's sniping mango?
>starcraft is my fun game
based mang0
nydus worm...
>>122069497
do you like it...
if one of us ever wins the lottery or gets really rich quick can you please make the /scv/ house a reality
>>122069907
i would but idk if anyone would come
>>122070014
i (hbt) would come
>>122070076
that good because if i did make it, it'd be in australia
>>122070014
I would go...
I'm a good cook, I could cook for all the scvs...
>>122070118
maybe we could all live in my parent's house
I wonder what happened to mira han...
>>122070578
did she ever steal matt's virginity?
still not miqueena lotv stream...
>tfw you play someone you just lost to and beat them
:3
I know some of you dont care bout the lore,
but those who genuinely do, thoughts on ending/ epilogue?
Where do we see SC3 starting plot-wise?
>>122073373
dead in a ditch
http://www.mtg.com/press-releases/mtg-acquires-dreamhack/
* MTG acquires DreamHack
* Says is acquiring 100% of DreamHack for an enterprise value of SEK 244 million
* DreamHack is the leading esports player in Scandinavia and runs both local and global esports leagues, tournaments and championships
* Says company generated SEK 69 million of sales in 2014 and was profitable for full year
* Says it is expected to generate double digit sales growth in 2015. Source text for Eikon: Further company coverage: (Stockholm Newsroom)
they are flushing the drains/pipes in my building
fuck this smell fuckkkkk
does anyone wanna give the co-op missions a go
>>122005310
he did some starbow stuff in june
>>122075381
what does travis have on the plott brothers
>>122075019
ok nvm
just tried one and it was pretty gay
>>122074604
Only 244 million?
I thought DreamHack was way richer.
>>122076324
got devalued after Robert got fired
can someone give me a strat for beating the relic defense mission on auir on brutal. i've spent hours on it and can't get past 98.5%.
>>122074604
magic the gathering?
>>122075381
he probably played sc2 archon mode with jp and carried him whenever the beta was out
t.scv.vg/statesc2
>>122073373
If they want to keep the current canon, it would probably have to involve Valerian (or his successors) and the UED, along with Zagara (or her successors), and then all the protoss people.
I could see:
+ UED coming to cause trouble, or requiring help from some threat
+ Valerian's empire breaking up into warring sectors
+ Rebirth of the Overmind and Cerebrates
+ Protoss in-fighting leading to a new Aeon of Strife
Knowing Blizzard they'd probably want there to be some kind of cosmic eeeeevil, so maybe Randu the mysterious evil guy will try to revive Amon or something by ushering in a new era of chaos. God I hope not.
>>122076348
suit and jeans guy knows what's up
>tfw I just realized the Cyclone is basically just the Diamondback with bigger range
I saw you today and you looked different, but the same. I watched you walk to your car like you had every right to be where you are instead of where you should be. I was out for lunch and I saw you... And just like that my entire world stopped.
Just like that night...
>>122073373
Felt pretty logical
They were setting up all that xelnaga shit since SC1 and all they had to do in LOTV was pull the trigger, no funky 180 or anything
Honestly, the only way I see SC3 starting is with a 4th race emerging
>>122078169
Maybe they'll do away with Protoss and Zerg entirely and just make up two new races. Either it takes place in a completely different section of the galaxy, or it'll be an alternate universe that ditches the old canon
>>122078314
I think the most likely scenario isno sc3 ever
>>122078169
how did poland have germany both as most trustworthy and least trustworthy..
so much for lotv bringing in new blood... this thread was as active as it was last week...
>>122078485
why would anyone want to post here? why do you post here?
>>122078485
>88 IP in the thread
>No post
Our meta just scare the newcomers
hbt...
>>122078646
Now you look here. /scv/ is a big general. It's bigger than you. It's bigger than me. It's bigger than all of us. This is a phenomenon that many have tried to explain and they just can't. What you're witnessing on other boards - nay, on the Internet as a whole - is the filtering of /scv/ stardust into the cybercosmos. /scv/ is a stellar engine, a ball of superheated plasma, that has existed before man took his first breath. We are all merely motes in its presence, dancers in the stellar wind. Our sails will carry us to the furthest reaches of cyberspace, on grand adventures, checking dubs and posting some real shit desu senpai. But some real talk for a moment, if I may. There are some who speak in whispered tones of tales passed on from forbidden apocrypha, stories of the true origin of not only /scv/, but of all memes that have ever been and will be. Let this secret pass under the spoiler tag, so that those who fear the higher mysteries may shield themselves from the ache of enlightenment, and remain in the blissful dark: the truth is that/scv/ veegees fanyposter tinny dr.frogg 5gg shitwhovation mewby woopr brovilos REPRESENT literal who kshitters musky butts NotInControlOfHisWeight FatBurger SuK Top3Control
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when does gsl start? seriously when the fuck does it start?
>>122078786
dylh...
titty titty hot big tit~
>>122018087
which one has the better-smelling butt?
why did sc2 have to die bros...
>>122079387
its not dead ~_~
>>122079387
no random partner queue for archon mode...
>>122079670
go to any public chat channel and ask someone to play with you holy shit
>>122079670
>just randomly playing archon mode by yourself
who does this
>>122079851
no one because it's impossible
Please read and save
Lurkers are fucking amazing
>>122080120
are you saying that hbt is a jew or that the janitor is a jew
what is the difference between lotv and hots mules
>>122076907
Earlier this year MTG acquired a majority stake in Turtle Entertainment (ESL). Hmm.
>>122080138
the fact that they have the same range as colossus is retarded
my internet blog@blogspot
by anon
tonight on the internet i saw a video of a group of chinks forcing another chink to stick his dick in a hot motorcycle exhaust pipe for about 5 minutes. he was screaming and crying the whole time . when he pulled his dick out of the exhaust it was black & charred like a small burnt hot dog
the internet can be a pretty crazy place
>>122080806
small black dick
now theres something you dont see everyday
>>122080840
plenty of black dudes have small dicks. average is only 0.25 inches larger than white dicks. porn just makes it seem not like that
>>122081320
are you the expert
>>122080806
please for the love of god give a source
>>122081336
i happen to like masculine genitalia, yes
>>122081378
gay
which one is your fave
>>122081367
search bing for "Tattooed Gang Member Forced To Have Sex With A Motorcycle"
>>122081385
white, 7-8 inch range
>>122081437
ok im watching
lol
>>122081437
very disappointed
for some reason, maybe wishful thinking, i thought it would be a bunch of girls making him do it
anyway
disappointed
why did that video even happen? thats way fucked up
had a really good day today :3
started off 1-3 :(
but i came back and ended 6-3~
"I support sweet and sour sauce"-hbt
>>122081571
i saw worse stuff tonight like mob justice lynching videos but the motorcycle was just so weird.
wasnt combatex supposed to make a come back??
http://www.hltv.org/news/16360-mtg-acquires-dreamhack
robert ohlen was supposed to save us...
someone please buy me lotv... please....
i'm a boy so i can't show feet...
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hooooly shit
>tfw absolutely raping zerg with 2 reapers before they get lingspeed
ez game
>>122082508
i'm doing chores around the house for my mom. she said she'll buy it for me
>>122082649
you're just matching against greedy hatch first zergs
>>122082719
touch her butt
>>122082719
my mom says doing chores is expected of me and not something i get paid for... im only 34...
>>122082649
the reaper grenade ability is fun as fuck
>>122082825
tell her to leave you alone but also give you enough money to buy lotv...
>>122082825
use your autism bux then idiot
>>122082736
hatch first in ZvT is now greedy? lmao what the fuck
>>122082898
zerg has always been fucked like that
>always have to be a base ahead
>if you expand before your pool you're greedy and can lose to stupid shit
>if you go hatch after pool you're behind
>>122082898
do you want to get your shit pushed in against 2 measly reapers?
no?
then fuck off and build a damn spawning pool asshole
the lurker is underrated
reminder that a properly executed 2rax was an autowin against a standard hatch first in HotS
forgg just lost to guru twice in a row... lotv sure is balanced :)
>no fun streamers
>only redditors and gookbots
>>122083098
>Properly executed
If you mean proxied and not scouted well yes, sure
Too bad a good zerg doesnt even have to see the rax to know what's up
why are there so few terran streamers? white people need to step up their game.
>>122083449
whites are too busy shooting up schools
When does proleague, gsl and wcs kick off?
my wol friend is comming back when they rework protoss~~~
Told him i havent been able to win vs protoss yet but its still the beta
>>122083492
*equips semi-automatic assault rifle*
first period is history :)
>>122083759
nice~ i'm coming back after they let the communtiy test out double-harvest~
boys i want the glory days back
i want to wake up early to watch gsl, listen to kpop and tune in to state of the game
and watch idra get angry at stupid bullshit
root for mma and mvp
how can we make it all come back, best time of my life
>>122083842
by migrating to cs go
>>122083998
it's slow, boring and team based
same with mobabb
>>122084034
based "doesnt get the meta" newshit
>>122084034
blizzard is trying to make sc2 team based as well
>>122084089
please don't be rude i'm not a newshit i just took a two year long break
i know all about chinro
>>122083842
stupid fair-weather fans make me want to vomit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlFQnBUg4t8
>tfw sc2 has no mantrousse
:(
>MTG has simultaneously agreed and completed the acquisition of DreamHack
>Modern Times Group (MTG) is a Swedish digital entertainment company.
who is ready for some equality and tolerance in sc2 tournaments?
>>122084687
i already posted that dumbdumb -.-
>>122084763
no one reads your posts lol
>>122084824
FUCK YOU
guys i just won a 1v2 in desert strike
>>122083449
Terran seems a little underpowered late game. Bio falls off pretty hard now that zerg/protoss have even more good options against it
