Are you a cop? edition
Old thread: >>121725089
>Crews
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name in the thread.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_community (PS4)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>Patch notes
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/212174298--10-20-15-GTAV-Title-Update-1-30-Notes-PS4-Xbox-One-PC-
>Thread archive
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/
>Brady Games Guide for GTAV
http://mediafire.com/download/f7ymmhia55ybhy9/GTA+Brady+guide.pdf
>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
http://pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4
>Map of GTA V with collectibles and stuff marked
http://gta-5-map.com/
>Modding for single player GTA V
You should completely remove the mod files before you play online. People have been banned for modding SP before. You have been warned.
https://www.gta5-mods.com/
>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide
>GTA San Andreas MP mod info
http://pastebin.com/5yp4brcD
SHUT IT DOWN, THE GOYS ARE GETTING TOO BRAVE AND SOON THEY WON'T NEED SHARK CARDS AT ALL
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2015-11-10-take-two-sends-private-investigators-to-gta5-modders-home-report
I tried out the editor thing.
Good thing I suck at it, anyways off to class.
Memes
>>121902856
fishing_for_compliments.webm
Here's one of the clips I finished last night.
>>121902532
>PC Modz
>>121909370
muh games t.b.h.
would buy a Mac Pro if I could natively play GTA V on it
>>121906580
That's some seriously hot memes you got there.
Holy shit Reddit is a place of true horror. Just look at this.
[–]Mercc96 2 points 13 hours ago
Dude cmon the nazis killed millions of people, R* and Take two aren't quite that bad.
»96
>>121906580
flikker
dumping a few editor stuff I made some time ago
4 hours, 10 posts.
DEAD THREAD
>>121901250
>Are you a cop? edition
Cops and crooks fucking when, I'm sick of these damn grindfests and Lamar's not-heists
>>121914683
>>121914867
>>121914717
There is a new mode coming with the Turf War Update that is basically the same thing with a different name. 4v4 Mafia Style
Also new hash for Yacht Creator and Flag Creator
#hypeyacht
"0x79E866E6 = ONLINE CREATOR"
>>121915003
>>121915771
>>121902856
The editor takes some practice to git gud with.
Took me months to figure out you could attach the free camera to things.
>>121915946
Thanks for protecting my bounty after being chased across half the map by three people bridge glitch.
>>121915997
There are three key points to using the editor. The first is knowing what you want to show, the second is figuring out how to do it with the editor's limitations, and the third is removing one of the limitations with the open camera mod.
Still enjoying the Vindicator, though it feels a bit slower than the Thrust. Not sure if that's just because I can see the speed on a big readout on the central console though. Feels rad anyway, so who cares.
Wish there was a means to switch between KERS and the horn though, too many times I've reflexively went to beep at someone and boosted into a wall or car instead.
If I buy a second house will they share the garage or will I have to buy my vehicle a second time?
Pls add to crew, Shortroundactual is my SC
>>121914683
That was actually funny
>trying to do some heists
>everyone leaves at some point during the first minutes
why
>>121921478
Each house have their own garage.
de
>>121926657
dust
>Jump into a lobby
>See a group of people next to ls customs in the small parking lot in a small tunnel
>Go there to check things out
>Some faggot in the middle spawning money bags
>Kurumemers drifting around in circles
>Other thirsty crew mates begging for money
>Make it clear I don't want that modded shit
>Get called a faggot
What the fuck is this game, and some of the people in this crew
>>121927212
They will be banned soon, no need to worry about thirsty crew members
>>121927576
Good to hear, just wish there weren't as many fagolaslevel < 70's here
>>121927212
>4chan crew
I see you are new. Stay tuned and you will learn why you shouln't join meme crew.
>>121928554
What crew should one join then, smart ass
>>121928554
>meme crew
There's aren't the normal people we all know and share good times with, just normal faggots who fuck up the game for the rest of us
>>121928554
oh yes joining IGN or xXxW33D_Ch40$_R34P3R_D34TH_G0D$_M4F!4xXx is way better....
going on a trip around san andreas, will be posting our adventure :^)
quick stop for pee pee
>>121929665
>>121930406
end of a trip, our crew left the game
>>121931214
sounded fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onWwC7KBtd4
>>121906580
Memes
>>121933025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jDZ3o_zTiU
>>121930406
>>121931214
>2015
>still in gtag
>thinking that gtag is still the generals crew
What is your fishing skill at? I just hit 2 blue bars (20%) but I am trying to grind it up at the northern ponds. Some pretty big fish up here.
I am not high enough level to unlock ocean dock fishing let alone deep sea boat fishing as of yet. I built a small hobo camp site to gut, clean, smoke and cook some of the fish.
It is pretty comfy up here.
>>121927212
Put your trip back on, me.
>>121933697
I've been focusing more on my yoga. how relaxing is fishing? I might have to give it a try
Caught a 8 pound large mouth up here. Beautiful scenery, fresh crisp mountain ponds. A nice place to get away from it all.
I want to move a camper or a trailer up here, but it would have to be small to get it up the trail because it is so damn steep. In the mean time my little hobo fishing shack will have to tide me over.
Is there any way to upgrade or customize the fishing poles? Maybe a new skin for it or upgrade the bait to have a better chance to land the hook? I looked for a fishing store but couldn't find one that you could actually go inside of to buy a new tacklebox.
>>121933205
Memes indeed. olll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cVZuJP6YRU
Any other sail bros here? I love the feel of the sea and the rush of the salty ocean air. Too bad there are no islands far out to sea to journey to and explore. Maybe someday.
Rate nerds
>>121935130
>red panties and bra
slut
It's comfy being on your boat off the coast watching the last of the suns light setting on the horizon.
>>121935327
>roleplaying as a girl
for what purpose
I love the boardwalk.
>>121935504
Not everybody is an autist who can't seperate reality from fiction?
>>121935620
Some of us really put more thought into the characters than what is observable to the bystander.
>>121935620
>Not everybody is an autist who can't seperate reality from fiction?
>Any other sail bros here? I love the feel of the sea and the rush of the salty ocean air. Too bad there are no islands far out to sea to journey to and explore. Maybe someday.
>the rush of the salty ocean air.
>salty ocean air.
>Not an autist who can't seperate reality from fiction
okay buddy
>>121923316
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
hey ill help you out with them.. ADD THEDEMONOFSEMON have one freind who likes to play need two more to fill crew
What's the best dosh grind right now?
>>121936937
Play the game
>>121936937
Solo Sandy Survival using a minigun, repeat all day.
>>121934694
I prefer more serene fishing spots
>No radar means no health
gg
>>121939186
The interface should have been optimised to be a lot smaller. The radar and chat, takes up a lot of the screen.
>>121935142
Anyone? There is no need to be jealous of my skills
>>121935142
0/10 for caring about this crap
>>121940386
You would say that
>>121939890
What? Do you game on a shitty laptop or something?
>>121940386
What should I care about?
>inb4 having fun
>>121940696
>proud crew killer
end yourself already
>>121940858
you're just supposed to have fun and enjoy comradery with crew members
also care about the collectible stuff that not everyone has a chance at like special crate drops
>>121941346
>playing with a crew
lmao faggot I can kill all your gay group alone
>>121940696
Stupid stats can go straight to the garbage.
GTA should be one of the least competitive games.
>>121940760
Ruins the immersion that Rockstar has tried to hard to make.
Without radar you are completely unaware of things around you, (compared to the shitters who travel far just to kill you).
And without health, you can't see when you should eat snax.
There should just be an option to scale the HUD in the game.
>>121942256
Hardcore servers do not help to sell sharkcards goyim!
Please buy as many explosives and expensive weapons to spam at red X's on the minimap as possible!
We want the call of duty Sharkcard audience.
>>121942664
Stop posting this shit no-one was going to play your shitty mod
>>121942664
Just go buy arma already.
>>121914613
Wat je zegt ben je zelf.
>>121942664
Good riddance, people that actually get worked up enough over "muh grind" to make an entire new multiplayer are retards
>>121945183
Don't forget the privatized shark card sales on every server as 'donations'
Steam down? GOD ALMIGHTY
>>121945183
I just wanted a hardcore server ruleset where every single player on the map doesn't immediately charge towards the closest red X on the minimap like an autistic sperging out Call of Duty game spamming grenades, rockets and C4 at the first thing moving.
I just wanted a server ruleset where you didn;'t have a bazooka, a sniper rifle, a minigun in your pocket with 20,000 rounds of ammo in your other pocket, where the minimap didn't show players, where you could blend in with pedestrians.
But that doesn't sell shark cards.
What sells shark cards is expensive rocket ammo and Minigun ammo being fired as often as possible at as many minimap red X's as possible. The more consumable ammo you have to expend at more minimap red X's, the more shark cards that get sold.
I just hoped and dreamed for something more than the Call of Duty gameplay that currently exists in GTA Online for the PC.
I dreamed too big, I dreamed of a world beyond consoles, and the electric jew SharkStar shut down that dream.
Now that dream is dead.
>>121946584
Tfw got cut off explaining my Spotify setup. Thanks, Gabe.
>>121946804
I didn't care anyway.
>>121946908I do, but Gabe dropped cola on the main servers.
>>121946718
cool lol
>>121946718
>calls people who play autistic spergs when he writes all that about a fucking online GTA
Haha wow
Do ok?
>>121948160
RIP in SharkStar
>>121948160
>>121948390
i like the colour but the custom tires look lame
>>121936175
>>121939890
No. The HUD needs to go back to what it was in the PS2 era.
>muh immersion
Just turn the HUD off, you donkey face.
>>121942664
>>121946718
>>121948754
>>121948969
Nobody cares
>>121948160
>>121948390
Nobody cares auto aim console tranny faggot.
>>121949118
Console kek detected
![82a22d9605[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sy0UIw2.jpg "82a22d9605[1].jpg")
>>121949359
Nah
>>121949520
yeah majority of steam users like you are pretty much console keks, both of which eats broken shit up like GTA Online
>>121949684
>majority of people that play on pc are console players
Please, for once, think before you say something really retarded like this.
>>121949016
>/lgbt/
>>121949943
by kuck I mean shitters who preorders AAAs and buys every DLC
>>121949016
Am I the only man here, or what? All these twink hands, s m h.
>>121951065
you're a manlet, your hands are half of my cellphone screen
#rekt #DontFuckWithMe #Trollface
>>121951258
#twinks
#twinkies
#boipussies
>>121951065
>>121951349
you said
twinx?
>>121949016
I WANT YOU TO LOVE ME
LIKE IM A HOT RIDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNJNWcEtPdY
>>121950334
There's a reason your stupid memephrase is filtered, quit trying to bypass it.
wait, is kek filtered too?
So who is this 3.14 quart faggot anyway?
you're all keks desu baka senpai
So what are you doing in Fallout 4
>>121956308
Walking around the world and questioning my purchase
>>121956308
I'm on the ending where your son is the villain and you have to choose either to kill him or nuke the commonwealth.
>>121949016
>those sausage fingers
>that ham wrist
how much do you weigh?
>>121897029
>My 360 is kill. Come to PC, I'll buy the game for you.
I don't have a PC that is good enough.
I had a gaming rig once. It aged to death. Perhaps I should construct another.
>>121957243
You are not alone. I am a fellow dedbox user.
Rockstar may have abandoned us brother, but we still have each other.
>>121951921
because 4chan is becoming infested with normietrash like you who sucks on big publishers at every chance, hence why reddit and gtaforums are full of take two defence force and censors shit
>>121957706
>Normie
When will newfags learn that the proper term is newfag?
>>121957216
6ft 2, 97kgs
I got the camera too close to my hands to take that picture.
First phone picture I ever took dont h8
>>121957878
*normalfag
>>121957943
>6ft 2
What a bitch.
Get on my 6' 10" level.
>>121957878
>>121958075
What's the difference? Go meme on >>>/r9k/.
>>121958375
But can you wrestle? :^)
>>121958375
Fucking manlets. I'm 7'5".
Step to me
>>121958472
>But can you wrestle? :^)
Idk. I spend every day at work wrestling with pallets of freight and totes loaded with product in our warehouse, so..
>maybe??
>>121957878
says the kuck that sprouts reddit opinion
I'm coming to terms with just how bad this general is now.I love it.
>>121956308
I didn't get the game because from my knowledge, it's shit.
>>121958761
Don't counttbqoahwy
>>121957878
oh and normalfag is the exact word /r/4chan and other memesters use
>>121956308
Not playing it.
>buying a fallout game on release
megakek
>>121959185
>No
Doesn't matter, I'll ship your goods any day of the week, motherfucker.
>>121957216
Reminder it's easy to lose weight and not be a hambeast. You can make it, just stop fucking eating like the average American.
>>121959426
You son of a bitch, break anything and I'll brush your ass with those football shoes.
>>121959580
>break anything
Never. I build every pallet with love and care as though it were my own child.
>>121959728
You have a job. You win.
>>121959728
Looks safe enough.
Don't go breaking my shit, it's hard to get good booze.
>>121959996
>You win.
I don't win until I move all the freight.
That's all it's about for me. I love moving that motherfucking freight.
>>121960263
I fucking love you.
Wasted thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUvyqAQrFcw
/gtag/ - Hand Posts and Memes
>>121957706
two hours late because i closed this shitty memefilled thread but-
i'm not "sucking on big publishers" by not acting like a fucking pissbaby that my online mode isn't TOTALLY PERFECT AND TUNED TO WHAT I WANT :'(((
the entirety of online is not shit because you don't get your shitty fucking "hardcore mode bro!!!". grow the fuck up
>normietrash
should have fucking disregarded this post from the start
>Fallout 4 has more players at launch than GTA V had
>I'm literally 4 hours in andforcing myself to continue playing
So... anyone want to play some Shark Card:The Game tonight?
>>121967470
im down, tonyometry on ps4
>>121959538
Only easy up until you're around 30
Today was a good day, not really.
In the end however, it was a comfy ride of a life time.
Have a good night /gtag/.
>>121933775
>literally talking to yourself
how starved are you for attention that you need to make sure all your posts are credited to your trip?
>>121957243
Sniper, keep me posted. I want it to be like the old days.
>>121967470
>>Fallout 4 has more players at launch than GTA V had
Because FO4 is being launched for the first time rather than GTA V being launched for the third time when it was released for PC.
Holy fuck this thred blows. Shame on you gtag
I made this logo real quick for the Steam group.
input would be appreciated
>>121972494
Everyone left to play fallout 4.
>>121972610
Looks like shit desu
http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2015/11/gta-5-modders-claim-take-two-sent-private-investigators-to-their-home/
FUCK ROCKSTAR GAMES!!!
>>121966080
you are a kuck because you eat the grind fest/ cash card/"free DLC"/patch out fun shit forced by publisher up. take your kuckolding mindset off my video game board and back to blacked or reddit or whatever shithole you came from, better yet, go grind that pakistan heist 100 times and come back to me
is cheating rampant in GTAV for PC or am I just unlucky?
>>121977280
>>121977280
Your character seems rather large
>>121976861
Cam you please get a fucking trip
Who needs to get a trip so we can filter them, gtag?
>>121977951
I'm a big guy
>>121978414
If y = u, x = 2y
Solve for bg
bg = 2(x + y) - 2y
>>121967470
I got 1.3 hours in then refunded
>>121978787
>Buying Bethesda games at launch
Have you not learned anything since Daggerfall?
く__,.ヘヽ. / ,ー､ 〉
＼ ', !-─‐-i / /´
/｀ｰ' L//｀ヽ､
/ /, /| , , ',
ｲ / /-‐/ i L_ ﾊ ヽ! i Post this hot anime babe on your favorite weeaboo
ﾚ ﾍ 7ｲ｀ﾄ ﾚ'ｧ-ﾄ､!ハ| | friend profiles
!,/7 'ゞ' ´i__rﾊiソ| |
|.从" _ ,,,, / |./ |
ﾚ'| i>.､,,__ _,.イ / .i |
ﾚ'| | / k_7_/ﾚ'ヽ, ﾊ. |
| |/i 〈|/ i ,.ﾍ | i |
.|/ / i: ﾍ! ＼ |
kヽ>､ﾊ _,.ﾍ､ /､!
!'〈//｀T´', ＼ ｀'7'ｰr'
ﾚ'ヽL__|___i,___,ンﾚ|ノ
ﾄ-,/ |___./
'ｰ' !_,./
>>121978923
I'm pretty sure people that buy bethesda games at launch have some kind of learning disability.
>accept invite to heist setup from some random
>chink mod menu user is hosting
>waits until we all hop into his Insurgent personal vehicle
>warps entire team to airfield, hops out and solos the Vagos by himself on foot
>as soon as airfield is clear and pilot has the Velum, warps rest of team to the airport and spawns T20s for everyone to screw around with while we wait for the pilot to fly over
I'm not even mad, but why bother with heists at that point? It just seems like it'd be boring as fuck to do heist setups or missions without any risk of failure.
>>121976861
Ebin Mayms Bro x-D
Quit trying to desperately fit in by spouting your incessant memes.
>>121944557
does this mean "no u"?
![Youz+kan+t+waaagh+wiffout+choppa+too+ya+git+ya+waaaagh+_554bd2a028d3949c5b075bd4c826f2ce[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eBdRroT.jpg "Youz+kan+t+waaagh+wiffout+choppa+too+ya+git+ya+waaaagh+_554bd2a028d3949c5b075bd4c826f2ce[1].jpg")
>>121984240
Et meeens yer a feggit
>>121984630
neat, my dutch isnt as shitty as i thought
bladderwanco making some moves
>>121984834
That's right.From desk to bed.
>>121984947
this kills the wanco
Here's another clip I did.
I couldnt really find a good place to cut this one off so heres the whole thing.
Sorry I forgot to turn back on sound.
https://a.uguu.se/ropgbf.webm
>>121941346
This, my Santa Crapa T-shirt is one of my prouder achievements
>hard as fuck NPC's
>legit pandemonium as players show up and wait for the crate to land
>lv78 so no fun gear like rpg's or miniguns
>had to battle at least one 120+ with a minigun every time
>shot down a chopper with a grenade launcher
>scored a Dis shirt by a suicidal bike charge and bailout much like THAT .webm, although I was racing against death via a stream of bullets and not really another player
I'm looking for a picture where you see LSC in a MW2 loading screenbest I can describe it and google isn't giving me anything
>>121986379
wow that's shit
>>121986379
That's terrible man. Learn to play with camera more
>>121987291
>>121987369
I thought it was pretty good
>>121977951
For you.
>>121987475
We already did this banter
see
>>121978624
>>121987428
That's because you are a NEET with shit taste.
>>121987519
Please stop putting down NEETs.
>>121987260
pls resbon
does anyone know of a list of all vehicle resell values? im only finding lists of cars you can steal off the street and resell.
trying to get the "spend 8mil on heist update vehicles" cheevo but i have no interest in owning most of them and just want to buy and resell while losing the least amount of money possible.
>>121977280
>he's not in pc gtag
>>121989742
It's 60% you retarded monkey. Every vehicle gives you 60% of its value.
>>121970443
It's as easy as eating a few hundred calories under your maintenance. Believe in yourself, if I can make it, most should be able to.
>2016
RIP
https://gta-mp.net/
>>121990675
Nobody cares
>>121990675
Can you stop shilling for your dead mod.
It's gone and no-one here gives enough of a fuck to do a shitty petition that'll do nothing
>>121979332
THEY STILL HAVEN'T FIXED THIS
I bet the tattoo parlor door glitch still works too.
Is it still possible to obtain the cop uniform in freeroam through the station setup glitch?
I've tried 4 times and couldn't get it to appear.
>>121989742
The best vehicle I think is the Felon GT convertible, sells for $9500 which is right on the upper limit of 'too hot to sell'
what's this "fivem" stuff I've been reading about for the past 5 minutes
>>121996478
in a nutshell:
>what game should've been
however, this is r* and they don't want the customer having fun
>sent investigators to modders house
thats all I know
>>121996634
will I get banned for it
>>121902856
the idea when you say "i suck at this" is to actually be good at it so people will go "wow ur not shit ur gr8 :)" but you're actually shit so you should just get good then post.
>>121996634
>what game should've been
kek you faggots really believe that autistic shit
>>121997217
Honestly, I don't care, i'm fine with GTAO how it is, minus the scriptshitters
>>121997142
no, that wasnt the point, i ment im shit and ill never do it again
how do i fix this? every time i take a picture with the in-game camera, it comes up as blank
>>121998919
don't cover it with your finger.
>>121999041
I actually giggled.
>>121999041
Hahaha! :-)
>>121998919
don't cover it with your finger.
>>121986652
>mfw I got all those shirts
>mfw I kept picking up the crates anyway
got like 25 of those fuckers
>>121999041
siq joke bro :--D
>>122000636
don't cover it with your finger.
>>122000704
>>121987291
>>121987369
Yeah I agree. I think some of the smoothness is lost because im recording on the source harddrive so its more like 20-40fps. My new hd is supposed to show up today so I'll fix that on the next clip.
I tried to work a lot more on the camera work in this one. I can tell where some of the shots dont flow well and others flow beautifully. I think this is what you are talking about and im going to work on it more. Thanks.
https://a.uguu.se/tfedzf.webm
>>121998919
I'd like some help with this as well. One out of 100 snapmatics actually come out
We are living in an age of Memes.
Time to enjoy them to the fullest because the end is near.
>>121998919
Why don't you just take a screenshot, you cunt.
>>122003218
Why make videos when I can make dank memes?
>>122003218
>>122004265
don't cover it with your finger.
>>122006403
don't cover it with your finger.
>>122006502
Are the PC servers down or what ?
It's been 30 minutes that I try to log in online and I just can't. I played a while an hour ago but when I tried to switch character, I never got back.
>Threads dead because fallout 4
>PC meme faggots still have time to shitpost on gtag even when they arent playing it
>Shitlords think posting memes is more important than gta stuff
>fallout 4 is shit
>>122008000
I'm new to /gtag/ and I'm ready to post the lamest most dull gameplay webms I can come up with.
stay tuned.
>>122008097
qt already beat you to it
>>122008097
ok?
>>122008393
how about them trips tho samefag?
>>122008734
Trips only count if you're straight
>>122008734
>ok?
*okay
How can you trust anything in this game if what your seeing isnt whats happening?
>>122008734
>everyone that doesn't like me must be all one person
>>122009027
and I thought my aim was shitty.
>>122007326
Someone answer me
>>122009196
No. Just shit.
>>122009196
just wait it off asshole, this isn't technical support.
your connection might be shitty as well.
>>122009145
lag m8
>>122009609
*ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa14VNsdSYM
>>122010324
someone should report this :^)
>>122009942
are you using a controller ?
>>122010489
Consider sudoku
>>122010676
No, he's clearly using keyboard and mouse.
He just has cerebral palsy.
>>122010676
ps4 free ayym, pleb
>Wake up
>See this
>Wat do?
>Cant wake up
>>121999041
>>122012520
»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»implying
